"Only you understand me, toilet bowl... You're the only friend I have..." I love Bill Cosby. He cracks me up even if I've heard his bits hundreds of times
No joke, just got over a stomach virus and out of nowhere I was thanking the toilet bowl for being cool on the side. It's that attention to little detail that makes Cosby hillarious
I really hate the self-righteous people who pretend to have never found cosby funny. He’s hilarious. Every comedian in the world is an awful person, without exception.
I agree, even when I was 13 and I saw this, and I hadn't even had a drink yet, I knew that when you throw up in that toilet bowl it becomes your best friend for the next 15 minutes. Oh thank you for supporting me toilet bowl, thank you for being there to... Umm... Pick up after me
@@spinningchurro well either you can separate the material from the comedian, or you can't. Certainly I do not mean that Cosby jokes about rape in his act, but rather, a lot of people feel like the ilk is coming off on them because they're listening to a guy that's was a serial rapist. It's like a guilt thing, you feel like by listening to it you're somehow taking in bad energy? I'm not saying that's true, that's probably why people stopped listening to him though. But to say that they never found him funny, well that's stupid.
One of TV DAD BEST RAPIST , THANKS FOR ALL THE HORRIFIC MEMORIES, AND MALICIOUS BEHAVIOR, MR GARCIA HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER A ROCK SINCE CHILDHOOD, THIS CREEP IS CURRENTLY DOING PRISON TIME AND WELL DESERVED, HIS MISSION WITH WOMEN WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS SO DEVIANT 🍷🍷🍾🛏🛏🛏🍷🍷🍷👤
@66945ccusd93appscom Or you could not be sheep who colors in any paint by numbers that the media feeds you. If Cochran was alive, Co's would be free and the so called victims would be laughing stocks.
@Kevin Prima The real COMMIES are the Democraps for dragging our country into the dirt. On a local level, the COMMIES in Seattle have turned our city into a drug den with no rule enforcement. A SANCTUARY TURD. I know who the real commies are-people like you!
Listening to Cosby is like listening to a concert pianist. He hits every note, and every note sounds perfect and is perfectly timed. Small wonder his comedy records from the 1960s are still funny today.
Feminism is not about "empowering" women. It's about hating and destroying men by any means necessary. I'm glad Mr. Cosby's conviction was overturned and is a free man once again.
I'll always love him too. If you can put the drugging, rape and sodomy allegations aside(I think there was like 60 women or something) there is still some good clean humour there.
"And I"m going to get drunk, because I deserve to get drunk! And stay out of my way!" I just died there. Love this comedian. His book "Fatherhood" is awesome :)
i saw this hilarious man at VBCC in Huntsville Al years ago. i had bought tickets for my husband and me but sadly he died from cancer 2mos before the show. my husband said on his death bed,"sweetheart,i guess you know im not going to be able to go see Cosby with you dont you? I bet your dad would enjoy being your date that night. why dont u ask him?' i did and my dad and i went to have dinner then to see Cosby. it was a bittersweet evening. 15yrs later my dad died from cancer too. 2of the most important men in my life were Cosby fans like me. I still think of that night every time i hear Mr Cosbys voice. RIP WESLEY TURNER RIP BUDDY SYLVESTER. THANK YOU MR COSBY FOR THE MEMORIES.
@Kevin Prima both were had consent. The LET Trump grab them. And Cosby's deposition page 135 Did you give these Quaaludes to women with out their knowledge. He answered no. And I believe him
rockymentis true. I don’t care for a lot of actors or musicians stand point in a lot of things but I like their music. People need to learn to have their own opinions and not let Hollywood determine what they think
Good to hear, happy for you. I'd like to kick the booze myself but it's always been the one drug I can't seem to pry myself from. Quit smoking weed and doing dope but the booze still has me by the balls. One day I'll get there.
My brother says that . I'm going to drink, because I work and deserve it. And get drunk. So Mr. Cosby reminded me of him. This video make me laugh alot. Made my day.
Oh my goodness! I have not laughed like this in forever! I looove the fact that he doesn't ever swear! You don't have to swear to make a point....or be funny!
3:16 my wife laughed her ass off when he said "beer drinkers are really different people, they go almost deaf. everythings 'HEEEEEEYYYY! ALLL RIGHT!' " i love beer and she said "thats YOU!"
