Jarl Balgruuf on Parenthood (AI Voice)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Yeah this one kinda sucks, but I don't get unlimited characters for these, plus it's fun to just shit on the Dragonborn.
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"Do your children even know what you do for a living?" Damn, Balgruuf, you didn't have to do me like that.
I love how markarth is the Detroit of Skyrim
LMAOOOO
And Riften is the Florida of Skyrim 💀
@@Vivec-1can't have shit in markarth
More like São Paulo because the zuera never ends
And the first thing you hear at the city gates from the guard:Welcome to Markarth traveller safest city in the reach.
They have my housecarl, my steward, a pet dog trained in killing vampires, a carriage driver who's likely faced legitimate dangers along the plains of Skyrim, a bard, a horse willing to risk its life, the responsibilities with maintaining a farm and farm life, my wife, and each other.
So...four adults, three of which are only there bc it's their job, the fourth is your neglected spouse, and a few animals. Great. Not like they would want friends and a variety of people they can actually relate to. And even if everything was perfect about their lives, they still get ghosted by a parent after losing their bio-parents. I think DB should consider his friend's advice.
Balgruuf: "Do your children even know what you do for a living?"
DB: "Do you?" *hovers his hand over the Blade of Woe*
If the guards know, so do the jarls. He's just doing your family a solid at his own peril.
Well, the Jarl addresses valid points.
Guess I’m gonna have child soldiers with me on my journeys.🤷♂️
Gotta learn sometime
But imagine being able to take your kid fishing or hunting though. It'd be great.
Dude totally.
How do we contact MOD makers?
🤔
@@seymoorepoone9512well, you could attempt it yourself if you understand how to make mods, otherwise, nexus has a lot of Modders, you could try to contact mod authors there or on alternative mod sites.
I could try that yeah that’s cool that’s a good idea.
But do ya think they’ll communicate with someone who has no problems calling themselves Seymoore Poone?
Idk bro. I might get into trouble.
They might send the Pinkerton’s after me.
man that ending got me, I'm in agreement with Balgruuf on Markarth
not even the dragonborn could speak such wise words. thank you jarl of whiterun I will bring those kids to the city so they may experience the joy of playing with other children their age.
This was never a problem for me. My wife and housecarl is doing a pretty solid job on raising the kids. Fate, Fame and Glory awaits.
My jarl, I see my children everyday because Installed that teleporter platform thal allows me to teleport to winterhold and my numerous secret laboratories accross tamriel in an instant, think of it as a magical door if you don't know what teleporting is. I also provide my children with arcane education which allows them to join the college of winterhold by the time they are 16 years old. Not to mention how I leave them around 5000 drakes monthly to cover expenses and gift them with harmless magical trinkets to further their education in a form of a play, I think I gave them a wooden sword that instantly kills any common vampires that your guards let inside the city due to their incompetence. Despite being a necromancer, I'm still superior father when compared to you. Both of our children worship mephala but at least that was my intention to begin with.
"Alright, Balgy, you got it!"
*Moves to Riften*
I mean, you're the Thieves Guildmaster, Listener for the Dark Brotherhood, and Thane of the Hold, I'm pretty sure even the scuzziest Ratway vermin would be laying in puddles so your kids could walk over their backs just to stay on your good side.
This is why i take my kids with me slaying dragons etc. just don't resurect your children over and over. they get scary. having Lucia with a skeleton face was my nightmare.
He really is the best jarl.
Even Riften is acceptable when the alternative is Markarth.
They're just being raised the way i was.
Jarl Ballin’, with every concievable respect due to you, My Children are protected by Odahviing and are being taught Necromancy by Durnehviir. Do the kids need mortal Friends? The Demora I have summoned have proven to splendid babysitters.
just not markarth 😂😂
Well balgruf, most of the children I adopted were going to basically die or worse.
And if god howard allowed, I'd use my immense wealth, power and influence to adopt every single orphaned kid in skyrim and give them the best house in solitude and assign them my best house carl to watch over them.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a troubled child called lucia to adopt and give a proper home, other kids I adopted to interact with and a loving house carl. More than you've ever done.
"Do your children know what you do for a living"
I'm a war veteran a legate of the empire
I'm nightingale of the thieves guild
I'm the king of castle volkihar
I'm the champion of every daedric prince
I became hermaeus moras champion after killing miraak
I'm thane of every hold
What would my children think of that?
Hey, in all fairness, it's not my fault the kids are one dimensional NPCs with nothing to say.
What’s wrong with home schooling my kids in the middle of the woods?
Wait aren't this guy's kids psychopathic murderers in a cut quest?
