Bruno and Jacob have the best “entering combat quip” in this scenerio. Bruno screaming “get ready to squeal pig” is like Bruno’s trying to amp himself up for the nightmare in front of him and Jacob being the lackadaisical badass he is just asks long piglet what he’d preferred to be served with after jacobs done with him.
Quashie(approaching Long Piglet’s diner): Long Piglet’s? Hope they got fried chicken. (Quashie tries to open the door, but it seems to be locked.) Quashie: Oh no. You not closed. (Quashie then prepares his strength) Quashie(kicking the door open): Custom- er… (Quashie is surprised to see a crusher in a pig suit in the middle of a meal. The zombie looks up at Quashie) Quashie(taking a step back): F@#$. (The zombie brushes aside its banquet, ready to brawl) Quashie: I’mma pass on the zombie pork. (Quashie notices chunks of meat crashing into the parking lot. As soon as he looks at the door, it bursts open due to the zombie’s kick, flinging Quashie back. Heated to the point of vampiric adrenaline, Quashie gets up and faces the zombie) Quashie(unleashing his vampire aura): And this lil piggy met a hungry numen vamp! (The zombie roars out loud at Quashie. From there, a huge battle starts between them. At the end of it, Quashie is left standing over the downed zombie, licking drops of blood from his mouth) Quashie: My compliments to the chef.
Emerald(approaching Long Piglet’s diner): Long Piglet's? As in the chinese dragon version of pigs? I don't know. (Emerald tries to open the door, but it seems to be locked.) Emerald: Okay, Time to kick the snout. (Emerald then prepares their strength) Emerald(kicking the door open): Uh. (Emerald is surprised to see a crusher in a pig suit in the middle of a meal. The zombie looks up at Emerald) Emerald(taking a step back): Wha-. (The zombie brushes aside its banquet, ready to brawl) Emerald: I guess, some pigs are carnivores, aren't they? (Beastars reference) (Emerald notices chunks of meat crashing into the parking lot. As soon as they look at the door, it bursts open due to the zombie’s kick, flinging Emerald back. Heated to the point of adrenaline, Emerald gets up and faces the zombie) Emerald: If your the pig. That makes me THE WARTHOG! (The zombie roars out loud at Emerald. From there, a huge battle starts between them)
This Isn't The Kind Of Dinner Date I Was Thinking Of (The Quest Is Called Dinner Date What Do You Expect a Dinner Date Between Two Survivors I Was Thinking The Same Thing For The Shippers I'm Not Being Rude I'm Just Being Honest)
Bruno and Jacob have the best “entering combat quip” in this scenerio.
Bruno screaming “get ready to squeal pig” is like Bruno’s trying to amp himself up for the nightmare in front of him and Jacob being the lackadaisical badass he is just asks long piglet what he’d preferred to be served with after jacobs done with him.
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Why do I find it funny that of ALL things Clara seen, *THIS* is where she questions reality?
probably some childhood mascot trauma kicking in lmao
Can u do all the slayers confessions
Quashie(approaching Long Piglet’s diner): Long Piglet’s? Hope they got fried chicken.
(Quashie tries to open the door, but it seems to be locked.)
Quashie: Oh no. You not closed.
(Quashie then prepares his strength)
Quashie(kicking the door open): Custom- er…
(Quashie is surprised to see a crusher in a pig suit in the middle of a meal. The zombie looks up at Quashie)
Quashie(taking a step back): F@#$.
(The zombie brushes aside its banquet, ready to brawl)
Quashie: I’mma pass on the zombie pork.
(Quashie notices chunks of meat crashing into the parking lot. As soon as he looks at the door, it bursts open due to the zombie’s kick, flinging Quashie back. Heated to the point of vampiric adrenaline, Quashie gets up and faces the zombie)
Quashie(unleashing his vampire aura): And this lil piggy met a hungry numen vamp!
(The zombie roars out loud at Quashie. From there, a huge battle starts between them. At the end of it, Quashie is left standing over the downed zombie, licking drops of blood from his mouth)
Quashie: My compliments to the chef.
Emerald(approaching Long Piglet’s diner): Long Piglet's? As in the chinese dragon version of pigs? I don't know.
(Emerald tries to open the door, but it seems to be locked.)
Emerald: Okay, Time to kick the snout.
(Emerald then prepares their strength)
Emerald(kicking the door open): Uh.
(Emerald is surprised to see a crusher in a pig suit in the middle of a meal. The zombie looks up at Emerald)
Emerald(taking a step back): Wha-.
(The zombie brushes aside its banquet, ready to brawl)
Emerald: I guess, some pigs are carnivores, aren't they? (Beastars reference)
(Emerald notices chunks of meat crashing into the parking lot. As soon as they look at the door, it bursts open due to the zombie’s kick, flinging Emerald back. Heated to the point of adrenaline, Emerald gets up and faces the zombie)
Emerald: If your the pig. That makes me THE WARTHOG!
(The zombie roars out loud at Emerald. From there, a huge battle starts between them)
They missed out on a perfect chance to reference Negan with this scene Little Pig Little Pig Let Me In OMG that would of been perfect xD
That zombie piglet scream 1:58
For some reason, this was the part that always made me squeamish.
This Isn't The Kind Of Dinner Date I Was Thinking Of (The Quest Is Called Dinner Date What Do You Expect a Dinner Date Between Two Survivors I Was Thinking The Same Thing For The Shippers I'm Not Being Rude I'm Just Being Honest)