$1.9 million in damage 😳

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  • @moneymusso6524
    @moneymusso6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19801

    bro looked at the porsche and thought” that’s clean i’ll spare it”

    • @johnmartson7554
      @johnmartson7554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      How did u copy the message right above u and not be as funny and still get liked

    • @CraftyLemons
      @CraftyLemons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@johnmartson7554 y tf do people care about useless likes?

    • @wheelsndiaries
      @wheelsndiaries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He said not expensive enough

    • @yomama8112
      @yomama8112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or he thought it was a cheap turd whats the point

    • @lilb808
      @lilb808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They finna think the porch dude did it 🤣🤣

  • @RyderGroveSt
    @RyderGroveSt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6552

    *looks at Porsche*
    “Not you baby, you fine as hell 😏”

    • @chiefchief306
      @chiefchief306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂😂💀

    • @Superman-oc3qt
      @Superman-oc3qt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He skip it cuz its white and hes weapon is white too.

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Superman-oc3qt no lmao paint stripper erodes the paint

    • @Masterstrange56
      @Masterstrange56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew

    • @anjeuri3312
      @anjeuri3312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He said its not expensive enough to mess it up😂

  • @troypollonais9143
    @troypollonais9143 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1419

    These Porsche commercials are getting wild

    • @sicccunt1768
      @sicccunt1768 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      underrated

    • @nook3306
      @nook3306 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      💀

    • @MellyBenelli
      @MellyBenelli 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Legendary comment.

    • @JokinIsCool
      @JokinIsCool 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      fr

    • @voltsp288
      @voltsp288 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Look there is one in India too

  • @digar4432
    @digar4432 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +725

    Not millions in damage but definitely tens of thousands in paint jobs

    • @loganfabok9023
      @loganfabok9023 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Straight up was just thinking that

    • @personyt55
      @personyt55 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Nah they probably all got ppfs on them I would be surprised if they didn’t.

    • @jamess4444
      @jamess4444 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      no obviously they were all written off after that....

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Fr I only clicked because I thought all the cars would somehow end up totaled

    • @ErikvsLenny
      @ErikvsLenny 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Please dont forget that its not only the price for the repaint but also depreciation because of the repaint status.
      Depretiation is more expensive than the respray

  • @motosapien2310
    @motosapien2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9029

    "I'll just leave this bottle here with all my fingerprints"

    • @lordpowell3788
      @lordpowell3788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      You cannot lift Prints from nearly all plastic. You need a hard crisp surface. The Prince in question are oil left by your hand in the pattern of your fingerprint. If the surface isn't smooth enough Or disperses the oil like plastic Then there will be nothing to lift.
      What's more is let's say you did get a perfectly clean print that usually never happens usually it's Is only part of a print. That doesn't do you any good unless the person's already been arrested and been printed and then there's a database that you could run the ones you picked up in the field from but if hes never been printed then having those though as Prince do you know good because you don't know who they belong to.
      Also considering that the prints are nearly never a 100% match they're presented to the court as we have a 78% match type of a thing it is ultimately up to the jury to decide if that's good enough.
      Long story short prints buy themselves without other information are next to useless.
      Half of this information comes from the sheriff because we've been broken into a few times. The other half comes from me being up to no good.

    • @babyskinboots5291
      @babyskinboots5291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      @@lordpowell3788 dude seriously just gave us a whole forensics analysis because someone made a sarcastic joke 💀

    • @bobbyblue46
      @bobbyblue46 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s clearly an illegal immigrant so he doesn’t care about leaving behind his fingerprints.

    • @motosapien2310
      @motosapien2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@lordpowell3788 Buddy no need to get technical about it it was a joke but I guess the guy poured some liquid in your brain cuz you didn't get it

    • @motosapien2310
      @motosapien2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bobbyblue46 Do you know the guy? Where does it show that he's an inmigrant

  • @eduardomeza7279
    @eduardomeza7279 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3277

    Bro really said "well the Porsche ain't ever done nothing to hurt me"

    • @Yemeball
      @Yemeball 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The range too

    • @rkadarshkumar999
      @rkadarshkumar999 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So....did every other car hit him? 💀

    • @Nobeyx
      @Nobeyx 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@rkadarshkumar999no, bt ur eihter mentally unstable or the joke just flew over ur head

    • @lethaltoji4573
      @lethaltoji4573 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@rkadarshkumar999it’s a joke…

    • @rkadarshkumar999
      @rkadarshkumar999 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@lethaltoji4573 i was also joking

  • @daragon365
    @daragon365 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    "HE AINT DONE YET"
    *video ends*

    • @daragon365
      @daragon365 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      101 likes and no reply 🥴
      Let me fix that 😼👽

    • @aqep
      @aqep 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@daragon365please shut up

  • @tessbarejamahandog4668
    @tessbarejamahandog4668 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Plotwist, he was just giving them holywater😂😂😂

  • @ItsStellarSZN
    @ItsStellarSZN 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +742

    Bro got sponsored by Porsche after this

  • @Bryan_drums
    @Bryan_drums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Clever. The porsche owner did it.

