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Giving the little girl ice cream in trade for a rock, that’s actually really nice.
@Ista Nioni wtf
...what he said
You rock bro
The most unwholesome reply on a very wholesome comment. The society we live on, man.
Pretty stone too
The humming bird tweet was so out of nowhere that I choked on my noodles hearing the last line. Like, it's one of the most hillarious and wholesome thing ever to have a random drunk crowd wanting to know about humming birds.
youtube should fix these sex bots or bots at all
100th like
I'm an ornithologist and people will ask the dumbest questions, and they're always so funny.
@@H1peR_ yup
“Do humming birds have feet?”
*WOOOOO!*
Fun fact, 6 out of 9 of the hand gestures in the intro actually are wingdings characters, but translating them only spells "CDEFA"
Neat!
They'll spell something one day, and we'll never know.
nice
Lol 6 out of 9
Are they sign language?
Very few people has actually witnessed the battle between the foo fighters and the foo, but it must have been brutal. Even Mr. T pities the foo.
👏👏👏
Beautiful, thank you.
Oh, bravo!
Well done!
THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
I hate foo
That person tweeting about the chosen one needs to watch themselves some Yonderland. That is literally the entire plot. The chosen one who gets whisked through a portal to save a distant land? Debbie, a tired mum of twins who only does her world-saving in between school runs and loads of laundry, and only if the magical elf who takes her away can promise she’ll be back in time for the kids’ sports day or whatever. It. Is. HILARIOUS.
10:58
Holy cow where can I watch this?
My boyfriend's dad showed me that show, I love it
It is an awesome movie indeed
See also Rincewind from the _Discworld_ novels, 30/40/$%?-Year-old utterly powerless wizard who KNOWS he's the chosen one, and is therefore an absolute coward and near-universal running champion.
8:04 you can just tell that if he said no to the blue rock the universe would have been like "oh ok but it was actually a diamond and now you don't get stupid" moral of the story, always accept random colorful rocks from strangers in exchange for ice cream.
@Ista Nioni bad bot
@@moduleapothem6446 Unfortunately the bots here do not have self esteem like on reddit.
Instructions unclear, I got a uranium candy
I'm gonna be straight up honest, when he pronounced "Edinburgh" correctly, I went to my mum and said "The Americans are learning." We finally have an American that doesn't have a stroke trying to pronounce the easiest place in Scotland.
(I'm Scottish myself so that's why I said this)
I may not be American, but I still shake my head at it and every other name/word like it. We both know damn well what sound U and R make separately, yet when in that order they make that sound? Fucking languages...
I'm American, and I can pronounce it correctly. It's really not that hard. I think what trips folks up is that it's pronounced like it should have an 'o' in it. But I love older languages, so I know how UK languages work to a certain degree.
As an American, is it like, "edd-in-burg"? I didn't watch the vid yet so idk
For those who can!t pronounce it so they can start:
Ed-en-burough 👌
exactly. im a scot in america and it drives me mad
2:36 As someone who was named Liam, I felt like I had to know this, which then put me in a paradox. If I'm called Liam, and Liam is short for William, then I can be called William. But I could also be called Will, since that is short for William. You know what else is short for William? Billy. I can be called Billy. *I need therapy.*
I think this is probably something that came out of old timey people just naming all their sons William because it was likely most of them wouldn't survive until adulthood, so in the meanwhile the sons were just called Liam, Will and Billy 😅
@@elieli2893 that is a possibility! I can think of a few old-timey Williams - William Tell, William Shakespeare, people like that 😂😂
Billiam
My pfp can tell u how much trauma I’m experiencing right now 😭😭
William Neeson
the four powers of emkay.
Lexi's squeal
Damien's laugh
Robin's jokes
And finally, Jack's voice.
then there is Zak
He can mimic other voices
robins “uh oh” TOO 😭😭😭
jack's intro as well
11:08 the "mom who's done with everyone's shit" hero is called Female Commander Sheppard, and she's wonderful. I just googled it and Mass Effect's protagonist is 29, but femshep has the biggest "mom who's done with everyone's shit saving the world" energy in all of media.
There are games and movies that have women and old protags like shepherd, it’s currently more of a problem that fantasy animes have, the protags are usually young boys or reincarnated male souls (which btw normally has little to no significance aside from just being that way and the start of the series)
Byleth is in their late 20s in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. They don't say much, so they don't seem to bring in a lot of life experience.
