Philomena Cunk: My Mate Paul Compilation

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ย. 2022
  • #bbc #philomena #documentary #interview #cunkonearth
    0:00 - Paul in Greece
    0:08 - Red Nose Trick
    0:23 - Religious Awakening
    0:51 - Encounter with a Waiter
    0:56 - Bad Trip
    1:15 - Telepathic Superpowers
    1:31 - Charitable Contributions
    1:51 - Literary Genius
    2:01 - Notable Invention
    2:20 - Exposing BigTech
    2:44 - Debunking "Moon"
    2:53 - Prison Joke
    3:08 - Paul on Brexit
    Thank me later x

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  • @jangdi.
    @jangdi. ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    Why this shit is in my suggestion?

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz ปีที่แล้ว +423

      because you have no mate like Paul

    • @Sunbeam21
      @Sunbeam21 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Why don't you pen a letter to TH-cam HQ and find out

    • @jangdi.
      @jangdi. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomlxyz haha cool. But seriously I don't know why TH-cam keeps suggesting this.

    • @BuddhaFang
      @BuddhaFang ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Same here. I’m glad I finally decided to click.

    • @vanessahawarden9028
      @vanessahawarden9028 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jang Di Because it’s on repeat prescription for those unfortunate cases of inherent lack of soh !

  • @Aaron-mj9ie
    @Aaron-mj9ie ปีที่แล้ว +3503

    I believe we all need a mate like Paul... A man of sheer wisdom and no intelligence.

    • @Utubeuser000
      @Utubeuser000 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      And so much revenge, if he ever see Christ again, he's a dead man

    • @tonyrobinson3744
      @tonyrobinson3744 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Paul is my new Hero! Go Paul!

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know a guy like this.
      It's...interesting.

    • @AWhileHanlin
      @AWhileHanlin ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Paul represents modern day England

    • @batmanimal5993
      @batmanimal5993 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am a Paul and I can confirm we have lived and have stories bigger than the hobbit

  • @starrdusttt
    @starrdusttt ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    when i tell you i died when she said "the mainstream media is trying to cover that up just because it isn't true"

    • @slegyras
      @slegyras ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I know. I got noodles all over the table. Pro tip: Don't eat noodles while listening to this woman!

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slegyras what flavour?

    • @block4562
      @block4562 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about when you tell me that

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@slegyras bro. What fckn flavor...!?

    • @slegyras
      @slegyras ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Coastfog Flavour? Is that what the small foil bag contains?

  • @chemelilm9513
    @chemelilm9513 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    Her mate Paul sure did a lot of things in his life lol

    • @puppetguy8726
      @puppetguy8726 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's an absolute legend!

    • @thedoctorwho73
      @thedoctorwho73 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's a busy man!!

    • @Darius89x
      @Darius89x ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We love our Paul. Bless him 😂😂😂

    • @gurgleblaster2282
      @gurgleblaster2282 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish I had a mate like Paul

    • @ed.z.
      @ed.z. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is Paul real or fictitious? Or, does it really matter? I’d watch “The Adventures of Paul” if Cunk was in it.

  • @sphinxtheeminx
    @sphinxtheeminx ปีที่แล้ว +556

    It's good to know Paul's disturbing story is being told by such a reliable witness.

  • @iamgiuseppec
    @iamgiuseppec ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    at this point we need a series about her mate Paul asap in which every episode is centered around one of her stories of him

    • @icarus6492
      @icarus6492 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He should be played by the “a kilogram of feathers” guy

    • @RicketyRocketyRoo
      @RicketyRocketyRoo ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@icarus6492 Limmy!

    • @abdulmalik2824
      @abdulmalik2824 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just pictured James Acaster

    • @salinacarter1342
      @salinacarter1342 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay so...this gal popped into my suggestions...bloody thank you TH-cam! I'm hooked.

    • @zc8673
      @zc8673 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cunk on Paul

  • @leila125
    @leila125 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    No matter how many times I watch this, the line 'he said if he ever saw Christ again He was a dead man' will never not be funny

    • @jx14aby
      @jx14aby ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna try to work that into my weekly breakfast gathering but I just don't think I can master the deadpan delivery.

  • @mushinmomin6020
    @mushinmomin6020 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    This lady is amazing and the writing of this programme is awesome.

