😂😂😂😂😂those earth bastards will catch you,extract info.....steal your tech..... experiment on your , split you open on a table and finally eat you if it serves them right.....no thanks but I'll pass on visiting that damned planet.
If beings have the power to traverse the cosmos to explore other worlds, I'm sure they have plenty of means to deal with human aggresssion lol. Read up on The Battle of Las Vegas
@@cheesemuffin8129 hello good sir ,you're underestimating the human species.........should they get the means to traverse the universe we'll multiply, adapt and improve tech then ruin and corrupt everything ......just like how cancer starts with a single harmless cell...then brig's down the engineering marvel that is the human body.
First off, he's a chef. A proper chef's knife is sharp enough to shave with. Secondly, squid flesh is remarkably easy to cut. But super rubbery and almost impossible to tear.
@@TheSuperMaxiPad I will say, there are some bomb ass knives that come out of Japanese artisan companies. Also really shitty ones. This guy is definitely using a good one. That squid flesh looks firm.
Who else didn't understand what the title say but they still clicked on the video because it looks interesting and then you saw theres English captions so now you can understand what he's saying now Edit: woah I'm watching this again after 2 years, I didn't even know I commented on this video or even watched it haha
I literally thought that’s what it was when I saw the thumbnail. That’s why I clicked it because I didn’t understand why that would be inside of an animal
@@alexg963 at first i thought it was some guy showing his realistic robot. plastic skeleton and realistic skin.. and I clicked it. i cant say I was dissapinted tho
@@AAARREUUUGHHHH Same here. I was so facinated from this alien creature, that I watched it like this and didn't check the comments. :D Atleast I understand a few japanese words, so it wasn't that bad.
Looks like an alien anatomy from some low budget film. “The insides looks like plastic, the flesh like a rubber mat and everything disconnects so easily! It is soo fake!” But here it is a real creature that actually looks like that.
This is a very well-explained video about how to cut a large squid. I'm still confused as to why everyone is getting recommended this... must be because it's 2am... I mean me, I know why... I'm learning how to cook, I'm a fan of gastronomy and I'm trying to learn Japanese... but I'm not sure how everyone else got here.
@@kristopherhollon5852 Just because it's bad for you doesn't mean it doesn't taste decent. If it tasted like shit it'd go out of business/constantly be on the brink of bankruptcy like KFC. The burgers? Eh, they taste not great. But their fries are amazing and better than I've had at any 'nice' place lol
I don't understand what you are saying but it's interesting! I feel like I can carve into a giant squid just by watching your video thanx for the upload!!!
@@PMMillard There is a Special Arcane item called Whetstone, use it on your Sword and you should get a Temporary Sharpness Enhancement with the Enhancement going from basic to Godly Supreme depending on your Shapening Skill, Crafting and Material Usage Sense.
画質上がらなかったので再アップです！
きまぐれクック 普通に綺麗だったよ？
360
りょうかい!
きまぐれクック りょーかいですっ！
わざわざありがとうございます！
i like how its not even just english audiences at this point, youtube thinks the world wanted to see a guy open a squid. And they’re damn right.
yep
@@JaySay28 it's like a car on fire. You don't know what happened but you can't look away XD
@@SilvaShadow1990 that’s oddly accurate
You are not the only one, I am Latin Spanish and I appeared in recommended.
Estas en lo correcto no solo en Inglés si no en Español
This dude just did an Unboxing of a squid!
UNBOXING FISH VIDEO GONE SEXUAL!!!!
😂🤣
I just wanted to see the inside of a squid
You stop that
@@Alphawolvess 🤣😂
TH-cam Algorithm - “He’ll watch pretty much anything at this point!”
#1 comment so true!
I'm going to have to report this... as the truth
The algorithm be praised.
@@SwartFrancois yes, praise it!
"Hilarious and original"
このタルイカも簡単に捌けるようなキッチンになるなんて…
このサイズで理科の勉強したらめちゃめちゃ分かりやすそうですね...
