UNLESS OF COURSE YOU SUPPORT PAPA MEAT ON PATREON! YOU EVEN GET AMAZING STICKERS THAT DEFINITELY WONT MAKE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS QUESTION YOU! (IM SHILLING, IM A SHILL.)
Judy Garland's story was really sad; she got hooked on amphetamines as a teen because of the Wizard of Oz, the studio head was like "she's a disgusting fat little goblin, starve her" and put her on a strict diet of chicken soup, black coffee, cigarettes, diet pills and amphetamines. The body image issues and drug abuse haunted her for the rest of her life... The whole production of that movie was like a fucking Gulag, it'd be a good Papa video honestly
Ooo it wasn’t chicken soup it was Borscht 🤮🤮 poor girl!!! Also I know you didn’t say anything about this, this is just a general correction Judy wasn’t found on the toilet she was found unconscious on the floor of the bathroom. Still the bathroom but not actually sitting on the toilet. In fact if I’m not mistaken she was about to brush her teeth and just collapsed
@@REIDAE that legitimately came down to her vocal ability’s and the fact that she was bankable. The studio invested a lot of money into her and this was just another movie to make her career grow. I don’t know how true it is but multiple sources report that they purchased the film rights to Oz for her. But that also could just be Hollywood talk. But the bottom line is her name was marketable and her voice was unbeatable in her age range!
I had a seizure on the toilet a few months ago while actively using it. Shhh went everywhere as I fell off and hit my head/face hard on an AC vent, convulsed up against it, then laid on the floor for a while. Afterwards I apparently got back up (still not fully conscious) and sat back on the toilet. When I eventually "came to" the entire bathroom and myself were in need of a very deep cleaning, it was so bad. Massive bruise on my head and a busted lip. My neurologist changed my medication and I lost my driver's license for six months...But at least I lived to tell the tale of *almost* dying on the toilet. 💀🙏🏻
Not gonna lie, My Great grandpa, and my Grandpa both died on the same toilet. When my dad moved in, the first thing he did was redo the whole bathroom so brand new toilet and plumbing
Craziest death I've read was that Greek scholar who died from getting bonked by a turtle that was dropped from the sky by an eagle. It was said the eagle mistook his bald head for a rock.
@@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Another crazy one is Draco of Athens. Where the term Draconian law comes from. Supporters threw hats and coats on him as a symbol of their support. So many that he suffocated under them.
Fun fact about Arius, he once pissed off Saint Nicholas of Myra so much that Nicholas punched him in the face. You probably know Saint Nicholas of Myra by his modern name, Santa Claus. I am not kidding.
12:32 the mutter museum is definitely worth it. You can't take pictures or touch stuff but it's got some cool stuff, and it has a medical herb garden for viewing outside too. They also have a dried out cadaver suspended in air with all the veins and tendons on display. It is a morbid museum though
This sounds cliche but I worked the night shift at a gas station and this old lady comes in and goes into the restroom. Hours later, I realized she still hasn't come out of the bathroom. I called out to her and she didn't answer and I knocked on the door. She had passed away in the stall. I worked alone. It was just me. I called 911 and they told me to check her pulse so I crawled on my hands and knees under the stall to unlock it. That was some trauma that I've never dealt with. This is a true story. I lived in a rural farmtown in Texas. The gas station I worked for is called Allsups. I quit that same day when my boss showed up.
Dude I'm so sorry this happened to you. Crawling on my hands and knees in a gas station bathroom would scar me for life, but fiddling around with a dead body is next level. My heart goes out to you
That's horrifying. I worked at a haunted Italian restaurant and I had to frequently crawl under a specific stall in the women's bathroom before the restaurant opened because it would lock from inside at some point in the middle of the night. Hopefully people who die on the toilet don't end up haunting it forever.
I'm sure her loved ones appreciated that you were willing to check if she was alive. It takes a lot of courage to do something like that, and you should be proud of yourself for being willing to crawl to potentially save another human's life.
I used to work as a body removal technician and I've picked up a few people from off the toilet. It's never a pretty sight and I always felt bad for the deceased in those situations; to be seen in such a vulnerable state in death. There's something I learned on the job that every alcoholic needs to hear. There's a blood vessel in your esophagus that thins over the years with regular alcohol overconsumption. That blood vessel can get so thin that any kind of strain will cause it to rupture, including straining to poop. It takes around 20 panic-riddled seconds to bleed to death from your mouth. I've seen the aftermath of that. The heavy pools of blood in spots all over the room, and the deceased person on the ground, pants down. You can visually track where they ran around panicking before finally collapsing. That sight is something I'll never forget. I'll also never forget the look on a 19 year old girl's face when we took her Mom away after she found her like that. If you're struggling with alcohol please get some help. Don't risk that happening to you or someone you love. Take care everyone.
This happened to a former boss (and family friend) of my family. Lifelong alcoholic. One day he didn't show up for work and the other co-owner of the place went to see what was up and found him facedown in his house, blood everywhere as if he'd been choking on it. Such a sad way to go.
It's called esophageal varices. Some of the veins around the esophagus drain into the liver, and liver disease (like alcoholic cirrhosis) can cause circulatory issues in that pathway. Blood backs up, so those veins bulge into the esophagus and thin out. It's literally varicose veins in the esophagus, but often with thinner veinous walls. You're right, anything from a minor strain to an under-chewed corn chip can cause one to rupture when it's ready to burst. And scenes where that happens do look like murder scenes. The blood doesn't just pour out of the mouth either, most pours into the stomach, irritates it, and causes repeated projectile vomiting. That's why it gets EVERYWHERE. And they inhale a lot of that blood and vomit mix, so they're basically drowning while bleeding out. It's a genuinely awful way to go. Don't get esophageal varices, folks.
Actually heard a story that tales from the trip covered recently about this happening to someone. They survived, but just barely. This resulted in them being sober for 10days for the first time in years. Their esophagus split because they kept vomiting every time they would eat something, and one day they just vomited coffee grounds and them later straight up blood. Their girlfriend ended up taking them to the hospital after seeing all of the blood in the bedroom. It's so horrifying how bad things can get for some people.
Your's is porcelain? Mine's made of wood. It's great for the colder seasons, because it doesn't feel like you're sitting on dry ice. I could really do without the splinters, though.
@@HonestJohn_01.19mine is a homeless man's face. The beard gives a bit of a tickle, but other than that it's quite warm year round, and homie seems to have a bottomless pit for a stomach.
The Müder museum is absolutely worth a trip for someone like Hunter. It’s filled with medical and anatomical anomalies, they have a wall of skulls, mutated fetuses, and my favorite section which is a bunch of drawers filled with objects that have been surgically removed from people’s stomachs. Like I expected all the buttons and coins people swallowed but there are so many safety pins and sharp objects. The museum also had a policy that if you die or lose a body part on the property, they can display it in the museum! My description doesn’t do it justice, but Ik Hunter and people who like his content would LOVE the Müder, I highly recommend
I’ve been working in funeral service for about 7 years now and it happens more often than people might realize. Sucks for everyone whenever it happens but we’re here for ya. No judgements.
Thank you, man. I’m in healthcare and shoehorning poop out of a butthole is a real thing but I know if I was too feeble to get it all out, I’d want someone to scoop it out so ya just do whatcha gotta do
@@bunniesprite Make sure to buy a great toilet and always clean it, at least people who found you would appreciate the quality of the seat. "Although he died on the toilet, he was sitting there like the Thinker statue. And the toilet it's Magnificent!"
15:47 It was actually very common to die of diarrhea back then. The mass loss of water from your body via diarrhea would lead to severe dehydration which is what leads to death.
@@drewgoin8849dysentery is an infection that leads to bloody diarrhea. dysentery isn’t a blanket term for just diarrhea, only aggressive bloody diarrhea. Mainly when you say dysentery people think it’s only bacterial but it can also be viral or parasitic.
@@drewgoin8849 dysentery is actually from consuming bacteria or a parasite like salmonella. Gives you bloody diarrhea, which in turn gets you to become dehydrated.
