BOMB DISPOSING DISASTER - Dan and Phil play: Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes #2
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- THE MOST TENSE VIDEO OF ALL TIME. Dan and Phil attempt to diffuse some "moderate" bombs and have a blast!
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DAN
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PHIL
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still laughing at "The third middle on the right." Phil is me taking a test.
Tenaujah Lee Ikr?! Phil is literally my spirit animal...basically every comment I make in a gaming vid has some riff off of the phrase "I was so Phil in XYZ situation" 😜 Gotta love him!😁💕
"I forgot how to control it"
"You click"
"..right"
AnnaIsNotABanana I loved that part... 😂🤣(your comments are the best as well)
AnnaMxria You know, we are actually 50% banana 😅😂🍌
AnnaIsNotABanana lol
AnnaIsNotABanana where is this in the video?
"An R that's fainted and fallen down stairs" 😂 literally only Dan and Phil can understand each other
Amber Hoover truueee haha
ikr I laughed so hard then lol
Amber Hoover ikr!!
Amber Hoover Nah I understood it
hey amber, don't let T0tal Sh1t bother you, they are an internet troll who's name fits perfectly. 3000+ people agree with you I'd say thats pretty good
Dan: Is the button yellow?
Phil: it's blue
Dan: is the button red?
Phil: it's blue
Abby Rhea
Is the button red
I T ' S B L U E
It took me so long to sound out these words and figure out what you were trying to say lol
I love that song though!
*deep breath* "DAN IT'S BLUE."
oml i had the same profile pic as you
we have the exact same comment
dan: "is the button yellow?"
phil: "it's blue"
dan: "is the button red?"
phil: "it's blue"
smøl acc my frustration when Dan has the manual...though tbh I'd probably be the same way. 😜
smøl acc same thing happened last time didn't it? 😂
smøl acc LOL my friend asking me things
agreed, playing with my friend is exactly the same xD
lol 'speak when you're spoken to'
phil: the button is blue
dan: *says every color other than blue*
spaceypastels basically the entirety of this series
spaceypastels
Phil: no, it's blue
Dan: *ignores and continues on his business*
spaceypastels lol
It's to eliminate the things in the manual though. It's in a list, Dan's just going through the list, Phil gives information "too early" for the list.
spaceypaste hhhhhhhh
Things I learned:
dan can read at the speed of light
dan can talk at the speed of light
dan does not know what blue means
Lucy Worth Not that hard to read quickly, same goes for talking quickly
T0tal Sh1t dude you're being an idiot to everyone
Lishaaa Xx lives up to their name
Lyn97 very true :)
T0tal Sh1t Not everyone can read or speak quickly, just because you're able.
Phil: We've got a frequency thing that says 3.505 MHz
Dan: *Literally starts reading the manual at the speed of light*
Emmagination Inc. I still don't understand how the frequency thingy works 😌
Nurul Samhana Johari Same I don't think anyone does😂
eminem who?
dan: GIBBERISHGIBBERISHGIBBERISHBDUDNDJDIDIJEJDNDIDFJDUFNFCKIVKFUDHDYDJDIDJDUDKOSUSHEBENDIDUD
phil: WHAT DO I DO
dan: JDUDJDIDKDIFKDODUFNF
phil: 5 4 3 2
dan: PRESS B!!!!!
bomb: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
phil: AHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOO
dan: :0
Phandom: *holy fluffing Jesus on a boat*
that intro was the most adorable thing i think ive ever witnessed
"They are, THEY ARE, as in *THEY ARE*"
- Phil Lester 2017
Ava Gili me trying to explain my pronouns
Ava Gili - read this as he said it and my brain exploded 😂
Alessia Ortelli the accuracy.....
me
Alex Ortelli ??????
Dan: "is it uh uh or uh huh?"
Phil: "yes."
Lana Moore Hahhaha tff you had me dying!
😂😂
Phil under pressure has got to be the funniest thing that has ever existed 😂😂
"An R that's fainted and fallen down the stairs"
"Yeah I get it."
What? HOW?!?!1?!??!1
XxfandomtrashxX In another video, Dan said "That made no sense but I still know what you are saying. We spend too much time together." Or something similar
XxfandomtrashxX they have a psychic connection and nobody can tell me otherwise
Jordan Saunders psychic mind connection
Cause they're so close
It's how connected they are. Very creepily but cutely connected.