    • @PRINCE-ze9mw
      @PRINCE-ze9mw 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I laughed so hard his iq is so good😂😂

  • @UhmActually.
    @UhmActually. 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Bro really said “If I can’t have it nobody can”

  • @Hua_Chang
    @Hua_Chang 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    He has a heart that loves Porsche❤

  • @fares__farhi
    @fares__farhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26892

    You'll never know why i got 24k likes.

    • @notcertified7920
      @notcertified7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      That was my exact response

    • @jrutman4441
      @jrutman4441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Porches have been the same since they started...
      Zero style zero taste

    • @fares__farhi
      @fares__farhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@jrutman4441 whaaaatt 🤯 what's your favorite car company?

    • @jrutman4441
      @jrutman4441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@fares__farhi it doesn't matter. What I said is true. Even the SUV for Porsche is the identical style as the car just bigger 😳

    • @fares__farhi
      @fares__farhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      @@jrutman4441 yes i agree with you, it's almost impossible to differ between Porsche models. but for me - as a Porsche fan - it doesn't bother me at all. and i actually want it to never change.
      What you think about Porsche regardless of its style?

  • @bctiger7882
    @bctiger7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Love how he looked at the Porsche and was like “nah fam I got you” 🤣

    • @TracyGray229
      @TracyGray229 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yea no doubt

    • @MonarchNerf
      @MonarchNerf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Porsche was my favorite too! Seems criminals have good taste 😂

    • @BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe
      @BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      love how you random acts of kindness kiddos are jealous cuz you cant even go on a vacation💀

    • @bctiger7882
      @bctiger7882 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe what the hell are you talking about boy ?

    • @MinhHieuNguyenChannel-wb7ic
      @MinhHieuNguyenChannel-wb7ic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is so bad

  • @brandonstonge7513
    @brandonstonge7513 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Plot twist, he didn’t fuck with the Porsche cause he working on boosting it later this month 😂

    • @bradcruise6291
      @bradcruise6291 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This sounds just like a dad joke. As it was so not funny that I actually laughed at it

  • @hewkan8481
    @hewkan8481 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Range Rover got ignored in the dark 💀

  • @RomanZamora
    @RomanZamora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    He really said “F-U, F-U, F-U, ur cool.”

    • @Wrazzix
      @Wrazzix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣 Logic. Gotta love it

    • @solomon6082
      @solomon6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jack Meoff 👍

    • @landmarksiren
      @landmarksiren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buttercup!!!!

    • @worldbossjkl5977
      @worldbossjkl5977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Britney reference

    • @solomon6082
      @solomon6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only the real ones know… 😂

  • @Noah-mk8wf
    @Noah-mk8wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    As a Porsche fanboy, I was so relieved to see him skip it 😂😂

    • @jeremyjones453
      @jeremyjones453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The one actually nice car in the lot.

    • @534tgrg6yrtgdf
      @534tgrg6yrtgdf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He thought it was just a beetle

    • @dracozain1023
      @dracozain1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@534tgrg6yrtgdf Well you're not wrong, but you didn't have to say it but I mean you're not wrong

    • @smaaht2531
      @smaaht2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeremyjones453 I beg to differ, the r8 is nice too.

    • @deathtrap-vd6pz
      @deathtrap-vd6pz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the rolls 😥

  • @plays4dayschannel651
    @plays4dayschannel651 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The Porsche here is the embodiment of “protect this man at all cost” meme lol. Everyone knows you never damage a Porsche 😂

  • @junito1008
    @junito1008 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    He has some feeling for the Porsche…He didn’t touch it !! 😂

  • @Vibe_Boss
    @Vibe_Boss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1572

    The amount of Jealousy in the world man is crazy 💀

    • @tylerbalthazor5708
      @tylerbalthazor5708 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      @Based_transition_Clocker You can just say you’re jealous too

    • @HYP.3R_
      @HYP.3R_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@tylerbalthazor5708fr man like why is he protecting that guy

    • @Niko-ys9ie
      @Niko-ys9ie หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Based_transition_Clockerlots of jealousy in your statement. Cry more fg

    • @HercMMA
      @HercMMA หลายเดือนก่อน

      What do they symbolize exactly , besides hard work? 😂😂😂​@Based_transition_Clocker

    • @HercMMA
      @HercMMA หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tylerbalthazor5708 the pussies in this world 😂😂😂

  • @scottimusprime8785
    @scottimusprime8785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    He in priest training school. He's practicing his baptizing skills

    • @Barefootclimber
      @Barefootclimber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So it's these damn priests that have been writing our cars 🤯

    • @jesusismaelgranados5660
      @jesusismaelgranados5660 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂no mamen mortales son seres terrenales con odio hasta a los seres terrenales que tienen esos objetos 👍😂😂😂

    • @guymontag9577
      @guymontag9577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not how any Church I've ever seen Baptises.