I'm a coroner, you won't believe how common it is for people to die in the bathroom. When people don't feel well, they tend to go to the bathroom or lay down somewhere. I've gone to many scenes where they're sitting on the toilet or on the bathroom floor.
i’m assuming you often find people wedged between the toilet and bathtub or whatever’s immediately next to the toilet? i’m an emt and lots of people who need resuscitating after a medical emergency on the toilet end up being found in that position
@@sadib4782 if the bathroom have that space. In small bathrooms they usually are leaning against the wall and you have to pull them out if there. But sometimes yes, they are wedged in between the toilet and a bathtub. The most fun part begins when the body is rotting and you have to pull it out from toilet somehow. Had this experience couple of times
Maybe with that samurai, the ninja was so precise he did a perfect stab through the ass into the organs that all you could see on the outside was blood and shit so they saved face and said "uuuhhh yeah dude was shitting for days and then died from cancer or something"
You ever experienced the opposite? Taking a dump that’s so relieving and refreshing it extends your life. Get enough fibre and you’ll know what I mean.
A normal high fiber poo is 30 seconds, like depositing a block of clay. It makes you wonder what the hell people eat that forces them to squat for half an hour.
the mütter museum is totally worth a visit! it’s a museum on medical history and abnormal human anatomy. i’d recommend doing a little bit of research before visiting! it’s a small museum but it’s incredible!
Just another note, women experience heart attacks different than men, with women often experiencing heartburn. But it's likely that these feel similar because your body has trouble distinguishing where the nerve and pain is actually coming from inside your torso so your torso just hurts.
I live in Philadelphia. I have been to the Mütter Museum many times and it is definitely worth it. It is a museum full of medical oddities and was used for educational purposes in the past to train doctors. If you want to spend an entire day staring at some of the worst horrors that have ever befallen human bodies, this is the place for you. Fascinating!
It became a meme in my mom's family that if a sick male family member got up and announced he was going to use the bathroom, he was about to die in there. My grandpa had a heart attack on the way to the toilet, and so did my oldest uncle.
For anyone wondering why diarrhea was so deadly in the past, it was probably because of dehydration. If I remember correctly, when there wasn't an epidemic going on, diarrhea (but basically dehydration) was one of the biggest causes of death. When you get diarrhea today, dehydration is still a risk, but today it's more widely known that it is a serious danger during this illness/symptom.
I'm a healthcare worker and I had a patient die in my arms while sitting on the toilet. I walked him to the bathroom, sat him down, and then he just seemingly drifted off to sleep for a moment as I supported him in my arms. I thought he just got a bit worn out walking to the toilet and I was still talking to him like it was normal. Fortunately he had a heart monitor and the nurses rushed in to resuscitate him
I work in Fire/EMS and one day we got called out to an “obvious death” call to basically make sure the patient was expired and didn’t need medical intervention. This highly decorated world war 2 ace was passed away on the toilet. It was very sobering to see him sitting in his final resting position with very little dignity. He was sitting and his body was doubled over with his head hovering inside the trash can he had sitting next to his throne. That image of how a man of such great accomplishments was denied a dignified resting spot still kinda fucks me up.
My dad also used to be fire and EMS and he has had to lift usually dead, overweight people off a toilet because they fell off and got stuck between the toilet in the bathtub. Doing that so much, actually messing up his back.
@@FadednumbersBack injuries are the biggest injury on the job man, there’s a lot of young thundercats out there getting hurt. But hey I hope your dad had a long healthy career doing the best job in the world!
@@jacobholoway3574 he did he ended up using his knowledge from fire and EMS to go back to college and get a another degree he’s now a cardiac nurse practitioner.
This is why I love the snl skit that is a commercial for a toilet that will launch you off of it and out the bathroom door so you can die with dignity.
My dad used to be EMS and fire fighter and he would have to pick up 500 pound dead people that died on the toilet, most of them died from a heart attack.
This video was unironically terrifying for me. More than a year ago, I got salmonella and I didnt know. My stomach pain kept getting worse until I was straight up sh*ttin blood 3-4 times a day. I was basically lifeless by the time I made it to the hospital. This vid makes me feel like I couldve died...
I was gonna clown on you for waiting to go to the hospital but then I remembered I waited 3 days to go in the same situation 💀. I’m 6’2 145 and when I came in I was 125 and almost delirious from dehydration.
The Mütter Museum is so worth it! You cannot take pictures once inside though, so bring a sketchbook if you want to draw inspiration from the exhibits.
Yes! 100% recommend as well. It’s surprisingly small (compared to other museums in Philly) but it’s packed with so much cool medical stuff! And there’s anatomical plushies in the gift shop!
The latrine disaster put the scene from the aristocats in my head. The one with all of the street cats bustting through each floor of a building dancing and singing
I feel like Hunter has a comically large wheel of random video topics (which he assumedly comes up with while controlling fire) that he just spins and goes "Yup. Toilet deaths this week. Write it up, Nick." 😂
@@SatanLiterallyI’m currently watching this video at work and having a shit. Hopefully I won’t die. But If you don’t hear from me in the next several hours know that I died doing what I loved.
Philadelphian here. The Mutter Museum is so cool. They have lots of skeletons, conjoined twins, and Einstein’s brain. It’s definitely a must see! The museum is undergoing a controversial provenance audit, so I’d go see it before they remove anything!
This is definitely how I'm going. I've got Crohn's Disease and have had such painful movements that I pass out from the pain on the toilet. One time I had shooting pains running down my arm and stuggled to move my hand whilst in pure agony, I genuinely thought I was going to die then.
I haven't been diagnosed with anything yet, but I get this exact feeling on a semi-regular basis. Literally feels like I'm going to die. I hope you've found a way to deal with your Crohn's.
@riversnow5771 Thanks for that, not very used to someone saying something kind like that on the internet so it means a lot. I found a way around it after years of being stuck on a chemo med for it by the hospital which was awful and came with a lot of negative side effects. The way I deal with it isn't recommended but it lets me live a normal life. I use Codeine which I know can lead you down a slippery slope and I did fall down that slope but the agony of taking such high does for fun then finding out you don't have any made me respect it as a medication and not as a recreational drug. I'm sorry to hear you are struggling too, especially not know what it is yet. Before I was diagnosed I read a lot and found illnesses it could be and no word of a lie when I read about Crohn's I said to myself that's the last thing I want it to be. (I didn't even think about cancer which I now realise I probably prefer Crohn's afterall xD) Are you in the process of being diagnosed currently?
@@legslarrysmith_ You're welcome! I'm trying, but it's a long process in Ontario without a family doctor. A lot of tests are considered a "last resort" and it takes forever to get them done.
22:12 Oda Nobunaga is a controversial figure, but often looked upon in favor when looking back at history in Japan. Hes often credited with being the first of the 3 great unifiers of Japan at the end of the warlord period. He had a nickname, "the demon daimyo", because of how brutal he was said to be in war, which would explain the demon look in the game. Not to mention he was considered a big, stout man for the time. Despite this, he was actually known for being eccentric. He wore extravegant clothing, but his hygiene was often lacking and hair unkempt. He was feared on the battle field because of his bizzare and unpredictable fighting style, which involved tactics like casually strolling up to the enemy only to viciously take them down in a suprising use of force. Personality wise, he was said to be tempermental and crude, acting harshly to enemies or those who betrayed him. Though arrogant, many of his loyal followers considered him honorable and righteous, as when he wasnt upset, he normally took good care of his men, which is what allowed his clan to grow big enough to attempt Japanese reunification. Growth only continued as he was known for extending justice and mercy to the defeated after the heat of battle. He would never live to see reunification as he would end up committing seppuku to avoid being captured by a traitorous advisor, Akechi, who had personal issues with Oda (among other things). The reunification would continue under Oda's retainer, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who became defacto leader of the clan after Oda's death, but not before he pursued Akechi to avenge his master.
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE! I used to work for a conservator cleaning up houses after their death. I had to, I swear again on my life, clean a trailer park unit... The owner died on the toilent and left a nasty stain in the outline of him slumped over on the carpet.. Yes bathroom carpet. But when I learned his name was Lahey... brother... I was so conflicted. Do I laugh my ass off because I'm cleaning Mr. Layhey's trailer and nobody will ever believe me? Or do I feel humbled that this guy who ironically had the same name of a Trailer Park Boy just died on the toilet..... Never forget Mr. Lahey, and Mr. Layhey.
