goblin is a moron. he thinks that alcohol is not a drug. he thinks it is wrong to sell heroin. it is a victimless crime to sell heroin. he thinks heroin isn't an opiate.
Mushrooms did wonders in my life. I was diagnosed with cptsd since my teenage, spent my whole life fighting cptsd. Also suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. This is something that really need to be use globally to help people with similar health challenges.
I don't even need to watch the video to know that hallucinogens and weed are top tier because they don't cause the client to become unstable and/or rob you.
Nah, hallucinogens are not top tier for selling. hallucinogen users do not use regularly, they use once in a while. you'll make barely any money as a street level dealer. if you're the big suppliers selling massive amounts of LSD you'll make money, but thats it. Meth and heroin are top tier to sell. if you're intimidating and big then crack is also top tier. it is a victimless crime to sell those also.
Nah, back when I was like 15 and I was broke if you were dumb enough to think I’d agree to pay a lot of money for not really a lot of weed for the price you were getting robbed. This one dude told me he’d sell 2 zips for $550, damn near $10 a g all the way. Me and my friends took the weed and jumped dude and his friend, shit was mid lol. If you’re selling bud and you’re trying to overcharge people in the most obvious, someone will agree to it just to rob you
A drug dealer I used to know refused to sell weed or blow because "pot dealers are replaceable and coke heads are crazy". At least where I live, it seemed weed barely had margins and another dealer got robbed or stabbed every other week. Hard to see it as S
Never took drugs, I don't even know what 80% of the drugs he listed do 😂. But it was absolutely entertaining to listen to someone so passionately talking about his preference and recommendations and I'm just imagining how drug dealer watch this taking notes 😂😂😂.
@@Retroboy22 well that was a stupid attempt it doesn't even sound like sarcasm at all I was simply trying to help answer the dudes question and he said really thags just smdumb
I used to be an MD vegetable 2 years ago but defo not doing it everyday. He should be dead given how much he’d have to take to dodge the tolerance or just actually not feel anything after like a week and a half
My dumb ass did a few grams in a week in highschool, the comedown was one of the worst times of my life. Some of the weirdest parts about it were the brain zaps, every few minutes it would feel like the inside of my brain was getting shocked, I could even hear a zap sound and my vision would get distorted when it happened. They would get so much worse when I closed my eyes which made going to sleep nearly impossible. Also for some reason I constantly felt like the ground was moving around underneath me, like I was on a boat. It was fucking awful.
@@ComFurt Holy, I was doing too much MDMA as well. Yeah, the comedowns are terrible. I could feel my brain just hurting badly. It wasn't just a headache; my brain hurt af. You completely drain your serotonin, so you don't feel any positive emotions. It also makes you feel very weird. After taking multiple pills for a few days, I woke up feeling like I was in a different world. The comedowns from stimulants are terrible too, but man, doing too much MDMA just messes your brain in a weird way. It has "ketaminish-psychodelic" vibes.
@@ComFurt Brain zaps are fucking horrible. They are a fairly common side effect of many antidepressants, either when starting or coming off them. I was absolutely crippled by them at one point when changing antidepressants.
i used to sell up and down when i was 19-22 until a rival gang deleted my boss and burned my car down, shot up my house... then i moved to a different city and started studying computer science , now im 29 in IT. never selling drugs again.
He’s right about the coke plug. You end up seeing them so often and giving them so much money that you get to know them and 99% of the time they’re all chill as f&k..
Straight up. Same prices for me. I started feeling bad and gave them away to certain people, and overcharged the yuppies. Some of these mf haven’t taken acid this strong so it was fun introducing them to it.
its kindof a learning process, colorado legalized it so theres shops that sell spores and grow kits, but other than that I learned from youtube and the shroomery forums
@@eldaladelFree guides everywhere on TH-cam and other forums, and spores can be bought legally online in all states except 2(Cali and another one like Idaho or Utah I forgot), it costs like a couple hundred dollars to buy your equipment and then takes around a month to cultivate. Study the guides and you should be growing in no time.
The problem with shrooms (and other hallucinogens) is that in lots of places they are class A drugs and when people mess about and take too much and have a psychotic episode and get arrested all that heat can come back on you.
I remember years ago reading some long reddit post where a former plug said coke was the best drug to sell because meth and heroin addicts were the people who'd be knocking on your door at 3am for a fix
Lsd is definitely the best to sell, it’s niche enough to have exclusive returning customers but not sketchy enough to where people think you’re a piece of shit
@@SenszR depends how good you are as an acid plug, if its one of your committed main income you are 100% involved with festival or rave community. selling it on the side isn't really the same.
