Philomena Cunk: My Mate Paul Compilation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ย. 2022
- #bbc #philomena #documentary #interview #cunkonearth
0:00 - Paul in Greece
0:08 - Red Nose Trick
0:23 - Religious Awakening
0:51 - Encounter with a Waiter
0:56 - Bad Trip
1:15 - Telepathic Superpowers
1:31 - Charitable Contributions
1:51 - Literary Genius
2:01 - Notable Invention
2:20 - Exposing BigTech
2:44 - Debunking "Moon"
2:53 - Prison Joke
3:08 - Paul on Brexit
Thank me later x
Why this shit is in my suggestion?
because you have no mate like Paul
Why don't you pen a letter to TH-cam HQ and find out
@@tomlxyz haha cool. But seriously I don't know why TH-cam keeps suggesting this.
Same here. I’m glad I finally decided to click.
@Jang Di Because it’s on repeat prescription for those unfortunate cases of inherent lack of soh !
I believe we all need a mate like Paul... A man of sheer wisdom and no intelligence.
And so much revenge, if he ever see Christ again, he's a dead man
Paul is my new Hero! Go Paul!
I know a guy like this.
It's...interesting.
Paul represents modern day England
I am a Paul and I can confirm we have lived and have stories bigger than the hobbit
when i tell you i died when she said "the mainstream media is trying to cover that up just because it isn't true"
I know. I got noodles all over the table. Pro tip: Don't eat noodles while listening to this woman!
@@slegyras what flavour?
What about when you tell me that
@@slegyras bro. What fckn flavor...!?
@@Coastfog Flavour? Is that what the small foil bag contains?
Her mate Paul sure did a lot of things in his life lol
He's an absolute legend!
He's a busy man!!
We love our Paul. Bless him 😂😂😂
I wish I had a mate like Paul
Is Paul real or fictitious? Or, does it really matter? I’d watch “The Adventures of Paul” if Cunk was in it.
It's good to know Paul's disturbing story is being told by such a reliable witness.
Ikr
at this point we need a series about her mate Paul asap in which every episode is centered around one of her stories of him
He should be played by the “a kilogram of feathers” guy
@@icarus6492 Limmy!
I just pictured James Acaster
Okay so...this gal popped into my suggestions...bloody thank you TH-cam! I'm hooked.
Cunk on Paul
No matter how many times I watch this, the line 'he said if he ever saw Christ again He was a dead man' will never not be funny
I'm gonna try to work that into my weekly breakfast gathering but I just don't think I can master the deadpan delivery.
This lady is amazing and the writing of this programme is awesome.
It's charlie brooker i think. I am not sure you'd like him. I do.
YUP!!
It's 2 programmes, I think
@@Turalcar but they are both cunk
@@PsychoTrenchcoatKid I count Cunk on X as one programme and Weekly Wipe as the other.
"My mate Paul told me this joke about this bloak in prison who wore a bib around his backside, and that story went places I wasn't prepared for.. like not even funny, just disturbing.. and when I looked up, Paul was crying."
😭 My favorite.
Absolutely hilarious. Absolutely. Hilarious. She also says, "My mate Paul..." in exactly the same way, every time.
My met poul
She is a master. How on earth does she keep a straight face?
She doesn't find it funny. Like Mr bean
She's a brilliant actress
thought it said the master (doctor who) and tbh didn't even question it, philomena gives massive missy vibes !!
Her mate Paul gave her a few tips for a good poker face
@@arushi3762 so true!!!!
Paul is an absolute beast.
I cannot imagine how much the actual experts have to stiffen and triple-brace themselves when she begins a sentence "My mate Paul..." They know their doom is near.
"And when I looked up, Paul was crying", ironically enough, made me cry with laughter.
This is truly on another level of comedy, for the simple fact that no one can tell a story about a bloke eating shit from a shoe straight faced.
Paul has gone through so much we need a book of his insane achievements
I love her non existent recurring characters. Her ex, Sean. Her aunt. And of course her mate Paul
Her aunt and her mate Paul are the best!!
"My mate Paul, shit his pants, but still managed to raise 368 pounds!" I'm dying 🤣 😭 😂
Utter genius 🦗🦗🦗
He raised 368 Because he shat his pant
@@jcarter2552 Playing the sympathy card, like if Jesus was crucified as a baby.
Y’all are forgetting that they use pounds as currency in the UK, they’re talking money, not weight
Plot Twist: this TH-cam channel is run by Paul himself. What a legend.
I’m so glad someone finally made this video. I needed to catch up on Paul lore
The Snake Treadmill bit had me pissing myself ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH GOD FINALLY SOMEONE MADE A COMPILATION YOU ARE A HEAVEN SENT
As someone named Paul, I've been waiting for this. Thanks for the compliation.
I've got to get busy it seems - I got a lot to live up to
I think the mainstream media is censoring you, as your name on TH-cam is Faris!
