Most drug dealers probably won't sell drugs to a person who does NOT get high. Because he could be an undercover cop or setting him up. That's what I heard.
My dad had all the Bill Cosby tapes, so I started listening to his sketches when I was about 5? And he always skipped this sketch! Wish he hadn't, I love Bill :)
2:00...What a funny fucked up voice. This still cracks me up 35 years later, I used to have the cassette tape of this. I still think it's funny regadless of what Cosby was convicted of. You cannot take away his legendary humor. He has brought joy to many, but the preponderance of evidence got him in the end. God bless him. He made it to 80 years old at the least.
This is the first time that I've heard him say "asshole" on stage. I was laughing so hard when I saw this clip. Hilarious! One of the greatest television stand up comedy shows of all time.
"...and I said to a guy, I said 'tell me, what is about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?' and the guy said 'well, it intensifies your personality' ... and I said 'yes ... but what if you're an asshole?' lost it at that
Great routine, was anyone else shocked that he said "asshole" near the end? I thought that he never swore in his comedy. Funny how Eddie Murphy said in his 1987 routine "Raw" that Cosby called him up at home and told him that his comedy was too dirty.
+stan smith Rarely did he use cuss words. Innuendo occasionally, he had a reputation of being very clean, an amazing cover for his seedier habits. However this was a great joke on so many levels, one of which is making the joke a million times more impactful and hopefully teaching a lesson. Obviously he did do a lot of good and make a lot of people happy and you can't wipe that out. Be interested to see what develops.
I went over to the burger king window and the guy took a piece of beef and put it on the grill I said Wow....then he flipped it and it was all brown...I said far out...then he put it between two pieces on the bread...and the guy ate it!!!! Loved it! I heard this when I was younger and couldn't understand why everyone was laughing, now I know!
I totally agree with jt8900110. This is classy humor without vulgarity and it is hilarious! Gotta' love Bill Cosby! BTW, I love the grandiloquent word. New one on me. Love it!
"... now you´re body doesn´t want it, so it starts to kick it, whether you wanna hold it or not..." I laugh so hard every time I see this. Bill is just so great! Thumbs up!
"But the biggest one is the cocaine......YOWWWWW.....There they go!!!!!!" Love it one of the best parts of this stand up session pure live comedy at its finest......
This man is the greatest ever. There is nothing he can do that isn't funny. Ohhh, except for the later seasons of "The Cosby Show" (cringe cringe!). Still love his stand up stuff though. All of his old vinyl records from the 1960s and 70s stand up a treat to this day.
LSD was giving me a bad trip once and I happened upon a Bill Cosby retrospective on TV and it helped somehow. To my drug addled mind, he represented the archetype of "The Father", as in, EVERYONE'S father, as he spilled out of the television and unto the floor. I fucking love drugs.
The part where he says "Hey man pass that over." He's looking to his right, meaning that it's getting passed to the left. Just thought I'd point that out. ^_^
"But the biggest one is the cocaine."
"Yeeeooowww!!!"
"There they go!"
Best line in the whole thing.
"You say 'cocaine' and people say 'Yeuuuugghhhhh!.....I'll do a few liiiiines!".
There they go!
I said, Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?
Now here’s the funny part! While this is going on, the guy next to him is going, hey, man, pass that over!
heelarious
This is exactly why I never got into drugs; Bill broke it down for me when I was 9 years old, in 1983.
"Am I falling out of this chair?"
I can't thitnk of anything more spot on of what a stoned person would actually say
Never once seen anybody act like that on Marijuana. Must've just been your generation
@@CausticGrasp ok there edge lord lol.
@@dannygreen592 wrong word In the wrong context
"But the biggest one...is the cocaine."
(YOW!)
"There they go!"
"But the biggest one...is the cocaine."
*pause*
"YAOW!"
"There they go!!"
Still makes me laugh to this day.
Me too by the way I like your profile picture
Same!
Cough, cough,
Choke, choke
Hack, hack ..
Hey, man, pass that over here!
He was straight geekin on stage and just made it his act... LEGEND
Which is worse: Bill Cosby on drugs or drugs on Bill Cosby? Yikes!
"I don't take drugs. I give drugs" Bill Cosby
Most drug dealers probably won't sell drugs to a person who does NOT get high. Because he could be an undercover cop or setting him up. That's what I heard.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA the dude at the cocaine part XDD
"YOW!!!"