"You ever seen someone strung out on molly, ladies and gentlemen? These guys are crazy motherfuckers, but, they probably cant think hard enough to rob you". LMAO as someone who used to do MDMA in college, accurate
Shit like this was the type of content that we all loved back when TH-cam was going through it's edgy phase between 2015 and 2017. "Hypothetically, if you woke up as The Plug..." and "Plug Man Johnson" are literally phrases that would've become memes if they popped up back in 2016. I really miss that era of TH-cam and this made me feel right at home, thank you for reuploading this.
As someone who sold drugs for about a decade, don’t do it. It actually sucks. You think going into it that it’s gonna be cool. It isn’t. Just work a normal job where you actually get free time. Selling drugs is a 24/7 ordeal, 365 days per year. People will call you while you’re fast asleep. They will bug the shit out of you, your girl, your fuckin mom. They don’t give a shit. And someone will rat on you and you’ll probably do time in prison. I went to prison twice before I figured out it was the dumbest shit in the entire world. It ain’t cool, the money is gone as fast as you get it, and you’re gonna lose everything when you get locked up anyway. Work a real job, one where you can look your mom in the face and have her be proud of you. Spend time with your family now before it’s too late.
Its probably different for each country. Here in Canada if you manage to get a Colorado river toad you can legally sell 5-HO-DMT (if you can separate it from the 5-MEO) as its unscheduled (legal), and it’s harder to prosecute you on the 5-MEO as it’s only illegal to distribute but simply owning and using is legal. Also it’s an exotic drug where I’m from.
Been dabbling in sobriety more lately and really appreciating it. But yeah concentrates/weed more than anything was hard to put down. I had a 2 month kratom addiction. Towards the end i was having an ounce or more a day. No regrets but it did give me uncomfortable withdrawals. Nothing i couldnt get through but i realized its something you cant have daily unless youre going low dose 2-3 grams once in the morning or whatever. Its just so accessible and growing in popularity it seems. But anything that cant assist someone getting off of more serious opiates is a good thing. I should say as someone who got heavily into dabs at some points in time. That stuff really can bring on withdrawal symptoms and irritability like none other for me. That is, years of daily use. All that being said i like to spend most of my time sober these days. It gives clarity and stability. It helps me be a more fun person for myself and others. You’ll realize your happy moments come from within. Stay safe out there
Good luck on your sobriety journey. When drug use is no longer recreational, but has turned into escapism, it sucks the fun out of life. You basically are dopamine dumping yourself to feel normal and not hate your life.
Kratom is an interesting one. I tried pretty hard to figure out a strategy for daily use that doesn't fall off and I really couldn't. I feel like anyone who starts taking kratom should understand that they're on a timer. One will transition from kratom sooner or later, and that transition will either be toward sobriety or back to the shit that they were taking kratom to help them get away from. It's a great tool to help someone who wants to stop chasing a dragon to do so, but they have to be willing to stomp out their own unreasonable expectations.
Either of you recommend using kratom to transition out of daily dabbing? Been dabbing heavy for years and have real shitty days going cold Turkey only ever last a week
@@jacksons7599 yeah it could be used as a substitute i guess. Keep your doses kinda low maybe 3-5g. I was doing 10+ g 3-4 times a day and that is not a good idea. Cap yourself at maybe 15-20g per day
@@filmoreslim5296 fr it's fucking ridiculous, doesn't matter who you know it's just crazy expensive, people pay 350 a g and would be lucky to get 25% pure its pretty putrid
@@johnsmith2593 damn y’all really down under but it takes a lot to get it over there I guess. You can go by land here straight from Colombia so it’s a bit easier
@@paintbrush6035 yeh I'm not the biggest coke head, but I know a few people who are, the best coke I've ever had was 92% pure have never seen anything close to that since
@@LuisC7 craziest one he told me was from his time working in an industrial scrap yard. He said he'd have tweakers coming in and selling stolen copper all the time and had to be a witness in multiple criminal cases. He told me about this one dude who was a construction worker that stole copper from his job site. The guy worked in the place where they kept all the materials, like the copper, and literally would Mission Impossible style rappel from the roof into the warehouse, grab the copper, then go sell it. He'd do that and then clock into work and replace all the copper he just stole and eventually got caught lmao.
@@artirony410 loool xD stealing from your job is the ultimate tweaker move. Not that I stole drink bottles from the hotel I was working at. Not at all. Definitely did not put new unopened expensive bottles together with the empty ones and go take the bottles out to trash, thrn leave the full one behind the trashbin to collect it after work. That didn't happen!!!!
This comment about dispensaries couldn't be any more wrong now in Michigan, quality concentrates at 15 a gram sometimes less and dont even get me started on flower especially with the outdoor harvests curing.
