Steamed Dagoth Ur

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  • @jhk6558
    @jhk6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2295

    this reeks of trying to hard. not funny at all.

    • @AlissonSilva-ox4uz
      @AlissonSilva-ox4uz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

      Shame on you sweet jhk655

    • @jhk6558
      @jhk6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@AlissonSilva-ox4uz lol, what a grand and intoxicating innocence.

    • @LordProteus
      @LordProteus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Get a load of this s'wit.

    • @jhk6558
      @jhk6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@LordProteus fuck off n'wah

    • @LordProteus
      @LordProteus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@jhk6558 I give your post a thumbs up for being lore-friendly.

  • @xavierl.4889
    @xavierl.4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7966

    "Well, I made it despite your directions."
    Yes, that's my Morrowind experience.

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Same still a pleasurable experience though

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@oliverbean6955 not really when you have to go back and forth on foot to many times and the only other options you have are mark recall and siltstrider

    • @jamesvogel85
      @jamesvogel85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      "Go find an egg mine. It's somewhere in Sheogorad. See you in ten years, maybe."

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sometimes after following exactly where the person says to go I still don't make it and I either have to use the poster/map thing I got with the xbox version or go search it on google. But if I'm really pissed off about it I just use the console commands.

  • @TheRoachDoggJR
    @TheRoachDoggJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
    F I R E    A N D    W A R

  • @Punished_Rustles
    @Punished_Rustles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3660

    dagoth urgers, old clan recipe

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Yeah, and you call them Steamed Dagoth, despite the fact they're obviously CHIMed.

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JohnnyCasey Um, Yes.

    • @Mr.Kachoochoo
      @Mr.Kachoochoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me who's never played Morrowind:
      *Hmm yes the dagoth is very dagoth in this one*

    • @blackhammer5035
      @blackhammer5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should be old house recipe. Vampire are in clans, the Dunmer have houses. About nine of them in all, though House Dagoth was the 6th of the Great Houses, depending on the point in history. Dagoth, like Hlaalu, bops in and out of great house status.

    • @bribabletick7966
      @bribabletick7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackhammer5035 No, I'm pretty sure it's great house status is gone at this point, which is unfortunate, because they're my favorite house.

  • @sc............................
    @sc............................ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3528

    "What region?"
    "A-.. Akulakahn."

    • @Frogoth
      @Frogoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      perfect

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh?

    • @theonlycatonice
      @theonlycatonice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      1:23 Stuttering Dagoth Ur is pretty hilarious

    • @PhantomAlucard
      @PhantomAlucard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Really? Well I'm from the Ashlands and I've never heard anyone use the expression "steamed ash yams."

    • @ltandronicus
      @ltandronicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I like how this all implies Chalmers knows of a place called Akulakahn in upstate New York

  • @matthewlayford1736
    @matthewlayford1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    "Welcome, Moon and Star, to this place where destiny is made."
    "Nyeah."

  • @brycekrispiez714
    @brycekrispiez714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3098

    “THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE”
    “It is not too late for my mercy”

    • @MessiahComing
      @MessiahComing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      The sixth house goes unmourned.

    • @mixhex7344
      @mixhex7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's fucking intimidating

    • @drippinwet774
      @drippinwet774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is getting tiresome.

    • @Maltesfilm
      @Maltesfilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The video was very long so comments like these that help me remember the jokes from the video are nice

    • @r.alexandercorbitt1554
      @r.alexandercorbitt1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Maltesfilm I can relate

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    "Come to the heart chamber, and bring Wraithguard. I have need of it."
    "...For steamed hams...?"

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      You never know wraithguard may be useful in the preparation of steamed hams

    • @getnaenaed99
      @getnaenaed99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It would make a great oven mitt

    • @kazmark_gl8652
      @kazmark_gl8652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@getnaenaed99 Wherever Wraithguard is, part of me Hope's its just someone's oven mitts now.
      like 2000 years after the events of morrowind it's just sitting in the kitchen of some Breton with no idea of it's real value. then the Tamriel equivalent of American Pickers comes by for their shed of unrelated stuff and they just see wraith guard hanging off the stove and flip out like "sir do you know what these gloves are?" and the guy is just like "those are my wife's fancy over mitts"

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kazmark_gl8652 glorious

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “There is no escape!”