Canonically, Byleth's pronouns are they/them regardless of their sex. Don't @ me.
Where can I watch this?
Especially by the third game
9:40 Now instead of joking about hating your wife we joke about hating ourselves
That’s character development
Gallow-Humour in a society that get more and more depressed people. I wonder why that work.
and now we joke about stylised astronauts in a murder mystery, horse on a balcony and some 17-year-old
Ah yes, the perfect video to watch after regular twitter. Able to somewhat restore my faith in humanity for a time.
Ironic reply.
4:37 as the daughter of an IT guy, yeah yeah they deserve it. My dad joined an insurance company and immediately turned it upside down fixing a load of old systems and constantly trying to fix the major issues causing the company to lose money. He should talk about it more, since I know it’s pissing him off how badly things in the workplace were managed, but he holds it in, only occasionally losing his cool when I fuck up big time-
3:07 That hit me hard because the last time I checked the time was close to 10:30pm and now it's close to 2:30am. And here I am rethinking life before I go back to my usual routine way of living.
I do not get it. Please explain.
Owl city, Wow!
Some of his songs were defiantly religious, but everything else was like, wait, who are we talking about? It this a song about a girl…or an experience…or some abstract concept revolving around modes of transportation?
To be fair, he was experiencing severe insomnia when he was first writing and producing songs. Perhaps they are really just hallucinations brought on by sleep deprivation, centering around some toy planes and stars hanging from his ceiling. Or not. Not sure which is more concerning.
*definitely
adam young did have songs like that, also ATBAB is my favorite album of all time
the problem with the Chosen one being an adult is that they are generally the chosen one from birth and they need to save the world asap
"Robin really likes Friends and gets sore over people calling it bad" was not the lore I expected to get from this video but I do respect it
Love what you love, Robin.
My respect for him had doubled over this.
11:47
..as someone who just had a random extreme burst of energy and cleaned my whole room in like 10 minutes i feel mildly called out
Damn can't believe somebody actually mentioned Owl City. You can tell someone listens to his songs when they admit they have absolutely NO clue what they're about
Some of his songs were defiantly religious, but everything else was like, wait, who are we talking about? It this a song about a girl…or an experience…or some abstract concept revolving around modes of transportation?
To be fair he was experiencing severe insomnia when he first started writing and producing music, so it’s probably safe to assume that most of his songs are some sort of sleep deprivation hallucination.
@@silverstarasmr2150 *definitely
The only Owl City song I really ever listen to is Fireflies and even then that doesn't maake much sense but it is really pretty so I don't mind
@@silverstarasmr2150 Insomnia? That explains Fireflies.
*Its 3AM in here, i should rest before a monster grabs me in the darkness*
Just don’t put your foot outside the bed
im watching at 1 AM
You cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby.
Not sure the secret of nimh counts as having a chosen one, but the hero of that story is a single mother just doing her best
I did find a manga about a 40-year-old neighborhood auntie from I think Osaka? who got isekai'd and went on a world-saving journey, but it either went on hiatus or got cancelled. (Or I forgot to bookmark it and then couldn't find it again.) Same for one I found with an elderly lady who got isekai'd and just wanted to travel around peacefully. I don't remember either of their titles, I just remember that they exist somewhere
I love that book sm
9:44 back in the day, religion was very prevalent.
people got married at 16, had kids at 17, and divorce was looked down upon by society, for religious reasons.
i dont think "the humor died" i just think the fact religion and social stigma of divorce are less prevalent now means people arent trapped in unhappy marriages 😂
9:03 The incorrectest way to state that would have to be "Sniffed it in the butt."
Not if you're a dog
Just what I was thinking!!!
6:01: I'm just gonna say that bronze is still pretty impressive. Imagine how many people try out for every sport. Even if you only consider the ones officially on every team, you had someone that placed third in the world, out of all the athletes, from like 84 countries (at least, 84 are participating in the Winter Olympics this year). That's something to be proud of!
Well yeah, but it's skateboarding, a sport that was invented, pioneered, made big, shaped and codified, re-envisioned, rejuvenated and taken to the new millennium in the US. Like, how many professional skateboarders can you think of that aren't American?
