I thought that giant squid would leave pretty tell tail sucker wounds on sperm whales? Still one sided but would be like if the cheeseburger gave you a good smack before going down
Honestly orcas scare me way more because of their prowess and intelligence. I know they've never hurt people in the wild but if they wanted to I'm sure it would be terrifying
Truthfully, I agree with the idea that they are not non-hostile to people, they just are not caught in the act. You can find videos of people being followed by small groups of them slowly tightening the circle until the people leave the water. The fact that we are weird enough to make them wonder how something like us can exist in the ocean makes them wary of us, and in turn saves our lives. Think about it from their perspective. What if we are poisonous? We could have some hidden defense, like a sonic cannon, or chemical cloud. Also, we have those strange hard objects with back facing teeth that we climb on, what's up with that? Why do we bubble so much, are we wounded, sick, contagious? 'Ugh, look at the way they swim, what's wrong with their flippers... Wait, are those tentacles? Why isn't is afraid of us, or trying to get away quicker? No, don't eat that, you don't know where it has been.'
I've been scuba diving a few times and I can safely say that sharks don't scare me, barracuda do. Sharks are super cool to see in person, I was breathless when I saw one. When I saw a barracuda, shivers ran down my spine. They just sit there in the water, not traveling up or down nor side to side. They move only as much as they need to to stay where they are thanks to the current. It's unbelievably unsettling to see the beautiful ocean full of life and most importantly movement, then you see this one thing that's perfectly still while everything else keeps moving. I don't know how else to describe it but barracuda freak me out even if they aren't deadly
Was diving in Cozumel, settled at about 40 ft and was just riding the current, looked down and noticed a 5ft barracuda doing the same, right next to my dive partners feet. He didn't even blink, I about shit🤣🤣
I almost died from a jellyfish.i got stung so badly that I had trouble breathing, felt nausea and was dizzy, couldn’t walk well. Never mind the pain, though vinegar took some of it. I was sick for two days (didn’t go to ER) self-treated the poisoning, cleaned skin with warm water. I had huge black mark where it touched me and you could see the tentacle marks too. To this day I don’t know what it was but I’m 6’0 and 200 pounds.
@@TH-camdoesntneedhandles That's because we live on land, if we lived in the sea we would have a statistically greater chance of dying by jelly fish than lightning.
i just wanna add some things about sharks real quick -cows kill more people than sharks do -we have slaughtered 90% of all sharks due to culling and finning -sharks swim past people all day every day and are actually very passive -they have been evolving for 400 million years and very rarely mistake people for a potential prey item -100 million sharks are killed every year for some soup that is toxic -they keep out the dying, weak, sick, and injured prey from reproducing so they kind of act like the white blood cells of our earth so thats kinda cool -we can swim with sharks unlike how you cant just walk next to a polar bear -because they are an apex predator they are incredibly important to our food chains -we can coexist very nicely but in order to do that they must exist idk maybe more people will help their conservation and understand that they are far less dangerous then we make them out to be :)
yea I agree, humans fucking suck. Driving every other species to extinction eventually. Well you can walk beside polar bears, its just not recommended but I happens for example when they break into peoples homes and empty the refrigerators..
Appreciating this comment a lot Human be like: "Oh? You are a hard wired predator and not acting like a cute pet that do tricks? Well damn, guess it's okay to exterminate your race."
Good points, but they are in fact _not_ "apex" predators. They are themselves preyed upon by orcas, dolphins, and men. True "apex" predators have _no_ natural enemies are eaten by _nothing_ outside of decomposers.
Honestly, the BS about the great white was a bit excessive. I've dove with great whites off the coast of South Africa during the day for training. Night training was was a lot more creepy and we had some precautions. But none of our guys ever get attacked. They are very opportunistic. Once you understand them, you're good to go for the most part. They are still sharks..... but there are strategies for dealing with them, just like bears in Siberia and Alaska.
The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.
18:58 Did you know, that on average about 8 people are killed by sharks per year? Did you also know that on average 13 people per year are killed by domestic cows? Puts into perspective how, generally peaceful sharks are.
I'll keep that strategy in mind in case 2020 isn't as bad as it can get. But honestly after watching this, I really don't feel so bad for the killer whales at Sea World now. If they weren't forced into entertaining our children, they'd be out on a murder spree.
@@user-fi3fo2sg5x I was joking. Admittedly, a bit edgy, but remember the context of how Thoughty described killer whales; killing for sport and using their victim's bodies to play water polo. I thought my comment would be seen as a continuation of that joke, but that's clearly not how it was received.
7:21 YES thank you Thoughty2 for mentioning that! More awareness is needed about cetacean captivity and its array of harmful effects on those poor cetaceans.
@@solanumtuberosa yeah but just because something CAN be dangerous doesnt mean they will, most of the time submarines don't kill fish, and to be the deadliest creature you need to kill not have potential. also if subs with nukes don't exist that DOES make them less dangerous lmao
The Irukandji Jellyfish is pretty damn terrifying too. Mostly because they're so small they're practically invisible, but also because they can leave you in the hospital in agony for an entire week and cause you to die from pain, literally. The venom also have the psychological bi-effect of causing you to feel like you're about to die "a sense of impending doom" it is described as.
Is this the one where victims of jelly stings ask to be helped to "become unalive"? Like they ask the doctors to put them out of ther misery permanently?
I’m just gonna say it, none of these are the deadliest creatures. Completely left out stonefish too. But a good chunk of these are mostly harmless to humans, and orcas specifically have only been known to attack people in captivity. The title of deadliest sea creature or maybe overall creature goes to the blue ring octopus. It’s a tiny little thing no bigger than your thumb nail, and it has enough venom to kill almost 30 adult humans :) never pick it up. It’s very easy to spot it because if it’s startled you’ll see bright blue rings on it. They’re only found in Australia in tide pools though so don’t worry if you’re not from the land down under
The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.
As an aussy kid who grew up on the beach, every one, every kid knew about the blue ring octopus. It was drilled into us if we ever saw an octopus in the rock pools to not fu#k with it in any way shape or form.
The weird thing about the blue ring octopus is that the bright blue rings it displays when disturbed are meant to ward off potential predators, but are likely to attract humans, especially children, who are ignorant of it's lethality. The bite is also supposedly painless. Death soon follows unless medical aid is given.
For anyone who saw this video and doesn’t really know too much about sharks, I suggest watching the Thoughty2 video “Why Is This the Deadliest Shark in History?” to the end. Later in the video (I think it starts somewhere around the 12-13 minute mark tbh, so it’s a very large portion of the video, nearly half) he explains there that sharks are actually really undeserving of this reputation and how much more of a threat we are to them (etc etc)
Interesting video. However, I was under the impression that bull sharks were more aggressive than great whites. Not to mention that, statistically speaking, shark attacks don't really kill that many people, even if you only look at water-related deaths
Bulls are more aggressive but in Australia Great Whites are responsible for nearly all shark fatalities, followed by a few Tigers and very rare Bull deaths (for what stats we have on type of shark, that is). Bulls tend towards warmer waters so you're not going to see them much in more populous states like NSW and Victoria. Even so GW still are responsible for most shark fatalities even in the subtropics/tropics than Bulls though Qld has crappy stats so the numbers could definitely be higher. NSW, Vic, SA, WA and TAS have good stats and they're overwhelmingly GW. Also Bulls are much smaller than GW and Tiger so you're probably more likely to survive and attack even though they are definitely more aggressive generally.