What's terrifying is everytime you shit something could go wrong (especially if you have a heart condition): straining can cause a sudden increase in blood pressure while the PSNS (which causes the body to relax) can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure during bowel movements. Each of these can kill you, especially with underlying heart problems. You also have the possibility of your vagus nerve causing your heart rate to drop which can cause cardiact arrest. One of the other reason many people die on the toliet (or on their way there) is when your body begins shutting down a lot of people will feel the need to use the bathroom (hence why a lot of people have bowel movements when they die) so they go to the bathroom thinking thats all thats happening when really they're dying.
@@Lucas-od4og oh yeah it’s was pretty recent, “In late August 2024, news broke about the tragic death of Denise Prudhomme, a 60-year-old employee at Wells Fargo financial corporation's Tempe, Arizona, office. Reports said her body remained undiscovered at her desk for four days after she last clocked in.” She was just her desk and no one noticed, until the smell. 😬😬
I lived in Philly for a year and this was one of my favorite places to visit. Not only is it insane to see that colon but that have so many wild body parts, skeletons, brains, and anything else you can think of. If you have the chance to go see it please do!
I’ve been to the museum on a school trip; it is quite interesting, there is also this skeleton there where any scar tissue the guy had was made into bone, it looks like the bone growing out like crystals. However, after staying there for enough time you realize that this smell has snuck up on you. It’s the very unique smell of death and it will stayed in my nostril for a whole day after leaving.
When I was a child I would get really anxious about the idea of dying in an embarrassing way and going to heaven. Then like... in my child brain I thought that people would be just chatting in line before heaven and I'd imagine how horrible it would be to have to hear like: "I died of old age, lived until 100." And "I died rescuing someone from mortal danger." Only for the line to look at me and for me to say, "I choked on a McDonald's fry...." and then they'd surely all laugh. Anyway. 26 years later and I have social anxiety, who woulda guessed lmao 😂
i love hearing people's perspectives from when they were kids, especially those from other cultures, when push comes to shove, we all really have the same brain so young lol
Most deaths have "embarrassing" things about them, so if that's what the afterlife is like, you wouldn't be the only one with an "embarrassing" story. Idk if it helps or not but what I'm I'm trying to say is, you wouldn't be alone and the other people would most likely understand.
am loving you and all you production team so ridiculously much! you guys have so brilliant sense of humor. I can't find something even closely satisfying in youtube.
In Slovenia there's a castle where a noble got killed on the toilet one morning in the 15th century. He was hiding in the castle from an Austrian army who were camped just outside, one morning the noble's servant ratted him out and they shot a cannonball into the outhouse. I think it's the most pirate way of dying, even if they were on land.
A bit of a different "toilet death" story that I learned from my parents. Many years ago, a friend of theirs accidentally killed themselves when using a plunger in a toilet. Somehow the guy used too much force, and the handle of the plunger shot upwards and impaled through his eye socket, killing him.
12:23 I've been to the Mütter Museum. Not only is it worth it; I'm shocked Papa Meat already hasn't been there. Whether the genuine specimens are still there anymore, though, I'm not sure. There was/is a campaign to retire the preserved specimens because they weren't exactly acquired by ethical means. And would be replaced by wax models, if the campaign for replacement is still taking place
Something I really like and appreciate about your videos that may be overlooked is your ad reads. They are always entertaining and fun to watch and by the effort you put into them, you come off appreciative of the sponsor. Way to be!!
as someone with gastroparesis, yes the stool can harden/stiffen/compact inside your colon and intestines making it much harder and painful to have bowel movements
The Swifty Army and the Meat Army need to go to war! We may be vastly outnumbered but we are not outgunned! With Hunter as our Fire bending leader and Nick as our deranged colonel, we will win!
As someone with digestive issues, man I feel so bad for the "balloon man". If I was that guy I would have a diet of mostly coffee, olive oil, and water. Because what else can you even do back then???
Surprisingly, folks during the late 19th Century had a morbid fear of constipation. They believed that everyone was at risk of passing away from "auto toxins", wherein the contents of your digestive tract easily could cause blood poisoning.
@@Ekdrink no, the cigs will DEFINITELY do you wrong. Just ask anyone with cancer from smoking. Or both my parents who have permanent horrible sounding coughs from decades of smoking, and are constantly talking about how they wish they'd never started smoking in the first place because it just wasn't worth it.
@@kodomoshawn6729 Both cigs and coffee are laxatives. For a guy like that, with bowels that can't self-regulate and was likely to die early no matter what, cancer was probably the least of his worries... If I had issues that severe, coffee, cigs, olive oil, vegetables, beans, etc. Gotta go for stuff that'll get the ball rolling down there.
@@sadpotato3386 based on how miserable everyone I've known with nicotine addictions are, even around his age, nah. There are other non addictive laxatives with significantly less side effects.
@@madxprofessor must be a regional thing. We’re lucky enough in my area that most of our house calls are hospice calls and in a nice hospital bed that can raise and lower. Or just a regular bed.
Honestly these modern toilets in general aren’t good for us, my mother unfortunately past away from using the bathroom due to straining her heart and going into cardiac arrest. Now I’m a tall guy fairly athletic guy so it’s concerning when I’m loosing feeling in my legs because I’m cutting off blood circulation when I sit on toilet after one to many crunch wrap supremes. There has to be a solution for this problem.
You need to buy a taller toilet. Standard toilets are made to average specifications, being 5’8 or smaller. It costs more, but it’s worth every penny if you’re tall.
I have cyclic vomiting syndrome which means every now and again i have to cry for 8 hours on the bathroom floor with severe internal cramps and obviously vomiting. That being said, i am so upset that i may be found dead with my face in a toilet one day. I feel like thats worse than being on it 🗿
Can relate I've got the crohns which leads to vomiting for days amongst the other things. I've felt like I'd almost pass out on the toilet a few times during so and also while puking laying in bed (I keep a needed trash bag next to my bed because I have to lay down) Good luck to you bro ✌
My six year old has this exact same condition. She's had it for about three or four years now. It sucks because it hits her out of nowhere and it lasts pretty much the whole day, with vomiting every 30min or so.
Oda Nobunaga did commit atrocities but he is remembered as a hero. Although in his time many regarded him as “The Devil King Nobunaga”. He was remembered as one of the Three Great Heroes of the Sengoku period, along with Tokugawa Ieyasu, and Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who were his closest allies and personal friends who unified Japan after his death. Toyotomi Hideyoshi also had the Nickname “Kozaru” meaning little monkey, because he was small, skinny, and agile.
when I was a railroad contractor, the lead repairman explained the "shit demon". Basically, it's when you're doing fine, no signs of being sick or anything, and all of a sudden you get *that* tummy gurgle and it's either find a toilet, or blast a hole through your pants.
Yikes! I used to illegally park my car in an abandoned parking garage because I was too broke to pay off my tickets/renew my parking pass for the neighborhood. I parked it in the corner of the garage so that prying eyes (security) wouldn’t see it but it was also a homeless encampment. One day I very nearly stepped in a situation like that, just shit graffiti all over the wall and the floor. I wanna lie and say “that inspired me to get MY shit together and pay off my debts” but this is real life and I kept parking there (different spot) for another 3 weeks and got to watch in wonder how diarrhea morphs in different stages (it didn’t magically go away and no one cleaned it).
tmi 😏 It's not that bad, but my body has decided that 10 minutes before the start of my shift, LITERALLY EVERY DAY, I will shit one way or another. Thankfully I can hold it in for those 10 minutes in order to clock in on time. Then I get to shit on company time. But as much as I like the idea of shitting on company time, it is rather annoying that's how every single one of my days start haha (why not shit before hand? despite my best efforts to eat lots of fiber and take gut health supplements, my shits almost always take 10minutes minimum, but usually closer to 20-30min, so that 10ish minute window is just too short)
@@Squigdude13 “Larry” - because that’s who did it. I’d always just shake my head and say fucking Larry. He was a really nice southern dude but very schizophrenic. Sometimes you’d catch him in a moment of clarity and he’d just be sweet and jovial, other times he was walking around shirtless with knee high waders and a fisherman cap screaming about how Jesus Christ was coming back to fucking kill us all.