Yeah I ignore stuff that's cut or not actually said. Like how people say he murdered his wife because of the skeleton in the water. The actual writing and level design are mostly unrelated in Bethesda games, so I only focus on stuff people would actually know.
@@ManiacalToaster that's fair enough, just thought it was funny that this dude's got the most annoying and possibly dangerous kids in the country (other than Aventus)
why not markarth? that place seem to be nice and well protected against any dragon's attack.
Yeah but it's MARKARTH.
what's wrong with markarth?
@@FrancoEchidna literally everything is wrong with Markarth
@@FrancoEchidna Corruption, slavery, cannibals, stone beds, hookerpriests, forsworn, a house with influence of Molag "freaking" Bal... But the houses are really nice and the architecture is cool.
My kids live in riften .
I’m so sorry.
@@ManiacalToaster great for take your kids to work day.
@@zombierobot5747 what about taking them to assasinate Emperor?
@@platinumchromee3191 A good mom takes her kids on vacation with her.
Maybe I would if I could do something else other then freaking playing tag.
BALGROOF SED LIVE N MARKORTHH SO KIDS LVE DERE
I love wholesome dad Balgruuf. He might be a great dad if he weren't busy with a civil war and ancient god-born evils awakening.
dam now I feel like shit, at least i always get married in skyrim so they have at least one parent, a Housecarl, and someone else who just watched over my estate + inigo chilling in my home thanks to mods and i give them pets... but dam... this man who killed his wife and threw her under the bridge? he's telling me what to do??? fuck... i gotta get better :|
I would never curse my children with a life in markarth
Jarl ballin i understand your point about how i should be more at home with my kids but you arent around to see how often i make time for them and that after a mission i return home to drop off my spoils and spend a few days enjoying time with my family
lydia is around all the time one of your own men so you know they are capable to keep the kids safe not only that but as a powerful mage i have taught them defensive spells that can save their life and are honestly more capable than your average bandit
I will however see you point about how they should be with other kids their age and will move to whiterun to ensure they have a healthy childhood
-Dragonborn
I just adopted Lucia to give her a home with unlimited food. I am no Dadborn
Also who the heck doesn't live in Whiterun or Solitude?
I live with them in a cave I got by eating people :D. Volkihar for life
I mean my Dunmer Dragonborn chose Riften…and my wife and kids for my Khajit Dragonborn like Hendraheim. And my Bosmer Dragonborn chose just outside Rorikstead.
I don't live in Whiterun because Breezehome is little more than a shack - without mods, anyway.
You shoulda left them alone. Honestly they pressured you to adopt them.
Man I only adopted them for a pay check
He forgot riften, never take your kids to riften.
As for me, Breezehome is my house of choice. Simple, but lovely design, with the Mrs there running her small store. Braith can be a jerk, but at least Lars is a good kid. Plus the kid in the park.
I'll be honest. I completely forgot Riften even has a home for you to live in.
@@ManiacalToasterBrynjolf becomes the shady uncle, Maramal gives them a positive experience with religion, and the orphanage is full of children they already share common ground with from having been orphans.
You’re right I’ll go to BloodChill manor and spend some quality time with them!
"Don't forget, just like and share this video with your friends ,then you can draw me like one of your fancy French girls "
Sorry I couldn't resist XD
Thats why my Argonian keeps his adopted Argonian son Ramku and his nord Daughter Lucia in Breezehome where its safe and secure
Honestly, the only two good cities for kids in Skyrim are Whiterun and Solitude. Riften is filled with crime, Windhelm is run by Yahtzees, and Markarth is under attack by the Forsworn and basically ruled by a corrupt slaver family.
Point taken
But we live on the farm right next to rorikstead
Not the middle of the woods
I'll see about the house in solitude though
Braith makes here a no go, I won't have Sophie be bullied
Well maybe if they had more dialogue options I’d visit more often.
Brings them to Winterhelm then to meet a certain young boy.
..... But I live in solitude.
markarth sounds fun ill send them there.
Well said 😂
I relate more to the Dragonborn's socially isolated children than the Dragonborn themself.
Oh damn. lol
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Hey, that shack in the woods has an undead wolf defending it, a house Karl on lone from the dark brotherhood in enough enchanted gear to fund a small army, every spell, skill, and story book in the country, a garden full of interesting foods to cook in one of only 5 ovens known to man, a shrine to every god ( yes, even that one) and each has a dragonbone dagger with both paralyze and fear enchantments on them to discourage encounters. As long as they don't accidently brew some poisons, they should be fine.
Jarl ballin tripping off that skooma brownie