we deliver things in a Totally Reliable way with our Delivery Service
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- To The Jackass It May Concern,
Good day. I hate you. The accusations you have so unjustly hurled upon my doorstep have given me the most peculiar desire to reorganize your bones. To even suggest that my Delivery Service is anything other than TOTALLY RELIABLE is an affront to all that you and I hold dear. We will not be making a second attempt at delivering your mother's ashes, as I have found myself in the peculiar position of not giving an ass. Furthermore, you are a braggart. Even further furthermore, you are a bastard. I will be submitting a copy of this abridged letter to The Yelp so that they make take down your atrociously worded review.
May god find a comfortable place for you to rot.
Warmest Regards,
Mark D. Livery
CEO
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Wade ► / lordminion777
Bob ► / muyskerm
Juh-Sean ► / jacksepticeye
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
“We have learned nothing and gained nothing”
*That sounds like something we would do*
So literally copying a sentence gets you 1000 likes?
Pickle IOI that’s youtube for ya
Pickle IOI apparently so-
@@pickleioi9058 Ye sadly. Not very many creative people in the comments.
I like your name and picture. :)
Sorry if I sound weird. :(
"Box, you're my only friend."
Just like old times.
Y'mean tiny box tim from the amnesia series XD
Lardabo Seirei Yea what you think -_-
omfg yes , tiny box tim . he will be forever missed .
TINY BOX TIM GREW UP
Into big box barry
To quote Jack in another video:
"This is just an ORGY of disaster."
You guys are just an orgy of disaster
Is the correct one
hajjo hajjo which video was that again?
@@apetnamedsteve4406 heave ho
Shinobu Oshino 23 was it the Mega Episode?
@@apetnamedsteve4406 no the one where Wade isn't included
I love how the description has Sean’s name as “Juh-Sean” still.
I'm sorry but why is he calling him like that
Sarah 00000 Watch his uno video with Jack and Pokimane
i like the fact that i was not the only person to read the description
❤❤❤🤔🤔🤔
Why does it say that?
Alternate title: Jack Being Left Behind For 16 Minutes and 51 Seconds
51 it's 51 seconds 16:51 seconds get it right
@@thatsyaboi8185 Oh man u right. I'll change it my bad.
Alternate Alternate title: Jack talking about his fat, juicy a$$ for 16 minutes and 50 seconds. (And it says 50 for me so I dunno man.)
Also "jack lagging for 16 minutes and 51 seconds"
@@grayanthony5167 or jack lagging for 16 minutes and 50 seconds
Bob: Are we supposed to be doing something right now?
Mark: *OH A BOAT*
Everyone else: Deliver the packages as fast and with as little damage as possible
Markiplier and co: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee *CRASH!*
zephusdragon well atleast the fast as possible part is true lmao
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I agree. Best part of the game is just running around and coming up with new, horrific ways to die in fiery explosions.
Its literally GTA: Todler’s Edition
Famous last words "oh a ramp"/"Im not even holding onto..."/"oh, this is bad place to be"/"Do not run me o..."/"this seems safe"
I was laughing for the entire video, please play more in the future.
That didn’t age so well
@@jonathanwells223 wdym?
@@alyssaturcotte9209 I think he talkin about how lots of these requests to play it more were declined
just my thoughts
@@unmenschlich9444 ah okay, yeah that makes sense lol
The title: we deliver things.
The video: Grand Theft Toddler
Stealing toddlers?
It should be Grand Toddler Auto.
@@NerdPulseGaming god.... R/wooosh
@@NerdPulseGaming big baby cars?
It should be Toddler Theft Auto
@@realpepsicola hi
@@donnellscott7743 so now your cheating on me again!?
Seán: Wade, you're in a plane?!?
Wade: **Obviously in a plane** no
A joke briefly made during the video about how Wade (I think it was Wade) gets terrible yelp reviews and I'm assuming the description is a joke reinforcing how awful Wade is at his 'job'
2dot Animations you put the accent the wrong way
The joke gets much funnier when you explain it
Right 🤣
YES HE IS, DON'T LIE
wade's nonchalant "hey" at 0:21 took me out 💀
Mark: "The actual game of this is so frustrating."
Wade: "It is."