You must be stupid because this video is old as fuck and literally says reupload in the title lmaooo, dispensaries didn’t exist near the east coast yet
The thing with K is that it fucks up your blader pretty quickly. Even if you are a relatively moderate user. Let's say a friend of mine used about a gram a week over the summer and he started noticing he suddenly had to take a piss 10 times a day without changing the amount of liquids he drank. He stopped on time and after about half a year his bladder seemed to return to normal. It's a shame because K is really versatile given the effects change so much depending on the dose you're taking. Wouldn't recommend taking it more than twice a year if you want to stave off incontinence before your old age.
@Zhuntovany.Kavalir yup, still haven't ever had as great of a high as I had off hydros. No joke man u from any major city or Florida u know what that shit does
Back in highschool a friend sold me 25i thinking it was actual acid. After it wore off and I had one of the most intense experiences of my life which consisted of thinking I was going to die the entire time and conversing with my PS3, I had decided to sell actual good, clean LSD and educate people on safe drug use because I genuinly didn't want someone going through what I did. Always test your drugs kids!
I once smuggled 1800 ug af LSD in the form of raisins mixed in with some peanuts in a snackbag on an international flight just for the fucks of it. I was high as fuck on Adderall while I did it and I never even tripped on the acid on my trip…
@@pnz3 i dont really know. It was 2x150 micrograms. Amount so small I doubt it would be major problem. But who knows. Im gonna ask my friend who worked at the airport.
Lol this hits home. Last winter I brought a few tabs for a friend and I on a trip to Colombia. I had taken apart my headlamp and hid them inside. I ended up accidentally leaving the headlamp behind at a hostel about a week into our 6 week trip haha.
Psychedelics are easy S-tier, because most of your customers are nerds and hippies. Chances of getting robbed are low, and if you do get robbed the guy will probably feel bad after his trip and return with money or most of what he stole. No competition.
My friend in gta rp has gotten into cars with peeps wanting a g and they locking the doors telling him they want to look at it, he got robbed a few times on bud before he toughened up.
“I’ve never run into a coke plug I didn’t like.” Say what?!? Coke dealers are some of the worst in the drug community! “I’ll be there in 15 minutes dawg.” 3 hours later…
I'm not a part of the "community" but I've seen enough memes to know that that's every plug. And assuming selling is like any other business, if you're making a small order, they're going to give priority to bigger clients
YESWYESYESYESYESYES.. Then 4 days later he turns up and lectures you about how He's the most amazing with "blazing" product (turns out to be a flicker), ALLL the bitches (because he smells like a sausage)-he has an arsenal- could be the football team, could be an armoury (nope! It's a thumb tack in his butt).
Wow that title is a cops dream to walk into. Dont advertise this meeting locally. Cheers! You are a very open book person man. Glad this video came across my feed. New subscriber here!
When you're talking about "opiates", what you really mean is opioids. Opiates are opioids derived from opium. Opioids include any opiate/opioid, whether it's synthetic or not.
Lean is the best to sell if you know how to it’s like $60 a bottle from the pharma and you can charge $200+ on each line. The cuddies for it always have money too you’ll never meet a broke sipper.
I think shrooms is rated too highly. A client might buy an 8th 3-6 times a year TOPS on average, and even that is pretty high. And unless you’re growing them yourself you’re talking about $10/profit per 8th or like $50/yr per person. You’d need 1000 customers to make any money. It’s adderall tier At least acid has insane profit margins
Add noz like $60 bucks to fill a ten pounder and sell 3 for $5 and 12 customers later you break even and you still have a lot left you can make line 300 at night
I feel like nowadays if you're somehow finding and selling pure heroin with no fentanyl or xylazine or other crazy bullshit, in a weird way you're kinda a hero? But like, you're still a heroin dealer so idk lol
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What was the original upload date
@@themikarenolds2910 bro can I buy from u
@@samanthagriffinv2.08 it was a couple years ago
@@themikarenolds2910 "so u understand" it doesnt look like anybody asked for any clarification.
goblin is a moron. he thinks that alcohol is not a drug. he thinks it is wrong to sell heroin. it is a victimless crime to sell heroin. he thinks heroin isn't an opiate.
This is a million percent the definition of what TH-cam videos use to be like pre adpocalypse maybe even before that
Kinda true tbh
I miss the old days. I wish another company would make a video sharing site that wasn't so family-friendly.
the good days
@@stephendumore4363 it exists. It’s really orange.
yes
If goblin is saying fuck a drug you know that shit is bad
Unless it xans😂
@@Jaysway2000 found the xantard
@@phelan8385 I ain’t done xans since 2020😂but j like goblin say they so bad cuz of how good they feel😭🤷♂️🕺🐌
@@Jaysway2000 done xans and the shit just always made me tired and fell asleep decided it was a waste of money shit I’d take dxm over it
@@paintbrush6035 waste of money? I can get 30 1mg ksalol (same as xans) for like 5-10 bucks
All the dislikes are heroin plugs
Grind their bones to make their drugs
They too busy getting that money lol
What heroin plug? lol those exist still?