  • @Douken
    @Douken 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bro in his villain arc

  • @xoxo_gp7555
    @xoxo_gp7555 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    And Then he leave is finger print on the bottle what a smart guy

  • @HEC892
    @HEC892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    He was like “you didn’t tip , you didn’t , you cool , you didn’t tip”

    • @BlueRice
      @BlueRice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like eating at restaurants. Make sure you tip or else they can spit in your food the next time you come

    • @spacegrayn5470
      @spacegrayn5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carwash bet

    • @chrismusiclover9893
      @chrismusiclover9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlueRice sure and then i'll spit in thier faces and piss down the trachea 🤷 (you sound like the whiney little bitches who get butthurt over someone not tipping despite we customers aren't obligated to do so) I'll tip you if your not an asshole expecting handouts

    • @alexbermutant28
      @alexbermutant28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MyBaller1991 true, so if we want to stop tipping, we have to help the employees fight the fight to force employers to pay more. None of that “grab your boots by the strap” bullshit. It’s very apparent corporate America has gotten very greedy with paying livable wages while simultaneously inflating the cost of everything (including their assets) and expecting people not to complain?! Trippin.

    • @alexbermutant28
      @alexbermutant28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P.S at the very least people, if you don’t want to tip, don’t be an asshole customer. Be easy, it’s the least you can do. It’s always the needy ones that don’t tip too. Lol

  • @kinglxwz
    @kinglxwz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    Lmao he actually did skip the Porsche .

    • @SnowWow
      @SnowWow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr cow

    • @TurtleAsshole
      @TurtleAsshole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@SnowWow that Chinese meth is getting to you

    • @oh_knee7173
      @oh_knee7173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The cheapest car there

    • @matviyk3066
      @matviyk3066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@oh_knee7173 wrong, it’s a 991.2 gt3 rs(current market value $240k-$300k) it cost more than the r8, the i8, and that Ferrari

    • @kinglxwz
      @kinglxwz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matviyk3066 damn bruh tell me youre a car guy without telling me
      Youre a car guy

  • @CGHawkatoo
    @CGHawkatoo 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Dude did more damage than he can ever hope to afford in his life. 😱😭☠️

    • @Labu2312
      @Labu2312 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah, they exaggerated the DMG cost, definitely not cheap but also nowhere near as much as it said, maybe thousand s of dollars but definitely not hundreds of thousands, now if the guy scratched the paint a bit and poured a bit of mercury it's a whole different story since it would react with the aluminum pieces and spread all over the aluminum parts even worse if some parts of the motor are made of it since in that case the mercury would really damage the car, that's also why they NEVER allow you to get near a plane while you carry mercury or gallium unless they are perfectly sealed and stored in the back of the plane since a single drop like I said earlier, can really damage it

  • @Changingtesting
    @Changingtesting 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bros not even jealous. Bro just decided to live life AS misery itself

  • @MindsetCCG
    @MindsetCCG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    lol just left the bottle with his finger prints on it.

    • @1DS9
      @1DS9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They couldnt lift a print off that 🤣

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@1DS9 off a bottle?

    • @1DS9
      @1DS9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ryanvess6162 yup its like 5% chance you get a clean print

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      @@1DS9 lol ok Mr. forensic investigator

    • @sendculture
      @sendculture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      As someone who has lifted prints before, yes you can. You’d be surprised how well they turn out too!

  • @IZ_EDITZ4567
    @IZ_EDITZ4567 หลายเดือนก่อน +2809

    Bro took "jealous" to another level

    • @sba209
      @sba209 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Shyt if they don’t want em no more I’ll take em 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @EdgarHernandez-dq4vj
      @EdgarHernandez-dq4vj 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Bitter is what it looks like

    • @joseojeda2083
      @joseojeda2083 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Envious would be the word

    • @Justin-rt7yp
      @Justin-rt7yp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Nah this is deserved

    • @SlowMiat5
      @SlowMiat5 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@Justin-rt7ypand what makes you think that

  • @cow09
    @cow09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    In this world majority of humans have this feeling called "jealous"💀💀💀

  • @keithou4389
    @keithou4389 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bro's blessing the cars with holy water

  • @AlternativeState
    @AlternativeState 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Mans walking like a priest delivering holy water baths

    • @Prod.Lavure
      @Prod.Lavure หลายเดือนก่อน

      What?

