World's Worst Rape Punishment

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  • @jonablob117
    @jonablob117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3350

    So the writer of Judges ran out of ideas and decided to copy paste an old story. These ancient dudes were doing it before Disney was.

    • @winterborn82
      @winterborn82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      If I remember correctly, there is a verse that states that there is nothing new under the sun.

    • @robertkirby8685
      @robertkirby8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Actually according to scholarship Genesis was written after Judges (which is part of the Deuteronomistic History), so it's the other way around.

    • @thetruthrover
      @thetruthrover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It is prob more likely that the two stories arose from a single story that floated around orally and, over time became 2 or more versions which were then compiled into a single story at some point. I would say the second story was prob compiled by a different group who had never read the first one. Then, at some still further point, some other group came across both stories, and they were different enough to both earn a place in the mega-book, which we call the Biblee.

    • @postmorton2493
      @postmorton2493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@thetruthrover Yes! No reason to believe that the Old Testament was written chronologically

    • @goodboi4939
      @goodboi4939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn that was good. Well said

  • @sariathebrave5259
    @sariathebrave5259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I remember reading this story for the first time as an atheist and wondered why no one talked about these passages at church when I was a Christian.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      They tend to not say anything about such passages like job they only talk about passages that benefit their own ideas. For example in the new testament Mathew 5:17 Jesus actually says that you are supposed to continue to follow the old laws yet what is the most common argument against atheists when we talk about the bible "The old testament dont count" yet right there it says continue to follow the old laws soooo

    • @sariathebrave5259
      @sariathebrave5259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hades King Of The Underworld yeah I’ve told Christians that and their response is since the curtain to the tabernacle ripped it means anyone can go talk to god and it’s not illegal for someone who isn’t a priest to do so which was an Old Testament law.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sariathebrave5259 dont you just love contradictions in a religous text

    • @ravencassidy1979
      @ravencassidy1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @UnixMan100
      @UnixMan100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We talked about these passages at my church and the amount of mental gymnastics to explain away these atrocious actions was saddening. Like i don’t understand how can someone even attempt to defend/explain away such actions and yet they tried sigh.

  • @djfassler
    @djfassler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    Funny how certain books like Judges and Song of Solomon were noticeable absent in my biblical indoctrination was a child.

    • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      @ChillstoneBlakeBlast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      It's almost like they don't want to feed you the truth because it is nonsencical

    • @abdulrahmann.9024
      @abdulrahmann.9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      Reminds me of his Classic,
      Descends himself as jesus to save people from himself. Instead of direct effect, it seems like it had to give room for bullshit that never happened in a real story.

    • @sagatuppercut2960
      @sagatuppercut2960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      When you think about it, the Holy Bible has R rated stories that are not appropriate for a church audience.

    • @Herbiebz113
      @Herbiebz113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lucky, I remember Judges playing a role of particular importance in my indoctrination

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Herbiebz113 only the stories that can be cleaned up enough

  • @JonnySpec
    @JonnySpec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    Judges 19: Hey man, can I copy your homework?
    Genesis 19: Yeah, just don't make it obvious.
    Judges 19:

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      /)

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂

    • @johnolaoluwa
      @johnolaoluwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever heard of Elijah and Elisha? Are they not plagiarized/copied as well? Oh for such delusions as yours!
      I'm waiting for you to say the man in this story is deluded.... th-cam.com/video/TXZx2RuqOAg/w-d-xo.html ..... *Anyone else?
      *

    • @johnolaoluwa
      @johnolaoluwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Southern Fun Are you listening to yourself? A boy was abandoned by his mother at age 5, he was taken to an orphanage, where he was physically and mentally abused. He ran away from there and started sleeping on the streets and looking after himself. He started a gang in his teens and was involved in all kinds of evil. He wanted to bomb a church meeting, fully armed and somehow his heart was touched and he gave his life to Christ. From that moment onward, he started telling people about Christ. Then one day, at age 54, he prayed for a woman at a meeting, the woman got healed and she said from all that you have shared, I am the mother who abandoned you and they were reunited..... So, you think that is a story of delusion? Are you listening to yourself at all? Is he the one that is deluded or you that is saying so? Are you listening to yourself?

    • @sowatome849
      @sowatome849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@johnolaoluwa Religion can be inspiring but that isn't the proof of it being right. People change lives by becoming muslims or buddists and by praising their own religions so yeah .

  • @btc54723
    @btc54723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    These stories are baffling. I recently had a little conversation with family about God. One person said that usually when he meets atheists, they haven't read the Bible and don't know what it says. I asked him if he knew that the Bible condoned rape and murder. He said no of course it doesn't. I proceeded to show him some verses online as he told me that he doesn't want to listen to that. I then said that he now can't say I don't know more than him about the Bible since he didn't even know it's condones rape and murder. That's a big thing to miss if u read the whole thing. That was it. They are a mess

    • @gleanerman2195
      @gleanerman2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Most Christians are closed minded, I know, I use to be one.

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Gleanerman same here, and it’s because it’s so heavily enforced, and at such a young age, that we’re supposed to be. There’s an uncountable amount of instances in the Bible where because God is supposed to embody all that is good, questioning him is seen as utter nonsense, if not a sin, unless you eventually return to your belief. Christianity makes me so fucking sick.

    • @MissSeaShell
      @MissSeaShell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had to have been lying, I've never met an atheist who hasn't read the Bible and usually other religious texts as well

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FragmentedR_YT He had 10 commandments and the first 4, nearly half the list, was all about stroking his ego and keeping you from asking the wrong questions about his awesomeness.