That could be why our fatality count is so much higher per-attack than the US for example. Lot of Bull attacks there in the gulfstream/Florida region I'd imagine 'cos of the warm water and obvious population differential but, for 2021: 47 unprovoked attacks, 1 fatality in US. Australia, 12 unprovoked attacks, 3 fatalities (all GW). That's the difference the type of shark makes. Remoteness may play a factor as well to be fair, we will not have the response time as Florida/highly populated beaches would in some cases.
If you’re going to talk about box jellyfish, please show them. It’s kind of important, given how dangerous they are. What you showed were sea nettles - way less dangerous, often in gorgeous displays at aquariums (Monterey Bay is a great one). Lots of information about both on Google.
True, though I think he is obsessed with sex and genitals a bit too much. I really don't find 6th grade humor funny except when used occasionally. Not every 3 minutes. It just gets a little weird at some point.
@@tb9734 - Yes, and him comparing a sea parasite with "parasites you'd get at a Thai brothel" was in very poor taste, stereotypical, and ignorant/dismissive of the child sex trafficking that fuels "sex tourism" by mostly white, male foreigners from more affluent countries.
@@tb9734 - Unable to edit my comment above: should've been *_"Bangkok brothels,"_* which are also complicit in the human rights violations of sex trafficking.
Well said. If I'd known what we learn as we get older I certainly would not have gone to seaworld which I did with my family as a kid in 81.Place should be shut down
"...seeing her husband grappling with a coiling monstrosity she reacted instantly, lunged forward, and asked if he had found the propeller yet?" Pretty sure that would be my wife's action.
I had a horrifying dream I was with a group of people in the streets, which were really deep flooded canals filled with orcas ranging from 10-30 feet long. I never felt so small and helpless in my life.
'Killing machine, looks incredibly dangerous, kills you, super terrifying' Great white shark swimming by the camera, looking like it smiles, being super adorable
I remember seeing a big male longfin a few years back while swimming in a creek up north, soon after what I presume was its mate arrived and it had a infant with it, how cute. The male was deathly still for a while, then all of a sudden it attacked the baby in the blink of an eye and took a big chunk out its tail. These things are fucked!
Stop lying hahaha they don't even have teeth bro when feeding on carcasses they grab and death roll to remove meat they can't bite chucks out of things.
@@brendanh8193 I think it's a worldwide figure, though from what I've read it is much higher than that due to mis-diagnosis of the symptoms, especially in less developed countries. Apparently 40 of those deaths happen in the Philippines alone. And also from what I've read there hasn't really been a concerted effort to track all the deaths, so records aren't very good.
Great video Arran! I just remembered why I don't swim in the ocean anymore. Entirely to many sharp teeth. Great job! Ready and waiting for your new book, almost time to receive it , isn't it? You do awesome work every time. Thank you for all your hard work. They are excellent!
@@Thoughty2 I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear thouhjt
@@Thoughty2 Please Arran! This video is directly harmful to the species you target! :0 You have horribly misrepresented these animals as mindless killers when they are no more dangerous than a tiger or a bear. Please make amends for this lest by taking down the video and replacing it with an actually educational one which will bring attention to the conservation of these magnificent creatures :'^3
@@Thoughty2 Orcas are kind creatures! according to west coast First Nations they are our ancestors reborn. if anything their incredible intelligence is more proof that they are worth our protection :'(
Me: comes to see the thing in the thumbnail *realises I got clickbaited by Thoughy2* I did research and the shark's name in the thumbnail is Frilled Shark
I just wanna question something you said about Great Whites being responsible for more deaths than any other shark in the Ocean. Not true, Bull Sharks are the ones to hold that title as most Shark attacks used to be mistaken for Great Whites but after looking into bite patterns on the wounds of bite victims it was quickly realised that Bull Sharks were the main culprits. If you want to talk about the shark responsible for the most deaths worldwide in history, that title actually belongs to the Oceanic White Tip due to shipwrecks and people being thrown overboard in the Caribbean during the times of occupation.
You are absolutely right about bull sharks and they can actually live in fresh water for a time too so they often show up in brackish estuaries where no one is expecting a shark to be.
@Thoughty2 - Great videos, great entertainment, I really enjoy the enthralling, storytelling cadence of your work. All that being said, please be careful to not misrepresent what is an especially important, critically endangered, and relatively innocent creature like the Great White. A global average of 60-70 “shark attacks” happen each year, most are small, insignificant bites. Only an average of 4 people worldwide are reportedly killed, in provoked, or unprovoked shark attacks. Would you care to know how many shark that we as a species kill per year?... It’s somewhere in the region of 70 Million. With the zero’s out that’s 70,000,000. This isn’t even taking into account; loss of habitat, pollution, and other human-driven changes that threaten every ocean bearing species. From 1950 until now, we have killed off 90% of the global shark population. This is already having a profound effect on the ecosystem. Please raise your awareness of this issue, the world needs to know that sharks are not evil, and that they are critically important to the ecosystem and the biodiversity of the ocean, which is the lifeblood of every living thing on earth. Once again, very much a fan of your videos, and just want to provide some constructive feedback about sending the right message to the very large audience that you have earned yourself. Thank you for reading. Charlie,
I am surprised you didn’t mention bull sharks or Humboldt squid, these are 2 viscous and lethal predators, bull sharks are chronically ill tempered and Humboldt squid are very intelligent pack hunters who use coordinated attacks and shear numbers to get it done.
Just image you are the snail king of the ocean. You get stepped by a tourist you inject the poison only to hear French words. You know your poison won't work and that you are the meal now
@@Bisheimer we, frenchies, are the terror of snails. that's why they're so rare here in our country, they started their own railroad on the borders of Germany and they're preparing a coup.
I got to argue that the bull shark is more terrifying It may look kinda funny But it's one of the most aggressive shark It can swim in two feet of water It'll ram it's prey before attacking And the scariest thing It can swim into fresh water
They are MORE terrifying since they can enter rivers and lakes and live and breed in them! And even in Tennessee there are a couple of man made lakes that actually have the Deadliest Black Pirhana living and breeding in them. Those saw toothed monsters get fricking HUUGE!!!
I live in Cape Town, I went out to see the sharks up close in Shark Alley (near Seal Island, the perfect hunting ground). It was absolutely awesome! I literally gasped at their size and power. It's worth respecting the ocean. Imagine someone wearing a wetsuit arriving in your living room to watch you. I'd get a bit annoyed. Slightly.
I watched the Discovery channels special on the “Air Borne Sharks”, showing the Great Whites jumping out of the ocean and not so far away from their boat! I have to say it was indeed terrifying to see. They constantly poured chum overboard to attract them but had to keep moving as to prevent the sharks from landing in their boats. Their ability to jump so high was truly amazing. Not like a dolphin as it swims, just up and down, but launching up, complete bodies out of the water, whatever food already caught, then diving down back under.
Bull sharks are over here like, "Hey! What about us?!?" Rainbow mantis shrimp have the fastest attack of any animal on the planet And Bobbit Worms are just... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I think Tiger Sharks have clocked up the most kills on human prey. You're right about Mantis Shrimp; So fast a strike they stun/kill their prey with a sonic boom! Harmless to people. Don't know much about the Bobbit Worm...