Also Wade: *sitting doing nothing*
The title of this video totally gave me Stan the water man flashbacks!😁
Wade is used to just sitting down in this game thanks to jp. lol
(Sorry, I know this comment's old as I'm replying) To be fair, with this game's physics, I don't think a second person would necessarily be helpful XD
Seán's names through all of the channels:
Felix: Green PewDiePie
Seán himself: Jack
Mark: Juh-Seán
He’s a special boi 🥺☺️
it was actualy pokimane
why does Mark call him Juh-Sean? Genuinely asking XD
Viksia V I think it’s because he was going to say Jack but corrected himself
@@jdizzletheweirdo9400 wrong.
5:19
Wade: MY FISH, MY FISH!!
Also Wade: MEEEEEEEEEE, MY MEEEEE!!!
It was so sad 😂
I didn’t hear that he followed up with “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY MEEEE” until now and subsequently im cry laughing
WRYYYYYYYYYY
MAH FEESH!!
I can't breathe um laughing so hard at that part! 😂😂😂
I love how Mark still goes on with that Juh-Sean thing
Did Mark start that? lmao
i havent watched the vid where it started, so i have o clue what it means lmao
Cathie it was Uno with Pokimane. She called him Jack-slash-Sean, because she genuinely didn’t know what to call him these days lmao
BARBARA the barbarian Barbara, is that you?! Thank you so much for all ur shenanigans with Wade!
@@dominicmeszaros2728 oh yeah it's me! Thanks lol
Seems like the description is a nice warming, comforting glass of warm hot chocolate on a cold winters day so go ahead and delight yourself with the glorious description by giving it a read and you will find yourself nourished in knowledge and appreciation!! You’re welcome
Thank you friend
Helix Vfx lol no second attempt 😂
I read.. I loved it.
To all who it may concern I really recommend it.
Tania Chapman absolutely, definitely worth a good read
Bonnietelo Cole anytime
9:23 When you want to kidnap someone but also preform vehicular manslaughter
Hate when that happens
I wish someone would deliver some toilet paper to my forest
I'm worried I might run out now that there aren't as many campers bringing it in here because they're all staying home
It's okay Bigfoot, we'll get through this all together.
I’m on my way Bigfoot
Wholesome
The Return Of The King
So the Bigfoot doesn't shit in the woods?
I like how none of them talked about the giant trumpet in the sky.
Sean does but it got cut out here
there was a giant trumpet in the sky
One cannot simply question the giant trumpet in the sky
If you watched Seán's video, he actually noticed it and said “Why is there a giant trumpet in the sky??”
mark plays trumpet and he didn’t talk about it...
The title: We deliver things
The video: Wade knocking out and annoying Mark while he trys to play the game
2:19
The Wright Brothers' first fly test (42069, colorized)
42170
Bob and Mark Wright, the lost cousins of Wilbur and Orville, flying their new plane...
The Bitty Rawk. It was built to sink.
More llike kamikaze
Can we just talk about how Mark still calls Jack Juh-sean
animeships I think it’s super cute and funny 😊😂
I love it
You mean Lixian?
@@spike120 no
Juh-seán will be the name-version of that one thumbnail face (you know the one)
I like how after Wade says "Maybe we should push this car off the side while Mark's still in there", the Game then puts a tip saying "Press (L) to run"
My reaction to your comment was pure laughter
Juh-Sean: LoOk aT ThIS jUicY A$$
Juh-sean*
Actually its Juhsean
Oh right. Sorry, juhsean
I like how they actually don't deliver a single package
Jack: i'm sorry if my juicy ass throws off the center of gravity
Me: **wheezing noises**
same
So that’s why my package didn’t arrive...
Mark Bob and Wade: lets invite Sean!
Sean: yea lets do it
*starts playing*
Mark Bob and Wade: YOU FOOL!
Lim Julim you mean JUH SEAN
They really missed a golden opportunity by not yelling "I can see my house from here!" at 5:55. XD
Took only 0:13 seconds to realize it was edited by Lixian...
*_This gone be GOOD!_*
Francis
Hehehehehehe
When is anything not edited by Lixian
Well, For Me It Took Only The Description To Realise That..
font's iconic
@@masoneveridge4078Mark has other editors
This is both one of THOSE videos that you “shouldn’t” listen too with your eyes closed and a video someone should animate.
This video is borderline animated on its own!
But someone should animate it with them instead of their avatars
Isn't it always?
"I'm not grabbing! He's grabbing."
"You guys have five seconds-!"
"I'm not grabbing anything!"
When Wade went "MY FISH!!" that SENT ME
I feel this is how they would react if pain and death wasn't a thing irl.