I think it's the cutest thing ever when Phil describes the hyroglific things in the weirdest ways and Dan just understands. Adorable BFF's
BF's*
Hieroglyphics
Yep. It's So cute! Me and one of my friends can do this too
dunwithu I was actually thinking the same thing
*_WELL..._* i think i can safely say BF's*
Phil : "I forgot how to control it"
Dan : "ya click"
I'm sorry but I had to pause cause I was laughing so hard, am I the only one or plz do other people find that funny
Sophie Jorgenson I was laughing too, no worries.
Sophie Jorgenson i laughed but that is something i would probably ask too lol
I always laugh if anything is dnp related
phil: "i'm having a stress"
mood during exam time
bec mood everytime
me 24/7
You won a combat
Actually I just finished my maths exam, it wasn't that bad
*exam week is going on*
me: I should probably study to avoid failing any papers.
also me: binge watches Dan and Phil vids and watches cracks shamelessly
"My eyelashes are sweating."
Those are called tears, Phil.
+
MormonDude Starfaith no Phil doesn't cry he's too happy the only tears he cries are tears of happiness oh crap now I'm imagining him crying in sadness no I'm about to cry why brain oh wait Dan's coming he's hugging Phil Phil is smiling yes thank you brain finally something better than sad Phil
why did i laugh hysterically at this
No eyes sweating is 'Tears'
Yes
This week on real life or fanciction:
"You're being a bad boy only speak when you're spoken to"
Rebecca Warden *YES*
_Both_ toomuchwattpad
asdfghjkl I was searching for this comment haha
What time??
Jaasai Cumberbatch THANK YOU!!!
the way phil is just so done when dan keeps asking the colour when he's said it's blue lmao
Phil: the button is blue!
Dan: is the button red, phil?
Phil: ThE bUtToN iS bLuE
Dan: is the button yellow
Phil: THE BUTTON IS BLUE
Phil: "I forgot how to control it."
Dan: "You click..."
😂👌🏻
Dan seems so much happier and more confident since the rebrand. I love him
Sierra Kai same
I noticed that too
Sierra Kai Same I'm so happy for him
don't cry, *sweat from your eyelashes*
literally lol rn!
don't cry
CRAFT MOTHER FUCKERS
Brea Dolphin soft and neat from your eyelashes
Brea Dolphin pro tip from your eyelashes
Protip: Softly and neatly CRAFT (Dont cri!) from your eyelashes instead or sacrificing your friend to satan!
Dan: Phil rotate slightly
Phil moves half a inch away
Dan: don't wheel across the room
*cough*
existential crisis Daniel Howell: king of exaggeration
existential crisis I feel bad for liking cause you had 666 likes
Andrea Nikolov
*sighs* I guess your forgiven 😂😂😂😈😈😈
where was that?
existential crisis where is it?
Phil: My heart is beating faster than a train. You feel that?
Dan: I can't, your hand is on it
Me: Awww
My phandom is great
@@illblocktheemergencyexits6886 it truly is
Ye cute but still kinda dumb 😂
"You feel that?"
"Your hand is on it."
Such a stoopid bean
6 days without uploading
They come back with a bang
Because they're the worst members
Of the bomb disposal gang
So prepare for an explosion
Of inappropriate winks
As Phil comments on the game
And Dan's unusual kinks
The Cookie Jar ...well done the phandom is proud
The Cookie Jar better than Shakespeare himself
PIN PIN PIN
lmfao thats so good
wow ;o
a week after my horse prince
they come back with a boom
if they don't do this right
they'll be put in a tomb
so prepare for some stress
even more so than before
because uh uh vs uh huh
might leave us ended in gore.
first things first,
phil, you lucked out
even though
you still exploded
the stress you're putting
all of us through
is very heavily
loaded
we really didn't need this
as finals came around
but hey, I'm not complaining,
your videos do astound
so you have trouble reading manuals
but you wrote your own book
I died a little inside
each time you said "shook"
this was a lot to process
and I still can't comprehend
why am I so obsessed
with some guy gaming with his friend
ok dalynn 👌👌👌👌
ok dalynn you are my hero! 😂😂😂
THIS DESERVES TO BE A PINNED COMMENT
Kawaii Walrus ikr
+ok dalynn THIS IS SO GOOD PRAISE YOU
Keep uploading content and no one explodes
Wholesome Howell this is perfect with your icon and name 😇😁
Sssophie omf true
Wholesome Howell the phandom rn
I explode when they DO upload
dont we all
End cards:
"-.. .- -." spells Dan
".--. .... .. .-.." spells Phil
So we know Phil did the endcards because Dan would have spelled "the game" or "floppy ding dong" or something.
Gianna goddamn it i was doing so well
*"floppy ding dong"*
..-. .-.. --- .--. .--. -.-- / -.. .. -. --. / -.. --- -. --.
