@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 The Balatro Universe was created no earlier than November of 2023. Anyone who says it is older speaks blasphemy. Atheistic science must kneel to Balatro Science.
@@jeremytitus9519 in the beginning thunk created all the jokers, and he said, this is good. But the jokers couldn't do anything by themselves so he created the sun, the stars, and the moon, and all the other tarot cards. And he said, this is good. But the universe was still empty, so thunk created the planets. And he said, this is good. But then thunk created the shop for all of them to live together. And this was good. But then, The world needed someone to experience it, so thunk created king and queen and all of the number cards, and the king and queen bore a son, jack. And thunk said this was good. But the cards wanted more of themselves, and so did the planets, and so did the tarots, and so did the antes. So thunk created the vouchers. And this was good. Then finally, thunk created the skip tags so he could rest. And this is how the world was made. I don't know why I put so much effort into this
@@fipachu I ALWAYS forget about the boss blind that only lets you play one hand type because I often run out of discards and use a hand to find more cards, then I get stuck using high card and lose :(
Despite everything that’s been done on this channel, this might be the single most absurd string of events I’ve ever seen occur in this game, and all with perfect comedic timing.
That glass card at the end survived for 12 rounds, which has a 3% chance of happening. If you also count the probability of it breaking at the very end, that's just a 0.8% chance of that sequence of events happening.
honestly whats surprising me most about the math debate in the chat is that its completely respectful and nobody is being rude or saying mean things. usually on the internet at some point the conversation devolves. its nice to see this video is rly good lol
One of the rare Internet communities that are good, positive vibes - for TH-cam and Twitch it all comes down to the person making the videos. It really boils down to some simple questions: What do they allow, or encourage in their chat? How do they respond to people coming to them from a knowledge level? ...and what culture does the answer to those breed amongst their viewers? The behaviours that bias viewers towards either way toward pure vs. toxic can subtle, but powerful. I saw a Balatro creator recently who's conduct subtly causes their audience to bully each other; their videos are okay, but comments are toxic. Compare to this channel, which in my observations subtly guides viewers to be nice - when asked a question, or provided an opinion on what play someone suggests the professor always treats them with respect, and so, in turn viewers are inclined to act the same way.
46:55 the negative ticked LOVES you, professor.... it literally KEEPS SHOWING UP, i feel like more than any other negative that ive seen in your videos lol
Спасибо недавние видео сказали, если у тебя 23 доллара и ты покупаешь таро, то это не стоит процентов сейчас, но стоит будущего процента. Теперь у меня будет больше мозговых движений пока нету максимума процентов
Hey I had an idea for a challenge idea; Anti Positive: Every card is negative, and if possible strength cards decrease by one rank instead of increasing by one rank.
Had we got the smash earlier, we would have got a shop after the smash right ? Allowing for funny stuff like +208 erosion or a standard pack that allows us to continue a run that had 0 cards at one point.
Wouldn't copying the ticket with blueprint give more money with the red seals, six ticket triggers like that while blueprint on mime give four ticket triggers or am l missing something important?
