20 minutes of me begging to play the game

Your teeth look quite dirty today...
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pain in Human Fall Flat

[@adamdoyle1516]

Missed schlatt saying: “im gonna start a facility where children can gamble, vote and get vaccinated”

[@MistaFinni]

They call him Mr. Enterprise

[@Nanakokuroi2]

Chaotic neutral

[@ethanos2665]

also missed him exposing jeremy fragrance

[@obamasphere8346]

w̸̔͊è̷͂ ̴̏̇ẉ̷̾i̶̟̓l̶͂͑l̶͆͠ ̶́̕b̷̍̚e̷͛͝ ̸̀̋w̴̲̆a̵̐̇ï̵̇t̶̐͠i̶̅̒n̷̅̽g̴̮͛

[@xeli3046]

@@ethanos2665 I love this top note guys

[@magurocha]

"Stop holding my hand, Communist Party!"
-Mikhail Gorbachev, then letting go before shaking hands with Ronald McDonald instead.

[@walkingonneedles]

he chose his preferred poison

[@jamesyates4836]

MikaIzScene yeah burgers aren’t very healthy

[@metalgearzwei]

is this an ERB reference or am i looking too hard into things

[@magurocha]

@@metalgearzwei Im glad you got it-

[@gray9134]

“What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?”
Congrats. Worst sentence I’ve ever heard.

[@loganhowardmusic]

I find it quite amazing

[@jacknotonyt]

Huh he’s not doing anything he dropped out of the election and wasn’t very eligible to be elected in the first place... what do you mean worst sentence?

[@vera39440]

@@jacknotonyt he's inside me

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@vera39440 That is hot

[@mxstical_]

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 LMFAOWEHIUHUWE

[@aj-zc4to]

carson’s like the child at his family reunion trying to get his elderly relatives to not argue about politics

[@hugono3938]

oxfordcomma oj

[@hugono3938]

oh

[@lanesfeed]

little too specific

[@ifeeIcoke]

That was way too specific lol

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

@@ifeeIcoke but way too true.

[@andrewsnyder1552]

Carson: Tries to play game
Josh: *Ape Noises, Quotes Nixon, Grabs Carson, Says Something Political, Becomes Dentist*

[@berryinjection]

Isn’t that just every video with Jawsh

[@zentyler1646]

Don't forget the "Big Men."

[@andrewsnyder1552]

timid
without Carson it wouldn’t be funny, and they wouldn’t have been brought together

[@spicychipgaming2080]

AWOOOGGAA

[@mikem6468]

TOP NOTE
SO GOOD GUYS

[@Gorgonzolacheese12]

It’s amazing how emotive schlatt is despite being in a game when you literally just move your arms to grab things.

[@Styxintheriver]

Thanks Obama, very cool

[@GravyTanker]

@@Styxintheriver thanks Kanye, very cool

[@CptRussiaXD]

This whole video is just an advertisement for big gay ice cream

[@hillybilly48]

it’s really good

[@birdflox1337]

and for fragrances

[@maxboyd7350]

It is actually really good icecream lmao

[@blifford]

ok but where is the small straight ice cream

[@ben88ben]

dior parfum

[@kaimehta1022]

"What are you doing Mike Bloomberg" is a sentence I never expected to hear but here we are

[@Cera_01]

"What are you doing stepbro" but with more energy

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Post timestamp for other people

[@d3m0n4dayz]

@@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no watch the whole video hahahaha

[@windowsxp1902]

7:38 I got u mate

[@jackpoplarski7441]

“What are you doing Joe Biden?” would’ve been 1000x better, but I still love you Schlatt

[@memefarmerhamish]

schlatt saying "are you vaccinated" out of nowhere killed me

[@User-1939t9]

is it because you can relate

[@andrewcarlson3486]

I've got moderna

[@cameroncook6643]

@@andrewcarlson3486 bruh

[@andrewcarlson3486]

@@cameroncook6643 fully vaccinated

[@BoHorn]

It do be hittin different now

[@LifesNotTooBad]

No matter the game, Jschlatt will find a way to schlatt walk

[@toblerorormneron981]

КАК?????

