I was always so sick of woodlice eating all my eclairs and drinking all my whiskey, until I realised the struggles they faced with gambling and homelessness. Excellent video, bringing attention to a really important issue!
Oh my gosh I spend three days of my life doing three 5hr turn alternation studies on woodlice for AH Biology. This video was a life saver when I was on the verge of tears of boredom. (To put that in context I put woodlice in a maze and recorded which direction they turned over 600 times...)
Cool! A small TH-camr makes a fun, creative very nicely filmed video and all he gets is hate. I actually thought this is a documentary about Philoscia muscorum but it was funny anyway
I kind of get mocking the style of documentaries, but still it's quite odd that this is among the top search results for "woodlice" on TH-cam. The video just beneath it was a Japanese cook preparing an isopod dish. Who's going to educate me about poor woodlice?! :D
I once met a good ole woodlice friend who had over $100k in student debt. Went to college because who doesn’t love parting right? He lost his car, his fancy loft he was living in and couldn’t go parting any more. He had to work the night shift every day. He was so broke he had to sell everything he had just to be able to pay all his student debt. He filed for bankruptcy and turned to drugs to try to relieve himself of all the stress he ended up with after all these years. Poor woodlice friend. He was caught one night in a robbery and got arrested. While in his glass cage prison cell. A lizard inmate came towards him and murdered him and ate him. RIP woodlice. Woodlice lives matter. So let’s donate more to help other woodlice in debt get back on track and not end up line my friend!
A woodlice feed mainly on decaying plant material, but they can also damage seedlings, bedding plants, peas, beans and carrots, for example, and soft tissues, such as cucumber plants, strawberry fruits and tomatoes.
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I was always so sick of woodlice eating all my eclairs and drinking all my whiskey, until I realised the struggles they faced with gambling and homelessness. Excellent video, bringing attention to a really important issue!
😂😂😂
They eat mercury & other toxic chemicals
You will find the Woodlice in the whales fin praying to the left 👽
You gotta fix your audio levels bro. People can't laugh if they can't hear you.
I do not regret watching this 😂👏🏽
Oh my gosh I spend three days of my life doing three 5hr turn alternation studies on woodlice for AH Biology. This video was a life saver when I was on the verge of tears of boredom. (To put that in context I put woodlice in a maze and recorded which direction they turned over 600 times...)
Which way do they go?
Jimb 82.2% turned the opposite direction to the one in which they were forced on the previous turn...
Scotch eggs??!!! Chocolate eclairs??!!
Electronica? Alcohol!!!!!!
Debt!!!!!!!
Omg!!! Dyinggggggg!!!!!!!!
My scientist teacher played this infront of the whole class without watching it
My science teacher played this in class😂😂😂😂😂
Well my 4 year old asked to learn about woodlice before bed, and this is what’s he’s learnt 😂
Base tree
I was bored so I thought; 'what's something really random I can watch?'. I typed; 'woodlouse documentary' and got this... not disappointed.
jake ellis Love it! As weird as that is you’re not the only one😅
Cool! A small TH-camr makes a fun, creative very nicely filmed video and all he gets is hate. I actually thought this is a documentary about Philoscia muscorum but it was funny anyway
Woodlice are cool, and related to marine isopods. One of the few garden crustaceans!
Drowns in the bath
I didn't expect that ending
you gotta love this guy
this is wonderful. I've learned so much, not least that in England "hair" is pronounced "Heah"
I love wood lice there adorable
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE UNDER BRICKS
they love bricks
darkness, moisture and safety.
They're brick layers in the day
Darkness too
I kind of get mocking the style of documentaries, but still it's quite odd that this is among the top search results for "woodlice" on TH-cam. The video just beneath it was a Japanese cook preparing an isopod dish. Who's going to educate me about poor woodlice?! :D
I totally get it.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Fun fact: woodlice job is to go around the streets & houses eating mercury
So cute...
Woodlice are isopods that have successfully established themselves on land. Our giant cousins live in the deep sea.
1:45 looks like sone scene from a sci-fi desert movie.
So this entire time, my Isopod colony wasn’t actually plagued?
This time to rescue the woodlice, because woodlice need life forever!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
That wood louse must be very traumatised being put in strange environments for a video 😂
Had me in the first half. Not gunna lie.
had me in the first half ngl
I once met a good ole woodlice friend who had over $100k in student debt. Went to college because who doesn’t love parting right? He lost his car, his fancy loft he was living in and couldn’t go parting any more. He had to work the night shift every day. He was so broke he had to sell everything he had just to be able to pay all his student debt. He filed for bankruptcy and turned to drugs to try to relieve himself of all the stress he ended up with after all these years. Poor woodlice friend. He was caught one night in a robbery and got arrested. While in his glass cage prison cell. A lizard inmate came towards him and murdered him and ate him. RIP woodlice. Woodlice lives matter. So let’s donate more to help other woodlice in debt get back on track and not end up line my friend!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol. I was looking for something serious 😂
best video I've ever seen ahahahahah
they are earthworms of the tropics
They like too live in my house a lot and I just go hey lil guy let’s party ahaha you total fucking Pratt 😂😂🤍😂
Hahaha. Im setting up a patreon to help the homeless woodlice....donate to Detritavores Annonymous.
Inspirational 😭
genius
My teacher played this in class last year-
This voice over is fucking mental
woodluce are the best at hide and seek.
No audio except bird chirping at the intro
WTF did i just watch 🤢😬 Woodlice in your bed, wood lice in your hair eww
RINCHHEN SHERPA regular head Lice and Wood lice have differences, but head lice are way worse
woodlice woudnt fit in hair xd you would easily feel them
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Do they eat plants?
A woodlice feed mainly on decaying plant material, but they can also damage seedlings, bedding plants, peas, beans and carrots, for example, and soft tissues, such as cucumber plants, strawberry fruits and tomatoes.
I’m traumatised now😊
The video is extremely quite and mainly in the left side of my headphones ^-^' think this is due do-over, otherwise an interesting video
Until u said hair
Thumbs down for poor volume levels
😲 I... I... 😉
Were these paid actors?
Not sure if this "document" is funny, or horrifying. 😅
What?
Hannibal Lecter like voice. Creepy af but so appropriate. Cheers.
Roly Poly (pillbug) enthusiasts... we're on facebook
😂
haha
Cute cockroaches
🤪crustacean?
This video was creepy af
What the actual fuck though.
starts off with facts, then slowly starts talking rubbish, and misinformation. the opposite of education. maybe he had a pint of whiskhy.