I’ve never understood why people choose to get wasted. Drinking is fun, but that ends once you feel like you’re going to die and throwing up all over the place. Lol
"I'm going out! Because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk! Because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!" There is NO COMEDIAN who can entertain like this man. No one has anything on him! Name pretty much any comedian, and they would not be worthy to shine this man's shoes! Dane Cook, Robin Williams, I mean seriously. Bill Cosby understands comedy! There's more to comedy than excessive unfunny vulgarity.
I once spent a afternoon with Bill Cosby . I was the weekend guy at an FBO he flew in with his private Pilatus Turboprop ( With 'Billie' written sideways on the tail) My experience was he was incredibly down-to-earth nice guy he bought $250 worth of ribs for the entire FBO.. everybody working. Lunch on Bill Cosby (as long as we got ribs..) Then he went to do a gig and I went home for a while but I was to come back that night and make sure that he flew out okay, so when I went back I brought my collection of Bill Cosby records I think there are probably five ...his comedy albums vinyl.. The plane was warmed up he came through the FBO and he thanked me for doing a great job (out of the clear blue) I said Mr Cosby, honestly I have one of your album's here I'd like to get you to autograph it and As he signed it, he noticed that under the counter were 4 more... pilots were at the door holding the door for him.. just one signature is great mr. Cosby thank you !! You got to get going!! He said "well I'm not going to leave until you let me sign them so the sooner you let me sign them....!" As he was signing the four others, I told him that I had earned money cutting grass and the first thing I ever spent MY money that I EARNED on ...was his album 'Why is There Air?' And deadpan delivery ..he just looked at me and said "yeah I know, you want your money back ...." Cracked me UP !! So like I said a real nice guy, my experience... and I would never trust 20 year old allegations with no real proof .. but c'est la vie
I will still love him as a actor and comedian , we can’t live in the past or hold people to their past because we all have one , forgiveness is what people should do
aww the cut the part where he says, "I mean it's alright if you're a teenager and you say 'well, what is this all about?'Just keep drinking, get sick and throw up. But grown people do this. On weekends."
He's not even close to being one of the best comedians. A real comedian would be self-degrading, Cosby just wanted to tell others what they were doing wrong under the guise of humor.
i respect that man so much for being able to *actually* understanding the effects of drinking
I don't know about anyone else, but Cosby's facial expressions have always cracked me up
He’s a funny man
Nothing about drunks ks is funny. It's terrible and Cosby does not present it well anyway.
“Reverse gears!”😆
Me too
wonder what he thinks of this now
"Only you understand me, toilet bowl...
You're the only friend I have..."
I love Bill Cosby. He cracks me up even if I've heard his bits hundreds of times
No joke, just got over a stomach virus and out of nowhere I was thanking the toilet bowl for being cool on the side. It's that attention to little detail that makes Cosby hillarious
There is nothing funny about this shit. You have no idea J.
Yes super cool, he knows how to make cocktails too!
I really hate the self-righteous people who pretend to have never found cosby funny. He’s hilarious. Every comedian in the world is an awful person, without exception.
I agree, even when I was 13 and I saw this, and I hadn't even had a drink yet, I knew that when you throw up in that toilet bowl it becomes your best friend for the next 15 minutes.
Oh thank you for supporting me toilet bowl, thank you for being there to... Umm... Pick up after me
@@spinningchurro well either you can separate the material from the comedian, or you can't. Certainly I do not mean that Cosby jokes about rape in his act, but rather, a lot of people feel like the ilk is coming off on them because they're listening to a guy that's was a serial rapist. It's like a guilt thing, you feel like by listening to it you're somehow taking in bad energy? I'm not saying that's true, that's probably why people stopped listening to him though. But to say that they never found him funny, well that's stupid.
"and that's called having a good time"
Thank you Bill for so many years of Fat Albert and The Cosby Show! One of the BEST TV DAD'S!
One of TV DAD BEST RAPIST , THANKS FOR ALL THE HORRIFIC MEMORIES, AND MALICIOUS BEHAVIOR, MR GARCIA HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER A ROCK SINCE CHILDHOOD, THIS CREEP IS CURRENTLY DOING PRISON TIME AND WELL DESERVED, HIS MISSION WITH WOMEN WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS SO DEVIANT 🍷🍷🍾🛏🛏🛏🍷🍷🍷👤
@66945ccusd93appscom Or you could not be sheep who colors in any paint by numbers that the media feeds you. If Cochran was alive, Co's would be free and the so called victims would be laughing stocks.