19:23 Made me laugh so hard I was not expecting the somber music of my people. They really hit you like that sometimes. Shout out to the editor you’re a real one.
after open heart surgery I got really backed up. A week later, I was sitting there on the hospital stool, trying to pass a brick while not straining open my wired-together ribs. good times.
before watching the vid yes toilet deaths are a thing. There a multiple reasons WHY people die there: -Strain for example.. lots of people when they take a dump strain ...which creates pressure and especially older people can actually damage bloodvessels in their brain which causes them to get a stroke on the toilet. -Illness/Overdose etc: where do people go when they feel sick ? to the bathroom usually ... if they then collapse on the toilet and die there then its another case of a toilet death.
I remember watching this really bleak doc years ago based out of LA county on what happens when you die and have no next of kin. One of the first shots is an obese, seriously decomposed guy melting and slumped on his toilet, smushed against the wall. It was so depressingly awful.
Yup. There's two main activities where people spike their heart rate and blood pressure in daily life. Pooping and jacking it. So odds are comparatively high you'll die doing one of those two things if it's gonna be a natural death.
My grandma's neighbor died on the toilet. Ironically, she practically gave birth on the exact same toilet. In the name of dark humor it was said, "With poo and life, the toilet can both giveth and taketh away."
8:13 the story goes that there was a priest who was also walking to the same church to serve alongside Arius but he wasn’t sure if he should or not so he prayed and asked God to somehow tell him if he should support his reinstatement. That was the answer to his prayer.
The death of Arius, the founder of Arianism and one of the first Heretics, has to be one of the craziest examples of divine retrabution. Not just how he died but the timing of when he died is poetic.
i once ate 2 jays peach ghost scorpions that i grew. that afternoon i felt i was going to die on the toilet, by a thousand little ninjas stabbing their way out through my stomach. i imagined police and coroner afinding me on the toilet and that was how i went out...a hot pepper. i now dehydrate and turn my super hots into a spice powder for seasoning and no longer eat them fresh.
I live in Philadelphia and have worked for the mother museum. Yes, his colon is on display. You can stand next to it and take pictures if you want, but if you're into seriously crazy looking medical oddies go every few months we have a specialty exhibit that changes
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UNLESS OF COURSE YOU SUPPORT PAPA MEAT ON PATREON! YOU EVEN GET AMAZING STICKERS THAT DEFINITELY WONT MAKE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS QUESTION YOU! (IM SHILLING, IM A SHILL.)
Next will be about a TH-camr controversy. Not difficult. That or the history of crazy stunt double mistakes leading to fatalities.
@@PixelWolvnice sock account Mr. Meat, you almost had me
I just subscribed to him fairly recently and you couldn't be more spot on haha. Best part is, it's always when you need him the most!
Judy Garland's story was really sad; she got hooked on amphetamines as a teen because of the Wizard of Oz, the studio head was like "she's a disgusting fat little goblin, starve her" and put her on a strict diet of chicken soup, black coffee, cigarettes, diet pills and amphetamines. The body image issues and drug abuse haunted her for the rest of her life...
The whole production of that movie was like a fucking Gulag, it'd be a good Papa video honestly
Ooo it wasn’t chicken soup it was Borscht 🤮🤮 poor girl!!! Also I know you didn’t say anything about this, this is just a general correction Judy wasn’t found on the toilet she was found unconscious on the floor of the bathroom. Still the bathroom but not actually sitting on the toilet. In fact if I’m not mistaken she was about to brush her teeth and just collapsed
why didn't they just cast a skinnier girl instead? I would imagine plenty of girls auditioned for the role.
@@REIDAE loathsome being
@@REIDAE that legitimately came down to her vocal ability’s and the fact that she was bankable. The studio invested a lot of money into her and this was just another movie to make her career grow. I don’t know how true it is but multiple sources report that they purchased the film rights to Oz for her. But that also could just be Hollywood talk. But the bottom line is her name was marketable and her voice was unbeatable in her age range!
Good god, Hollywood is full of monsters.
I had a seizure on the toilet a few months ago while actively using it. Shhh went everywhere as I fell off and hit my head/face hard on an AC vent, convulsed up against it, then laid on the floor for a while. Afterwards I apparently got back up (still not fully conscious) and sat back on the toilet. When I eventually "came to" the entire bathroom and myself were in need of a very deep cleaning, it was so bad. Massive bruise on my head and a busted lip. My neurologist changed my medication and I lost my driver's license for six months...But at least I lived to tell the tale of *almost* dying on the toilet. 💀🙏🏻
glad ur still with us o7
What a brave soul. 🫡
Glad you are ok
Christ, dude. Thank you for sharing your harrowing tale.
Bless your heart ❤
Not gonna lie, My Great grandpa, and my Grandpa both died on the same toilet. When my dad moved in, the first thing he did was redo the whole bathroom so brand new toilet and plumbing
well, atleast it won't be the same toilet
Yeah, good move. That was for sure a cursed toilet.
imagine the ghosts in that toilet
@@weewahwahh "Comode's haunted."
Craziest death I've read was that Greek scholar who died from getting bonked by a turtle that was dropped from the sky by an eagle. It was said the eagle mistook his bald head for a rock.
Just heard about that recently as well
Thank you algorithm
Fr, that’s a crazy way to die
@@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Aeschylus, he was a playwright
@@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Another crazy one is Draco of Athens. Where the term Draconian law comes from. Supporters threw hats and coats on him as a symbol of their support. So many that he suffocated under them.
Draco of Athens. Where the term draconian law comes from is another crazy one.
"That little son of a b**** at Chick-fil-A has ruined my life" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard
I nearly died 😭
Fun fact about Arius, he once pissed off Saint Nicholas of Myra so much that Nicholas punched him in the face. You probably know Saint Nicholas of Myra by his modern name, Santa Claus. I am not kidding.
As an orthodox Christian, hearing Papameat talk about Arius today was not on my checklist 😭
we all knew Santa was secretly a badass
How big of a dick do you have to be to get merked by Santa?
bro on the naughty list forever
I was just about to comment this!
12:32 the mutter museum is definitely worth it. You can't take pictures or touch stuff but it's got some cool stuff, and it has a medical herb garden for viewing outside too. They also have a dried out cadaver suspended in air with all the veins and tendons on display. It is a morbid museum though
This sounds cliche but I worked the night shift at a gas station and this old lady comes in and goes into the restroom. Hours later, I realized she still hasn't come out of the bathroom. I called out to her and she didn't answer and I knocked on the door. She had passed away in the stall. I worked alone. It was just me. I called 911 and they told me to check her pulse so I crawled on my hands and knees under the stall to unlock it. That was some trauma that I've never dealt with. This is a true story. I lived in a rural farmtown in Texas. The gas station I worked for is called Allsups. I quit that same day when my boss showed up.
Feels so odd to “like” this butyaknowwhatimean
Dude I'm so sorry this happened to you. Crawling on my hands and knees in a gas station bathroom would scar me for life, but fiddling around with a dead body is next level. My heart goes out to you
That's horrifying. I worked at a haunted Italian restaurant and I had to frequently crawl under a specific stall in the women's bathroom before the restaurant opened because it would lock from inside at some point in the middle of the night. Hopefully people who die on the toilet don't end up haunting it forever.
Sorry you have to go through that
I'm sure her loved ones appreciated that you were willing to check if she was alive. It takes a lot of courage to do something like that, and you should be proud of yourself for being willing to crawl to potentially save another human's life.
My grandma died on the toilet literally like a month after telling me how that was her biggest fear and it's unfortunately a haunting thought
Dang man, I’m sorry :(
Damn
Damn
I doubt she's scared of it anymore
I’m sorry about that
"YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO EAT THIS YEAR'S WHEAT" is a damn specific threat, and one I'm using.