    • @panicatthedisconnect
      @panicatthedisconnect ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's charlie brooker i think. I am not sure you'd like him. I do.

    • @bingecringe
      @bingecringe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YUP!!

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 2 programmes, I think

    • @PsychoTrenchcoatKid
      @PsychoTrenchcoatKid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Turalcar but they are both cunk

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PsychoTrenchcoatKid I count Cunk on X as one programme and Weekly Wipe as the other.

  • @tiekogalaxylatte8839
    @tiekogalaxylatte8839 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "My mate Paul told me this joke about this bloak in prison who wore a bib around his backside, and that story went places I wasn't prepared for.. like not even funny, just disturbing.. and when I looked up, Paul was crying."
    😭 My favorite.

  • @markcowley1369
    @markcowley1369 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Absolutely hilarious. Absolutely. Hilarious. She also says, "My mate Paul..." in exactly the same way, every time.

  • @smokelongquarterly8511
    @smokelongquarterly8511 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    She is a master. How on earth does she keep a straight face?

    • @thedoctorwho73
      @thedoctorwho73 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      She doesn't find it funny. Like Mr bean

    • @killeronrhodes
      @killeronrhodes  ปีที่แล้ว +152

      She's a brilliant actress

    • @arushi3762
      @arushi3762 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thought it said the master (doctor who) and tbh didn't even question it, philomena gives massive missy vibes !!

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Her mate Paul gave her a few tips for a good poker face

    • @thedoctorwho73
      @thedoctorwho73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arushi3762 so true!!!!

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Paul is an absolute beast.

  • @chrisotto8370
    @chrisotto8370 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I cannot imagine how much the actual experts have to stiffen and triple-brace themselves when she begins a sentence "My mate Paul..." They know their doom is near.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "And when I looked up, Paul was crying", ironically enough, made me cry with laughter.

  • @jeffreyhill7990
    @jeffreyhill7990 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This is truly on another level of comedy, for the simple fact that no one can tell a story about a bloke eating shit from a shoe straight faced.

  • @k-4234
    @k-4234 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Paul has gone through so much we need a book of his insane achievements

  • @dogbackwards7658
    @dogbackwards7658 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I love her non existent recurring characters. Her ex, Sean. Her aunt. And of course her mate Paul

  • @49prodog
    @49prodog ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "My mate Paul, shit his pants, but still managed to raise 368 pounds!" I'm dying 🤣 😭 😂

    • @vanessahawarden9028
      @vanessahawarden9028 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Utter genius 🦗🦗🦗

    • @jcarter2552
      @jcarter2552 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He raised 368 Because he shat his pant

    • @tbmofoulprinceromero
      @tbmofoulprinceromero ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jcarter2552 Playing the sympathy card, like if Jesus was crucified as a baby.

    • @lilbucky19
      @lilbucky19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y’all are forgetting that they use pounds as currency in the UK, they’re talking money, not weight

  • @jayaraj1043
    @jayaraj1043 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Plot Twist: this TH-cam channel is run by Paul himself. What a legend.

  • @nocturnal_antares
    @nocturnal_antares ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I’m so glad someone finally made this video. I needed to catch up on Paul lore

  • @walterjunovich6180
    @walterjunovich6180 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The Snake Treadmill bit had me pissing myself ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Toni-so7hv
    @Toni-so7hv ปีที่แล้ว +83

    OH GOD FINALLY SOMEONE MADE A COMPILATION YOU ARE A HEAVEN SENT

  • @silence433
    @silence433 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As someone named Paul, I've been waiting for this. Thanks for the compliation.
    I've got to get busy it seems - I got a lot to live up to

    • @blakestormcrow6275
      @blakestormcrow6275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the mainstream media is censoring you, as your name on TH-cam is Faris!

    • @shugmchugh5107
      @shugmchugh5107 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit doesn't eat itself out of a shoe

  • @astrisperspecto4130
    @astrisperspecto4130 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Her description of bein Bipolar is somehow accurate.

  • @harlanlewis1999
    @harlanlewis1999 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "my mate Paul" is the British version of "my buddy Eric"

  • @CosmosProvider
    @CosmosProvider ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Her mate Paul deserves his own show

  • @indramatic
    @indramatic ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

  • @michaelcosby6537
    @michaelcosby6537 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Why on earth did the media ban her? She has two degrees from Oxford, and her mother was a baroness. Pity about her mate Paul, she clearly loved him. I blame social media.