Random fact: A baby puffin is called a "puffling."
sounds like a pokémon
Thank you, I'm stressed and I needed that.
A puffin made of jelly is called a "Jiggly Puff."
Thanks
can we call them “puffles” instead
When Mark got launched to the other island by the explosion did anyone expect him to start singing 'I Believe I Can Fly'?
me i did i actually started singing it in my head XD XD
Can we just take a moment to appreciate what mark does? He makes us laugh when we are sad and makes our day better! Edit: What mark does it temporary and we all know that but what he leaves behind will be remember forever..
Mark i don’t know if you will see this but I just want to say thank you for all the laughs and I’m sure there are more to come :)
• Flame Wolf • i have always appreciated him theres no need to say this we all respect him✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
I bet once he finishes TH-cam he'll delete his channel cause lately it seems like he would
That was some Unus Annus shit at the end and I appreciate it
Hey
Sweet Dreamer I hope that too
Juh-Sean is one of if not my favorite joke to date, and it isn’t even that funny. I just always forget about it and then I see it again
if you don’t mind me asking, where did the joke originate from?
@@octiviap2094 Mark's uno video with Jack and Pokimane
No need to be rude ;-;
@@someformofusername6132 ???
@@someformofusername6132 whos being rude?
I thought he was insulting someone for real in the description, and I was like, ''spill the tea?''
No one:
Mark: *tries to knock himself out within the first 10 seconds*
Sassy Saiko It’s very important to see if the character matches his daring masculinity.
In this video: Wade destroys all of Mark's hope for humanity. Again.
Bob: No promises on how this is gonna go.
Bob five seconds later: OH A RAMP!
Markiplier: says "totally reliable delivery service"
Me: "Where oracle is that"
I was like, "who is this juh-sean dude?" Then i remembered the uno video..
Mark: “why is my turn sensitivity so low?”
*earlier that stream*
Mark (right after joining the game): “why is the mouse sensitivity so high?!” *turns mouse sensitivity down almost all the way*
Why is it funnier when they put what they're saying on the screen
Mark: * joins game *
**JUMPS INTO FENCE**
3:00 I lost it when Sean plopped in the water like that. LMAO!
Taylor Williams what really sells it is the “hyup” before he drowns in foot-deep water. XD
@@kexard Holy crap, yes! That was hilarious!
Juh-Seán
@@turtlskys8000 Yeah, I'm not saying that.
@@BigBerk765 you should, its his legal name now
I hope everyone has a good day, and dont forget to drink water.
Woah SOOO MANLY
RedMan ok
Ahem
Lobotomite _ shIT THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT
I won’t
Today is my birthday .. I’m turning 16 and I just wanted to thank you for making me smile when I was depressed and alone I’ve been watching you from the very beginning and you’ve always made me smile and laugh till I cried .. so thank you ❤️❤️
Throwback to drunk GTA
Wade, driving the car: he ran into me!
Mark: I don’t think that guy ran under your tire three times!
I just love it when mark starts an episode screaming
Nobody: Better than his actual intro?
Me:YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Are we not gonna mention 16:25 when it looks like the character is dancing to Mark's outro?
Me: 1 second into the video
Mark: “I’m in. OOOOOHHHHH!!!”
Lol
Bob said “I’m in.”
💩💩💩💩🐽🐽🐽🐽😷😷😷😷😠👿👹👺😾💀💀💘💔🤧🖤🐷🐷🐷🕷🕸🕸🌋🌫🦍🦊🦇🦌🎃
Ayla Bedir ok then😂
xxElijahXx the gamer also sfm oh my bad bro
Last time I was this early my parents hadn’t shown up to my birth
Diamond S Farms doofenshmirtz?!?!!
Doofenshmirtz?
R.I.P.
Yes, yes he is
Doofenshmirtz???
Hey Mark... thank you for making these videos with everyone. I havnt smiled much since quarantine and every-time I watch your videos with everyone I do. You guys are so funny and I love you all. Thank you for making these and for being the people that you are. Thank you
This game is more causing chaos than delivering things.
Markiplier: uploads
Everyone: **closes out online school tabs**
Me
i read the description that made me stop everything
That's exactly what I did
Wait yall are doing your online school
😂😂
Mark: *spawns in & instantly begins making tiny tootsie sounds*
Me: Them tiny tootsies are so FAST!
Mark: *enjoys the floaty gravity*
Jack (after finally spawning in properly): *instantly begins making tiny tootsie sounds*
Mark: I know!! It's very *tiny tootsie sounds*
--hijinks ensue---
It's nearly 3am & my ribs & face hurt, but it's a good kind of pain. This time the hilarity tax was worth it!