"Oh god oh god oh god, they're threshing the wheat now!! My time is almos-"
**dies from stress-induced heart attack**
She was right though and they killed her too hastily
FOOLISH ED BOY
I called 911 during a really bad IBS attack before I was diagnosed with IBS because I thought I was dying. The bathroom is a grim place.
"im not being racist, thats his name"
-Hunter, controller of fire
C3-PO got a mouth on him.
Classic balloon man
Talking about who?
- Hunter “windbag” Hancock
I used to work as a body removal technician and I've picked up a few people from off the toilet. It's never a pretty sight and I always felt bad for the deceased in those situations; to be seen in such a vulnerable state in death.
There's something I learned on the job that every alcoholic needs to hear. There's a blood vessel in your esophagus that thins over the years with regular alcohol overconsumption. That blood vessel can get so thin that any kind of strain will cause it to rupture, including straining to poop. It takes around 20 panic-riddled seconds to bleed to death from your mouth. I've seen the aftermath of that. The heavy pools of blood in spots all over the room, and the deceased person on the ground, pants down. You can visually track where they ran around panicking before finally collapsing.
That sight is something I'll never forget. I'll also never forget the look on a 19 year old girl's face when we took her Mom away after she found her like that. If you're struggling with alcohol please get some help. Don't risk that happening to you or someone you love.
Take care everyone.
I regret sorting comments by New 😢
@@Digetter Sorry about that dude 😣
This happened to a former boss (and family friend) of my family. Lifelong alcoholic. One day he didn't show up for work and the other co-owner of the place went to see what was up and found him facedown in his house, blood everywhere as if he'd been choking on it. Such a sad way to go.
It's called esophageal varices. Some of the veins around the esophagus drain into the liver, and liver disease (like alcoholic cirrhosis) can cause circulatory issues in that pathway. Blood backs up, so those veins bulge into the esophagus and thin out. It's literally varicose veins in the esophagus, but often with thinner veinous walls.
You're right, anything from a minor strain to an under-chewed corn chip can cause one to rupture when it's ready to burst. And scenes where that happens do look like murder scenes. The blood doesn't just pour out of the mouth either, most pours into the stomach, irritates it, and causes repeated projectile vomiting. That's why it gets EVERYWHERE. And they inhale a lot of that blood and vomit mix, so they're basically drowning while bleeding out. It's a genuinely awful way to go.
Don't get esophageal varices, folks.
Actually heard a story that tales from the trip covered recently about this happening to someone. They survived, but just barely. This resulted in them being sober for 10days for the first time in years. Their esophagus split because they kept vomiting every time they would eat something, and one day they just vomited coffee grounds and them later straight up blood. Their girlfriend ended up taking them to the hospital after seeing all of the blood in the bedroom. It's so horrifying how bad things can get for some people.
Adding a level of fear as I sit on the porcelain throne.
Good luck sir
The shit just got real...
Your's is porcelain? Mine's made of wood. It's great for the colder seasons, because it doesn't feel like you're sitting on dry ice.
I could really do without the splinters, though.
Living life on the edge
@@HonestJohn_01.19mine is a homeless man's face. The beard gives a bit of a tickle, but other than that it's quite warm year round, and homie seems to have a bottomless pit for a stomach.
The Müder museum is absolutely worth a trip for someone like Hunter. It’s filled with medical and anatomical anomalies, they have a wall of skulls, mutated fetuses, and my favorite section which is a bunch of drawers filled with objects that have been surgically removed from people’s stomachs. Like I expected all the buttons and coins people swallowed but there are so many safety pins and sharp objects.
The museum also had a policy that if you die or lose a body part on the property, they can display it in the museum!
My description doesn’t do it justice, but Ik Hunter and people who like his content would LOVE the Müder, I highly recommend
I’ve been working in funeral service for about 7 years now and it happens more often than people might realize. Sucks for everyone whenever it happens but we’re here for ya. No judgements.
Thank you, man. I’m in healthcare and shoehorning poop out of a butthole is a real thing but I know if I was too feeble to get it all out, I’d want someone to scoop it out so ya just do whatcha gotta do
Thank god for ya cuz now I’m about 90% sure this is how I’m gonna meet my maker
@@bunniesprite Make sure to buy a great toilet and always clean it, at least people who found you would appreciate the quality of the seat. "Although he died on the toilet, he was sitting there like the Thinker statue. And the toilet it's Magnificent!"
I heard you often empty your bowels when you die, so maybe it's kind of a good thing. Better than being found with your britches full
I agree. Clean your toilets in case you die!
15:47 It was actually very common to die of diarrhea back then. The mass loss of water from your body via diarrhea would lead to severe dehydration which is what leads to death.
Yeah, I think it's called dysentery when a person experiences relentless defecation. Dehydration probably is fatal in such cases.
@@drewgoin8849dysentery is an infection that leads to bloody diarrhea. dysentery isn’t a blanket term for just diarrhea, only aggressive bloody diarrhea. Mainly when you say dysentery people think it’s only bacterial but it can also be viral or parasitic.
I love how TH-cam lets insulting comments through and sex bots but if I try to explain dysentery it gets auto deleted. Sick, I love Jtube.
@@drewgoin8849 dysentery is actually from consuming bacteria or a parasite like salmonella. Gives you bloody diarrhea, which in turn gets you to become dehydrated.
Also leaves you very exhausted if it lasts long. Like, passing out exhausted.
I'm a coroner, you won't believe how common it is for people to die in the bathroom. When people don't feel well, they tend to go to the bathroom or lay down somewhere. I've gone to many scenes where they're sitting on the toilet or on the bathroom floor.
i’m assuming you often find people wedged between the toilet and bathtub or whatever’s immediately next to the toilet? i’m an emt and lots of people who need resuscitating after a medical emergency on the toilet end up being found in that position
@@sadib4782 if the bathroom have that space. In small bathrooms they usually are leaning against the wall and you have to pull them out if there. But sometimes yes, they are wedged in between the toilet and a bathtub. The most fun part begins when the body is rotting and you have to pull it out from toilet somehow. Had this experience couple of times
@@sadib4782 yes, that happens too. sometimes they're still on the toilet though, or look like they slid off of it
That's how my grandpa went. He was having a heart attack and went to use the bathroom.
Maybe with that samurai, the ninja was so precise he did a perfect stab through the ass into the organs that all you could see on the outside was blood and shit so they saved face and said "uuuhhh yeah dude was shitting for days and then died from cancer or something"
You ever experienced the opposite? Taking a dump that’s so relieving and refreshing it extends your life. Get enough fibre and you’ll know what I mean.
Fiber and other "healthy" foods always give me horrible diarrhea.
Itsssss sooooo gooooood ugh chia seed poops
One of those coupled with a clean 1st wipe cured my prostate cancer
A normal high fiber poo is 30 seconds, like depositing a block of clay. It makes you wonder what the hell people eat that forces them to squat for half an hour.
@@raptordave Gotta eat them numerous times to get used to the fiber. When you go from no fiber to a normal amount its a system shock.,
Hunter looks like he controls fire from his toilet
Got em!
*colon
Last toilet bender
*insert overused Taco Bell joke*
STOP. JUST STOP🙄
Love the Wendigoon dying in the bedroom cameo
Rip Mr. Goon 😔
The man pissed on stream once lol
@@OrificeHorus You make it sound like he did it on camera 😭
@@OrificeHorusOh c'mon, we've all streamed while pissing.....
@@OrificeHorusToilet Death from Pooping on a Friday the 13th segment lol.
the mütter museum is totally worth a visit! it’s a museum on medical history and abnormal human anatomy. i’d recommend doing a little bit of research before visiting! it’s a small museum but it’s incredible!
1:50 also because for some people, cardiac events feel like digestive issues, so the person thinks they need to use the bathroom.
quite common symptom for heart attack is nausea.
Just another note, women experience heart attacks different than men, with women often experiencing heartburn.
But it's likely that these feel similar because your body has trouble distinguishing where the nerve and pain is actually coming from inside your torso so your torso just hurts.