I doubt you'll see this but for what it's worth, YOU sir are one articulate guy...I love these videos, you explain things better than ANY teacher I've encountered. Thank you for all of them.
I know some guys who work on the boats, once one said to me "do you swim in the sea" ? I said well yeah, I used to as a kid , a lot actually. He then told me that him and his mates would NEVER get in the drink by choice, too many freaky things down there want to mess you up
I was wondering if anyone else was going to comment about that. I think I'd rather be ripped apart by a shark or orca than bitten by a blue ringed octopus. I think that would be one of the most terrifying ways to die
www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/13/the-tale-of-the-killer-whales We still don't know why they do that though, and yes it's very rare, but it happens.
only one has ever "attacked" a human, and it wasn't really tried to hurt the diver, it just grabbed ahold of his legs and pulled him under then let him go. I think it was just playing and mistook the diver for one of its chewtoys lol
Niall Doyle Hey, you’re right! And it literally was yesterday! www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2248278/Video-Moment-orca-attacks-boat-leaving-O-Coruna-Spain.html They’re smart; they know people shouldn’t travel abroad during the pandemic. But they’re apparently not smart enough to differentiate between ‘Corona’ and ‘O Coruna’ 🤙🏻
@@josele844 they were originally called as asesina ballena. whale killer. see this: uk.whales.org/whales-dolphins/facts-about-orcas/#:~:text=Dolphins%20and%20whales%20are%20closely,the%20easier%20'killer%20whale'.
@@diwakarkoirala4879 A UK site should, of course, always be the first place to go to find out how animals are called or used to be called in Spanish...
honestly the sea creature that terrifies me the most are tongue isopods. i love isopods, theyre so cute, but looking into a fish's mouth and seeing a parasitic arthropod in place of its tongue is probably one of the most horrifying things ive ever witnessed
Have you seen those smiling fish that look like backrooms entity’s and have human teeth? There called arapaima they live in South America and grow up to about 9 feet long. They don’t bite. They fricking launch themselves out of the water at 40 mph speeds straight into ur rig cage. They are considered very aggressive and can leap up to 13 feet in any direction. They also were crazy enough that one rouge arapaima put celebrity fisherman Jeremy wade into a temporary retirement due to needing severe medical help after having his rigcage fractured and his heart severely damaged. (This guy wrestles man eating 11 ft long catfish in his 60’s and his job occupation is “river monster hunter”) the worst part is they aren’t even that rare. There’s like 270 thousand of em in the Amazon alone. It’s horrifying.
Also they kinda lose their touch when you see the meme of the isopod getting ripped out of the fishes mouth saying “Ugh my mount! You know my dad works for Xbox”’
I’ve been attacked by Moree eels off La Jolla, California when hunting abalone. I’ve also watched killer whales circling icebergs with seals trapped on them waiting for a break to get something to eat. I’m happy to be a landlubber now.
Great script and narration. Thoughty2 has been gifted with a magnificent voice and uses it well. Also, I don't know why anyone would even go wading in an ocean after viewing this!
@@netbeans9669 no troll just hate sharks. Could careless what u think or anyone does. They kill people regardless of the amount that i dislike them and wouldnt mind if they were all gone.
@@jmellma1 The farallones islands just off San Francisco, CA are one of the largest and most populous Great White breeding grounds in the world, less than 100 miles from some of the most famous surfing and diving locations on the west coast. There's been only one shark death in California for the last 2 years and that's higher than average.
"Looking like the product of an ill-advised night of passion between a snake and a slug..." I just love how he delivers lines like this so straightly. :)
Check out the story of Old Tom and Australia. He was a leader of an orca pod who lived off the coast near wailing village and assisted The wailers in their job and in return the wailers would give the parts of the whale that they couldn't use to the pod. The arrangement lasted for a long time until a new guy got greedy in the whole arrangement fell apart. I'm obviously leaving out a lot of details but I'm not going to rewrite what's already been written check it out yourself if you want.
@@victorclabaugh1373 its not so much picking apart as it is poking an open wound. This joke wasn't even good because the phrasing would be aquard any way you put it.
1. Orcas have been known to surgically remove the kidney/liver (can’t remember which) from sharks because of the high iron (?) content. That’s all they would eat, using their sharp teeth with such precision that surgeons have lamented the years of medical school wasted. 2. Pods are based on a matriarchy, with the oldest females living to 200 years old. 3. Individual pods have different “languages” or dialect. One of the worse things about seaworld was that the orcas they captured were from different regions, meaning they were unable to properly communicate. Tilikum was severely mistreated and was targeted by the other seaworld orcas, not helped by the small enclosure they were given. 4. Orcas that lose one of their pod will mourn. It’s the saddest shit I’ve ever seen and I just want to give them a hug. 5. Fuck seaworld. 6. Both orcas and dolphins “play” with sea creatures. Dolphins will throw around an inflated pufferfish like a beach ball. 7. Both orcas and dolphins have been known to beach themselves to grab prey, which is more horrifying than a shark appearing out of nowhere.
In certain seaside birthing areas the shore drops away so sharply that Orca, with their hydrodynamic body shapes are able to drive seals into the beach rising over 18 inches above the sea level still completely enveloped in water. They grab the tail flippers of the seal struggling to get out of the water and pull it back in or flip it back in and slide back in after the seal. Rocking and bouncing their bulk in I'd necessary.
Yeah but at the same time the efforts to return orcas to the wild is disasterous. Whales can't simply go from being a baby in human care and then go back to the wild. It's almost best to just let them die.
Philip Jones - sometimes you don’t have a choice in the grand scheme of things. If an orca decides to remove your appendix, your appendix is going to be removed by an orca. You have no choice, stop resisting, there is no escape. 😀💉 Don’t worry, only an orca with the proper medical schooling of the human anatomy would attempt such a thing. An orca *without* any schooling is just trying to kill you, though. Make sure you are swimming in well educated waters, otherwise you’ll have a bad time. Orcas are known to play with their food. 😀👍
8:01 That sperm whale looks suspiciously like it just materialized over the planet Magrathea, which will not end well as this is not a naturally tenable position for a sperm whale.
Sperm whales "do battle" with giant squid in much the same way that we "do battle" with cheese burgers.
I thought that giant squid would leave pretty tell tail sucker wounds on sperm whales? Still one sided but would be like if the cheeseburger gave you a good smack before going down
@@bradfjord oven fresh pizza then. Molten metal cheese and tomato lava sauce. The first bite of hot pizza is always a draw.
Except burgers don't fight back and leave scars in your face.
Depends on the burger
Giant squid actually kill whales
"This is the deadliest creature in the ocean" shows one of the most peaceful sharks as their thumbnail
The shark in the thumbnail is a frilled shark. frilled sharks are around the size of an average man and have never attacked any human lol
I would never in my life even want to look at those things. I don’t care how passive it is, that is one of Lovecraft’s works come to life
@Papy Petit Pois Frilled shark.
Not to mention they live deep in the Mariana Trench
@Papy Petit Pois Le' Penis Shark.
Fun fact: Killer Whales, Orcas, Sea pandas, whatever you call them... Are actually the apex predator of the ocean
Peak*
And when they surprise you, "Peek-a-boo" predator...
