What Are the Best Drugs to Sell - Goblin deleted video reupload
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- saw it got deleted so i thought i should reupload it as it is the first video i've seen from goblin and this is what got me into him. if you are goblin and you don't feel comfortable with this video being reuploaded please contact me and i'll take it down immediately i don't mean to cause harm by putting it back on youtube.
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What was the original upload date
@@themikarenolds2910 bro can I buy from u
@@samanthagriffinv2.08 it was a couple years ago
@@themikarenolds2910 "so u understand" it doesnt look like anybody asked for any clarification.
goblin is a moron. he thinks that alcohol is not a drug. he thinks it is wrong to sell heroin. it is a victimless crime to sell heroin. he thinks heroin isn't an opiate.
This is a million percent the definition of what TH-cam videos use to be like pre adpocalypse maybe even before that
Kinda true tbh
I miss the old days. I wish another company would make a video sharing site that wasn't so family-friendly.
the good days
@@stephendumore4363 it exists. It’s really orange.
yes
If goblin is saying fuck a drug you know that shit is bad
Unless it xans😂
@@Jaysway2000 found the xantard
@@phelan8385 I ain’t done xans since 2020😂but j like goblin say they so bad cuz of how good they feel😭🤷♂️🕺🐌
@@Jaysway2000 done xans and the shit just always made me tired and fell asleep decided it was a waste of money shit I’d take dxm over it
@@paintbrush6035 waste of money? I can get 30 1mg ksalol (same as xans) for like 5-10 bucks
All the dislikes are heroin plugs
Grind their bones to make their drugs
They too busy getting that money lol
What heroin plug? lol those exist still?
Lmao
@@aiodensghost8645 apparently a bunch of West Africans read your comment and acted accordingly
It wasn't me officer, it was the algorithm.
😂😂
It was tho
.. which knows.. you. 😂
Fr it was my algo i only watch weed vids sometimes because its legal in our Country now
its not illegal to watch a video lol.
I don't even need to watch the video to know that hallucinogens and weed are top tier because they don't cause the client to become unstable and/or rob you.
if u working full time u need constant fiends its too neat
Nah we still rob the weed plug if he sweet
Nah, hallucinogens are not top tier for selling. hallucinogen users do not use regularly, they use once in a while. you'll make barely any money as a street level dealer. if you're the big suppliers selling massive amounts of LSD you'll make money, but thats it.
Meth and heroin are top tier to sell. if you're intimidating and big then crack is also top tier. it is a victimless crime to sell those also.
Nah, back when I was like 15 and I was broke if you were dumb enough to think I’d agree to pay a lot of money for not really a lot of weed for the price you were getting robbed. This one dude told me he’d sell 2 zips for $550, damn near $10 a g all the way. Me and my friends took the weed and jumped dude and his friend, shit was mid lol. If you’re selling bud and you’re trying to overcharge people in the most obvious, someone will agree to it just to rob you
i keep that thang
He’s right about the coke plug. You end up seeing them so often and giving them so much money that you get to know them and 99% of the time they’re all chill as f&k..
Facts🤣🤣🤣they be the chillest people🤣🤣🔥
lmao ur makin em money you would be chill too
@@CJ_YT. letting me spend the night at your house type chill?
This dude is clueless about pretty much anything lmao. Homie had a friend that used to cop for him obviously with his opinions about this shit.
@@dollaz4647😂
My college roommate in GTA V sold acid for $20-25 a tab. Selling it was basically like printing money, and it was so easy to hide the stock.
Straight up. Same prices for me. I started feeling bad and gave them away to certain people, and overcharged the yuppies.
Some of these mf haven’t taken acid this strong so it was fun introducing them to it.