    • @leo-um6yt
      @leo-um6yt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did they…?

    • @askeladd6115
      @askeladd6115 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When did they ban her

    • @florrrina
      @florrrina ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mikey taking the mickey out of everyone here like nobody's business 😭😭

    • @michaelcosby6537
      @michaelcosby6537 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@florrrina Guilty as charged. I’ll come quietly.

  • @hughgrection5674
    @hughgrection5674 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The little story about the snake from 02:02 is one of the funniest things I’ve heard 😂

  • @TaterChip91
    @TaterChip91 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "...intimate skin.." 🤣🤣🤣 I love this woman

  • @robertpetre9378
    @robertpetre9378 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    My mate Paul needs his own mini series based on everything she’s describing😅😂😂😂

  • @rosegarden37
    @rosegarden37 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Paul has been through it

  • @bingecringe
    @bingecringe ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I really hope she reads this comment and all of these comments, so she can see just how loved she really is!!

  • @elektrolyte
    @elektrolyte ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:52 PRICELESS 🤣😂

  • @drishtantsen3724
    @drishtantsen3724 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The words "my mate Paul.." spontaneously increase my blood pressure now.

  • @chaseedwards7024
    @chaseedwards7024 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The snake treadmill one slays me every time.

  • @pastafarian2332
    @pastafarian2332 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When she said “like my mate Paul, punching a tgifriday waiter for dropping his banoffee pie” I felt that.

  • @ishathakor
    @ishathakor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    her mate paul truly has the most interesting life of any human

  • @bigtex4058
    @bigtex4058 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Paul is like a British Al Bundy. Battered and bruised by life, he bravely presses on with foolishness guaranteed to bring more pain.

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paul is Florida Man

  • @elkrafto3514
    @elkrafto3514 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    my love for this woman...cant describe

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paul? Is that you?

  • @none8680
    @none8680 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Italian backpacking story "went places I wasn't prepared for, like not even funny just disturbing."

  • @nekomancer47
    @nekomancer47 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Her Paul stories have the same energy as Ellis’ Keith stories from Left for Dead 2

  • @asimpnamedval4950
    @asimpnamedval4950 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    YES! I've been waiting for this one 😂

  • @Taizu314
    @Taizu314 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never a dull moment with that Paul.

  • @Flufferz626
    @Flufferz626 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We all need a buddy like Paul.

  • @nidasayyed6723
    @nidasayyed6723 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Give her an Oscar for keeping a straight face all the time!

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If they ever retire the Philomena Cunk character, her last appearance we should see her mate Paul.

  • @porcelanek2701
    @porcelanek2701 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Everytime a conversation gets boring I always wanna say:,,That's true, cause my mate Paul..."😅

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mai-met Pohl sounds like an absolute mad-lad

  • @zaiochan5730
    @zaiochan5730 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This woman laugh fuse was blown up years ago and had never been replaced.

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Make a documentary about Paul in which he only appears in pictures, but in every picture he looks slightly different, to the point that he change actors several times throughout the show

  • @benjaminacuna8013
    @benjaminacuna8013 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her conviction in delivering Paul’s antics is everything

  • @stringbeanii
    @stringbeanii ปีที่แล้ว +11

    we've all got a mate like paul that we met during mangling years.

  • @iffracem
    @iffracem 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Diane is an absolute gem.

  • @teachered9736
    @teachered9736 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I had been trying to find a compilation like this hahaha i was this close to making one myself

  • @HarleyQuinn-pi9go
    @HarleyQuinn-pi9go ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope we hear more about this magnificent Paul in the future!

  • @eternalmonkegames1859
    @eternalmonkegames1859 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amazing lady. She belongs in my top 3 comedians.

  • @chuckles665._.5
    @chuckles665._.5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was literally thinking of looking this up and you just fell right into my recommended, thank you for doing the Lord's work💙

  • @dashcamreviewaustralia5633
    @dashcamreviewaustralia5633 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to meet her mate Paul, this guy is a legend

  • @SebastianKaye
    @SebastianKaye ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really want to interview Paul. I wonder if he’d say ‘this one time, my mate Philomena…’.