  • @thisnameismine
    @thisnameismine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    You know this golem looks quite similar to the Dwemer Numidium.
    Oh, no. That’s the new god of Morrowind. Old sixth house prophecy.
    For Akulakhan
    Yes
    Yes. And you call it Akulakhan despite the fact it is obviously the Numidium!

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      no no it a Vvardenfell dialect

    • @seichhornchen
      @seichhornchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Well I'm from the the Ashlands and I've never heard anyone use the expression.

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@seichhornchen ow no it an Kogoruhn town expression

    • @maldito_sudaka
      @maldito_sudaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love you, fellow Morrowind enthusiasts, you make my day LOL

    • @ACEnBEAKY
      @ACEnBEAKY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't even know enough about Morrowind Lore to get that, but it's still somehow very clever.

  • @wesleyfilms
    @wesleyfilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    “Just stretching my calves on the Ghost Fence!”

    • @theonlycatonice
      @theonlycatonice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao!

    • @lyvanskarox7312
      @lyvanskarox7312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Why are the corpus creatures coming out of the Ghostfence, Seymour? “

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@lyvanskarox7312 "oh, that isnt corpus creatures! Its cliff racers!

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    "You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have in Summerset."

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      "No, patented Dagoth burgers. Old Sixth House recipe!"

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@daedalus6433 for steamed hams?

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Spicystachegamer "Yes."

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@daedalus6433 yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Spicystachegamer *chimed

  • @Davidpostingshid
    @Davidpostingshid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “Good lord what is happening in there?’”
    *“FIRE AND WAR”*

  • @andymac4883
    @andymac4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions..."
    "You've finally arrived! But our records don't show from where."

    • @theonlycatonice
      @theonlycatonice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Please fill in the paperwork and you can be on your way." (ngl I can't do direct quotes but I try)

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in..."

    • @lztn1183
      @lztn1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *loading screen*
      AHH, YES! I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GREYMANE or BATTLEBORN?

    • @r.alexandercorbitt1554
      @r.alexandercorbitt1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@memenazi7078 wrong scrolls

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?"
    "Is this how you honour the Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth."

  • @jamesvogel85
    @jamesvogel85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Chalmers really should have been swamped by several dozen Cliff Racers after leaving Dagoth Ur's house, but otherwise very authentic. 10/10.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SamuraiMarmoset
      I remember, before I played Morrowind, hearing about the abominable cliff racers and their ubiquitous terror. I thought it was a typical exaggeration of a commonly encountered enemy, like the draugr in Skyrim dungeons or patrolling the Mohave without a nuclear winter.
      They were far worse than anyone could have warned.

    • @sirromanov3038
      @sirromanov3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warlordofbritannia Oddly I've never had an issue with them, but I haven't gotten too far in the game yet

    • @barfyman-bf3hw
      @barfyman-bf3hw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sirromanov3038 oh you just fucking wait

    • @grothdrakk-slayer725
      @grothdrakk-slayer725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In my first game cliff racers became trivial quickly, but I was doing a arronach mage and early on ended up being seiged by cliff racers. I spent so many days coming out of that ancestoral tomb and hiding at the door as so the ghosts didn't get me. All while sleeping there for refuge from the swarms of racers.

    • @tristangillis7365
      @tristangillis7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@barfyman-bf3hw "Skraaaaaaaaah!"
      *Gets PTSD from the memories*

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "Dagoth Ur, red mountain is erupting!"
    "What a grand and intoxicating innocence"

  • @apolitekwama7246
    @apolitekwama7246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    This video gave me corprus.

