I accidentally missed Astro and Sam oops. Astro reminds me of the internet explorer logo (don’t ask) and Sam is the average Demon Slayer fan gone rogue
pugilists simplicity layout for their icon looks like the K.O gauge for Little Mac on Smash Bro.....in which barely anyone plays so i guess they've got that in common, Low tier and no ranged options lol.
Me as a Astro Main the me: He is right... ._. We got forgotten... *hugs the samurai and gave him my cards to play that he dont needs to be sad like me*
"How does it feel to have to read an entire spreadsheet just to use your rotations correctly?" I hit Fire III when I meant to hit Fire IV and accept defeat. I shamefully cast Transpose and hope no one notices. They notice. I slide-cast into a cleave. All is suffering. "There are other jobs-" I dug this grave and I'm going to lie in it!! Roll in it!! Put my Ley Lines in it!! Also you're 100% right re: Sage.
I started as maruader/warrior and I l am loving my big unga bunga so far. I am the wall. I stand in front of building sized enemies and attacks. Tank those hits and come back for more.
Hey now, I picked Scholar because I thought the Summoner Zeta relic was the Scholar one and now the cost is so sunk that I geared myself into a corner and I can only take Scholar into current Savage.
Real missed opportunity missing out on ast. The whole "we continue to be reworked while reworking" business would have been a great laugh... idk the pieces are there. I ain't smart enough to make a good joke on it, but I have hopes that you do! Lol - good vid.
I find it funny that people can't take a joke from before. Bro, I've seen people rage over actual "broken down" job videos because "That's not how THEY OPERATE" and proceed to showcase their opener. You are doing fine! Loving the Stereotypes. I'm the Edgy every button pressed DRK/GNB.
tbh the summoner scholar thing is switched for me. i legit forgot summoner exists half the time.. i really like scholar tho some folks say its difficult ? ive been pitied when i said it's my first healer in this game as well as using controller. is it really that hard comparatively? my other mains are red mage paladin. ALSO! yoshi p. ser. please. let us use minions as summon glamours
Dragoon: Suicidal Floor Tanks (We're here for you get help) Reaper: All edge, no point. You tend to be the party murder hobo. Samurai: Warrior for weebs Ninja: I SMOKED ENOUGH CRACK TO SEE TIIIIIIIIME, WATCH ME DO CRAZY SHIT WITH MY HANDS! Monk: You wear a chasity cage 24/7 Red Mage: Big hat, tiny sword, no wonder your pants are so tight Blue Mage: You aren't a real class, come back when you can hit the expansion's level cap Black Mage: Haw haw, you can't move for 90% of your rotation! Summoner: Why are you summoning the dragon that committed mass genocide 10-15 years back? Bard: I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON! Dancer: Cha Cha Real Smooth Mechanist: What, are bows too low-tech for your fancy ass? White Mage: You secretly get off on the fact you can choose who lives and dies, so nobody fucks with you. Scholar: Diet White Mage with a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD book and shields Astrologian: Summoner, but you heal. Sage: Red Mage with guns and actual healing Paladin: Don't tell me. You're a descendant of moon people and plan on leaving because your people need you. Warrior: Wait you're NOT DPS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Dark Knight: Reaper, but an edgy tank with a BFS. Gunbreaker: Wait, you're a tank? WHAT IS WRONG WITH EORZEA!?
Goddamn man, Dancer and Gunbreaker wasn't that bad but, you didn't need to call me out that hard with Sage. It's not my fault it's super convenient instead of trying to slowly level up my still Lvl57 Scholar
Lmao I main monk/pugilist since I satrted the game. I suffered the reworks and still miss my electric super saiyan aura So yes my favourite class is pugilist
MCH: "This class is boring as f-" I know this is all in good fun, but is that really the best roast possible? No "you have the attention span of a-LOOK A SHINY THING"? No "Your rotations make BLM's spreadsheets look like a WHM's opener"? No "STOP USING FLAMETHROWER AND MOVE"? Source: I am a MCH main.
I accidentally missed Astro and Sam oops. Astro reminds me of the internet explorer logo (don’t ask) and Sam is the average Demon Slayer fan gone rogue
it's okay, so did the devs.
You only have one job
It's not my fault that I think astrology is a load of horseshit. I'm a Virgo, after all.
pugilists simplicity layout for their icon looks like the K.O gauge for Little Mac on Smash Bro.....in which barely anyone plays so i guess they've got that in common, Low tier and no ranged options lol.