Lmao
@@aiodensghost8645 apparently a bunch of West Africans read your comment and acted accordingly
After my trip yesterday, I did understand why mushrooms are praised... you can have some beautiful experiences on them..
I do 3.5 g of mushrooms every 6 months to reboot my brain.
Lmao spot on. When I'm on shrooms or acid, I never want to be around new people. It makes me extremely introverted
Only people who have taken mushrooms can only understand the powers lol and they grow everywhere September until first frost here in wales.
Mushrooms did wonders in my life. I was diagnosed with cptsd since my teenage, spent my whole life fighting cptsd. Also suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. This is something that really need to be use globally to help people with similar health challenges.
Can you help with a reliable source I would really appreciate it.
economy lessons in colombia:
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Pure Colombian or pure Peruvian? Which one would sell better
An American mocking Colombia for what the USA has brought to Colombia.
The problem with coke is logistics, not market,
😭
It wasn't me officer, it was the algorithm.
😂😂
It was tho
.. which knows.. you. 😂
Fr it was my algo i only watch weed vids sometimes because its legal in our Country now
its not illegal to watch a video lol.
I don't even need to watch the video to know that hallucinogens and weed are top tier because they don't cause the client to become unstable and/or rob you.
if u working full time u need constant fiends its too neat
Nah we still rob the weed plug if he sweet
Nah, hallucinogens are not top tier for selling. hallucinogen users do not use regularly, they use once in a while. you'll make barely any money as a street level dealer. if you're the big suppliers selling massive amounts of LSD you'll make money, but thats it.
Meth and heroin are top tier to sell. if you're intimidating and big then crack is also top tier. it is a victimless crime to sell those also.
Nah, back when I was like 15 and I was broke if you were dumb enough to think I’d agree to pay a lot of money for not really a lot of weed for the price you were getting robbed. This one dude told me he’d sell 2 zips for $550, damn near $10 a g all the way. Me and my friends took the weed and jumped dude and his friend, shit was mid lol. If you’re selling bud and you’re trying to overcharge people in the most obvious, someone will agree to it just to rob you
i keep that thang
“Weeds a easy s tier, let’s move on to meth”
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Let's move o... Let's move DOWN to meth* hahaha
A drug dealer I used to know refused to sell weed or blow because "pot dealers are replaceable and coke heads are crazy". At least where I live, it seemed weed barely had margins and another dealer got robbed or stabbed every other week. Hard to see it as S
@@BobbieTheFish I mean growing your own couldn’t hurt if you know what you’re doing
@@BobbieTheFishyou probably live in the ghetto or in a largely populated democratic city with illegal weed
@@BobbieTheFish well you see, you're not supposed to do the dealing yourself, that's just stupid risk
“Your basically running a boot camp”
His terminology and the blend of his tone of voice about a sketchy subject is hilarious
Never took drugs, I don't even know what 80% of the drugs he listed do 😂. But it was absolutely entertaining to listen to someone so passionately talking about his preference and recommendations and I'm just imagining how drug dealer watch this taking notes 😂😂😂.
@@DoomZzx on the fucked up brain? For sure he is ...
You're not missing out
You're not missing out
Can confirm not missing much
U aint missing shit brodie, stay away😊
Why is this so entertaining? I don't even do drugs
because you like bad things😈😈😈😈😈😈
Nah fr it’s refreshing to hear someone talk about something considered taboo so openly
you should
where do you live, in arabia saudi?@@wolfdragon4176
Cuz In the inside ur really a savage 🥶
Wonder why he deleted this..
Maybe cus its about selling instead of doing
@@yourmomscomment really
@@whiterunguard3215 idk just a gues I did say maybe
@@yourmomscomment he was being sarcastic
@@Retroboy22 well that was a stupid attempt it doesn't even sound like sarcasm at all I was simply trying to help answer the dudes question and he said really thags just smdumb
18:00 “they can’t really think hard enough to rob you” fucking killed me. My friend turned into a vegetable for a month because he did MD everyday
I used to be an MD vegetable 2 years ago but defo not doing it everyday. He should be dead given how much he’d have to take to dodge the tolerance or just actually not feel anything after like a week and a half
My dumb ass did a few grams in a week in highschool, the comedown was one of the worst times of my life. Some of the weirdest parts about it were the brain zaps, every few minutes it would feel like the inside of my brain was getting shocked, I could even hear a zap sound and my vision would get distorted when it happened. They would get so much worse when I closed my eyes which made going to sleep nearly impossible.
Also for some reason I constantly felt like the ground was moving around underneath me, like I was on a boat.
It was fucking awful.