Bless your soul because I really spent five minutes and all I got was DP from Dan's...
I stopped doing chemistry revision to watch this but I guess this counts since your bond is pretty strong ;))
daniel lester you could even say they're giant covalent structures
daniel lester i was expecting "you guys have good chemistry" ngl
Emily Procter that's literally what I'm revising at the moment what the fuck you're psychic
daniel lester omg sammeeee
daniel lester love a bit of fermentation
Dan: "does it say 'uh huh'?" *very clearly emphasizing the h*
button: *says uh uh*
Phil: "Yup!" *presses the fucking button*
That's not the moment I was talking about and I'm also not yelling at either of them but alright then
LuxMashups they're just both a mess
Amritha 😂 👍
Also, can you type the time in please? I don't remember which bit this was
I screamed when Phil JUST.MISSED.THEBUTTON.
I love how we can already tell that phil made the title cause we know that dan makes super weird titles lol
I’m from the future to tell you Dans titles are amazing 😂
I want to see them do the exotic level and dress up in Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses
saaame
Grace Moore yessssss
Grace Moore dan could wear his tropical santa shirt
Grace Moore There's a phablet for that.
YIS
Dan and Phil games; come for the games and funny commentary, stay for the domestic fluff
Hinikuna M8 this should be the channel description
PrettyMuch Preet I agree
Hinikuna M8 "come for the accent, stay for the existential crisis. . . That should be on a sign"
Hinikuna M8 yesss omg same
or a t shirt
when you find a bomb, in your neighbourhood,
who you gonna call?
dan. and. phil
that's so funny LMAO who you gonna call Dan and Phil
Kate McCune *Daniel and Phil
Ihaztwohearts u DIdnT
who else sang it in their head when they read this
Taryn Mulvy me 😂
someone please make a "everytime phil makes a Speed reference" video
*shouts* YOU GUYS STILL HAVE BOXES FOR THE TABLES!!!!
they told us to shout at them...
phanisreal biteme. I think Phil said to give them 10 weeks before shouting..
10 weeks. I put it on my calendar
Libby Hope 🎶Put another 'x' on the calendar
Summer's on it's deathbed🎶
Libby Hope SAME
Time to go to ikea
Turns out Dan can be a Rap God under pressure
Gayle G Hahahaha IKR
Gayle G hahaha I noticed that too!
seriously how fast can this man talk
Llolololololololollolololololol
Gayle G I know I love it
Me: sad and lonely
Dan and phil: *upload*
Me: all set for 17 minutes
Same honestly
never have i related so much honestly
Literally me
Luca Metzger with all the repeating it takes me 30 minutes to watch them
Me rn cos of exams
Woooooow dan reads insanely fast if necessary...that's awesome
PRESS B!
Alisa Kazarnovsky yeah me too XD
When the test starts in one minute and you haven’t studied
I’m jealous
me: :-(
*sees video*
me: :-)
literally same
so simple, yet so true
twentyonepeanuts Thats me every time Dan and Phil post a new vid
I relate to this on a physical level
twentyonepeanuts I relate to this in a spiritual and physical way
I'm in hospital and going through a rough time right now but this video has made me smile for a few minutes. Thank you Dan and Phil 💜
Jenny Rose Get well soon!!!!!
Jenny Rose get well soon 🕊
I hope you get better
Get Well Soon!
wish you the best!!
Robber: *KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES!*
Me: **lists my favorite songs, speaks lyrics, talks about food**
Robber: *STOP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES!*
yup same
I was focused on something else and Dan screamed and I almost fell out if my chair
That Demigod Fangirl lol you almost did a Dan
Dan: this Ain't...
Me: a scene it's a-
Dan: .... no intro or basics
Me: - oh....
Iz Colt Me:a fashion statement it's a de- oh...
ITS A GODDAMN ARMS RACE
THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT’S A GAH DAH AH RAAaa
im 20 seconds in and I'm already overwhelmed by how married they are. truly disgusting
damn it's so weird seeing someone with the same name as me bc it's always spelt differently
Chiara I know. Instead of watching the whole video at first I just replayed the beginning
same
same
Same
DAN'S HAIR GETS PRETTIER AND PRETTIER EVERY VIDEO
ALSO, PHIL GETS CUTER AND CUTER
WTF
it must be the illuminati
Yuri Nikiforov Truth
they're becoming SOFT AND NEAT
Yuri Nikiforov they look the same
Light Yagami face palm
When there's a bomb in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
Not Dan and Phil.
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Thanks.