"...and Sam is the average Demon Slayer fan gone rogue."
But rogues in this game turn into ninjas.
* wordlessly packs bags and heads out the door *
"if you picked scholar, it's because you were leveling summoner"
Personally, I had the reverse situation lmao
And then there's me, who leveled both :'D
same
This video is so wholesome, even as a joke. The fact that you can tell that Hesken is trying really hard to be mean is amusing.
Astros forgotten crying in the corner
Oops
And Samurai
"Hahaha 😂 what's your siiiign?!? I'm. A. Virgo. I'm SO quirky! Like, OMG! I know right?!?" 🤡🤡🤡
And reaper. Also gunbreaker
Me as a Astro Main the me: He is right... ._. We got forgotten... *hugs the samurai and gave him my cards to play that he dont needs to be sad like me*
As a drg main it's all about finding that one perfect spot to backflip off the map or into someone else's aoe marker leading you to a double kill
"How does it feel to have to read an entire spreadsheet just to use your rotations correctly?" I hit Fire III when I meant to hit Fire IV and accept defeat. I shamefully cast Transpose and hope no one notices. They notice. I slide-cast into a cleave. All is suffering. "There are other jobs-" I dug this grave and I'm going to lie in it!! Roll in it!! Put my Ley Lines in it!!
Also you're 100% right re: Sage.
RPR is what happens when a BTN had enough.
"Alright Dragoon, fuck this class" that had me weak and wheezing I wasn't expecting that 😭
I have learned the Black Mage rotation, not by looking at spreadsheets, but out of sheer force of will for the love of my class.
0:25 jokes on you i dont even use those jumps.
2:25 gave me so much larryzaur nostalgia idk why so thank you. I love your content.
Bro what hairstyle is that.. I’m staring at it so respectfully
It's called Ambitious Ends! It's something you can buy from the new variant dungeon :)
I started as maruader/warrior and I l am loving my big unga bunga so far. I am the wall. I stand in front of building sized enemies and attacks. Tank those hits and come back for more.
“the power of god and anime on my side” had me CACKLING that was a perfect roast
Astrologian: the class so bad they don't even rate getting dunked on
Astro be like: whm is too boring so instead I give myself carpal tunnel aundrome
As a Reaper, that's entirely accurate. I clearly ooze edge.
And as a Red Mage, I'm dressed in all black. Clearly, I'm doing everything right XD
As a bard main, yes I do play it because it is easy. The rotation is smoother than my brain.
Hey now, I picked Scholar because I thought the Summoner Zeta relic was the Scholar one and now the cost is so sunk that I geared myself into a corner and I can only take Scholar into current Savage.
Gunbreaker is like a Tekken combo but for explosions, especially with 3 Cartridges. Our job is to look badass then superbolide after benediction.
MNK is my favorite class and this slander shall not be tolerated, oof.
Real missed opportunity missing out on ast. The whole "we continue to be reworked while reworking" business would have been a great laugh... idk the pieces are there. I ain't smart enough to make a good joke on it, but I have hopes that you do! Lol - good vid.
I find it funny that people can't take a joke from before. Bro, I've seen people rage over actual "broken down" job videos because "That's not how THEY OPERATE" and proceed to showcase their opener. You are doing fine! Loving the Stereotypes. I'm the Edgy every button pressed DRK/GNB.
As a brand new player who chose thaumaturge to start, i didn't know we even had spreadsheets, im glad to hear it's explained somewhere simple
0:38 not even a minute into the video and this man has me crying laughing 🤣
As a contractor, I do enjoy watching paint dry, which makes Paladin perfect for me.
AST main here, feels bad to be forgotten :(
Aside from the cursing, this was less of a roast and more of a comedy act. 😂 Its great! 👍 Good job. 🤣
my favorite class is pugilist XD (just kidding, I love all my 12 battle classes)
As a dancer main dating a warrior main... absolutely true.
well well another video of my favorite furry in final fantasy just kidding
tbh the summoner scholar thing is switched for me. i legit forgot summoner exists half the time..
i really like scholar tho some folks say its difficult ? ive been pitied when i said it's my first healer in this game as well as using controller.
is it really that hard comparatively?
my other mains are red mage paladin.
ALSO!
yoshi p. ser. please.
let us use minions as summon glamours
Dragoon: Suicidal Floor Tanks (We're here for you get help)
Reaper: All edge, no point. You tend to be the party murder hobo.
