Barstool Pizza Review - Lou Malnati's (Chicago)

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  • Dave hits another iconic Chicago deep-dish joint in Lou Malnatis. A passerby grabs a slice and goes completely against the rules.
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  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5248

    One homeless guy, everyone knows the Chicago rules.

    • @gregreeb4729
      @gregreeb4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Hahahahahhahhhaahaahahaah dam man that was 90% of my experience in downtown Chicago

    • @jeffmeyers9128
      @jeffmeyers9128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @#TEAM TRUMP Nah in Chiraq the bums downtown are just that; bums. A lot of scammers too. Gotta have street smarts there as a tourist.

    • @steveorino3073
      @steveorino3073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      From someone that’s lived 30 mins south of the city my whole life it’s not as dangerous as it seems other than a few areas that nobody even goes.

    • @devindaniels710
      @devindaniels710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not nearly as many as NYC from my experience

    • @RosinGoblin
      @RosinGoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @#TEAM TRUMP where you live steger?

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4920

    One basketball jersey in a Woman’s Medium, everyone knows the rules.

    • @unnamed2000
      @unnamed2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ahahahhahahahah

    • @fagbag9553
      @fagbag9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unnamed2000 joe BAHAMA MAMA bahahahaha

    • @Bostonroad1992
      @Bostonroad1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha hahhahaha 100

    • @dh-uo4lt
      @dh-uo4lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do get it please explain!

    • @bryguy9231
      @bryguy9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭

  • @burnbluefox
    @burnbluefox ปีที่แล้ว +282

    This guy is a warrior. Gives his food to the homeless, they leak their drippings all over his fresh slices, he powers through the pain of boiling hot sauce, passer by people shout and interrupt, a young sage comes and interrupts too but refuses the offering.

    • @GFkilla17
      @GFkilla17 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jon8004 patterns

    • @phantom2k858
      @phantom2k858 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@jon8004he is black , I'm not a racist 😂

    • @dustinjd
      @dustinjd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jon8004 It's likely a joke. He's putting out crazy homeless guy vibes, don't make this any more than it is.

    • @garrettchapman8170
      @garrettchapman8170 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro i was like..
      If the dam president of pizza offers you a dam slice.. You take it and fucking inhale it....
      What a loser.😂

    • @damitzdesign
      @damitzdesign 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s either homeless or a Flavor Flav impersonator ⏰

  • @peterparker9214
    @peterparker9214 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    My grandfather is the most stereotypical Italian man you’ll ever meet. He’s from Italy, moved to Chicago back in the 50s and opened up a successful suit shop. He’s got the most ridiculous Italian accent that my dad always mimicked and it was hysterical…he would take us to Lou Malnatis every damn time we went to his house, it was hands down his favorite place to grab a slice. Those trips are what made me into the pizza lover I am today.
    Good pizza, good times.

  • @galbow6770
    @galbow6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    In under 7 minutes, this video gives you the entire Chicago cultural experience.

    • @alhenro
      @alhenro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Facts

    • @90whatever
      @90whatever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So true...I have such a love-hate thing with Chicago being from the Green Bay area and having relatives there. Love visiting but holy shit some aspects of Chicago get on my nerves when down there for more than a few days at a time.

    • @microspect
      @microspect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      except being shot

    • @whoub4neway
      @whoub4neway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cultural experience
      New York - Whatever,..We are what it is beotch,..I got your culture right here,..ask the media,..hell yes,..and ask your mother too
      Chicago - Go F yourself,.don't judge,..lest you be judged,..have you tried the Italian beef yet dumb ass? Mean streets!!Good eats!!
      Detroit -Dark,..cold,..dirty,..soooo sad,...pop pop,..another one bites the dust,..no reason no rhyme,.just a matter of time,..no hope
      Like a snake who eats it's own tail these cities are failing,..All democratic strongholds for decades,..and you let them fuck you in your ass for so many years,..I think you like it,...cancel me if you want but you know I'm right,..hike that ass up girl and grind it,..twerk it for Claus beotch!!!
      I'm just some Detroit Whigger from straight out the trailer,..I've seen all that,..I've been all that,..I changed,..now what are you gonna' do?
      See you at the voting booth,..wonder who you will vote for? I know!!! TWERK TWERK OOOO YEAH,..DOOO MEEE BABY!!!!! NWO all the way!

