The Best Commercials Ever Made
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Jawsh - / jawshvevo
Ted - / tednivison
Junky - / junkyjanker
Nick - / 24framesofnick
Quackity - / quackity
Schlatt - / jschlattlive
♦ Commercials ♦
Rat in a Can - • my commercial
Long Stick - • Video
Ratsdropper - • Video
ICE - • Video
Cars - • cars
Turkey Sandwich - • Every Pretentious Car ...
Arnold - • IM IN DEBT
The Pope - • Job_application_1
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The Best Commercials Ever Made - บันเทิง
"He *almost* never moves"
Okay that's actually horrifying
Lmao that had my sides in orbit
The LEDS in my room just turned red. What the fuck do I do I’m scared please help me
*almost never*
Stony Point Highschool Official TH-cam Acc. The pope is near
The Pope is my favorite SCP
Mason: *calls the Vatican for the job*
Schlatt: "Well, if you're hearing this, chances are you've made a very poor career choice"
HELLO? HELLO HELLO?
Sydney Long 📞HELLO! HELLO HELLO!
UHHHHHHH I WANTED TO RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOU
i like how on Turbkey Samdwich he said “BIG HAM” yet it’s turbkey samdwich
Ham and turbkey sambwich
Translation of Carson's Spanish
"My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, spanish, spanish. I am the bathroom? My friend Ted Nivizon"
*POINT*
*Hola*
its funnier to think the editor purposely put “si” to make it look like carson was saying “if”
The fact that Schlatt’s mic kept on peaking makes his performance even more terrifying
FUNNY MIC
FUNNY MIC
that's The schlatt magic, bay-bey!
how do you have 1000 likes
Schlatt needs to win a oscar for his performance in his commercial
His performance was Oscar worthy
Schlatt typing “hey” was easily the most terrifying thing I’ve seen all year.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey fellas.
Hey.
ANy time he says "Hey" you either have to expect disaster or prosperity
It’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream...
It's all a bad dream
?
Its actually a speedrunner vs 4 hunters irl
@@green_frogball1015 the allegations
@@jaydontomlins5361 oh yes I know about those and how it’s mostly the girls fault but hey the female is being defended again
0:45 "Thank you for 3 million"
Ouch...
"Schlatt is typing..." has to be one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen
New meme
new meme
New meme
New meme
new meme
Schlatt's commercial was so viscerally terrifying I honestly think he'd be a good horror movie director
It seemed like a phone guy esk instruction from fnaf lol
Genuinely better than most args
@@VinderTwelve He streamed FNAF fairly recently, I think that's where he got the inspiration from
@@VinderTwelve it's the night 4 call
Schlatt wasn't going to advertise for the position, but when the Pope glowed red he knew his time was running thin
That wasn't him in the discord chat
@@The_Lord_Egg the pope wants more.
“You gotta be better, go faster, fuck harder” truly inspiring
whos reliving the great times we had with carson before the controversy
🤚
People are too soft
I don't even know what the controversy is, cause I completely ignore drama and just keep enjoying watching the people I like to watch
@@tmtmtg there’s not enough evidence to call it manipulation
@@yourmom283 kinda, but also he shouldnt have been doing it in the first place, idk
Schlatt’s ad was scarier than most modern horror movies.
No kidding. . .😨
Anyone wanna call that number and tell me what it is
Zøøm boob woman
I woild invest in all of them if they were that amazing
True
I don't like how schlatt says "ALMOST never moves" when talking about the pope
A L M O S T
there is a very low chance the pope will move...
but never zero
The pope is the new scp 173
hate to bring the bad news, but uh.. pretty sure scp-173 has breached containment
*O-O*
sad that the only comments now are gonna be about the controversy instead of just enjoying the content
Ur contributing to that.
@@alexanderhsu7893 May as well, it isn't gonna change anything.
It’s going back to normal dont worry
Thank god he’s back
ikr, people should screw off and enjoy the content without having to act all snowflake knowing carson had to take a break
Lmao, Gumball’s section is about “the dream”
I still can’t get over how gumball is hanging with the lunch club.