ふと思ったけどビッグライトがあれば解剖って絶対楽になるよね
ビッグライトあったらイワシくらいの魚を無限にでかくして食糧難解消出来るっしょ
I love ed and fortnite 天才か
ビックライトあれば胸も大きくできるしな(場違い)
高橋綾子 いや、俺得だろ
This is not the Spongebob episode I was looking for
Man BECAME the cash register
SQUIDWARD NO
Must be a new episode..lol
pretty sure it is
Finally, Squidward is no more :D
外国人の視聴者でも、「なんかよく分からないんだけど観てると満たされるんだよな」って言ってて、みんな感じる事は一緒なんだなと。
Muy sierto loque dices te apoyo en tu argumento
@@juanhollos9603 jaja
Juan Hollos Gracias
Jaja de donde eres amigo o amiga
Eso es verdad, tienes toda la razón 🤣🤣
I love unboxing :D
Шнасп, какова черта?
düm düm düüüüm
Ñ ❤️
Finally I found the English comment
Guess the algorithim brought us all together once again.
Yeah pretty much
Man of culture? )
Indeed
dude they have plastic inside them! they look insane!
Yea. I have no idea why YT recommended this to me.
Everyone talking about the squid
Here i am fascinated by how sharp the knife
Damn i want that knife
Go watch some of Kiwami Japan's restoration videos, I'd say you could do it yourself then but I think he uses near a grand in whetstones to get there.
Actually squid is very easy to cut, it's quite similar to the texture of a very hard gelatin. His knife is still sharp tho
Any knife can be that sharp, you just have to know how to sharpen them and do it regularly. Better quality knives just keeps the edge longer
Facts, like imagine having a knife that sharp
Riiii it’s sooo prettyyy
また久々にノーカットお魚さばきしてほしい
かねこさんは「巨大なものを捌く」事ではなく誰にでも「自分でも、捌けるかも」と思わせられることが魅力だと思う。
すっごいわかる
チャレンジしたくなるよね
それでいざやってみたら手を捌くんだけどね
* Valcemeger* いや、こわいこわいw
Yuki N_ やるとな、包丁の性能の違いに気付くんだよ……
My Japanese is rusty, but I think he's talking about how to cut up the squid
I don't speak Japanese but so I was wondering what he was talking about.
Thanks.
Thanks I thought he was talking about the stock market
Wait what? I could've sworn he was reciting the plot of All Tomorrows and explaining why Fascism is bad.
I was certain it was about Mexican food
You don't say
TH-cam: heres a japanese dissecting a giant squid
19M people “*interesting*”
But the whole video was so satisfying to watch🥰
Still gross to see any body disemboweled.
Like to see foreseic on a human
Not shit. It actually is interesting
@@SephirothWaifu id watch it
Don’t know why but it is actually interesting
5:29
このイカの先っちょがプルンってなるとこが良き
捌き方めっちゃ丁寧に教えてくれるけど捌く機会絶対ないんだよな。笑
しゃもじ。 今動画見ながら捌いてるよ！
あ、日本人いた
それおもった笑笑
私、小5だけど、捌いたりするよ！
りる 小5ってアカウント持っていいんですか？
Thanks, now I can cook my big squid.
Tugboat Fairy just what I was lookin for for
Jason Arrington close enough for you?
i'm sure you caught him in your pool :D
augustus titanius thanks! So are you!
thx whoever implemented the sub titles feature :)
Wait! There are subtitles? Shit...
@@laviwastaken9845 😂😂😂oml
@@laviwastaken9845 ooh no xD
yea
Real Life Anime vibes
なんかわかんないんだけど、この動画めっちゃすきで何年経っても見に来てしまうんだよねえ。
1番好きなのはWow…の発音ですね。
I don't know how I ended up here but I'm glad I did, super interesting
This is extremely satisfying to watch. No idea why.
so we all here now listening to a man cut open a squid but not understanding a word?
Hmm indeed that seems to be the case but hey I'm not complaining as you can learn something from this.
turn on captions
then learn how to speak japanese.
there are english subtitles in all his vids bro :D
@@lvcfro Thanks I just learned the whole Japanese language and now I can understand the video.
日本語コメ全く見当たらんなこれ
それな
それな
それな
ほんまにそれ
なんでほぼ外人なんや
Aliens : Boys, today we're gonna take over earth and all its inhabitants
* Lands on earth *
10 seconds later :
Lol!! I was thinking the same thing while watching the video. Then I came to the comments to read yours hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Alien sashimi wouldn't be that bad right?