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It cured mine

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This video gave me Fargoth's Ring, the Boots of Blinding Speed and CHIM.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @Aliceuhhh-rq6gw
      @Aliceuhhh-rq6gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a polite kwama
      Your profile pic gave me life

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🙏The sleeper awakes.

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."
    If that's not Morrowind in a nutshell I don't know what is.

  • @hahahano8918
    @hahahano8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Well Dagoth, I made it, despite your directions.”
    “Ah, welcome Moon-and-Star, to this place, where destiny is made. I hope you are ready for an unforgettable luncheon!”
    “Yeah.”
    (Dagoth enters the Heart Chamber)
    “What are you doing?! Damn this thing, my roast is ruined! But what if...I were to purchase corprusmeat, and disguise it as my own cooking? Hohoho, delightfully devilish, Dagoth!”
    (Dagoth begins to clamber over the Ghost Fence. Suddenly, the door to the Heart Chamber opens.)
    “Ah-“
    *Dagoth Ur, with his crazy explanations, the Nerevarine is gonna need his medication, when he hears Dagoth’s lame exaggerations there’ll be trouble in town tonight!*
    “DAGOOOTH!”
    “Ah, Nerevar, I was just...siphoning power from the Heart of Lorkhan. Divine ritual. Care to join me?”
    “Why is there Blight coming out of Akulakhan, Dagoth?”
    “Oh, that’s not Blight, that’s...ash. Ash from the ashed clams we’re having. Mm-m, ashed clams.”
    (Nerevar squints suspiciously, then exits the Heart Chamber.)
    “Phew.”
    (A few minutes later, Dagoth exits the Heart Chamber, carrying a tray of hamburgers.)
    “Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and feast upon these mouthwatering hamburgers.”
    “I thought we were having ashed clams.”
    “Oh no, what a fool you are, I said dreamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.”
    “You call hamburgers dreamed hams?”
    “Yes. It’s, uh, regional dialect.”
    “Uh-huh. What region?”
    “Uh...Central Vvardenfell?”
    “Really. Well, I’m from the Grazelands, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase dreamed hams.”
    “Oh, not in the Grazelands, no. It’s an Ashlands expression.”
    “I see.”
    (The two proceed to eat.)
    “You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have over at Ald’ruhn.”
    “Oh-ho no, patented Dagoth Urgers, old Sixth House recipe.”
    “...For dreamed hams.”
    “Yes.”
    “Yes, and you call them dreamed hams, despite the fact that they were obviously killed.”
    (Dagoth begins sweating as smoke begins pouring out of the Heart Chamber.)
    “Y-you know the-...one thing I should-...excuse me for one second.”
    (Dagoth quickly ducks into the Chamber, then re-emerges, accidentally leaving the door open. Fire, explosions, and various bits of collapsing architecture can be seen through the open passage.)
    “Ahh, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, this is getting tiresome.”
    “Yes, I should be- by Azura, what is happening in there?!”
    “Dragon Break.”
    “D-Dragon Break?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Heart Chamber?!”
    “Yes.”
    “...May I see it?”
    “No.”
    (Dagoth proceeds to escort Nerevar out of Red Mountain.)
    “Lord Dagoth, Akulakhan is collapsing!”
    “No Gilvoth, it’s just a time wound.”
    “Well Dagoth, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you dream a good ham.”
    (Nerevar walks away, as the sounds of crashing and death can be heard from inside the Chamber.)
    “Help! Heeeelp!”

  • @smoothordinator9529
    @smoothordinator9529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "I thought we were having steamed clams."
    *_"THIS IS GETTING TIRESOME"_*

  • @WuSezer
    @WuSezer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "You are a stubborn thing nerevar"
    "I see" lmao

  • @unconscious7219
    @unconscious7219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Steamed ash yams

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    *Welcome Moon-and-Star, to this place where destiny is made!*
    "Meh..."