@@ComFurt THE BRAIN ZAPS
@@ComFurt Holy, I was doing too much MDMA as well. Yeah, the comedowns are terrible. I could feel my brain just hurting badly. It wasn't just a headache; my brain hurt af. You completely drain your serotonin, so you don't feel any positive emotions. It also makes you feel very weird. After taking multiple pills for a few days, I woke up feeling like I was in a different world. The comedowns from stimulants are terrible too, but man, doing too much MDMA just messes your brain in a weird way. It has "ketaminish-psychodelic" vibes.
@@ComFurt Brain zaps are fucking horrible. They are a fairly common side effect of many antidepressants, either when starting or coming off them. I was absolutely crippled by them at one point when changing antidepressants.
i used to sell up and down when i was 19-22 until a rival gang deleted my boss and burned my car down, shot up my house... then i moved to a different city and started studying computer science , now im 29 in IT. never selling drugs again.
It’s better to stay away man
If you we're really about it you would have clapped back and took over
The games better off without you
@@implosion1476 it's true, the life ain't for me.
@@implosion1476 or maybe hes smart for getting out my guy cause average lifespan for a gang member is 25.
Which drug?
„my videos are meant to educate on substance abuse”
video: best drugs to sell tier list
He’s right about the coke plug. You end up seeing them so often and giving them so much money that you get to know them and 99% of the time they’re all chill as f&k..
Facts🤣🤣🤣they be the chillest people🤣🤣🔥
lmao ur makin em money you would be chill too
@@CJ_YT. letting me spend the night at your house type chill?
This dude is clueless about pretty much anything lmao. Homie had a friend that used to cop for him obviously with his opinions about this shit.
@@dollaz4647😂
My college roommate in GTA V sold acid for $20-25 a tab. Selling it was basically like printing money, and it was so easy to hide the stock.
Straight up. Same prices for me. I started feeling bad and gave them away to certain people, and overcharged the yuppies.
Some of these mf haven’t taken acid this strong so it was fun introducing them to it.
In gta? I’m so confused😂
@@LuvFrosty I think he's talking about the GTA V RP servers
Like he was selling them in real life or in GTA? Because 20 a tab is fucking astronomical
@@LuvFrosty he sayin in gta so his friend could never get indicted
This is for sure a hoot and a holler.
too bad its not goblins video. otherwise it really would have been
@@Infamous159 It was goblins abt a year ago tho
as a shroom grower and "giver" I am so happy for the love we got on this list
How do you grow that shit, nobody selling shrooms around and I want that hustle
its kindof a learning process, colorado legalized it so theres shops that sell spores and grow kits, but other than that I learned from youtube and the shroomery forums
@@eldaladellook it up on youtube
@@eldaladelFree guides everywhere on TH-cam and other forums, and spores can be bought legally online in all states except 2(Cali and another one like Idaho or Utah I forgot), it costs like a couple hundred dollars to buy your equipment and then takes around a month to cultivate. Study the guides and you should be growing in no time.
You can order spores online to any state, because it's sold for "research". Growing them is relatively simple if you have attention to detail.
The problem with shrooms (and other hallucinogens) is that in lots of places they are class A drugs and when people mess about and take too much and have a psychotic episode and get arrested all that heat can come back on you.
Lowkey facts
Sell small doses instead
@_CaptainCookie my old guy only ever stocked psychedelics and gave me harm reduction tips everytime, was a legend
@@cherubry Same, my father also used to sell drugs when I was a kid. And he too became a legend in our town!
And its not only an episode. It can fuck your mind up and trigger schizophenia if u dont know what ur doing
I remember years ago reading some long reddit post where a former plug said coke was the best drug to sell because meth and heroin addicts were the people who'd be knocking on your door at 3am for a fix
Meth lasts forever
disgusting
@WAR FOOTAGE that's why it's a former plug
The same thing for coke except your phone blows up, dudes buy a single bag for their night out and run out 2 hours later
Man selling coke suuuuucked cus I always had to have my phone charging. So many fucking texts all the time. I had no time off hahaha
Lsd is definitely the best to sell, it’s niche enough to have exclusive returning customers but not sketchy enough to where people think you’re a piece of shit
Yeah bro selling one tab every two weeks crazy hustle
Yea u will have like 3 customers per month lmao
@@SenszR depends how good you are as an acid plug, if its one of your committed main income you are 100% involved with festival or rave community.
selling it on the side isn't really the same.
@@azaphakaylock2789where do I got to sell acid and M like what do I say to the people
@@azaphakaylock2789 selling on the side is aight. you just show up to the club every friday and saturday for half an hour and youre good for the week
I didn’t even realize he took this down, great rewatch lmao thank you
"Every coke dealer I've ever dealt with is, like, a good person, you know?" Goblin lives a life so alien to me, I swear.
They chill as f*k untill they don’t get that money they are owed lmao.
Right ?? They’re easily the worst kind
@@MarcusRidgeway-p8b then why sell merch upfront? No dosh no merch for you, easy.