[@semigod368]

КАК?

[@heldenhonig6505]

Me? Gongaga

[@toblerorormneron981]

@@heldenhonig6505 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@toblerorormneron981]

@@semigod368 КАК?!?!?!

[@namenotavailable9016]

Alternate title: " Nixon tries to deport illegal Italian immigrant whilst battling the soviet union, theres also a chef with a gun"

[@defectivepikachu4582]

the chef is another italian

[@bonk9263]

and jermey fragrance

[@swagbucket]

that's a kryoz type of title

[@voidsabre_]

He's not the soviet union, he's the Chinese Communist Party

[@gabrielkellar1935]

Wow, a top note. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentance jeramy ever said was "this is my favorite top note"

[@Eggward]

*intense sniff*

[@Ake-TL]

That’s two words? *Mind blown*

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

I thought it was naught

[@griffenjung9551]

It's grapefruit

[@gannonruby1119]

What?

[@collinsmith870]

schlatt in his community tab: thinking about jeremy fragrance

[@distant2819]

I can't find the video lol

[@kaystar64]

@@distant2819 search jeremy fragrance top note

[@anybodykillin]

collin smith he’s thinking about tax fraud

[@natemajor6560]

20k likes

[@quacked_egg]

He's also probably thinking about Anderson Cooper

[@kerocski]

The 'Jschlatt' version of Duolingo's reminders:
Jschlatt: "Looks like you haven't cunsumed any Big Gay Ice-cream"

[@four0for]

Looks like you haven’t voted

[@u_idiotkid425]

why is it schlatt tho? josh is the one who brought it up lol

[@ellithejoker1046]

Kit10 klawz Jawsh never gets the recognition he deserves

[@masterkeef133]

cunsumed lol

[@Styxintheriver]

“It appears you haven’t been vaccinated”

[@biggykahuna1600]

10:44 josh just mumbling in the back makes this so much better

[@leopatterson8353]

Lol xD

[@nolanbassett854]

"this is rated R this is rated R"

[@ERFMXVCC]

The only times Schlatt isn't constantly thinking about big men is when he's thinking about the big men who is or could be running this country

[@kay0gen479]

Xervelgarde That still is thinking about big men

[@ashikjaman1940]

Tear Drop these men aren’t as big physically but politically they’re massive. Also gay

[@antknees5597]

no he is thinking about his favorite top note. its grapefruit!

[@MartHommes]

Whenever josh plays human fall flat he just transforms into a whole different beast

[@lopamurblamo]

Mart Hommes GTA and Sub Rosa bring that beast out as well

[@optimus27000]

and I love it.

[@Tribuwolf]

He transforms into a lot of different beasts

[@bouncycaptain1361]

His brain just melts whenever he plays this game

[@josephkony3993]

"bruh bru bruh bruh bruhhhh"
- Josh

[@ire5685]

i skipped to a random time and heard schlatt say "gay ice cream" and i just closed the video

[@lexydakitten5102]

big gay ice cream is the best ice cream

[@User-1939t9]

"mm your teeth seem very dirty today"

[@TikkaCurry54]

No keep going

[@AstraCrow]

Amazing how you can write this comment with the video closed.

[@maddiezervas]

Tyanfan they probably came back, why you gotta be petty we just here to vibe

[@nicolasa.3192]

Carson: "Alright fine Schlatt. What would you have me do?"
Schlatt: *_"So I need ten of the BIGGEST men money can buy and th-"_*

[@SienaMW]

lmao

[@nicolasa.3192]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh Thanks, I'll edit it

[@AlleyKatte]

"Let's not get political here"
3 beers later
"IT'S NOT REE-CEES PEE-CEES"

[@gaudencio5964]

CEE-CEE CEE -PEES

[@Coolestcat1984]

PEE-PEES-PEE-PEES

[@staminapilot8929]

CEES-CEES-PEE-CEES

[@beaniecakes124]

CEE CEES PEE ZA

[@strs1nmyeyes]

PEE-REE CEE-PEES

[@prismatica_official]

11:26 the way Josh just innocently says “dinosaurs” is hilarious

[@andrewcarlson3486]

Perfect timing when landed on him

[@melonpie33]

This has got to be one of the most chaotic combinations of friends I’ve ever seen

[@SertQuos]

Slimecicle and Traves would make it more chaotic. Adding then would probably make a chaos singularity.

