We Bought a PARASITE off the Dark Web!
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In this episode, Parker and Chester go on a weird site that claims to sell pet parasites.
Parker's instagram: @parkerhaj
Chester's instagram: @snipertrader20
DISCLAIMER: These videos are produced with the intent entertain and for artistic purposes. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.
Have been gone for a bit, but we're making 2021 *ALL ABOUT THE CONTENT!!* Make sure to smash that *like button* so we can *hit 100,000 likes* and released the *next episode.* Thanks for 2 million subs :) #LUXARMY
Sup luxary
I subscribed
Wow I am the first loool
Tanks boy
Yay finally
“let’s take you to the hospital” “i don’t have health insurance”💀💀💀
Welcome to America
lol
ThIs Is AmErIcA
@@kieranonyt yes
😂😂
Chester's the only human to wear sunglasses while being sick
(Omg, the amount of people loving and hating my comment 😂)
My life dream is to see it without freshness .
HAHA SO TRUE!!
Yep XD
Always where's them
I wonder why he keeps them on
Who’s watching in 2024?
Me.
Me
Me
Me
Me
Snipertrader reminds me of Napoleon dynamite 😂😂😂
Chester: Almost dies because of the parasites
Parker: Let’s try to hit 100,000 likes for the next episode 😎
Lol🤣
Savage Parker
😶
Chester be like :no one care me😂😂
Lol
Parasite: enters a kids brain
School nurse: I C E P A C K
_t e a_
Relatable 🤣🤣
Hahaahahh
Lol
Magical ice
"HiS bEeN mOaNiNg In HiS rOoM fOr LiKe An HoUr" uh-huh i better not think the fandom be going crazy💀
And also, bro be going to a doctor at 1am💀
Bro who noticed that Chester always sleeps with his glasses on 😂😂😂
"Chester, are you okay??"
"Yeah i'm fine, i'm just feeling really sick-
Chester-
He always says that Lol🤣
"he has been moaning"
what
Anying
He always say that lol🤣
I think Chester is a genius!
Parasite: kills people
Chester: I"ll put my finger in that thing, looks fun
Want you like to FNF mods
Next thing you know the thing moves in his belly
okay?
@@0ferro_ferret016 bro that’s not funny
Chester: *Regrets it*
Chester experienced childbirth for a moment 💀💀
How come Chester is the crazy one in this video and Parker is the one with common sense💀
chester on life of luxury: "i am big brain"
chest on luxurydark: "i am not big brain"
Life of Luxury : Listen to Chester
LuxuryDark : Listen to Parker
Chester just likes worms😂
So Im not the only one who noticed
@@rachelstone9639 Yas,he does.
Lmao😂
Chester: THERES A PARASITE IN ME
Doctor: AdViL
Frrrrr
What is advil
@@Bluespark_animation medicine for a cough lol
@@Bluespark_animation
A pain relief pill
Type of Drug
Chester been moaning😂 got me feeling like better
Bruce can you keep doing happy videos online that you've broken my eyes
Chester: literally getting killed by a parasite
Nurse: ICEEEEE
Does Chester die
@@bunglebongo3164 I don't think so.......
@@bunglebongo3164 immortal
XD
need dat ice
Everyone: I like cats, dogs, hamsters....
Chester: *PaRaSIte*
Lol
LMAO LOL
also WoRm
@@user-kh1mq4ue2t did you mean wumz
And da wurms
Chester:parasites are great pets!
Parker:im not having a parasite as a pet
Parasite:enters chester's body. Chester was ill for days
2:17 i can't i don't have health insurance 💀 Chester. WHY, AND WHAT?
Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet”
Also Chester: **literally almost dies cause of the parasite**
Lol
Yet Chester never learns his lesson when he almost dies.
Chester at the end of the video : keep an open mind bro
Hahahahahaha
Lol
No one:
Not even a soul:
Chester:A parasite Could be a great pet!
Why is Chester like dis
@@Jotaro993 no idea lmao
WHY CHESTER WHY
Yes
A
chester: I just wanna check if I got parasite eggs in me
doctor: u got worms
Chester: a parasite could be a great pet!
Me:you can die by it ig 🤦♀️
" I think we got ripped of ".
" *wHaT aRe yOu tALkInG aBoUt* ".
