Man, I knew MGS had a lot of gay subtext if you looked at it the right way, but two dudes dooking it out in the shower while BB sounds like a boyfriend who just found out Kaz was cheating on him and they're probably fighting naked in a sauna where people get really sweaty... This scene alone has probably led to so many slashfics. Good god.
Snake: Shouldn't you take your sunglasses off? Miller: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here. Snake: Aaah. Miller: Boss? It's you, Snake? Snake: So it's finished, huh? Miller: Hm? Snake: This room. Miller: Ah, sauna? Snake: It's so not like you... Miller: Hmm? Snake: Isn't it a bit too... extravagant? To have a sauna in our Mother Base? Miller: Well, you were the one who approved it? Snake: I changed my mind while I was on a mission. Isn't it a bit too costy? Miller: We talked about this before, right? It should be pretty economical if we use filtered ocean water and think about our electricity expenses. Miller: And we have some soliders from Finland, I think it might boost their morale a bit. Miller: Wanna use some soap? Snake: Nope! Miller: This sauna is quite popular. You wait till it gets hot, then you pour water, which creates steam. It's like one of 'em Finnish saunas! 20 people can get in. Snake: Aah. Miller: Snake? Snake: Kaz. I heard someone got injured here. Miller: Hmm? Oh, that was barely a bruise... Snake: And he was recovering from it for a month? Who was it? Miller: Armadillo. Snake: You were here when it happened? Miller: Aaaah. Yeah. He suddenly slipped. Probably on soap. Snake: Slipped. That guy, huh. The one who has a posture of a tank, huh. Slipped. Miller:: Yeah. He was so heavy that when he fell, the seagulls on the top of our Mother Base went flying. Snake: Huuuh. Miller: Maybe he just felt dizzy. He was in a sauna, after all. Snake: Sauna, huh. Miller: Boss. Snake: Kaz. Miller: Boss? Snake: Is there anything you want to tell me? Miller: Ah, yeah. Snake... you going inside? Snake: Will you show me around? --- Miller: Just look at this steam. Snake: There... there's an injury on the inside of your thigh. Miller: W-what are you looking at. Snake: At you, at your whole body. Well... Besides that part you're hiding with that towel. Snake: Kaz, so... Miller: So! What do you think about this sauna, isn't it something? Snake: Yeah. It's quite refreshing, compared to that dry tropical weather. Snake: So... Kaz. Miller: Yeah, what? Snake: What's with these leaves? Miller: Vihta. Tied up leaves from a Japanese white birch. Snake: Vihta. Miller: You use it to strike your body. It stimulates the blood circulation. Revigorates you. Snake: Huuuh. Let me try it. Miller: Sure thing. Snake: Give me it. Miller: Here. Snake: Huuh. This is nice. Miller: Geez, you use so much strength, Snake. Snake: So, Kaz. Show me your back. Miller: ... Huh? My back? Snake: Yeah. Stand up and turn around. Miller: W-Why? W-What, Snake? Snake: Take off your towel. Miller: S-Snake? Where are you touching me? Snake: You even have scars on your ass. As if someone clawed at it... Miller: I-Isn't this enough? Snake: No. Show me more. Turn around. Miller: Huh? Snake: Turn around. Snake: Huuuh. Miller: Snake. Snake: Kaz. Are you popular? Miller: ... I suppose so. Snake: Ooooh. *groans* Miller: Ah, Snake? Where are you touching me? Snake: Kaz. That. Miller: Ah, oh... Snake: Hey, do you remember? Miller: Eh? Snake: That time, when just we met. You asked me how many women I had in MSF. Miller: Huh? Snake: Or was it, how many women I had that you could make yours? Miller: Ah, aaah. Snake: It's been two years. So, how many new girls have you had since then? Miller: Hmmm... Somewhere around... this? *shows some number using his fingers* Snake: THAT MANY!? Miller: Ah, uh... Snake: How come you had so many of them despite leading a life like ours? Snake: Kaz. I'm not going to control everyone's love affairs. You're free to choose. The responsibility is also in your hands. Miller: Just what I'd expect from you, Boss- Snake: However. I also believe it's important that no one sets a bad example when it comes to their duties and intentions. Do you understand? Miller: Hah, I see you're getting a bit red, maybe I should go- Snake: Kaz. You, as a deputy commander, should be more sensible. Miller: What's with that... Snake: Gazelle asked me for some advice. Right after she got back from a mission. She wanted to talk. Ain't she a pretty girl? Miller: Well, yeah. Snake: Did you do it with her? Miller: She said so? Snake: By the way. Gazelle said she saw you with Swan. So pretty and yet she works with us, what a waste... Miller: Well, as long as she is-- Snake: You went here with her. Miller: Huh? Snake: You took a shower with her here, huh. You two. Alone. Miller: