I'm still struggling to believe that josh can literally draw all of Europe and North America by hand perfectly and know every detail about history and still be this cursed. what the hell. he's an absolute powerhouse
I mean, I believe Josh has a major in history. I may be wrong, but if it's correct it explains it. Also explains why hes broken, because so much dumb shit happened it history it'll break anyone
@@bigpigeon2384 holy shit I hadn't even noticed this blew up. It's sad bc this is one of my favorite videos but things with carson ain't looking too hot
Anytime Josh is in character I die of laughter. I love it so much. I can't stop re watching 8:11 for instance. And his persona in the GTA 5 video kills me he is the physical embodiment of my sense of humor and I love it
You've legit created a new form of comedy with this video. And the funny thing is, is that I'm predicting that this won't even be the magnum opus. I'm so glad I'm subscribed to your channel, CallMeCarson.
5:00 "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked." "Interlinked" "within cells interlinked" Half of the entire video is a baseline test from blade runner
Erudite of Stupidity *I peed I peed on my computer I peed I didn’t have anywhere to go I peed my computer is ruined* *Moms photos moms photos moms photos*
7:48 My sister actually used to do fencing, so I literally paused the video, got up, and asked and she just said: “Because everyone else is doing it” So, there you go. But she also said that she does feel embarrassed because of how weird the armor is and where people end up poking people. Also that when she wears the bee keeping suit, she knows that Barry B. Bensons is with her.
don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
This is the only Carson video I revisit periodically; it is the perfect mix of chaos, tomfoolery and purely ludicrous behavior that always cracks me up. Jawsh's improv is the
my humor has changed so much since this came out i feel like, but its just so comforting to come back to this and have a laugh after a really shitty day at work :,) i remember the first time seeing these streams/vids i was with friends and we laughed so hard we cried
This is one of the few videos carson has made that is consistently funny every watch to a point that you can listen to it without looking at the screen and the audio is almost *funnier* hearing it for the thousandth time.
It looks like ugandan knuckles is a trigger Word for Josh and as soon as he hears it he Just breaks completely
Help him.
No girls allowed.
My tree house. My tree house my r u l e s.
K k k k k kidney failure
_Me thinks you have the fat_
I'm still struggling to believe that josh can literally draw all of Europe and North America by hand perfectly and know every detail about history and still be this cursed. what the hell. he's an absolute powerhouse
I mean, I believe Josh has a major in history. I may be wrong, but if it's correct it explains it. Also explains why hes broken, because so much dumb shit happened it history it'll break anyone
@@NorsGold he doesn't have a major yet
Bro he’s fuckin smart bro he’s like big brain yeah haha yes yeah haha
Lol me
Taylormine ! he might just be a savant
“My skin is how I feel :( ”
“m a r k i p l i e r”
I know one person that would feel like that
@@crunchtime5102 Carson?
@Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago As you wish, who is Joe, Ulyasse?
@@rt2459 joe nuts, deez mama
@@thesadfather1239 Wait, that's illegal
He sounded like a text-to-speech spam in Moonbase Alpha
Illyrian Pirate uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
j o h n m a d d e n
aeiou yyyyyyy
Everybody:
Moonbase alpha players: John madden
john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden!
2:22: Furnace, Blast Furnace, Feed The Beast, Infinity Evolved *WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY*
Its just so random and specific its perfect
I would play a fuckin video game with that title
@@gasmaskd9322"FTB Infinity Evolved" is a real modpack for minecraft 1.7.10, it's pretty good
"JOSH JOIN"
"𝙐𝙂𝘼𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙉 𝙆𝙉𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀𝙎"
gee p Connect 4 with Ugandan Knuckles
I read this as they said it wtf
*_G O D I S D E A D_*
"Hey, Dad. Can we go to Gamestop there's a new ga-"
*flies to Gamestop*
DeepFreeze172 I’m just imagining the A-Team theme playing as he and his father are flying in the distance.
DeepFreeze172 josh fucking dies
theres a new Mario ga-
9:50
every other person: *makes well constructed joke*
carson: ._.
josh: moms photos uganda ugan ugandan knuckles balls my balls
carson: *WHEEEEZE*
it's the way he says and delivers the jokes
Markiplier
Dad jokes are cringy until you become a dad, and Carson isn't a dad.
p
Play minecraft jersey shore
6:58 - Carson: “Congo!”
“Oh, no, you mean Conga. Congo is where genocide happens.”
@@charliesmith1197 same
omg sakusa 😳
same
He isnt wrong y'know
@@charliesmith1197 my favorite is probably
"Me thinks you have a fat..."
