@@jptrol4959 I mean I wanted to make a steam guide but it isn't working for me so I guess I'm gonna keep it to myself, too simple to need a full youtube video imo
5:04 It's important to note that you switch your character back to the dumb robot because if you confront the friendly stray as the stray from earlier, he'll call the cops on you and you'll go to jail, but at least you'll have a fair trial unlike the street clanker- i mean cleaner...im not robotist i swear.
OMG I WAS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THIS LEVEL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT TO CHANGE MY CHARACTER I THOUGHT V2 WAS THE STRONGEST so glad I didn't pick up the revolver, it would have made backtracking with the chaos emerald too hard considering I would have the marksman revolver
dude thank you so muchhhhh i was stuck on this level for SOOO LONG because i picked up the revolver and 4 big black minos primes spawned and used their move called "gun" to kill me
Thanks, helped a lot however, now im stuck in 0-2, can you make a tutorial on how to beat this level? This enemy called "earthmover" keeps spawning in and killing all my runs.
It’s Earthmover that keeps spawning for you? For me this creature named the “Pandemonium” (found it thru this weird fish guy that keeps replacing my death screen) keeps spawning randomly and i have to go to a Soul Orb spot to avoid been seen otherwise it rushes me down at Mach 9 and kills me
That's strange. On my side, i always get an encounter with a "zomboss" on a gigantic mecha. He keeps freezing me and then crushing me with a giant fireball
this was very poggers and helpful as i was stuck at the radahn fight just before picking up the revolver thank you for this lovely and heavenly guide tutorial i wont forget you as long as i live.
In case you’re wondering, picking up the revolver the first time you see it will spawn five red centipedes that electrocute you instantly, whereas picking it up when you see it the third time spawns Dante from the hit video game franchise Devil May Cry to style on you. If you fight Maurice 2.0 5000 Deluxe before you give the ruby to the friendly filth, he deletes your conscience from your body. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you.
this video hurt my bones seeing you blast jump off of the rockets instead of rocket riding, even though i KNOW this is supposed to be a joke video, pained me
Switch your character to streetcleaner, flamethrower fuel is infinite. You can also try to lure the archvile to the minefield. Hope this helps you in achieving your G-Rank!
"We're gonna need to skip the revolver, so go to 1-4 and use the revolver to get the knucklebla-"
*What fucking revolver-*
Manifest your own revolver
@@CertifiableGuyBUT DON’T PICK IT UP
immediately right after successfully skipping the revolver: pull out newly pick- wait wha-
The One From Earlier In 1-4 With The Giant Door
The one you got with 1/128 chance from Super Starman
Tutorial on how to beat P-2 on brutal:
1. Delete Ultrakill
thanks for not typing first btw
wrong, chainsaw sisyphus to death! (its the only possible way)
@@RyomenOppenheimer-iw3pj this is how i got my p-rank on brutal p-2 lol
@@ghosty2287 me too lmfao, I couldn't beat Sisyphus regularly so I had to resort to that
You should have told me this before some other guy told me the easiest method was to blow up my computer
Instructions unclear, caught Size 2 fish accidentally
I officially declare this witchcraft
HOW
YOU MUST TELL US, HOW
@@jptrol4959 I mean I wanted to make a steam guide but it isn't working for me so I guess I'm gonna keep it to myself, too simple to need a full youtube video imo
He said accidentally, guys
5:04 It's important to note that you switch your character back to the dumb robot because if you confront the friendly stray as the stray from earlier, he'll call the cops on you and you'll go to jail, but at least you'll have a fair trial unlike the street clanker- i mean cleaner...im not robotist i swear.
But, you used the hard r...
Man do I hate all yhose clanks going around
I am a robotist I swear
@@donovancurtis9381street cleana
Ultrakill : schizophrenia and dementia edition
Super Alzheimers edition. I'll give brownie points to whoever gets the reference of super alzheimers.
everywhere at the end of Ultrakill
@@therealjome rvb?
listen i got this idea for a video, can someone beat ultrakill with dementia?
@@doihaveto-qh8og cynical man
I cried when minos Prime(TM) said "Prepare thyself for brain damage"
and then ultrakilled v2
™ v
*_Every copy of Ultrakill is personalised_*
4:04 the v1 parable: ultra kill
STANLEY PARABLE: ULTRA DELUX REFERENCE????