[@firstlast-pq1tx]

@@SertQuos traves got boring, he used to be exiting and funny but now he just mopes around, doesn't even try anymore

[@SertQuos]

@@firstlast-pq1tx True, but adding him and Charlie would make things more chaotic. More because of Charlie, but Traves does still end up doing funny shit from time to time, even if it is less than what he used to do.

[@theketchupking7794]

i love how josh is either getting bullied, or messing up everybody

[@corbandotson4295]

The vicious cycle persists

[@louswrecktum8787]

It's always one or the other with him. He's called the catalyst for a reason.

[@tripleabattery7732]

Schlatt: You need to go vote
Jawsh: I love Big Gay Ice Cream
Mason: Can cats have Salami?
Carson: *Confused Screaming*

[@firepowder]

I may be remembering wrong but isn't it spelled Slommy?

[@jakedendinger5360]

Jeremy: These are some nice fragrances

[@tripleabattery7732]

@@skuqre Actually, I think i spelled it wrong, it's actually suhlahmee

[@ImTheReverse]

Triple A Battery No, it’s spelled So-La-Me like the musical notes

[@GravyTanker]

@@ImTheReverse actually it is “so lame”

[@loganwilley718]

Awww he didn’t include the part where Jschlatt exposed Jeremy Fragrance as a fraud

[@nathanpillie]

Logan Willey He had to give us hope

[@hugonamenlos7218]

This dude is so insane i dont believe that he can still smell his "fragrances" with all the coke in his nose

[@savo5304]

this is my favorite top note

[@eian_]

DARNIT

[@jrw2319]

there's already a video

[@sip8255]

Jeremy is a meme in germany and him now being a meme in america too is killing me man

[@louswrecktum8787]

Elaborate please

[@jesgluckner]

@@louswrecktum8787 he's a meme for the same reason he is in the video. the man is spitting the same nonsense in both languages

[@somesleepyboii]

Termiclonker was für Papaplatte junge

[@sip8255]

Big Man From Brooklyn this dude probably takes like a shit ton of cocaine and talks nonsense in his vids, but his Parfüme tips are actually pretty good.

[@jesgluckner]

@@Termiclonker bro gar nichts von beiden :(

[@SteamyMcCreamy]

"Your teeth look very dirty today. They might have to be removed." killed me.

[@sammas2611]

Josh's character looks like wet socks personified

[@leahmagee5220]

Sam Masterman the uncle that gives you the eyes at a family party and shouts his political views

[@amanwithnoname2744]

So jfj

[@alexplier6404]

it gives me wet toilet paper balls just smushed together let it dry and get it wet again.

[@wettsocc1531]

OH bOY

[@connormagee9858]

Good sir would you like some salami?

[@eyalder]

This jeremy guy is also a really big meme in Germany. He’s like 40 but acts like 20 or something. He talks so much nonesense

[@PaganGoose]

ey alder I’m sobbing he has a TH-cam channel

[@diorv]

German gang

[@User-1939t9]

@@diorv you want to know what else starts and ends with a g?