@@sadpotato3386yess!! i was just about to bring this up, i heard about it a lot in emt school
Also can be vagal response from straining
I live in Philadelphia. I have been to the Mütter Museum many times and it is definitely worth it. It is a museum full of medical oddities and was used for educational purposes in the past to train doctors. If you want to spend an entire day staring at some of the worst horrors that have ever befallen human bodies, this is the place for you. Fascinating!
It became a meme in my mom's family that if a sick male family member got up and announced he was going to use the bathroom, he was about to die in there. My grandpa had a heart attack on the way to the toilet, and so did my oldest uncle.
Jeez😅
@@foy5051 yuuuuup. They both died at 57, too. When my mom turned 58, it was a weird feeling lol.
For anyone wondering why diarrhea was so deadly in the past, it was probably because of dehydration. If I remember correctly, when there wasn't an epidemic going on, diarrhea (but basically dehydration) was one of the biggest causes of death. When you get diarrhea today, dehydration is still a risk, but today it's more widely known that it is a serious danger during this illness/symptom.
Dysentary
I'm a healthcare worker and I had a patient die in my arms while sitting on the toilet. I walked him to the bathroom, sat him down, and then he just seemingly drifted off to sleep for a moment as I supported him in my arms. I thought he just got a bit worn out walking to the toilet and I was still talking to him like it was normal.
Fortunately he had a heart monitor and the nurses rushed in to resuscitate him
I need closure. Were the nurses successful in reviving the patient? Did they die soon after or make it back home?
Did they succeed?
He probably wanted to die in someone's arms
@@dethmasheen8683 yeah but he passed away only a few weeks later
@@gavinmcphie6936 Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.
I work in Fire/EMS and one day we got called out to an “obvious death” call to basically make sure the patient was expired and didn’t need medical intervention. This highly decorated world war 2 ace was passed away on the toilet. It was very sobering to see him sitting in his final resting position with very little dignity. He was sitting and his body was doubled over with his head hovering inside the trash can he had sitting next to his throne. That image of how a man of such great accomplishments was denied a dignified resting spot still kinda fucks me up.
Kinda drives home the whole point about the body being temporary
My dad also used to be fire and EMS and he has had to lift usually dead, overweight people off a toilet because they fell off and got stuck between the toilet in the bathtub. Doing that so much, actually messing up his back.
@@FadednumbersBack injuries are the biggest injury on the job man, there’s a lot of young thundercats out there getting hurt. But hey I hope your dad had a long healthy career doing the best job in the world!
@@jacobholoway3574 he did he ended up using his knowledge from fire and EMS to go back to college and get a another degree he’s now a cardiac nurse practitioner.
its life, cant be badass rambo your whole life
This is why I love the snl skit that is a commercial for a toilet that will launch you off of it and out the bathroom door so you can die with dignity.
My dad used to be EMS and fire fighter and he would have to pick up 500 pound dead people that died on the toilet, most of them died from a heart attack.
This video was unironically terrifying for me. More than a year ago, I got salmonella and I didnt know. My stomach pain kept getting worse until I was straight up sh*ttin blood 3-4 times a day. I was basically lifeless by the time I made it to the hospital. This vid makes me feel like I couldve died...
WHAT ARE THOS BRO GOT THE TEMU PHONE EMOJIS
@@bkpk4hisapplesauce those are TH-cam emotes. They changed my life forever!!
I was gonna clown on you for waiting to go to the hospital but then I remembered I waited 3 days to go in the same situation 💀. I’m 6’2 145 and when I came in I was 125 and almost delirious from dehydration.
@@Ekdrink Yea, I have this bad habit of thinking itll get better but this time it fired back. Never again!!
@@umadbroyo2388 “no I’m not going tomorrow I’ll wake up fine” 😂😂
Literally fighting for my life on the toilet rn 😭
Don't Elvis out
Did you make it out alive?
@@TheMytheyhe lost
Not hard enough if you're commenting
F in chat
The Mütter Museum is so worth it! You cannot take pictures once inside though, so bring a sketchbook if you want to draw inspiration from the exhibits.
It’s great. Totally recommend it as well.
Yes! 100% recommend as well. It’s surprisingly small (compared to other museums in Philly) but it’s packed with so much cool medical stuff! And there’s anatomical plushies in the gift shop!
Why can’t you take pictures? I’m guessing because of medical privacy laws or something?
The latrine disaster put the scene from the aristocats in my head. The one with all of the street cats bustting through each floor of a building dancing and singing
Wendigoon mentioned. This is now Creepcast cannon
The lore gets deeper
Timestamp?
@@wndt6:26 roughly
@@wndtPoop on a Friday the 13th segment lol.
No, it's luscious lips cannon
12:32 The mutter museum is sooo worth it. I went for my 17th birthday and it was one of the best things ive ever experienced
23:03 sounds like they’re playing clue lmao “it was the uhhh ninja in the cesspit with the katana”
it makes a lot of sense that a toilet would be the place a lot of people die because its one of the first places you'd run to if you're feeling ill
I feel like Hunter has a comically large wheel of random video topics (which he assumedly comes up with while controlling fire) that he just spins and goes "Yup. Toilet deaths this week. Write it up, Nick." 😂
the funny left the sentence once you said anything about controlling fire
He sees the next video topic in the flames
Hunter being 100% convinced he will die on the toilet while taking a shit is super sad yet also hilarious.
That was always one of my fears, but it was mostly a fear of dying on the toilet at work while playing my DS.
@@SatanLiterallyI’m currently watching this video at work and having a shit. Hopefully I won’t die. But If you don’t hear from me in the next several hours know that I died doing what I loved.
@@Darren-f3g uh oh
@@Darren-f3gRIP
Papa Throne RIP 😅🤣🤣🤣
Philadelphian here. The Mutter Museum is so cool. They have lots of skeletons, conjoined twins, and Einstein’s brain. It’s definitely a must see! The museum is undergoing a controversial provenance audit, so I’d go see it before they remove anything!
This is definitely how I'm going. I've got Crohn's Disease and have had such painful movements that I pass out from the pain on the toilet. One time I had shooting pains running down my arm and stuggled to move my hand whilst in pure agony, I genuinely thought I was going to die then.
I haven't been diagnosed with anything yet, but I get this exact feeling on a semi-regular basis. Literally feels like I'm going to die. I hope you've found a way to deal with your Crohn's.
@riversnow5771 Thanks for that, not very used to someone saying something kind like that on the internet so it means a lot.
I found a way around it after years of being stuck on a chemo med for it by the hospital which was awful and came with a lot of negative side effects. The way I deal with it isn't recommended but it lets me live a normal life. I use Codeine which I know can lead you down a slippery slope and I did fall down that slope but the agony of taking such high does for fun then finding out you don't have any made me respect it as a medication and not as a recreational drug.
I'm sorry to hear you are struggling too, especially not know what it is yet. Before I was diagnosed I read a lot and found illnesses it could be and no word of a lie when I read about Crohn's I said to myself that's the last thing I want it to be.
(I didn't even think about cancer which I now realise I probably prefer Crohn's afterall xD)
Are you in the process of being diagnosed currently?
@@riversnow5771 Thanks for the kind words, it means a lot. Are you in the process of being diagnosed?
@@legslarrysmith_ You're welcome! I'm trying, but it's a long process in Ontario without a family doctor. A lot of tests are considered a "last resort" and it takes forever to get them done.
I feel your pain. I have Ulcerative Colitis and the pain is horrific sometimes 😢
19:22 eslabon armado in a papameat video is something I was not expecting 😂😂
Fr it caught me so off guard
For real!!
Bro same here 😂 I was like “did my music just start playing?”
Instantly I was like “ESA NOOOO!!” 😭
Lmao that song 😢
Dude! Windbag's control of Fire is off the chart!
Right?! Balloon man knows what he’s doing!
This episode is actually the hardest I've laughed in a long time, thanks papa and nick
6:30 wendigoon’s like. wh-what..?😰
WENDIGOON MENTIONED⁉️⁉️⁉️
This windbag looks like he could control fire
😂
22:12 Oda Nobunaga is a controversial figure, but often looked upon in favor when looking back at history in Japan. Hes often credited with being the first of the 3 great unifiers of Japan at the end of the warlord period. He had a nickname, "the demon daimyo", because of how brutal he was said to be in war, which would explain the demon look in the game. Not to mention he was considered a big, stout man for the time.