The machineley parryable: Ultra Ballin Edition
OMG I WAS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THIS LEVEL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
I NEVER THOUGHT TO CHANGE MY CHARACTER I THOUGHT V2 WAS THE STRONGEST
so glad I didn't pick up the revolver, it would have made backtracking with the chaos emerald too hard considering I would have the marksman revolver
Gabriel after I beat him only using the S.R.S. Cannon Ball:
We ballin
@@CENSOR3D- project moon
@@3rr0rsstuff no this is actually hoyoverse
Lobotomy corporation pfp detected, project moon sleeper agents engaged
Impossible. Hershey. Unspeakable. Hershey. Hershey. Impossible. Hershey.
instructions unclear, v1 and v started to make out
the original v? how'd you unlock that
but are there any downsides to this?
@@ghosty2287 i dont know how to describe it
@@JNJNRobin1337 He's taking about Serial Designation V from Murder Drones
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YEOWWWWCH
5:15 I love that you can hear the damn divine filth fall and die as you enter this room lmao
Instructions unclear, there was a third revolver room and when I picked it up Cyn appeared.
“Light sip.”
CALLBACK PING
i love using the slab revolver that i recently picked up after skipping the revolver
This video is just a fever dream and an acid trip.
Wdym??? It's a legit guide to beat 0-1 hardest level in ultrakill!!!!
As a non-ultrakill enjoyer, this is either stupid or genius and i can’t tell which, so it’s genius
Its dementia
Its dementia
@@memoman_ytmy memory is perfect
@@memoman_ytmy memory is perfect
@@memoman_ytbro my memory is the best it can 光荣毛泽东
this rly brings me back to those under 1 minute GTA San Andreas Speedruns
Ah yes use the revolver to skip the revolver 0:28 lol
Seeing a guttertank in as cramped a space as 0-1 is terrifying
Ok, actually started snickering out loud when the archvile spawned
Uh oh
Someone needs to speedrun this
i was expecting the boss door to just loop back to the revolver
this is what i have to do every time i get fresh bread from the local alleyway’s green box with bags of bread
ultrakill after lobotomy
"Walk through the minefield safely again"
*activates every mine in bosnia known to man*
This really helped a lot, I was stuck on 0-1 for 2 hours until I found your tutorial!
Thanks a lot dude!
I finally beat 0-1 in harmless difficulty and got a D!!! I am very proud of myself.
Schrödinger’s Revolver
brilliant guide, thank you!
It's currently 4:33 AM and I had a meltdown whilst watching this video
10/10 please do a guide for how to beat 0-4 next
Instructions unclear: ended up in 0-S
dude thank you so muchhhhh i was stuck on this level for SOOO LONG because i picked up the revolver and 4 big black minos primes spawned and used their move called "gun" to kill me
Instructions unclear. Accidentally went to the underport
Thanks, helped a lot however, now im stuck in 0-2, can you make a tutorial on how to beat this level? This enemy called "earthmover" keeps spawning in and killing all my runs.
It’s Earthmover that keeps spawning for you? For me this creature named the “Pandemonium” (found it thru this weird fish guy that keeps replacing my death screen) keeps spawning randomly and i have to go to a Soul Orb spot to avoid been seen otherwise it rushes me down at Mach 9 and kills me
@@danolantern6030 who
For me some new enemy named "Gordon Freeman" keeps beating me to death with his crowbar weapon
@@danolantern6030 You need to p rank this secret boss called "Searchlights" to survive Pandemonium, make sure you step into the lights.
That's strange. On my side, i always get an encounter with a "zomboss" on a gigantic mecha. He keeps freezing me and then crushing me with a giant fireball
this is what its like when i play games in my dreams
Instructions unclear. accidentally turned into a size 2 fish and then got fished
To beat 0-1 you have to beat 1-4, such genius devs
Love how this dude uses the knuckleblaster right after saying you need to parry the orbs to break the glass
Instructions unclear i accidentally become mentos prime
thank you so much for helping me. i was struggling so much on this!!! i think i’m ready for minos prime
instructions unclear
accidentally used chaos control and now im fighting sone hedgehog
This feels like a tutorial from a dream
10/10 Made me cry, would watch again and die
Instructions unclear there were refrences to every single indie game & show in the world and I got mugged by walter white's evil finnish clone
this was very poggers and helpful as i was stuck at the radahn fight just before picking up the revolver thank you for this lovely and heavenly guide tutorial i wont forget you as long as i live.