W-Well... *whips* Miller: Huuurts! Snake: So how was it. I've heard everything. Soap play, huh. Miller: Soap play- Snake: Tell me! Miller: I'm sorry, it was so suddenly- Snake: So suddenly? Armadillo saw you two. And Swan was his girlfriend. Snake: And was he surprised! That Armadillo, who was so proud of his tank-like balance... Snake: ... fell down, huh... So hard, the seagulls on the top of our Mother Base went flying! Snake: Vihta! (the following part is full of fighting and hard to follow unless you listen to this track while reading it) Snake: Two-timing! Snake: What happened to chivarly! You're setting bad example, what the hell are you doing? Miller: Snake... Snake: And to think I even have to lecture you on this! Miller: I was just stupid that time! Snake: Oh really? I know they weren't the only ones you slept with. So, who else was it? Dolphin? Elephant? Do you want me to crush you for all this!? Miller: I didn't do anything with them! Snake: You bastard! This time, I'll mince you! Snake: Won't let you do that! Snake: You damn pervert! Snake: Wait! Snake: Don't you move from where you're... Miller: Boss, calm down... When it comes to animals, I-* * I'm guessing he was trying to make some joke here Snake: Too bad this is a human society, huh? Miller: Waaah! Snake: Wait! Snake: Snake kiiick! Miller: W-W-Waiiit, my neck... Snake: Do you feel hot? Doesn't it feel good? This wind... Miller: You're... so hot... I can feel it on my back... Snake: Kaz, think about it seriously. It's either women, or us. Miller: ... Can't I have both? Snake: You bastard! Miller: What's... wrong... with being... popular! Snake: That was a good punch. But that's not enough to beat me. Miller: Impressive as always, Boss... Snake: What have you got there? Miller: Heehee. Snake: Fulton Recovery System? What are you going to do with it? Miller: How about flying away, hm, Boss? --- Snake: Apologise to everyone. And be more careful next time. Miller: Uh... Snake: You'll be the one to clean up our sauna. For a whole year. Miller: Yeah. Snake: Great. Snake: Eh. Snake: Hey, you all. What are you looking at? Get back to what you were doing.
DIOS los sonidos y los gritos hacen que me imagine un pelea muy genial XD pero no es suficiente... necesito que animen esto, alguien tiene que hacer una animación!! ......... o_o emm, obviamente censurando sus partes, claro... >_>
Esta conversación es un extra de MGS:PW o de MGSV:GZ porque me perdi, si es de GZ sale en la version en ingles, lo pregunto porque no se si sutherland se preste para eso :/
Esto solo salio en japon, fue un extra de MGS:PW es un CD Drama con algunos temas especiales y unas conversaciones, gracias al esfuerzo de algunos fans consegui esta traduccion. En este link podras escuchar todo el album www.absolute-video-games.com/album/56/metal-gear-solid-peace-walker-blues-of-peace-and-harmony
tanos1998 Personally, I'm a fan of Sugita, so I like to hear this version, but I can definitely see that sucking. That being said, I'd bet that if alot of us asked David Hayter and Robin Downes if they would do this scene, they'd respond. =3
A perfectly healthy heterosexual friendship.
Man, I knew MGS had a lot of gay subtext if you looked at it the right way, but two dudes dooking it out in the shower while BB sounds like a boyfriend who just found out Kaz was cheating on him and they're probably fighting naked in a sauna where people get really sweaty... This scene alone has probably led to so many slashfics. Good god.
Yeah, hahah
It's like one of my japanese animes
SON YOU STILL WATCHING THOSE CHINESE CARTOONS
Snake: Shouldn't you take your sunglasses off?
Miller: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here.
Snake: Aaah.
Miller: Boss? It's you, Snake?
Snake: So it's finished, huh?
Miller: Hm?
Snake: This room.
Miller: Ah, sauna?
Snake: It's so not like you...
Miller: Hmm?
Snake: Isn't it a bit too... extravagant? To have a sauna in our Mother Base?
Miller: Well, you were the one who approved it?
Snake: I changed my mind while I was on a mission. Isn't it a bit too costy?
Miller: We talked about this before, right? It should be pretty economical if we use filtered ocean water and think about our electricity expenses.
Miller: And we have some soliders from Finland, I think it might boost their morale a bit.
Miller: Wanna use some soap?
Snake: Nope!
Miller: This sauna is quite popular. You wait till it gets hot, then you pour water, which creates steam. It's like one of 'em Finnish saunas! 20 people can get in.
Snake: Aah.
Miller: Snake?
Snake: Kaz. I heard someone got injured here.
Miller: Hmm? Oh, that was barely a bruise...
Snake: And he was recovering from it for a month? Who was it?
Miller: Armadillo.
Snake: You were here when it happened?