    • @michaellayton7373
      @michaellayton7373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Christians think God is trump and can do no wrong

  • @metalbotanist6730
    @metalbotanist6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    So he blamed the whole town for the actions of the few? Sounds like genesis where he cursed all of mankind and blames it for what only two humans did.

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      We know that holding sons and daughters accountable for the actions of their parents is wrong, yet Christians accept that from God

    • @OxAO
      @OxAO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@estefanolivares4159 said, "Christians accept that from God"
      Incorrect. This was the point of the Jesus and the New Testament. The old Testament was used as a historical note not part of their belief. With the exception of the ten commandments

    • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      @ChillstoneBlakeBlast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Tbh it sounds like a lot of people I know. Of course I hate it when christian say god want to teach us this but it's ok when god does it...

    • @shadowchasercri
      @shadowchasercri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They inherited the knowledge of good and evil. But Cain and Abel still had free will. They could've made the best out of it, well Cain at least.

    • @yunghive4771
      @yunghive4771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@shadowchasercri if they didnt know good and evil then how would they know that going against what god told them not to do was evil?

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    The Bible truly is the most terrifying book ever...

    • @adamfishermen7877
      @adamfishermen7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Alopex u prob don’t know about the Talmud... super racist rapy and sexist

    • @Pinko-Diamond
      @Pinko-Diamond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Nightshade Talmud is not part of the old testament, you are thinking of the Torah probably. There are literally 100's of book in the "Tanakh" (hebrew bible) not in the old testament

    • @jankoleon3785
      @jankoleon3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And yet they teach this to children..

    • @mydarkestdays0035
      @mydarkestdays0035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Have you even read the Quran ?
      It is even more fucked up

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alopex, I cant even count how many reboots it had!

  • @johnnybegoode2374
    @johnnybegoode2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I laugh when my christian friends and relatives make a post about how biblical law should be governing society, then they make posts about the immorality of sharia law and do not realize they are in essence the same thing. The bible is full of actions that in today's world that would be unethical christianity is so disingenuous they dare not teach these stories in sunday school.

    • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
      @sorrychangedmyusername3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We'd be seeing kids dead just because of a bald guy.

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah. Some religious people also believe atheists have no moral compass, or have no reason to be moralistic, which says a lot more about those religious people than the atheists.
      But I can’t help but feel bad for people who are Christians, even though I disagree, because believing that there is life after death is what keeps a lot of people going. Thinking heaven and hell is real makes those people believe someone who has hurt them will go to hell, and that their loved ones are waiting for them. Some people need that to cope with death. And, although sad, I think that if it helps them mentally I’m glad they practice it. I just hate when they push it on other people, I got harassed a lot just because in class people were talking about the Bible, and I whispered to my friend,” I haven’t read the Bible, so this is awkward.” She shouted and told everyone I didn’t, and they told me I was going to hell and blah blah blah... I also had a religious friend call me the devil, but I was an evil kid sooo...

    • @xoqvuz
      @xoqvuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mosaic Law ≈ Sharia Law!!!
      Same Abrahamism, same fundamental tenets!!!

    • @itsmeekers
      @itsmeekers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which laws did you disagree with, robbery, murder, infidelity, envy, the worship of idols ,or the shit sack fucking men or the one god law? You do know the Jews and Christians are the same? All the Bible is is a catalyst for good or evil. Besides you have no idea if creation can become before the Creator? For all we know we have to come first to create creation of they could come at the same time or if we write events by observation and mass thought.
      There is probably some Universal intelligence for all we know since time is infinite and probably travels in a circle if that's the case then darkmatter could be rewriting Creation.
      As time goes by and the Earth gets hit with a rock and time passes all evidence of our advancement collapses and a new age caveman finds a damaged flashdrive with darkmatters corruption series and takes it as the written work of Jeffery the diapered God. Most of the proofs of the universal creation for this dimension it right in front of us. The language of math. Good and bad data and us Binary Temporal Calculator Co Processors Traveling on Waves calculating existence under the illusion that we are individual beings.

    • @gabbar51ngh
      @gabbar51ngh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mohammad claims being a Prophet by claiming Jesus as the previous prophet.
      . without Christianity you have no Islam.
      Islam is just Christianity with Arab pagan twist.

  • @shamrock5725
    @shamrock5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "in those days Israel had no king: everyone did as they saw fit." Hmmm...Didn't god get upset that the ppl of Israel wanted a king in the first place like the other nations instead of it just being him as ruler?

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He did get upset, but he eventually settled for letting Israel have a puppet king whose only real authority is to do what God tells him.

  • @dr.ambiguous4913
    @dr.ambiguous4913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    “Reboots”, “Prequels”, “Originals” and “Subverting expectations”? Methinks Darkmatter may be a Star Wars fan.

    • @akumashindorballomu
      @akumashindorballomu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He certainly is if you watched his little animation on Exodus. :D

    • @ledanoir1239
      @ledanoir1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "rape wars, the rise of skydaddy"

    • @steventan2754
      @steventan2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don't forget "It's like poetry, it rhymes."

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "The Prequels were Lackluster" statement really proves this so bad, it´s exactly what happened with Star Wars.

    • @jamesboyd5573
      @jamesboyd5573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yousuh might be on to somethin'

  • @jamesuddin901
    @jamesuddin901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    That has to be one of the most ducked up and immoral stories I have ever heard. If I read the Bible without having ever encountered Christianity, I would by default assume God is the villain.