Mom what are we eating for dinner?
My mom-
Splatoon fans: and I took that personally
I knew Squidward back in high school he was a quiet kid always kept to himself, sad to see him end up like this.
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Gurita sama cumi- cumi beda
チャンネル登録者数が増えて人気者になっても、シンクを広くしようとしないかねこさん大好きです
さん樹状細胞
個人的にはシンク広げて
もっと調理しやすくしてもいいのかなーと思ったり
かねこさんがそうしないのも何か理由があるのかもしれないですね
あれい 実家のような安心感がコンセプトらしいのでシンクは変えないらしいです
ハヤシガメ 大きなイカや魚を捌く動画にに実家のような安心感は得られないｗ
まー昔10万超えたら大きくするって言ってたけどね
心臓かもしれませんよ行くには3つの心臓があるんで調べてみてください
なぜこんなにもこの回の
Wow…がすきなのかまったくわからないけど
また見にきます。だいすき。
I just learned how to prepare a squid, also the biology
One of the reasons why aliens dont visit us. They always ended up on the table.
😂😂😂😂😂those earth bastards will catch you,extract info.....steal your tech..... experiment on your , split you open on a table and finally eat you if it serves them right.....no thanks but I'll pass on visiting that damned planet.
Honestly yea if an alien was ever found by the public people would either try to eat it or bang it. Prob both
If beings have the power to traverse the cosmos to explore other worlds, I'm sure they have plenty of means to deal with human aggresssion lol.
Read up on The Battle of Las Vegas
?
@@cheesemuffin8129 hello good sir ,you're underestimating the human species.........should they get the means to traverse the universe we'll multiply, adapt and improve tech then ruin and corrupt everything ......just like how cancer starts with a single harmless cell...then brig's down the engineering marvel that is the human body.
No matter who you are, what country you’re in, what language you speak, what race you are, we are all United by the TH-cam algorithm
hahahahaha
Wise words
el algoritmo de youtube incluye chilenos, pq somos el mejor pais de chile hermano
15分で長いとされてたTH-cam懐かしい😊
OK
im in the wrong side of youtube again ..
What is wrong with preparing food?
@@keno7769
"wrong side"
all the respect for the FOOD
Me too 🤢
Me 2:))
Hi
Oh hello guys nice to see you here again, we all got baited from the recommendations again
=))))))))
please watch the beginning with subtitles on
not me though
INDEED
And wasn't disappointed. Quality content and quality captions
家にこれがあった時にやってみます！
田辺京 一生来なそうで草
吹いたw
今から近くのファミマに行って買ってくるから一緒に行かない？
雑巾。 いいですね私も同行します！
@@やまちゃん-q1u あ、じゃあ包丁とか醤油とか買ってきますね
coming back to this video after 5 years!!! I remember those times watching your videos every day!!
Somehow this is so satisfying to watch. Especially the slicing and peeling part.
อย่างสุด🎃
oyR azelliV sensing slight psychopath
@@koolkidmargot9483 why is that ?
Koolkid Margot does that mean every butcher or chef that likes their job is a psychopath?
preparing squid is easy. I dont understand why people are so impressed by this very basic butchery.
am i the only one who is impressed with how sharp his knife is?
"His knife" 😏
First off, he's a chef.
A proper chef's knife is sharp enough to shave with.
Secondly, squid flesh is remarkably easy to cut. But super rubbery and almost impossible to tear.
@@MrJustonemorevoice oh, ok
@@TheSuperMaxiPad I will say, there are some bomb ass knives that come out of Japanese artisan companies. Also really shitty ones.
This guy is definitely using a good one. That squid flesh looks firm.
it is not that sharp, but the skin of the squid is soft thats why he can cut it easily.
Welcome to *"why is this in my reccomended?"*
Daubeny Isbae I’m convinced by now that the “recommended” has just become another “trending” list
Thank’s for the greeting, i bet im not the only alone in this youtube recommendation
Because you watch weird shit
Apparently u may have watched some food or Japanese related lol I watched a few food challenge earlier and here I am, recommended
Daubeny Isbae 😂😂
Watching this again reminds me of the time where I would repeatedly watch this during secondary school.. now I'm in college ..