"wait, travis isn't in this call..."
"*Yes. I. AM*"
is this a jojo reference
@@fats2010MOHAMMED AVDOL
I read that as soon as they said it lmfaoo
6:26
Really living up to that name
1:37 This is when josh just breaks down completely.
@is that a hamilton reference no hes like that
@is that a hamilton reference depends on what do you mean by that. Funny? Yeah
"Retarded"? No
“100 % of elevator deaths happen on an elevator”.
Jawsh 2019
-jawsh 2019*
@@thecapybaramonarch3557 *your mom
On *THE* elevator
I keep reading these types of comments as the people say it in the video help
And in other news, the Earth is round..
Josh: "I only have one number and that is the ghost busters."
"Whats the number?"
Josh: "T h r e e"
4:44
He broke Carson with this
No it's 3
Thrë
-T G C- my favourite clip of the video
Thre-
"me thinks you lie"
"me thinks you have a fat"
7:41
Honestly, Josh is one of the few people that can physically make my sides hurt.
I know right? His void magic is truly powerful
@@bigpigeon2384 holy shit I hadn't even noticed this blew up. It's sad bc this is one of my favorite videos but things with carson ain't looking too hot
@@krazykatedraws1145 He still hasn't said anything lmao
@@pixelga1962 he shouldn’t lol. If he made it straight after it happens then it most likely isn’t an apology from the heart.
@@Sausage_260 that's fair
*the new Josh Soundboard™️ looks great*
I wonder whare the "oh no" button
3
joshboard
Make this a thing. Make this a thing! MAKE THIS A THING!
%٪
"It's been like 4 minutes dude..."
N O G I R L S A L L O W E D
*"My treehouse my rules."*
Frank
@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] frank
@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] *frank*
@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] *F R A N K*
I Peed, I peed on my computer, I peed, I didnt have anywhere to go, I Peed, My computer its ruined
Moms photos moms photos moms photos
U u u u gandan Knuckles
Chungus chuungus ugandan chungus 2016
That was an epic fail, epic..
Tf?
Where you guys at
Your moms house
"Why do you know the author of frankenstein...?" "FRANK"
Frank
@tea bee *FrAnK*
Frank
Anne Frank
Frank
1:37 is when everything starts to go downhill
Only for josh it was uphill for everyone else
No it was 0:00
I refuse to believe that Josh was not possessed during this stream
I worry for the Demon.
QuantumBlur but stronger Apparently the Demon that possessed him has a stuttering problem lmao
@@quantumblauthor7300 same. The demon forgot his walkie talkie in helheim. He can't call a supervisor. He requires a adult
They were playing the Dark map,
1k like
blast furnace?
feed the beast: infinity evolved.
There are 666 likes so i ain't gonna be the one to ruin it
How does this not have millions of views. Ive watched it like 10 times but jawsh kills me everytime.
Same
Me too I cant stop watching help
Yeah I watched like a total of 6 times when it cane out
I'm also cursed, i watched this video like a good 15 times
I'm addicted to this video
I’ve watched this video countless times and I still laugh, from the release of it to present, it hasn’t failed to make me laugh. Thank you Carson.
Yeah, same. It saddens me that we will never get a Carson video with these guys again.
You mean jawsh
father jerry
the inner Machinations of joshes mind are an enigma "spills milk"
“My phone only has one number, and it is the ghostbusters.”
“What’s their number?”
“Three?”
The milk spill was the reason that cereal when no milk
unfunny female when will cereals haves milk
2:23 "Feed the beast, infinity evolved" he's speaking the language of the elder ones
7:10 Josh grabs Carson by the collar of his shirt *”look at me.”*
my personal favorite part. other than Jawsh's dad taking him to gamestop
I'm the captain now
Frank
I love the fact that Carson turns French mid laugh
@@timothykock6799 hauhauhhauh
My balls,
I have not washed in weeks?
Months.
Edit: holy shit this got a lot of likes
"Bruh"
Jawsh: Me thinks you have the fat
Josh rises above human intelligence in all forms colourised:
Only reply
@@JL-iu6ps ur mom
We need Josh as skynet for the next terminator movie
Anytime Josh is in character I die of laughter. I love it so much.
I can't stop re watching 8:11 for instance. And his persona in the GTA 5 video kills me
he is the physical embodiment of my sense of humor and I love it
Does he like psych himself up before getting into the call?
I literally could not stop laughing, funniest thing I’ve seen in my life.