@@MJFallout I don't really see how that makes it any less impressive. It's still third out of rather a lot of people
@@jimwormmaster It's like how in the Winter Olympics the countries with all the super nice ice rinks usually win in ice hockey. The countries with all the best, biggest, most advanced skateparks should be poised to win in skateboarding.
@@MJFallout I suppose, but even then, being one of the ones chosen to compete in your country's team puts you ahead of a fair few. It's not like you placed 3 out of five or the like.
9:56
Brb, someone tech guy is calling me.
5:18 I did not honestly know he passed. Damn, now I'm sad. I've been staying away from any news since it's always been about negative shit and I'm so done with it after 2+ years and the moment I do, one of my favourite singers pass away.
Comedians: I wish Moore jobs were paid in exposure.
Artists: oh no
The way Emkay edited the post so it wont spoil felt very proffesional. I feel like I paid to watch this.
ooh which one was it?
This is the side of twitter that I like.
Waiting for the narrators to narrate creepypastas
Once I was on a date and the guy legit heard "super salad" and had the most hilarious, puzzled look on his face as the waiter asked him 3 times before he finally said "Oh. Soup."
4:42 I’m so glad to see someone talk about Owl City. It’s one of my favorite bands. I love many of his songs, but I have a soft spot for Galaxies, Plant Life, and Bird and the Worm.
I used to think that the ice thing with the frosty letters was just a giant icee container that I couldn't eat from without permission for a few years. This video made me remember that memory :)
11:01
There’s this webtoon called The Fabled Warrior, in which the protagonist is, in fact, a ~40 year old mother of two with no more fucks to give. Her Holy Sword is a BROOM.
7:17 imagine seeing a fighter jet with *group that you are politically against* flying around your neighborhood mowing people down
I was thinking it was more like walking in a forest and then running into a 7ft moose but that works too.
@@wheelsoffire1195 7ft moose are common by comparision though
dragons are rare, its an event when they pop up, except in skyrim. in skyrim they're a minor annoyance and you should just call pest control
1:30 I've been doing that since I was a child.
Mother never let me pursue my appreciation of a good box.
8:01 as someone that collects cool looking rocks I find I’m slightly jealous lol
Oscar the dog reminds me of a time when I overheard a woman say to her rabbit that she was walking in a harness: "see? you did really well out there today" as if she were saying to the bunny, I don't see why you have to be a dick all those other times...it was adorable
1:35 whew, thank God, okay, so this is normal then? I thought there was something wrong with me. Like I could put so many whatever-I'm-gonna-need-to-organize-and-stuff-in-my-closet things in there.
2:50 The bird professor one is how the school cafeteria was like in elementary school.
98% of my web searches are me googling words to make sure they mean what I think they do so I can play them in scrabble without getting an ass whooping from my mom.
5:38 You know that no one actually calls for advice when the station plays the same four different conversations over the span of several months. I think that is why I’ve never heard the radio station I usually listen to play advice ever since.
7:11
I mean, why are humans shocked when we encounter bears?
"If yOu TAkE thE LaugH TraCk oUt of FrieNDs it ISn't fUnNy. "
And if you take the sound track out of dracula it's not scary. Congratulations genius you have discovered basic composition.
I don’t think that’s fair. First of all if you take some more modern stuff, say Event Horizon, The Thing, The Mist, basically any good horror movie from the past 40 years, they’re still terrifying without the soundtrack. If you remove the soundtrack from a video game, it’s not AS fun but it’s still fun. The entire, pure purpose of a laugh track is to use psychology to trick the audience into laughing at a joke regardless of the quality, and while soundtracks can have similar effect, soundtracks must have effort put into them, whereas laugh tracks can be bought as stock sfx and don’t add soul, they’re only there for that little psychological effect. Truthfully not comedies should be using laugh tracks, and removing the laugh tracks would be a good thing as that allows us to consider the quality of the humor without the confirmation bias
"Most of Owl City songs"
Bruuuuuh I cannot--- 😂
The one about the "Chosen One" trope? I'd highly recommend "Everything, Everywhere, All At Once". It's an amazing movie with just about that exact main character, a lot of action, and quite a lot of humour, too. It's also rated R.