They all have middle school humor
Fuckin.. lettuce
Junky is the best.
Junky is honestly more mature than most of them, lets be honest.
i think junky wants to be associated as junky janker not gumball anymore. i feel like it’ll get to the point where people wouldn’t respect him as junky but as gumball
Carson: sells rats
Nick: sells a stick
Ted: sells physical spyware
Josh: sells cars with a weird aura to them
Junky: sells a samdwich
Quackity: sells murdering kids
Schlatt: he wants to leave the pope but he can’t be unsupervised
Kid Remover
you forgot mason
*turbkey samdwich
Mason: Just sells ICE.
@@YoshiFan15_256 no, its the exact opposite of that
I'm gonna miss carson very much. I miss lunch club and I'm gonna miss him.
I hope he comes back it sucks we will never see these guys together again
@@beefstick3140 yeah but like what is he gonna do when he comes back? Carson is amazing with other people so it'll be very different
@@b00k_emdan-o I don't know what his first video back will be its so weird thinking of his content being different than this tho
What happened
@@mr.anonymous7793 Some drama between Carson and a fan who was underage. And some people say Carson used his "power", which in my opinion is a stretch, to get close to this girl until they had intercourse and the girl acted like he built everything to get to her even though there is proof that she aproached him first.
Who's here after Jschlatt released his advert on his channel?
Tis i
Ye
If advertisers made commercials like this, I wouldn’t skip ads
Oh no...
Absolutely agreed
Hello there
Shhhhhhhh..utup
Obi wan kenobi general kenobi
Schlatt’s commercial legitimately sounds like a dangerous SCP
Oh shit here we go again!
Rip scp
Five nights at Jschlatt's
If no one prays in his presence before he turns red, you become paralysed in a prayer position and your perception of time is slowed.
Schlatt is an scp
my favourite part was where the guy said turbkey samdwich then beat up dream
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since this came out, and he’s finally back
amen
wait hes back????
@@mistasfavouritememory2966 he made a new video
@@fpgsmartz3954 quite the year
@@Ttegegg it has been
Schlatt's commercial is the prologue to a horror game.
Another fnaf bootleg
Another fnaf bootleg
Another fnaf bootleg
Another fnaf bootleg
Another fnaf bootleg
Jschlatt tomorrow: I can’t stop thinking about The Pope
Imagine that without context
yeet man I haven’t seen the vid yet so I’m so confused
the pope wouldn’t let you stop thinking about him. he would constantly remind you of his existence. he is t h e r e always.
"My Pope can't be this cute"
"Thinking about the pope"
“19 and 17 is only a crime on Twitter” moist cr1tical
im sad we cant see content like this from carson anymore (edit 2021 november 6th: OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES!! and carson is back now
i know right
Just rewatch until the pain is gone
@@DeiDrei i try but it never leaves
@@ByngKiurfsrurr although the pain might still be there, and it can never be the same, maybe we can watch carson again someday..
@@o3ovan i hope
The gates to hell:
Josh: walk with me
I’m selling cars
Josh is the Virgil to my Dante owo
I DONT WANNA KEEP WALKING I JUST WANT A CAR
PLEASE I HAVENT EATEN IN DAYS LET ME REST
Plot twist: The reason Josh kept walking was because he was trying to escape the clutches of the pope behind the camera
Walk with me
so that’s what he was looking at
thats who he was talking to off camera
And the pope was trying to kill him using a turbkey samdwich
8:35
I'll just leave this here
Well now
oh fuck-
Oh dios mio
Well aged milk
Lmfao rip
Dude Schlatt standing there with the ominous noise makes everything so terrifying
Junky knows what's he's doing. He worked with cartoon network
*works*
*G U M B A L L M 0 V I E*
His commercial could have been a real gumball skit
yeah junky had an unfair advantage, he actually has been on tv before. i still want that *tu r bk e y s am d w i ch* though
Quackity was right
That was unfair
Turbkey Samdwich
Turbkey Samdwich is incredible because its so close to being realistic.