    • @lilithanarchy1228
      @lilithanarchy1228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Try telling that to brainwashed sheep who follow blindly

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      To be fair, the stated moral of the story is that people do wicked things without the leadership of a king. It's supposed to be outrageous and immoral. And to make a story stand out as particularly immoral among the sea of awful shit in Judges, the authors had to really go all out.
      That said, God did instruct the Israelites to continue to battle for two more days. That doesn't make a lot of sense in context.

    • @BSR-zy2so
      @BSR-zy2so 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quick! Someone make a JRPG about this.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s why after finishing the Bible recently, I’ve started on the Qur’an/Koran. I’m curious to know if God in that book gives off a megalomaniacal villain vibe too or not

    • @TheHigherVoltage
      @TheHigherVoltage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Christians are often better than their fucked up fairytales.

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    I was hoping Jeffrey would slap the heck out of God, but the megaphone head exploding thing works too.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah

    • @TheDevian
      @TheDevian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Had to change up the expectations... XD

    • @niinjaa
      @niinjaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂 i was thinking too

    • @loganh4642
      @loganh4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess you can say

    • @theinsanebookworm
      @theinsanebookworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Subverting expectations 😂

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    "It's a soft reboot, Jeffrey."
    This is the only God I like. But in a weirdly sadistic way.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @awakeningtovacuity8372
      @awakeningtovacuity8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Facebook God is pretty cool too.

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Bible started reboots! Think about it, Noah´s arc is a rip off reboot of one of Gilgamesh´s tales!

    • @MrOnay-px1jx
      @MrOnay-px1jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edgy

    • @justblaze6336
      @justblaze6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes honest...i guess

  • @doomer604
    @doomer604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    When christians question why I became an agnostic, I tell them to just read the bible.
    EDIT: Now an atheist.

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      tell them to watch 1984 instead the "dictionary" there suffers from the same reboots as the bible.

    • @steventan2754
      @steventan2754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One can be an agnostic and still be a theist, turns out.

    • @doomer604
      @doomer604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@steventan2754 For me, I don't have all the answers, but I don't buy any religion's explanation for how things came to be and why.

    • @ferox850
      @ferox850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doomer604 idem, and I'm Atheist

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe give them passages to read too.
      Some may not think too hard about it themselves...or... at all

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I remember reading these kinds of stories in school.
    It screwed with my head so hard that the teacher (and most of the rest of the class) took such different conclusions from it than me. Take the story about Abraham and Isaac. Until the end, I was like "stupid Abraham. God obviously wants to test if this guy is a psycho murderer. Way to fail the easiest test in the world. What a monster."
    And then the teacher is like "Abraham proved his overwhelming LOYALTY". Yes, loyalty to some voice that popped up in his head one day and said he's the true boss man, and that he wants Abe to murder his own son, because... reasons.
    I had a personal crisis because I could not reconciliate my thinking with what I was told.

    • @Emeraldcity70
      @Emeraldcity70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sercil my friend, the same thing happened to me. I was five years old and my mom had a doctor's appointment. In the waiting room was a "children's" book about Abraham sacrificing his son. I was 5 years old and a voice in my head said, "this is wrong-what's wrong with these people?"

  • @tristunalekzander5608
    @tristunalekzander5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    This is absolutely insane. i had to look it up because I couldn't believe it was real.

    • @memeco50
      @memeco50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But is it real?

    • @tristunalekzander5608
      @tristunalekzander5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@memeco50 Ya, just type in the passages he displays on the screen as he is talking about them into your search bar.

    • @rafaelmelo2576
      @rafaelmelo2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I knew since I started to read the Bibble from the beggining to Kings.

    • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
      @sorrychangedmyusername3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tristun Alekzander holy fuck dude.

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Me too, and I'm glad I looked it up right before the dismemberment part or I would have definitely looked it up then because _WHAT??_

  • @Nloveru
    @Nloveru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I read the bible three times. The third time I read it looking at god as the evil one and satan as the one who is trying to make humanity see god as the sadistic fascist dictator he is. This way the story works for about 98% (waaaay more than the other way around) and actually becomes pretty good.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You should have seen the last time I suggested to a christian that, according to thr Bible, Satan was the ally of mankind

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      TheKyrix82 yeah, the story of Lucifer supposedly becoming jealous of God’s power could in actuality be God thinking “you’re just jealous” as Lucifer is actually rising up to a tyrant.

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} I can definitely see that, although the thing about the Bible is that everything seems very black and white in it. What I mean by that is everything involving God is supposed to be all that is good, and everything involving Satan is supposed to be evil. However, it’s also constantly stated about how Satan is an extremely skillful manipulator and liar. So, what if The Bible is proof of those traits of Satan, and those that follow it are actually his children?

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@FragmentedR_YT Actually, when I read the Bible, the 'all powerful, all knowing, all good' traits were never assigned to god. That's something the church fanfic'd in later. And since nobody reads the Bible, they don't know any better.

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TheKyrix82 that’s kind of true, and when there are various claims of his greatness in the Bible, they always come from normal people that are praising him, such as the Psalms, rather than him saying that all about himself.

  • @fred_derf
    @fred_derf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    And some people call this the "Good Book".
    It's obvious they've never read it.

  • @spacecat6022
    @spacecat6022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    So the guy who pushed his concubine outside to be gangraped never got punished... Okay...

