As a German, I can confirm that all is dust and happiness is but a fleeting distraction from the inevitable entropy that will consume us all. Gute Nacht.
A dream would come true if they would come to Germany and would do an crossover with our actual play gruop "Dice Actors". Most of the members work on the German Dub of Vox Machima 😀
Taliesin Jaffe is always in one of 2 directions of laughter. Either he will maintain a stone wall composure that not even the most divine weapons can pierce. Or he will burst a laugh so long and so loud that the heavens and beyond will hear it for the remainder of their seemingly immortal lives.
Kitzlenmelker could be used in Austria or Swiss to mean you are “milking little kittens” but as a noun… like that’s your job description “little kitten milker”
@@JackAfterHours Our wants are mere mirages over the endless desert of our lives: hovering in front of us, leading us on over the uneven and ever shifting dunes, always just one step away till we collapse into final exhaustion. So no, not wanting anything in particular for Christmas, kids.
Ah, german Liam is bringing me back to days of "Avengers Assemble". And this particular german Liam gets me to the episode "The Sleeper Awakens". Watch it, people, it's amazing.
I appreciate the spectrum of trying to stay in character that’s on display here: Taliesin is stone cold, Liam is fighting to keep a straight face and not laugh, and Ashley breaks within 30 seconds 😂
Best ad bit ever! 😂😂😂 Better than Nordverse. Better than the dndbeyond election. Better than every skit to come out of Sam's demented mind. I will die on this hill!
So help me gods, if they ever do a live show in Germany, I am *PRAYING* that Sam gets these two to reprise these roles for the ad. This is still my all-time favorite ad bit in general (although I am partial to the one where Sam got Tal and Liam into hot pink sleeveless shirts and spiked collars, coz DAMN).
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Very efficient and funny video. Just like the best german joke: "How many germans do you need to change a light bulb? ONE! Because we are efficient and dont have a sense of humor."
As always my comment is this “Ashley is precious and must be protected at all costs.” Edit: this is possibly her second best accent she’s ever done (you know after her New Yorker accent)
Showed this to my German dnd friends ... could not continue our campaign for 1h because of laughter... yes, they are apparently able to laugh... Could we ask The Kitzlenmelkers about this phenomena?... also... is that a BTS Shirt?
Imho the name "Kitzlenmelker" is not really exact and leaves some room for interpretation. "Kitz" means "Fawn" leading to the meaning Fawn-milker, but the word "Kitzler" means "clit" which leads to the word ...... aaaand i show myself out. 🤦
"Ah yes, laughter, the coward's response to oblivion" is such a Tal ad-lib.
The eldritch being momentarily became mildly annoyed.
I am SO using that line!
@@harrisonmcarthur7816 Same!
I finally found what I want on my tombstone.
It's a very Raymond Holt line
German here: "...but natülich, jaaaa...." from Liam gets me every time.
What does it mean?
@@INDAREVISH but naturally, yes.
@@INDAREVISH More of a "Of course, yes"Natürlich means something like sure, of course, if you say so.
I miss his Caleb so much =D
@@Vivi.Belial "Naturally" somewhat conveys the same meaning. Both "Of course" and "Naturally" can convey that something is self-evident.
As a German, I can confirm that all is dust and happiness is but a fleeting distraction from the inevitable entropy that will consume us all. Gute Nacht.
Danke schön, I needed that confirmation. Gute Nacht!
i think of them as german nihilists, but that's really just being redundant isn't it?
Nun kann ich in ruhe schlafen/ now i can sleep better
Is everthing alright over there?
@@oldfrend is water wet?
As a German, the pretentious nihilist is definitely my favorite cliche produced about us.
As another German I have never encountered that stereotype before, which makes it even more hilarious to me.
As a German, I can guarantee you that this is nothing like us. We do not condone invisibility.
They might be teleporting, who knows really 🤔
@@SomeGuyFromAustria Have zhey the authorization and proper license to perform such acts of blatant disrespect to zhe here and now.
Ja, we are perceived und we deal with it.
2:16 "but the gods laugh" "ₕₐₕₐ"
I'm Laura losing her shit beside them
I love Travis quietly losing his shit in the corner during these ads
He's definitely losing it, but to be honest he's anything but quiet 😂
"Quietly?"
"Man makes plans, Marisha, but the gods laugh."
"Mapht."🤣🤣🤣
It's amazing how shades and black clothes can make them look so Zemnian
The absolute peak of Düsseldorf fashion😂😂😂
“Such an arrangement did not exist in the 1400s but natürlich, jaaaa” is the funniest thing for some reason 😂
@1:25👍
Because we Germans are Klugscheißer 😂
@@DenaraLK”I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to clean all that up…”
Ashley keeping a straight face was an impossible task lmao
Perfect casting for the role!