I never heard the expression Sea Pandas
I thank you, from the bottom of my heart
Honestly orcas scare me way more because of their prowess and intelligence. I know they've never hurt people in the wild but if they wanted to I'm sure it would be terrifying
Truthfully, I agree with the idea that they are not non-hostile to people, they just are not caught in the act. You can find videos of people being followed by small groups of them slowly tightening the circle until the people leave the water. The fact that we are weird enough to make them wonder how something like us can exist in the ocean makes them wary of us, and in turn saves our lives.
Think about it from their perspective.
What if we are poisonous? We could have some hidden defense, like a sonic cannon, or chemical cloud. Also, we have those strange hard objects with back facing teeth that we climb on, what's up with that? Why do we bubble so much, are we wounded, sick, contagious?
'Ugh, look at the way they swim, what's wrong with their flippers... Wait, are those tentacles? Why isn't is afraid of us, or trying to get away quicker? No, don't eat that, you don't know where it has been.'
I've been scuba diving a few times and I can safely say that sharks don't scare me, barracuda do. Sharks are super cool to see in person, I was breathless when I saw one. When I saw a barracuda, shivers ran down my spine. They just sit there in the water, not traveling up or down nor side to side. They move only as much as they need to to stay where they are thanks to the current. It's unbelievably unsettling to see the beautiful ocean full of life and most importantly movement, then you see this one thing that's perfectly still while everything else keeps moving. I don't know how else to describe it but barracuda freak me out even if they aren't deadly
you were breathless? Under water?
@@leviandhisbae7375 wow, scandal hahahaha.
Barracudas is most certainly deadly.
Barracuda's certainly are deadly - watch more videos.
Was diving in Cozumel, settled at about 40 ft and was just riding the current, looked down and noticed a 5ft barracuda doing the same, right next to my dive partners feet. He didn't even blink, I about shit🤣🤣
Sharks: most terrifying creature of the seas
Also sharks: Barely kills any human...
Meanwhile: jellyfish kills hundreds of people every year.
every year, more people die from being accidentally hit by a falling object rather than from being killed by sharks.
I almost died from a jellyfish.i got stung so badly that I had trouble breathing, felt nausea and was dizzy, couldn’t walk well. Never mind the pain, though vinegar took some of it. I was sick for two days (didn’t go to ER) self-treated the poisoning, cleaned skin with warm water. I had huge black mark where it touched me and you could see the tentacle marks too. To this day I don’t know what it was but I’m 6’0 and 200 pounds.
Your're statistics more likely to get struck by lighting than you are to get attacked by a shark
@@TH-camdoesntneedhandles That's because we live on land, if we lived in the sea we would have a statistically greater chance of dying by jelly fish than lightning.
@@wulfhart2 More people die from eating sharks than die from sharks eating them.
i just wanna add some things about sharks real quick
-cows kill more people than sharks do
-we have slaughtered 90% of all sharks due to culling and finning
-sharks swim past people all day every day and are actually very passive
-they have been evolving for 400 million years and very rarely mistake people for a potential prey item
-100 million sharks are killed every year for some soup that is toxic
-they keep out the dying, weak, sick, and injured prey from reproducing so they kind of act like the white blood cells of our earth so thats kinda cool
-we can swim with sharks unlike how you cant just walk next to a polar bear
-because they are an apex predator they are incredibly important to our food chains
-we can coexist very nicely but in order to do that they must exist
idk maybe more people will help their conservation and understand that they are far less dangerous then we make them out to be :)
yea I agree, humans fucking suck. Driving every other species to extinction eventually. Well you can walk beside polar bears, its just not recommended but I happens for example when they break into peoples homes and empty the refrigerators..
Appreciating this comment a lot
Human be like: "Oh? You are a hard wired predator and not acting like a cute pet that do tricks? Well damn, guess it's okay to exterminate your race."
Good points, but they are in fact _not_ "apex" predators. They are themselves preyed upon by orcas, dolphins, and men. True "apex" predators have _no_ natural enemies are eaten by _nothing_ outside of decomposers.
I think I'm in love with you!! 🦈💙
@@kooldudematt1 oh thank you i didnt know that
I go swimming one time and suddenly I'm the creepiest deep sea creature.
Damn it.
I’m sure he didn’t mean to offend you bro
I don't get it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You that ugly?
:D
Honestly, the BS about the great white was a bit excessive. I've dove with great whites off the coast of South Africa during the day for training. Night training was was a lot more creepy and we had some precautions. But none of our guys ever get attacked. They are very opportunistic. Once you understand them, you're good to go for the most part. They are still sharks..... but there are strategies for dealing with them, just like bears in Siberia and Alaska.
The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.
I have heard that Mako and Tiger sharks cause more attacks than Great Whites, but Tiger sharks because they live where people swim.
@@toughbutsweet1 bull sharks are assholes, too. They like swimming up canals and actively targeting people here in Florida.
Their not nearly the most aggressive sharks either, that of course goes to bull sharks. I don't know why he made them about to be so villainous.
@@CloverCelest right?
"This aggressive little bastard." Perfect. Made me chuckle.
That’s not an eel in the damn thumbnail. It’s a frilled shark.
Yeah, I had hoped to get some mad frilled shark knowledge, but was disappointed.
i go to the comment section for the innaccuracies
and the video isn't about eels
How about him saying killer whales aren't friendly to humans when outside of captivity they literally never attack humans.
@@niero4201 did you not listen to him after that
"they're basically big dolphins in gimp suits." Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to this channel.
the comment about the french was good
18:58 Did you know, that on average about 8 people are killed by sharks per year? Did you also know that on average 13 people per year are killed by domestic cows? Puts into perspective how, generally peaceful sharks are.
Hippos kill an average of around 500 people annually
@@christophercarey165 Did you know that there are hippos in South America?
"I'll eat the kids first" - Thoughty2 2020
I'll keep that strategy in mind in case 2020 isn't as bad as it can get. But honestly after watching this, I really don't feel so bad for the killer whales at Sea World now. If they weren't forced into entertaining our children, they'd be out on a murder spree.
ressljs I don't know how to respond to this comment. I don't know if I should delete my original comment so no one else will see what you said
Timestamp pls
@@ressljs Are.. Are you joking, or just seriously messed up in the head?
@@user-fi3fo2sg5x I was joking. Admittedly, a bit edgy, but remember the context of how Thoughty described killer whales; killing for sport and using their victim's bodies to play water polo. I thought my comment would be seen as a continuation of that joke, but that's clearly not how it was received.
“Where? Behind the rabbit?”
“It is the rabbit.”
Monty python and the holy grail. I think.
@@alexalestareon695 indeed.
“Where? Under the snail?”
“It is the snail.”
I'll get the Holy Hand Grenade
@@valkyrie_arts let us taunt it. It might become so cross that it will make a mistake.
*"The Deadliest Creature in the Ocean"*
*Subnautica:* Reaper Leviathan
but the reaper is not the worst
Toyoda car maybe not, but it’s the one that invoked the most primal fear out of me
What about the ghost leviathan
Dumbfuk true
Godzilla
7:21 YES thank you Thoughty2 for mentioning that! More awareness is needed about cetacean captivity and its array of harmful effects on those poor cetaceans.
deadleist creature in the ocean: A sub with nukes.
