The Fast Show - I'm not pissed -4- Drunk at work

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  • @sphinxtheeminx
    @sphinxtheeminx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I used to work with an older lady who was permanently drunk. She came in at the same time as the rest of us but took hours to get her stuff out of her bag, tidy her desk, go to the loo, make tea, pop out to get a sandwich and then have a fifteen minute loo break. At every move she took wee nips from her hip flask, then made a faff of refilling it from a bottle she kept in her coat that was hanging on a peg in the middle of the room. I think she assumed we hadn't twigged what she was up to. Thing was, everyone loved her to bits as she was such a sweetheart and no-one ever moaned about her. That was nearly 45 years ago.

    • @ankitshaji3458
      @ankitshaji3458 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jesus chirst reading it was nearly 45 years ago almost sent me into a panic

    • @whoknew2273
      @whoknew2273 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She was not pissed you know lol

    • @garnGad
      @garnGad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I worked several jobs like that in the 80s and 90s delusional and believed no one noticed.

    • @mattpinnington4778
      @mattpinnington4778 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Boss :)

    • @Taporeee
      @Taporeee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jam Factory - Brass Eye

  • @steveowen7475
    @steveowen7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Simply the best this and directions will never be surpassed..... genius blows the rest away

  • @big_dave_7178
    @big_dave_7178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I used to work with an alcoholic 1993-1994 and this hits the nail on the head!

    • @stevecooper6515
      @stevecooper6515 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do not use this demeaning and derogatory term for people who have this brain disorder. Alcohol Use Disorder is completely treatable and effectively curable today.
      Research The Sinclair Method Method

  • @MelodySDM
    @MelodySDM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    when you get bored at work...this sketch is brilliant!

  • @Lucyexplores
    @Lucyexplores 12 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mark williams is a legend and jon tompson is a brilliant actor too xx

  • @brucemacallan6831
    @brucemacallan6831 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man this is talent!!!

  • @nicolascorres4
    @nicolascorres4 12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    @ 1.47 "nobody there..." LMAO.

  • @catinabox2878
    @catinabox2878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I got drunk at work once. They say I'll never fly airliners again.

    • @johnharrison3671
      @johnharrison3671 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thing is all us pilots are either drunk, high or still drunk, still high.
      A sober pilot is scary and can’t be trusted.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@johnharrison3671 Pilots naturally get high.

  • @KapteeniVoima
    @KapteeniVoima 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I break every time after he waves out of the window and sits to the chair and looks over his shoulder to look at the boss.. Effin marvelous..

  • @PoshLifeforME
    @PoshLifeforME 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    British humour, perfected centuries ago.

    • @jamesp3142
      @jamesp3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Centuries?

    • @v00n2000
      @v00n2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In televisual form.

    • @nickwyatt9498
      @nickwyatt9498 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't you mean forty, forty, forty-five years?

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Whenever I see Mark Williams I cannot help but say out loud,"PETERSEN!!!"

    • @masterknife8423
      @masterknife8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me it's Mr Weasley

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@masterknife8423 And I associate him with Father Brown.

    • @cjtquk
      @cjtquk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which was nice

    • @free..to..air..
      @free..to..air.. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Father Brown would never allow this...

  • @TheWhitford73
    @TheWhitford73 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    if you don't laugh out loud at this then God help you. absolutely brilliant sketch writing and acting

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i no longer laugh at things

    • @seanpaul93
      @seanpaul93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spot on , not pissed y'know haha

    • @owenthomas5259
      @owenthomas5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed, but then again….. I am….. very…….very……..drunk!

  • @MilesB1975
    @MilesB1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This reminds me of an old boss of mine, Who would keep a set of fresh business shirts and ties in his filing cabinet so he could come straight in and get changed for the working day after a night on the turps! 🤣
    Not a scrap of paperwork in there...

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Half of my high school teachers were like this.
      The other half were shagging
      the 6th formers.

    • @philware1546
      @philware1546 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ah turps... Lovely stuff.

  • @alanbbrady8196
    @alanbbrady8196 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My friend Hermione was a bit of a lush. She used to drink rather a lot but the group of acquaintances we hung with all loved her craic. She started a new job but only lasted till ten o'clock because she'd drank a1/2 bottle of vodka on the train on the way. She nlw works as an accountant in Gibralter.