    • @darkdust
      @darkdust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best part of the entire video

    • @avva4090
      @avva4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A really strong intro tbh

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    “It’s a regional dialect”
    “Uh hu, What region?”
    “Ummm, Northern Morrowind”
    “Really...? Well I’m from Vvardenfell and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase N’wah”
    “Oh not in Vvardenfell no it’s a Solthseim expression”

    • @Terashi
      @Terashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Really...? Well I'm from Vvardenfell and I've never heard anyone use the phrase N'wah."
      Why the fuck you lyin'?

    • @gavind351
      @gavind351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Terashi C0da makes it canon

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I hope you're ready for a grand and intoxicating luncheon"

  • @dr.arielfinch4316
    @dr.arielfinch4316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Fire and War."
    -"A-Aurora Borealis?!"
    This is so much funnier than it should be.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Especially when Dagoth threatened his visitor.

  • @Dirtyblue929
    @Dirtyblue929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    You uploaded this right as I started getting into Morrowind memes. What an insane coincidence.

    • @HarujiSubayama
      @HarujiSubayama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE ENDING OF THE WORDS IS FARGOTH.

    • @Centaur1um
      @Centaur1um 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      coincidence? i think not

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Time for some DAGOTHWAVE

    • @apolitekwama7246
      @apolitekwama7246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually Vivec destroyed coincidence.

    • @aster1222
      @aster1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What a grand and intoxicating coincidence

  • @aragor34
    @aragor34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Charlmers: "I thought we were having Steamed Clams?"
    Dagoth Ur: "This is getting tiresome"
    Even Dagoth knows this meme is going down

    • @5upl1an
      @5upl1an 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what? noooo! *this is just the beginning*

    • @paradisealivegames2403
      @paradisealivegames2403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fool! How could you be so naïve?

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Vivec: "Dagoth the mountain is erupting!"
    Ghost of Dagoth: "No False-God that's just Sheogorath's meteorite about to smash into you."

  • @theangledsaxon6765
    @theangledsaxon6765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    ‘I made it here, despite your directions’
    That pretty much sums up my morrowind experience

  • @perchetuvali243
    @perchetuvali243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "This is taking too long.
    Shame on you!"
    This is my new line for extruding overstaying guests.

  • @deepism
    @deepism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Seymour, the house is on fire!"
    *It is not too late for my mercy.*

  • @harpdedarpdooweee1107
    @harpdedarpdooweee1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "...And bring Wraithguard; I have need of it"
    "For Steamed Hams?"
    Perfect

  • @krashd
    @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Now we need an episode with Apu where you return his golden claw.

  • @aster1222
    @aster1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Fool! How could you be so naive?!
    Uh-huh, what region?

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Uh, Red Mountain?"

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Really? well I'm from house Redoran and I've never heard the phrase steamed hams.

    • @VVRATHH
      @VVRATHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Spicystachegamer328 420 Oh, not in house Redoran. No. It’s a house hlaalu expression.

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@VVRATHH I see *chew, chew, chew * you know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones made by the sixth house in red mountain.

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Spicystachegamer Oh, ho ho! No! Patented Dagoth Urgers. Old Tribunal recipe!

  • @callsta96
    @callsta96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I was born in the right era

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      callsta96 born too late to explore the world
      Born too soon to explore the stars
      Born just in time to explore memes

  • @spacedoggo6591
    @spacedoggo6591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You call hamburgers steamed hams?”
    “Fool! How could you be so naive?”

  • @WarpxD
    @WarpxD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how the dialogue actually works

  • @JunkyardMech
    @JunkyardMech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    nerevar showing up with that skooma instead of ancient dagoth brandy
    is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

  • @mightierthenthesword
    @mightierthenthesword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Steamed Heart of Lorkham

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "GOOD LORD What's happening in there?"
    *_"Fire and War."_*

  • @__-sf1gf
    @__-sf1gf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm a ham. How can you steam a ham? What a grand and intoxicating innocence."

  • @kyore789
    @kyore789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Why the hell is this a meme dude. And I had no idea Dagoth boi was a meme at all. I love the Morrowind community. Happy to see they’re still alive and well.

    • @liam-ethanwallis4924
      @liam-ethanwallis4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/iR-K2rUP86M/w-d-xo.html

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What a fool you are! He's a god! How can't you meme a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive?