In gta? I’m so confused😂
@@LuvFrosty I think he's talking about the GTA V RP servers
Like he was selling them in real life or in GTA? Because 20 a tab is fucking astronomical
@@LuvFrosty he sayin in gta so his friend could never get indicted
I remember years ago reading some long reddit post where a former plug said coke was the best drug to sell because meth and heroin addicts were the people who'd be knocking on your door at 3am for a fix
Meth lasts forever
disgusting
@WAR FOOTAGE that's why it's a former plug
The same thing for coke except your phone blows up, dudes buy a single bag for their night out and run out 2 hours later
Man selling coke suuuuucked cus I always had to have my phone charging. So many fucking texts all the time. I had no time off hahaha
the one advantage of shrooms over acid is that shrooms are pretty cheap and easy to grow at home, whereas acid is straight up one of the most challenging drugs to produce at scale.
Fr fucking hate lsd synthesis. If you have to extract your precursor thats almost always worse than the synthesis but even then every fucking solvent is either neurotoxic or explosive and you need a expensive ass lab for it. On top of that sodium lamps are pretty much the only lighting that wont fuck up the product
And you can source shrooms ez if you know where to look
@@aiodensghost8645 if not grow your own, which is super cheap and has massive yields
Also some people prefer the shorter trip
@@ThaRookStar it's work, and not for everyone. Don't ruin the hustle lol
as a shroom grower and "giver" I am so happy for the love we got on this list
How do you grow that shit, nobody selling shrooms around and I want that hustle
its kindof a learning process, colorado legalized it so theres shops that sell spores and grow kits, but other than that I learned from youtube and the shroomery forums
@@eldaladellook it up on youtube
@@eldaladelFree guides everywhere on TH-cam and other forums, and spores can be bought legally online in all states except 2(Cali and another one like Idaho or Utah I forgot), it costs like a couple hundred dollars to buy your equipment and then takes around a month to cultivate. Study the guides and you should be growing in no time.
You can order spores online to any state, because it's sold for "research". Growing them is relatively simple if you have attention to detail.
This is for sure a hoot and a holler.
too bad its not goblins video. otherwise it really would have been
@@Infamous159 It was goblins abt a year ago tho
I feel like Molly is more of a side hustle because most people know they can't take it often, so business is irregular
Shit like this was the type of content that we all loved back when TH-cam was going through it's edgy phase between 2015 and 2017. "Hypothetically, if you woke up as The Plug..." and "Plug Man Johnson" are literally phrases that would've become memes if they popped up back in 2016. I really miss that era of TH-cam and this made me feel right at home, thank you for reuploading this.
Man shut up
The problem with shrooms (and other hallucinogens) is that in lots of places they are class A drugs and when people mess about and take too much and have a psychotic episode and get arrested all that heat can come back on you.
Lowkey facts
Sell small doses instead
@_CaptainCookie my old guy only ever stocked psychedelics and gave me harm reduction tips everytime, was a legend
@@cherubry Same, my father also used to sell drugs when I was a kid. And he too became a legend in our town!
And its not only an episode. It can fuck your mind up and trigger schizophenia if u dont know what ur doing
"Every coke dealer I've ever dealt with is, like, a good person, you know?" Goblin lives a life so alien to me, I swear.
Thank God for the re-upload I’ve been looking for this video
Lmfao
i have a homie who was a lean plug and a guy tried to rob him and it lead to a shootout and my homie ended up dying
my condolences for your bro
Bro came back 4 years later
lmao cheers man
This is genuinely hilarious. I may be seeing irony that isn’t there but it clearly is lol
5 mins in and I can tell he values his customers more than I would💀
Bro I lost it when he just goes “you’re not ganna like OD on shrooms, you’re just going to trip hard as FUCK” 💀💀
cocaine is s+ tier. small size, no smell, high profit (4x potential)... 23:15 you kidding, right ? :)
Bro made the best come back
shrooms grow wild in lots of places too so if you're competent in indentifying shrooms the profit margin is insane
Back in highschool a friend sold me 25i thinking it was actual acid. After it wore off and I had one of the most intense experiences of my life which consisted of thinking I was going to die the entire time and conversing with my PS3, I had decided to sell actual good, clean LSD and educate people on safe drug use because I genuinly didn't want someone going through what I did. Always test your drugs kids!
before i got locked up i was selling weed, acid, shroons, lean, blow, and molly and occasionally ketchup i wss making about 2k every two days
You got too big and stood out
“I’ve never run into a coke plug I didn’t like.” Say what?!? Coke dealers are some of the worst in the drug community!