    • @presouz5
      @presouz5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @cpy
    @cpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    That dude walking off with the pizza was hilarious.
    Ok man, 1-10
    ......and he's gone

    • @jbouchard1780
      @jbouchard1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      im literally dying. I'm surprised there arent more comments on it lol. just looks at camera man "is he gone?"

    • @WarriorGrind
      @WarriorGrind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's not hilarious at all. Dude's a bum.

    • @Sebas-lj1gt
      @Sebas-lj1gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@WarriorGrind it was pretty damn hilarious, you fucking tool.

    • @MrFutballFanatic
      @MrFutballFanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he just gone?

    • @MIKExVICKx7
      @MIKExVICKx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WarriorGrind exactly hes crazy

  • @terrapingee
    @terrapingee ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Guy just sticks his paw in and grabs a slice, lol, and Portnoy rolls with it. Davey-boy, you’re a good man

  • @diogitalk
    @diogitalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This was the best and most chaotic pizza review I have ever seen.

    • @tonyblack3401
      @tonyblack3401 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Checkout Joe and Pats. 🤣

    • @diogitalk
      @diogitalk ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tonyblack3401 holy shit, you weren't kidding lmao

    • @tonyblack3401
      @tonyblack3401 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diogitalk totally off the wall! 🤣

    • @brosciencegutfeelings7058
      @brosciencegutfeelings7058 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was gonna say, you obviously haven’t seen Joe and pats review..

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tonyblack3401 oh man

  • @trainofaaron
    @trainofaaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    Homeless guy knew when his time was done not like chad over there.

    • @yani2499
      @yani2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao

    • @abz5485
      @abz5485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @3SevenStangVids
      @3SevenStangVids ปีที่แล้ว +5

      um hes not homeless... did you assume that for some reason ?

    • @tear728
      @tear728 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chad was a nice guy

    • @Motoko1134
      @Motoko1134 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3SevenStangVids hes a crackhead, definitely homeless

  • @brandoniwabo2558
    @brandoniwabo2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3290

    The black dude is some kind of shaman, he turned that pizza crust into a bird. 6:13

    • @mikesmetal
      @mikesmetal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      omg my sides hahaha

    • @MeLikeGuns
      @MeLikeGuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Holy shit this video is cursed.

    • @michaelst.pierre9449
      @michaelst.pierre9449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Seriously, wtf was that? I thought he threw a piece of crust up in the air, but it never came back down 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @the77don
      @the77don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Hate to be that guy, but it was the animation for the homeless guys score to come in lol. The thrown crust was actually the rating animation.

    • @brandoniwabo2558
      @brandoniwabo2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      it's clearly a bird you kill joy, no one actually thought the guy was a shaman summoning wild animals from the palm of his hand. You think they guy editing this made an animation for the score in the shape of a flapping bird, edited bird wing sounds then put a reflection of a bird taking off on the side of the car?

  • @nicholascoin9327
    @nicholascoin9327 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    " you gotta score it 1-10 that's what I do" "and he's gone"..😂😂🤣

  • @pillipsim3920
    @pillipsim3920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Lol I really like the interaction this guy has with random people, and how he treats them well

  • @squatchlandadventures7654
    @squatchlandadventures7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    You had a whole other hemisphere of pizza to grab from. You grabbed the neighbor slice to god knows what was on homeboys dirty hands.

    • @stevenrinestuff4544
      @stevenrinestuff4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Squatchland Adventures some people just don’t care

    • @aman888
      @aman888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      this comment even more relevant in 2020

    • @gman2506
      @gman2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Man yeah

    • @jakemahoney5527
      @jakemahoney5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I just spent the last 10 min laughing at this comment

    • @gman2506
      @gman2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jake Mahoney Same

  • @dankdaddy6503
    @dankdaddy6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    For being a pizza guy, he sure does get bodied by the boxes frequently

    • @EverDayBest
      @EverDayBest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can't you tell his toughguy vibe is fake?