[@pmancian4810]

@@User-1939t9 Gulag

[@littlepants5101]

@@User-1939t9 gungangingang

[@geimskip17]

"babe, its 2pm! time for your daily dose of big gay ice cream"
mike bloomberg: yes honey

[@itsrhodey]

Someone really needs to enter Josh into the SCP database

[@User-1939t9]

ask the vending machine to dispense some big gay ice cream

[@playlistking4303]

What are you doing, step-Schlatt?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

His Fall Flat episode where he just glitches supports this

[@ERFMXVCC]

Josh just turns his brain off for these videos and it makes them 9 times funnier

[@C4N1N3Z]

he's literally just "big brain? nooo, i don't even know what that is"

[@PuggoTheForbidden]

7:37 Schlatt “What are you doing Mike Bloomberg” Carson - *Dies on the inside*

[@The.Reilly]

"Excuse me sir."
**Whoosh**
"It has come to my attention."
**Step**
**Step**
**Step**
**Seal noises**

[@izabelachorazewicz7798]

Lmao

[@daltonroller2998]

It’s the Schlatt Walk in Human Fall Flat

[@andrewcarlson3486]

Menacingly walks towards him

[@sadvec6328]

Carson: Doesn't vote
Schlatt: You have lost your vibe rights, hand em over

[@nicolasa.3192]

Should probably redact his nae nae privaledges to just to be sure

[@wavygravy7781]

Make sure to burn his Dab license

[@heather.hosack]

Carson: Doesn’t vote

[@parkerlee1407]

8:37 when you see schlatt walkin

[@Brodrachron]

K

[@a.j.mathwin7723]

Josh's impersonation of Mr. Thirsty from the dentist office scares me

[@JB-uc1if]

tHATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@Stix_n_Stones418]

Don’t let this distract you from Nixon

[@user-df2kg4cd8r]

5:59
Carson swinging away from Schlatt while saying “No!”
Then Schlatt calling up at him saying “Sir! Sir!”
Amazing

[@yungsinclairski8957]

Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about Big Gay Ice Cream
edit: 2.4k likes wow this joke must be funny then I will now beat it into the ground by spamming it in every jschlatt video forever

[@dizzydaisy909]

This stream was months ago

[@yungsinclairski8957]

GabeNewell1337 yeah I knew something felt familiar about this stream

[@kkemo]

thinking about my favorite top note

[@nickthethick7502]

3500 subs, hes at 9500 now

[@PokoChoko]

GaySchlatt

[@aaronvanz5467]

One of my favorite things that Jawsh has ever said "Jane you are so british, and your dad is so british"

[@altijdyogesh]

🤣🐀

[@mr.starfish4965]

I just read that and then he said it.

[@hamboiman2420]

I also love the fact that janes dad was German

[@baileywalters1284]

"why *reesees* ?"
"because reesees peesees"

[@lurkman0823]

What

[@benmcdevitt7036]

I thought mason and jawsh were the most chaotic together. I could’ve never imagined what happened when you throw schlatt in the mix

[@muted__dreamer]

It's terrifying

[@henryboy3656]

Josh taking Carson to the polls is one of the most threatening things I've ever seen

[@u_idiotkid425]

you should see the clip of when his mom threw a waffle at him

[@hunnibee9196]

I’m really sad they took the vod down for this bc I would rewatch it over n over

[@itsBlueshift]

This game literally brings out the most abhorrent and deepest parts of Josh's insanity

[@etaorionis9339]

Gta V also

[@freebooterluckless]

2 episodes within DAYS of each other?
Bro this is a blessing

[@kaptain_komrade3708]

This is from an old stream so

[@MrLongview]

Ben Stringer you mean a gold stream?

[@blew1t]

episodes

[@Trenzalore-gn6xq]

69th like

[@keirstynkat]

Josh's dentist bit seems like a weird, poorly made asmr thing

[@DesolateSumo3]

your teeth are quite dirty

[@tinman3251]

Who needs to craft cake when Steve already got some 😳

[@johngiordano9580]

Keith Glazier true

[@Rjr2536]

😳👉👈

[@Commander_Appo]

Please receive Jesus

[@-magnus-8898]

AppoCraft The Plague Doctor no u

[@justswift5369]

@@Commander_Appo Jesus cannot save us from Steve's *THICC* ass.

[@bartlegoof5949]

Nothing induces fight or flight more than "sir, it seems you haven't voted yet"

[@DeanBerlin21]

This is by far one of my favorite videos of his. This has the same energy as when you and your friends are sleeping over. everyone is just so tired and loopy and everything just becomes funny.