Well they did say she was more lighthearted. Besides, she's from Denmark, they're from Germany. You can't expect the same level of nihilism from her.
"It's German humour; it's no laughing matter."
-ZF Gambit
Am I seeing a dang bullshittery reference in a critrole video? What a time to be alive!
🤣
Liam really needs to convince them to do a live show in Germany. 😃Mehr Kitzlenmelkers braucht das Land.
Nothing could physically stop me from going if they did a show here
A dream would come true if they would come to Germany and would do an crossover with our actual play gruop "Dice Actors". Most of the members work on the German Dub of Vox Machima 😀
I wish they würden!
@@peta1277 That's so cool!!!
The "hallo, kinder" really sent me 🤣🤣
*Slams Table* "NEIN!"
I jumped out my seat,
somebody has to make it a CR GIF for the chat
Art dad just became art Daddy for a hot minute...
Taliesin Jaffe is always in one of 2 directions of laughter. Either he will maintain a stone wall composure that not even the most divine weapons can pierce. Or he will burst a laugh so long and so loud that the heavens and beyond will hear it for the remainder of their seemingly immortal lives.
I swear, if they don't do this duo for a oneshot at some point, it's a horrible case of lost potential.
*trio*
@@DelusionalDunmer Nah, I disagree. If they're bringing in ad characters for a one-shot, Ashley needs to bring in Gale against these two.
@@abydosianchulac2 GAG ME WITH A SPOON KITZLENMELKERS!
German speaker here, love this bit! I frequently use a gif of that "Gute Nacht" moment.For some reason Ashley almost sounds Austrian to me xD
i always smirk when they say gute nackt instead of gute nacht
Is she from the south of the US? That would check out
@@majorfallacy5926 How do you mean?
@@Drakoni23 Austria is south of Germany
@@CorvusCorone68 Oh now I get it. I'm swiss, so I always see it as being more eastern than south :D
So good to see German Liam and Zemnian Percy again.
Taliesin killed it completely. What a performance.
Love to all Germans, Austrians and Swiss in the comment section 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇨🇭
Kitzlenmelker could be used in Austria or Swiss to mean you are “milking little kittens” but as a noun… like that’s your job description “little kitten milker”
i humble disagree. "Kitz" or "Kitzlein" means a newborn fawn (Bambi). A little Kitten would be a "Kätzlein". Isn't Zemnian a wonderful Language? 😁
@@pietstreet8311you are 100% right... it is still a pretty crazy last name 😂
It could also mean tickle…. Tickle milker
It could also come from Kitzler, so clit milker XD
@00:25 Liam fighting for his life trying to stay in character if Taliesen's tiny "Hallo"
Poor Ashley.
Couldn’t make it half a minute before she broke 🤣
Germans unite over this solid representation of our lighthearted personalities
As a German from Frankfurt I can confirm that everyone here looks and talks like that
I want to live there, but then again what is life if not a mere measurement of time, carelessly ticking away towards the oblivion
@@JackAfterHours Our wants are mere mirages over the endless desert of our lives: hovering in front of us, leading us on over the uneven and ever shifting dunes, always just one step away till we collapse into final exhaustion.
So no, not wanting anything in particular for Christmas, kids.
They nailed german humor... this ad-sketch is peak lol
I really need a CR oneshot of 'Eat the Reich' with Liam DMing...
Tal looks like an Indiana Jones villain
Ah, german Liam is bringing me back to days of "Avengers Assemble". And this particular german Liam gets me to the episode "The Sleeper Awakens". Watch it, people, it's amazing.
Good ole Red Skull
Also let us not forget Caleb too!
@@Mistowgan Nightcrawler.
@@JnEricsonx Ah forgot best boi nightcrawler.
I appreciate the spectrum of trying to stay in character that’s on display here: Taliesin is stone cold, Liam is fighting to keep a straight face and not laugh, and Ashley breaks within 30 seconds 😂
5:25 When you're at a friend's house and the parents start fighting.
The slamming the table with Nein kills me
Germans hating fun games while being the arguably most important board game manufacturers in the world just makes sense somehow
I love how I saw the thumbnail and just knew they’d be German. Liams look is peak German
These two would make great shopkeepers for campaign 4
"Alright, Mr. Burns, you win... but beware! We Germans are not all smiles und sunshine..."
Liam trying not to break 😂😂😂
They are well-known in Frankfurt. I can vouch for that.
Part of me kinda wishes Liam would do his Red Skull voice but this is just as amazing XD
and now, music by the group kraftwerk.
This might just be my favorite ad bit :D Ashley’s accent…oof lolol 😅 love her! obviously Liam’s is great, but Tal’s is pretty good too!