@@salvatoredantonio2413 Yea three copy of gold ticket have more better instead just hold, but i use gold in card i not play, because if i use on all card i not play i have chance held in finale hand random gold card, but i don't care about gold i just discard on gold stake if i don't want lose (maybe if use gold on played card i have less card i want play or gold play always because if you have 6 card and one of them is gold you have 5 card and 1 card with fun useless gold in 2/3 (just 3/6 played +1 gold 4/6 it unreal luck take more 1/2 card in deck, you need more maybe 8-10 and 1-2 gold it be worth, but problem - it's hard), for ticket also i need one joker slot and one gold card i want play - it very hard because if gold card useless for scoring you get +1$ for play and hand lost -1$) Every ticket in normally it just +1$ in this case i don't want use calculate for max effective, i play or use mime (he use mime). Actual white stake is really easy and cute for maximise all staff (english is hard, sorry. Я до сих пор не получил ещё золотую ставку на каждую колоду (только на первые три колоды) и могу сказать, что на белой ставке играй для удовольствия она не серьёзная и ошибки часто несмертельны)
@@salvatoredantonio2413 Yea three copy of gold ticket have more better instead just hold, but i use gold in card i not play, because if i use on all card i not play i have chance held in finale hand random gold card, but i don't care about gold i just discard on gold stake if i don't want lose (maybe if use gold on played card i have less card i want play or gold play always because if you have 6 card and one of them is gold you have 5 card and 1 card with fun useless gold in 2/3 (just 3/6 played +1 gold 4/6 it unreal luck take more 1/2 card in deck, you need more maybe 8-10 and 1-2 gold it be worth, but problem - it's hard), for ticket also i need one joker slot and one gold card i want play - it very hard because if gold card useless for scoring you get +1$ for play and hand lost -1$) Every ticket in normally it just +1$ in this case i don't want use calculate for max effective, i play or use mime (he use mime). Actual white stake is really easy and cute for maximise all staff (english is hard, sorry. Я до сих пор не получил ещё золотую ставку на каждую колоду (только на первые три колоды) и могу сказать, что на белой ставке играй для удовольствия она не серьёзная и ошибки часто несмертельны)
I love Tjeerdemeneer trying their best to convince me that this math they are talking about is needed, but like, once you have to start altering the fundamentals of how something in the real world works, and to the point that they had to, it just proves the point that the math isn’t needed for most of the populous. And that’s the fundamental issue at hand.
Like first off, no restaurant works like that, 2nd off the internet exists so it would be easy to find out their best dish, 3rd off if they are so secretive that they can avoid internet spoiling shit, your average person ain’t eating there because high chances are that’s their gimmick, and thus they only work with high paying customers, aka, not 90% of the people on twitch.
Also let’s be real “averaging the total ratings of the dishes you eat” is something no one wants or cares to do. You’d have to use the math problems in ways that matter to the common populous.
I feel like, based what I got on it, why not just say “your job is to be a recruiter for a business, how many applications do you go through before you find the most likely applicator, and also find out if you need to alter the requirements for applying based on the quality of applicants.”
And this is not a slight on the commenter, they are trying their best with what they have, but an inherent issue with word problems often being made to fit a equation over an equation in it’s actual use
The problem is it's not obvious what math will be useful to what people in their lives. IMO it's better to "over learn" math and never use it then under learn and not even know what your missing.
It kinda hurts to watch this level of luck that is completely counterproductive to the goal of the run
Balatro but I hate DNA
detention
balatro but i am a creatonist
(the one card is the one true god, no dna thats evolution boooo)
@@elizathegamer413 If Balatro's existence is a coincidence, then why is it so perfect?
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 The Balatro Universe was created no earlier than November of 2023. Anyone who says it is older speaks blasphemy. Atheistic science must kneel to Balatro Science.
@@jeremytitus9519 in the beginning thunk created all the jokers, and he said, this is good. But the jokers couldn't do anything by themselves so he created the sun, the stars, and the moon, and all the other tarot cards. And he said, this is good. But the universe was still empty, so thunk created the planets. And he said, this is good. But then thunk created the shop for all of them to live together. And this was good. But then, The world needed someone to experience it, so thunk created king and queen and all of the number cards, and the king and queen bore a son, jack. And thunk said this was good. But the cards wanted more of themselves, and so did the planets, and so did the tarots, and so did the antes. So thunk created the vouchers. And this was good. Then finally, thunk created the skip tags so he could rest. And this is how the world was made.
I don't know why I put so much effort into this
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realise the "have only 5 cards in hand" voucher unlock req didn't mean "thin your deck down to only 5 cards"
Oof. I always forget the Card Sharp needs the hand to have been already played this ROUND not this run.
@@fipachu I ALWAYS forget about the boss blind that only lets you play one hand type because I often run out of discards and use a hand to find more cards, then I get stuck using high card and lose :(
Despite everything that’s been done on this channel, this might be the single most absurd string of events I’ve ever seen occur in this game, and all with perfect comedic timing.
re: the math conversation in twitch chat. Get good at mental math, trust me, it comes up at the randomest times and makes you look like a genius
Mental math is how I landed my wife, my mistress, my dry cleaner and my CIA handler. Don’t underestimate it.