I love everything about it
I love everything about it
He clearly likes it!
I mean. Take an actor, and make him make a commercial.
It honestly inspired me to just start fucking harder and made me hungry at the same time.
16:19
I went full screen and I thought my Ipad died XDD
"thank you for 3 million" is very unfortunate
Carson: Next up is junky janker
Junky Janker: at aspen dental, smile for zero dollars down with zero worries...
As soon as I started reading this the Aspen Dental ad started playing
Bruh, you live in South Carolina or something? The only place I lived in where I got Aspen Dental ads
Why did I read this as “At Aspen Denial...”
zeek
goon 5, Charl
Another funny thing about Ted’s commercial is, that is not a rat that is a dwarf hamster
Nerd rat
Now THAT is spite! 🤣
thats really funny
no itsa a fukin boinic robot
brilliant isn’t it?
You were good son, maybe even the best at one point.
im rewatching this after the thing but dude, these are too funny
please apply to the internship
schaltt go on a date with carson to the rat warehouse
No i wont schlatt
Schlatt pog =pogschlatt
no :)
I want to invest
I have officially heard gumball saying, “that’s just two lady bugs f***ing”
And it is absolutely transcending to hear
Yeh
The whole ad was so powerful it could yeet god himself around the earth with a slap
F*cking lettuce!
"Invent another t-shirt" was absolutely golden
Do it
Carson should get that internship now that the channel won’t make him any more money.
Notice how schlatt said “the pope *almost* never moves”
*almost*
Thanks for pointing that out Mr. President.
Every night, he moves 10 feet in any direction he so chooses. He seems to aim for any path outside. If he escapes containment, the sky's lights shall change, and all humanity will face final judgment as the sky goes red.
@@samt3412 the pope as he moves in some direction reads native American. The sky goes red and humanity was about to face herobrine. As humanity runs for the sake of their lives the pope never lets them. The event named the "The Pope Fucks Up Everyone" happns every decade. The 2020 event is about to happen ,the Pope shall be revived........
I love you Obama
Schlatt is probably the only person that could make the pope have such a threatening aura
Ask the children what they think about the pope’s threatening aura
His video reminded me of when scp articles genuinely terrified me
@@breadslice9779 Subvert expectations. Make your object _look_ non-threatening. For example: Candy. Sweets. We all love 'em. Lemme paint the scene. You and 6 other friends of yours go to the candy shop. You find out that a new batch of gobstoppers just dropped in, so you all decide to buy some. The man at the counter goes into the back to restock some shelves. Now, being the adolecents that you are, you all immediately eat them up. It begins. You feel a tingling in your neck. It gets worse extremely quick. It starts you feel like a million different things are crawling around in your neck. Then the pain starts. You start coughing up blood, and notice something among it. An... An insect. Squirming.
They're eating you. You scream while you're still able. The cicadas are about done *_converting_* you. You and your friends are all dead, eaten, by the time the guy at the counter comes back.
SCP-1517. Just a bunch of gobstoppers.
this is amusing to read before youve seen thew whole video
apple.
The car salesman one feels like a bad SNL sketch but the main character is in a time loop, knows it, and does not want to tell the audience over fear of being erased
I’m glad he’s back now
Now that Junky isn’t tied to Cartoon Network he’s able to be his full self and he’s fucking hilarious XD
The contract is over?
Ghyfari Ramadhan pretty sure... if CN saw this video they would probs drop him...
@@TheTeleporter101 Because of... Turbkey Samdwich?
@@ghyfariramadhan5813 Hes doing a Walking Dead spin off, also I think Gumball ended already.
BEV!N gumball ended a little bit ago, yeah
I like how jankys is astronomically better than everybody else’s.
*laughs in schlatts commercial*
No way, Jawsh had the best. I'll tell you some more, just walk with me 😂. But for real its a good one, they all were good, that one just had higher production qaulity.