[@rocco_mk]

“WE HAVE TO GET YOU REGISTERED” - Shlatt, 2020

[@tommarr5079]

shlatt

[@TheEpic980]

Thanks for motivating me.

[@talon_xi]

greetings fellow Motivational Lizard

[@motivationallizard8422]

Motivational Lizard who tf are you imposter

[@krakklover]

@@motivationallizard8422 yo this the real motivational lizard ?

[@shinkinshin001119]

After just LOOKING at the video's thumbnail, I know that to expect already.
* It's an old video.
* Mike Bloomberg.
* 10 big men.
* Perfume.

[@K11NNGG]

This is my favorite T O P K N O T

[@notloneliou1217]

Fu

[@heldenhonig6505]

ck

[@erald9222]

1:37
Jawsh: I need you, I need you, come with me
Carson: confused velociraptor sounds

[@s4en]

Jawsh’s outfit is scarier than when cereal didn’t haves milk

[@Chooir]

Queesays yes

[@commitdie6854]

Hello Obama

[@Josh-zu8cr]

But cereal tastes better without milk

[@spicychipgaming2080]

Shut up Obama

[@CorvisNightingale]

its like the "fucker never ate flakes" paradox

[@crunchtime5102]

Why does carson have the Ubisoft logo on his back

[@Neon-ws8er]

Holdyn beaman uber soft

[@davedelirious2180]

Because bwah

[@zanethezaniest274]

Cuz this video is SPONSORED BY ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALA!!!!

[@Someone-sx2pg]

Bwah

[@completelyaverageviewer]

*dis vido es spunsoured bi uBaysuft*

[@Flopo]

Jschlatt: convulsion warning
Carson: what does that mean?
Jschlatt: it means we need to go down there

[@ethan5325]

Honestly, Carson playing any game is hilarious

[@heshiram1188]

Correction: Carson is hilarious

[@obiwankenobi820]

Yes

[@ethan5325]

heshiram I agree.

[@miller8909]

is that a dig at human fall flat 😡

[@mangoroot7703]

Carson *is trying to get to the next checkpoint*
Schlatt: *laughs in 15 minutes*

[@thestickman7880]

I miss these. Times were so much better when Josh and Carson made content together.

[@blaze3547]

"bernie sanders will make gambling legal"
we already have crypto

[@noclist4531]

schlattcoin

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

Man of culture.

[@RadiantBlazeVA]

This comment plus your profile picture sent me for 10 straight minutes

[@kim-dj5oq]

wait i forgot josh was actually good at drawing i love his faces

[@u_idiotkid425]

fr

[@NorsGold]

It took me this video to remember he is very knowledgeable about history, geography, and politics, which explains a lot of his jokes, especially the jackbox episode where he put "Vesuvius"

[@ploopy2782]

Seth Brown he’s intelligent!

[@santino.navaroli]

Jawsh 'Say hi to TH-cam guys!'
First thing I see: "Josh isn't funny"

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

They have no sense of humor

[@gabrielkellar1935]

"This is my favorite top note"
-Jeremy fragrance 2020

[@thebiskymaya]

"It's grapefruit"

[@monke7912]

In Germany he is a meme cause he seems to be on cocaine in every TikTok video

[@gabrielkellar1935]

Jacob Ratajczak i can see that happening

[@theunderdog717]

My favorite too 😳👉👈

[@rrekaf8568]

did you find the video schlatt was playing? i cant find it lol

[@CoveKangaroo]

Kindergarten teacher: "Okay class, what sound does an elephant make?"
Carson: 10:15

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

Full marks on everything

[@imakevideossometimes9144]

9:13 okay ngl I lost my shit at this

[@goobergilmore]

I just realized, imagine how much chaos the fan base bring if carson ever got suspended on twitch

[@erincurrie1560]

Kurbii boi insanity

[@griffonessoul7011]

@@erincurrie1560 the purge would start but it would just be the fan base charging into twitches head quarters

[@zenixrl_]

we would just raid twitter with cereal with and without milk.