"there they go!"
ahahahahah i almost died XDD
Da Bill Cosby's drug is da Puddin' Pop with da puddin da zooba zabba pops!
My dad had all the Bill Cosby tapes, so I started listening to his sketches when I was about 5? And he always skipped this sketch!
Wish he hadn't, I love Bill :)
2:00...What a funny fucked up voice. This still cracks me up 35 years later, I used to have the cassette tape of this. I still think it's funny regadless of what Cosby was convicted of. You cannot take away his legendary humor. He has brought joy to many, but the preponderance of evidence got him in the end. God bless him. He made it to 80 years old at the least.
LMFAO "the biggest one...is the cocaine" "YOW!!!!" "there they go!" hahahahaha
The last line of this is my favorite from this whole show. 😂
This is the first time that I've heard him say "asshole" on stage. I was laughing so hard when I saw this clip. Hilarious! One of the greatest television stand up comedy shows of all time.
LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ESPECIALLY WHEN HE PRETENDS TO BE A HIGH PERSON LAUGHING lol
2:44-3:21
I said "Oh wow!!!" Got to love that voice!!!
I think this would have been a more effective warning against drugs than all of those PSAs.
"YAOW!!"
"There they go!"
LOVE that bit!! That's my favorite part in this drug story.
this doesn't stop me from smoking at all its just a funny accurate portrayal
Funniest shut from him! Just his face alone is enough for a good laugh. Truly a classic!
"...and I said to a guy, I said 'tell me, what is about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?' and the guy said 'well, it intensifies your personality' ... and I said 'yes ... but what if you're an asshole?' lost it at that
then about 6 seconds later "YEEEEOOOWW!" guy again, LMFAO!
Me too
Great routine, was anyone else shocked that he said "asshole" near the end? I thought that he never swore in his comedy. Funny how Eddie Murphy said in his 1987 routine "Raw" that Cosby called him up at home and told him that his comedy was too dirty.
+stan smith Rarely did he use cuss words. Innuendo occasionally, he had a reputation of being very clean, an amazing cover for his seedier habits. However this was a great joke on so many levels, one of which is making the joke a million times more impactful and hopefully teaching a lesson. Obviously he did do a lot of good and make a lot of people happy and you can't wipe that out. Be interested to see what develops.
Later on he has a whole routine about how his father called him "JESUS CHRIST" and his brother "Dammit" (or "Lookdammit" in his book Fatherhood).
This comment was funnier then the whole act tbh
Bill Cosby is living proof that you don't have to curse excessively to be hilarious.
But drinking is fine, because the government lets me do it.
"But the biggest one.....is the cocaine."
[pause]
"YAAAOOOWW!!"
"There they go!"
laughed so hard when I saw that
1:53 That's me the first time I smoked grass..lol
Best pot high ever
I went over to the burger king window and the guy took a piece of beef and put it on the grill I said Wow....then he flipped it and it was all brown...I said far out...then he put it between two pieces on the bread...and the guy ate it!!!! Loved it! I heard this when I was younger and couldn't understand why everyone was laughing, now I know!
I totally agree with jt8900110. This is classy humor without vulgarity and it is hilarious! Gotta' love Bill Cosby! BTW, I love the grandiloquent word. New one on me. Love it!
I was the old days....drugs were everywhere.
"... now you´re body doesn´t want it, so it starts to kick it, whether you wanna hold it or not..."
I laugh so hard every time I see this. Bill is just so great! Thumbs up!
As much as i hate to admit it,he's got stoners nailed.Still funny after all these years.
The title of this video is what caught my attention. Where can I attain these "Bill Cosby Drugs"?
It's called The Semantics and Poor Grammar. Don't tell anyone I sent you.
***** Yeah, i wanted to pop a little Bill Cosby and just chill and i didn't find shit.
in your drink
@James Overby - Go on a date with Mr. Cosby.
"But the biggest one is the cocaine......YOWWWWW.....There they go!!!!!!" Love it one of the best parts of this stand up session pure live comedy at its finest......
Bill Cosby comedian of the year all years.
Yep, I watched this back in high school years ago for the drugs part of health class.