As a German, their German and their accent is on point 😂
Liam giving Crowley Core with that turtleneck and glasses
Edit: and then came in Ashley as well, hot damn
Best ad bit ever! 😂😂😂 Better than Nordverse. Better than the dndbeyond election. Better than every skit to come out of Sam's demented mind. I will die on this hill!
debatable whether it's better than the hotdog bit, but that was almost certainly accidental.
So help me gods, if they ever do a live show in Germany, I am *PRAYING* that Sam gets these two to reprise these roles for the ad. This is still my all-time favorite ad bit in general (although I am partial to the one where Sam got Tal and Liam into hot pink sleeveless shirts and spiked collars, coz DAMN).
1:50 - Can confirm, this is true of the Cambridge grasshopper.
Logically I can only assume the rest is too
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Very efficient and funny video. Just like the best german joke:
"How many germans do you need to change a light bulb? ONE! Because we are efficient and dont have a sense of humor."
When the sponsor ads are more memorable than the events in the campaign :)
"We are Klaus !"
“Hi, I’m John…”
As always my comment is this “Ashley is precious and must be protected at all costs.”
Edit: this is possibly her second best accent she’s ever done (you know after her New Yorker accent)
Gale is my favourite Ashley persona
Absolutely swooning for Ashley’s accent 😂❤
This feels like it will turn into an episode of Sprockets. "And now we shall dance!"
This is like an SNL bit
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
It weirdly reminds me of the reality show intro skit, with the twins that are both John Mulaney
Me, frantically searching clock facts....
Showed this to my German dnd friends ... could not continue our campaign for 1h because of laughter... yes, they are apparently able to laugh... Could we ask The Kitzlenmelkers about this phenomena?... also... is that a BTS Shirt?
That sure is a bts shirt
Kitzelmelker means Tickel Milker. lol
Imho the name "Kitzlenmelker" is not really exact and leaves some room for interpretation. "Kitz" means "Fawn" leading to the meaning Fawn-milker, but the word "Kitzler" means "clit" which leads to the word ...... aaaand i show myself out. 🤦
@@pietstreet8311 true but kitzeln, could just be an Infinitiv so it would be (to) tickle
@@pietstreet8311 could also be derived from "Kätzlein", so "kitten milker"
@@void-creature like i said - room for interpretation! Hallo Kinder! 🤣😂
It could also come from Kitzler, so clit milker in that case.
also as monster truck fan of the 80s, love Robbie's Bigfoot 5 shirt
How the actual FUCK are Liam and Talisen keeping a straight face; especially when you have a quartet of people facing you that are loosing it
I love how in both reads there were a specific example of a word that Liam *really* thickened up 😂
Thank you, Jack After Hours. This was a great time.
Love how Ashley just loosing her shit trying to deliver XDDDD
When I didn’t see Laura I thought she was also going to do a German accent.
How did I miss this bit? Might be my favorite one so far.
The perfect duo of German villains. I loved it.
Jezus this has to be in the list of the best bits. Well done CR
I wouldn't be surprised if this gave them some voice acting roles
“WERE NIHILISTS, LEBOWSKI!!”
They are amazing with the Zemnian accent!
My man Travis with the Zero Foxtrot shirt, hell yea
Had to look it up. "Tickle Milker" if anyone was wondering what the last name meant.
Why so happy, and joking? Everything that lives starts dying as soon as it is born!
I mean, Tal being an ancient Eldritch entity know the actual history of timekeeping?
As a German....i love it xD
They went full Schprockets
Taliesin mentioning Ultima gives me life.
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
But, natürlich, jaaaaaaaaaa ....
they brought their A game for this one lmao
5:23 me whenever someone asks if I like monday mornings
Ah such light hearted banter. Next time book Bernd das Brot for a true exploration of the German soul.
Their name translated means "Tickle Milker" in case anyone was interested.
Lots of Klaus and Herman influence I'm hearing. 😅
They kinda sound like Neil Patrick Harris as the Toymaker doing a german accent in doctor who's special
As a Dutchman. This is exactly our neighbors
Tal looking like the villain from Fifth Element 😂
Tal-Batiste... Emmanuel... Zorg.
as a german i felt understood and seen ja
Love when spouses go in HARD for an aesthetic
I love these so much XD
I just found out that Liam didn’t make up the grasshopper thing
The Corpus Clock is real
Liam has a fantastisch ear for the accent. I mean he is a professional but still
Amazing. Simply Amazing. As a German I approve.
Balenciaga Caleb always kills me lmao!
We germans have the expression "Tja". It means: Everything is going to die and only dust will remain.
I'm pretty sure its Kitzleinmelker, wich means "Kitty Milker"
Fawn is closer
Google translate says it means "Tickle Milker"
German Humour: It's no laughing matter.
jah, sehr toll
Ok but Ashley lowkey does sound like a Danish person who's been hanging out too much Germans 😂
Guten nacht.
NEIN 5:23
That one came from the *soul.*