MST3K - 319 - War of the Colossal Beast (w/ short Mr. B Natural)

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  • @raynubisradar6948
    @raynubisradar6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    18:27
    Mr. B Natural: "You gotta inspect your horn boy"
    Crow: "and wash it every day!"

  • @patton303
    @patton303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I recorded most of these episodes on VHS and I pretty much got through college by studying and doing coursework with this show in the background.

    • @donharmuth776
      @donharmuth776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Literally what I'm doing now. Sure helps

    • @LeftoverPuppies
      @LeftoverPuppies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did that for writing my thesis, and I do it for lesson planning now! Why does this work?

    • @staypuft3120
      @staypuft3120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      might sound goofy, learned how to code with this on.

    • @estatesales9818
      @estatesales9818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ksu?

    • @patton303
      @patton303 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@estatesales9818 One state over. University of Colorado.

  • @MacTechG4
    @MacTechG4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “I didn’t see no footprints, I didn’t see no giant, I didn’t see anything”
    AND I DIDN’T STEAL NO BIKE NEITHER!!!

  • @yerabbit
    @yerabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Mr B Natural is truly the king of all shorts.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If in the7th grade, first week of school in September, you weren't corralled into the "little auditorium" to watch this gem on a clickity-clackity projector, 60 years ago, you ain't lived.

  • @davidmorse3190
    @davidmorse3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I've never had a bad acid trip...I'm assuming Mr b natural is lurking there

    • @scitsalcoryp
      @scitsalcoryp ปีที่แล้ว

      That's good to know . Not that I believe you

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do ya manage to not get 'em ? All I get are "bad" acid trips. Isn't it the important part of the trip ?

    • @tysontaggart7246
      @tysontaggart7246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 that's what I was gonna say, "Bad Acid Trip" is an oxymoron lol

  • @talonvoidgeist2386
    @talonvoidgeist2386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mr. B Natural's eyes that point in different directions haunt me to this day.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was no time for details. They had originally cast Mr B's part to Dom Delouise but they couldn't fit him in the locker, and the staff broke when he threw his legs in the air.

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hence the David Bowie joke

  • @charleslipscomb2567
    @charleslipscomb2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Even the Riddler would find Mr. B Natural weird.

    • @hamursh
      @hamursh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which Riddler? Frank Gorshin, Jim Carrey or John Glover?

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was there ever a "wandering eye" superstar that the wandering eye wasn't glass? Sandy Duncan, Sammy Davis Jr., --- wait, yes, Marty Feldman (google "She Had Marty Feldman Eyes") video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-avg-fh_lsonsw&hsimp=yhs-fh_lsonsw&hspart=avg&p=she+had+marty+feldman+eyes+dr+demento+songs#id=2&vid=57b9ffd08769c9fb91e5679bd37f0869&action=click

    • @tommylitz4543
      @tommylitz4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hamursh you left out John Astin

    • @hamursh
      @hamursh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tommylitz4543 As well as Robert Englund.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hamursh Don't forget John Michael Higgins and Rob Paulsen!

  • @TheMidnightCloak
    @TheMidnightCloak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Call me if he speaks again.”
    “AAAAAAAAAAAGH!”
    “He spoke again.”

  • @David-bc4rh
    @David-bc4rh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Joel reading Dr. Bronner's soap bottle like a old newscaster had me dying.

    • @kevinclick9026
      @kevinclick9026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the shizniggle

    • @Greenw1nk
      @Greenw1nk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that’s what it was. Came here to see if someone confirmed it. 😆

  • @kiethmoreland5903
    @kiethmoreland5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    KTLA was a real TV station in Los Angeles. The newsman in Griffith Park is Stan Chambers, he worked for KTLA for over five decades.

  • @sillygoose420
    @sillygoose420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    someone somewhere has done the opening monologue of mr. b natural as an audition piece, i just know it

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some poor boy, forced by his vaudevillian parents.

    • @dirtydave2691
      @dirtydave2691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His/Her jacket is pretty fly though.............Mommmmm!

  • @overlordcacius
    @overlordcacius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bread what's in it? Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, *sigh* onions.

  • @amandafrazier9724
    @amandafrazier9724 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh my GOD, Mr. B Natural. This short is legendary.

