@Quaker_parrot123 Team Fortress fans have accepted their drought, it gets really fucking bad when the devs drip feed content like this and they just have to wait
1:28 i like how this just implies Gabriel becomes enraged and constantly calls V1 an "insignificant fuck" like it's his iconic catchphrase or something
HA. Trust me, thier hearts are ice cold. I tried a couple decades back, it did not end well. Veronica not only broke my heart, she actively hates me and tries to kill me any chance she gets. THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.
It depends on where, when and how you find the girl. Depending on their physical appearance and expression, you can get an idea of walking away or sticking with the plan.
I love the great tutorial, I might share more for my other machine friends, or just psychos cus why not? Anyways, please do more because i wanna get one of my machines into a Tournament.
help i brought her to my place but my damn roommate minos invited sisyphus over and they left chips and pizza and disgusting non blood shit all over the place and now shes disgusted and thinks i live in filth
Okay, I don't care, HOW TO DATE DADDY GABRI- Uhm. This is just a simple video idea i give you, that could be funny "how to date gabriel". That's for a friend.
Nah im red pilled , i know their manipulation trick called tracking teal balls , that is why red varient are best against them (Red revolver) Wtf im writting
@@heikilein_orig You're saying no questions as if its worse than: -gabriel -streetcleaners -swordsmachines -mannequins -specifically the second sentry in p-2 -the first three filths you see in the game
the ultrakill community is clinically insane and i love it
I'm a part of it, and I love it even more.
With a game in a setting like this, what would you expect?
What -3 month- 6 month waits between updates does to a community:
your not ready for the tf2 commutiny...
@Quaker_parrot123 Team Fortress fans have accepted their drought, it gets really fucking bad when the devs drip feed content like this and they just have to wait
Isn't it 8 months
its been llke a year since the last major update-
...geometry dash...
Fun fact : the mindflayer designed its own body, so complimenting the craftsmanship probably does wonders
Streetcleaner really fell off after Limbo got destroyed
he picked up a new career after everything in limbo burned down
1:28 i like how this just implies Gabriel becomes enraged and constantly calls V1 an "insignificant fuck" like it's his iconic catchphrase or something
Alternative route: if Gabriel spawns, simply leave the Mindflayer and start the steps again but with him
HA. Trust me, thier hearts are ice cold. I tried a couple decades back, it did not end well. Veronica not only broke my heart, she actively hates me and tries to kill me any chance she gets. THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.
I'm sorry about your experience with Veronica, hope you'll find someone who treats you better
@ghosty2287 Thanks for the kind words, friend. If I ever see you in the depths of Fraud, rest assured I will spare your soul.
A 3 minutes 11 seconds video on how to date hovering cyan plastic shelled robot from jollykill, this is what we wanted for christmas.
finally a good tutorial on how to p rank a relationship, i sure hope it works in real life! (clueless)
it probebly might work i dont kow about relationshipd though
No one of us, pal@@FeetCam0
2:44 beginner tip: red variant rocket launcher
Now this person CLEARLY has experience ;)
for a second i thought this was suggesting you put the rocket launcher into an orifice. beginner tip: don’t do that
@mrblakeboy1420 your girl is gonna turn "Inside Out" if you do that bro
Then green variant railgun
Do Robots Repopulate
Instruction Unclear,she exploded
instructions unclear: my pipnis exploded
boys, i may not have a brain, but i certainly have an IDEA
I need date a Earthmover
Of course it’s a streetcleaner, they have experience with dating mindflayers
2:17 I was invited on a date and that guy kept talking about Bug Fables all the time...
He keeps calling, I will not respond.
Understandable
skill issue
0:17 you guys are going straight to the lust layer
When I saw "Melt their heart" I thought it was a tutorial of how to literally turn a heart into molten metal
any gal would be honored to hear you talk about BUG FABLES and how great a game BUG FABLES is
i love the ultrakill community because it delivers such gems as this video, keep up the good work!!!
edit: oh my god gabriel
"Whats up, bit-" *ad pops up*
the sentry, SPECIFICALLY the second sentry you see in p-2 could get it ANY day
Mindflayers like the perk named mindflayer from the hit game Decaying Winter?!
i would sit next to the mindflayer
Mf-ers when no layer 8
The ultrakill community is literally the last two brain cells fighting for their lifes
Now how do I date a real woman
Man they are hard to rizz up, don't worry just switch to men
It depends on where, when and how you find the girl.
Depending on their physical appearance and expression, you can get an idea of walking away or sticking with the plan.
Mankind is dead.... There are no more real women...
You can't
Do not date men or women. Block everyone you know and become and alcoholic.