@Kevin Prima The real COMMIES are the Democraps for dragging our country into the dirt. On a local level, the COMMIES in Seattle have turned our city into a drug den with no rule enforcement. A SANCTUARY TURD. I know who the real commies are-people like you!
@Kevin Prima "Commie"? Youre a special kind of STUPID FUCK arent you?🤔
@66945ccusd93appscom then why are you on this site?
I ALWAYS lose it laughing when he imitates the body saying "Please, you'd better slow down." Funny stuff.
He sounded like Barney from Simpsons on the beer one for a minute
Hello?
Listening to Cosby is like listening to a concert pianist. He hits every note, and every note sounds perfect and is perfectly timed.
Small wonder his comedy records from the 1960s are still funny today.
Don’t care what they say I will forever love this man he’s a comic genius! He’s funny! Love the Cosby show etc.
I don't believe the allegations against him. He's a great man in my eyes.
Funny
@Critique Everything I'm sorry I hurt your feelings sweetie.
Feminism is not about "empowering" women. It's about hating and destroying men by any means necessary. I'm glad Mr. Cosby's conviction was overturned and is a free man once again.
I'll always love him too. If you can put the drugging, rape and sodomy allegations aside(I think there was like 60 women or something) there is still some good clean humour there.
"And I"m going to get drunk, because I deserve to get drunk! And stay out of my way!"
I just died there. Love this comedian. His book "Fatherhood" is awesome :)
It's such great comedy, even reading your "stay out of my way" made me lol!
It’s hard for him to do a drunken voice because he naturally sounds drunk when he talks 😂😂😂
Like Biden, or who?
The urge... To fix... That crooked tie...
Other than that, hilarious set.
Duuuuuuude I know! I wanna straighten it so bad
more like wrap it round his neck and string him up
Adrian Monk? Is that you?
i saw this hilarious man at VBCC in Huntsville Al years ago. i had bought tickets for my husband and me but sadly he died from cancer 2mos before the show. my husband said on his death bed,"sweetheart,i guess you know im not going to be able to go see Cosby with you dont you? I bet your dad would enjoy being your date that night. why dont u ask him?' i did and my dad and i went to have dinner then to see Cosby. it was a bittersweet evening. 15yrs later my dad died from cancer too. 2of the most important men in my life were Cosby fans like me. I still think of that night every time i hear Mr Cosbys voice. RIP WESLEY TURNER RIP BUDDY SYLVESTER. THANK YOU MR COSBY FOR THE MEMORIES.
Bill Cosby was so hilarious. Great comedian
Better then Trevor Noah but that's an insult.
@@osmosisjones4912 But no Carlin.
I watched this in the 80s, and it's never NOT been funny.
"Now you are ready
to put your face
in a place
that was never built for your face."
TRUTH
I’ll drink to that 🍻
at 7:01 that's how he looked when he put the pill in the wrong 🥤
"Picture of an idiot in action" brilliantly poetic and funny.
This is exactly why I don't drink (anymore). He nails it !!!
Bill Cosby is an.awesome comedian.
@Kevin Prima : Why do you think they would be in the sajme prison, much ;ess sharing the same cell?
@Kevin Prima
Dumbass
@Kevin Prima along with yourself.
@Kevin Prima Make room for the Clinton's and Obama's
@Kevin Prima both were had consent. The LET Trump grab them. And Cosby's deposition page 135 Did you give these Quaaludes to women with out their knowledge. He answered no. And I believe him
I just lost it when he yells as the beer drinking..
And then, of course, when you've finished puking your guts out: "Now I can go drink some more!"
GIMME A BEER LOL
"Having studied several drunks..."
Hello Damian?
I've always loved Cosby's stand up.
you can hate the person, but still love his art.
rockymentis true. I don’t care for a lot of actors or musicians stand point in a lot of things but I like their music. People need to learn to have their own opinions and not let Hollywood determine what they think
Yeah, no, Rocky. It's very difficult to look past the 40+ years of continual raping.
he's a fucking rapist!
Kevin Prima why? Please explain
@Kevin Prima Don't assumewhat is impossible for you is impossible for another.
"Now remember, You Owe this to Yourself!" :D
Only you understand me mr. Toilet bowl, only you understand LOL!
I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time LOL
omg; this is too funny; I do not miss these feelings at ALL! 6mths sober :)
Same, I've been sober about twenty years but I'll never forget hugging the porcelain god.
@@ChuckKeough Congrads Chuckster badass!!!