黙っとって下さいって言われて
絶対変な魚おじさん向こうの部屋で
図鑑読んでるじゃん。
可愛すぎるじゃん。
もんぱり その人って誰なんですか
Você tá famoso
e r なるほど
わかりみが深い
市場の店主
Thank you lord algorithm for knowing what I need at 3:00 am
I'm watchin this at 3:33 lol
OMF ITS 3:15 AM FOR ME
Awww its 2:45 here 😂
666 likes, prfct
Denim 04:07AM here
Who else didn't understand what the title say but they still clicked on the video because it looks interesting and then you saw theres English captions so now you can understand what he's saying now
Edit: woah I'm watching this again after 2 years, I didn't even know I commented on this video or even watched it haha
Yeah that was me 😂😂
Me
Also scrolling the comments section to find the English comments and of course "TH-cam recommendation bring me here" comments 🤣
Wait, there's captions 😧 Guess I'm watching it again...
I am here
最近見始めるようになったのですが、この頃の動画は昔のニコ動の雰囲気がしてとても懐かしくなりました。好きです。
That “bone” is crazy, it’s like a plastic divider.
I literally thought that’s what it was when I saw the thumbnail. That’s why I clicked it because I didn’t understand why that would be inside of an animal
@@alexg963 at first i thought it was some guy showing his realistic robot. plastic skeleton and realistic skin.. and I clicked it. i cant say I was dissapinted tho
he sais its like plastic as well haha
yea
You could probably build a transparent roof on your tiki hut with that. lol
TH-cam be like: "I know its Japanese, not related to you and unsettling but wanna check this shit out?"
…. And the algorithm was right. 🤗
Hell yeah!
イカのさば
"Hey kids! Wanna see a Dead body?"
Shut up and let me see it
イカって思ってたより構造がシンプルだった
かめ千人 イカ飯🦑(*´ω`*)ｼﾞｭﾙﾘ
今頃上がってきた
サムネのインパクトがすごい
巨大イカの気持ち
「金子…ノーカットと言ったのに話が違うじゃないか。」
登録者1000人でコイキングに何かが起こります!
うめえなww
理解するのに15秒かかった。
うまいっすねー
うまい
一瞬「は？」ってなったけど理解した！
うまい！！
The subtitles at the start had me dying
Leopard 2A6 Same 😂😂
Head butt lol
Same lmao i had to replay that part again and again
saaaame
Abrams is a far superior tank
TH-cam: “wanna see a dude rip some eyeballs out of a dismembered squid, with excellent audio?”
Me: “…I wasn’t aware that I did, but I must”.
that lovely squelching sound as he yanked out the second one is better than the sound effects in any horror flick I've ever watched. :D
@@chouseification excellent ASMR lol.
Ewan McGregor Said It best "I Will Do What I Must..."
日本語を勉強している大学生から、それはいい日本語を分かることの練習です。料理は趣味も、だから面白そうです。新しいsubscriberになって、よろしくお願いします、先生。
ワーオ！
@@カキゴカキ ん？
@@user-ch8yy2qk9j
こんばんは！
@@カキゴカキ こんばんは！
@@user-ch8yy2qk9j
一気に寒くなりましたね！体調には気をつけてください！
日本語のコメントがなかなか見つからん笑
あなたが1番最初の日本語のコメントでした笑
かいくん (╭☞•́⍛•̀)╭☞それな
今やっとこのコメントを見つけた😶w
やっと見つけた日本語のコメントだけど、動画については少しも話してなくて草
(笑)
It'll be a cooler story that you wrestled this mini-sized Kraken and ate it for lunch.
Lol i see your comment on almost every single video i watch
Excuse me but you should be busy making more content.
Why do I see you everywhere
I see you on every video
its like you've become another Justin y
Whoever did the captions is pretty damn cool. Seems like more English speakers have come across this than Japanese.
I watched the whole thing without even thinking to check if there were English captions damn lol
@@AAARREUUUGHHHH Same here. I was so facinated from this alien creature, that I watched it like this and didn't check the comments. :D
Atleast I understand a few japanese words, so it wasn't that bad.
I wish I had read this comment 15 minutes ago.
hai
@Ira Gershwin Hats off to him!