Turbkey samdwich is the best thing said from the holy mouth of junkyjanker. And fucking lettuce was really funny for some reason.
Absolutely! It was so good that it made the others funnier in comparison with something of such high production value. It's been a while since I've laughed that hard
Janky
Please don’t come to these videos to talk about what happened or to trash talk them. Just appreciate it.
God... i miss these days. Even if it was just a few years ago, so much has happened. Thanks, Carson. For entertaining me.
Schlatts comerical is actually for a brand new video game called Five nights at the Vatican
cool
Dude golden popey pazz pear im scared oh no
The goal is to not get molested
Ninth Crusader or... is it? I think it goes in the other direction
Id play
Quick description of what each person is promoting
Nick: product
Ted: business
Mason: campaign (against ice)
Josh: car(dio)
Junky: turbkeysamdwich
Quackity: chaos
Schlatt: night guard job
Schlatt's making a new night at the museum?
five nights at vatican
TheBargainBinGamer night at the vatican
PUrple guy?? Fnaf epic moment. Very cool 😎
What about the bald
8:36 welp
nah
Oh man nice roast
Oh god
Ohhh that aged well
That ages like fine milk
Crying at 5a.m over this 😩 I'm gonna miss these so much
Junky: **has amazingly shot clips, great voice acting and thought-out comedy**
Mason: *hee hee hair dryer go vrrrrr*
I agree, Mason was underappreciated
Josh: w a l k w i t h m e
Schlatt: ✞✞✞✞✞✞✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞
“Fuck harder” words that will echo through time...
Thought out comedy: Turbkey Samdwich
why isn’t anyone talking about junky saying “it’s a computer mouse” about the ratsdropper that’s hilarious
Nah. I want an ad tier list
Time stamp?
no
r/notopbutok
Junky is lowkey funnier than any of the actual adults in this video
everyone, enjoy our old home while we can
i’ll miss this place
No matter how much time has passed, his old videos are always a banger.
Schlatt has made something so terrifying it’s incomprehensible.
that's schlatt for you
Patrick Ausby *his* can’t, p o p e ‘ s lights can.
The fact that the number Schlatt plugged picked up to heavy breathing made it so much more horrific
it's a shame he took the ad down i had that link as a bookmark to really terrify me
schlatt made a fuckin scp
Nobody:
Josh: w a l k w i t h m e
Do you think he was schlatt walking?
you just teleport into the sky for 0.243 seconds lol
youtuebe
i cut down the vid to only when he says walk with me, and its like half of the vid
lmao i put it on yt
walk with me
Can’t believe this is 3 years old already. Passed like it was last year. Such a classic vid
1:36 yeah this is still hilarious
I actually just want him to come back
The fact that the pope "almost" never moves gives me nightmares.
You better start praying
Consider saying a prayer
Same
you better start prayyin
*because the fuckin Pope’s comin*
Start praying or you will be his prey
"thank you for 3 million"
It's over boys.
in the beginning when he said “mi amigos padres sí sí sí sí no no español español. Yo soy al baño¿ mi amigo Ted Nivizon” (yes i translated it all) he really said “my friends parents yes yes yes yes no no Spanish Spanish. I'm in the bathroom, my friend Ted Nivizon”
That's when everyone remembered that Junky, is in fact, an actor.
I never thought I would someday hear Gumball say "fuck harder"
They were doomed from the start
@@-_-murilo2865 *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Childhood completed
Lol true
I love how Cocky Junky is after his commercial, "Any questions?"
Adam Rowan I mean it was the best
I feel like Gumball would do that
I'd be cocky too if I made something as golden as that
Yeah why did he say Big Ham when it’s a Turbkey Samdwich?