    • @bradleyhommerson6541
      @bradleyhommerson6541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its bc he's actually quite dumb tbh

    • @seancameron2370
      @seancameron2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doesn’t know how to open a pizza box 🥴 what a moron

    • @gat2asp919
      @gat2asp919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because they do one slice in NY

    • @benjaminkemper5876
      @benjaminkemper5876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tf is he doing with that box lmao, that's too much

  • @DC-op7wu
    @DC-op7wu ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've never seen someone so good to fans as Dave is. Everyone knows the rules.

  • @Wowreally42
    @Wowreally42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "and he's gone" made me laugh so hard everyone in my entire building heard it!

  • @SatanEatsJesus
    @SatanEatsJesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "is he just gone?"
    Welcome to Chicago, homie 🤣

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    this dude is so chill, other youtubers would reject them and say they're making a video and edit it out.

    • @skulltagfilms
      @skulltagfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You got me with that profile pic sheeesh

    • @mesyoup.3zy
      @mesyoup.3zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He’s not a youtuber

    • @user-fw9ku6gy9d
      @user-fw9ku6gy9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its bc dave likes the attention

    • @quichrlyn
      @quichrlyn ปีที่แล้ว

      have you had this experience or no? if not why do you say that

    • @TheTailors1
      @TheTailors1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just tried to wipe a stray eyelash off my screen.

  • @RubyG5923
    @RubyG5923 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    The fact this dude lets random homeless people put there hands all over his pizza and he doesnt even care blows my mind.

    • @phamgiaanhhoang9767
      @phamgiaanhhoang9767 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      and proceed to eat the slice right next to it🤢

    • @masturbates
      @masturbates ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dave loves to blow.. your mind, my shaft

    • @MeloneKidd
      @MeloneKidd ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's all I could think about

    • @Mattdoggydogg9909
      @Mattdoggydogg9909 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caught him off guard. I probably would of gave the guy some pizza too but got the slice of pizza I ate from a different part. Also would of gave something to clean his hands with before he grabs a slice.

    • @DogMeatDelicious
      @DogMeatDelicious ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Idk man since the pandemic bullshit people been way too 'clean'. You touch doors, phones, money etc etc. How does a homeless guy touching food you're not even eating make it gross?

  • @TheCountBlackula1978
    @TheCountBlackula1978 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I use to work for them. They will scoure the earth to get the best fresh ingredients. They will even ship water from Chicago to Phoenix for the pizza dough. For me if you like deep dish pizza, this is the best.

    • @ChanceWilkinsTwin
      @ChanceWilkinsTwin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do you mean from Phoenix to Chicago? Cause he's in Chicago

  • @CFproductionsTV
    @CFproductionsTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    “I thought midwesterners were supposed to be nice” he said, May, and gratitude.. never seen a more polite person lol

    • @rickk315
      @rickk315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Being from the Midwest, the chicago area to be exact, and can tell you that's a myth. Mostly perpetuated by people who have never been there.

    • @HSRAVENS
      @HSRAVENS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rickk315 Well I'm from St. Louis and people here are really nice so 🤷‍♂️

    • @qasimhassan7581
      @qasimhassan7581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He only acted kind so he could get on the man's good side and then take the pizza.

    • @Totalballa41
      @Totalballa41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      everywhere but the cities are nice

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Totalballa41 same thing down here in the south. Southern hospitality is damn near dead in the cities

  • @bresidentpoejiden8253
    @bresidentpoejiden8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Portnoy: "Alright 1-10 what do you give it"
    Homeless guy: 👍👍

  • @paulevans6066
    @paulevans6066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I’m from Chicago and not even a big deep dish guy but a Lou’s deep dish with spinach, pepperoni, and garlic with the buttercrust is literally crack

    • @thepalatrpro
      @thepalatrpro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Agreed!