- Parker 2021 -
Lol
Hilarious 😂
lmao
XD
She is so stupid guy
Chester: a parasite could be a great pet!
8hours later
Chester: AHHHHHHHH
yes
@@tibasf3324 yes what?
Idiot
@@theworldwartoyszero2124 who's an idiot
Haaaaaa
When Parker and Chester opened the box it sounded like someone ripped their pants.😅😂
When chesters "Docter" opens the door with a can of beans. Me:💅👁👄👁💅
Parker: "Chester got a parasite in his body!"
Doctor Mumley: *chewing beans*
and he said 𝑦𝑢ℎ
Corn
ｓｐｏｏｋｙ ｍｏｎｔｈ
Wtf Growtopia
WHY CANT U GIVE DA PARASITE TO ME I WILL END HIM WITH A CHALANCHA LIKE PIECE OF S^#^!!! AND ALSO I HAVE KNIFES TO CUTE THEM INTO PIECES
,,A parasite would be a great pet!"
-Chester 2021 a historical sentence to remember
Oh ok i will buy one
@@mrsweat2 noooo don't be like that it will kill the mess out of your back
it's funny how in every single one of these, Chester says it'll be good.
Yet every time, he's the one that gets targeted.
@@womanstriker2009 haah,so true XD
oh frick thats what i said, i didn't look at the comments, i just said the comment first
HAHHA.
Chesters famous last words. : "parasite could be a great pet! 1! "
This is why Chester should listen to Parker.
in Life of Luxury, Parker should always listen to Chester lol🤣
Chester:”this thing is gonna be sick!”
The parasite:uno reverse card
Parasite : No U
Lol but not very funny for them
“I can’t, I don’t have health insurance “😭😭
LMAO 😭🖐🏾
Chester : i can't, i don't have health insurance
Everybody : WE DON'T CARE JUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL !!!!!
@@HunterOfTheMoonyes true lol
Lmao I can pay over 100k dollars then have that in my body and stomach I do t wanna dke
“Cuz I like worms”made me laugh😂
You got *Pause* Worms. GOT ME HAGINGGG
Nobody:
Chester: “A😫PaRaSiTe😕CoUld🤭Be😨A🤪gReAt👹PeT!”
BAHAHAHA
@@mao3658 💀
lmao
@@mao3658 shut up
@@TragicJade ?
Parker: we cant have a parasite as a pet
Chester: A pArAsItE wOuLd Be A gReAt PeT
great pet bite his owner
I watch anime-
@•Weird Weeb• I couldn’t choose 😭😂
@@itsyogirlmakaylaa1398 me to and I just finished demon slayer
Chester is secretly a soup worm
"Cuz i like wurmz duh"
-Chester, 2021
“Doctor: Mumley!”
THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOL
Imagine having a friend that actually worries about you
Edit: wth I never had this many likes-
That would be epic
Yeah I'll always be imagining it :")
That must be nice
Yes just imagine
Yeahh..
Ill never have one
Chester: *screaming and twitching in pain because a parasite's inside of him*
Also Chester: *still puts his sunglasses on*
lol ik
BTW hi army💜
Armyyyy
@@someone6056 lol armies are everywhere
ARMY?
When he said what is that my heart stoped for a sec😅😅😅
Chester be like"parasites could be a great pet!" me "WTF!"
Parasite breaks out of jar.
Parker: Lets just get some sleep.
I know right
@Rylanbtw08 nah
Lol
@Rylanbtw08 *helps*
they left the jar open :l
Chester in life of luxury: "we shouldnt do this"
Chester in luxurydark: "we should do this"
Edit: OMG TYSM FOR 1.5K LIKES
Yea they both are Just the best😂👍
Actually the opposite
"Somewere, In an alternate Universe"
Oh i mean true i thought it said parker 😅😅
CANON
Chester:"Bro its a bed Worm it probably sleeps in you're bed ❤🥰"
Chester: A parasite could be a great pet!
Famous last words:
Realizing fact: did you know Chester is the only 1 who gets the viruses and pain
Not a fact
It is supreme FACT
It’s he always has glasses ob
@@BillyBobbu yeah your right 😝😝😝😝
Yesss poor Chester
Kid: I have a parasite in me
School nurse: I C E P A C K
Underrated gold comment
BUDDY I THINK I JUST SAW ANOTHER COMENT THAT SAID THAT AND HE MADE IT 3 YAERS AGO
@@maymarshall7165 actually where
"a parasite could be a great pet!"