@TheHawkRules ! because, *turbkey samdwich*
"Thanks for 3 million"
this is surreal
This hurts because it says thanks for 3 mil and while watching this he’s at 2.96 million
I feel like Schlatt has given himself nightmares
Your pfp makes me want to vomit while dying of laughter
Peter Third Music “epic”
epic pog
You
Junky and Schlatt absolutely did not have to go that hard with their commercials but they DID
Well Junky H A S experience acting :^)
Junky definitely just got a bunch of high resolution clips it's not like he went out and captured all that. I can guarantee it took him no time to put it together. It's not like the editing was anything glorious or impressive, all he did was write a script but everyone did that.
itsShelbeh shut upppp
@@shelboney my guy/girl, junky still has experience acting tho, sure it was voice acting but it' still acting :^)
True
19:41 your wellcome
"thanks for 3 million"
Item #: SCP-5157 "The Pope"
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5157 is to be kept in the corner of a studio room residing in the residence of level-4 Researcher Jschlatt. SCP-5157 is to be kept no farther than 6 feet from a functional light source. A minimum of two guards are to watch over SCP-5157 at all times, and a daily prayer is to be preformed by at least one D-class personnel while SCP-5157 is in its white light stage. Level 2 Clearance or above who wish to study SCP-5157 may do so with the permission of Level 4 Researcher Carson King.
Description: SCP-5157 is a life-size cardboard cutout of the current Head of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis. SCP-5157 cannot be cut, warped, or burned appears to be completely immune to any form of damage
Scp-5157 is sentient, and will change the hue of a light source that is no more than 6 feet away. any personal that are in the room of SCP-5157 will start ti hear a faint ringing in their ears and will hear a voice identical to the pope's reminded them to complete a daily prayer, these noises will stop following the completion of the prayer. If any personal who were in the room fail to pray before the day has finished, any lights within the range of SCP-5157 with turn a dark red hue for 30 seconds before all lights including that from any windows in the room disappear completely before turning on again. all personal in the room who didnt complete the prayer are replaced with a paper note, referred to as SCP-5157-1, where they were last seen, SCP-5157-1 contains a picture of the person that it replaced, under the photo is a short summary of that persons life and a "final verdict" that determines weather they go to heaven or hell, at the bottom of SCP-5157 resides a signature adressed from an entity entidifed as " the judge of all the earth", referred to as SCP-5157-2, any personal who were not in the room but still failed to complete the prayer disappear the exact same, when questioned, any bystanders who witnessed the anomaly admit that they have no memory of the event taking place.
edit: i'm gonna work on this later because im actually kinda interested in this now
keep me updated if you decide to do something
Bruh I really like scps and this was beautiful, do you have an instagram or social media where I can read more?
wait this one is actually pretty good
This needs more likes
Don't edit the comment or you'll lose the heart Carson gave you
Junkys was so good, it perfectly replicates every single modern commercial where you dont know what the hell theyre selling until the very end
Car commercial be like: a car for the next 3 generations, the new subryu 78
This is the worst with car commercials, it’s like a short skit until someone gets into a car at the very end and boom it’s a car ad
@@maximus4375 exactly like what was the point of the last minute of family and friendship
@@maximus4375 the worst are dishsoap ads
Junky created an ACTUAL commercial
I can't wait for Carson to start making these videos again. I've watched this video multiple times and its never made me cry from laughter like it has this time
I think the fact that carson didn't address the situation as soon as it came out kinda makes it way bigger than it was. The silence has been deafening and would be a huge anchor on any new content he makes.
he could come back but he also might not all im saying is dont get your hopes up just yet
@@TruFalco Even if he did address the situation, no matter what Carson says the Twitter mob will misconstrue his words to fit their narrative that he grooming children. I've said this once and I'm going to say it again. A 19 year old is just as immature and reckless as a 17 year old.
@@hideofreakingkojima5457 I agree. Just because someone turns 18/19, doesn't mean they instantly know what's right and what's wrong. That's not how the human brain works at all.
I wish the recent controversy never actually happened because now content like like this will never happen, and I want this exact type of content carson
on the celebritiesbutbald website there is a download link at the bottom that downloads a 1.5 gigabyte zip folder that took me 6 hours to download only for me to realize that it is a picture of dwayne johnson that has been stretched titled "dwaynewide" as well as 5359 copies of said image and nothing else.
you're a true hero, good sir.