And heard
Your profile picture hurts and blessed me
He turns himself into a pickle
It has stood the test of time.
Bill
Josh sounds like a living malfunctioning google home meme
i can't believe they left out the part where josh says "i call my nut slimer."
You've legit created a new form of comedy with this video.
And the funny thing is, is that I'm predicting that this won't even be the magnum opus.
I'm so glad I'm subscribed to your channel, CallMeCarson.
Mac I need to know what the fuck a magnum opus is
Seth Wenger Magnum Opus refers to the best work an artist or producer has to offer. (I think.)
ツRoku ahh makes sense
No this isnt CallMeCarson this is CallMeCarsonLIVE lol
It’s called «random = funny»
5:00 "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked."
"Interlinked"
"within cells interlinked"
Half of the entire video is a baseline test from blade runner
@@tadpolegaming4510 Yes and yes
“congo!”
“congo? no you meant conga. congo is where genocide happens.”
even better
Tonga
*leopold II has entered the chat*
@@booschniken3367 that’s where fat people happen
@@booschniken3367 Tonga? no you meant ponga, tonga is where genocide happens.
I peed- I-I peed on my computer- it's ruined- MOMS PHOTOS
travis always sounds like hes stuck in some damp pit
*9 month old Josh:* U-U-U...
*His parents:* OMG HIS FIRST WORDS
*9 month old Josh:* Ugandan Knuckles
*Y E E T T H E C H I L D*
Ugandan knuckles ps4 reboot
Rick Sánchez
people subscribed to callmecarson but not callmecarsonLIVE are honestly just subscribed to the second channel and are missing the best content
jerma viewers be like
*Bruh sound effect* I watched this at 3 AM And Started Crying Laughing After "Ugandan Chungus"
I had to take breaks, i couldnt stop laughing
@@gamingdoggo9724
my toilet my rules
who pays the water bill
not them
Google Doggo The Sweaty Tryhard bit and Mom’s Photos bit had me dying of laughter lmao
9:06 “My name is William Science”
Such an underrated line
How so?
wait wheres travis?
*im comin..*
He says as he has already landed
I'm livingw
He was very quiet :(
@@mantea3481 im, liivimg
Josh sounds like a translator going haywire
A LittleDaisy I honestly thought it was a bot or something saying it
Yes he speaks in a monotone voice which is so funny
More like a lagging Source Engine game
I just love Carson’s asthmatic laugh so much
Robots are gonna watch these vida in a hundred years from now and be like "We were created by THESE people"
“ *Get off, get off, Get off, get off, get off! **_Sweaty try-hard, sweaty try-hard, sweaty try-hard_* “
Erudite of Stupidity *I peed I peed on my computer I peed I didn’t have anywhere to go I peed my computer is ruined*
*Moms photos moms photos moms photos*
Remember Carson don't say the gamer word while streaming
@Warspite noooooooooooooooo
TheEvilHD excuse me sir where is your Nword pass?
Gamer is our word, they can use Gamma though.
@@TheAnalatheist the n word pal
mista has 444 likes
"Its brown its turning brown i am rotting i am its turning brown"
7:48
My sister actually used to do fencing, so I literally paused the video, got up, and asked and she just said:
“Because everyone else is doing it”
So, there you go. But she also said that she does feel embarrassed because of how weird the armor is and where people end up poking people.
Also that when she wears the bee keeping suit, she knows that Barry B. Bensons is with her.
Carson:
*connects two cables together*
"I made an open circuit"
Also Carson did nothing wrong :)
ugondun nuckles
I’m gonna miss moments like this
EDIT: HE’S BACK, MADAFUKKAS!!!
Who won't?
hes gonna come back hes gonna come back hes gonna come back im very excited
@@alfiefenton8179 i really hope his friends forgive him and reunite... it would be the best
@@krono6606 jawsh did a q/a and it’s not gonna happen
@@ncaa12cfb92 i know.... and it makes me sad, but i would just love for them to forgive him
Lyrics:
Gotta get the groceries
Gross
Gross
Gross
Groceries
airdnis *G O D I S D E A D*
U-U-U-Ugandan Knuckles
DU-DU-DU DDDD DUEL
My phone only has 1 number and it is the Ghostbusters. What's their number? 3-
this sense of humor is killing me slowly i just said bruh at least 80 times in public like an idiot
3:42 i was literally chonkig on my teasrs from laughter
don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
this was a good one, but you should have built it up
don’t let this video distract you from the fact that despite making up 13% of the population
Emp lemon is this your alt account
With God as my witness, he is broken in half
still laughing my ass off....five years later
“Aksually is raiding with 106 people”
U U U GANDAN UGANDAN KNUCKLES
Not to be racist or anything, but asian peopl- 2:52
Underrated comment of all time
It’s not funny
@@Pete-TsD 2:59
Vertix no I’m just annoyed that some ignorant pussy thinks he’s funny
HU-ARMY Fam you’re subbed to him. It very much is funny you just get butthurt over a joke
carson: "josh say "minecon" in a funny voice"
josh: *"miEEIIINNKaaUUUWWNNN"*
"that wasn't funny"
I was fucking angry and depressed like 10 minutes ago, thank u carson, very cool and keep up the great work.