    • @garytanck
      @garytanck 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol that's the first thing I thought of,,, he knows those cars are symbols of evil

  • @pucker_factor.2786
    @pucker_factor.2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Maybe 40k in damages. The homie left his fingerprints at the scene like a boss too. Smooth brain activity

    • @kylegreen378
      @kylegreen378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah pretty typical

    • @AGTactical
      @AGTactical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Smooth brain activity 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @thecommenter6839
      @thecommenter6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40k? Homie 40k will get maybe 3 of those cars repainted. He threw that shit all over the cars not on designated panels you can't just match a single panel to the rest of the car when there's a dime sized drop on the fender,roof,hood, door. It's gotta be stripped to look right again! But I agree smooth brain activity all day!

    • @pucker_factor.2786
      @pucker_factor.2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thecommenter6839 it damn sure ain’t 1.9 mill is all I’m saying, you probably right tho

    • @omletow6967
      @omletow6967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thecommenter6839 still not gonna come anywhere near 1.9mil in damages. Maybe if he torched all of them and they were written off but paint ain’t worth that much

  • @bobnewhart4318
    @bobnewhart4318 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Looks like he was sent on a mission by someone

  • @Kyrie3430
    @Kyrie3430 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The fact that he really left the bottle on the porsche with his fingerprints...
    You going to jail, u going to jail 😂

  • @luft8960
    @luft8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “HE AINT DONE YET” video ends

  • @tinkertom3683
    @tinkertom3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    So it's going to cost 1.9 million to respray the hoods of all these cars 🤔 I'm in the wrong business.

    • @isthatdave55
      @isthatdave55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      man, I can color within the lines where do I sign up at?

    • @bricksquad5304
      @bricksquad5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The entirety of all of these cars value is $1.9 million so unless they all got totaled for some peeling paint definitely not and even if they did he skipped the porch so it wouldn’t quite be 1.9 mill

    • @coo4522
      @coo4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah definitely only gonna cost a few thousand per car. 1.9m click bait :)

    • @No1reallydies
      @No1reallydies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can’t just resray the hood or else it will look like shit with the hood having brand new paint and the other parts of the car with the older paint probably a shade lighter due to the sun

    • @itb4255
      @itb4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@No1reallydies It's possible but that also doesn't mean the cars are totaled lol. People have insurance anyway so.

  • @robcarter533
    @robcarter533 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    😅 Thing izzz... That Porche looked at his ass like one of those cars from the CARS movie! Took him back a few years!

  • @zacchfromdalou9679
    @zacchfromdalou9679 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yall assuming the “fck off rich” man who cars them is ain’t probably deserve this is krazy😭💀🤧💯

  • @Driftak907
    @Driftak907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    When you need the insurance money to afford the gas

    • @imnothereforthefood7832
      @imnothereforthefood7832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank God someone else is thinking it i thought I had been watching too much dumb movies

    • @lnursalim
      @lnursalim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maybe he might work with local collision shop bc now the car owner has to get them repainted there

    • @urielsalas9265
      @urielsalas9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think gas is a concern for people paying the insurance on these cars.

    • @imnothereforthefood7832
      @imnothereforthefood7832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urielsalas9265 it's a joke, also the whole point of an insurance scam is to get paid out FROM the insurer so your argument is invalid
      Getting paid out means you get money and that money you can use to pay for this thing called gas
      Gas goes in your car btw

  • @Brian-ln1sz
    @Brian-ln1sz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    He’s like I remember the Porsche dude, he was actually nice to me.

  • @alvintamang9635
    @alvintamang9635 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    a random guy bless expensive cars with some holy water.

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    People really don’t think there’s consequences for actions anymore

  • @bcp092980
    @bcp092980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    At the end. He's like here my fingerprints.

    • @renaudvillacis8066
      @renaudvillacis8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Low iqs

    • @malcombe7001
      @malcombe7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a Muslim, nothing will be done, he has Allan on his side.

    • @binguyt8816
      @binguyt8816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@malcombe7001 u r saying allah and i dont think allah will save such peoples.

    • @NotLikeUs869
      @NotLikeUs869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fingerprints are very rarely used to catch low level criminals like this guy.

    • @malcombe7001
      @malcombe7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@binguyt8816
      No, Alan, saying it correctly is a compliment.