  • @governor_explosion
    @governor_explosion ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Paul reminds me a lot of Keith from Left4Dead 2. Never seen, no brains, seemingly immortal despite always getting mortally injured.

  • @Musta8787
    @Musta8787 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this compilation

  • @samuelthestrong
    @samuelthestrong ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How does she keep a straight face during each one of these

  • @gorgosanma
    @gorgosanma ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Excellent combination of actress and writer.

  • @raykahn455
    @raykahn455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this all of em these are gold

  • @PFCAutostart
    @PFCAutostart 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "My mate paul invented a treadmill for his pet snake..." I had to pause the video.

  • @jonathandufault2099
    @jonathandufault2099 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

  • @lolleeness296
    @lolleeness296 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the my mate Paul bits of this series 😂

  • @Atheist-feminist-lgbtq-ally
    @Atheist-feminist-lgbtq-ally 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Treadmill for pet snake 😭😂

  • @chipmunke6110
    @chipmunke6110 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been waiting for this, thank you

  • @nicholasduprel458
    @nicholasduprel458 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did this pop up on my list? It's the straight up best suggesting the algorithm has ever given me.

  • @naturalcambion3747
    @naturalcambion3747 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you!

  • @allanmeirelesdesouza1187
    @allanmeirelesdesouza1187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    loved the compilation and the titles are even better haahhaha

  • @Alex-rg5yb
    @Alex-rg5yb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:23 this is when I died

  • @Pleaselikemycomment1
    @Pleaselikemycomment1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol thank you for making this

  • @jasonlefler3456
    @jasonlefler3456 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The ketamine brownies one gave me a good laugh…go easy there, Paul…

    • @jacobhollback2879
      @jacobhollback2879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't imagine four brownies, what a K hole, hahah

  • @thisismyaltaccount85
    @thisismyaltaccount85 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for this

  • @danielsnook5029
    @danielsnook5029 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Paul: Two girls one shoe.😆👞

  • @galevalenti7759
    @galevalenti7759 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love her and Paul! 🤣 Anyone who doesn't get her is either slow or has no sense of humor, imo. I think she's brilliant 👏

  • @charlottewebster4233
    @charlottewebster4233 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine nipping down the local for few pints with Philomena and her mate Paul.

  • @master30805
    @master30805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:47 "Can you prove the moon exists?"
    Hilarious stuff

  • @yellowblob405
    @yellowblob405 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly Paul has lived quite a life.

  • @Falconlibrary
    @Falconlibrary ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Paul's having a hell of a time. He needs a holiday.

  • @zeldamage001
    @zeldamage001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dont know this man named Paul, but he sounds like an f-ing legend!

  • @ZeeroTwoNone
    @ZeeroTwoNone ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “My mate Paul-“
    Oh sh!t, I gotta listen closely to this one.

  • @rotimiadido7779
    @rotimiadido7779 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i would love to meet paul

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need to see Paul in Mandy

  • @dennisbay3035
    @dennisbay3035 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Barely on speaking terms with himself.... awesome.

    • @hi.moriarty
      @hi.moriarty ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Which is quite an improvement, actually." 🤣 That topped it off!

  • @rexringtail471
    @rexringtail471 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everyday I aspire to be more like Paul

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know that when the words "My Mate Paul" are uttered that you are going to get a story funnier than that joke about a bib in a prison

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would LOVE to hear the story of how they met!

  • @ThatOneComposerGuy
    @ThatOneComposerGuy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Paul ever shows up in the show, he god damn better be played by Dame Judy Dench in a fake mustache. 🤣

  • @ethanbox2010
    @ethanbox2010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This one time, my buddy Keith..."

  • @drishtantsen3724
    @drishtantsen3724 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 OMFG lol

  • @shandywarhol4444
    @shandywarhol4444 ปีที่แล้ว

    I subbed, for this alone. Kx

  • @whillyumarie6917
    @whillyumarie6917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized.. “My mate Paul” has the same vibes as “Martin and I” it’s hilarious 😂

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The British Bob Sacamano

  • @rodrigourreaaguilar3105
    @rodrigourreaaguilar3105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need a biopic about her mate Paul

  • @mynameiswoman
    @mynameiswoman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paul chaotic 😂😂

  • @samiteeny9743
    @samiteeny9743 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Paul has like no skin left at the end of this series of adventures