Miller: Aaaah. Yeah. He suddenly slipped. Probably on soap.
Snake: Slipped. That guy, huh. The one who has a posture of a tank, huh. Slipped.
Miller:: Yeah. He was so heavy that when he fell, the seagulls on the top of our Mother Base went flying.
Snake: Huuuh.
Miller: Maybe he just felt dizzy. He was in a sauna, after all.
Snake: Sauna, huh.
Miller: Boss.
Snake: Kaz.
Miller: Boss?
Snake: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Miller: Ah, yeah. Snake... you going inside?
Snake: Will you show me around?
---
Miller: Just look at this steam.
Snake: There... there's an injury on the inside of your thigh.
Miller: W-what are you looking at.
Snake: At you, at your whole body. Well... Besides that part you're hiding with that towel.
Snake: Kaz, so...
Miller: So! What do you think about this sauna, isn't it something?
Snake: Yeah. It's quite refreshing, compared to that dry tropical weather.
Snake: So... Kaz.
Miller: Yeah, what?
Snake: What's with these leaves?
Miller: Vihta. Tied up leaves from a Japanese white birch.
Snake: Vihta.
Miller: You use it to strike your body. It stimulates the blood circulation. Revigorates you.
Snake: Huuuh. Let me try it.
Miller: Sure thing.
Snake: Give me it.
Miller: Here.
Snake: Huuh. This is nice.
Miller: Geez, you use so much strength, Snake.
Snake: So, Kaz. Show me your back.
Miller: ... Huh? My back?
Snake: Yeah. Stand up and turn around.
Miller: W-Why? W-What, Snake?
Snake: Take off your towel.
Miller: S-Snake? Where are you touching me?
Snake: You even have scars on your ass. As if someone clawed at it...
Miller: I-Isn't this enough?
Snake: No. Show me more. Turn around.
Miller: Huh?
Snake: Turn around.
Snake: Huuuh.
Miller: Snake.
Snake: Kaz. Are you popular?
Miller: ... I suppose so.
Snake: Ooooh.
*groans*
Miller: Ah, Snake? Where are you touching me?
Snake: Kaz. That.
Miller: Ah, oh...
Snake: Hey, do you remember?
Miller: Eh?
Snake: That time, when just we met. You asked me how many women I had in MSF.
Miller: Huh?
Snake: Or was it, how many women I had that you could make yours?
Miller: Ah, aaah.
Snake: It's been two years. So, how many new girls have you had since then?
Miller: Hmmm... Somewhere around... this? *shows some number using his fingers*
Snake: THAT MANY!?
Miller: Ah, uh...
Snake: How come you had so many of them despite leading a life like ours?
Snake: Kaz. I'm not going to control everyone's love affairs. You're free to choose. The responsibility is also in your hands.
Miller: Just what I'd expect from you, Boss-
Snake: However. I also believe it's important that no one sets a bad example when it comes to their duties and intentions. Do you understand?
Miller: Hah, I see you're getting a bit red, maybe I should go-
Snake: Kaz. You, as a deputy commander, should be more sensible.
Miller: What's with that...
Snake: Gazelle asked me for some advice. Right after she got back from a mission. She wanted to talk. Ain't she a pretty girl?
Miller: Well, yeah.
Snake: Did you do it with her?
Miller: She said so?
Snake: By the way. Gazelle said she saw you with Swan. So pretty and yet she works with us, what a waste...
Miller: Well, as long as she is--
Snake: You went here with her.
Miller: Huh?
Snake: You took a shower with her here, huh. You two. Alone.
Miller: W-Well...
*whips*
Miller: Huuurts!
Snake: So how was it. I've heard everything. Soap play, huh.
Miller: Soap play-
Snake: Tell me!
Miller: I'm sorry, it was so suddenly-
Snake: So suddenly? Armadillo saw you two. And Swan was his girlfriend.
Snake: And was he surprised! That Armadillo, who was so proud of his tank-like balance...
Snake: ... fell down, huh... So hard, the seagulls on the top of our Mother Base went flying!
Snake: Vihta!
(the following part is full of fighting and hard to follow unless you listen to this track while reading it)
Snake: Two-timing!
Snake: What happened to chivarly! You're setting bad example, what the hell are you doing?
Miller: Snake...
Snake: And to think I even have to lecture you on this!
Miller: I was just stupid that time!
Snake: Oh really? I know they weren't the only ones you slept with. So, who else was it? Dolphin? Elephant? Do you want me to crush you for all this!?
Miller: I didn't do anything with them!
Snake: You bastard! This time, I'll mince you!
Snake: Won't let you do that!
Snake: You damn pervert!
Snake: Wait!
Snake: Don't you move from where you're...
Miller: Boss, calm down... When it comes to animals, I-*
* I'm guessing he was trying to make some joke here
Snake: Too bad this is a human society, huh?
