We Bought a HOUSE off the Dark Web!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2024
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In this episode, Parker and Chester go on a weird real estate site and buy a house.
Parker's instagram: @parkerhaj
Chester's instagram: @snipertrader20
DISCLAIMER: These videos are produced with the intent entertain and for artistic purposes. Do not try to recreate the acts you see at home.
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Parker - @parkerhaj
Chester- @snipertrader20
Hi
I’m first
HIIIIII I'M A BIG FAN :D
It's ok guys! I bet a video like this takes time! Good job! 💙👍🏻
Crazy God job
chester is that one guy who dies first in every horror movie
That's a fact
Imagine a horror movie with him and he says i like Worms more like spiders xD
I cant tell you how correct you are😂😂😂😂😂
period
He could be a movie
"37 people have gone missing in this house" Thats one way to start an intro.
U know right
Ahahahah that made me smile ikr
How do you know?
L
yup and now i have nightmares
Chester: "The reason all of these houses are sold on here is because they have special features"
Parker: "What features would you want to see in the Rat's Nest?"
Chester: "... Rats?"
Parker: "RATS ARE COMMON IN NEW YORK-"
@@V1v1_Art😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chester always helps scary creatures because he finds them cute
Oof
Parker: Why would the house have a name.
Chester: It MiGht HaVe SpEciAl FeAtUrEs
*Chester
Yes, Evils humans are very Very Special.
Special features=Very mental creepy people,haunted dolls,demons,monsters,aliens and Samara from rings
Yeah Chester get ur head together
Chester is right it does have alot of features trapdoors
Tunnels and a weird creature
"There's homeless guys in a cage."
"And this is normal to you?" Lol
@Estherweyo girl don't worry jk
Yep it's normal everyone do that..... Right?! 😈
gunner j 💀
gunner j mhm I creep in to houses
😂😂
Chester is the type of person who doesn’t give a crap about where they are they just care about getting out😅
hes just like me fr lol
Ikr chester is so funny
i like how chester always picks the scariest one and then regrets it
Thats what i do to
ikr
LOL😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
This is how many they said “bro”
\/
Ikr 😂
E
are they ok?
I know right LMAO
cool
website: ''37 people gone missing in th-''
chester: 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳
Facts
Bro I was scrolling thru the comments when my lil ceasars ad was going on then the video started when I read this comment at the exact time he was reading that 😂😂😂😂
Classic Chester
chester thinking about rats
@@_luvia 😂
Welcome to the video 0:01
Popcorn-10 likes
Soda-20 likes
Merch:30 likes
Big size popcorn:40 likes
Big size soda:50 likes
Buy me popcorn it's sweet to me
Can i get a big size popcorn 🍿
Big size soda
Chester is that one friend in every group that’s like let’s go to basement even though you know it’s a bad idea
“37 people have gone missing in this house”
Chester:
COOL!!
Also Chester:
RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
LMAO (LOL) TRUE
Lal
LMAO XD
FRR
Hahahahahhahaahahahahhahaahhahaahhaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Nobody:
Chester in every video:
⬛️👄⬛️
😂😂😂😂😂😂
that fucking right oml
(⬛👄⬛)
👍🏻 👕👍🏻
👖
👟👟
(⬛👄⬛)
👍🏻 👕👍🏻
👖
👟👟
@@ki2245 He is HEADLESS OH NO
Chester be the guy who sees a shady hitchhiker and picks him up
Parker always makes Chester happy even if he don’t like it
"it'll be like we're back at camp again!"
"I never went to camp with you"
😂😂😂
OAc
😂😂😂
I read this right as the clip came up 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's creepy
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Chester: thIs PlaCe IS AwEsoMe
why u are coping comments
Lol that's so trud
Y3p h3 1s w13rd d0nt ask why im sp3111ng l1k3 th1s
And when they get a spider, his only tjing in his mind is to name it poncho😌
✯
I like how it’s the opposite in life of luxury like Chester is scared but in this channel Parker is scared
Chester: looks so good
Later:finds a random cage with a demon inside
Chester: "We should live here!"
Monster in that house: "Yeeea boi."
Donate wls
U play gt
Earn ur wls man
@@ukutroiraudnagel82 ok sory
@@judithsalon3893 sorry*
37 people gone missing in this house
Chester:"Let's go there we will have a great time"
XD
about the edit... 66 likes now ;D
монолит спасёт вас
51. :)
5 9
Parker really would do anything for Chester
They’re boyfriends
@@user-fz5fc6cp2eWho said so
@@user-fz5fc6cp2e They are something know as best friends bro
AYO THEY NOT GAY THEY BEST FRIENDS
Chester acts like he's gay but then Parker is weirded out by him. Like Chester always wants to sleep right next to Parker and Parker doesn't like it so I think Chester is gay but Parker isn't.