    • @user-Vegas1
      @user-Vegas1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      MALANATIS??

    • @jakenight5147
      @jakenight5147 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      literally?

    • @nevinkuser9892
      @nevinkuser9892 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where is Lou's?

    • @user-qo1gk2kj3e
      @user-qo1gk2kj3e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like ass crack?

  • @bridgetdraper5146
    @bridgetdraper5146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a native of Chicago i would like to thank you for giving that man a slice of your pizza. Thank you for your kindness to a stranger! I am very sad just walked off without thanking you for your kindness to a stranger.

    • @jondoe4664
      @jondoe4664 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did thank him. He said "gratitude" and tried to fist bump Dave. It was just kind of lost in the conversation because Dave kept talking.

  • @Sweet_Spot_Breaks
    @Sweet_Spot_Breaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    6:13 did that guy raise his hand and a pigeon flew out of it? Pizza wizard!

    • @omieg89
      @omieg89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 😂 😂

  • @MattFoleysGhost
    @MattFoleysGhost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    Bro. You're IN a Barstool Review. You don't need a selfie.

    • @80teg
      @80teg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      AND he denied the slice offered to him. You don't do that to Barstool Review. If I already was full from lunch I would have wrapped it with the Saran wrap and taken it for later.

    • @osvaldogil4020
      @osvaldogil4020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      riproar11 man fuck being full from lunch, if you’re gonna take a slice you better eat it and score it

    • @mikeallison3537
      @mikeallison3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don’t think he really knew what was happening or just felt awkward if front of the camera

    • @gmartinez9045
      @gmartinez9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That dude was annoying

  • @moltenaura5418
    @moltenaura5418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I like that it's completely different from what he's used to and he still gave it a fair score.

  • @10onpump5
    @10onpump5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Born and raised in the northwest burbs of Chicago. Lou Malnati’s is god tier pizza. Moved to New England and have told every living person I have met out there about it’s greatness. Obviously they think I’m clinically insane when I try and describe the sauce/crust to them, but I don’t care. If I end up on death row, my final meal will be a butter crust cheese pizza from them, deep dish of course.

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m from california and used to go here when I’d visit family. It’s equally iconic to me. Its just that good.

    • @matthewmercer2477
      @matthewmercer2477 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zach3955 Any pizza from anywhere is prob better than Ca pizza. A freakn chesse stick on a brick over carboard w all sauce and no cheese.

    • @oxanalangley9131
      @oxanalangley9131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had Lous and Gino's frozen. Lous is better. But I doubt the frozen does the fresh in person justice. I've made my own Butter crust deep dish and love it tremendously. And I am from New England. I may order Lous dough. Where u at in New England

    • @saitodosan9377
      @saitodosan9377 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Meanwhile I'm trying to move out of New England and to Chicago so I can experience the greatness that is deep dish pizza more often haha

    • @GoldenMean743
      @GoldenMean743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chuckbuskee I like Lou's, but whenever I go home, I have to have Giordanos.

  • @number51oco
    @number51oco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    Eats pizza for a living, doesn't know how to open a pizza box. Malanatis LOL

    • @sundaynightdrunk
      @sundaynightdrunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      To be fair, those Chicago pizza boxes are different than in NYC, or most of the midwest. The tabs at the front are what messes people up. A NY pizza box just opens up, suitcase style.

    • @JG-id5vi
      @JG-id5vi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ive never seen a pizza box like that in my life untill I saw these videos.

    • @NickPags-iz9rc
      @NickPags-iz9rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boston ma same also from Boston lol

    • @BaniC17
      @BaniC17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Malnatis*

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This idiot is a man child. Eats fucking cheese pizza and thinks he has a great palate lol

  • @wetfart1387able
    @wetfart1387able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Lou Mal-A-Natis" Way to add the extra syllable Dave!

  • @GarC170
    @GarC170 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of my favorite reviews hands down. Even beyond all the craziness front and center the amount of RBF in the background is legendary.