海外の方のコメントが多すぎて、日本人のコメント見つけるのが難しい笑
the simplest body system ive ever seen so far .... it looks like unboxing nokia 3310 lol
Copied comment...
never in my life i thought cutting squids would be so relaxing
And very easy
ikr
Yet so horrifying
abs his voice, I love it
@@greminboye what is horrifying. Every aspect is great
目玉を優しく抉るって凄い日本語だな
コメ欄日本人見つからんのだが
包丁の切れ味良すぎて見てるだけで気持ちいい
イカも新鮮
Thank God I found this tutorial I've been looking how to butcher a giant alien squid from space
Be careful. Alien squids are of different colors.
Use laser beam gun of course, like the one on Metal Slug game
Hahahahaha!
@@jeeewhyyypheee Best gamer ever
I want this game remastered
Lmbo!! You are the best. I needed that laugh.
So who else had this randomly recommended to them near the end of 2020?
Here. From Taiwan.
Here from Thailand.
Here. From czechia
Here. From Thailand.
Here from US and IDK where I am.
Nice preparation of the diamond squid.
ダイヤモンドイカの素敵な準備
I like how the squid meat is sealed like new electronics.
This is totally ganna be useful someday in the future.
Ahh yes can’t wait to catch my own squid and kill it then fix it up myself one day
Ice caps are melting you never know
Thats literally why i kept watching lmfaooooo
コメント欄がグローバルやなあ…
某不審者さんと一緒やなぁ
@@lightcamera1256 圧倒的グローバル化
日本人コメント初めて見た
グローバルですね！
Y'all got some weird chicken breeds in Japan
本当のノーカットっていうわけじゃないんだ！すごいなぁかねこちゃん
Everything was fine up until the eyes were pulled out of their sockets. That moment, things went death metal.
You hear the sound the second one made when he took it out? 😭😭
Geeeezus that got disturbing real quick 😅
@@DirtyNinez Can rely
Not only are Japanese people's knives Sharp. Apparently their fingers are too...
Why was I thinking the same thing? The way he peeled the main part off was kinda odd without struggle
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Okay I will stop c:
Because it was glorious nippon finger folded 1000 times
Didnt realise i was going to be watching a guy play with a squids eyeball at 12am but here I am!
Its 12:30 AM and I have to wake up at 6 idk what im doing rn.
Are you me? Lmao 12 40 for me ima need to stop procrastinating to sleep on a Sunday night..
sameeeeee,i gotta get up at 5, idk why im here
@@esaug644 and im still awake too!!!
Actually I have nothing to do today so...
It doesn't even feel like a creature. It looks like you're cutting into a robot. Fascinating
Don't understand at all, but it's enjoyable 😂
Name Less Yh but it’s weird it’s in my recommend
And it's sastifying
That bone is like plastic
@@reoglah I thought the same
True af
How tf did I get to this video?
DEEPWEB OF TH-cam, MY FRIEND.
Fr tho😂
Utube advertising algorithm
Imgur for me.
I am asking myself that same question. However, a better one would be why am I still watching it?😒
I don’t know how I got to this video but I must say it’s quite interesting so... yeah.
10:18 best part haha.
Actually, no. THIS is the best part: 11:12 (no offence btw)
Same reaction
All japanese beers taste the same
13:55...
Piotr Firlej Non taken haha.
久々に戻ってきたら全く日本人見つからんが
I don't speak Japanese but I left a like regardless.
CC's
Squids are weird. The flesh looks like silicone rubber and that 'skeleton' looks like blister pack plastic. Creepy.
Looks like an alien anatomy from some low budget film. “The insides looks like plastic, the flesh like a rubber mat and everything disconnects so easily! It is soo fake!” But here it is a real creature that actually looks like that.
@@whome9842 For sure
Tastes great
YOU are creepy.
@@johnsmith1474 im creepy
Finally a tutorial! Now i know how to clean my giant alien looking squid! thanks man🔥
Gust Brabants tf
bahahaha
I just had squid on my seafood pasta last last night, and this came up. The algorithm can see through my kitchen 👀
That's surprisingly little content for such a big animal.
I bet you hear that a lot from woman don't you?
@@AmishMicrowave Oop
I was thinking the same like I'm used to mammals so it's fill with like a lot of guts but that things is basically hollow it's weird
I was actually thinking the exact opposite, that mantle is about 2/3’s of the animal’s mass, and it’s thick.