“We have been driving for hours and this place is in the middle of nowhere” me just looking at him driving past houses
"37 people went missing"
Chester: we should live here
@Greed Elf BAHAHAHA
Lol
👁👄👁✌
@@soumam.2130 👁💧👄💧👁
hahahahaa... that's funny
Chester: "It's our house now."
The 37 people that died there: Actually... it's ours.
LOL
Lol
Lol
No one said they died
Read my name its for haters 😂
Mad respect to them for spending $13,000 to keep us entertained
frfr
ong
dont you read that this video is for ARTISTIC purposes
@@1499_GP-5 fr bruv
I think it’s so sweet Parker would do anything for Chester, what I think is that they secretly like each other but they won’t reveal it to us
YES EXACTLY WHICH IS WHY PARKER ALWAYAS ACTS WEIRED OUT
Chester: This house is aMaZinG
Me: Chester is drunk
Part of the script
Yup that's the truth
Chester: this house looks amazin. Me: yea me th
Chester: this house looks amazing me: yea. Me thinking: maybe it’s creepy and haunted and I think Chester is cursed
Egglgi
everyone: watching full screen
ME: HIDING IN THE COMMENTS
Fact
Legit
Not you alone😂
That True
Not alone
also chester: lets spend our whole fortune on a *demonic house!*
welcome to another episode of two guys getting close to demons as always 🤣
“There’s homeless guys in the cage downstairs!”
“And this is normal to you???”
A homeless guy in a house that doesnt sound right
Ryan Teunisse *GOD, I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING RN BUT I AM, AND I EVEN PROMISED TO HELP THE NEEDY AND IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!*
Xx Victorious_Vanessa xX 🤣🤣🤣
np
A homeless messed up guy
I guess Chester's glasses are like Pyro's Pyroland goggles, those goggles makes you see everything awesome, and grass is candy, fire is rainbow and etc.
Sharks are dogs
@@IMNTV hair are twizlers
Screw pyros
You won in life
@@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 ChOcOLaTE is poo toilet paper is leaves justin bieber is Donald Trump
I'm glad Chester is happy 😅❤😂
“bro this place is awesome!”
“Chester this looks awful..”
Everyone else: **random quotes**
Me: "Why was there poop in the toilet"
DISGUSTING
Pfffffff-
Smart question!-
الوه انتم اجانب 😭😭؟
Parker: *sees terrifying houses*
Chester: *spongebob vision O N*
Lol
Xd
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Chester turns into a manchild: I WANT IT *I WANT IT :D*
The way Chester happy about the house its so funny 😭
CAN WE APPRECIATE HOW CHESTER LET THE MONSTERS OUT WHILE PARKER IS JUST:This is your fault
“That house was about as horrible as possible. Were probably going to have to burn that play down.”
Parker-2020
اه اه اأه
Yep that house need to go bye bye
Yup if they are ther they need to burn
No don't burn it put gasoline on it first
@@vincentwicker5827 lmao ikr
“That’s obviously just me buying it with extra steps.” That’s my fav quote
Hi
@@asrarchaudhary9825 hii!
😭😭🥺🥺🥺😧
Hi Gianna how are you doing
Iol💞🌚
you gotta respect chester man. i mean he nearly dies every vid to make content. respect 100
Chester is like that one person who dies but finds out about everything and Parker is the type that just wants to help and kinda ignored other stuff
Hide in the comments with me, we have:
Blankets
Bibles
Holy water
Teddy bears
Pillows
Snack! (Any kind)
Drinks! (Any kind)
And comfort
It’s free!
Thank you Derek Tyndall!
Have a safe trip!
Edit: Haha, it’s free! I don’t know why this got so many likes :,). But ty! now be safe. :D
Thank you why the he'll I am Watching this I am 9
classickiller the fishy brother I was watching it very late too lol, glad the comment section could help
*What about babies baby animals and blankets and snacks and drinks and stuff like that*
Derek Tyndall :O, I will add! Have a safe journey watching this!
@@no-rp6op we don't have any more money
Parker: "37 people have gone missing in this house"
Me: make that 39...