Despite this, he was actually known for being eccentric. He wore extravegant clothing, but his hygiene was often lacking and hair unkempt. He was feared on the battle field because of his bizzare and unpredictable fighting style, which involved tactics like casually strolling up to the enemy only to viciously take them down in a suprising use of force.
Personality wise, he was said to be tempermental and crude, acting harshly to enemies or those who betrayed him. Though arrogant, many of his loyal followers considered him honorable and righteous, as when he wasnt upset, he normally took good care of his men, which is what allowed his clan to grow big enough to attempt Japanese reunification. Growth only continued as he was known for extending justice and mercy to the defeated after the heat of battle.
He would never live to see reunification as he would end up committing seppuku to avoid being captured by a traitorous advisor, Akechi, who had personal issues with Oda (among other things). The reunification would continue under Oda's retainer, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who became defacto leader of the clan after Oda's death, but not before he pursued Akechi to avenge his master.
DAMN he sure got hus answer
@@lea9759 Ask and you shall receive lmao
I shot out of bed when I heard the eslabon armado song around 19:28. And on Mexican Independence Day 🫡🫡🫡
Would
Andaconda 😂😂 I LOVE whoever edits the pronunciation in.
11:07 Ok, whatever you say Balloon Man.
Oh man you done did it now!
*Hot Air* Balloon Man
He can control fire, show some respect
@@ColonelSanders17 Chick-fil-A is better.
@@xSmuggen Sure thing, you can be Windbag.
@@AllSquirrelsGoToHeaven it's my front for KFC
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE! I used to work for a conservator cleaning up houses after their death. I had to, I swear again on my life, clean a trailer park unit... The owner died on the toilent and left a nasty stain in the outline of him slumped over on the carpet.. Yes bathroom carpet. But when I learned his name was Lahey... brother... I was so conflicted. Do I laugh my ass off because I'm cleaning Mr. Layhey's trailer and nobody will ever believe me? Or do I feel humbled that this guy who ironically had the same name of a Trailer Park Boy just died on the toilet..... Never forget Mr. Lahey, and Mr. Layhey.
"The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree."
His last drinky-poo
Man the balloon man just doesn’t stop with these ballin videos ong ong
What's terrifying is everytime you shit something could go wrong (especially if you have a heart condition): straining can cause a sudden increase in blood pressure while the PSNS (which causes the body to relax) can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure during bowel movements. Each of these can kill you, especially with underlying heart problems. You also have the possibility of your vagus nerve causing your heart rate to drop which can cause cardiact arrest. One of the other reason many people die on the toliet (or on their way there) is when your body begins shutting down a lot of people will feel the need to use the bathroom (hence why a lot of people have bowel movements when they die) so they go to the bathroom thinking thats all thats happening when really they're dying.
This person medicines
It happens before giving birth too. 😂 Apparently, epic pooing precedes a lot of major life events. 😂
A gas station, just getting a pop or whatever and you collapse and die is just scary
Makes me think of the lady who died at Wells Fargo and no one noticed for like a week lmao.
Spontaneous combustion is both hilarious and scary af to me.
Walking down the street get to the cross walk then BOOM
Excuse me what?@@SaintShion
@@Lucas-od4og oh yeah it’s was pretty recent, “In late August 2024, news broke about the tragic death of Denise Prudhomme, a 60-year-old employee at Wells Fargo financial corporation's Tempe, Arizona, office. Reports said her body remained undiscovered at her desk for four days after she last clocked in.” She was just her desk and no one noticed, until the smell. 😬😬
As a fellow gas station I understand your fear and concern
I lived in Philly for a year and this was one of my favorite places to visit. Not only is it insane to see that colon but that have so many wild body parts, skeletons, brains, and anything else you can think of. If you have the chance to go see it please do!
17:00 that's not a person, that's a dark souls boss
I’ve been to the museum on a school trip; it is quite interesting, there is also this skeleton there where any scar tissue the guy had was made into bone, it looks like the bone growing out like crystals. However, after staying there for enough time you realize that this smell has snuck up on you. It’s the very unique smell of death and it will stayed in my nostril for a whole day after leaving.
When I was a child I would get really anxious about the idea of dying in an embarrassing way and going to heaven. Then like... in my child brain I thought that people would be just chatting in line before heaven and I'd imagine how horrible it would be to have to hear like:
"I died of old age, lived until 100."
And
"I died rescuing someone from mortal danger."
Only for the line to look at me and for me to say, "I choked on a McDonald's fry...." and then they'd surely all laugh.
Anyway. 26 years later and I have social anxiety, who woulda guessed lmao 😂
i love hearing people's perspectives from when they were kids, especially those from other cultures, when push comes to shove, we all really have the same brain so young lol
Most deaths have "embarrassing" things about them, so if that's what the afterlife is like, you wouldn't be the only one with an "embarrassing" story.
Idk if it helps or not but what I'm I'm trying to say is, you wouldn't be alone and the other people would most likely understand.
am loving you and all you production team so ridiculously much! you guys have so brilliant sense of humor. I can't find something even closely satisfying in youtube.
27:42 My wife works at a mortuary, today they had to recover a body of a male who died with a baseball bat up his arse with a condom on it.
Damn, hope she makes decent money to do stuff like that.
He went out swinging.
@@santiagomorales850910/10 brother
Now that's what I call a base hit!! .........I apologize
@@eldritchbidoof Home run baby
In Slovenia there's a castle where a noble got killed on the toilet one morning in the 15th century. He was hiding in the castle from an Austrian army who were camped just outside, one morning the noble's servant ratted him out and they shot a cannonball into the outhouse.
I think it's the most pirate way of dying, even if they were on land.
A bit of a different "toilet death" story that I learned from my parents. Many years ago, a friend of theirs accidentally killed themselves when using a plunger in a toilet. Somehow the guy used too much force, and the handle of the plunger shot upwards and impaled through his eye socket, killing him.
That sounds fake
Well, I'm adding that to the list of things that I have an irrational fear of. Much appreciated
@@benderbendingrodriguez6280I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. Haven't people died from metal straws?
DUDE the Mutter museum is absolutely amazing!!! My Dad took us there when I was like 14 and I've loved it ever since!!!
I love his lil jabs at his podcast husband
“Wowzers! i sure hope no head will pop out of the toilet and start singing!”
WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yes yes?
Dude
Get a rooommm
12:23 I've been to the Mütter Museum. Not only is it worth it; I'm shocked Papa Meat already hasn't been there. Whether the genuine specimens are still there anymore, though, I'm not sure. There was/is a campaign to retire the preserved specimens because they weren't exactly acquired by ethical means. And would be replaced by wax models, if the campaign for replacement is still taking place
I haven’t been in a while but the Mütter museum is one of my favorite museums in Philly!
Something I really like and appreciate about your videos that may be overlooked is your ad reads. They are always entertaining and fun to watch and by the effort you put into them, you come off appreciative of the sponsor. Way to be!!
as someone with gastroparesis, yes the stool can harden/stiffen/compact inside your colon and intestines making it much harder and painful to have bowel movements
Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.
A Swifty is going to hide in Hunter's toilet with a crossbow
The Swifty Army and the Meat Army need to go to war! We may be vastly outnumbered but we are not outgunned! With Hunter as our Fire bending leader and Nick as our deranged colonel, we will win!
As someone with digestive issues, man I feel so bad for the "balloon man".
If I was that guy I would have a diet of mostly coffee, olive oil, and water. Because what else can you even do back then???
Surprisingly, folks during the late 19th Century had a morbid fear of constipation.
They believed that everyone was at risk of passing away from "auto toxins", wherein the contents of your digestive tract easily could cause blood poisoning.
Coffee and cigs baby. Never do you wrong.
@@Ekdrink no, the cigs will DEFINITELY do you wrong.
Just ask anyone with cancer from smoking. Or both my parents who have permanent horrible sounding coughs from decades of smoking, and are constantly talking about how they wish they'd never started smoking in the first place because it just wasn't worth it.
