(Quashie opens the door and walks inside, looking at the decor before turning ahead to the desk) Quashie: I’m lookin’ for Veronique. That you? Veronique: I don’t think so. Not anymore. (The chair turns to face Quashie, revealing a head in a bucket on top of an old tv) Veronique: I’m - Vero. Or perhaps Roni. Quashie(slamming his hands on the desk): And I’m a numen vamp on demon time! Veronique: No. You are here. (Quashie starts his way around the desk) Veronique: You want a drink? Drugs? We have uppers, downers, inside-outers, sensation enhancers. Quashie(turning the chair around to look at Veronique): Not even if Dracula approved. Veronique: Single-minded. Konstantin chose wisely. Quashie(looking skeptical): Seen this before. All the cults I faced off against in my years of vampdom, this one really tops the list. Veronique(looking offended): Cult?! You call us a cult?! Quashie: Devoted to some unknown god. Plus the latex. Veronique: Pfft. This is haute couture. A reminder that our bodies do not define us. Quashie: Girl, if it growls like a wolf and howls like a wolf. (Quashie spins the office chair) Veronique: Non non non. We made Haus to prepare the chosen for ascension. Quashie(spinning the chair): Cult. Veronique: To preserve humanity. Quashie(spinning the chair again): Cult. Veronique: Before the zombies devour the world! Quashie(about to spin the chair again): Cul- Wait a minute, hold up. (Quashie stop the chair so that he can face Veronique) Quashie: You saw the zombies comin’? Veronique: Konstantin showed us this future. Quashie: Bit too late for my taste. You threw a vampire into the mix now. More monster trouble. Veronique: Konstantin’s timing was a little off. The future is hard to tie down. It squirms. But it’s okay. You will save Konstantin, and the ascended. Quashie(pulling the head out of the bucket): Meantime, you got a body and a Vincent waitin’. Veronique: Perfect. I will rest, now I’m in safe hands. Just give me a slap when we arrive. A bientôt.
Jacob’s probably the only person that fits this perfectly
(Quashie opens the door and walks inside, looking at the decor before turning ahead to the desk)
Quashie: I’m lookin’ for Veronique. That you?
Veronique: I don’t think so. Not anymore.
(The chair turns to face Quashie, revealing a head in a bucket on top of an old tv)
Veronique: I’m - Vero. Or perhaps Roni.
Quashie(slamming his hands on the desk): And I’m a numen vamp on demon time!
Veronique: No. You are here.
(Quashie starts his way around the desk)
Veronique: You want a drink? Drugs? We have uppers, downers, inside-outers, sensation enhancers.
Quashie(turning the chair around to look at Veronique): Not even if Dracula approved.
Veronique: Single-minded. Konstantin chose wisely.
Quashie(looking skeptical): Seen this before. All the cults I faced off against in my years of vampdom, this one really tops the list.
Veronique(looking offended): Cult?! You call us a cult?!
Quashie: Devoted to some unknown god. Plus the latex.
Veronique: Pfft. This is haute couture. A reminder that our bodies do not define us.
Quashie: Girl, if it growls like a wolf and howls like a wolf.
(Quashie spins the office chair)
Veronique: Non non non. We made Haus to prepare the chosen for ascension.
Quashie(spinning the chair): Cult.
Veronique: To preserve humanity.
Quashie(spinning the chair again): Cult.
Veronique: Before the zombies devour the world!
Quashie(about to spin the chair again): Cul- Wait a minute, hold up.
(Quashie stop the chair so that he can face Veronique)
Quashie: You saw the zombies comin’?
Veronique: Konstantin showed us this future.
Quashie: Bit too late for my taste. You threw a vampire into the mix now. More monster trouble.
Veronique: Konstantin’s timing was a little off. The future is hard to tie down. It squirms. But it’s okay. You will save Konstantin, and the ascended.
Quashie(pulling the head out of the bucket): Meantime, you got a body and a Vincent waitin’.
Veronique: Perfect. I will rest, now I’m in safe hands. Just give me a slap when we arrive. A bientôt.
Ryan is definitely the best slayer 🤣
Homie's VA is boring.
Not boring
@@quarohnholliday
He's the most realistic or normal of the group. Just a normal guy trying to help people, and get to his brother.
Ryan for sure
Okay then a talking head.
Also how he stopped 😂.
Cult cult what hold up 😂😂
I'm Ryan/Bruno because they're normal.
jacob is the funniest
Carla 😂🎯🔥
Bros a head
They were ahead
Man the whole Haus DLC creeps me out!
Zombies in gimp outfits will creep out any normal person.
@beCoCOi Everything about it just seems so unnatural and icky, especially The Deep, man I wish to never be there again!
Girl a head
SOMEONE is a head, at the least.
Amy's underrated
Jacob & Dani > everyone else.