@@wtwt3619 I think he's talking about organs, not amount of meat. A lot of meat, not a lot of organs
大昔の人はよくこんなエイリアンみたいなの食べようと思い立ったよなー、骨ほんとプラスチックみたい
因果関係死す
誰やねんお前論破
@@パスカル-l3f 意味がわからん(切実)
ここまで全員別人
ラムネ氏
こうしますって一生懸命説明してくれてるけど、
誰も同じように処理しない件
いいねーーーーーーーーーー
字幕なしと古い家ってのがまた良い
WEIRD FISH MAN is an underrated character in this masterpiece of a movie
I like how the subtitles refer to the other guy as “Weird Fish Man” lol
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C I eat glue
@@peen2804 This nigga spittin
@@peen2804 Of all language this guy could have spoken he chose to speak FACTS
Why is this showing up in my homepage😂😅
Lol
私はこのビデオを見ながら仕事に座っています、そしてこの瞬間11:31私もビールが欲しかったです）
how the hell i landed here? wtf
Wacht porn men!! Sasha grey 18 years
TH-cam a few months ago sent me off on a trail of such... dissections. Some (horrible) live cooking of such things. I guess here I am once again.
Eyyy so is this the how tf did I get here gang or the recommended squad? Or both
They changed their recommendation algorithm
Lol what thw
圧倒的ネタ被りさせちゃいました(;・∀・)
すみません！(・・;)
/谷やん谷崎鷹人 このっ！！
ご本人様！仲良くネタ一緒で笑わせていただきました(*´∀｀)
仲良すぎ！
こら！だめでしょ！
いいぞ、もっとやれ。
アカーーーン
急上昇5.6位がイカというイカの凄さ🦑🦑
ゴリザップ イカは宇宙から来て徐々に地球が侵食されてるんやで
ゴリザップ いかにも！！
急上昇4位に上がった！！
いかにも！
いやこれは、菅田まさきのおかげ
This is a very well-explained video about how to cut a large squid. I'm still confused as to why everyone is getting recommended this... must be because it's 2am... I mean me, I know why... I'm learning how to cook, I'm a fan of gastronomy and I'm trying to learn Japanese... but I'm not sure how everyone else got here.
squids look like they've been engineered in japan
giant squid does not taste good. no actual sushi chef would make sushi out of this
JackCarregan not true any good chef can make any food taste good
@@NoNomanyearsago oh ya McDonald's??
@@kristopherhollon5852 those kids in McDonald's are true *GOOD* chefs
@@kristopherhollon5852 Just because it's bad for you doesn't mean it doesn't taste decent. If it tasted like shit it'd go out of business/constantly be on the brink of bankruptcy like KFC. The burgers? Eh, they taste not great. But their fries are amazing and better than I've had at any 'nice' place lol
Am I the only one who clicked to see the insides of a big squidoo?
_____ _____ nope 🤣
Youre not alone
Nope
Yep, your all alone!
Nop😂
I don't understand what you are saying but it's interesting! I feel like I can carve into a giant squid just by watching your video thanx for the upload!!!
Turn on the subtitles, they are fucking hilarious
今でもたまに見に来る人✋
🙋
the knife cuts so smooth while mine barely scratch a banana
Sharpen your Knive or get a new one.
Could you enchant my sword? dull old thing can barely cut butter.
@@PMMillard There is a Special Arcane item called Whetstone, use it on your Sword and you should get a Temporary Sharpness Enhancement with the Enhancement going from basic to Godly Supreme depending on your Shapening Skill, Crafting and Material Usage Sense.
@@Techischannel i shall do so master... i shall sharpen my knife to be that of a sword to cut through cucumbers and bananas
That was your imagination bud. This squid was "uncut"
谷やんと並んであった人
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金子さんが消費に三年かかる規模が谷やんだと一食…
Can we just appreciate how sharp his knife and how he's so good with using it?
Perfect cut when slicing fillets in half
Finnally @-@ nice comment
hattori honzo steel
He mentioned he has a license to cook seafood such as dangerous poisonous fugu fish.
@@dougmphilly I was thinking about "Kill Bill" and looking for someone to comment "Hattori Honzo" 😆
thank god I found your channel again