  • @joshuajanuary3847
    @joshuajanuary3847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    I’m just glad he left the bikes alone 😁

    • @scipioafricanus6979
      @scipioafricanus6979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was about to say that 😅

    • @johnrhodes101875
      @johnrhodes101875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh man ain't that the truth anything but the bikes you must have good taste too

    • @Xxlibra1018xX
      @Xxlibra1018xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came in here to say just that lol

    • @grimmywizard
      @grimmywizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brother 😂

    • @jkjjhffd6579
      @jkjjhffd6579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I assume yall love motorcycles just as much as I do

  • @absentgaming7851
    @absentgaming7851 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you for hurting all poor people by increasing insurance rates and not hurting the owners of the cars at all.

  • @darkNovaskar
    @darkNovaskar 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Even criminals fall victim to the Porsche puppy dog eyes 🥺

    • @S11lent
      @S11lent 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it.

  • @kevinuploadingwhatever
    @kevinuploadingwhatever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    "1.9 million dollars of damage" - 🤡

    • @lcs7011
      @lcs7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Paint job is about 5k ..... rest of the car is fine

    • @stefan514
      @stefan514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ابو عمر الجبوري that's only true if the paint job is a sign of an accident and no, even in those cases the hit in selling price isn't huge, if the work is done by qualified companies.
      Repainting itself doesn't have an effect on anything

    • @randomdude4110
      @randomdude4110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @ابو عمر الجبوري Do you also think having your car washed makes it lose its value too? 😂😂😂

    • @randomdude4110
      @randomdude4110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ابو عمر الجبوري So what is the issue? If you are selling your used car, why not hire a professional to do a proper fix? Most people probably don't want stock colors and would be glad to pay more if you can show them the quality work. There are plenty of places to sell exotic cars around the world at any given time.

    • @randomdude4110
      @randomdude4110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ابو عمر الجبوري I guess you don't have access to good affordable bodyshops, you had a bad experience before? In my country it's not too hard, make a lot of calls, do some diligence and research, and it wouldn't be too hard to find someone that would want their car with a custom coat.

  • @timbaland916
    @timbaland916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    The fact that he skipped the GT2 lets me know he’s a real one 😂😂😂

    • @mar114
      @mar114 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      that’s an gt3rs

    • @lloyd2929
      @lloyd2929 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Stop guessing and say Porsche.

    • @timbaland916
      @timbaland916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@lloyd2929 It could even be a Porsche Cayenne E-Hybrid

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      gt3rs dude

    • @G82Watts
      @G82Watts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Idk but it aint 190k lol mark up on the higher end porsches are insane

  • @grisben
    @grisben 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Looks like he’s christening them with Holy Water 😂

  • @JamesBond-lh2ib
    @JamesBond-lh2ib 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Porche seems like it’s the only car that gets the most respect from the community in general, not underrated an not too overrated 💀💯

  • @ankl3shank3r85
    @ankl3shank3r85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "1.9 mil in damage" they act like he totaled their cars 😂🤦

    • @uncomfortableshirt3870
      @uncomfortableshirt3870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People are dumb as fuck

    • @dingusfuzzklonnkt2755
      @dingusfuzzklonnkt2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're talking about collector value they do not want repaints so the pos did ruin the cars. When they go to sell their $500,000 car they have to try to disclose some DA threw paint stripper on the hood. I don't know about you but if I had $500,000 for a car it wouldn't be a repaint

    • @jamesblunt1915
      @jamesblunt1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You act like 1.9 million is chump change. How rich are you 🤔

    • @ankl3shank3r85
      @ankl3shank3r85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@jamesblunt1915 he didn't do 1.9 mil in damage lmao probably like 50-100k

    • @chrismusiclover9893
      @chrismusiclover9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ankl3shank3r85 even at that i'd say it's around $75k to paint the tiny ass spots the guy "messed up" lmao people act like paint is made of gold shit's halarious

  • @bensmith1629
    @bensmith1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    He's just blessing the cars with holy water.

    • @MattSeconds
      @MattSeconds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop copying every comment on here, it's annoying

    • @bensmith1629
      @bensmith1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattSeconds
      The only comment I read here is your crying ass comment.
      You crying f clown.

    • @thatoneguy6233
      @thatoneguy6233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MattSeconds hey you're right he should've capitalized "Holy"

    • @fireyouth7081
      @fireyouth7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MattSeconds it ain't gonna stop so why complain about it? If it's soooooooo annoying then stop looking at the comment section 🤡🤡

    • @MattSeconds
      @MattSeconds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fireyouth7081 Stop your whining, it's embarrassing

  • @Jand101
    @Jand101 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All of a sudden, a bunch of floodlights come on and the American national anthem starts playing

  • @Dannyyzeee
    @Dannyyzeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Not 1.9m in damage. They just need the hoods repainted, maybe 20-30k

    • @ppredmore7085
      @ppredmore7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Each.