  • @alexloaiza1834
    @alexloaiza1834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You gone have to talk to people in Chicago whether you want to or not 😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @bensonnick169
    @bensonnick169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Trash Caleb" is one of the most AWKWARD human beings ever 😂😂

    • @mro234
      @mro234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's chill

    • @OGS2099
      @OGS2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not really, he was cool af actually.

  • @saskscott26
    @saskscott26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Where are we Frankie? Everyone knows the rules. Theres no pizza in the box just crust! No one knows the rules about that. Do you have a slice of cheese in your pocket? Maybe a kraft single?

    • @greenisnotnick
      @greenisnotnick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      saskscottlucky yes

    • @chribrandt
      @chribrandt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was quick, dude!!

    • @osmoticmonk
      @osmoticmonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      frankie you know I never give perfect tens, but you were always a perfect 10...in my heart.

    • @applelynch6980
      @applelynch6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol Gus

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait Frankie I got my phone still here! I'll call back at the office.
      I'm not getting through. Dammit one bar everybody knows the rules.

  • @markspear1891
    @markspear1891 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Get the man a paper plate. 😀

    • @methus57
      @methus57 ปีที่แล้ว

      hell with that - let him get his own paper plate

  • @james8156
    @james8156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dave is a genuine guy👍🏻

  • @diaryofasummer
    @diaryofasummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Lmfao the guy that asked for a slice was a CLASSIC CHICAGO BUM. love this city!

    • @nunu3211
      @nunu3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      racist piece of trash

    • @diaryofasummer
      @diaryofasummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@nunu3211 I’m from 73rd and Ada fam, not only am I not racists but you must be a classic Chicago Bum as to why you got all bent out of shape about that hahahahahah get yo bum ass outta here bihhhhhhhh

    • @paulgosu2773
      @paulgosu2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@nunu3211 he isn’t wrong though. Nothing about race

    • @diaryofasummer
      @diaryofasummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@paulgosu2773 THANK YOU!!!! Nothing at all to do with race, there are classic Chicago bums in all colors hahaha. Bill Bradley is a small minded, non humorous, BUM!!!!!
      Haha BUM BRADLEY!!!

    • @TruthTellerTV
      @TruthTellerTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diaryofasummer lmao

  • @professionalcommenter5
    @professionalcommenter5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    3:07 - two asian girls take one look at el pres and says - yea lets go the other way

    • @cba000abc000
      @cba000abc000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brian
      Pathetic pink incel human slug. Back to your basement & chiken tendies.

    • @SkullK3y
      @SkullK3y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@cba000abc000 Yikes. Projecting much? He just made a simple humorous comment.

    • @elisemueller9967
      @elisemueller9967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a weird thing to say

    • @professionalcommenter5
      @professionalcommenter5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elise miller what’s weird?

    • @jalalkphilosophy
      @jalalkphilosophy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SkullK3y Gdertcnjiireahj is a white knight mangina simp

  • @disenchanter
    @disenchanter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lou Malnati's - sounds eerily like "Illuminati's "

    • @AntiBOtix
      @AntiBOtix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the All Seeing Pie

  • @nolimit9846
    @nolimit9846 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for being kind to that person who asked for a slice 😂

  • @ThisIsMyLyric
    @ThisIsMyLyric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    It is PHENOMENAL how he hasn't figured out how to properly open a god damn pizza box in Chicago.

    • @jakewastaken
      @jakewastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously though. Just pop the tabs, lol.

    • @stevevenn1
      @stevevenn1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoosh

    • @scotts1356
      @scotts1356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It IS mind boggling.

    • @georgianbroadcaster4700
      @georgianbroadcaster4700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he has figured out how to make 400 mils and you have not :)

    • @Mehwhatevr
      @Mehwhatevr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgianbroadcaster4700 I think one of those is harder than the other 😂.