“I’ll be there in 15 minutes dawg.”
3 hours later…
I'm not a part of the "community" but I've seen enough memes to know that that's every plug. And assuming selling is like any other business, if you're making a small order, they're going to give priority to bigger clients
YESWYESYESYESYESYES.. Then 4 days later he turns up and lectures you about how He's the most amazing with "blazing" product (turns out to be a flicker), ALLL the bitches (because he smells like a sausage)-he has an arsenal- could be the football team, could be an armoury (nope! It's a thumb tack in his butt).
A long time gob fan, never got to see this one, 🙏🏻
Putting Adderall in the same tier as cocaine is wild, especially below ketamine?!?!
This video is basically a long form way to communicate:
"I'm 19 and just discovered drugs last year."
Gs
children should have to watch this someday before middle school, in this new generation it is a MUST.
As someone who sold drugs for about a decade, don’t do it. It actually sucks. You think going into it that it’s gonna be cool. It isn’t. Just work a normal job where you actually get free time. Selling drugs is a 24/7 ordeal, 365 days per year. People will call you while you’re fast asleep. They will bug the shit out of you, your girl, your fuckin mom. They don’t give a shit. And someone will rat on you and you’ll probably do time in prison. I went to prison twice before I figured out it was the dumbest shit in the entire world. It ain’t cool, the money is gone as fast as you get it, and you’re gonna lose everything when you get locked up anyway. Work a real job, one where you can look your mom in the face and have her be proud of you. Spend time with your family now before it’s too late.
i am definitely on a watchlist from watching this
"no i've never heard of carl ketamine 🙄🙄"
thank you sir metamancer for explaining the meta. i will now sell epic grade crack
Informational, fair opinion and commentary, and entertaining laughs.
Being a crack dealer versus cocaine is like being a mall cop versus a trooper. Nobody's impressed you're selling crack, not even crack addicts.
Hallucinogens are B tier at best because they are not addictive. Customers will buy from you a few times a year and that's it. This means having lots of customers which is more exposure.
When people who are into drugs straight up hate heroin then you know it’s extra super bad for ya 😂
Lean is the best to sell if you know how to it’s like $60 a bottle from the pharma and you can charge $200+ on each line. The cuddies for it always have money too you’ll never meet a broke sipper.
You rated psychedelics pretty high but i think a big drawback is that its hard to get your customers hooked on that stuff. You wont have any customers calling in daily and throwing all their money at you so you have to have a lot of different customers to make it profitable ehich is harder to achieve and gives you a greater chance to get busted.
"Hulk means he used his hulk strength to press fent into that bar"
800k people looked at this and went "noted"📝
This helped me out a lot, thank you very much!
addy is just feeling happier and loving and energy for me
thank you for your drug awareness
I feel like nowadays if you're somehow finding and selling pure heroin with no fentanyl or xylazine or other crazy bullshit, in a weird way you're kinda a hero? But like, you're still a heroin dealer so idk lol
Xan pills is a goldmine, I’ve heard
Watch on 2x speed and it feels like a Goblin video from 5 years ago
Me, a college student who will never take or sell drugs: hmm, yes, very interesting
ngl gob was wild for saying spit on his sac in the outro
(bear in mind this is all dependent on your area, demographic, and local trends this list isn't conclusive, some places are different) : )
to be fair cocaine is scheduled lower than it should be (under lsd and weed somehow) so there's definitely a some leeway
This is absolutely the funniest thing about humans. No other animals do shit like this
Now I know which drugs to sell, thank you so much man your a lifesaver🙏
I love how u can tell what region and the racial makeup of his clientele by this list
damn ive bought a few hulks in my day
"educational purposes"
fellow reminder to download this video for archive purposes
bro has tried everything
Bro thought this was a good video to upload 💀
This is like if Pirate Software was a stoner
Absolutely savage for posting this.