Belated Congrads are in order !!!! hope by now you have stayed the course!!
Good to hear, happy for you. I'd like to kick the booze myself but it's always been the one drug I can't seem to pry myself from. Quit smoking weed and doing dope but the booze still has me by the balls. One day I'll get there.
@@captainbuzzkill4658 or one day it'll take you there.
He would say he wants to study drinking. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hes already an expert
One of the only people to consistently make me laugh till I cry... Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. Bill Cosby
Recorded on the year of my birth and still true about drunks to this day.
"in a place that was never built for your face..." hahahahahahaha love it, this is soo timeless!! hahaha
My brother says that . I'm going to drink, because I work and deserve it. And get drunk. So Mr. Cosby reminded me of him. This video make me laugh alot. Made my day.
And that's called having a good time.
Still love his comedy. He's got the drunk act down just right. Damn, he was funny.
Of all the famous people who did wrong, Bill Cosby was the one who disappointed me the most......
The rum drunk.. it's difficult to explain. Like overconfidence and threatening social outpouring is my favorite
That;s one powerful microphone.
"And remember, you owe this to yourself. You've worked hard all week." -Rational for getting wasted Friday night.
Oh my goodness! I have not laughed like this in forever! I looove the fact that he doesn't ever swear! You don't have to swear to make a point....or be funny!
Hilarious! Yes 👏
Thank You for posting
" I Rode The Bull At Chilli's & Bust My Face" Classic Line LOL.
Love you dearly Dr. Cosby! Always will. Classic comedy! Thanks for sharing.
i learned to clean the toilet before i went out drinking for this very reason.
Lolol!!
I love Bill C. He is so so funny. He makes me laugh till I cry.
I bet no so much anymore
Do they serve pudding in prison
He makes people cry in other ways too......
@@CallduhAmberLamp I am sure he will whip up a batch.
@66945ccusd93appscom Maybe she likes pudding and perverts.
3:16 my wife laughed her ass off when he said "beer drinkers are really different people, they go almost deaf. everythings 'HEEEEEEYYYY! ALLL RIGHT!' "
i love beer and she said "thats YOU!"
"now you are ready... to put your face... in a place... that was never built for your face" LMAO XD x25
"thank you so much for being cool on the side". awesome
"Raggedy old bourbon drunk." LMAO
HEEEEEEEEY!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRIGHT!
thats me after 4 beers and want to hear the band really loud
I’ve never understood why people choose to get wasted. Drinking is fun, but that ends once you feel like you’re going to die and throwing up all over the place. Lol
Boba Fett or getting raped in the case of Bill Cosby’s drinking partners 🤣
One would think that after having your first hangover, you would learn to be a lot more careful with how much you drink.
I know I have. XD
I love this man. He is hilarious!LOL
Thank you for all the entertainment, its 2019 and you still rock.
SO YOU LOVE RAPISTS. ALRIGHTY.
@@marcjtdc I wasn't there when they claimed raped anyone, neither where you. Let GOD do the judgment.
I have watched his videos over and over and he cracks me up every time
just genius :)
Don't take another drink......
love old bill
Josh Thomas. me to i like old bill cosby better he was handsome and better looking and. i wish i see him 30 years ago
I could quote this entire show. 😂
I remember when I was 18 in rehab and they showed us this show about Drugs/Alcohol, I don’t know what they thought it would help.
"I'm going out! Because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk! Because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!"
There is NO COMEDIAN who can entertain like this man. No one has anything on him! Name pretty much any comedian, and they would not be worthy to shine this man's shoes! Dane Cook, Robin Williams, I mean seriously. Bill Cosby understands comedy!
There's more to comedy than excessive unfunny vulgarity.
George Carlin
Thank you toilet bowl! You're the only one who understands me! :D
Hello?
One of the best bits to this day.... Too bad about the grapes 😢
Legit this was too funny... Made me laugh like crazy. Everything so true
Hello?
Prob how all those women felt
I once spent a afternoon with Bill Cosby .
I was the weekend guy at an FBO he flew in with his private Pilatus Turboprop ( With 'Billie' written sideways on the tail)
My experience was he was incredibly down-to-earth nice guy he bought $250 worth of ribs for the entire FBO.. everybody working. Lunch on Bill Cosby (as long as we got ribs..)
Then he went to do a gig and I went home for a while
but I was to come back that night and make sure that he flew out okay, so when I went back I brought my collection of Bill Cosby records I think there are probably five ...his comedy albums vinyl..