Even if subs had nukes, which they ussualy dont, they wouldnt launch them on water
Not sure if practiced till this day, but Stalin once said under each sub, there's onother one, idk maybe it was practiced during cold war.
@@olgastepanov8479 that's a sub sandwich
@@cheese._9341 doesn't make them any less dangerous.
@@solanumtuberosa yeah but just because something CAN be dangerous doesnt mean they will, most of the time submarines don't kill fish, and to be the deadliest creature you need to kill not have potential. also if subs with nukes don't exist that DOES make them less dangerous lmao
The Irukandji Jellyfish is pretty damn terrifying too. Mostly because they're so small they're practically invisible, but also because they can leave you in the hospital in agony for an entire week and cause you to die from pain, literally. The venom also have the psychological bi-effect of causing you to feel like you're about to die "a sense of impending doom" it is described as.
Is this the one where victims of jelly stings ask to be helped to "become unalive"? Like they ask the doctors to put them out of ther misery permanently?
The gimpi..gimpi..plant laughs at that noot so painful unaliving.
Really..it sounds like the same symptoms just milder
Honestly the most terrifying thing in the ocean could be any one of the numerous venomous creatures that live near Australia
@@allenlindsey1175 well the gimpi is maybe more painful and a lot longer lasting, but irikandji is definitely more lethal
@@splash9459 the mature gimpi gimpi living in its natural environment WILL make you unalive. Yo self
I’m just gonna say it, none of these are the deadliest creatures. Completely left out stonefish too. But a good chunk of these are mostly harmless to humans, and orcas specifically have only been known to attack people in captivity. The title of deadliest sea creature or maybe overall creature goes to the blue ring octopus. It’s a tiny little thing no bigger than your thumb nail, and it has enough venom to kill almost 30 adult humans :) never pick it up. It’s very easy to spot it because if it’s startled you’ll see bright blue rings on it. They’re only found in Australia in tide pools though so don’t worry if you’re not from the land down under
I am and you see dopey tourists playing with them all the time
They’re very dangerous but rarely will bite even when they’re being messed with
They are deadly, but it’s strictly for defense. They are not predators
The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.
As an aussy kid who grew up on the beach, every one, every kid knew about the blue ring octopus. It was drilled into us if we ever saw an octopus in the rock pools to not fu#k with it in any way shape or form.
The weird thing about the blue ring octopus is that the bright blue rings it displays when disturbed are meant to ward off potential predators, but are likely to attract humans, especially children, who are ignorant of it's lethality. The bite is also supposedly painless. Death soon follows unless medical aid is given.
For anyone who saw this video and doesn’t really know too much about sharks, I suggest watching the Thoughty2 video “Why Is This the Deadliest Shark in History?” to the end. Later in the video (I think it starts somewhere around the 12-13 minute mark tbh, so it’s a very large portion of the video, nearly half) he explains there that sharks are actually really undeserving of this reputation and how much more of a threat we are to them (etc etc)
Can we all agree to start calling “Killer Whales” by the name “Homicidal Oreo Dolphin”?
~~ LOL ~~ 😋
Hood Nature?
Yes
I'll stick to Orca
@@thephage1544 nah. Killer Whales are the God Damn Mafia of the ocean
Interesting video. However, I was under the impression that bull sharks were more aggressive than great whites. Not to mention that, statistically speaking, shark attacks don't really kill that many people, even if you only look at water-related deaths
Bulls are more aggressive but in Australia Great Whites are responsible for nearly all shark fatalities, followed by a few Tigers and very rare Bull deaths (for what stats we have on type of shark, that is). Bulls tend towards warmer waters so you're not going to see them much in more populous states like NSW and Victoria. Even so GW still are responsible for most shark fatalities even in the subtropics/tropics than Bulls though Qld has crappy stats so the numbers could definitely be higher. NSW, Vic, SA, WA and TAS have good stats and they're overwhelmingly GW. Also Bulls are much smaller than GW and Tiger so you're probably more likely to survive and attack even though they are definitely more aggressive generally.
That could be why our fatality count is so much higher per-attack than the US for example. Lot of Bull attacks there in the gulfstream/Florida region I'd imagine 'cos of the warm water and obvious population differential but, for 2021: 47 unprovoked attacks, 1 fatality in US. Australia, 12 unprovoked attacks, 3 fatalities (all GW). That's the difference the type of shark makes. Remoteness may play a factor as well to be fair, we will not have the response time as Florida/highly populated beaches would in some cases.
TL;DR: I'd still rather face a Bull than a Great White.
@@taranullius9221 Thank you for your answer! That was super interesting and very enlightening!
Bull sharks are the most aggressive, but the Oceanic Whitetip is thought to have killed the most humans throughout history.
Congrats on 3 million!
Thank you
SINCE WHEN DID HE GET 3 MIL WHAT..
Big ups
Thank you
T2 started from the bottom, glad to see his channel growing.
If you’re going to talk about box jellyfish, please show them. It’s kind of important, given how dangerous they are. What you showed were sea nettles - way less dangerous, often in gorgeous displays at aquariums (Monterey Bay is a great one). Lots of information about both on Google.
Also showed the wrong species of snake in the clips
Your English humor is impeccably crafted to elicit maximum laughter regarding even the most grim of stories. Most excellent.
True, though I think he is obsessed with sex and genitals a bit too much. I really don't find 6th grade humor funny except when used occasionally. Not every 3 minutes. It just gets a little weird at some point.
@@tb9734 --- He's still young, and hopefully he'll outgrow it.
@@tb9734 - Yes, and him comparing a sea parasite with "parasites you'd get at a Thai brothel" was in very poor taste, stereotypical, and ignorant/dismissive of the child sex trafficking that fuels "sex tourism" by mostly white, male foreigners from more affluent countries.
@@tb9734 - Unable to edit my comment above: should've been *_"Bangkok brothels,"_* which are also complicit in the human rights violations of sex trafficking.
Well said. If I'd known what we learn as we get older I certainly would not have gone to seaworld which I did with my family as a kid in 81.Place should be shut down
Ok, it's official : Thoughty2's face is going to be on every thumbnail of his future videos.
🤣🤣I just noticed
I don't know why but I don't like it.
@@Redwan777 it's cause it takes away from the purity of the image, looks like a youtube thumbnail
It's look like a clickbait thumbnail
He is using his mustache for views
Thoughty2's mustache is the mustache that shouldn't exist.
That stache is magnificent.
it is a frickin superb moustache, so go wander around in the mall .. another ZOMBIE
Given I can't grow one, I have to seat on the side and cheer for those that can. 😂 😂 😂
*forty two
That mustache needs it's own crown, for it reigns supreme!
Your videos are great! I also appreciate your volume is louder than others. I can always hear you even if it’s noisy around me. 😊
"They're basically just big dolphins in gimp suits."
I'm laughing so much that I'm crying.
What is a gimp suit?
@@danturner4709 You'll find out when you're older... or when you google it...
@@osamudazai579 lol
I shouldn't have googled that
It is amusing, not enough to make anyone cry with laughter.
"I didn't know seals could jump that high."
"Oh."
"half" of them can, at least
@@DrTasty18 Which half? Forward of aft?
"...seeing her husband grappling with a coiling monstrosity she reacted instantly, lunged forward, and asked if he had found the propeller yet?"