  • @Carly8Corday
    @Carly8Corday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "He's calling out for his mother. Her name is AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"

  • @philipjohnson3225
    @philipjohnson3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Man, Mr. B Natural sure was inspiring! And thought provoking! And irritating as a chihuahua barking its stupid head off at 4 AM! What a piece!

  • @coogrfan
    @coogrfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Sorry to be so long."
    "Bragger".

  • @evanhaskel206
    @evanhaskel206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    So we had Barney to serve as nightmare fuel, and our parents had Mr. B Natural. Guess that balances things out.

  • @cups3
    @cups3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Must have watched Mr. B 20 times, laugh my head off every time ,... MOM !

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    They did manage to accurately depict band geeks. On a completely different note, I used an old Conn french horn in high school.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MicrowaveGamer
      I also used an old Conn French who....are you sure it was French?

    • @alexr4208
      @alexr4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We had a 'CONN' organ. I don't know when they got it, but the one of the keys was broken, so when you turned it on the key was down and playing a note and you couldn't get it to to stop unless you wedged something under it the key. :)

    • @donharmuth776
      @donharmuth776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used a Conn trumpet but that short was so painful to watch

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว

      too dumb to just transpose each piece into that key?@@alexr4208

  • @saimne1312
    @saimne1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I haven't had thorazine waffles in years. Happy memories. I wonder if the hospital is still looking for me.

    • @davids11131113
      @davids11131113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So fukin delicious, brings back such fond memories from growing up in the sanitarium.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like that average folks actually remember hearing about a giant man in the previous film.

  • @apebull123
    @apebull123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    mr. b natural has size b naturals

  • @greenranger8884
    @greenranger8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    rocky! Again? ROCKY!! AGAIN??? THEY TRIIIEEDDD TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIIIIFT!!!

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Crow: Oh, my God, PLEASE say this isn't happening...!!

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Servo: Please accept our sincere apology for ALL of this....please

  • @PhilBagels
    @PhilBagels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    More like "Minor Incident of the Colossal Beast, in which a Little Bit of Property Damage was Done"

    • @dirtydave2691
      @dirtydave2691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard my eyes watered!

    • @animaldays2
      @animaldays2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn’t quite have the same marquee value lol

  • @Shicksalblume
    @Shicksalblume 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "A little musical nightmare from the heart of whiteness" I love this description both for its comedy and accuracy.

  • @svenylford4047
    @svenylford4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Come on and buy some crap from us..." has been stuck in my head for 20 years

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The good old days of Capitalism.

  • @Laceykat66
    @Laceykat66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OK, how can 71 people NOT LIKE this ?? It is Mr. B Natuiral folks. A pop-cultural icon !!!

  • @irwinisidro
    @irwinisidro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Kinda funny how in the last movie, Glenns fiance said he had no family and in this movie, his sister's the one looking for him.

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Carol Lied

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      irwinisidro
      Well considering its a different actor playing Glenn Manning, it kinda makes sense he has a sister now if u dnt think about it. 🙄

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, pretty much nobody from the first movie is in this one

    • @pittsburghpirate58
      @pittsburghpirate58 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LA in da 50’s dude

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was ANOTHER Glen Manning who was accidentally irradiated into turning 60 feet tall. This is Glen Manning from Iowa.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    7:21 -- Wait, did Mr B Natural just say, "Knew your father, I did"?
    Is THAT where Yoda got that line?

    • @leemcdonald1342
      @leemcdonald1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      7:23 "Hey, leave my father out of this."

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DON'T RUIN STAR WARS FOR US! ...dang it, too late.

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@snorpenbass4196 rian johnson may be the one thing more demonic than Mr B

  • @quester09
    @quester09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mr. B Unnatural: he played the devil's tritone.

  • @nicholasmoose6574
    @nicholasmoose6574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "BERT I. GORDON STICKS IT TO THE MAN!!"

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That breakfast bazooka though...

  • @snorpenbass4196
    @snorpenbass4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What bugs me is how the Colossal Man has less echo on his voice than a normal person with a megaphone. Like...his voice should be booming across the landscape, instead it's just...flat.

  • @modestonieves5792
    @modestonieves5792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    so he is 60 ft tall and no one can see him?? haha classic!!

  • @ms38980
    @ms38980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Eat your fajita and shut up.”
    Classic.

  • @carribob1992
    @carribob1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At least we know where James Cameron got inspiration for the makeup of a battle damaged T-800.