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was some bs

    • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
      @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he should've at least caught a charge for trafficking

    • @Red_Angel-dw4cv
      @Red_Angel-dw4cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Tykerian Collins oh wow, if they are in hell, would the women be unraped? Would it give justice? No

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Red_Angel-dw4cv Rape should be a capital offense

    • @wayfa13
      @wayfa13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Im__Andy-f6x mmm yeah if you're ok with the fact that 4% of the ppl whom the State murders/executes are innocent. (And it's not ok. It's really not.)

  • @Erik-hi
    @Erik-hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Every man's feeling awfully rapey tonight."
    The way you say it gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @blindwhy
    @blindwhy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    When the guy said “slumber party”, I immediately recall the original sodom and gomorrah video.

    • @timidtrembling6515
      @timidtrembling6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I caught it after "Surely nothing bad will happen at the Square"

    • @psmithphil
      @psmithphil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't catch it. I had forgotten about Sodom party that was copied and pasted into Judges.

    • @belaireguy4117
      @belaireguy4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@psmithphil
      What killed me in the Sodom debacle was that 2 supernatural angels couldn't take care of themselves. The fact it made it far enough for Lot to offer up his daughters is laughable, the story is a joke.

    • @dimwitsadvocate6264
      @dimwitsadvocate6264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@belaireguy4117 Very good point. I forgot that the angels would be powerful, despite God goofing off.

  • @thanasispapazoglou8135
    @thanasispapazoglou8135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    The goat is dressed in a very ... interesting way

    • @jwsuicides8095
      @jwsuicides8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...and with interesting mouth action...if you're a sicko....

    • @solountipomas8616
      @solountipomas8616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jwsuicides8095 What the hack I was missing?

    • @jwsuicides8095
      @jwsuicides8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@solountipomas8616 the vid had that goat masticating for all it was worth...I can't...no, I can't contemplate the rest without having my sleep disturbed for the next decade....

    • @solountipomas8616
      @solountipomas8616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jwsuicides8095 I just see underwear....
      Maybe im getting older.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I definitely don't understand the panties and bunny ears

  • @lilygirllisa
    @lilygirllisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    I wish you could make a animated Bible movie I would surely tell everyone I knew about it the fund it

    • @mischarowe
      @mischarowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Think of these videos as small pieces to the the bible movie - all the bible is is just an anthology, anyway.

    • @wisdomwizard3620
      @wisdomwizard3620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mk. Rowe it may work better as a tv show. Someone should make a playlist of all his bible stories in chronological order

    • @mrmimeisfunny
      @mrmimeisfunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know, animated bible movies have a bad track record. See Joshua and the Promised Land.

    • @ohmjsthebest1266
      @ohmjsthebest1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mk. Rowe these are just bible trailers

    • @mischarowe
      @mischarowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wisdomwizard3620 I would totally stream binge that.

  • @tylerduncanson2661
    @tylerduncanson2661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why would the algorithm demonetize this video? Its just wholesome Christian morality!

    • @AE-yt4lx
      @AE-yt4lx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lots of Jewish truth, too.

  • @kingdemon26
    @kingdemon26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    How ANYONE can read these theological books and believe them is a greater mystery than what preceded the Big Bang. Not only do they believe this nonsense they base their lives around them 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @mamc1986
      @mamc1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its one thing to believe this, but its another thing to act on it. Such beliefs are not worth defending. This is the 21st century, and while people are welcomed to hold the beliefs that this happened, what I won't tolerate is them thinking its okay to act on them.

    • @biologicalengineoflove6851
      @biologicalengineoflove6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed, well put.

    • @fortruegood8591
      @fortruegood8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes of course. But, I don't think (in fact hope) you are not a Muslim who believe in supremacy just like Christians do.

    • @kingdemon26
      @kingdemon26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For true good , just read my comment again or a few times again if you must and decide if that sounds like a Muslim . “These theological books” meaning all theological dogma. The name I was given at birth does not necessitate my belief. I certainly hope it doesn’t!

  • @agilagilsen8714
    @agilagilsen8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Can't believe how early I am to this. But damn, this is disgusting. I did read the bible about 10years ago, and it really does seem as if I have managed to forget some really horrible stories.
    You are doing the world a great seevice by making these videos, I do sincerely believe that they do help

    • @agilagilsen8714
      @agilagilsen8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Darth Wheezius For sure, although I don't think I'd call it a mental block as much as just my lack of ability to remember everything.
      A lot of stuff has happened in the last 10 years after all. And I did remember the one with the man letting his daughters be raped to save the angles, as horrible as that is.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sometimes while reading the bible the wording gets so boring and convoluted that you zone out and don't register what it's actually saying. Especially depending on the version of the bible you're reading.

    • @brolytard4life441
      @brolytard4life441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I skim read it because it got hard to follow.

    • @machomanalexyt5736
      @machomanalexyt5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PraiseTheFSMonster That's why there are still people that actually fucking believe it.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@machomanalexyt5736 Yep. Most christians have never read the bible and when they do it's usually only feel good verses from the new testament. They don't know anything about their own religion and haven't even read the book their religion is based on. It's pretty pathetic

  • @psikogeek
    @psikogeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    2:16 "...tig ol bitties..."
    This is wordplay of Biblical pro-portions.

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i wonder who got sent the tig ol bitties in the mail

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Bible is just one giant face palm.

  • @burnin8orable
    @burnin8orable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Whenever people claim that the Bible is kid friendly, I always use the book of Judges as a counter example. This is why.

    • @vineethonkan
      @vineethonkan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kib Friendly bibble...Look up an anime series titled Super Book...it's a religious cartoon I used to watch as a kid in Jamaica (on a side I never knew at the time but it was the first anime I ever saw)...