THIS GAME IS THE BOMB
Ohmygod
You are the bomb
No hello dad.
u da bomb
*snaps fingers and does gun pointy finger fuck boi thing*
phil: im dressed for exotic
dan: *looks phil up and down and smiles*
Princess Hemmings Dan: **thinks: he'd look better without his pants**
oOpS
maybe he wasnt wearing pants ;)
Gab unnecessary?
I read this then after it actually happened in the video and now im just lying here rolling round in my bed with a cold giggling to oblivion! 😂😂😄❤
hannah :D I thought it was funny. it's a joke. it's not /necessary/, it's humor lol
Me: oh after a long stressful day of homework let's just relax and watch a Dan and Phil video
Me: why did I think this would be relaxing...
they seem happier and touchier and closer in this vid
IT'S THE EYELASH VIDEO
they do seem happier lol maybe theyre having a good day
The INTRO!!!!! .... I can't.. Breath..ahhhhhhhhhh
Crybaby World I don't get it
"No exotic bombs!" How about exotic butters?
Maya Connors 👏👏👏
Thank, thank you *bows*
ILYSM
Maya Connors I keep finding comments on this video and they are the best my phandom is amazing
i'm not crying my eyelashes are sweating
Libby Hope n o
Don't have sweaty eyelashes, _CRAFT_
Libby Hope nope don't mention mcr I will start crafting HARD
DONT EVEN DARE, LIBBY
Imma use that some day
Okay, so...
- The description is now called the descrizzle
- Phil: Oh I forgot how do control it
Dan: Y'click
Me: 😂 😊
"i'm having a stress"
me constantly
@@aheartdown I relate
Same
"They are, they are, as in they are." - Phil Lester
"you are being bad"
Dan , I think you forget that phil is older than you and not a child 😂😂
I drank water while watching this
*mistake*
IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK
PREPARING FOR MY FUTURE
oh well yee
A bit my tongue. Which already has blisters on it
I inhaled jelly worms
Help please
This video was the bomb
Shady Sadie .....just wow
No pun intended
Shady Sadie ba dum tss
dan's little wrinkles that appear next to his eyes when he laughs are the cutest things ever omg
😢😍😍😍
twentyønephansatthedisco tRU
twentyønephansatthedisco OMG I love ur name so much lol!
Iwritefanfic Nøtsessays ayyyyyyyeee clique where u at?
agReEd fRen
Whenever the four symbol one is up I just sit there and wait for whatever alien language phil is about to educate us
GomiShow same
ikr lololol
"an 'r' that's fallen down the stairs" ohh Phil...
ANOTHER!
*I yell as I slam my mug onto the table*
its been years but... *i understand that reference*
This game honestly gives me too much freaking anxiety and yet it's so fascinating
It made me really upset when they would spend the bomb time for normal talking or when Phil took a few seconds to inhale slowly, ugh.
I once had a dream that Dan was standing in the hallway. he sneezed, and phil came out of his bedroom singing "God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen". I think I watch this channel too much. also, yes you should play this again.
Poptart Trash lol
Meara Block I have never seen someone else with this fox
this conversation had me confused because i thought you were both the same person
Meara Block i thought you were talking to yourself.
This MADE ME LAUGH WAYYY TOO HARD
im kinda strangely addicted to watching them panic over this game and exploding themselves should i be worried
Sapphire Skies so am I lets worry together
Sapphire Skies same
Sapphire Skies no. We all are
Your profile pic is my life
I loved how Dan said "press B" with such confidence a half-second before time ran out
"A hidden message"
"Something's different"
"One giant leap"
"Fair game"
"Pick up the pace"
"No room for error"
"Eight minutes"
..So is this bomb defusing or phanfiction?
omg I love you
Omfg yasssss
brb while I use these to write new fanfics
Lapa Random AHAHAHAHAHAH
Lapa Random YESS
*opens video*
*sees domestic banter within the first few seconds*
"it's already everything I've needed"
These remind me of the scene in Sherlock where Sherlock pranks John into thinking they're going to get exploded by the bomb and they both just panic together.
ikr :D ♥
same
ME TOO! That's exactly what I thought of when I saw the first video XD
these remind me of nanny mcphee
Lydia Cain oh my gosh, my favourite fandoms combined 😂
**is crying**
Someone:are you crying?
Me: NO MY EYELASHES ARE SWEATING
'Desquizzle'
Damn Daniel, I've never been more impressed with your creativeness.