  • @WalkerRileyMC
    @WalkerRileyMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And thus one of the earliest appearances of Bridget that created a subset of MSTie that was....really really weird. At least until she appeared as Nuveena.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I actually used my old trumpet mouth piece as a joint holder, you could smoke the roach all the way down without burning your lips.

  • @JoseBronxRican
    @JoseBronxRican 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    21:44 - Most hilarious part of the short: that insane arpeggio out of nowhere, and all the riffs that came with it!

    • @JamesSmith-vk2ky
      @JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The callback at 22:22 is the BEST riff! 😂🎺😂

  • @jonathanrogers9039
    @jonathanrogers9039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Judging by the number of wrecked vehicles they found back in the hills, the giant must have been doing this for a while. But the local sheriff acted like this was the first missing truck that had ever been reported. He should have heard about at least some of those other vehicles going missing, right?

  • @DrN1nja
    @DrN1nja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I swear, every single little skit Mike does before he becomes the host is beyond hysterical. The Gamera one especially, such a genuinely great actor.

    • @pressureworks
      @pressureworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love the one where his character is at a party with mr b natural and starts chatting "her" up, trying to seduce "her"

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hadn't realized how far back Mike had been with the cast before he was with the 'bots.

  • @JacobiusNH80
    @JacobiusNH80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ''There's nothing much wrong with Buzz''
    ''Except his hair''
    lol

  • @georgesears9327
    @georgesears9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the funny thing is, that actress was an excellent dancer

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว

      You referring to Mr B Natural? Betty Luster. I think she was quite talented, but unfortunately, not television material. This was done 15 years into her "career" and is the only thing she ever did that got credited. What's worse it would take another 35 years for it to even make it to the general public and finally put her on the map.Bad stars for that star (obviously had an afflicted 5th & 10th house).Betty died in 2011 at age 89.

  • @Eric-ro8bw
    @Eric-ro8bw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember actually watching this in the 2nd grade.

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Okay, a guy hires an unlicensed minor to drive supplies across the border from Mexico, and he's worried about ...the TRUCK?!

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The kid tried his best.

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@christopherkelley1664 I'm not blaming the kid. The guy should be concerned about hiring an unlicensed minor across the border! Nowadays he'd get arrested or shot for that, by our own guys!!

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Things were different then.

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jessicajayes8326You think they cared then?

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zoeyrochellezhombie829 You're right, they didn't care. "They took our jobs!" That didn't happen for another 40 years!

  • @number1authority
    @number1authority 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Colossal Beast has the most abrasive characters and audio. Crackly angry shouting, screaming and growling through the whole thing. I can’t relax when I watch this one.

  • @Carly8Corday
    @Carly8Corday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're concerned about your brother. Can't you just leave it at that?"
    "Why don't you find something else to get your mind on?"
    "You look tired, Joyce, isn't it time you went home?"
    As unfeeling and unhelpful as that Major is, imagine how he'd act if the sister wasn't at all attractive. He might have her pitched off the premises into the roadside sticker bushes. She's funny taking his boredom with her quest for devotion and sincere help.

  • @michellelaclair
    @michellelaclair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was the movie that plagued me as a little innocent girl. Im still traumatized 60 years later

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl ปีที่แล้ว

      There,there…☺️

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel the same way about Bambi, Dumbo and The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.

  • @castratedrhino77
    @castratedrhino77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm not gay or nuthin' , but.. Mr. B can get it.

    • @Artyom1247
      @Artyom1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Mr. B, you're hot!"

  • @DrummerGrrrl
    @DrummerGrrrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You might have better luck when he's awake". Hee hee.

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, we found the 60 foot tall man. But if we look away for even a second he’ll disappear.

  • @TheAnchorArmsChad
    @TheAnchorArmsChad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was the 1st MST3K episode i watched

    • @artiegohome
      @artiegohome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wish I knew for sure what mine was. Manos stands out in my mind, but it might be Alien From L.A.

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine was Fugitive Alien.

  • @johnpendarvis7885
    @johnpendarvis7885 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The man who made these footprints would be about 60 feet tall"
    "Glen was 60 feet tall"
    Ipso facto.

  • @kaarlimakela3413
    @kaarlimakela3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm gettin' me a good lawyer, and if one ain't enough I'm gettin' two!