Very good
only someone who's been high would know how to do this act. Much respect, Bill!
i remember laughing so hard at this when i first seen it years ago i couldn't breath lol
He's too good at acting this out to have not partaken himself
"They get stoned, then they become paranoid." Truer words have never been spoken.
the uncontrollable laughing come's to me without the weed
"and the guy ate it!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Aaaaaahhahaaaaa....no wait a minute, wait a minute.....I went over to the.....ooooooooOOOOOoooohhh...."
That gets me every time.
that's one of the only times i've ever heard him swear
He sounds like Towelie when he does the laughing part.
Drugging people and ruining careers - two great hobbies -ask Janis Ian and 39 others
Im in college right now and most all of stand up by Bill Cosby still very much applies and is still very very funny, Great Stand up
zippity zoppity zoop!
Wow what difference in stand up comedy. People’s minds have changed so drastically.
Oh geez....*gasps with laughter* Someone should show this to kids in high school
haha bill cosby is classic! watchin his stand up high is too much to handle haha this man is timeless...
GOD!! I loved the movie! HE IS A FREAKING LEGEND!
You've just seen the only time Bill Cosby ever cursed on stage.
Trufax!
Oh gosh i died during this..ahahah! he's such a good actor
Its not an anti-drug bit, he's just joking about drugs dude
I love getting stoned but this is hilarious. I cough just like that.
Instead of showing kids the cheesy no drugs video, they should show this guy! Hahahahaha love this guy XD
Lmao. The laughing part was like my first monster energy LMAO
This man is the greatest ever. There is nothing he can do that isn't funny. Ohhh, except for the later seasons of "The Cosby Show" (cringe cringe!). Still love his stand up stuff though. All of his old vinyl records from the 1960s and 70s stand up a treat to this day.
I love that coughing haha
LSD was giving me a bad trip once and I happened upon a Bill Cosby retrospective on TV and it helped somehow. To my drug addled mind, he represented the archetype of "The Father", as in, EVERYONE'S father, as he spilled out of the television and unto the floor. I fucking love drugs.
Gee, I wonder how Bill knows so much about drugs
I'll have what he's having.
roofies!
Something like that you cannot have, you must be born with it. Sorry. :)
Zibbidy Bobbity-Bop
Zib-Zob-Zoom
her I go, down the slope ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDDY BOP
what do ya think can-dee is mayd owt ovv??
adoboawesome POKEMON
What the fuck are we doing with our lives
adoboawesome the best thing possible
Cosby acting out his crimes
I cant agree with you more! He's such a classic.
I can watch him for hours.....😁😁😁😁😁
bill cosby beatbox,bitches love it
When he said asshole, thats the first time I have EVER heard him curse!
Man Bill sure seems to know what taking a good hit is like.
And I think the fact he decided to use it at the end really lit the fuse on the last line.
And he is behind the slammer
Hearing Bill Cosby say the word "asshole" still blows my mind.
He also said "shit" listen closely
bill cosby ...... there will never be another just like him :3
Bill Cosby at his finest.. lol that was so funny and i remember watching that as a kid.
I need to show this to my health teacher at my High School and make her show it to the other students she has.
this is especially fun to watch when ur high x D lol
best part while you doing that person next to you say hey man pass that over
people if bill cosby was dead it would be a national day of mourning trust me he's alive
hey man, pass that over, this is LMAO funny. Love it, Paranoid, who me??? LOL
pokemon?! with the poke, and the mon...and the GA GA GAT!
THERE IT GOES
RIP Bill Cosby 1937-2012 RIP MAN
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle...
am I falling out of this chair? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
not to mention Jello pudding pops are fucking awesome when you're stoned
I would give anything por a shot of the crowd going nuts XD
THERE THEY GO
That was f;;king genius.
haha Bill Cosby knows about that Reefer
The part where he says "Hey man pass that over." He's looking to his right, meaning that it's getting passed to the left. Just thought I'd point that out. ^_^
That's proper weed ettiquite.
@MoonGaurd not swearing much makes his use of "asshole" as part of a punchline that much more effective, surprising.
@jazzfusionforall That's my favorite line!
The next time people dis Bill Cosby with the zip zop zubbity bop, show them this clip.
If I ever had anyone acting like Bill Cosby after I passed them a joint I would immediately kick them out of my damn house.
no one asks me to pass it over cause I always bring enough bongs for everyone
Hes gone now but his spirit lives on! *RIP*
THERE THEY GO!
when he does that whole burger king bit, he sounds like he's doing his flava flav impression