Lol ahahahhahahaahahha i think your right🤣🤣🤣 because their last post is 3months ahahahaha just kidding im new fan ahahahahha
Hahahahahahahah
Lmao
Rome 6. 🎄🎅💝😍😍😘😘😄😄😃😀😊😴
Yea what about dat next time episode
Chester always goes for the most expensive thang....Lol
7:28 how convenient a crowbar was just sitting there :3
“There’s a bathtub in the middle of the hallway” Chester:AWSOME!
ikr 🤣
Imagine chester dies then that will be "AWESOME" meaning his words turned on him
Just imagine Chester took a bath in there but the bath tub fell to middle of the hall
Chester is so weird 😂
I would say that too 😭😂💕
"It's like we're back in camp"
*"We never went to a camp together"*
XD
Oof
Bit
Jk
OMG
LOL
XD
AF
@Carla Dorsett TY
Lol 😂
Chester:I promise I will clean up all the trash when we get there Parker: YOH DONT EVEN CLEAN IP THE TRASH HERE! Chester:silent*
Like for every time Parker said “bro”
13 times. Oof
Beg much?
"What is that, bro?
There's a bathtub in the middle of the hall, bro!
Oh my God, bro.."
It's not the likes numbers
Plus stop begging for likes,It ain't gonna give you anything
Yes!!!!!
Chester's always looking at the brightside so that's why he's wearing glasses every video
Lolll
This deserves more likes
Lol
@Dulisha Don Wickramage Madawala Guzmán what kind of disease?
Lollllll
Chester said that a mattress had been in his family for 100 years and Parker said gross
Parker:theres a guy in a cage and this looks normal to you!?!
Chester:c'mon this might be a nice place to move into!
Why does chester look so happy to move into an abandoned house and then regrets it 😂
I like how one of them is serious and one is like we are gonna live here now
I really don't know what is wrong with Chester but don't you think he always acts strange?
I just think he loves creepy 🤣 stuff?
Chester is possesed by a clown demon
3 take it or leave it
Chester: “I promise I’ll clean up”
Parker; “you don’t even clean up here-“
lol
Rely sure hhahaha
Lol
I felt that
Fr 😂
Chester is the type of person to be positive even when it’s not the time 💀
People who think they should make a move 👇
That be crazy
Chester:”It can be like when we went to camp”
Parker: “we never went to camp together”
Chester: 👁👄👁
Emely Ortiz I was just about to comment that 😂😂
More like
-⬛️ 👄 ⬛️-
We can't see his eyes I wonder y he never ever take dat sunglasses down lol I'm not trying to be rude
@@kanyroslydanielnikonas9664 he only takes them off in his Instagram
@@mayar9162 ok ika en Jon chuuk I we onomwse ke rong
Why is Chester always scared but bro really said these houses are cool
How does Chester always convincing to do it even when he says no many times 😂
chester: *finds people*
the suspicious people: key.. key
chester: oh.. lets open the cage bc they look so welcoming! ☺️
@amstillamani true
why is that so true
@@thumbboi i do not know
but actually... XD
So true though😆😆😆
Chester looked so hurt when he heard “I never went to camp with you” ☹️😂
He was like 😶😐🙁
How could you say that to him, Parker TT∆TT
3:56
Parker: bro im not sleeping with you
Chester: ...
Chester always ends up on the wrong end and does exactly what parker ABSOLUTELY does not encourage to do
Upcoming videos of LuxuryDark:
"We bought mars on DarkWeb"
LMAOOOOO
lmao💀
I think he will buy the sun lmao
So a chocolate bar?
lol lmao😂😂
no one: not a soul: chester: “i bEt tHiS hOuSe hAs a fUn sUrPrIsE iN iT!”
Forreal tho
Tru
And yet the suprise was a monster
Chester is that one dumb best friend
M
Chester is always the one saying bro i don’t think this is good, even though he’s the one forcing to do it😂
when they are in scary movie , chester will be the guy who died first
No one:
Literally no one:
Parker: 37 people have gone missing in here
Chester: **points at room** wE cOuLd PuT bUnK BeDs iN ThErE
**Literally five minutes later**
Chester: **starts random conversation about a mattress his grandma had and the family has had it for over 100 years**
Me:🤦🏼♂️
Not a single comment
Ko jmb
Lol 😝
Make likes 2 223s
what is NO ONE and LITERALLY NO ONE use for?
Chester is possessed.
Change my mind.
Yes prolly from the last life of luxery
Imagine he was possessed the entire time
I just think he likes to fuck with people to see how far it(or they) would go lmao
I said that too
@@Imaginary-Adam yes
chester must be protected at all costs
Chester is like that one guy to be like “hmm A box that says don’t open or else you’ll die? Aw what could happen *opens it* - *dies*
Omg I am freaking out so badly they finally posted omg I am so happy
EDIT : umm wow thanks for the likes I never got that many likes my whole entire life just wow
EDIT 2 : ok guys u have blew this comment thx it's been 20 hours and it blew up thx yall
are ya arabic ?
nobody cares
@@ayman1988saad why would you ask them that?