The plane was warmed up he came through the FBO and he thanked me for doing a great job (out of the clear blue)
I said Mr Cosby, honestly I have one of your album's here I'd like to get you to autograph it and
As he signed it, he noticed that under the counter were 4 more...
pilots were at the door holding the door for him.. just one signature is great mr. Cosby thank you !! You got to get going!!
He said
"well I'm not going to leave until you let me sign them so the sooner you let me sign them....!"
As he was signing the four others, I told him that I had earned money cutting grass and the first thing I ever spent MY money that I EARNED on ...was his album 'Why is There Air?'
And deadpan delivery ..he just looked at me and said
"yeah I know, you want your money back ...."
Cracked me UP !!
So like I said a real nice guy, my experience... and I would never trust 20 year old allegations with no real proof .. but c'est la vie
That's a great story. 🖒👏👏
'Alcohol makes you callous.'
'I couldn't care less.'
I will still love him as a actor and comedian , we can’t live in the past or hold people to their past because we all have one , forgiveness is what people should do
Good clean comedic Gold
And then this guy was figured put to be a rapist.
Just watched this last night, I was dying! Man his stuff on kids is soooo true
Hello Ashley?
I have seen this a million times, and it is just as funny as the first time I viewed it!!
When's I goes out to gets drunk. Sometimes whence I get home early in the morning I want chocolates cake. I love you bill Cosby. So much good advice.
Yes. Yes, I agree 100%
I don't go out to get drunk it's really way goddamn cheaper to piss yourself at home
It's a "healthy well balanced meal"
aww the cut the part where he says, "I mean it's alright if you're a teenager and you say 'well, what is this all about?'Just keep drinking, get sick and throw up. But grown people do this. On weekends."
The true king of comedy he hilarious
omg, i nearly died LMFAO. This guy is a genius
And that's called having a good time. xD
seriously one of the best comedians of all time! Idc if what they say about him is true or not! he's funny regardless!
Rich R Lots of black men rap. I don't know why that comes as a surprise to you. Try listening to it once in a while.
+bucolucas
omg. Stop. please, just stopl.
iF3llOffaBr1dge hes the funniest rapist ever!
He's not even close to being one of the best comedians. A real comedian would be self-degrading, Cosby just wanted to tell others what they were doing wrong under the guise of humor.
did you hear..Supreme court tossed out everything!! Immediately!! Even exposed some of the ladies as paid acting accusers!!! I'm happy for Mr Cosby...
"Thank You, toilet bowl. Thank You so much for being cool on the side".....lol
"Please you gotta sow down!"
EPIC COSBY!
Now I know where The Lords of Acid got the sound bite "Turn on the Sweat Machine"
I've been this drunk once.... and i appreciate this joke so much more now!
@JungleScene that's like the best thing. lol. the way he says it it so natural, like he is just telling a story. his delivery is brilliant!
Hello Rachel?
Reminds me off when i was younger! Had that happen several times! I can relate completely!
Oh Bill, why did you have to break my heart & go to prison?! This was one of my favorite comedy movies growing up!
i dont know if i should watch him anymore but damn he is funny
I wonder if any drunken person has actually thanked the toilet lol
Colene La Mountain more than likely
I wish I had heard this before my dumb ads went through it lmao......never again :)
I have. Maaany times
Yes lol
200 mph hour album was his best
"you've worked hard for this all week"...the universal reason for drinking
I have never laughed so hard in my life until I saw this! I saw this the first time in the 1990's and have not found anything as funny since!
watch "martin" or "chris rock" they beat him hands down no question
@@arazz1087not really
Bill talking about drinks...COOL!
And that's called having a good time!
No one better than Cosby in his prime.
Check your drinks ladies, Bill is buying.
He is still awesome
@Patrick Dunn yes he is
Yep he still is
Yeah fuck those woman liars
Cosby was a genius. How absurd are people where drinking is concerned? "I worked hard all week, I DESERVE this! Arghhhhh!"
I love this video brings back my younger days! I can laugh at my younger self new! Totally relate!
Hello Teresa?
i never drank alchool in my entire life, i guess is a shame i couldnt enjoy such good times XD
Love how much detail he put into every part.. Comedy genius
He's a real Legend!
True! This is the first time I can say I laughed so hard from a youtube video that I laughed on the floor. ROFL!
monster genius. he is so damn damn funny1!!!!