"You ever seen someone strung out on molly, ladies and gentlemen? These guys are crazy motherfuckers, but, they probably cant think hard enough to rob you". LMAO as someone who used to do MDMA in college, accurate
That sounds funny considering it it supposed to give you feelings of love and empathy for other people
My big brother overdosed on opiates laced with fent couple years ago now. RIP big bro
RIP man sorry for your loss
damn bro RIP and good luck
my brother overdosed on fent too a couple weeks ago, somehow lived. Fuck drugs bro
@@omegalilbchass8270 narcan?
Damn just stop taking it😂😂💀💀💀
To the FBI, I swear I am only using this list for entertainment
Shit like this was the type of content that we all loved back when TH-cam was going through it's edgy phase between 2015 and 2017. "Hypothetically, if you woke up as The Plug..." and "Plug Man Johnson" are literally phrases that would've become memes if they popped up back in 2016. I really miss that era of TH-cam and this made me feel right at home, thank you for reuploading this.
Man shut up
Hes sounds so inthusiastic talking about his drug experiences
As someone who sold drugs for about a decade, don’t do it. It actually sucks. You think going into it that it’s gonna be cool. It isn’t. Just work a normal job where you actually get free time. Selling drugs is a 24/7 ordeal, 365 days per year. People will call you while you’re fast asleep. They will bug the shit out of you, your girl, your fuckin mom. They don’t give a shit. And someone will rat on you and you’ll probably do time in prison. I went to prison twice before I figured out it was the dumbest shit in the entire world. It ain’t cool, the money is gone as fast as you get it, and you’re gonna lose everything when you get locked up anyway. Work a real job, one where you can look your mom in the face and have her be proud of you. Spend time with your family now before it’s too late.
finally, a useful tierlist
😂
Man I love goblin so much. He makes me chuckle for like 30 straight minutes
The concept of hulks and the name of it had me in tears ngl 😂
What part?
@@yeetyagatoenail4482 the concept of hulks and the name of it
@@yeetyagatoenail4482 the irony of the name, and the horrifying concept behind it
just wait til you learn about school buses
Please never take this down, absolute gold!
Its probably different for each country.
Here in Canada if you manage to get a Colorado river toad you can legally sell 5-HO-DMT (if you can separate it from the 5-MEO) as its unscheduled (legal), and it’s harder to prosecute you on the 5-MEO as it’s only illegal to distribute but simply owning and using is legal.
Also it’s an exotic drug where I’m from.
Thank God for the re-upload I’ve been looking for this video
Lmfao
Cheers for reuploading this g appreciate it
i’m gonna sell some black tar! thanks gobby
@I'm frEeEeEeE bro was def an addict 🤣🤣
That should definitely sell$
before i got locked up i was selling weed, acid, shroons, lean, blow, and molly and occasionally ketchup i wss making about 2k every two days
You got too big and stood out
this is the very first tier list video I've ever seen where someone put a picture in between two tiers. that's manical.
guess it's really about drugs.
Thank you for this! Hope he remasters this.
Altars of Madness
This video was so damn good when it initially released my favorite part was how real the conversations got in the comments
Nice pfp dude
you a legend for reuploading this
I feel like Molly is more of a side hustle because most people know they can't take it often, so business is irregular
nah, ravers be taking that shit every weekend and twice even, lsd and shrooms are more infrequently buyed
Been dabbling in sobriety more lately and really appreciating it. But yeah concentrates/weed more than anything was hard to put down. I had a 2 month kratom addiction. Towards the end i was having an ounce or more a day. No regrets but it did give me uncomfortable withdrawals. Nothing i couldnt get through but i realized its something you cant have daily unless youre going low dose 2-3 grams once in the morning or whatever. Its just so accessible and growing in popularity it seems. But anything that cant assist someone getting off of more serious opiates is a good thing. I should say as someone who got heavily into dabs at some points in time. That stuff really can bring on withdrawal symptoms and irritability like none other for me. That is, years of daily use. All that being said i like to spend most of my time sober these days. It gives clarity and stability. It helps me be a more fun person for myself and others. You’ll realize your happy moments come from within. Stay safe out there
Good luck on your sobriety journey. When drug use is no longer recreational, but has turned into escapism, it sucks the fun out of life. You basically are dopamine dumping yourself to feel normal and not hate your life.
Kratom is an interesting one. I tried pretty hard to figure out a strategy for daily use that doesn't fall off and I really couldn't. I feel like anyone who starts taking kratom should understand that they're on a timer. One will transition from kratom sooner or later, and that transition will either be toward sobriety or back to the shit that they were taking kratom to help them get away from. It's a great tool to help someone who wants to stop chasing a dragon to do so, but they have to be willing to stomp out their own unreasonable expectations.