The Dwayne virus
It took you 6 hours to download 1.5GB? Where tf do you live? Peru?
@@carebear2707 usa
@@carebear2707 😂😂😂
Nick: sells a stick
Jawsh: sells walking
Ted: sells Chinese Spyware
Junky: TURBKEY SAMDWICH
Schlatt: the most dangerous job
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Schlatt: a death trap made by... The pope?
band kid
I miss this.
Same :[
Carson is gonna be able to hit 3 million soon again
Junky's that one kid who actually did the school project
Or the one that actually does the extra work the teacher says it's optional
Where is that video please someone find it
@@JohnJohnson-jp1wj I need Junky's, Quackity's and Jschlatt's as well for personal reasons
I need the link to Junky's Commertial
Why is this top comment
I hope you know, that is actually a Vatican number...
Schlatt legit made them call the actual Vatican.
Mad lad
millions of people are just now calling the Vatican number and down or up in the comments i read someone just call the phone and they heard woman screaming
@@thelordofgames8849 They didn't answer me, I wanted to hear some wierd shit
@@thelordofgames8849 thats fucking scary
@WreK Tang1e Its a number to order tickets for Papal Mass at St Peter's Basilica, so quite literally to watch the pope lmao
But why didnt they answer?
I miss turbke sanmdwicj
Verified man wow
Can't wait for your 3 million subscriber special
Junky said “Big Ham,” then later revealed the “Turbkey Samdwich.” Something doesnt feel right here
FUCKIN LETTUCE
Turbkey and big ham samdwich
Turbkey ham
Welcome to tesco
No
Carson's intro translated:
My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, spannish.
*Ted joins*
I'm the bathroom, my friend Ted Nivizon.....HELLO.
Yes buddy, point.
j4ckE i feel like he meant puta
I think Janky thought Carson said "puta" and Janky only realized that Carson said "Punta" after he said "Don't say that"
sorry for the bad english
YU
BO
VH-
si amigo, punta
Dude, call me Carson content is the only thing that makes me laugh out loud legitimately today. I miss them
This is still one of the funniest videos ever
Junky: wows everyone with a cinematic masterpiece
Quackity: *YO IMMA TAKE UR KIDS*
Carson isn’t even funny anymore
@@randomyoutuber0976 what are you even talking about?
Random TH-camr097 tf you doin' here then?
Random TH-camr097
Yeah, and your Fortnite Mobile stream far exceeds in quality over this..
YoRHa that was in 2018 lol nice try little boy
Jesus Christ i called the number and I heard a woman’s scream.
Bet she didn’t say the prayer
Oh God
w h a t
The number
I mean that what she gets
Did you hear a red Pope? What color Pope did you hear
Turbkey samdwich will forever live rent free in my head
He’s gonna have to do another 3mil special
Schlatt: "He almost never moves."
Me: "ALMOST?"
Only when hes red
I mean he's alive, he must move every once in a while.
Yeah, I mean, how do you think he sacrifices a gallon of blood?
he has to piss
Only when there is a child he sees
Junky Janker's had quality, Jschlatt's was absolutely cursed, and Quackity's had Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is a tough choice
What timeframe was shclatt?
I prefer to walk with jawsh
I hate when people call him the gumball guy
@@Gladiux0 sameee, like dude, they even mention the name in the video and description, what the fuck
Schlatt
Just happy to hear his laugh again.
I can’t even watch a Carson vid anymore and actually enjoy it, strange how these videos could cheer me up in an instant but now I couldnt even break a smile
I still can, it's not like the Humor has changed.
But I get what you mean, because while watching I always had that thought in the back of my head
@@marlonb1852 guys he's fine she just a girl wanting attention and also even if she was being truthful she was still talking she could have just blocked him and called it a day instead she said oh be my girlfriend carson
I can relate, it's not the same anymore
pain
@@Sandisbad707 watch shlatts video on
the weekly slap