I love how i can be having the most shitty day and Dan and Phil's smiles alone can brighten it up
Trinity Mathis relatable
Trinity Mathis today has actually been the worst day ever until this point
ikr, someone outed me as transgender to the whole school today but I can't help but smile
Trinity Mathis So fluffing true
Just saying: as a librarian, I hate shelving the strangely tall TABINOF. reminds me of its authors. that is all.
As a someone who works in a book shop, i agree with this statement
as someone who collects books, i also agree with this statement.
NERD ALERT 🤓 🚨
I AGREE. IT DOESN'T FIT ON MY SHELF
Lizzie Talcott omg SaME I hate how tall it looks compared to the other books on my bookshelf it's rediculous
Dan: is the button yellow?
Phil: it’s blue
Dan: is it red?
Phil: it’s blue
Me: DANIEL IT’S BLUE!!!
Dan and Phil literally calm me down and make me forget about all the bad things in life.
Star Almond funny that you say this when they are literally screaming and sweating
lol, Irony of life😂
Phil: "I'm having a stress"
Sums up my life
JasperF :D me in school
aren't we all?
JasperF :D me all the time
+Imperfectly Perfect same. i'm a human ball of stress
Phil"Feel my heart". Dan"I can't. Your hand's in the way". I don't know why I laughed at that
A Jarjis well he definitely looked into his eyes, that's for sure
+Jess Nope IMAGINE DRAGONS
+Jess Nope IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE
I'm sorry if I'm scaring you with my over-obsessiveness
JordoN BennetT OH MY GOD YOU GOT MY REFERENCE I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO OBSCURE FOR ANYONE TO GET IT
A Jarjis you could never
how fast can dan talk jfc
"How long do I wait before I tell you things."
"It'll be kinda obvious."
Phil: "My heart is beating faster than a train. Feel that?"
:(Dan places his hand on Phil's):
Dan: "I can't. Your hands in the way."
:(Phil drops his hand for Dan to feel it):
Hi I'm Philtrash#1 sorry ur phil trash #2 dan is phil trash #1
Hi I'm Philtrash#1 what fuckung dorks lmfao
olivia hill you must be new to this fandom. We're all dorks
Indi Heaton XD Listen to Indi Olivia. XD Everyone in this phandom are dorks. AND WERE PROUD OF IT
"feel that?"
"you need to do some cardio"
is this just the exact same conversation from the impossible quiz or am i having a deja vu moment
I just chose a 4 month old Dan and Phil games video over Jenna Marbles new 10 minute old video. I started watching you guys a week ago and I cant stop. Subscribed immediately! Love yall!
welcome to the pham!
I'm not crying, *my eyelashes are sweating*.
"The third middle on the right" ~Phil Lester, 2017
Nerd_Charmed
I am still laughing about that XD
omg
bluegrayflowers how
Ehehehe
Dan seemed so happy in this video and that makes me happy
I think phil wrote the description "have a blast"
They talk about Phill's shirt a lot and I'm just sitting here appreciating Dan's Tokyo Ghoul shirt.
Echo from ORANGE EXCUSE yasss
Echo from ORANGE EXCUSE Ikr 😍
wires?
theres loads of stuff on the b-
WIRES?!
kjellester I CANT QUIT YOU WIRES
The second bomb stopped at 23.23. Very satisfactory.
Bea Leedom Your profile pic matches your comment so perfectly
Bea Leedom BTS!!! 😍
Bea Leedom ARMY !!! ❤️
DAN SHOULD BE THE NEXT 2017 RAPPER! BECAUSE HE CAN READ AS FAST AS THE LIGHTNING! ⚡️
Eminem vs Danny boi
Dan could probably rap the fast part of Eminem's 'Rap God.'
What's happening to the world Phil is yelling more than Dan ??? 😂
This was unbelievably stressful and im not even playing the game
hahahaha
lol
HEART EYES HOWELL AND LOVE EYES LESTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO OMGGGG
and the end..
play this again plssss!1!!
we've got a solid minute and a half of pure flirting in the beginning what more could we want?
Nothing my child.
nothing.
their wedding video
Analise yaaaaaaa!
Analise That's basically what this is.
marriage
So Phil is screaming throughout the video whereas Dan is being calm.
*Dan's voice* :
"Is this real life?"
...is this just fantasy
Katie caught in a landslide
Gemma Braunton no escape from reality.
Katie open your eyes
Sister Daniel look up to the sky and see
I really want an account named "Phils eyelash" to say *IM SWEATING*
Phil's Eyelash finally
Phil's Eyelash thank you dad xD
Phil's Eyelash I love you for this
Phil's Eyelash thank
Phil's Eyelash FABULOUS
Man, Dan should be an auctioneer for how fast he spoke!