And it's embarrassing if you let yourself go on that front. Sometimes I catch myself whipping out a calculator for something like 21+64
glass card misunderstood the assignment, thought lasting for 5 antes was part of "getting away with it"
Recognize you from co host, I went by chungoreus there, well wishes
"Polychrome red steel stone card" I didn't know a card could be stone and steel at the same time O_O
ok, but what if tho
@@drspectred I'd want one
That glass card at the end survived for 12 rounds, which has a 3% chance of happening. If you also count the probability of it breaking at the very end, that's just a 0.8% chance of that sequence of events happening.
Small deck energy
honestly whats surprising me most about the math debate in the chat is that its completely respectful and nobody is being rude or saying mean things. usually on the internet at some point the conversation devolves. its nice to see
this video is rly good lol
One of the rare Internet communities that are good, positive vibes - for TH-cam and Twitch it all comes down to the person making the videos. It really boils down to some simple questions: What do they allow, or encourage in their chat? How do they respond to people coming to them from a knowledge level? ...and what culture does the answer to those breed amongst their viewers?
The behaviours that bias viewers towards either way toward pure vs. toxic can subtle, but powerful. I saw a Balatro creator recently who's conduct subtly causes their audience to bully each other; their videos are okay, but comments are toxic. Compare to this channel, which in my observations subtly guides viewers to be nice - when asked a question, or provided an opinion on what play someone suggests the professor always treats them with respect, and so, in turn viewers are inclined to act the same way.
@@JoshuaBost I think you have a very good point!!
When the negative egg showed up I screamed
Didn't realise you could get a gorilla glass card.
It even broke like real gorilla glass - after surviving so many hits that you’d start to believe it’s actually shatterproof.
41:35 missed chance "this king wants to be red, this king wants to be dead"
Erosion should be the most cards you've ever had in your deck minus the number of cards in your deck
times 4*
Thank you for recording your descent into madness
I love seeing a genuine discussion about the necessity of teaching math in school while you play haha silly card game. The dichotomy is fun.
Maths and card games go hand in hand.
How does the glass not smash?
Doc: “I am the danger. I am the one who knocks!”
doc, to the glass king: "I will kill your wife (queen). i will kill your son (jack). i will kill your infant daughter (2) "
46:55 the negative ticked LOVES you, professor.... it literally KEEPS SHOWING UP, i feel like more than any other negative that ive seen in your videos lol
Challenge: remove all cards from deck. Then build deck back to how it started. With 52 cards of all 4 suits and all ranks.
That Russian roulette at the end though. Awesome content!
Спасибо недавние видео сказали, если у тебя 23 доллара и ты покупаешь таро, то это не стоит процентов сейчас, но стоит будущего процента.
Теперь у меня будет больше мозговых движений пока нету максимума процентов
techincally with one card, photograph is literally a legendary (its trib)
all of your face cards do give 2x. of course, you only have one face card.
uh that might be a small deck
He's average, don't do him like that 😢
pretty big if you ask me
Its just cold 😔
My girlfriend says it’s the perfect size
Small deck energy
Hey I had an idea for a challenge idea; Anti Positive: Every card is negative, and if possible strength cards decrease by one rank instead of increasing by one rank.
There was 0 reaction when that Blueprint appeared lol
Professor sorry for 100 comments i was having fun watching this
anyways 1:31:40 The glass king is *title card*
we dont need cards where we're going
Id love to see a race where you and zaino try to delete their entire deck the fastest
new balatro speedrun category?
Fiven the premise of the challenge, i would have thought you'd kept thenBurnt+Trading combo for a long time.
Had we got the smash earlier, we would have got a shop after the smash right ? Allowing for funny stuff like +208 erosion or a standard pack that allows us to continue a run that had 0 cards at one point.
I cannot believe what I’m hearing 36:55
The only thing this video eroded was my patience.
I bet that deck has a nice personality.
1:33:10
this cracked me up lmao
Hovering over the crypted 😂
I’m near damn sure I had two trading cards and they both gave me the money, unless it was the old patch?
great video! why did u sell the negative acrobat joker btw? it was negative so didnt had to sell? thx!
To avoid invisible joker copying it?
how did glass not break?
thats bigger than average
Any reason for selling the negatives about halfway in? Dosen't hurt to keep them right?