-Chester (hes always scared)
No one:
Chester:Im fine, it doesn't hurt anymore.
LOL
5 secs later: I'm fine... Im just sick🔥
@H2hweh3jsnsnznzbzbbOGG OG like from the movie? Parasyte
Later:
Parker: he has been moaning in his room-
Chester: "A parasite will be a great pet!"
The parasite: hippity hoppity
*Your body is now my property*
EDIT: so yeah I won't be saying THANK YOU FOR ALLLLLL THOSE LIKESSSSS IWSHJWWVISSHSJSDVSJSH. but yeah all those ppl who actually CARE to like; you're a cool person.
lol
@@snipermonkeythedrip5-starg983 hi :)
nah nah nah "Hippity hoppity you ass is now my property" like bro what
XD
MMmmMmMM. Flesh
PARASITE!?!? WHY THE [good words] ANYONE WOULD EVEN MAKE THAT A PET?!?!?!!
Parker: “we need to get outta here!”
Docter mumley: *M U M L E Y*
Chester: It hurts! It hurts a lot! Help me bro!!!
Parker: "Calmly standing and filming it"
Parker: SHUT THE F*CK UP im trying to film this sh*t
LOL
@@Lize_2134 LOL LMAO XD 😂
@@Lize_2134 NO ITS NOT RLLY IS mY KING WITH CHETER
Ikr
“Chester has been bugging me for a new pet”
Me: Then go the animal shelter
Oh yeaaaaaa
Why it has to be darkweb:')
@@felicia9587 maybe it's for content video
Bruh- it's for a video they aren't dumb they know where actual pets are.
Yea
Omg its a rare footage of chester not being attacked
Yo what happened to the doctor
FunFact: Doctor Mumley was actually the one that sold the parasite to them.
I was thinking that too
Lol
Stonks
Lol
How do you know
Chester: a parasite would be a “great” pet
Everyone : aah sh*t here we go again
Yeah why does this guy always think it will be fun but then it's creepy
Cj is his friend
Exactly
Good point buddy
H..help m.e please 💀☠️
Bro's about to make "Buying a Martian Tripod at 3 am" and then its just the falaise watertower
Having a literal parasite in him
Chester: i don't have health insurance
Chester: See I would be cool to get a parasite for pet. Chester: almost dies.
Chester: let’s go to the hospital Chester: what worms
“Parasite could be a great pet” that is what a character from venom movie would say.
If this line doesn't get into the new Venom movie I will cry
I am terrified
Yr i will lichtemen scared
Cry*
Lol why is this so true 🤣
Poor Timmy, everything bad happens to him, but nothing happens to Manuel.😢
Chester during buying it every pun in existence…
Noone:
LITERALLY NOONE:
Chester: **Casually sleeps with shades on**
Yeah super right
He put on it after he woke up
Bro that's not normal glasses it's some medical kind of thing glasses that is put on when he has something wrong with his eye
Mama dad
I do that.
Cause of death: Chester wanting a demon thinking it’s a friend
Lol
xD I actually have a paricite as a pet he just chills in his jar 👍he is chill his name is parry
Like usual on this channel lol
@@amberprichard1762 NO IT WILL KILL YOU
I thought he's the one with the braincells
Parker: its like a different type of worm
Chester: yea tha'ts good
Chester be like when the video was about to end:wsp guys how u doing
Warning: these parasites cause Nausea, heavy fevers, vomit, and death.
Chester: yEaH tHaTs gOoD.
Thats for reminder
It’s a miracle Chester survives these creatures cuz he has 0 IQ and keeps ordering these things I find it a lil…unrealistic how he’s just like Yeh A Parasite is a Maaaaaaad pet EveRY one has oNe Ahaaaaa Ab Duuuuuuuuuh
Why does nothing ever attack Parker-
ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS CHESTER
Chester at the end rlly said “iM FiNe”
Because Parker has more than a total of 5 brain cells
No, it’s because Chester is so attractive
@@drnobody5903 what?....
@xX°Åņåbęļļ°xX Nah, Parker just has plot armour.
They attack chester because..