    • @PDXEVO
      @PDXEVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My thoughts exactly

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ppredmore7085 Still not even close to the price of the entire car

    • @Apollo-Computers
      @Apollo-Computers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What you mean? Those cars are now totaled!

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shhhh this guys trying to get insurance to cover youre gonna blow it

  • @travispeterson9549
    @travispeterson9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Damn totaled them all with the paint stripper??? Crazzzy

    • @CameoliRavioli
      @CameoliRavioli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ikr 😂

    • @PanameraTurboSEHybrid
      @PanameraTurboSEHybrid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      If the owners are smart enought to have PPF. This was laughable.

    • @CoffeeAndBusiness
      @CoffeeAndBusiness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao yup

    • @HHesh
      @HHesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PanameraTurboSEHybrid slide right off 😭

    • @Gursers14
      @Gursers14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If that was the case people would say “here’s $5k, sprinkle some paint thinner on these cars.”

  • @magnetikphrequence
    @magnetikphrequence 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is why you must stay away from envious and jealous people. The quicker you can identify them and keep out of your life the better your life will be. 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @labounti
    @labounti 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "That Beetle with a wing is cool"

  • @shidolamasu2889
    @shidolamasu2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Man was like damn that’s a fine Porsche I’ll just leave it

    • @trapr1993
      @trapr1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he was like damn thats ugly af Aint no one even going to buy it or pay for repairs

    • @eat_my_haas4453
      @eat_my_haas4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@trapr1993 nah cuh that’s the best car in there

    • @chacorta8306
      @chacorta8306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trapr1993 you give women a bad name, this is why men usually keep them out of car conversations.

    • @shidolamasu2889
      @shidolamasu2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trapr1993 only a car guy can understand my comment so whatever…

    • @G82Watts
      @G82Watts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@trapr1993u drive a dodge..

  • @richardike2342
    @richardike2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Insane jealousy overwhelmed him.

    • @ScottLucian
      @ScottLucian 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What makes me sleep well at night is knowing that man is a loser and will forever be a loser. 😂
      Don’t let crap like this bring you down, King. 👑 💪

    • @TinRapper
      @TinRapper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Fatherless

    • @malcomx1924
      @malcomx1924 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@TinRapperprobs a borderhopperr

    • @djejrjrj
      @djejrjrj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@malcomx1924relax u inbred twink

    • @32oz_Modelo
      @32oz_Modelo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@malcomx1924stupid backwet 😂

  • @yassinvnoord
    @yassinvnoord 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Only guy to hate harder than kendrick😂

  • @2147B
    @2147B 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro owns an autobody/paint shop.

  • @Anonymuz1
    @Anonymuz1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Bro is a spy from porshe lmao

    • @lukegrant9526
      @lukegrant9526 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And Rover ofc 😂

  • @fwix771
    @fwix771 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    My guy just earned himself 5000 community service hours 😭

    • @epaminon6196
      @epaminon6196 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The same amount White collar criminals get for causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages, right?

    • @WickedLobstah978
      @WickedLobstah978 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      200,000 hours

  • @Weezwr
    @Weezwr 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was relieved to see he decided not to mess with the Porsche..

    • @S11lent
      @S11lent 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      lol, porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it.
      I'm a Porsche fan..

  • @vjponc2
    @vjponc2 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude was the new cat in the hood marking his terrain with bottled piss

  • @gabriellezli5826
    @gabriellezli5826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Honestly I see why he skipped the Porsche, even though gt3 rs is one of my favorite cars when you see that gray in person it’s just too sexy

    • @justincase9888
      @justincase9888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that.s the reason why beautyfull women shouldn.t get tattoos. You also don.t put a bumpersticker on a Porsche

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justincase9888 people don't get tattoos for other people, they get it for themselves. Lol

  • @datsunracer9378
    @datsunracer9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I'm so glad that he spared the V6 Charger and the Nissan Altima.🙏😔🙏

  • @strafeaway
    @strafeaway 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The birds 2 seconds after when i cleaned a car

  • @McShewl
    @McShewl 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro left his prints on the bottle he left 😂

  • @90Ferd
    @90Ferd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Aw man these cars are totalled now, I can imagine them going strait to the junkyard with this fatal paint damage...

    • @J.0.E
      @J.0.E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right the horror

    • @mylittlepony7477
      @mylittlepony7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man I got a buffalo, some hen and 2 cats, wanna trade them for that junk of a 4 wheeler you about to crush?

    • @angelo.3463
      @angelo.3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if the drivers made it…😔

    • @pratik.8156
      @pratik.8156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes i will only pay 500$ for this cars🤢

    • @meatsy1
      @meatsy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro just put some polisher on

  • @seenoevl6129
    @seenoevl6129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Plot twist: he was a priest just was tryn to blessed the drivers for there safe race

    • @The_Bradleinater
      @The_Bradleinater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i saw on the news it was just holy water🤣

  • @downtownnikka
    @downtownnikka 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh look, A jealous man that never applied himself to anything.
    "Wheres my handout!"