  • @michaelyeboah7789
    @michaelyeboah7789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The most f*cked up book in history

    • @bosertheropode5443
      @bosertheropode5443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Talmud and Quran are even worse

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait untill u read quran

    • @The1Bozkurt1
      @The1Bozkurt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bosertheropode5443 Bible is worst book not Quran bro

    • @The1Bozkurt1
      @The1Bozkurt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anandsuralkar2947 Bible is worst book no book worse than bible

    • @bosertheropode5443
      @bosertheropode5443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The1Bozkurt1 The bible has many fked up chapters, but the Quran is causing an absurde amount of death and suffering even to this day.

  • @georjoporjo3323
    @georjoporjo3323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    jehovahs witnesses are just spicy christians

    • @shadowmonk9624
      @shadowmonk9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The same is also true for Mormons, I would really enjoy it if @DarkMatter2525 made a funny video mocking Joseph Smith.

    • @TheUglyGnome
      @TheUglyGnome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@shadowmonk9624
      He doesn't need to. South Park did it in 2003.

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shadowmonk9624 Eh, South Park already nailed it with their mormon episode, it's gonna be tough to top that.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "spicy"?

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've not tried them myself. Maybe I should.

  • @greglawrencemusic
    @greglawrencemusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The moral of the story:
    "It's all about the Benjamin's"

    • @maxuno8524
      @maxuno8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂🤣

  • @SankofaNYC
    @SankofaNYC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Ive been following this channel for soooo long... It's pretty crazy to still see good new content... Thanks and keep it up

  • @aWavesong
    @aWavesong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    To add insult to injury imagine the initial rapists being among the 600 survivors (which DarkMatter actually illustrated)

  • @willzenn
    @willzenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    *A story similar to this is also in Hindu texts. “Lord Vishnu had cut Sati's body into 51 body parts using his Sudarshana Chakra which fell on Earth to become holy spots to pray to the Goddess named Shakti Peeths."*

    • @davidbamgboye4148
      @davidbamgboye4148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Similar story in the Egyptian religion about osiris

    • @atomisedman6235
      @atomisedman6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Telepathically copying homework.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If, according to creationists, all the very different flood myths around the world from different cultures located in areas prone to flooding, are all derived from the same global flood some 4,000 years ago...
      Would they use the same argument in this case? And I heard that many old myths have people being made from dirt or clay or mud. Are those meant to be real too because of the 'certainly impossible' similarities?

    • @gamecoolguy619
      @gamecoolguy619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm going to assume you are referring to "Shiva's rage". The reason behind this was to calm Lord Shiv (Bhagvan) it even says it in this wiki (or any other sources if you want don't want to take my word for it)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sati_(Hindu_goddess)
      Apart from your try on insulting Hinduism (or Sanatana Dharma as now people call it) without referencing the entire story, how exactly is this related to punishment of rape, or at the very least give the reason for why you stated this...

    • @gamecoolguy619
      @gamecoolguy619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis}
      The context of this video and what OP quoted is structured as an insult not surprising coming from an atheist channel...
      Could you elaborate and source what you just said as it seems like you randomly picked things from different religions and came up with a conclusion based on those things *you* picked...

  • @Galaxia53
    @Galaxia53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Unbelievable that some force and others encourage kids to read this stuff.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I love the cute little picture books they give to kindergarten kids depicting the Noah's Ark story that don't show the millions of bloated corpses that would have been floating in the waters after God drowned the entire population of the Earth except for Noah and his family.

    • @sariathebrave5259
      @sariathebrave5259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Michael Coville it’s always blue water too but I would imagine it being like muddy brown from all the dirt and decomposing human and animal bodies. I feel like that would soak into the wood and rot the bottom of the ark. After a whole year of that stuff sitting in water, could you imagine the smell around the whole world? Corpses would be everywhere.

    • @Galaxia53
      @Galaxia53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Incognitive Distortion Imagine being the father that in panic throws out his daughters to be raped to save his own skin. Even if it was done in panic (which I heavily doubt because of the way it is written) it is still unjustified and immoral.

    • @Galaxia53
      @Galaxia53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Incognitive Distortion I simply gave my opinion on Genesis 19:8
      www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+19%3A8&version=NIV
      The one that darkmatter referred to in that memory of Jeffery at 2:04

    • @Galaxia53
      @Galaxia53 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Incognitive Distortion I can get behind this being shown to kids that have already read the source material and believe it in order to show them how ridiculous it is. It would be best if they didn't read the source material in the first place.
      If they come across it without knowing anything about the source material it would be inappropriate.
      Also parents encourage and sometimes force kids to read the bible, believe it and remember what is written in it. Unlike this video.
      5:16 Also happened according to. www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+19%3A25-26&version=NIV

  • @ghostbuddy3106
    @ghostbuddy3106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "ArE You NoT eNTeRtaiNeD"?!

    • @Emeraldcity70
      @Emeraldcity70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love that movie "Gladiator"!

  • @Bigandrewm
    @Bigandrewm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love the eyeball that just hangs on Jeffrey's halo forever.

  • @Lovelylondly
    @Lovelylondly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So this book, every rape and murder in it are considered to be "HOLY", yet I am the one who will go to hell because I am a gay?