Shit doesn't eat itself out of a shoe
Her description of bein Bipolar is somehow accurate.
Bipaular
@@JCAN1 DEAD
@@JCAN1 Well played.
Which is… quote and improve actually
"my mate Paul" is the British version of "my buddy Eric"
Her mate Paul deserves his own show
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Why on earth did the media ban her? She has two degrees from Oxford, and her mother was a baroness. Pity about her mate Paul, she clearly loved him. I blame social media.
Did they…?
When did they ban her
mikey taking the mickey out of everyone here like nobody's business 😭😭
@@florrrina Guilty as charged. I’ll come quietly.
The little story about the snake from 02:02 is one of the funniest things I’ve heard 😂
"...intimate skin.." 🤣🤣🤣 I love this woman
What's a red nose
My mate Paul needs his own mini series based on everything she’s describing😅😂😂😂
Paul has been through it
I really hope she reads this comment and all of these comments, so she can see just how loved she really is!!
2:52 PRICELESS 🤣😂
The words "my mate Paul.." spontaneously increase my blood pressure now.
The snake treadmill one slays me every time.
When she said “like my mate Paul, punching a tgifriday waiter for dropping his banoffee pie” I felt that.
her mate paul truly has the most interesting life of any human
Paul is like a British Al Bundy. Battered and bruised by life, he bravely presses on with foolishness guaranteed to bring more pain.
Paul is Florida Man
my love for this woman...cant describe
Paul? Is that you?
The Italian backpacking story "went places I wasn't prepared for, like not even funny just disturbing."
Her Paul stories have the same energy as Ellis’ Keith stories from Left for Dead 2
YES! I've been waiting for this one 😂
Never a dull moment with that Paul.
We all need a buddy like Paul.
Give her an Oscar for keeping a straight face all the time!
If they ever retire the Philomena Cunk character, her last appearance we should see her mate Paul.
Everytime a conversation gets boring I always wanna say:,,That's true, cause my mate Paul..."😅
Mai-met Pohl sounds like an absolute mad-lad
This woman laugh fuse was blown up years ago and had never been replaced.
Make a documentary about Paul in which he only appears in pictures, but in every picture he looks slightly different, to the point that he change actors several times throughout the show
Her conviction in delivering Paul’s antics is everything
we've all got a mate like paul that we met during mangling years.
Diane is an absolute gem.
I had been trying to find a compilation like this hahaha i was this close to making one myself
Same. I got tired waiting
I hope we hear more about this magnificent Paul in the future!
Amazing lady. She belongs in my top 3 comedians.
I was literally thinking of looking this up and you just fell right into my recommended, thank you for doing the Lord's work💙
I want to meet her mate Paul, this guy is a legend
I really want to interview Paul. I wonder if he’d say ‘this one time, my mate Philomena…’.
Paul reminds me a lot of Keith from Left4Dead 2. Never seen, no brains, seemingly immortal despite always getting mortally injured.
Thank you for this compilation
How does she keep a straight face during each one of these
Excellent combination of actress and writer.
Is this all of em these are gold
"My mate paul invented a treadmill for his pet snake..." I had to pause the video.
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS
Love the my mate Paul bits of this series 😂
Treadmill for pet snake 😭😂
I've been waiting for this, thank you
Why did this pop up on my list? It's the straight up best suggesting the algorithm has ever given me.
Thank you!
loved the compilation and the titles are even better haahhaha
2:23 this is when I died
Lol thank you for making this
The ketamine brownies one gave me a good laugh…go easy there, Paul…
I can't imagine four brownies, what a K hole, hahah
Thank you for this
Paul: Two girls one shoe.😆👞
Love her and Paul! 🤣 Anyone who doesn't get her is either slow or has no sense of humor, imo. I think she's brilliant 👏
Imagine nipping down the local for few pints with Philomena and her mate Paul.
2:47 "Can you prove the moon exists?"
Hilarious stuff
Honestly Paul has lived quite a life.
Paul's having a hell of a time. He needs a holiday.
I dont know this man named Paul, but he sounds like an f-ing legend!
“My mate Paul-“
Oh sh!t, I gotta listen closely to this one.
i would love to meet paul
I need to see Paul in Mandy
Barely on speaking terms with himself.... awesome.
"Which is quite an improvement, actually." 🤣 That topped it off!
Everyday I aspire to be more like Paul
You know that when the words "My Mate Paul" are uttered that you are going to get a story funnier than that joke about a bib in a prison
I would LOVE to hear the story of how they met!
If Paul ever shows up in the show, he god damn better be played by Dame Judy Dench in a fake mustache. 🤣
"This one time, my buddy Keith..."
2:53 OMFG lol
I subbed, for this alone. Kx
I just realized.. “My mate Paul” has the same vibes as “Martin and I” it’s hilarious 😂
The British Bob Sacamano
We need a biopic about her mate Paul
Paul chaotic 😂😂
Paul has like no skin left at the end of this series of adventures