1:12:32 "See I could point out that this isn't the future and it's not a war. But you know me, I don't like to complain" is one of my all-time favorite Corbett Crow riffs.
Definitely so bad it's good. I always laugh a lot at this one. It's my favorite plot to sum up to people unfamiliar with the show. "See, a man is enslaved by outer space cyborgs, but he escapes. The cyborgs use dinosaurs to track the man down, but he uses kickboxing to defend himself until he gets assistance from a combination of nuns and drug dealers. Also it's on a shoestring budget." Now if I could only find a way to tie in the cardboard camera...
I really get the impression that the time travel aspect was added at the VERY last minute. It's never mentioned outside of the opening text and the rest of the movie they talk about it more like an alien planet than the future.
Fun fact: the director of this movie worked on creature effects for Roger Corman's "Jurassic Park" ripoff "Carnosaur" and its two sequels. Did he borrow the models from Carnosaur for this movie? Probably. Fun fact 2: the star of this movie, Daniel Bernhardt, has been a featured stuntman/action scene participant in Logan, The Matrix, Matrix 2, Matrix Resurrections, John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Nobody, Deadpool 2, and many more. You've seen him all the time without knowing it!
Watching those force perspective Tyrannosaurus puppets “attack” ppl sadly makes the case AGAINST practical effects. Where’s Stan Winston when ya need him??
So they travelled into the future, watched all the Terminator movies, and made the cheapest ripoffs of the worst bits of each one. And then they went to Wal-Mart for some dinosaur puppets. Why not? Then they had to fill in the other 60 minutes.
1:12:32 "See I could point out that this isn't the future and it's not a war. But you know me, I don't like to complain" is one of my all-time favorite Corbett Crow riffs.
I was coming to post this same comment. A classic line.
The budget for this movie was 80% cardboard boxes, 2% dinosaur effects.
Introducing new faster seconds!
I will always LOVE that riff because I do NOT understand why the numbers go that fast.
7:40 Servo: "He's Jon Claude Van Dam!"
Mike: "He's more like Jon Claude Gosh Darn."
🦖 🦖🦖
"Well, that was easy. Maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs." 😂
Jean claude gosh darn 🤣
"The lutherans made a cyborg!"
Im dying omg
"I'm a tool."
No need to say that, I can tell, Movie.
Live free or die Z’dard.
Fun fact: the actor Daniel Bernhardt also appeared in Rifftrax "Santa's Summer House" as Bryan 😁
MST3K doing an MK Ultra reference is wild
Is this a halfway house for huge guys?
The whole Droppy the Water Droplet segment was always my favorite. I feel like I've sat through a hundred presentations like that.
Awright! More MST3K for your dining and dancing pleasure!
Definitely so bad it's good. I always laugh a lot at this one. It's my favorite plot to sum up to people unfamiliar with the show. "See, a man is enslaved by outer space cyborgs, but he escapes. The cyborgs use dinosaurs to track the man down, but he uses kickboxing to defend himself until he gets assistance from a combination of nuns and drug dealers. Also it's on a shoestring budget." Now if I could only find a way to tie in the cardboard camera...
That's SIRO, the greatest Mortal Kombat character!
So I said "Up your Jurassic pal!!"
Hilarious episode great riffing good host segments 😅
Stunning
Nunning
Sister Ann: Action Nun 😇
"They recorded this through a baby monitor!"
Featuring the star of Santa's Summer House
The voice of Eric Roberts!?! Oh wait, wrong terrible David DeCoteau movie.
@@SomeOrangeCat No cheese puffs.
Featuring SIRO, the greatest Mortal Kombat character!
@ 36:00 I was just about to ask if I'd missed the dinosaurs 🤣🦖
There's more flannel in this movie than at a Pearl Jam concert.
“The son of Moe Howard.” 😂
Frizzy mullet AND a side-mouth truck-driver mustache? Jeez, buddy - let the rest of us have a chance on some women too.
I really get the impression that the time travel aspect was added at the VERY last minute. It's never mentioned outside of the opening text and the rest of the movie they talk about it more like an alien planet than the future.
I'm fretting. See, audience? I'm fretting.
1:23:00 I mean, you have to admire the grace with which he ripped his shirt off for no discernable reason. 😅😅😅
Fun fact: the director of this movie worked on creature effects for Roger Corman's "Jurassic Park" ripoff "Carnosaur" and its two sequels. Did he borrow the models from Carnosaur for this movie? Probably.
Fun fact 2: the star of this movie, Daniel Bernhardt, has been a featured stuntman/action scene participant in Logan, The Matrix, Matrix 2, Matrix Resurrections, John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Nobody, Deadpool 2, and many more. You've seen him all the time without knowing it!
This movie, "BLOWED" me away.
8:17 😅
Ah that gooey polluted 90's LA sky.
Doesn't look the same in modern movies. Not sure if it's greener living, digital cameras or my imagination
The flannel budget for this movie was so high
As soon as I think MST3K had finally scrapped the bottom of the barrel they prove me wrong. This is UNBELIEVABLY BAD!
Is that Nun-Chuck Norris?
Is it just me or is our designated hero the Kirkland brand version of JCVD?
jean claud gosh darn
Yeah, he could be JCVD’s cousin! Crazy! 😝
FUTURE WAX
The plaid budget for this movie made the newspaper reporter in _Times Chasers_ extremely jealous.
What Future War lacks in "Future" and "War" it makes up for in Z'dar chin.
It's Super Pope!!!
Detective Alan thicke 😂
how the heck was this movie passed over for an Oscar?🤔
this movie clearly lacks cardboard boxes
The future is mostly dinosaurs and Z'dar
This is the best of the best of D movies.
This movie made me cry
Watching those force perspective Tyrannosaurus puppets “attack” ppl sadly makes the case AGAINST practical effects.
Where’s Stan Winston when ya need him??
Gypsy is my kind of lady!
This is K-Mart JCVD 💯 Walmart Ving Rhames 💀
You guys just had the final sacrifice up then it got taken down? Mistake? Will it be coming back??
So they travelled into the future, watched all the Terminator movies, and made the cheapest ripoffs of the worst bits of each one. And then they went to Wal-Mart for some dinosaur puppets. Why not? Then they had to fill in the other 60 minutes.
FUTURE WAX!
BTW, Robert Z'Dar had cherubism, a genetic condition that produces a really large jaw.
IT'S SUPER POPE
This movie is worse than Manos. At least with Manos we had Torgo.
But this one has dinosaurs and cyborgs and nuns and drug dealers!
I'll always have Torgo!