    • @mikew2468
      @mikew2468 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      On the rocks?

    • @Paul-Weston
      @Paul-Weston 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You loved her Craic?

  • @JasonJason210
    @JasonJason210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bells as a mouthwash - about right!

  • @bobbyperu4683
    @bobbyperu4683 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I got so stoned at work one lunchtime that all I could do is lie down on the bench next to my machine, utterly wankered. I was 16 and a 1st year engineering apprentice at Rolls Royce in 1980. But i wasn't pissed, you know.

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm not pissed, you know!

  • @jan920
    @jan920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    my stomach hurts with laughing got the box set but still watch fast show when ever I can brillliant

  • @nemiloszorka1162
    @nemiloszorka1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fuck it. I remember some of my days at the office, like that. And I still kept my job :D I can not imagine how.

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I used to do this before going into theatre, and I’m not referring to the performing arts kind 😉

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've stacked shelves as a teenager hung over and on a comedown from Ecstasy.
      It's amazing that no one noticed.

    • @nickwyatt9498
      @nickwyatt9498 ปีที่แล้ว

      @brwhizz3060 But you always found time for your National Health work...

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@brwhizz3060Well, we can't all be sober. Drink one for me, doc, I may never get another.

  • @sarahlouise7163
    @sarahlouise7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    so good, particularly the double forehead slaps

  • @jfcwtfusernames
    @jfcwtfusernames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this would be me...if I had a job...

    • @zakelwe
      @zakelwe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too, though I would work from home.

  • @harold6863
    @harold6863 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t know how I ever got to work some days! When sober I was at the top of my game but some days were a nightmare.

  • @stwikehimcenturion
    @stwikehimcenturion 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had the deleted scenes episode on video. I remember one scene with Jont Thompson as a medieval jester being decent too. Taped it off BBC2 way back when. Don't suppose anyone knows if it exists on DVD as an extra etc?
    Thanks for the post.

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's on the box set deleted scenes.

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hits too close to home or something I guess.

  • @derek-press
    @derek-press ปีที่แล้ว +2

    many moons ago I was working for a UK telecom company,engineer outside,but I broke my ankle playing footy on Sunday so the nice company (yes they really was great) gave me a few weeks Opps going on the phone letting the engineers know where to go if they'd finished their jobs, in this office, there was a "middle-aged lady" who was always drinking from two different lemonade bottles that she had in the fridge with her name on , yeah so what, lemonade ..until this one summer day we all decided to have a lunchtime BBQ,we had a seating area outside and we had a nice lunch break nice BBQ we all brought salad and stuff, this lady offered a few of us a glass of her ice cold lemonade I was the only one to take up the offer ...THIS was not lemonade! this was at a gues 90 % vodka..I did not put her in trouble,I leaned over to her and said " I think you brought the wrong bottle out"

  • @cruxmusique
    @cruxmusique 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    are there more of these pearls out there? love it!

  • @janfast4712
    @janfast4712 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know were I can find the other parts of this scetch (pts 1 and 2)

  • @thursfield3107
    @thursfield3107 ปีที่แล้ว

    good grief, me from 2018 to 2022!

  • @philbo2152
    @philbo2152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminds me of my old boss drunken Duncan 🥴

  • @Nebuloid1
    @Nebuloid1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do his little semi macarena move all the time..

  • @55tranquility
    @55tranquility 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i've had two jobs in my working life, where i've worked at places where there is a person like this - a complete alcoholic. the sad thing is they think nobody knows and its so blatant, the first guy when he came in in the morning would be shaking so badly with the DTS and sweating he was useless, then would disappear and down whatever he needed to and come back relatively normal, then carry on, topping up every now and again - then lunchtime in the pub, back to work then straight in the pub at 5pm and get obliterated. Everyday, i used to think what a tragic and sad existence, this was in my first ever job in the early 90s. No way would he get away with that now, second time was about 15 years ago, the bloke would drink 3 pints every single lunchtime then would be useless in the afternoon - used to annoy the hell out of me as we had the same job and i was always fixing his mistakes. we got a new boss, a couple of weeks in i had a meeting with the new boss, he asked me what was up with him - i had had a particularly bad week fixing his mess so thought fk it, and just said oh he's drunk most of the day he always has 3 pints at lunchtime, he didn't look that surprised, 2 days later he was never seen again and we we were told he had left due to poor performance, we never saw him again - it was a much better job after that.