  • @rickhuck64
    @rickhuck64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Attention all Los Angeles residents, a large 60 foot bald disfigured white man is roaming Griffin Park, please stay away, your life is in danger.

  • @Life_Is_Torture0000
    @Life_Is_Torture0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Am I the only one who wonders where the giant got his pants?

  • @phendformyself
    @phendformyself 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Do I look funny?"
    "You look hot!"

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep, Joel's been in space too long. 💫

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What kind of death scene was that!? He just *lol nope'd* out of existence!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guess Mr. Gordon couldn't afford a decent death scene, much less come up with a plausible one.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he could afford to colorize it...

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Mr. B Natural is the stuff of nightmares

  • @WorldWar2freak94
    @WorldWar2freak94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Got to love how every governmental department did not want anything to do with the giant.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's almost like Bert I Gordon really wanted to make that scene, but he needed the rest of the movie in order to give it context.

  • @elhollins5988
    @elhollins5988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh ya this is the time when they had a cocktail with every event, meeting and discussion.

  • @younghoss2877
    @younghoss2877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "beware the dwarf". I love the subtle references, my wife not a movie buff, often doesn't get the subtle jokes.

    • @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905
      @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      younghoss
      FOUL PLAY was a brilliant little comedy thriller!

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's at least one website that goes through all the cultural references in MST episodes and gives the background. I've learned a lot.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:33, OMG, I love the MInnesota Maves that show up at Brunch, just like the Monty Python Ladies. Tom and Crooow do a ''Brunch'' with Joel as the waiter, they really are an original character

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why does Glen look like a 60 foot Mike Nelson if he shaved his head?

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The reason was the original actor (Glenn Langan) who played Glenn Manning, didn't want to reprise the role, so a different actor (Dean Parkin) became the Colossal Beast.

  • @modestonieves5792
    @modestonieves5792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dude where is my truck?? hahaha

  • @322msg
    @322msg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wish there was a compilation of all the times the robots debate. 😂

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So "Minor Disturbance Of The Colossal Beast."

  • @jarniwoop
    @jarniwoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joyce on the phone "Give me the police." Maj. Baird " But I haven't tried anything yet.."

  • @cneterer
    @cneterer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:13:03. I start laughing so hard I can't breathe. Maybe the vodka has something to do with it, but I prefer to think it's more Joel's genius.

  • @djt8937
    @djt8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh, cripes we gotta work faster...hurry up Marjorie." Love their everyday people jokes

  • @KnowOne1701
    @KnowOne1701 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    43:15. Hey, is that Mike?!?

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He's crying for his mother. Her name was 'ARRGGHH!!'"

  • @terriemerson7270
    @terriemerson7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    mr. B natural is having a serious identity crisis

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Los Angle-ese"??? That always cracks me up, it sounds so bizarre, NOT like it's said with any attempt at an accent! I adore this show, it's like being 10 or 11 again & talking crap about everything with your friends just to make things funny.

  • @mepacrina9291
    @mepacrina9291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome !
    I discovered this only now, thanks to google algorithm (this time it worked).
    The show, the jokes, irony and humor is so good, the type used in Police Squad series and Robot Chicken.
    Thank you for upload!

  • @jaibluecave2485
    @jaibluecave2485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the opening song. I heard it once and it's been stuck to my head during the week.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:05 -- I just noticed something after watching MST3K like a religion for 100 years: Joel is LEFT-HANDED!
    I mean, is he really, or is this just for the visual in the promo, so we see the Gizmonics logo clearly?

    • @tommylitz4543
      @tommylitz4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I never noticed either.
      He also gives the thumbs up sign with his left hand.
      1st host segment he sets up the Mexican fast food cards with his left hand.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@voidisyinyangvoidisyinyang885 -- I"m left-handed too! So you'd think I would've noticed that after watching every single episode at least 5 times.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed it immediately. When he is writing something I cringe.

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I got his autograph. he is a lefty :)

  • @sigmafishmouth
    @sigmafishmouth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Half of that KTLA sketch is from the Dr. Bronner's bottle. All mild, all one!

  • @Astrobeej
    @Astrobeej 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "The point, sir, is BREASTS."

    • @UtushoReiuji
      @UtushoReiuji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You make an excellent point there, and it is hard to argue with that.

    • @JamesWVanFleet
      @JamesWVanFleet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Da-- huh?!