  • @LaceLoop
    @LaceLoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Every single one of these is aggressively entertaining

  • @baruchbenyaakov
    @baruchbenyaakov 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Headed to Chicago next Friday to see my family. It must be fate that I stumbled across this old video. I’ll tell Lou that Dave Portnoy sent me👍

  • @PeterParkedHer
    @PeterParkedHer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had a preconceived notion about Dave over a clip I saw and he was saying something I disagreed with so I tuned him out. Watching his reviews made me see he’s just a passionate guy gotta respect it

  • @DeafSavage
    @DeafSavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Man, this is probably the most hilarious review I've probably ever came across. All these bits in the beginning. Chicagoans never fail to impress! Btw, that pizza got murdered, at least give it some respect :/

  • @nickbraunschneider5755
    @nickbraunschneider5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Classic move by token homeless dude

    • @dLimboStick
      @dLimboStick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Couldn't have been scripted better. Homeless dude nailed it!

    • @the77don
      @the77don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Classic move by token homeless/crackhead/loser dude

    • @the77don
      @the77don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      crackheads gotta eat too!!

    • @Cloroxbleach-ky6uv
      @Cloroxbleach-ky6uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Great Imposter his skin was black

    • @mr.reality9741
      @mr.reality9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Crackhead took a champion dump on the sidewalk later due to the extremely cheesy pizza. Blames guy for giving him a slice.

  • @mattmitch6
    @mattmitch6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One bite, everyone knows the rule...
    ::6 bites later::
    Yeah this is a X score LOL
    Love the reviews mane!!! Big props to sharing without hesitation. You're a good man.

  • @calvinyoung4002
    @calvinyoung4002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is always my go to spot in Chicago for pizza whenever I'm there.

  • @majorpain4570
    @majorpain4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    there’s black parmesan on that piece after that hand rub

    • @MGBlast669
      @MGBlast669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao disgusting

    • @junkyardjim
      @junkyardjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BAHAHA thats FUCKIN GROSS!!!

  • @ciaradiam0nd
    @ciaradiam0nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “And he’s gone” 😂 😂

  • @anwaarhach
    @anwaarhach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ay that guy who came in to him and took a snap or whatever,bro he literally fucking looks like a Hollywood actor or some shit for real!

  • @bert3837
    @bert3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love how my guy always shares the pizza.

  • @Erkkremlinklum
    @Erkkremlinklum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:13 he releases a bird lol

  • @seanpiscitelli1587
    @seanpiscitelli1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😆😆😆😆 he walks away as he’s talking!!!! “AND HES GONE”!!!

  • @vmfmaxx7069
    @vmfmaxx7069 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One bite everyone knows the rules lmfaooooo he eats the whole slice

  • @NytronX
    @NytronX ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm listening to this jegoff review pizza while I eat some 1.9 rated Costco pizza.

  • @Aegean541
    @Aegean541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love how dissapointed Dave looks at these old guys trying to be hip as if he's not just as bad or worse hahah. Shit's still funny to watch tho

  • @jusmurkin
    @jusmurkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh my fucking God that dude made my day! Pure entertainment as he tries to pick up the scalding hot pizza😂

  • @Polish2317
    @Polish2317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Even frozen its amazing, you can leave out overnight eat ice cold in morning, the damn pizza is still amazing.

    • @aaronkristo858
      @aaronkristo858 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And crawling with bacteria. 👍

  • @pimpedbyangels7572
    @pimpedbyangels7572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this from time to time, just for then laughs lolll

  • @stufoo
    @stufoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Two slices nobody knows the rules. On a scale of “what is this Frankie” to ten

  • @blindedby2monkeys
    @blindedby2monkeys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    homeless guy steals a slice to find out the secret ingredients everyone knows it's plankton inside that robot bum.

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So Plankton went from the Krusty Krab to Lou Malnatti's?

    • @quentinn.3837
      @quentinn.3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More importantly, how on this water covered earth did you manage to know the real situation at hand! You're a beautiful human being bud

    • @beepbop416
      @beepbop416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First of all he didn't steal he asked and Dave gave it to him

  • @amesgrozy
    @amesgrozy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the way he opened that box was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen

  • @LocChicago5
    @LocChicago5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every Chicago episode he has something happens behind him 😆 🤣

  • @talfilms7034
    @talfilms7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "cheese is my favourite pizza of any brand"

  • @ErikDeejaySessionsSundquist
    @ErikDeejaySessionsSundquist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    you have to try Tavern style pizza in Chicago, deep dish is good but Tavern style is the true staple of Chicago pizza imo

    • @JEspo83
      @JEspo83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn straight.