Why not 🙃
Normal people: I want a pet, let's go to an adoption centre
Chester:I want a pet. Let's buy an uncanny looking parasite with a terrifying name from darkweb cuz like why not
Man these videos are best for sleepovers
Chester: **I can’t go to the hospital**
Parker: **WHY?**
Chester: ** I don’t have health insurance**
I felt that on a personal level
BRUH IM DRINKING SOME WATER AND UR COMMENT NEARLY MADE ME SPIT IT OUT CUZ ITS SO FUNNY
bruh they rich
What!!!! The hell!! Is that thing😮😮😮😮
@@susieyellowbear1417 Hospital trips are expensive.... I had to go to the hospital once for a life threatening emergency and now my family is $50,000 in debt :L
chester was laying like he was giving birth
That's true
my brain feels like throwing up but the other feels like I'm gonna die at 18
This weird snake creature it belongs to scp
@@michaelmaristela9115 YESSS you are correct
Year
Chester’s trying to be cool with his sun glasses 😹😹😹
BRO AT 20:09 HE JUST WENT LIKE I hope you enjoy that footage WHEN WE GOT JUMPED SCARED
Chester: *Let's check out the parasites*
Venom: *PARASITE?!!?!?!*
Ironic how I just watched that movie for the first time
hi guest 666 :D
SAY SORRY
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
@Minecrafter Beau hahahahahahahhahaha
Chester: *gets bitten by a body stealing parasite*
Also Chester: I'm fine it's no big deal
Me: Are you sure about that
Facts ur talking about scp 150
Doctor: AdViL
@@hunternathan1357 yup
You have 123 likes it would be a shame that "someone" Ruins it
famous last words:a parisite would be a great pet!-chester
2:28 bro it’s a bed worm it probably sleeps in your bed it’s not gonna bug you
Me: yeah right💀
" ok we don't have to get it, let's just LoOk!"
*Five minutes later*
"Let's just get it."
"Fine"
18:37
Chester: IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
Parker: **just standing while looking at chester**
Lol
FAK NAH
Lol😅
It was so satisfying when he was opening the box
Thats the furst time i seen chester without his glasses 🕶️ 😂
“A parasite could be a great pet”
Me : *nope, I’m just gonna wash my ears with bleach*
soyuz nerushimy resublik svobodnik
@@luckyseven6388 what are u saying?
@LEGEND PRO BG stfu
@@qiuyu_6656 im singing ussr because of his pfp
th-cam.com/video/GK2GUxOnjDQ/w-d-xo.html
Normal people: Lets get a dog!
Chester: LeTs GeT a PaRaSiTe!!1!
Edit: BRO I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES ON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. Thanx. XD
Lol
I was thinking of Glitchtrap... but you can buy a parasite like a centipede. (I’m not sure if they’re actually parasites so please correct me)
I think Chester might be a little bit crazy in this video😂😂
Omg freddy my friend
I am no freddy. I am... er... Shreddy.... yes. Im a Shreddy.
What a cool bros they raffle in everything🙏🏻
HOW IS PARKER SO CALM ABTT THIS SHII
Chester seriously has a death wish and is literally playing with his life, without Parker, boi he would be a goner 💀
So true
boy he weak in da head
@@grinch808 just like me
@@grinch808 jk
Hi
Chester: “yelling for mum”
Parker: “Is your mum home?.o.”
:o
Chester: "we're filming a video!"
Fun fact : only Chester who wear sun glasses when sick
Ooh Parker got a crush
@@Gamer-kc2vp wha
GOSH THAT PARISITE JUMP SCARED ME MORE THAN 2 TIMES
In luxury life when Parker opens the door Parker always looks at Chester😂
Chester: a parasite would be a great pet!
everyone with common sense: *n o*
Parker now has common sense
not just n o but HELL N O
Oh I thought I had common sense but I guess not
hell Nah a parisite as a pet N O J U S T N O
Wow
Parker: "He told me he was fine but he's been moaning non-stop in his room."
"Did we skip a few chapters?"
WAIT A MINUTE-
Like, he is gay and “wrongly ate some c/m” and the parasites got in, like, it was “WRONGLY”
@@SaraGirl-fg5wv 😳
@@SaraGirl-fg5wv I- 😖
That sounds so wrong
Theory:parasite is the reason why creatures in the luxury life exists
That was a bit funny with the doctor😂