[@Sandman3]

@@zenixrl_ on the news that would be hilarious

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@zenixrl_ We'd make Molotov Cocktails out of milk jugs somehow

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

7:38 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?"

[@bustermcthundernut]

My favorite CMC stream I ever watched was this right here, I miss this so much.

[@humiekitten7818]

Yeah

[@EpsilonLovesSharks]

Can't have good shit on the internet cause of twitter

[@nate-ox5lw]

He's returned

[@drewshaw5564]

It ain’t the same I miss him and his old friends

[@ERFMXVCC]

Schlatt likes big gay ice cream for two words:
Gay and Cream

[@nicolasa.3192]

It would have cost you $0 not to comment this

[@dude4310]

Yet here we are

[@skillo7908]

big ,gay*

[@User-1939t9]

would you like to buy some cram

[@smalltok4638]

Big gay cram

[@drifigzmusic3845]

Schlatt in a horror movie:
*breaks down door with an axe*
"Lets bring you to the polls....."
Edit: Thanks for the likes mates, All you people who liked this comment deserve millions of subscribers

[@Ferdiepie.]

LMAO

[@ollee609]

DriFigz in a horror movie Schlatt would be the bad guy

[@wuwuink]

A x e F r a g r a n c e s .

[@petahgriff7196]

Chasing somebody down the street
"Excuse me sir it has come to my attention that you have not consumed any big gay ice cream"

[@DuncStatus]

Sir

[@andrewcarlson3486]

Schlatt: goes political
Carson: my chat is getting political
Schlatt: this is not my fault

[@nonprodoorman6147]

Alternate title: "Nixon performs various war crimes"

[@Praedyth3711]

The fact that josh remembers seeing something about salami on reddit five years ago is a great show of his character

[@crash-ew6hw]

6:03 i love that Schlatt is reaching for carson while holding on the mountain and trying to get carson to consume some big gay ice cream

[@shrekwick9996]

Carson: plays game
Josh: I'm going to stop you right there gamer!

[@OGMagaro]

carson: wants to play the game
the others: *i’m bouta end this man’s whole career*

[@peterg.mainetti9871]

Favorite moments that I keep coming back to:
0:15 Dick Nixon
2:09 Pokemon Go to the polls
2:50 Big gay ice cream
4:24 "Have you been vaccinated?"
7:35 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?"
8:37 Schlatt's walk
9:24 Schlatt goes to the dentist
9:49 "Please stop holding my hand, Communist Party"
10:37 NSFW
12:35 10 big men
13:25 The Jeremy saga begins
14:36 "iT's gRaPeFrUiT"
16:05 "I ONLY WEAR AXE"
16:41 Attempting to row (ft. Jeremy Fragrance)
18:15 Ree-sees
19:26 p e e p e e

[@poozahnuts]

You can't forget the DINOSAURS

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

I just want his new Jackbox stream to be edited cause that shit had me in tears

[@edwin6574]

Is it the one with the rap battles from 3 days ago or a new one?

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

@@edwin6574 new one, just push the button

[@Cruxin]

@@RGBY-tv4hg oh lord i cant wait, i generally can't catch streams

[@Trenzalore-gn6xq]

Dude that stream was so fun, also the amount of baby rage was insane, especially from josh

[@bobbyb6861]

Finally this one, love you Carson

[@Em-nj4uu]

9:13
Why does this trigger my fight or flight response

[@metalben005]

Dick Nixon could be just around the corner

[@visencere]

Schlatt in a community tab : “Thinking about fragrance”

[@jrodddtv2373]

Am I the only one who feels like they’ve seen this video before?

[@BootyMachine]

I think some of these clips were used in a previous vid but I guess Carson decided to pull more from the stream and reupload with the extra footage.