    • @zachary8249
      @zachary8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we are still here.

    • @bowmanencore
      @bowmanencore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fire and war. Fire and war never changes...

  • @FilterExel
    @FilterExel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As said by Vivec: "The ruling king will remove me, his maker. This is the way of all children. His greatest enemy is the Seymour, who is the false dreamer. You or he is the shingle, Hortator. Beware the wrong walking path. Beware the crime of benevolence. Behold him by his words."

  • @Peusterokos1
    @Peusterokos1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This video actually contains a philosophical debate here.
    The immortal god, who of which is barely capable to grasps the simplicity of the mortal mind, is trying to empower the mortal. The mortal, him who understands the nature of the god thus able to read its intent and yet not going his way to abuse his knowledge on dagoth. Such is the duality of power in perspective.

  • @notfred1233
    @notfred1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Dear god, what is happening in there!?"
    "Fire and war..."
    That line right there is what made the video for me. Good shit.

    • @notfred1233
      @notfred1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scratch that. Everything past it was great as well. Leading up to it though wasn't the best, but the payoff was great.

  • @MrGutty117
    @MrGutty117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This video is Azura's greatest gift to man

  • @aster1222
    @aster1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    No dislikes....
    Just as expected of a Dagoth Ur's video.

    • @zitrone3257
      @zitrone3257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4 Dislikes... i think Nerevar and the Tribunal have a problem with this.

    • @xarvis9047
      @xarvis9047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zitrone3257 I just saw 4 more. They most likely do. They must lay down their weapons. It is not too late for his mercy.

  • @tyber124
    @tyber124 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And now four years later it went from the clever voice line mix into AI replicating almost perfectly voice of character.

  • @averytherockgod9822
    @averytherockgod9822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Good Lord what is happening in there?!”
    “ *FIRE AND WAR* “

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:29 “It is not too late for my mercy.” Damn that’s cold

  • @HarujiSubayama
    @HarujiSubayama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This is some spicy C0da. MK must me salivating in approval.

  • @awkwardverse
    @awkwardverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Seymour, the house is on fire!"
    "It is not too late for my mercy."

  • @erisk.1707
    @erisk.1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "good lord What is happening in there?!"
    "Fire and war"
    I laughed so God damn hard at that line

  • @QuantumParticle
    @QuantumParticle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "FIRE AND WAR. AT THIS TIME OF DAY, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS PART OF TAMRIEL, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN VVARDENFELL."

  • @TraK19
    @TraK19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    - Why have you come unpreprared?
    - Of course
    **Dagoth Ur goes to the kitchen waiting Chalmers to be preprared**
    - This is taking too long, shame on you!

  • @Bioboss117
    @Bioboss117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
    F I R E A N D W A R

  • @kylehyde215CA
    @kylehyde215CA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Come, Neravar. Welcome! To this place. Where destiny is made.

  • @StyxTBuferd
    @StyxTBuferd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The Morrowind remaster is looking good.

  • @deutschbagnl
    @deutschbagnl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's uncanny how much Dagoth Ur's laugh sounds like Skinner's actual laugh.

  • @Dennis_Reynolds_Golden_God
    @Dennis_Reynolds_Golden_God 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What is happening in there?!"
    "FIRE AND WAR"
    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Spicystachegamer
    @Spicystachegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yes and you say theirs no escape despite the fact that we obviously can use the console

  • @Gh0st652
    @Gh0st652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Aurora Borealis? May I see it?
    What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

  • @percussionfellow6168
    @percussionfellow6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The stutter when he says "Akulakhan" is legendary.

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Why is there smoke coming out of your Red Mountain, Dagoth?"

  • @brajkraft
    @brajkraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Fire and war"
    bloody genius.

  • @Twister980
    @Twister980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "And bring Wraithguard, for I have need of it."
    "...For steamed hams?"