Life getting derailed by bug fables is a common experience don’t worry
How can you get derailed on life because of Bug Fables when Bug Fables is life itself and everything we know
BRO I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS YOU I WAS SO JUMPSCARED BY BUG FABLES HOLY SHIT
0:15 i have never thought of that question throughout my entire 350+ hours of ultrakill. this community is absolute chaos lol
Thanks streetcleaner, I wont kill you ingame anymore
i love how this is just dating 101
0:01 IT IS ME- hum.. i say... a.. a robot
what 12 whole months of no fraud layer does to the community
My TH-cam recommendations are fire
0:48 the knuckleblaster punch made me laugh
Satire aside it is some genuinely good dating advice.
says the guy who's dated exactly 0 people in his life
okay but how do i date a swordsmachine?
Now you're giving me new video ideas...
@ghosty2287do gabriel next for the simps
FINALLY
so you're a mindflayer
BUG FABLES MENTIONED‼‼‼🗣🐛🐛
what 1 year maaaaaajor updates do to someone
that sandbox map looks so good
This will be a catalyst for an ultrakill romcom, i can feel it
Thank you sir, this helped me alot, i have found the love of my life as there are no other houses that are alive, may your days be many.
Gooners having a field day with this
Thank You for the advice
I can’t wait for Hakita to remake this
Curiosity got the best of me.
Also I was shaken when Bug Fables was brought up, I completed Chapter 7 like a week ago.
Now... I'm waiting for V1/V2's section...(no pressure, I'm just enjoying this series)
i cant date a mind flayer because am a fricking fish
when's the next tutorial? i need to know how to melt the heart of an earthmover
I love the great tutorial, I might share more for my other machine friends, or just psychos cus why not?
Anyways, please do more because i wanna get one of my machines into a Tournament.
Most normal Ultrakill video
that thumbnail looked suspiciously like helltaker, but anyways
good ultrakill video
I need 6 seasons of this
Finally! the video i've always needed!
instructions unclear i p-ranked love
this would probably make a neat game
Maybe the mindflayer will finally return my calls now! 🙂
2:17 I already do this all the time 😼
and now you will never be suffer when play p-2
Yeah, mindflayer with me now
I feel like p ranking Sisyphus prime and dating are mutually exclusive but I’m interested
Oh yeah, and merry Christmas or whatever machines celebrate
now this is content I like. Finally some good fuckin' food.
the way I clicked INSTANTLY
We must know how to date Gabriel next
I've been waiting for this
the moral of the story: you don't.
make a guide to date the first 3 filth you see in layer 0
Oh hey #4152 haven't seen you in awhile good to know you didnt end up stationed in wrath like me those 10 years were horrible
BUG FABLES.
BUG FABLES YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
Do Ferrymen next, last time he summoned lighting on me when i told him that i got a P-rank on 5-2.
And if you female machine, find male mindflayer! And do the same.
nah theyre extremely rare
@VladdyDaddy45 well, female machines aint getting a husband..
@ i mean theres always minos or gay
V2 died for this 😭
My first impresion of you btw
Hope they do a mannequin video for...a friend of mine
help i brought her to my place but my damn roommate minos invited sisyphus over and they left chips and pizza and disgusting non blood shit all over the place and now shes disgusted and thinks i live in filth
filth? ultrakill reference?
Nice video. Gabriel when?
this is my 4th reason
helpful video thank you!
hakita release the update already we're going crazy
W 2AM recommendation
P tier movie, love it!
Useful information
that's for the tips
ROBO SEGS!!!
how did your content go from: I am the red robot haahhahahahh to: hmmmmmm yes i want to go on a date with a machine
It went from gameplay with a little story and schizophrenia to schizophrenic stories with little gameplay
Aight but how do I befriend Gabriel?
good
Noted and loaded
Okay, I don't care, HOW TO DATE DADDY GABRI-
Uhm.
This is just a simple video idea i give you, that could be funny "how to date gabriel".
That's for a friend.
0:44 nice whip miss, clearly an amature player…
I sometimes wonder how I can P rank brutal p-2 and complete the game without healing but still miss my whiplash 90% of the time
@ evil whiplash
How do i date a earthmover?
We need to know
Nah im red pilled , i know their manipulation trick called tracking teal balls , that is why red varient are best against them (Red revolver)
Wtf im writting
thanks gonna try this now ill let you know how it goes
Edit: restraining order :(
what about the part when you pass out
when do we get a melt their heart for a streetcleaner (or a v-series machine)
When I have time and energy to make it
@ghosty2287 thanks for noticing my comment, take your time man
thanks, supe rhelpful!
Do mirage next. No questions, please.
@@heikilein_orig You're saying no questions as if its worse than:
-gabriel
-streetcleaners
-swordsmachines
-mannequins
-specifically the second sentry in p-2
-the first three filths you see in the game
they be pluging in the usb port tgt
whens the next episode coming out? im going on a date with a swordsmachine and i need help
why does v1 have that parkour civilization house
To stop dying in 2-3