I dont think my brain is working properly after watching this and finding no problems
The most sane ultrakill video
Instructions unclear - accidentally reconstructed V2
RECONSTRUCT WHAT
-hakita ultrakill
Imagine going back in time and showing this to some random caveman 5 million years ago that's probably named "shidfart"
They wouldn't comprehend it and immediately ultrakill themselves
anyone struggling to get past P-1: beat P-2 first to unlock sisyphus prime in spawner arm so he can beat minos for you
I didn't quite get the 3rd not picking up revolver instruction. A blue dude with a hole on his face appeared and killed me with a 360 no-scope.
The ACTUAL fist only run..
thank you for this tutorial, i was stuck on 0-1 and i had no idea what to do but i finally completed it and am on 0-2 now!
The hypotetical revolver.
Schrodinger's Revolver
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH I'VE BEEN STUCK ON THIS LEVEL FOR SO LONG, I ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP THE 2ND REVOLVER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS da wae
THANK YOU! i had so much trouble with the first glass breaking part!
i hate it when arch-viles spawn in 0-1
This makes so much sense! No wonder I was getting such long times on 0-1!
It's jutlike McNally's videos. "What to do if you lost a key? Step one: pick up your lost key"
Thanks for the lobotomy guide😁
Every Dream have meanings, My Dreams :
instructions unclear: Dont pick up the revolver
"now deal with the enemies using you recently picked up revolver"
This feels like how an ai would guide you through the game
this is what the level remixes will feel life
5:48 Was half expecting that noise to transition to Hall of Sacrilegious Remains.
Finally, i can play the game. Thank you sincerely.
Great work on learning the TRUE method! P-RANK IT.
Ultrakill after the lobotomy
this video did a great job at making me feel like i was dreaming
Instructions unclear, JUDGEMENT
Ultrakill but you spent your spare upgrade points on dementia
Thanks man I kept getting stuck on the intro! Some guy named Sisyphus prime came up and tried to fight me. He was easy haha😂
thank you this was a very helpful guide, i couldn't beat the level before i watched this :(
Ultrakill: layers of lobotomy
thanks i've been trying to beat this level for ages
Instructions unclear, accidently spawned 10 Sisyphus Primes, what now?
2:09 ah yes minos prime, only a bit stronger than filth
Instructions unclear. I found Kill from the hit game ultrakill and he ultraed everywhere
I thought this was about 0-S thank you for telling me
Instructions unclear, accidentally bought Doom eternal
What getting no teaser for next layer for 9 months does to a community
this felt like it was 20 minuets long
The secret way to beat 0-1:
Give the friendly stray a Chaos Emerald.
It feels like this extremely weird Minecraft "Escape rooms"
This is the kind of shit my dreams would be about
If you pick up the revolver 2 bosses called "Wide V2" and "Tall V1" will spawn which are the hardest bosses in all of Ultrakill
Prelude revamp looking good!
I saw this while incredibly high and started tweeking, thanks
Instructions unclear, fistfought an earthmover.
This feels like such a fever dream
In case you’re wondering, picking up the revolver the first time you see it will spawn five red centipedes that electrocute you instantly, whereas picking it up when you see it the third time spawns Dante from the hit video game franchise Devil May Cry to style on you. If you fight Maurice 2.0 5000 Deluxe before you give the ruby to the friendly filth, he deletes your conscience from your body. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you.
this video hurt my bones
seeing you blast jump off of the rockets instead of rocket riding, even though i KNOW this is supposed to be a joke video, pained me
Instructions clear, I am now ready to do 0-2
Instructions unclear, im a guttertank and cannot preform this-
I think I got laced and now hallucinating
Who knew 0-1 was this complicated
This is as understandable as that time decino was obliterated by the Italian Firing squad more than 3 times
Oh yeah that was also one of the inspirations, one of the comments on that video to be exact
I messed up with the archville and now everyone is alive again what should i do?
(I'm out of ammo)
Switch your character to streetcleaner, flamethrower fuel is infinite. You can also try to lure the archvile to the minefield. Hope this helps you in achieving your G-Rank!
I think we have different versions of ultrakill. I might have accidentally installed slightinjure
didnt know that every copy of ultrakill is personalized
This video is perfection.