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      War of the Colossal Breast - errr, Beast.

    • @sammhaynes3143
      @sammhaynes3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JamaicanCastle I laugh EVERY time Crow says that XD

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's actually two points.

  • @annpeterson4352
    @annpeterson4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The quote from The World According To Garp is great.

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker to find out why they call him "Buzz".

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who knew that the Tech War reference would come back to haunt them years later when Mike and Conor had to read it for their podcast.
    Said the robot pimp disdainfully.

  • @laceyw8689
    @laceyw8689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Mr. B is the best short they ever did.

    • @LumpsPlays
      @LumpsPlays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, and it's not even the full cut of it! I checked it out on Rifftrax too and it had some awful new scenes.

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good God. Is there *any* reason they made Betty Luster be "Mr." B Natural? I mean, they didn't even *try* to hide, or even slightly downplay, her voice or figure. It's not like a musical note has a body to start with, much less a sex, so they could have done whatever they wanted too.
      And before anyone (I'm looking at you, Crow...) brings it up: I know Peter Pan is always played by a woman on stage. But that's because he's supposed to be prepubescent and a grown man's voice is out of the question. Pan is *not* a "Mr.", no matter what the guys who directed 'Mr. B Natural' seemed to think...

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The short is so unintentionally demented that they didn't have to do much riffing about it!
      Most of the MST3k shorts are dull to the point that you have to be sleep-deprived or high to get any laughs out of them but this one is classically 1950s BAD.
      This is one of those shorts you don't UNremember after you see it just like the "Mr. Bungle" educational film that they used in the original "Pee-Wee Herman Show" on HBO (the predecessor to the CBS morning kid's series)!

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No! A Case of Spring Fever is the very best, I love Coily and his army of darkness!! But Mr. B Natural is a very close second. 😋

    • @JamesWVanFleet
      @JamesWVanFleet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coily's more horrifying for sure.

  • @dynacomarantz3381
    @dynacomarantz3381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So maybe Gus Fring could have survived that way if he was 60 feet tall.

  • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
    @edgarallanlovecraft5485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Glen was 60 feet tall!" That lines kills me every time.

    • @KarstensCreationsKC
      @KarstensCreationsKC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was gonna post the exact same thing...😅😅😅

  • @edwardyankie6914
    @edwardyankie6914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr. B Natural is It. Beware Pennywise.

  • @Kenko706
    @Kenko706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You know, Best Brains was actually pretty darn unfair to the movie they chose for this episode. If one looks at it fairly, and in context of the times it was made and released in, it's easily one of the most terrifying, soul-chilling things ever bought to screen, on a par with Lugosi's Dracula and the classic Cabinet of Doctor Caligari.
    And War of the Colossal Beast wasn't bad either.

  • @TheSpotleight
    @TheSpotleight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Buzz: Where'd you come from?
    Servo: Bellevue

  • @kevin2400
    @kevin2400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mr b natural........ car crash sound effect

  • @daoust26
    @daoust26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The B natural short was hilarious lol I miss this show so much

  • @tysontaggart7246
    @tysontaggart7246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:30:42 judging by the scale of the guy and the building, that bus must be massive lol

  • @cforsterichikawa5638
    @cforsterichikawa5638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you get near a song, play it!

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Buzz is all of maybe 6 weeks older and he's already playing like Manfred Moch.

  • @l.e.o.1127
    @l.e.o.1127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    B natural had some tig bittes

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pre-moob era

    • @sammhaynes3143
      @sammhaynes3143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      War of the Collosal Breast!

    • @dirtydave2691
      @dirtydave2691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sammhaynes3143 Oh holy shit that made laugh!

  • @i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b
    @i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Bert I Gordon, 2023.

  • @babaloo42
    @babaloo42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Remember THESE ?"

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Channeling Francis Farmer, I'm dying here 😭

  • @Vulture23
    @Vulture23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100 Years of Solitude 100 Years of Solitude take one down pass it around!

  • @donharmuth776
    @donharmuth776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a former band student that Conn ad is too painful to watch

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My neighbor was shown "Mr B Natural" in a marketing class in college.

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How did people stand Mr. B Natural without Joel and the bots to help them?

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me and 2 of my dingbat buddies, riffing Mr B Natural (out loud) in the 7th grade (60 years ago, almost to the day) got yelled at and had to stay after school.