    • @averycuriousclumpofatom2159
      @averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sura 4:34 . good woman follow their husbands but those who not plan strategy against them and finally *strike* them .
      "Strike them" domestic violence I hear
      The actually verse Verse 4:34 is the clearest Qur'anic example of hierarchy between men and women. ... Righteous women are qanitat, guarding the unseen according to what God has guarded. Those [women] whose nushuz you fear, admonish them, and abandon them in bed, and strike them. If they obey you, do not pursue a strategy against them
      This verse suppress woman and says to strike them

    • @ekadria-bo4962
      @ekadria-bo4962 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@averycuriousclumpofatom2159What?

    • @DeruwynArchmage
      @DeruwynArchmage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yep, somehow who you love is worse than the worst crimes we have. 🤨
      The source of morality, everyone.

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tf is wrong with humanity

  • @Memoreism
    @Memoreism ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember reading Judges 19 and I was mortified by what they did to the woman's body. Absolutely crazy.

  • @philipdeblake6546
    @philipdeblake6546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Lmao This is probably my favorite show. If anyone ever had the lack of judgment to make me a sunday school teacher, I would play one of these episodes every sunday!

  • @JVFNAF
    @JVFNAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    A French comedian talked about that story in his one man show. I was like "wtf? what's that stupid awful story? in a supposed 'Holy' book??"

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like a "Unholy Reboot"!

    • @sjstronghold9238
      @sjstronghold9238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really, who ?

    • @JVFNAF
      @JVFNAF ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sjstronghold9238 Jérémy Ferrari

    • @JVFNAF
      @JVFNAF ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @mandarina blue Jérémy Ferrari, "Hallelujah Bordel!"

  • @mickeycraven1822
    @mickeycraven1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You know, when you explained this, my head exploded. I agree with Jeffery, “WHAT?”

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And to think i read some of that kinda stuff when i was a kid. No wonder I was running around pretending to stab people with folded computer paper when i was 6. I mean, its not like theres *less atheists in prison than theists* or anything.

  • @ChristinaSlagle
    @ChristinaSlagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Thank you for addressing this story.
    When I was going through my phase about 10 years ago of trying to be a Christian (though I'm told adults can't have phases, lol), I was working on reading the entire Bible, and came across this story. It made me so mad, and so confused! It began changing the way I viewed God and the Bible. I've been raped more than once, and to see that God condoned, and even encouraged this, made me do upset! My immediate thought was, how could a god that is supposed to be loving, approve of this? This went against everything that I was told he was supposed to be.
    Sadly, when ever I've brought this story up to anybody, they not only do not know of it, most also attempt to justify it. There is no way to justify this. It is sick. Period.
    Before my phase, I believed in God because that's how I was raised, but otherwise, I questioned his existence, and wanted nothing to do with religion. This story was a major turning point in my life. I had already began serious questioning for other reasons, and finding this only added to those questions, and changed my perception of the god that I was being strongly encouraged to follow.
    Not entirely because of this story, but in part due to it, I'm now an atheist. And it really means more than you know that you addressed it. Thank you so much.
    I also laughed at hard at the bull horn parts of the story, and the goat. Loved it.

    • @Emeraldcity70
      @Emeraldcity70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good luck Christina my friend. My 30 year old daughter is an athiest. I also recommend to you the 3 "Divergent" films.

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes most christians are moral bankrupt i feel bad

  • @silvertonguejackson9129
    @silvertonguejackson9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I wish i could make videos like these about stories in the Quran because it is filled too with nonesense

    • @person-su7sd
      @person-su7sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The quran
      But many people miss interpret the bible

    • @mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426
      @mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. I know very little of the quran

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@person-su7sd watch apostate prophet.
      Although criticing quran is different kind of pill .
      Muslims are much more aggressive and good luck surviving in real world after pulling any such stunt

    • @The1Bozkurt1
      @The1Bozkurt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lie

  • @mamc1986
    @mamc1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It must have not been easy to write this out, I'm constantly using your Genesis or Judges to look up what happened. All I can say is, thank you, it helps with my research.

  • @derpderpinson7449
    @derpderpinson7449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    DarkMatter2525 has blessed us with an upload!

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Darkmatter2525: Uploads
    TH-cam Ad's about finding christ: *iTs sHoW tiME!* 👌👌👌

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bocaan The Humble doesn't work; they know(!) - which channels to put their ad's on 😂

  • @shaneross7428
    @shaneross7428 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This was the final red flag that took me out of Christianity. It was obscene

  • @tripptank
    @tripptank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jeffery: Well its gonna be pretty much impossible for the Benjaminites to win against 400,000 enemies.
    God: Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Darqion
      @Darqion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow wow wow...wow

    • @kiraichuvonthunder3156
      @kiraichuvonthunder3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      References are tight.

    • @p.bamygdala2139
      @p.bamygdala2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have nothing worthwhile to add. But this comment was great!

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The christians should find this very entertaining and easily relatable. I just love Buybull stories.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Koo’ran stories ain’t too bad either lol

    • @Aryan111ize
      @Aryan111ize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YokaiX those stories happened way back then like 10k years ago but damn people had emotions and brain at the time of muhhamad when he was beheading them then rape their children

    • @SuicideRedemption
      @SuicideRedemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aryan111ize he never did that

    • @waitnotable
      @waitnotable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YokaiX u did not read the koran

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sammy amin how would you know? Lmfao what kind of disingenuous statement is that? Assuming what I have or haven’t read, as if you have any idea what I’ve done or haven’t done. I’ve read the Bible, Qur’an, Vedas, Bhagadva Gita, Avestas and many other myths’/religions’ holy mythbooks lol

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Original Sin is backwards. We started as an evil species, and are only improving morally with time

  • @louiscipher2939
    @louiscipher2939 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm a big Mortal Kombat fan. I remember when the game first came out in the early 90s, and many Christians were trying to get it banned for being too violent. How ironic that their own book makes Mortal Kombat look tame by comparison.