Samurai: Warrior for weebs
Ninja: I SMOKED ENOUGH CRACK TO SEE TIIIIIIIIME, WATCH ME DO CRAZY SHIT WITH MY HANDS!
Monk: You wear a chasity cage 24/7
Red Mage: Big hat, tiny sword, no wonder your pants are so tight
Blue Mage: You aren't a real class, come back when you can hit the expansion's level cap
Black Mage: Haw haw, you can't move for 90% of your rotation!
Summoner: Why are you summoning the dragon that committed mass genocide 10-15 years back?
Bard: I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON!
Dancer: Cha Cha Real Smooth
Mechanist: What, are bows too low-tech for your fancy ass?
White Mage: You secretly get off on the fact you can choose who lives and dies, so nobody fucks with you.
Scholar: Diet White Mage with a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD book and shields
Astrologian: Summoner, but you heal.
Sage: Red Mage with guns and actual healing
Paladin: Don't tell me. You're a descendant of moon people and plan on leaving because your people need you.
Warrior: Wait you're NOT DPS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Dark Knight: Reaper, but an edgy tank with a BFS.
Gunbreaker: Wait, you're a tank? WHAT IS WRONG WITH EORZEA!?
Ok, what *would* you have said about Astro if you'd remembered it? lol
The thing they hold reminds me of the internet explorer logo for some reason
@@heskensol That's fair, lol.
man i miss pre rework summoner.. that shit was so much more fun, but too many people cried about it xD.
Goddamn man, Dancer and Gunbreaker wasn't that bad but, you didn't need to call me out that hard with Sage. It's not my fault it's super convenient instead of trying to slowly level up my still Lvl57 Scholar
on behalf of all black mage players, pain is fun
Scholar - For me it was the other way around bro. ;)
You are correct I never heard my favorite class is pugilist. My favorite class is Monk though~.
Awww man apparently I picked the hardest class for my first character or something…. Maybe that’s a good thing
You seem like a nice person trying to be a bad. 😂. Appreciate the 3 minute video.
yes hesken is one of the nicest people i have met :D
I like how you judge all the jobs you don't play or have put little to no effort in. Most are really fun if you get them past 70 or 80.
Lmao I main monk/pugilist since I satrted the game. I suffered the reworks and still miss my electric super saiyan aura
So yes my favourite class is pugilist
meanwhile astro *insert gigachad music*
That monk is looking good tho
Yeah I play Black Mage, yeah I’m a masochist. And what about it??
black mage here. funny you think i needed the spreadsheet :)
HEY. I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY HEALER LOVES ME WHEN I TANK AND I MAIN PALADIN....so what my healer is my girlfriend....she isn't biased, I swear.
MCH: "This class is boring as f-"
I know this is all in good fun, but is that really the best roast possible? No "you have the attention span of a-LOOK A SHINY THING"? No "Your rotations make BLM's spreadsheets look like a WHM's opener"? No "STOP USING FLAMETHROWER AND MOVE"?
Source: I am a MCH main.
I ain't gonna lie, I only play ninja because tab targeting is boring
Oi don't diss the fist mage!
Aw, that WHM roast was mad weak... :(
I guess there are no astro and sam players? 😅
OMG HOW DID I MISS SAMURAI
Gasp! Such hurtful words! I am offended!!
Was this supposed to be a joke?, since the DRK part was so cool!
AST mains where you at lol
So are Blue Mages actually a class?
Dragoon is the original edgelord
in:b4 Heskin discovers mods and shaders lol.
As a white mage i can confirme that im just white
this was amazing ♥ accurate as fck
Dont lie. Nobody chooses me.
Perfect.
You talking about mnk come and fite me beast man :v
Wait did you level Dancer now?
not yet haha
44k likes in 3 min?
I think your TH-cam is bugging lol
@@heskensol yeah, could be :)
Anyway, as a RDM main, I concur :)
@@JamesRogers1983don't you mean verconcur
@@reese1339 verily
Is was great made me laugh im sending this to my bf
I... I like monk... monk fun... ;~; jokes aside funny video! Lol
Yall so toxic yall made a wholesome man join yall SMH YALL SMH XD
Yeah I'm a filthy cheater! Try to stop me loser! I cheat myself by waiting 2 years for the job to get an update 😂😂😂
That Disney's Beast DNC glam tho
Can we should stop for a while ad admire how much all the classes suits so cool a big fluffly catto daddy? Ahahah
it's the second heart i'v got from the catto now im happy
warrior yes lub smash