Relating to the knee cracking, my joints are always cracking to the point where everyone I know is either
1) very concerned
2) laugh and call me glowstick
3:59 older people want that nostalgia
Fun fact about toy story 3. The director originally asked the animators to just use old models of kid Andy since the scene was going to have a “crappy vhs” filter over it. But the animators were like “we aren’t half asking this…”
I have a pilot friend and when I asked him about this, he chuckled and said “it’s a secret”
time to binge through another emkay video >:) i can predict the future and i conclude that this will be a very good video
edit: i was correct
@Deksteris Avotinis SOBS
@@otterpxpalt5591 the bots need to be stopped
When I hoarded boxes as a child they called me a hoarder.
When I do it now, nobody wants to admit I was just ahead of my time.
10:15
I am a Viking fridge marauder, you'd better watch out.
Never before have I commented on an Emkay video to compliment the fan art, but GOD DAMN, THAT WAS AMAZING
The "it's a really good box" KILLED me
doing this instead of missing assignments. wish me luck.
If you do your assignments then you will have something to look forward to later
2:37
Same vibe as me. After 30 years of living, I've just realised that we can cancel the floor we've chosen in an elevator.
Couldn’t be more accurate
Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi 💋🔥
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
10:43
From the pov of a Gorillaz fanatic, he would be more popular
I've read a book where the chosen one is a depressed man going through a divorce who also has leprosy and has given up on life. Half of the hook is him telling people they shouldn't like him because his "dirty". This is also a world where there is no such thing as illness
The first meme: * shows 4 examples *
Harry & Marv from Home Alone: *allow us to introduce ourselves.*
11:08 It exists and is called "Once Upon A Time" on Disney plus and maybe Hulu? It is not a 42 year old mom though. It is about a 28 year old who had a baby at 18 in prison and her kid comes back to get her to save all the classic fairy tale characters from a curse that sent them to a imaginary town somewhere in Maine. The lady needs to make everyone remember who they are
4:35
I'm IT, and yesterday I wore a D&D t-shirt and sweatpants to work. If you want to stereotype us, I'll stereotype you as some who thinks turning off the monitor is shutting down the computer
Political twitter: heck
Nonpolitical twitter: heaven
no
the liam thing blew my mind too when i first learned it. my mom told me and she just laughed as my entire worldview was *shattered*.
10:25 eh, I find it cucumbersome todo.
4:48 I snorted so hard. That is EXACTLY correct.
2:45 This just sums up the chaos of my Religion course. We hardly get anything done because we’re too busy throwing toilet rolls and yelling “CRAZY MOTION” (don’t even ask)
4:05. Bruh google became a number its so popular.
10:38 I GOT SO EXCITED AT THIS (i love Gorillaz) I ACCIDENTALLY SLAPPED MY FEET TOGETHER AND I HIT MY ANKLE BONES AND IM IN SEVERE PAIN 😭
2:35 I realized this out when 2 kids named Liam and William were both in an acting program with me.
Reason the chosen one is a teenager is because none of the adults are stupid enough to go through all the insane bs the chosen ones always have to endure. Also you know as you get older there is more and more chance of you just not giving a fuck about the supposed end of the world as you will be like "end of the world again supposed to have happened 20 years ago yet here we are".
11:00 there is one, actually. It's a webtoon about a heroine who returned from another world and had a family. Next thing she knew, the other world had another crisis and searched for her. Unfortunately, time flew differently so while her old comrade only experienced a few months, she was already a 40 year old woman.
2:50 *called the "northern sparrow" even though the profile picture is a lapland longspur*
Nah that cats getting room on board for the work he does. Plus meals? And 99% of his time is leisure time? He’s def getting his money’s worth.
11:08 idk who needs to know, but there’s a show called Yonderland created by the same people who made horrible histories, and it stars a middle age mum who’s actually the chosen one to save a land called yonderland. It’s an amazing show and I highly recommend it!!
Damn, my guy got pipis in exchange for icecream? What a deal!
7:52 bro thinks about it so much he could probably tell you the minute it happened
So fun story about the foo fighters. The term was coined during ww2 for unidentified objects fighter pilots used to see during dog fights. Conventional wisdom believes that what they were seeing was sunlight reflecting off the cockpit as most reports of fast moving lights came during the day.
Technically, non-fungible *does* mean it can't be turned into a mushroom.