You attract a richer client with anything that comes in pill form as opposed to powder* or rocks.
(With the exception of ❄️).
But I wouldn’t know the intricacies of this since I’m not in the business. 😂
by liking this video i do NOT agree to sell drugs
does anyone know when gob originally posted this and when he deleted it?
It's crazy how we can get videos on tier list for felony crimes totally uncensored but "politically incorrect" videos are banned
ketamine coke and weed are all s tier bc they're done often and in high quantities
“Crackheads are super cool people”
I used to use cocaine back in the 90s back when you could get a gram for $20, an 8 ball was around $100, but my shit was always stepped on.
SS+ tier: Phentanyl
never sell the drugs that you like use
20:06 I got robbed selling lean😂😂
Even before watching this video, with the choices you put up taking into account: money made, calibre of clientele, risk of prison, and reputatational risk.
I would choose benzos and Mandy. And maybe chuck some 2CB in there as well. 💯👍
GOBLIN INDIANA SELLS MAGIC MUSHROOM GROWING KITS LEGALLY
You didn't cover the fact that people take acid once in a few months or so. If you don't have A LOT of contacts you won't be able to make a good profit like you would with weed, coke or other drugs that people take daily.
''I think sh*t is about to go down in north'' where i am going for a court 😂😂😂
Its like you dont know what a drug is trying to describe them.
Hi Mr. FBI
Guys, we on the list 😮
Karl ketamine 😭
Hahaha it's unimaginable how somewhat triggered I am by what he said about heroine xD Obviously I don't sell it nor I don't plan to (it would be a very hard task because it's so hard to find anywhere, treated as a poison, as a worst of the worst) and I still feel a little bit offended by what he said😝I just always liked heroine, despite not trying it for a very long time.
Bro u ain't alone, I still think about her! But let her go she toxic af.
Heroin is dope... dope af
@@miketyson1717 It is... and?
Don't get me wrong I don't love it or am addicted to or anything, I just don't understand why anybody find it the biggest nightmare in the world or devil itself.
@@sorryeverafter523 it was a play on the word dope, why do you sound so insecure about a chemical
@@walter9240 Ahhh OK😆Sorry but english isn't my first language and I misunderstood
In canada shrooms are not legal. but they're not enforced. If you get caught selling them, the worst thing that's gonna happen is they will get confiscated.
This guy is actually spitting so much facts 😭
“put that cart down” listen to this mf
I got caught with about 100 xanax bars and it was misdemeanor possession here.
shrooms are D, C tier at most, you put them above literal addictive money pit drugs lmao people tend to do shrooms once in a while also so the money wouldnt be that constant
but theyre really easy to cultivate, theyre natural, safe, youre not killing or causing long term health problems for your customers, and theyre not addictive so morally its better than most of the other drugs on this list
I love the heroin plugs 🔌
I'm from the UK, we call MDMA "Mandy"... it's weird hearing "Molly" 😁
Literally just here to comment, damn the fbi really do be advertising on TH-cam for open slots in a 6x5.
my algorythm goin crazy lately
me becoming a shroom plug...
i love how he circled it with the mouse before calling our the bartards XD i love ths content!
Befoe watching the video opiates. And coke.
What a coincidence, my birth name is Plugman Johnson.
Your parents were setting you up for success
would not recommend to watch this on your main accounts or at your house if you are considering this in an illegal state XD
Nah coke prices in 1st world are crazy. Here in Chile im getting top quality straight from fucking bolivia for like 10usd a gram or so lol. Same for codeine i literally walk to my nearest pharmacy and paying 8usd for a 10mg/5ml 120ml bottle what a great country this is🇨🇱🇨🇱
God bless your country man
The real strat is just to live in Oregon 😂
DEA be making notes while watching this 😂
When did he originally upload this?