  • @anthonynorman7545
    @anthonynorman7545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And here I thought you had already animated the worst of the "good" book. I was VERY wrong.

  • @Nukanator10
    @Nukanator10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel like this is an allegory for the Star Wars Franchise and it's current state of writing.

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It´s that Bible reboot count that leads to this.

  • @Omega0850
    @Omega0850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    When i read that story i wondered:
    Does that count as a sequel, a remake, or just as a cheap fanfiction?
    PS: I´ve just re-read it to confirm. The text doesn´t explicitly say that the concubine died because of the rape, she just didn´t move when he asked her to get up. So its quite possible HE killed her when he cut her into pieces.
    Usually i wouldn´t read it that way, but its the bible, it wouldn´t be the worst atrocity that book condones.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, the merchandise (the woman) was already very screwed (quite literally), so what better way to take advantage of the situation than to chop her into little bits.

    • @zzhoward
      @zzhoward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think with Judges 20:4-5 it probably clarifies that she was killed by the rapists. "The husband of the woman who was slain..." - could have easily mentioned that the husband slay her at that point, rather than saying "was slain''. And then in 5 - "And the men of Gibeah rose against me ... and my concubine have they forced, that she is dead." I'm going with "that she is" implying causality there. Kind of, I rode my horse for so long, that he was tired.
      Either way, it's completely messed up, and just another example of a bible story that make absolutely no sense in retrospect whatsoever.

    • @Omega0850
      @Omega0850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zzhoward Makes sense!

  • @cavetrollvillageidiot3095
    @cavetrollvillageidiot3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Throwing shade at Hollywood and Christians at the same time.
    I am so glad I subscribed last year.

  • @chinitooppah3587
    @chinitooppah3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wanna hear a joke?
    "God bless you"

  • @RogerWazup007
    @RogerWazup007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I'm browsing my sub videos and see a new DarkMatter video, suddenly everything else can wait.

  • @Riftsight
    @Riftsight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This is the exact board room meeting for Disney 😂😂😂

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Bible and Star Wars have more in common than we can possibly imagine!

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Disney runs by a bunch of pedophilc exploiters now?

    • @Clockwork-Shadow
      @Clockwork-Shadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nestalgba92023.......................
      I mean...............
      Is it not?

  • @frogglen6350
    @frogglen6350 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how Jeffrey is absolutely baffled by this story

  • @girlinahat3407
    @girlinahat3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Y'all think this isn't real but you read the book and it's ALL there.

  • @renobaker4424
    @renobaker4424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ive been watching your channel for years and years. I think this video is by far one of your greatest masterpieces. Thank you and everyone involved for all the amazing videos you put out!

  • @MishaleStarling
    @MishaleStarling ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God had memory issues and kept forgetting which things he already did

  • @raysofsun8625
    @raysofsun8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Watching this again after a while then read the actual text makes me angry even more.

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is jewish

    • @QuintessentialJenesequa
      @QuintessentialJenesequa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ya, it's absolutely disgusting. I absolutely despise that damn POS book that I believed in for most of my life. Revolting! Pisses me the f off I ever bowed to that thing etc..

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@QuintessentialJenesequatf is wrong with humanity bro

  • @RedLeader327
    @RedLeader327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glad to see you're still uploading. 😁

  • @craigpegasus
    @craigpegasus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Might be my favorite dark matter video. Love the way he compares it to the Disney Star Wars movies 🤣🤣

  • @Wowreference
    @Wowreference 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really like how many Star Wars references you put in there lol so much opportunity!

  • @sethherman4302
    @sethherman4302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I never heard these stories in Sunday school that’s for sure. This Channel has taught me so many stories that they won’t bring up in church because they’re too graphic. Which kinda says something about the Bible honestly.

  • @nyunara2792
    @nyunara2792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This story is so sick. Thanks for show ing everyone... Now I gotta find a bible to rip apart.

  • @gadrielvanorion9872
    @gadrielvanorion9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    when you come back to this channel and its newest video, and god is still as you remembered him.
    nice

  • @solomoncowan7480
    @solomoncowan7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Really miss the God and Jeffrey episodes. Glad you're starting to make more again.

  • @00Skyfox
    @00Skyfox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    See, this is why I love this channel. Not only is it comedically entertaining, it's educational. In 12 years of catholic school with going to mass twice a week, they never once told this story. Your video is the first time I've ever heard of this story. It seems they glossed over it as they were filling our heads with stories of Noah's Ark with the giraffes poking their necks through holes in the roof as a rainbow circled overhead. You know...fluff shit to hide the atrocities.

    • @geraintwd
      @geraintwd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Sunday school is all fluff and no snuff.

  • @avatareternal3204
    @avatareternal3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The next time someone pesters me for being an atheist, I'm going to point them in the direction of this channel.

    • @Emeraldcity70
      @Emeraldcity70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!

    • @carerforever2118
      @carerforever2118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give them this to read...
      It's about how God saying to bake cake with human poop. Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung ( shit/poop) that cometh out of man, in their sight.

  • @hazentheflamedemon
    @hazentheflamedemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol jeff roasting god at the end. I love it

  • @thegoodcaptain1217
    @thegoodcaptain1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for presenting this story. This was the one that was the “beginning of the end” for me as my girlfriend and I read the Bible together.