Bob: "everything's fine over here"
Mark: proceeds to fly out the trailer*
*This whole conversation tho:*
Juh-Seán: A lil up a lil more up
Bob: im tryin-this full up, this is up as it goes
Seán: i want more upps
Bob: this is max level up
Mark: *cracking up*
5:53 this reminded me of when team rocket gets defeated in the Pokemon anime and is sent barreling into the horizon
LOOKS LIKE MARKIMOO'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIN! *
I didn't know Mark was tryna steal a boy's electric mouse
1:12 I watched this from Sean’s POV first (on his video), and I’m so glad I now have context for Mark sailing through the air behind Bob’s car
Is no one going to talk about Mark’s Goofy scream at: 7:00
IKR
Tom and Jerry scream
I wish it was my notification sound
I thought of Goofy when he did it.
"Okay, we're all dead."
Jacksepticeye 2020
Let’s just wait until they find out there’s a ufo
What about the rocket ship
"Mark D. Livery" 😂😂 The whole letter is a wreck, but with kindness! ☝️😄
3 years later and still one of my fave videos ❤ Merry Christmas 🎄🥰
In conclusion: EveRyOnE’s a TeRiBLe dRiVeR.
Happy wheels: Am I a joke to you?
actually, mark and bob seems to be a decent driver
terrible at planes tho
The way the avatars hold on to each other, like a very loving polyamorous couple
Sean: "Wade, you're riding a plane?
Wade, while riding a plane: "No."
Am I the only one who appreciates wade falling out of the sky in the distance after complaining that mark ripped his hand off the controls? 15:45
5 seconds in and Mark burps
*The fish hanging off the helicopter*
*it falls*
Wade: MY FISH
Mark:oh god
*Wade flings off the helicopter*
Nobody:
Mark: *making everyone’s quarantine better*
Bless you whoever sneezed at 2:46
Also I love how Jack just plunges straight into the ocean at 3:00 and how they all say ow when their character gets hurt
No one gonna talk about marks goofy impression at 7:00
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Ikr? I was wondering why none of them brought it up.
@@elianalima2612 so deep..✊😔
3:01 minecraft potion drinking sound.
Lmao
“juh-sean joins the party” i can’t believe it stuck
6:59 that perfect goofy impression by Markiplier lmaoooo
I had to leave the app to go do something else on my phone, and within that time my media volume was turned all the way up. I come back to the app and the video's at 7:00 and all I hear is mark full on Tom and Jerry Scream with my mom sleeping in the room right next to me 😂
goofy
oh my gosh i didn't hear it before but now yes i do hear a tom and jerry esk scream
When your mail man shows up in an Uber.
“Please don’t leave me with this man” pt. 500
7:00 When Mark literally sounds like goofy from the Goofy Movie XD
Glad I'm not the only one who realized that
Sounds exactly like it
Wow. I just ordered my anime pillow. I was told that it would have same-day delivery, but due to your tomfoolery, it did not come in until at least 3 days later. I was most dissatisfied with this service. I give it -2 stars.
15:50
Not Tiny Box Tim!!!
You will be remembered Tiny Box Tim. 😥💕
"we deliver things" and then they don't successfully deliver one package xD
The last time I’m was this early my family still loved me
Oh no! Damn thats tough.
Same!
hey what game is this?
Vox Populi chill my guy
"That's what you get for standing five feet away from a man with Thor's hammer."
Mark: BACKING UPPPPP
Jack: Give me the wheel! Mark! Gimme the -
Mark: BACKING UP
Wade: *continues to be run over*
Delivery man: Delivers package after dropping it on the ground about 117 times
10:54 the best Big Smoke imitation I have ever heard 🤣🤣🤣
oh god it is Big Smoke XD
Sean: I wanna do this
*Casually yeets into the sky using a fire extinguisher*
Me: *dies of laughter even more then before*
MARK: Oh no I grabbed the box.
Everyone else dies instanly
"Mark D. Livery"
I'm crying 😂
I get it they are really funny
Mark: we deliver things in a total reliable way..
Amazon: sorry, we don’t do that
This should be renamed to :
"accident simulator 2020"
Imagine being on a plane and hearing the captain say “how do I make it go up?”
6:14 had me crying with laughter
"Wade, you're riding a plane?!"
Wade: *Actually riding a plane* "No."