Pretty sure that would be my wife's action.
I had a horrifying dream I was with a group of people in the streets, which were really deep flooded canals filled with orcas ranging from 10-30 feet long.
I never felt so small and helpless in my life.
'Killing machine, looks incredibly dangerous, kills you, super terrifying'
Great white shark swimming by the camera, looking like it smiles, being super adorable
such a disappointing ending. Tiger sharks for example kills more people
@Terminator ngl, I think that's a really really difficult thing to do...I've never even seen a shark irl
@Terminator absolutely, I always cuddle my shark when I'm sad.
I think I'd be more scared of a bull shark than a great white, tbh.
@Terminator If i had the money to travel to see one, I'd love to. Been my favourite animal since I was like 7.
I love the way he says "fatalities", with his accent it comes out sounding like "fertility"
Nrly
It sounds like fatility to me
@@Pope_Protein Sounds like fatility to me too. Not just this vid.
Original title: "This Is The Most Terrifying Creature in The Sea"
Update: "The Deadly Deep Sea Monster That Shouldn't Exist"
I knew smt changed
@M o God fucking damnit It's been nearly a decade
@M o no one loves you
Not only is the new title clickbaity, it's factually incorrect too!
I remember seeing a big male longfin a few years back while swimming in a creek up north, soon after what I presume was its mate arrived and it had a infant with it, how cute. The male was deathly still for a while, then all of a sudden it attacked the baby in the blink of an eye and took a big chunk out its tail. These things are fucked!
Stop lying hahaha they don't even have teeth bro when feeding on carcasses they grab and death roll to remove meat they can't bite chucks out of things.
"...he knew he had just dropped several links down the food chain"
PSA: those aren’t box jellyfish. They’re lions mane jellyfish.
that size difference though...
box jelly max length 6ft
Lions mane jelly max length 120ft
I was about to say that, you beat me to it. Box Jellyfish are smaller and have four clusters of cilia, not an even fringe around their base.
And 100 plus deaths every year? How come only 69 deaths have been recorded since records in Australia began in 1863?
@@brendanh8193 I think it's a worldwide figure, though from what I've read it is much higher than that due to mis-diagnosis of the symptoms, especially in less developed countries. Apparently 40 of those deaths happen in the Philippines alone. And also from what I've read there hasn't really been a concerted effort to track all the deaths, so records aren't very good.
Those aren't lions mane jellyfish. They're pacific sea nettles. But yes still not box jellyfish.
2020: *Write that down write that down*
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@@ashj_2088 ah I see , a man from not our culture
@@rus2073 yes it seems
Lmao
Lmao
Amazing storytelling, kept me fully engaged from start to end. Thanks alot for your work😉
Thoughty: Literally says that box jellyfish kill 100+ people per year.
Also Thoughty: Puts great whites that only kill 1-2 people per year at the top.
That’s because Great Whites are so menacing, but tend not to be as dangerous as box jellies.
Great whites are the Charizard of sea life
Jaws
Great video Arran! I just remembered why I don't swim in the ocean anymore. Entirely to many sharp teeth. Great job! Ready and waiting for your new book, almost time to receive it , isn't it? You do awesome work every time. Thank you for all your hard work. They are excellent!
Thanks Michael! And yes, the book should be delivered to everyone in the next 2-3 weeks, very exciting :)
@James Klette Didn't he do that one already?
@@Thoughty2 I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear thouhjt
@@Thoughty2 Please Arran! This video is directly harmful to the species you target! :0 You have horribly misrepresented these animals as mindless killers when they are no more dangerous than a tiger or a bear. Please make amends for this lest by taking down the video and replacing it with an actually educational one which will bring attention to the conservation of these magnificent creatures :'^3
@@Thoughty2 Orcas are kind creatures! according to west coast First Nations they are our ancestors reborn. if anything their incredible intelligence is more proof that they are worth our protection :'(
Me: comes to see the thing in the thumbnail
*realises I got clickbaited by Thoughy2*
I did research and the shark's name in the thumbnail is Frilled Shark
this was one of the first sharks I learned about when I was a kid lol
I am interested in seeing your search history now
byua Really? I thought it was an artists rendition of a giant sperm cell that’s hostile to humans, since I got sperm-related results from that image.
What a frill.
i thought everyone knew that
Great white shark "not evolved in millions of years... the biggest predator in history"
Megalodon: Am I a joke to you?
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*
Ha ha I like how your mind works. Cool.
Old ideas parading as new ones
Subtitles: 42 here
@DIGITAL Maybe so, but my dad can beat your dad.
What's wrong with being 9? Did you go from 8 to 10?? 🙉🙉🙉
I just wanna question something you said about Great Whites being responsible for more deaths than any other shark in the Ocean.
Not true, Bull Sharks are the ones to hold that title as most Shark attacks used to be mistaken for Great Whites but after looking into bite patterns on the wounds of bite victims it was quickly realised that Bull Sharks were the main culprits.
If you want to talk about the shark responsible for the most deaths worldwide in history, that title actually belongs to the Oceanic White Tip due to shipwrecks and people being thrown overboard in the Caribbean during the times of occupation.
Longimanus!
You are absolutely right about bull sharks and they can actually live in fresh water for a time too so they often show up in brackish estuaries where no one is expecting a shark to be.
@Thoughty2 -
Great videos, great entertainment, I really enjoy the enthralling, storytelling cadence of your work.
All that being said, please be careful to not misrepresent what is an especially important, critically endangered, and relatively innocent creature like the Great White.
A global average of 60-70 “shark attacks” happen each year, most are small, insignificant bites. Only an average of 4 people worldwide are reportedly killed, in provoked, or unprovoked shark attacks.
Would you care to know how many shark that we as a species kill per year?... It’s somewhere in the region of 70 Million. With the zero’s out that’s 70,000,000.
This isn’t even taking into account; loss of habitat, pollution, and other human-driven changes that threaten every ocean bearing species.
From 1950 until now, we have killed off 90% of the global shark population. This is already having a profound effect on the ecosystem.
Please raise your awareness of this issue, the world needs to know that sharks are not evil, and that they are critically important to the ecosystem and the biodiversity of the ocean, which is the lifeblood of every living thing on earth.
Once again, very much a fan of your videos, and just want to provide some constructive feedback about sending the right message to the very large audience that you have earned yourself.
Thank you for reading.
Charlie,
Ah, a fellow chondrichthyes enthusiast.
Thank you so much for this
Thanks! I was hopeful to see this in the comments!
This misrepresentation of sharks is exactly what gets animals on the endangered lists and worse 😭
i think its a joke..? now that you put it this way i have to agree
Yes! Thank you, I thought that Great White Sharks we're being demonized in this video, and I totally agree with you.
I am surprised you didn’t mention bull sharks or Humboldt squid, these are 2 viscous and lethal predators, bull sharks are chronically ill tempered and Humboldt squid are very intelligent pack hunters who use coordinated attacks and shear numbers to get it done.
Yes, very viscous 😂
I’m surprised he didn’t mention the Humboldt squid too
This actually must be the perfect mix between a nerd and a American dad.
Truly
cough... cough... british, british dad
Hope he sees this
He's pretty amazing, isn't he?