  • @PetesMaGeats
    @PetesMaGeats ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:14 as soon as the guy raises his hand, a bird flies up behind him

  • @hollopurple
    @hollopurple 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Siskel and Ebert gave this pizza two thumbs up 👍

  • @unclenolte6784
    @unclenolte6784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Piss poor pronunciation as usual. Go Pres Go.

  • @RiskyFeat
    @RiskyFeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    For people wondering about the wizard at 6:12.. The bird was in the background, slow it down to .25x.

    • @Marvin5554
      @Marvin5554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Risky Feat he’s the Chicago pizza wizard making this review magical

  • @GT1004
    @GT1004 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The guy giving Siskel and Ebert two thumbs up was so classic . Had me dying

  • @thomasheater9619
    @thomasheater9619 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is awesome, love your stuff.

  • @nathanschmidt9136
    @nathanschmidt9136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Best pizza I have ever eaten! The sauce is so different and like a stew of thick tomatoes. Totally a 9.6 you’re not eating it right. Give it 20mins and it doesn’t fall apart.

    • @guyincognito320
      @guyincognito320 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They don't use sauce, it's just a hand picked crop of tomatoes that gets stewed and lightly salted, topped with some parmesan. It's a fresh taste without paste and cheap dried seasonings like everyone else uses. But that's why this is messy if it's just out of the oven and you're holding it in the air and talking.

    • @egomaniac247
      @egomaniac247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m definitely not a fan. Overrated

    • @LBart218
      @LBart218 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do they need to do to score a 10? 😉😆

    • @Deathranger999
      @Deathranger999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LBart218 He probably grades with the idea that a 10 is the perfect possible pizza. In other words, it’s likely nothing will ever get a 10.

    • @edwardpeak8481
      @edwardpeak8481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@egomaniac247 its probably because mayo is even too spicy for you lol

  • @rainmaker_4152
    @rainmaker_4152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:14 gods work Homeless man rises a pigeon from what seems like mid air

  • @antoniocardona172
    @antoniocardona172 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just tried it and it was really good worth the long drive. Different from your regular pizza but real good.

  • @lisainpalmdesert
    @lisainpalmdesert ปีที่แล้ว

    “ what just happened” so funny!

  • @Only2GendersCommonSense
    @Only2GendersCommonSense 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:50
    Dave: "Don't burn your face off."
    Guy lifts up piece and almost smacks Dave in the face and nearly burned his face off 😂

  • @DesertHomesteader
    @DesertHomesteader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a former Chicagoan, I was never keen on deep dish pizza BUT...if I had to have one, Lou Malnati's would be my choice. Giordano's tends to be more doughy in the middle. I really prefer a super-thin artisan pizza with light sauce where you can savor the individual toppings - something more like Maxwell's.

  • @pimpovic2
    @pimpovic2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The man can build an empire, but still can't open a pizza box 😁

  • @mewithmychick6960
    @mewithmychick6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:13 some magic by our random dude

  • @Only2GendersCommonSense
    @Only2GendersCommonSense 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Portnoy gives all the video bombers the death stare as they walk by 😂
    0:32, 0:44

  • @JohannGambolputty22
    @JohannGambolputty22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every Barstool Pizza Review:
    1) Can’t remember intersecting streets
    2) Can’t figure out how to open the pizza box
    3) One bite, everyone knows the rules, takes 5 bites.

  • @Williamkurk
    @Williamkurk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My favorite pizza of all time hands down! That's not the pizza you pull out da box and start eating right away lol.

  • @TINCI77
    @TINCI77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have had the frozen version and i love it . i hope to have the fresh version someday !