[@micahhradil2551]

a lot of these clips are in the lunch club clips youtube channel

[@mason9099]

jrodddTV he streamed this a little while ago

[@lryiss9407]

You are thinking of this video
th-cam.com/video/_Choe7MITN8/w-d-xo.html

[@Giacomo_112]

jrodddTV I think this was 2 months ago

[@NoTalkyTalky]

The pure chaotic energy of this video makes it so damn good
I miss seeing those guys playing together so much

[@honkrz]

yess im lovin that carsons backkkkk. more good vids to watch during quarantine :)

[@erikstanton7454]

I’m not letting him get away with the fact that Wilbur was in his recommended 3:02

[@blew1t]

im not letting him get away with the fact that he has non-wilbur videos in he recommended

[@edjemonkeys4896]

I've literally blocked his channel from being suggested and TH-cam keeps trying to feed me video featuring me. it's awful.

[@SuperNova69000]

"This is my favorite topknot"
*aggressive sniffing followed by Jeremy Fragrance mating call*
"Smells good, guys."

[@m3li0r42]

9:14 when you’re at the dentist and they put the thing in your mouth to suck out the water

[@ploopy2782]

Priority Gaming his joke but worse

[@organhugger2067]

Priority Gaming this is from something and instead theres a guy drinking the saliva

[@X_clusiive]

You Heathen pretty sure thats cyanide and happiness

[@JohnDoesEverthing]

Isn't that just straight up what the joke was to begin with?

[@User-1939t9]

mm your teeth look quite dirty today

[@kreblz]

My sadness at the end of a CallMeCarson video is immeasurable.

[@Snelf-TF2]

it still hurts that we may never get another video :(

[@strawberryshortcake1258]

@@Snelf-TF2 you're in luck :)

[@Snelf-TF2]

@@strawberryshortcake1258 I KNOW DUDE IM SO HAPPY

[@venom_1072]

Oh I thought you were talking about the fact he didn't go down the epileptic tube at the end if the first map

[@lourencothomaz981]

"I wish there was a way to know you're living the good old days before you've actually left them"

[@NHawthorne]

This has been my emotional support video for the last 3 years

[@williamtew8346]

“Wait he’s a fraud!” -Schlatt concerning Jeremy Fragrance

[@connorwheaton4209]

Literally right after Schlatt said "it knows I'm a man of class" I deadass got an ad for Tik Tok with a guy filling up his bath and toilet with Orbeez. With the caption "Only on Tik Tok"

[@dominatornh981]

Nixon and this video go so well together. After all, the impeachment attempts against him also fell flat.

[@GeorgeCowsert]

Schlatt has such a way with games.
Like, in Minecraft he somehow conveys so much emotion with the simple movement of his head and in Fall Flat he genuinely felt real at 3:20

[@Vaguely.Concerned]

I’m gonna miss you man.

[@mateofiori3856]

i was looking to see if anyone else said something about this, i think a lot of people will miss him

[@xavier5909]

we all will

[@coqoid]

Same..

[@sirname_2163]

yeah

[@sirname_2163]

yeah the one with his cat

[@Lamdam2789]

I LOVE HOW SCHLATT PUT ON JEREMY FRAGRANCE WHEN ME AND MY FRIENDS HAS BEEN MEMEING IT FOR 3 MONTHS HAJAJA

[@bombyx2447]

"I need both of you" -Richard Nixon holding the communist party

[@williambolmer]

Hey Carson, I hope you see this comment, just wanted to say I'm going to be shipped out to the army soon, and I'm hoping when I get back on TH-cam I'll see you making content again, but I hope all is well, we all miss you

[@liamscott5088]

Good luck Will

[@bear8485]

Go get em tiger

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

Good Luck Will 👌

[@Ryliefylie]

Good Luck Will! 👍

[@thecrusader2784]

I hope you did well.

[@russ_bus]

And then I asked, “What’s the deal with airline food?”

[@heldenhonig6505]

Whats the deal?

[@russ_bus]

What’s the deal with airline food?

[@howtobaconreal2167]

Schlatt on his community tab tomorrow : thinking about the better fragrance dior