  • @BigAndTall666
    @BigAndTall666 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I´m not pissed! :-P

  • @joshuanursaw1739
    @joshuanursaw1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Leaving Las Vegas?

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    No wonder Voldemort was able to fuck shit up at the ministry of magic, if Mr. Wesley was always pissed up at work.

  • @davidmt23
    @davidmt23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stopped at an offy at 10 am for a beer, saw an older lady from the office we were working in get 2 cans of special brew.......she wasnt pissed at work tho

  • @currentphonograph1734
    @currentphonograph1734 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's that sandwich box outside

    • @currentphonograph1734
      @currentphonograph1734 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      GI is part of veterans anonymous intervention & healthcare fraud i.e. GIn, i.e. misleading religious prohibition justification, GI Bill, GI Joe.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:27 LOL

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:40 LOL

  • @laneyc5713
    @laneyc5713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:35 lol

  • @breakfreak3181
    @breakfreak3181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man, I've been pissed at work a couple of times before, after unplanned mid-week benders. It was hell! But, I've never drank at work.
    My mates who worked in the City were hardcore, though. The drinking culture there has changed now, but even 10 years ago, there were plenty of boozy lunches going on. Couldn't get away with that where I worked!

  • @Flippant-j5d
    @Flippant-j5d 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "working" especially makes no sense sober. Most things make little sense sober. Existence makes little sense sober.

  • @manicbabyshambles123
    @manicbabyshambles123 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @StaraBaka33 Cheddar cheese girl

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys are well beyond genius, but alcoholism is not actually ever very funny imho

  • @wolfheart7101
    @wolfheart7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    British huour is bestss when youoorure drtiunk .!!!2fgf

  • @eamonnlittle9040
    @eamonnlittle9040 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldn't get away with this now.Getting a laugh at addictions ain't cool any more.Funny as feck at the time tho lol

  • @danpeters4057
    @danpeters4057 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i know this is 4 years old but WTF woman

  • @dazzadizzy5308
    @dazzadizzy5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm watching this after hearing Nancy Pelosi give a speech.

  • @balakays550
    @balakays550 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    now everytime i hear a laugh track i change the channel

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not a "laugh track."
      It was filmed in front of an audience.
      It cuts off or goes silent because it's been edited.
      Shows aren't filmed in one take.
      You can tell "Canned laughter"
      because it was recorded in the 50s and never updated.

  • @jerryodonovan8624
    @jerryodonovan8624 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not remotely funny.

  • @QuasiELVIS
    @QuasiELVIS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of those sketches that didn't age so well.

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Snax Pendragon Alcoholism is viewed more as a medical problem and less as just "funny" now days.
      A modern view of this sketch is more like "holy shit, this guy needs help".

    • @michaelmckenna8889
      @michaelmckenna8889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s still funny even if you don’t think it is.

    • @rexfreeman4981
      @rexfreeman4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QuasiELVIS Your assertion this is archaic is incorrect. Of course it was a medical problem in the 90s. The running joke is that all of his family are perpetually drunk and denying it, including high schoolers. The accidents that result are black comedy and not requiring a sermon on a self evident diseased situation. Get off your soapbox. You'll also be telling us that in the sixties no one knew smoking caused cancer. Everyone did.

  • @StaraBaka33
    @StaraBaka33 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do not understand. You like the men drunk?
    Not surprising for a daughter Slave.
    Nice model (example) for youth

    • @scarlettm86
      @scarlettm86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stara Baka Is this English?

    • @iberius9937
      @iberius9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If this is English, then I'm Japanese.

  • @dtutssel
    @dtutssel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    About as 'funny' as Mrs Brown's boys.

    • @jrprentice1000
      @jrprentice1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      no comparison, you need your head checked

    • @stephentaylor993
      @stephentaylor993 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're talking complete crap

  • @LEESS1005
    @LEESS1005 ปีที่แล้ว

    My old boss was a drunk,our work colleagues used to call us Brad's water babies as he used to piss himself at work,

  • @dannywickens3368
    @dannywickens3368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oooh you smell nice🤣