  • @edijsansbergs5281
    @edijsansbergs5281 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Anyone who uses clickbaits should be punished by a law.

  • @s.andr1024s
    @s.andr1024s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    “1.9mill in damage” don’t act like you’d have to buy a new car just cuz this, maybe a new paint job but not a whole car

    • @Clorox__Bleach
      @Clorox__Bleach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Truthfully speaking, maybe not 1.9 mil but those cars probably caused tens of thousands to low hundreds of thousands in damage. A lot of low mileage cars like that are used by people to hold value. For cars like that a repaint drops the value by tens of thousands. Still not nearly the 1.9m but a lot of money.

    • @kylebutterfield2461
      @kylebutterfield2461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it is probably including depreciation in value due to it needing a new paint job, first paint job is always worth the most

    • @glenbutler5561
      @glenbutler5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Costs alot to paint some of those cars.

    • @kazuya4133
      @kazuya4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see
      the damage maybe exaggerated
      but the car will go drop in value due to a new paint job

    • @remyche8768
      @remyche8768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd want a write off

  • @BigFlopperino
    @BigFlopperino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "1.9million dollars in damage"
    Yes, all the vehicles must be replaced because of a couple drops worth of paint damage

    • @Jake-li7ih
      @Jake-li7ih 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably just water anyway

    • @vEvilExecutioner
      @vEvilExecutioner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My thoughts aswell hes not masked or anything i'd say its just a stunt by the owners friend and its just water in the bottle

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not to mention that the cars aren't even worth the prices shown

    • @GuitarDaddyo
      @GuitarDaddyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear ya man.

    • @SamanthaP48
      @SamanthaP48 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could’ve said damage to $1.9 million worth of property. Regardless I just watched a Tesla get keyed on the side $5000 (4,800 of we want to get technical) worth of paint damage just for a key mark. Nevertheless this is an EXTENSIVE amount of damage.

  • @ccarrera951
    @ccarrera951 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    spared the Porsche . thanks . kind enough to leave the bottle on the Lambo , fingerprints and all . super smart . turns out it was the recently laid off car detailer for the business .

  • @MagiKKarpets
    @MagiKKarpets 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That's a death sentence if he done that to my car.

  • @knorrepotje22
    @knorrepotje22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Sure let’s just asume the damage was the same as the list prices for the sake of a good YT title

    • @hebdrheh6345
      @hebdrheh6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The guy also ended cracking the windshield on some and full on stomped 2 holes through either rr or lambo

    • @gimmethemshoes3938
      @gimmethemshoes3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hebdrheh6345 where did you see this, because it sounds like you just made that up.

    • @hebdrheh6345
      @hebdrheh6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gimmethemshoes3938 I saw the second half of this video somewhere where he ended up jumping on top of one of the cars and started stomping on the windshield and cracked it and ended up putting a hole through it

    • @whoshotme7001
      @whoshotme7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao you mad?

    • @saturation2095
      @saturation2095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hebdrheh6345 wasn't that a different video

  • @thehorsecockexpress1068
    @thehorsecockexpress1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Left the bottle with his fingerprints, that double digit IQ

    • @eh6971
      @eh6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doing this shit is double digit IQ.

    • @konata736
      @konata736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eh6971 OH yeah as if cops will waste the time and money dusting finger prints for something rich people insurance already covers.

    • @David-jh8mp
      @David-jh8mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is probably already dissolved in acid bath.

    • @infinity002
      @infinity002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@konata736 actually there was caes where Cops did do that. a lad had thsi Lamborghini which was Hella costly. a thief broke in and damaged his car for god knows why, he demanded and used his power to rain down hell on that thief because first camera evidence and 2 fingerprint. He couldn't afford the fine and went to jail. Moral of the story, don't ever touch someone else's property even if he is rich or poor

    • @infinity002
      @infinity002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@konata736 like the lad had insurance, but he was Hella crazy over the fact that his poor baby was hurt by a thief. The thief could come again too. So all hell broke loose and now the thief is living like 5 years in jail, think 5, probably. He's got a shitty life to come as well, my man is Hella influencial. Idk why this stupid thief even thought of doing that, dumb people dumb endings I guess.

  • @thatrandomgamer7169
    @thatrandomgamer7169 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Porsche owner gonna get surrounded and be like "I don't know who did it" 😅😂😅

    • @S11lent
      @S11lent 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it.