Either of you recommend using kratom to transition out of daily dabbing? Been dabbing heavy for years and have real shitty days going cold Turkey only ever last a week
@@jacksons7599 yeah it could be used as a substitute i guess. Keep your doses kinda low maybe 3-5g. I was doing 10+ g 3-4 times a day and that is not a good idea. Cap yourself at maybe 15-20g per day
In Australia to get a proper quality bag of coke it's like 450/550 bucks no joke
No way, wtf
@@filmoreslim5296 fr it's fucking ridiculous, doesn't matter who you know it's just crazy expensive, people pay 350 a g and would be lucky to get 25% pure its pretty putrid
@@johnsmith2593 damn y’all really down under but it takes a lot to get it over there I guess. You can go by land here straight from Colombia so it’s a bit easier
@@paintbrush6035 yeh I'm not the biggest coke head, but I know a few people who are, the best coke I've ever had was 92% pure have never seen anything close to that since
@@paintbrush6035 always heaps of ppl who talk theirs up but it's just acetoned TF up, I jus stick to md and wot not haha
15:11 lol I remember my coworker telling me about how years ago he tried to rob his coke dealer and got shot in the leg with a shotgun
your coworker is a menace to society
@@Anthony-qg5hj yeah he had some wild stories
@@artirony410 tell us more xD
@@LuisC7 craziest one he told me was from his time working in an industrial scrap yard. He said he'd have tweakers coming in and selling stolen copper all the time and had to be a witness in multiple criminal cases. He told me about this one dude who was a construction worker that stole copper from his job site. The guy worked in the place where they kept all the materials, like the copper, and literally would Mission Impossible style rappel from the roof into the warehouse, grab the copper, then go sell it. He'd do that and then clock into work and replace all the copper he just stole and eventually got caught lmao.
@@artirony410 loool xD stealing from your job is the ultimate tweaker move. Not that I stole drink bottles from the hotel I was working at. Not at all. Definitely did not put new unopened expensive bottles together with the empty ones and go take the bottles out to trash, thrn leave the full one behind the trashbin to collect it after work. That didn't happen!!!!
Bro came back 4 years later
lmao cheers man
a molly user is just gonna hug you instead of robbing you 😂
i have a homie who was a lean plug and a guy tried to rob him and it lead to a shootout and my homie ended up dying
my condolences for your bro
tysm amazing reupload
This was the first goblin video I ever watched
“that guys got pints and i want them, we’re taking him down” my thoughts exactly
cocaine is s+ tier. small size, no smell, high profit (4x potential)... 23:15 you kidding, right ? :)
the first thing I notice is that Fentanyl isn't on the list, but ironically it's sold as all of them
who tf laces shrooms with fent?
ferb,i know what we’re doing today
This comment about dispensaries couldn't be any more wrong now in Michigan, quality concentrates at 15 a gram sometimes less and dont even get me started on flower especially with the outdoor harvests curing.
You must be stupid because this video is old as fuck and literally says reupload in the title lmaooo, dispensaries didn’t exist near the east coast yet
@@sushisuich also michigan has dispensaries for medicinal patients dating as far back as 2008.
@@lifestrash ah yes it was common for people to have a med card and cop from the dispensary back then, makes sense
@@lifestrash avg price per ounce in michigan 2014, $291 🤣
@@sushisuich nearly a decade ago lol
thanks for reuploading this i love this vid!
Finally a video that's actually useful.
Jerry, file this one under the "self help" category
Don’t even try to sell these drugs, you’re already on the FBI list
Literally never even drank alcohol before, why am I watching this
This helped me out a lot, thank you very much!
dude 8$ for 30ir's is a dank deal
Shrooms are just goated simple as ABC
The problem with weed is literally anyone who has it is also selling it lol
I'm not even into K and never have been, but I was led to believe pure K is relatively harmless in sensible doses
Most substances are like this, except opioids/opiates which are specially designed to lock you into spiral of addiction in the shortest possible time.
The thing with K is that it fucks up your blader pretty quickly. Even if you are a relatively moderate user. Let's say a friend of mine used about a gram a week over the summer and he started noticing he suddenly had to take a piss 10 times a day without changing the amount of liquids he drank. He stopped on time and after about half a year his bladder seemed to return to normal. It's a shame because K is really versatile given the effects change so much depending on the dose you're taking. Wouldn't recommend taking it more than twice a year if you want to stave off incontinence before your old age.
@Zhuntovany.Kavalir yup, still haven't ever had as great of a high as I had off hydros. No joke man u from any major city or Florida u know what that shit does
@@David_jdmca gram a week over a summer is not moderate brother 😭
@@David_jdmc 1 gram a week is not moderate use. That frequency of use will still lead to permatolerance if it doesn't destroy your bladder.
This is genuinely hilarious. I may be seeing irony that isn’t there but it clearly is lol
I feel like I'm on a list for watching this
Informational, fair opinion and commentary, and entertaining laughs.