@@alberteinstein9404 who ask you to comment?
ikr? I was just looking 4 mins later BAM! New vid
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul
Chester: *Yo this place looks amazing!*
Lol
LMFAOSKSKSBAHAHAHDHDJSJDJSJDD
Me; *smiles the whole time*
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABABABABABABABAABABBHHHHHHHHHHHH
" 37 people were gone in this house "
Chester: *Let's get it !*
Irl: *calls all 911s
My world: Lets have a party at 3 am shall we?
Chester be trying to live that camp life in Jeffrie’s house
LOLLLL
Lolllllll
*cheste
XD
But change it to Chester cause he said it
It’s the cliche when the person goes “Hello? Is someone there?” As if the person would say “oH hI iM iN tHe kItChEn MaKiNg A sAnDwHiCh YoU wAnT oNe?”
True that
Yep tiktok thing
Indeed.
Okay imma hope i can be a ghost when i die just to say that to kids-
I mean, there might be another ghost hunter or what ever they do in the house. :D The door wasn’t locked
Let Chester get that work he want and let him get what he wants!!!!
11:26 11:28 when parker gets like this like dramatic it kills ne😂
Lol Chester is so chill “ there are homeless people” *gives them key*
😂
how we can go on darkweb please teach meeee
Tell me how they are "homeless" if they are in a HOUSE
I'm sure thats not homeless people (even if they said so) besides they don't even look human
@@Xly0801 lollll
Me: oh 30 comments.. can i see them-
TH-cam: no
Haven't heard that one for the 200th time
I can see them 😂
fan of black hat-
Just go to the latest comments aection
no the sun is a deadly lazer
I hope they do another house adventure cause this is too good
Life of Luxury: always listen to Chester
LuxuryDark: NEVER listen to Chester
"I think we may need to burn the house down-"
You mean burn 13,000$ of Chester's savings...
Yup….
You mean parkers savings chester doesnt buy anything
HI
@@user-st9fh1ij7q 79iuu665555
The most iconic thing on their channels: Chester wearing sunglasses inside
EVEN I'M LATE IS BC HE HAVE WHITE EYES THAT WHY HE HAVE GLASSES YOU'LL SEE IN THE SEC VID THAT HE HAVE WHITE EYES so yea
@jame●gacha bruh how can he be blind if he can do everything normally dont be a idiot
Chester is wearing the Sunglasses everytime and HE'S NOT BLIND
@jame●gacha he isn't because watch the Videos and you'll See that he saw EVERYTHING
I never thought of him being blind mainly because he seems to be able to see but thank you guys for letting me know it’s possible!
Chester: "So it's like we're back at camp again"
Parker: " I never went to camp with you"
Me:🤐😬
Omg broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Careful bro!!!
If Chester goes to hell, he would say “This Is So ✨A M A Z I N G✨ ”
i- 😂
XD YEAH!
Chester "you dont have to pay for heat!!!"
yes
Lol
I have a feeling that guy in the basement was a house warming gift
But he's a
But he's a monster
@@patriciakrapf5693 lol😂😂😑
@@patriciakrapf5693 XD
@@patriciakrapf5693 😂😂🤣🤣
Rule number two: always listen to Parker’s style lol
"Someone painted these paintings with paint!"
Chester: *finds the missing people*
Chester: AYO LOOK, WE EVEN GOT THE ROOMATES THAT CAME WITH IT
Me:Chester you and Parker can't stay,It's not safe,i know you Don't care but-
(Lol it is the truth)
Yk i understand why its so expensive yk why? Cause it has roommates duh 🙄✋️
U
Yes
Me seeing this house: OK im just gonna get a HOUSE SIZE BUCKET OF GASOLINE!! Put the gasoline on the house and get a match and burn it
House: *Has 7 bedrooms*
Chester: *Sees one room he likes* "We could have bunk beds in that room!"
OMG LOL!
hes not straight
@@bellindasfamily8430 Ok
@@bellindasfamily8430 yeah he is
@@bellindasfamily8430 I support I'm part of the community🏳️🌈🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Chester smiling when Parker said for this episode Chester found this ‘site’
1:12 You should buy the squeaky needle lol 😂
Chester: "I swear there's two homeless people in the basement inside cages!"
Also Chester: "You think somebody's still living in here?"
I think Parker and Chester swap their soul
@@adamsiccama4814 Yas.
5-tho