You're not wrong, and we love him for it
A snail that fears nothing, than perhaps the French. LOL
Sacre bleu
Just image you are the snail king of the ocean. You get stepped by a tourist you inject the poison only to hear French words. You know your poison won't work and that you are the meal now
@@Bisheimer we, frenchies, are the terror of snails. that's why they're so rare here in our country, they started their own railroad on the borders of Germany and they're preparing a coup.
@@hib7295 Ah merde.
Defense of Fort Vaux
I got to argue that the bull shark is more terrifying
It may look kinda funny
But it's one of the most aggressive shark
It can swim in two feet of water
It'll ram it's prey before attacking
And the scariest thing
It can swim into fresh water
Agree 100%, should be feared alot more than the great white, more teeth and a much stronger bite combined with sheer aggression equals terror
I thought the exact same thing when he said the great white and im pretty sure bull sharks attack far more people than great whites
@@jakedebus9663 I thought the same, but perhaps some attacks occur in rivers?
They are MORE terrifying since they can enter rivers and lakes and live and breed in them! And even in Tennessee there are a couple of man made lakes that actually have the Deadliest Black Pirhana living and breeding in them. Those saw toothed monsters get fricking HUUGE!!!
@@4Just1Girl i think I'm gonna commit war crimes on those lakes
As Ron White so simply yet brilliantly said, “Huh, turns out there’s a reason they don’t call’em ocean ponies.”
I knew an MMA fighter in Australia who got he's hand bitten off by a great white shark. He could never fight again. What a way to go out.
I used to work with a dude who lost half a finger to a zebra bite. maybe not as impressive as a shark bite, but points for randomness I think?
So you're yelling me what I already know, which is
Don't bother going anywhere near the ocean, its a f*cking hazard to my health. Thank you.
I live in Cape Town, I went out to see the sharks up close in Shark Alley (near Seal Island, the perfect hunting ground). It was absolutely awesome! I literally gasped at their size and power. It's worth respecting the ocean. Imagine someone wearing a wetsuit arriving in your living room to watch you. I'd get a bit annoyed. Slightly.
Your over-the-top melodramatic reading had me in stitches - so to speak.
"May God have mercy on your soul, cause he won't"
I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard 😂😂🤣
Here for the mustache
It’s like the best part
It's majestic!
Absolutely 👍
Mean who isn't
Stayed for the facts
"They're just big dolphins in gimp suits" DED
HE LITERALLY SAID THIS AS I READ IT SDIAHGKJSDGHJS
Lmao
This is what makes his videos the best lol
What an interesting and fun video. Well done!
I watched the Discovery channels special on the “Air Borne Sharks”, showing the Great Whites jumping out of the ocean and not so far away from their boat! I have to say it was indeed terrifying to see. They constantly poured chum overboard to attract them but had to keep moving as to prevent the sharks from landing in their boats. Their ability to jump so high was truly amazing. Not like a dolphin as it swims, just up and down, but launching up, complete bodies out of the water, whatever food already caught, then diving down back under.
"Hey, 42 here"
Lmaooo
Everytime... I repeat it in my head... EVERY DAMN TIME!
That's the pun. With 42 being the answer to the universe
Always hear the same
Oldy
Goes for a swim in the ocean.. "Why do I hear the Jaws theme?"
Tuntuuun
When a British TH-camr says "3 miles away" and you realize they had to convert it from normal measurements (4.8km btw) to 'Murican.
Me: So you're just gonna take pictures of it?
Diver: Yep!
That’s a frilled shark not an eel, both seem kind of horrifying though.
"A dolphin in a gimp-suit"...
Yep, I'll keep viewing them that way, thanks Thoughty2. :D
I think you mistakenly represented the Goblin Shark with an old picture of my ex. Unfortunately for her, she hasn't retained those good looks.
Dead body reported
Boi, you got me crying in my bed, omg
You've scared the hell out of me while keeping that sweet yet sarcastic smile of yours.
Bull sharks are over here like, "Hey! What about us?!?"
Rainbow mantis shrimp have the fastest attack of any animal on the planet
And Bobbit Worms are just... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
They are not lethal or hunt humans.. Maybe a bull shark is lethal but no attack humana
I think Tiger Sharks have clocked up the most kills on human prey.
You're right about Mantis Shrimp; So fast a strike they stun/kill their prey with a sonic boom! Harmless to people.
Don't know much about the Bobbit Worm...
John OneOfMany doesnt mantis shrimp able to shatter a human bone?
@@seb______ On rare occasions they may break a finger and certainly cut you but they are not big enough to do any serious injury.
Bobbit worms are said to reach 30 feet at max. Yikes
I doubt you'll see this but for what it's worth, YOU sir are one articulate guy...I love these videos, you explain things better than ANY teacher I've encountered. Thank you for all of them.
Me with thalassophobia: oh yeah I will watch this at 2 am
I know some guys who work on the boats, once one said to me "do you swim in the sea" ? I said well yeah, I used to as a kid , a lot actually. He then told me that him and his mates would NEVER get in the drink by choice, too many freaky things down there want to mess you up
Suprised you didn’t mention the Blue ring octopus sans how someone has actually held it for 30+ seconds and didn’t get stung
Anything that produces tetrodotoxin as their most basic form of saying "thanks for social distancing" is absolutely on my leave-alone list.
Maybe because they bite? so expecting a sting is just stupidity 😂 wow thanks for the laugh hahahahahahahahaahahaha
The Jøker still deadly either way
Fredd0rules yeah but it does change the context of your statement.
I was wondering if anyone else was going to comment about that. I think I'd rather be ripped apart by a shark or orca than bitten by a blue ringed octopus. I think that would be one of the most terrifying ways to die
".......heaviest living invertebrate species."- that we know of man. That far down? There could be anything.
Bro, "that we know of" is always present even if you don't say it
th-cam.com/video/c4szvu1AajY/w-d-xo.html
👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
@@goncalobaia1574 True, and yet not everyone thinks that way. There's some folks out there who think everything has been discovered.
@@kolawaleojomo6817 true but I doubt Thoughty2 is one of them
@@goncalobaia1574on that, we are agreed
Other people: Orcas, Wolf of the Sea, Killer Whales.
Me: *Panda Torpedo*
"One of the most efficient killing machines of the ocean is the utterly terrifying panda torpedo!" I love it! XD
Found your channel in the last few days….I’m impressed! New sub..keep up the good work :)
17:22: "Fatilities"? "I only do one take. It's fine."
19:02: "Like I said. One take!"
I first thought he was changing how he said it to avoid demonetization
Now I'm just pretty sure he doesn't even know he's saying it wrong.
He spellt it that way on-screen as well as saying it that way multiple times. Love ya thoughty2
Orcas have never attacked anyone in the wild, just saying.
He said so, too :D "unless they're too smart to get caught" :D
www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/13/the-tale-of-the-killer-whales
We still don't know why they do that though, and yes it's very rare, but it happens.
only one has ever "attacked" a human, and it wasn't really tried to hurt the diver, it just grabbed ahold of his legs and pulled him under then let him go.
I think it was just playing and mistook the diver for one of its chewtoys lol
Diego Ramos24 Hi Diego. There are reports of Orcas attaching boats off the coast of Spain this week.
Niall Doyle Hey, you’re right! And it literally was yesterday!
www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2248278/Video-Moment-orca-attacks-boat-leaving-O-Coruna-Spain.html
They’re smart; they know people shouldn’t travel abroad during the pandemic.