Back in highschool a friend sold me 25i thinking it was actual acid. After it wore off and I had one of the most intense experiences of my life which consisted of thinking I was going to die the entire time and conversing with my PS3, I had decided to sell actual good, clean LSD and educate people on safe drug use because I genuinly didn't want someone going through what I did. Always test your drugs kids!
‘All the coke plugs I know have infinite racks’😭😂😭😂😂😭
I once smuggled 1800 ug af LSD in the form of raisins mixed in with some peanuts in a snackbag on an international flight just for the fucks of it. I was high as fuck on Adderall while I did it and I never even tripped on the acid on my trip…
Acid is the best vacation drug. Its easy to smuggle and its fun to use in “exotic” destinations. Ive had papers rolled in a pair of socks in my bag.
@@Zhuntovany.Kavalirhow long would you be lookin at if you got caught?
@@pnz3 i dont really know. It was 2x150 micrograms. Amount so small I doubt it would be major problem. But who knows. Im gonna ask my friend who worked at the airport.
Pure in eye drops bottle
Lol this hits home. Last winter I brought a few tabs for a friend and I on a trip to Colombia. I had taken apart my headlamp and hid them inside. I ended up accidentally leaving the headlamp behind at a hostel about a week into our 6 week trip haha.
“He lives on GASPACK STREET YOUR HONOR”😭
Bro hasn’t uploaded for 4 years then brings this gem
I own a harm reduction drug test company. Can we make another video like this so I can sponsor it? Also can I sponsor this video?
💯💯
Psychedelics are easy S-tier, because most of your customers are nerds and hippies. Chances of getting robbed are low, and if you do get robbed the guy will probably feel bad after his trip and return with money or most of what he stole. No competition.
So as a coke dealer you just need a gun and a place to sell
My friend in gta rp has gotten into cars with peeps wanting a g and they locking the doors telling him they want to look at it, he got robbed a few times on bud before he toughened up.
“Mommy what is heroin”
Profit margins on shrooms are CRAZY if you grow em yourself
that’s what i’m gonna do
@@search4omniscience how’s that going? I’m about to start growing next week.
Where get shroom grow
@@lavasevilgainz09 theirs tuts on youtube of how to grow your own
Yeah, even the spores you gotta buy only 1 time
addy is just feeling happier and loving and energy for me
Plot Twist: Goblin is all of these plugs
“I’ve never run into a coke plug I didn’t like.” Say what?!? Coke dealers are some of the worst in the drug community!
“I’ll be there in 15 minutes dawg.”
3 hours later…
I'm not a part of the "community" but I've seen enough memes to know that that's every plug. And assuming selling is like any other business, if you're making a small order, they're going to give priority to bigger clients
YESWYESYESYESYESYES.. Then 4 days later he turns up and lectures you about how He's the most amazing with "blazing" product (turns out to be a flicker), ALLL the bitches (because he smells like a sausage)-he has an arsenal- could be the football team, could be an armoury (nope! It's a thumb tack in his butt).
“karl ketamine”💀
Wow that title is a cops dream to walk into. Dont advertise this meeting locally. Cheers! You are a very open book person man. Glad this video came across my feed. New subscriber here!
i dont know why im watching this or how it came into my recommended but im definitely intrigued.
When you're talking about "opiates", what you really mean is opioids.
Opiates are opioids derived from opium.
Opioids include any opiate/opioid, whether it's synthetic or not.
Banger vid my man; perfect timing
i am definitely on a watchlist from watching this
I think I got this recommend because lately I have been watching videos on Kingston drug crisis.
"ferb I know what we're going to do today"
"educational purposes"
the 101 dislikes are from heroin dealers
How u know how many dislikes there are
@@brickburger8362 return yt dislike browser extension
Lean is the best to sell if you know how to it’s like $60 a bottle from the pharma and you can charge $200+ on each line. The cuddies for it always have money too you’ll never meet a broke sipper.
I think shrooms is rated too highly. A client might buy an 8th 3-6 times a year TOPS on average, and even that is pretty high. And unless you’re growing them yourself you’re talking about $10/profit per 8th or like $50/yr per person. You’d need 1000 customers to make any money. It’s adderall tier
At least acid has insane profit margins
good shrooms are so cheap to buy in bulk tho
Add noz like $60 bucks to fill a ten pounder and sell 3 for $5 and 12 customers later you break even and you still have a lot left you can make line 300 at night
as a ex bar dealer was makin way more then 4 bucks a bar lol
They're only worth 6 a piece, so maybe with a script but with a script that means super limited supply and not much profit
I feel like nowadays if you're somehow finding and selling pure heroin with no fentanyl or xylazine or other crazy bullshit, in a weird way you're kinda a hero? But like, you're still a heroin dealer so idk lol
I'd be fun to have a narc react to this
I needed this Thanks
I think he took an overdose , and he will never come back