Wow! Cant believe you would use such language on this channel. Ill tell the teacher.
@@MommyJoolya Hahaha, stop xD
The title is giving me back memories of Carson banging his head on the desk.
Josh is literally the epitome of text-to-speech in an IRL livestream
At 2:51 slow the speed of the video down to 0.25% and enjoy.
?
Shlam 272 LMAOOOOOO
Lmaoo
*W H E E Z E*
Shlam 272 a machine powering up is carson’s laugh ha.ha epicness
2:52 don’t mind me just going to vacuum my room real quick
My mom at seven in the morning
such an underrated comment
2:59 "Get off get off get off get off get off, sweaty tryhard sweaty tryhard sweaty tryhard"
Low Key the funniest shit i ever saw.
Such a bruh moment
I don't think I've been so emotionally drained from a video until now
Josh and Carson are such a perfect comedic duo, I wish to see more of their interactions some day
Please come back big neck man, we really miss you
I come back to this video at least twice a day just to hear the "u-u-uuu-u ugandan knuckles" part and laugh
What I wouldn't give to watch Jawsh's facial expressions throughout this entire video
That would have been so good
._.
What facial expressions?
This is the only Carson video I revisit periodically; it is the perfect mix of chaos, tomfoolery and purely ludicrous behavior that always cracks me up.
Jawsh's improv is the
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This is
honestly
my humor has changed so much since this came out i feel like, but its just so comforting to come back to this and have a laugh after a really shitty day at work :,) i remember the first time seeing these streams/vids i was with friends and we laughed so hard we cried
This used to be my favorite video. Haven’t seen it in years. Came back to try and recall the good times. Man I miss how it was back then
jawsh havin' a stroke
"Methinks you lie."
"Methinks you have the fat."
Savage.
Carson: I'm all alone
Josh: Your mom's house
Still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched
Your humor is currently helping me through relationship troubles, love you man, I hope you never change❤️
This aged well
This is a weird Minecraft texture pack
It's 4k
Unreal engine
its a shader
It’s limited edition that’s why
bUt It'S hUmAn FaLl FlAt StUpId SmH
The best part of the video is from 1:35 - the rest of the video. Josh is great.
i love it when jawsh carries the comedy in a carson video. this and the gta v video are golden classics.
Every time I rewatch this video I'm crying by the end of it oml.
Carson lost 1 brain cell mining diamonds in minecraft
you gain brain cells while mining diamonds
I lost two mining Brown brick
Jawsh has told us more information about Congo than the media has for its entire existence.
Josh was in rare form for this I love it
At 9:56 Carson and his buds land on the d. Thank you Carson for that attention to detail.
3:43 "I don't know what's going on"
Same, TotallyUnoriginalUsername, same
I've watched this like 10 times and it's still just as funny
this is hands down my favorite video on the internet, ive watched it so many times
I can physically feel my braincells slowly dying
2:52 what a wonderful sound
Vacuum
“How do you know the author of Frankenstein”
“F R A N K”
josh in this video made me feel like i was having a stroke
6:29 travis is literally an 11 year old, it’s the best
this is the video that i realized jawsh is my favorite streamer. always go back to it.
I'm in an intense feeling of deep affection with this visual aid for my glimmers.
2:23 he sounds like the number 15 guy
He doesn't, he really doesn't...
Basilisk You mean Chills?
This is one of the few videos carson has made that is consistently funny every watch to a point that you can listen to it without looking at the screen and the audio is almost *funnier* hearing it for the thousandth time.
Josh made the vid xD
Also, what does he say at 2:49?
I watched this video 5 times in a row and kept laughing due to how abrupt the comedy was.
Thank you.
Now I know how I seem to others after witnessing a person talk at random until it's funny...
Feels good man.
I’m just imagining Josh saying all this nonsense with a straight face and it’s the funniest thing ever