But they’re apparently not smart enough to differentiate between ‘Corona’ and ‘O Coruna’ 🤙🏻
Trivia: The killer whale is actually whale killer. A translational mistake from spanish to english i guess.
Mata Ballenas? that's cool!!
not true, in spanish its ´ballena asesina ´= killer whale
@@josele844 they were originally called as asesina ballena. whale killer. see this: uk.whales.org/whales-dolphins/facts-about-orcas/#:~:text=Dolphins%20and%20whales%20are%20closely,the%20easier%20'killer%20whale'.
@@diwakarkoirala4879 makes no grammatical sense in spanish , unless it is a typographical error. In that case it should be "asesinaballenas".
@@diwakarkoirala4879 A UK site should, of course, always be the first place to go to find out how animals are called or used to be called in Spanish...
honestly the sea creature that terrifies me the most are tongue isopods. i love isopods, theyre so cute, but looking into a fish's mouth and seeing a parasitic arthropod in place of its tongue is probably one of the most horrifying things ive ever witnessed
Have you seen those smiling fish that look like backrooms entity’s and have human teeth? There called arapaima they live in South America and grow up to about 9 feet long. They don’t bite. They fricking launch themselves out of the water at 40 mph speeds straight into ur rig cage. They are considered very aggressive and can leap up to 13 feet in any direction. They also were crazy enough that one rouge arapaima put celebrity fisherman Jeremy wade into a temporary retirement due to needing severe medical help after having his rigcage fractured and his heart severely damaged. (This guy wrestles man eating 11 ft long catfish in his 60’s and his job occupation is “river monster hunter”) the worst part is they aren’t even that rare. There’s like 270 thousand of em in the Amazon alone. It’s horrifying.
Also they kinda lose their touch when you see the meme of the isopod getting ripped out of the fishes mouth saying “Ugh my mount! You know my dad works for Xbox”’
I’ve been attacked by Moree eels off La Jolla, California when hunting abalone. I’ve also watched killer whales circling icebergs with seals trapped on them waiting for a break to get something to eat. I’m happy to be a landlubber now.
"This snail fears nothing... Except mybe the French" best line
"Those are the Shrieking Eels - if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh"
deadliest creature in the ocean you say? Definitely the “colossal blue ring octopus”
Great script and narration. Thoughty2 has been gifted with a magnificent voice and uses it well. Also, I don't know why anyone would even go wading in an ocean after viewing this!
Not that happy with the shark fear, getting encouraged here...
Just encourage more extinction attempt from us humans.
Kill all the sharks
well said and agreed, good video up to that part.
I’m fine with the fear, keep people out of their waters, the problem is the needless hunting and killing of sharks
@@netbeans9669 no troll just hate sharks. Could careless what u think or anyone does. They kill people regardless of the amount that i dislike them and wouldnt mind if they were all gone.
@@jmellma1 The farallones islands just off San Francisco, CA are one of the largest and most populous Great White breeding grounds in the world, less than 100 miles from some of the most famous surfing and diving locations on the west coast. There's been only one shark death in California for the last 2 years and that's higher than average.
"Looking like the product of an ill-advised night of passion between a snake and a slug..."
I just love how he delivers lines like this so straightly. :)
Check out the story of Old Tom and Australia. He was a leader of an orca pod who lived off the coast near wailing village and assisted The wailers in their job and in return the wailers would give the parts of the whale that they couldn't use to the pod. The arrangement lasted for a long time until a new guy got greedy in the whole arrangement fell apart. I'm obviously leaving out a lot of details but I'm not going to rewrite what's already been written check it out yourself if you want.
The deadliest creature in the ocean is a nuclear sub
yer wrong there as submarines are no creatures. I'd say the deadliest creature would be the person in charge of pressing the ''launch'' button
Maybe he should have used the word natural to keep people from picking him apart?...
@@victorclabaugh1373 its not so much picking apart as it is poking an open wound. This joke wasn't even good because the phrasing would be aquard any way you put it.
1. Orcas have been known to surgically remove the kidney/liver (can’t remember which) from sharks because of the high iron (?) content. That’s all they would eat, using their sharp teeth with such precision that surgeons have lamented the years of medical school wasted.
2. Pods are based on a matriarchy, with the oldest females living to 200 years old.
3. Individual pods have different “languages” or dialect. One of the worse things about seaworld was that the orcas they captured were from different regions, meaning they were unable to properly communicate. Tilikum was severely mistreated and was targeted by the other seaworld orcas, not helped by the small enclosure they were given.
4. Orcas that lose one of their pod will mourn. It’s the saddest shit I’ve ever seen and I just want to give them a hug.
5. Fuck seaworld.
6. Both orcas and dolphins “play” with sea creatures. Dolphins will throw around an inflated pufferfish like a beach ball.
7. Both orcas and dolphins have been known to beach themselves to grab prey, which is more horrifying than a shark appearing out of nowhere.
In certain seaside birthing areas the shore drops away so sharply that Orca, with their hydrodynamic body shapes are able to drive seals into the beach rising over 18 inches above the sea level still completely enveloped in water. They grab the tail flippers of the seal struggling to get out of the water and pull it back in or flip it back in and slide back in after the seal. Rocking and bouncing their bulk in I'd necessary.
Yeah but at the same time the efforts to return orcas to the wild is disasterous. Whales can't simply go from being a baby in human care and then go back to the wild. It's almost best to just let them die.
dnt they get high from the puffer fish secreting a toxin
I'd still rather have my appendix removed by a qualified human surgeon thanks.
Philip Jones - sometimes you don’t have a choice in the grand scheme of things. If an orca decides to remove your appendix, your appendix is going to be removed by an orca. You have no choice, stop resisting, there is no escape. 😀💉
Don’t worry, only an orca with the proper medical schooling of the human anatomy would attempt such a thing. An orca *without* any schooling is just trying to kill you, though. Make sure you are swimming in well educated waters, otherwise you’ll have a bad time. Orcas are known to play with their food. 😀👍
8:01 That sperm whale looks suspiciously like it just materialized over the planet Magrathea, which will not end well as this is not a naturally tenable position for a sperm whale.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how proud he looks of his joke at 12:50 ?
When I think of scary “sea monster”, I honestly think of the Humboldt Squid. They aren’t anything behemoth, but they can get pretty mean.
They are like badgers. Yes plenty of larger things are dangerous but they are furious and more than capable of killing a human.
"I'll eat the kids first"
-thoughty 2
"May God have mercy on your soul because it certainly won't" hahahahah that got me good
I just want to thank Arran for making me aware of my terrible fear of the deep ocean! Didn’t have a clue until now!😅
There is nothing to be afraid of...
animals in ocean: kills human*
humans: its ocean animal fault
animal on land: gets killed by human*
humans: they disturb us
Enh, humans get reasons
Great White Sharks: I'm suppose to be the most fearsome predator in the world!
Cigarette Snail: Venom go brrrrr
"we all know what the most terrific creature in water is"
Your mom with a tight bikini
Lmaoo
Thank you for that image
Got a picture for me 😂😂😂
Jokes on you. My mom is an absolute MILF 🥴 🥵 🤤
@@DonkeyDongs yeah i know that better than you.
"This aggressive little bastard..." I love his peppering of humor throughout his videos.