@@kodomoshawn6729
Both cigs and coffee are laxatives. For a guy like that, with bowels that can't self-regulate and was likely to die early no matter what, cancer was probably the least of his worries...
If I had issues that severe, coffee, cigs, olive oil, vegetables, beans, etc. Gotta go for stuff that'll get the ball rolling down there.
@@sadpotato3386 based on how miserable everyone I've known with nicotine addictions are, even around his age, nah.
There are other non addictive laxatives with significantly less side effects.
9:21 literally
Mortuary student hereee, fun fact most people who die in their homes die in the bathroom, or on the way to the bathroom.
What made you want to do that job
@@madxprofessor must be a regional thing. We’re lucky enough in my area that most of our house calls are hospice calls and in a nice hospital bed that can raise and lower. Or just a regular bed.
Don't...go...to...the...bathroom ✍ Got it!!
I haven't laughed this hard since the "My Traumatizing Camping Story" video 10/10
Honestly these modern toilets in general aren’t good for us, my mother unfortunately past away from using the bathroom due to straining her heart and going into cardiac arrest. Now I’m a tall guy fairly athletic guy so it’s concerning when I’m loosing feeling in my legs because I’m cutting off blood circulation when I sit on toilet after one to many crunch wrap supremes. There has to be a solution for this problem.
You need to buy a taller toilet. Standard toilets are made to average specifications, being 5’8 or smaller. It costs more, but it’s worth every penny if you’re tall.
@@lordchaa1598 I’ll look into that thanks for the explanation.
Get a potty squatty they are made for this reason look them up they help very much
Toilet stool like they have for toddlers to make sure that I can get up to the toilet
Poop stool
You make me laugh audibly to the point people I live with ask me if I'm okay.
I have cyclic vomiting syndrome which means every now and again i have to cry for 8 hours on the bathroom floor with severe internal cramps and obviously vomiting. That being said, i am so upset that i may be found dead with my face in a toilet one day. I feel like thats worse than being on it 🗿
You got the pukies.
That sounds awful 😢
Can relate
I've got the crohns which leads to vomiting for days amongst the other things.
I've felt like I'd almost pass out on the toilet a few times during so and also while puking laying in bed (I keep a needed trash bag next to my bed because I have to lay down)
Good luck to you bro ✌
Oh my God, that sounds terrible I’m so sorry! Next time I want to complain about something in my life I will remember this.
My six year old has this exact same condition. She's had it for about three or four years now. It sucks because it hits her out of nowhere and it lasts pretty much the whole day, with vomiting every 30min or so.
Oda Nobunaga did commit atrocities but he is remembered as a hero. Although in his time many regarded him as “The Devil King Nobunaga”. He was remembered as one of the Three Great Heroes of the Sengoku period, along with Tokugawa Ieyasu, and Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who were his closest allies and personal friends who unified Japan after his death. Toyotomi Hideyoshi also had the Nickname “Kozaru” meaning little monkey, because he was small, skinny, and agile.
when I was a railroad contractor, the lead repairman explained the "shit demon". Basically, it's when you're doing fine, no signs of being sick or anything, and all of a sudden you get *that* tummy gurgle and it's either find a toilet, or blast a hole through your pants.
Yikes! I used to illegally park my car in an abandoned parking garage because I was too broke to pay off my tickets/renew my parking pass for the neighborhood. I parked it in the corner of the garage so that prying eyes (security) wouldn’t see it but it was also a homeless encampment. One day I very nearly stepped in a situation like that, just shit graffiti all over the wall and the floor. I wanna lie and say “that inspired me to get MY shit together and pay off my debts” but this is real life and I kept parking there (different spot) for another 3 weeks and got to watch in wonder how diarrhea morphs in different stages (it didn’t magically go away and no one cleaned it).
@@LissyVee Did you ever name the gut flora colony on the walls of the parking garage?
tmi 😏
It's not that bad, but my body has decided that 10 minutes before the start of my shift, LITERALLY EVERY DAY, I will shit one way or another. Thankfully I can hold it in for those 10 minutes in order to clock in on time. Then I get to shit on company time. But as much as I like the idea of shitting on company time, it is rather annoying that's how every single one of my days start haha
(why not shit before hand? despite my best efforts to eat lots of fiber and take gut health supplements, my shits almost always take 10minutes minimum, but usually closer to 20-30min, so that 10ish minute window is just too short)
@@Squigdude13 “Larry” - because that’s who did it. I’d always just shake my head and say fucking Larry. He was a really nice southern dude but very schizophrenic. Sometimes you’d catch him in a moment of clarity and he’d just be sweet and jovial, other times he was walking around shirtless with knee high waders and a fisherman cap screaming about how Jesus Christ was coming back to fucking kill us all.
Average ibs day for me
19:23 Made me laugh so hard I was not expecting the somber music of my people. They really hit you like that sometimes. Shout out to the editor you’re a real one.
after open heart surgery I got really backed up. A week later, I was sitting there on the hospital stool, trying to pass a brick while not straining open my wired-together ribs. good times.
oh god, the post anaesthetic and painkiller constipation
The way I avoided pooping because I couldn’t even fully breathe let alone sit in a hard surface
The use of "guttyworks" has convinced me that Hunter is secretly a British national.
He does have a bloody good English accent! /s
@@JonBrownShermanhe’s faking a bad accent
@@benderbendingrodriguez6280 Bro... Do you not know what /s means?
The guy who had several series of severe diorea passed from dysentery due to the dehydration and loss of fluids, as well as major exhausion.
diorea 😭😭😭
Papa Meat, I would love to see you talk about dark/weird psa.
Windbag really controlled fire with this one..
before watching the vid
yes toilet deaths are a thing.
There a multiple reasons WHY people die there:
-Strain for example.. lots of people when they take a dump strain ...which creates pressure and especially older people can actually damage bloodvessels in their brain which causes them to get a stroke on the toilet.
-Illness/Overdose etc: where do people go when they feel sick ? to the bathroom usually ... if they then collapse on the toilet and die there then its another case of a toilet death.
I remember watching this really bleak doc years ago based out of LA county on what happens when you die and have no next of kin. One of the first shots is an obese, seriously decomposed guy melting and slumped on his toilet, smushed against the wall. It was so depressingly awful.
Yup. There's two main activities where people spike their heart rate and blood pressure in daily life. Pooping and jacking it. So odds are comparatively high you'll die doing one of those two things if it's gonna be a natural death.
Toilet Death from Pooping on a Friday the 13th segment lol. Toilet Died is hilarious
My grandma's neighbor died on the toilet. Ironically, she practically gave birth on the exact same toilet.
In the name of dark humor it was said, "With poo and life, the toilet can both giveth and taketh away."
8:13 the story goes that there was a priest who was also walking to the same church to serve alongside Arius but he wasn’t sure if he should or not so he prayed and asked God to somehow tell him if he should support his reinstatement. That was the answer to his prayer.
Let us not forget that Tywin Lannister got crossbowed on the toilet in GOT
11:07 Controlling fire... Balloon man... Did Papa Meat just become... Hot Air Balloon Man?!
Beware next video he gonna start flying
15:28 That MiB reference had me wheezing, cause I've been there and it is way too accurate.
The death of Arius, the founder of Arianism and one of the first Heretics, has to be one of the craziest examples of divine retrabution. Not just how he died but the timing of when he died is poetic.
This balloon man looks like he can control fire
I see the "not funny disease" is spreading effectively
i got the notification for this while shitting and thought it was a threat
You ought to see the disturbing reality my toilet experiences
i once ate 2 jays peach ghost scorpions that i grew. that afternoon i felt i was going to die on the toilet, by a thousand little ninjas stabbing their way out through my stomach. i imagined police and coroner afinding me on the toilet and that was how i went out...a hot pepper.
i now dehydrate and turn my super hots into a spice powder for seasoning and no longer eat them fresh.
I live in Philadelphia and have worked for the mother museum. Yes, his colon is on display.
You can stand next to it and take pictures if you want, but if you're into seriously crazy looking medical oddies go every few months we have a specialty exhibit that changes
My grandpa died from falling after using the bathroom. Happened about a year and a half ago.
Such a strange way to go.