  • @stevemcgroob4446
    @stevemcgroob4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Well Seymore I made it, despite your directions."
    Seymore's House: Discovered

  • @rebbekahcannons9805
    @rebbekahcannons9805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a grand and intoxicating lunchtime

  • @Alex-yl8dz
    @Alex-yl8dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Dragon Break actually determined that Nerevar was never reborn as the Nerevarine and Caius Cosades had to do it diplomatically, this is how it went down.

  • @barak363363
    @barak363363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "God lord what's going in there?"
    "Fire and war"

  • @gainz4dayz576
    @gainz4dayz576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No reason to make Daddy Dagoth mad

  • @cogtroper
    @cogtroper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You are a -stubborn thing- steamed ham, Nerevar."

  • @stevengrant4117
    @stevengrant4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Whats going on in there"
    "FIRE AND WAR"

  • @igi1225
    @igi1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    - ...for steamed clams?
    - There is no escape!!

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i found the video again and i was about to comment this exact same thing again

  • @VirtualCheetah
    @VirtualCheetah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steamed Hams beyond measure, outlander

  • @CyberCommander1990
    @CyberCommander1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Fire and war"
    I lost it.

  • @nobodyofinterest2822
    @nobodyofinterest2822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I FIND THIS PRECIOUS

  • @random_dude_v_4.042
    @random_dude_v_4.042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved purposefully looping some of his words to make him stutter

  • @TheDidiFerr
    @TheDidiFerr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fire and wars

  • @user-lt4zu5pl7c
    @user-lt4zu5pl7c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12/10 i cant believe how much i enjoyed this

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Welcome moon and star!"
    And I'm already dying.

  • @thenoobinater123
    @thenoobinater123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
    fire and war.
    Beautiful

  • @MrFieldy
    @MrFieldy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is awesome. 😄 “Come Nerevar.” 😂😂

  • @Jesse_Dawg
    @Jesse_Dawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is an absolute masterpiece. I have laughed so hard and watched it several times now. Thank you creator

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never played Morrowind but I can't stop watching Dagoth Ur videos

  • @Golemoid
    @Golemoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "then vvanderfell exploded"
    morrowind plot in a nutshell

  • @imaghost2961
    @imaghost2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious!! I love Dagoth Ur as Skinner. It was ridiculously funny when Chalmers caught him and he’s like “Nerevar?! I surrender! I surrender!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @wizardcat4423
    @wizardcat4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh my God what is going on there"
    "Fire and war"
    "Arora borialis!"
    "Grrr"

  • @Mudkippropagandamelody
    @Mudkippropagandamelody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Come to me openly, *MMMM*, and not by stealth"

  • @sweatergod5386
    @sweatergod5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The youtube algorithm is definitely working

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well technically Vvardenfell did explode after Dagoth was defeated soooo...

  • @jackp492
    @jackp492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Appreciate the syncing of his chuckle and skinners shoulder Bob's, very nice

  • @queenfry7634
    @queenfry7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25 that fits perfectly

  • @enclaveleader1789
    @enclaveleader1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a grand and intoxicating innocence, how could you be so naive.

  • @teddybennett1274
    @teddybennett1274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simultaneously not another steamed anything, ever, and this is my new favorite thing for the day.

  • @Vandarte_translator
    @Vandarte_translator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is a god. There is still time to lay down your weapons. He still wants to give you his mercy.

  • @calarakien
    @calarakien 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    TH-cam's onto me.
    Was listening to steamed hams inc, then i found my way to dagothwave through the recommended rabbit-hole, now i'm here. The intersecting point of a thousand streams of consciousness that leads to this kind of meme.

  • @bigguspeepus
    @bigguspeepus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone needs to remake this with the new voice AI

  • @JohnDoe-tt5qc
    @JohnDoe-tt5qc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You know this construct is quite similar to Dwemer tonal architecture.”
    “Patented Akulakhan, old Chimer technology!”
    “…for Walk-Brass.”
    “Yes!”
    “Yes, and you call it Akulakhan despite the fact that it is obviously Numidium?”