@Ista Nioni uhh ur gonna get banned from youtube lol
@@drfty2915 it’s a bot, and i’m pretty sure replying to it makes it comment more
@@mothgirl0512 yeah I just reported it
I am here for Sasha Baron Cohen as the Joker. That would be truely terrifying.
"The problem with 10:30pm is that comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful"
As someone who falled asleep at 4am i can tell that truer words hath never been spoken
11:01 That's basically the plot of "Do you love your mom and her two-hit multi-target attacks?" AKA "Okaasan Online".
Gotta love how he got so pissed off upon seeing friends that he didn’t even reaD THE POST. -_-
7:13
So I kinda started overthinking about this now, and that entirely depends on the rarity of dragons, I suppose. If dragons aren't common where the elves are, even if they know that they do exist, it would still be beyond incredible to see one. Humans know tigers exist, but they'll still think it's cool as heck to see them at the zoo or on TV.
Heck, even if they're not that rare, you might still find it cool. I see some animals like squirrels and dogs basically every day but get excited to see them because I like them.
And even if they are kinda common, *they're still giant fire breathing lizards* (assuming we're talking about western dragons). They're dangerous and you'd be allarmed to be in the presence of one.
I think in most films it would be the equivalent of us seeing dinosaurs
I feel personally attacked about the difficult decision to keep or throw away cardboard boxes.
Put freaking Blippi in a purple suit and green hair. We have an amazing Joker right there.
11:05 that anime would probably be along the lines of "Do you love her mom and her two-hit multi-target attacks?" Otherwise known as "Tsuujou kougeki ga zentai kougeki de ni-kai kougeki no okaansan was Suki desuka"
I applaud Robin for being able to pronounce Edinburg. It’s Edinburg (Ed-in-bruh), not Ed-in-brough.
that thumbnail is too real
I might be dumb for this but please explain the 10:30pm, 2:30am thing to me. I really don't get it...
1:39 My bed is currently secured in place by a cardboard box on either side. I call that a win.
I was once on a 2.5 hour flight that landed 45 minutes early. The wormhole was cool.
Hahaha that sounds exactly like Minnesota at 7:11. I once saw a fish literally frozen in an ice block. Not stuck underneath the lake or anything, FROZEN IN THE ICE BLOCK! The fish couldn't even move, and it was dead at that point, but it was still crazy
1:47 this reminds me that there were blights on the bathroom wall at my house from where the paint had torn off, and everytime i saw them i had the overwhelming urge to fill in the spaces with drawings and i had to fight myself to keep from doing so
until i was left home alone one day and filled in the spaces with little drawings of cherubs and fairies
it was fun trying to explain to my mom that they just had "the shape" when they in fact did not have a shape
"to make a TV show, you must have one banana shaped man and one orange shaped man"
Me who has been watching Castlevania on repeat: banana shaped man and orange shaped man- *slowly looks at Alucard and Trevor* . . . Oh god
Look, I’ve never seen anyone use Liam as short for William, but it makes fuck tons more sense than Bill as a nickname for William
2:27
Were it not for Sauron, Middle Earth and all life on it would not exist.
Sauron's brethren weren't originally going to create Middle Earth nor the life that calls it home.
His brethren made Middle Earth and its life because Sauron had given them visions of what it would be like if they made it.
Maybe I'm misremembering the Silmarillion, but I feel like you're referring to Melkor aka Morgoth, Sauron's original master
7:18 makes me imagine a fantasy version of The Joker saying "We Live In A Realm."
7:17 I mean, people react surprised when they see a spider or when a cockroach starts fliying and i think thats as normal as a dragon in a fantasy world
There's an anime with an old man hero and his family hates him for no reason.its called Inuyashiki, it's pretty good
10:56 Finally a topic I know. It's because everyone can relate to being a child/teen (playing with lego, hitting stuff with sticks for no reason, and lighting random junk on fire with your parents' lighter), but not everyone can relate to a 50yr old who's working at a well-paid black company who calls them during the dead of night a couple of hours after returning home, gone through college (while not showing them grind for the exams), just to go home to watch over their 90yo bedridden father and ail mother and 5 of their children, while their brother calls over the phone that the MC isn't "doing enough" because they won't donate $5000 to him for no reason.
That, and children give off different vibes than adults.