  • @Whitehalo117
    @Whitehalo117 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro woke up and chose violence and jail

  • @Anon_2025
    @Anon_2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Everyone's saying he has good taste because he skipped the Porsche, in reality, he was creating the main suspect to the crime.

    • @fernandoabascal6295
      @fernandoabascal6295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You overthinked it, in the most absurd way.

    • @Anon_2025
      @Anon_2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fernandoabascal6295 it's called a joke.. don't overthink it

    • @kilog8366
      @kilog8366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anon_2025 Hah got em

    • @SuperiorDefense
      @SuperiorDefense ปีที่แล้ว

      The Porsche can be sold they're still highly desirable, the rest of the cars are not. We are heading into a recession so we will see a lot of insurance scams. Hire a meth head for $500 to "vandalize" cars at your dealership and collect cash since you can't sell used exotics in a recession especially in Pima county.

    • @Anon_2025
      @Anon_2025 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperiorDefense um excuse me but....who tf asked you, crackhead?

  • @DSTEP747
    @DSTEP747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    "Here's my fingers prints"
    Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @zachster2016
      @zachster2016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fingerprints are usually just for murder

    • @dealincat933
      @dealincat933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cops don’t check fingerprints Lol

    • @Yeah_Nahhh
      @Yeah_Nahhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dealincat933 are u stupid?

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dealincat933 bruh what 🤣. Yes tf they do.

    • @SMC4free
      @SMC4free 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsReplayBro only if people were harmed or killed i think

  • @Heheha98
    @Heheha98 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hes the one friend that left the group saying he was held back. Bro was holding them back 😂

  • @masupildula
    @masupildula 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro hit em with the" f*ck u, f*ck u, ur cool, f*ck u I'm out" aah

  • @wiseman2732
    @wiseman2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    He has paint Workshop in the corner!!! He's hoping to milk these rich guys🙃😁

    • @bakalurx
      @bakalurx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate people who scam like this

    • @dramatyst5661
      @dramatyst5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it ain't coming out of the rich people's pockets , there is something called comprehensive coverage on an insurance policy and I guarantee these people have $0 deductible

    • @devilsson6660
      @devilsson6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Itll buff out

  • @DopepusherNash
    @DopepusherNash 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Bro spared the Porsche 😂😂😂

  • @justbananurz1536
    @justbananurz1536 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Ah yes and now let me leave the bottle so I can be easier to track down”

  • @pamotorsports763
    @pamotorsports763 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He skipped the Porsche. Least he had good taste but not too smart leaving bottle w finger prints on it. 😂

  • @JamesWhite-mb8mg
    @JamesWhite-mb8mg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he finally gets his first new car at age 43, someone will steal his tires in his drive way.

    • @stayboosted1966
      @stayboosted1966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or they could just blast him to tenbucktwo for fucking up their super cars

    • @drsrsv8884
      @drsrsv8884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good

  • @RyderGroveSt
    @RyderGroveSt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    When your neighbor’s tired of you waking him up early every weekend with loud exhaust

    • @deltasixgaming
      @deltasixgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats when you do the Polished Aluminum Finish and Make it 4x as Loud and start Remote Starting at 12am 2am 4am and 6am

    • @DA_BEEEEEAAAAAAMS
      @DA_BEEEEEAAAAAAMS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why you make it louder and rep past their house

    • @smipy
      @smipy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You busta! Straight busta!

    • @ElSikario100
      @ElSikario100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deltasixgaming yeah but now you're both not sleeping

    • @9271.
      @9271. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In a bmw i8? 😂😂

  • @PowerfulOnes
    @PowerfulOnes 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Feels like some sort of insurance fraud

  • @ethanbrown3879
    @ethanbrown3879 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Buddy left fingerprints for the cops😊

  • @Bendoverz34
    @Bendoverz34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you’re jealous lol

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Looks that way doesn’t it or he’s been paid to do it.

    • @lonemaus562
      @lonemaus562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck then lmao those Rich people don’t give a shit about you bro they scam there way to the top while your work your ass off for scraps

    • @KatoSento
      @KatoSento 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like just goonin

  • @d3mitchus593
    @d3mitchus593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The dude with the Porsche in on it
    He sent that lackey.

  • @Major_Kiid
    @Major_Kiid 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    HE LEFT HIS FINGER PRINTS THOUGH 😅😅😅

  • @hacklaurent9412
    @hacklaurent9412 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And few days later it goes " my boy never hurt nobody he didnt deserve this "

  • @420rollone2
    @420rollone2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guy was probably paid good money to do this so they could get insurance money !

    • @woenow6940
      @woenow6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly 💯

    • @jacobrameriz8888
      @jacobrameriz8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@woenow6940 hella fake ! All for the insurance money place was shut down 😂 could tell from beginning it was fake.