He was trying to optimize hits with the invisible joker and didn’t want any of those negatives duplicated.
smol
Wouldn't copying the ticket with blueprint give more money with the red seals, six ticket triggers like that while blueprint on mime give four ticket triggers or am l missing something important?
Mime and ticket incompatible.
Ticket need you play, mime need hold, maybe you want say about sock and buskin
@@mat-_-vey my bad, yeah thats something im missing, but then wouldn't copying the ticket still be more money? Three ticket triggers over one?
ya but I think he just didn't really care too much this run
@@salvatoredantonio2413
Yea three copy of gold ticket have more better instead just hold, but i use gold in card i not play, because if i use on all card i not play i have chance held in finale hand random gold card, but i don't care about gold i just discard on gold stake if i don't want lose (maybe if use gold on played card i have less card i want play or gold play always because if you have 6 card and one of them is gold you have 5 card and 1 card with fun useless gold in 2/3 (just 3/6 played +1 gold 4/6 it unreal luck take more 1/2 card in deck, you need more maybe 8-10 and 1-2 gold it be worth, but problem - it's hard), for ticket also i need one joker slot and one gold card i want play - it very hard because if gold card useless for scoring you get +1$ for play and hand lost -1$)
Every ticket in normally it just +1$ in this case i don't want use calculate for max effective, i play or use mime (he use mime). Actual white stake is really easy and cute for maximise all staff (english is hard, sorry. Я до сих пор не получил ещё золотую ставку на каждую колоду (только на первые три колоды) и могу сказать, что на белой ставке играй для удовольствия она не серьёзная и ошибки часто несмертельны)
@@salvatoredantonio2413
Yea three copy of gold ticket have more better instead just hold, but i use gold in card i not play, because if i use on all card i not play i have chance held in finale hand random gold card, but i don't care about gold i just discard on gold stake if i don't want lose (maybe if use gold on played card i have less card i want play or gold play always because if you have 6 card and one of them is gold you have 5 card and 1 card with fun useless gold in 2/3 (just 3/6 played +1 gold 4/6 it unreal luck take more 1/2 card in deck, you need more maybe 8-10 and 1-2 gold it be worth, but problem - it's hard), for ticket also i need one joker slot and one gold card i want play - it very hard because if gold card useless for scoring you get +1$ for play and hand lost -1$)
Every ticket in normally it just +1$ in this case i don't want use calculate for max effective, i play or use mime (he use mime). Actual white stake is really easy and cute for maximise all staff (english is hard, sorry. Я до сих пор не получил ещё золотую ставку на каждую колоду (только на первые три колоды) и могу сказать, что на белой ставке играй для удовольствия она не серьёзная и ошибки часто несмертельны)
Erosion has become one of my favourite jokers now I understand the massive benefit of having fewer cards
Aka
“Small deck energy”
am I stupid or was the math wrong on the 4x9 part, isn't it just 3x9? which is 1 worse than the 4x7 you get from 2 photograph copies
this comment was made before getting the glass so afterward it was probably fine
I love Tjeerdemeneer trying their best to convince me that this math they are talking about is needed, but like, once you have to start altering the fundamentals of how something in the real world works, and to the point that they had to, it just proves the point that the math isn’t needed for most of the populous. And that’s the fundamental issue at hand.
Like first off, no restaurant works like that, 2nd off the internet exists so it would be easy to find out their best dish, 3rd off if they are so secretive that they can avoid internet spoiling shit, your average person ain’t eating there because high chances are that’s their gimmick, and thus they only work with high paying customers, aka, not 90% of the people on twitch.
Also let’s be real “averaging the total ratings of the dishes you eat” is something no one wants or cares to do. You’d have to use the math problems in ways that matter to the common populous.
I feel like, based what I got on it, why not just say “your job is to be a recruiter for a business, how many applications do you go through before you find the most likely applicator, and also find out if you need to alter the requirements for applying based on the quality of applicants.”
And this is not a slight on the commenter, they are trying their best with what they have, but an inherent issue with word problems often being made to fit a equation over an equation in it’s actual use
The problem is it's not obvious what math will be useful to what people in their lives. IMO it's better to "over learn" math and never use it then under learn and not even know what your missing.