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yahweh is the key to all this. If we get Yahweh working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in any of the other religions before.

    • @p.bamygdala2139
      @p.bamygdala2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's gonna be great.
      It's gonna be great.

  • @Ensule
    @Ensule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember reading this as a kid and I can tell you that my expectations were slightly subverted when the woman was chopped up by her former companion after dying from injuries suffered from the gang rape. Just slightly because similar things have happened, but the amount of time 10 year old me spent thinking about how he decided which parts to butcher her body into was... too much. Everything else was actually pretty par for the course, so I just read through it, no surprise.
    And I'd say the biggest surprise pre-New Testament was definitely Song of Songs/Solomon. Whole lotta talk about sex and no one dies an excruciating death and informed me that Solomon was a boob man. Ecclesiastes also gave me my first existential crisis.

  • @alphaomegaenergynews2056
    @alphaomegaenergynews2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the best vids yet from this team. WOW

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Sodom And Gomorrah video callback gave me nostalgia.

  • @heathers432
    @heathers432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THIS is the story that officially made me stop believing in the bible. I was trying to read it from start to finish and up until this point, I had already been having trouble finding justifications for a lot of the fuck shit I was reading in there. I was trying with all my might to hold on to my “faith”. But when I read this….. I was done. I could no longer defend or justify a god that would go through all this trouble to kill people and rape women. It made absolutely NO sense and I gave up trying to believe any of it. I walked away and left that mess where it lay. That was in 2010 and I’ve had not one regret since.

    • @heathers432
      @heathers432 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @cyrus312 Yea he did a terrible job with that. The Tao Te Ching did much better at subverting expectations 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Regardless of your religious affiliation, I believe we can all agree that if the Bible were to get a scene-to-scene adaptation, it would definitely be NC-17

  • @dylanp4126
    @dylanp4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It absolutely boggles my mind that some people learn these stories and not only believe them, but JUSTIFY the immoral anarchy of bullshit to the bone!
    Also, love your content bro! It's always a joy when you upload a new vid! Keep up the good stuff man \m/!!!

  • @The_Real_Devil
    @The_Real_Devil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The worst thing is, we don't actually know she was dead when she was cut up. She had managed to walk all the way to do the door where she lay down. She did not answer her man, but that didn't mean she was dead.

    • @L154N4LG4IB
      @L154N4LG4IB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also even worse is we don’t even know if the men that raped and beat her all night were even captured and killed. Which means God nearly instigated the extinction of the tribe of Benjamin for nothing and literally had the tribes kill all the men and non virgin women of jabesh gilead and those men could be among the Benjamin men that received virgin women as wives as compensation for their wrongdoing which means the entire thing was literally pointless and no real punishment was actually given.

  • @soyevquirsefron990
    @soyevquirsefron990 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No matter how much I learn about the Bible, it continues to shock me

  • @ravenblackwing7888
    @ravenblackwing7888 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is literally the Bible story that made me question my faith and become an apostate

  • @MasterOfTheLemons
    @MasterOfTheLemons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Biggest take away: God has bones in his eyebrows.

  • @name-nam
    @name-nam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    come to think of it, this story did leave a bad taste in my mouth when i was still a christian

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    have you ever considered depicting jeffrey as an ophanim-style angel instead of a cherub-style angel?
    just imagine what your scripts would look like
    *[an incomprehensible being of wings and wheels and eyes all on fire floats up to God and lets out an ear-splitting screech]*
    "DAMMIT JEFFREY, ALWAYS WITH THE PROBLEMS!"

  • @commiescum431
    @commiescum431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Demonetized in 3... 2...

  • @surajshaw9703
    @surajshaw9703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whenever someone tells me, "the good old days.."
    I am always like, "what good old days".

    • @Emeraldcity70
      @Emeraldcity70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Rock-"oh the good old days when there were no black people around".

    • @theoneseeingeye8200
      @theoneseeingeye8200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Based as fuck

  • @Wonders_of_Reality
    @Wonders_of_Reality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brilliant work, Darkmatter!
    Your animation exposes all the absurdness of ancient ideas of justice. Oh, and their obsession with sex. I can only hope that at least some of the modern societies got a tiny bit better.

  • @salehal4291
    @salehal4291 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    educating, thank you for the knowledge! haha ngl the voice acting at 2:36, I gotta respect the art in there. but we gotta be respectful still tho, tho I get it.

  • @jamesyoung1022
    @jamesyoung1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why I subscribed. Thanks.

  • @FreyasArts
    @FreyasArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Fun fact: to preserve body parts when they were transported all over the country, they preserved them by covering them with either honey or alcohol.

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gimme some of them sweet thighs my family needs to get a load of this.

    • @randomuser3741
      @randomuser3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or salt?

    • @FreyasArts
      @FreyasArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomuser3741 yes, Salt as well. but that isn't as funny and more well known 😁

  • @Awakened_Mucacha
    @Awakened_Mucacha ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The most absolute bat shit crazy sequel/reimagining/retelling ever.

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how hilarious Darkmatter2525 is? The script is always so creative and clever. 10/10!

  • @ChrisM-zm4li
    @ChrisM-zm4li หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is why the pastors, who KNOW all these stories, are the sickest ones.

  • @bfont
    @bfont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my new favorite. Thanks, darkmatter!

  • @LuizCarlos-zn4hd
    @LuizCarlos-zn4hd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Everybody used to do as they saw fit... except for the times the people needed war advice, then they totally needed god's opinion on the subject.

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats why Churchill sucked, at war times he was the bitch of the turks.