Miller: Waaah!
Snake: Wait!
Snake: Snake kiiick!
Miller: W-W-Waiiit, my neck...
Snake: Do you feel hot? Doesn't it feel good? This wind...
Miller: You're... so hot... I can feel it on my back...
Snake: Kaz, think about it seriously. It's either women, or us.
Miller: ... Can't I have both?
Snake: You bastard!
Miller: What's... wrong... with being... popular!
Snake: That was a good punch. But that's not enough to beat me.
Miller: Impressive as always, Boss...
Snake: What have you got there?
Miller: Heehee.
Snake: Fulton Recovery System? What are you going to do with it?
Miller: How about flying away, hm, Boss?
---
Snake: Apologise to everyone. And be more careful next time.
Miller: Uh...
Snake: You'll be the one to clean up our sauna. For a whole year.
Miller: Yeah.
Snake: Great.
Snake: Eh.
Snake: Hey, you all. What are you looking at? Get back to what you were doing.
Thank man!!
+The3DSurfer thanks for this, I'm thinking of making it a Comics. can i use your translation?
Everyone is gay for Big Boss
Gotta love those Snake/Big Boss' battle cries: "VIHTA!" "SNAKE KIIICK!" XD
MGS is literally Japanese Top Gun.
+wohdinhel No truer words have ever been spoken.
...Hideo, what did you smoke?
Hide kojima was high on kojima, because kojima as become a drug from his own insanity.
+Duarte Martinho that was so poetic
I hope David Hayter & Robin Atkin Downes collab on an english version.
Wish granted.
finally, i been looking for this in the internet for years now
This was the perfect amount of homosexual :D
Honestly I didn't find it homosexual enough. :(
I was hoping to hear Paz scream in the background
+kaimisawesome "I did not blush, this wasn't the first time I see a man naked...."
This was really funny to watch as a Finnish MGS fan. :D Oh, today is sauna day too.
I want it to be canon that Snake and Otacon have a sauna on the Nomad, too.
スネーク「おまえら、なに見てる！？」
すっぽんぽんで野外乱闘してる司令と副司令!!!
MAGENTA02
そりゃあ、全裸で乱闘してたら、誰だって見ると思う
I know I shouldn't, but at8:50, I was laughing so frickin hard!
Holy shit!! Hahaha.
My face just turned bright red.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Thanks so much for translating this! Hoping you upload and translate more drama CD stuff.
Sounds like the audio to a OVA.
スネーク「このスケベグラサン野郎！握り潰すぞ‼」
wwwww
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!!!
DIOS los sonidos y los gritos hacen que me imagine un pelea muy genial XD pero no es suficiente... necesito que animen esto, alguien tiene que hacer una animación!! ......... o_o emm, obviamente censurando sus partes, claro... >_>
obviamente SIN censura
¨Corregido.
Corregido
Snake KICK!
Man, I'd kill to have Kiefer!Boss dub his part of this xD.
This is the exact right level of homosexual.
So very manly.
You feel it too, don't you...
カズとスネークじゃなくて、銀さんとスネークの会話になってる気がする！
ビヒタでビンタwww
めっちゃウケるwww
カズが修羅になったのはこれが原因なのか？
この時のマザーベースは平和だったんだなぁ
ジョセフとワムウにしか聞こえんｗｗ
VIHTA!
incredible.
ヤバい。メタルギアやりたくなってきた！
でもPS3のコントローラーが....
Oh, my.
Esta conversación es un extra de MGS:PW o de MGSV:GZ porque me perdi, si es de GZ sale en la version en ingles, lo pregunto porque no se si sutherland se preste para eso :/
Esto solo salio en japon, fue un extra de MGS:PW es un CD Drama con algunos temas especiales y unas conversaciones, gracias al esfuerzo de algunos fans consegui esta traduccion.
En este link podras escuchar todo el album www.absolute-video-games.com/album/56/metal-gear-solid-peace-walker-blues-of-peace-and-harmony
Alucardmgs entonces.. es esta la pelea desnuda entre Snake y Kaz a la que se refiere Paz en su octava grabación en PW.. hahahahah buenísimo..
Too good hahaha
Jaahas, elikkäs torilla tavataan
*Kreygasm*
can anyone translate this on text? :(
This hasn't anything to do with homosexual thing, this is just finnish custom.
WHATS BETTER THAN THIS
+mikoto The fact that it's Joseph and Wham's VA's saying this?
Is there no english version?
Nope. This was on a soundtrack CD, released only in Japan.
Joel Persson Bummer :(
tanos1998 Personally, I'm a fan of Sugita, so I like to hear this version, but I can definitely see that sucking.
That being said, I'd bet that if alot of us asked David Hayter and Robin Downes if they would do this scene, they'd respond. =3