    • @JWP6948
      @JWP6948 ปีที่แล้ว

      I order montly from goldbelly and it is delicious BUT getting it fresh at one of the restaurants is 100x better. Hope you make it there! My wife loves NYC style best but I love Chicago deep dish we travel according to what we wanna eat 😂😂

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I like Siskel and ebert but they’re dead”
    Hahaha

  • @davidabreu1718
    @davidabreu1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is probably my favorite review you have given since watching

  • @AntonVanDerSar
    @AntonVanDerSar 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how he adds an extra syllable, so Malnati's becomes Malinati's

  • @slowkingmusic
    @slowkingmusic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:13 my man just spawned a pigeon mid review. Truly one of the pedestrian of all time.

  • @hectormorones8733
    @hectormorones8733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Homeless dudes always ruining the pizza lol

    • @GNXperimental
      @GNXperimental 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hector Morones He's a getting more homeless people by % of reviews than NYC. But the Chicago bums seem more soft spoken

    • @slaughtergang518
      @slaughtergang518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      the soft spoken bums are the smart ones. They're polite to everyone and only hang around expensive areas and restaurants lol 😅

    • @gacylikesbrutal
      @gacylikesbrutal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wrong. good for views. always inv the NY ppl. always.

    • @jaguppal187
      @jaguppal187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      can't take a bite in the US without some bum taking one bite first haha

    • @Nediler
      @Nediler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      cant stand homeless

  • @andayaman
    @andayaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't believe the misspelled Malanatees on the storefront.

  • @bbryan88
    @bbryan88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Entertaining video as always. I like how you chased him down for his score. haha. Your vids are better than wwe right now! Vince should hire you at 2.8 billion a year to write some scripts. Your the man!

  • @wk3820
    @wk3820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love Lou Malnati's. Seems like everywhere in Chicago claims the best pizza in town, but I like theirs best.

    • @anthonyj810
      @anthonyj810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought they were terrible. I loved giordanos tho it's still the best pizza I've ever had.

    • @xancypillosi9497
      @xancypillosi9497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NY has the best pizza

    • @j3n1us
      @j3n1us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonyj810 coming in here 3 years late. But my entire fam is from Chicago and I’ve been choosing giordanos over all those for decades. Nothing like it. I do like New York style but if u want some gourmet ass pizza, it’s Giordans for sure👍

    • @demo9734
      @demo9734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j3n1us bruh youre delusional, girodanos is overpriced cardbord every local knows lous is the best

    • @j3n1us
      @j3n1us 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demo9734 u know ur lying. definitely not cardboard. Pie style pizza l but there’s other NY style ones that are good out there. Even El Pres gave them an 8.4 which is a good ass score

  • @nixoni.bogaine155
    @nixoni.bogaine155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Chicago technique “ .... take it and run

  • @Pianofishdave
    @Pianofishdave 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was skeptical - had Lou Malnatis and…. Wow. Amazing.

  • @BabsW
    @BabsW 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:16 That guy looks just like Charlie Hunnam ("Jax" from "Sons of Anarchy)

  • @Satimy
    @Satimy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After finally making it to Chicago to eat pizza a few years ago I discovered that the pizza was better after putting it in the fridge for a few hours.

    • @moonbeamskies3346
      @moonbeamskies3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, that gives the flavors a chance to settle in.

  • @elistark-haws2598
    @elistark-haws2598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the best deep dishes I’ve ever had

  • @EJT9000
    @EJT9000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I like Siskel and Ebert but they’re dead, get with the times” 😂

  • @ig7564
    @ig7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the chicago videos, such characters 😂😂

  • @mattallen2392
    @mattallen2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Caleb look-a-like was hilarious. Looked just like him! He seems like a jolly fellow though

    • @FromPoetryToRap
      @FromPoetryToRap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How to tell people you’re British without telling people you’re British

    • @mattallen2392
      @mattallen2392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FromPoetryToRap I hope you are sitting down when you read this because… I’m not British! I’m from Denver. Lol. I do hang out with a bunch of Brit’s though so maybe their vocabulary is rubbing off on me…

    • @FromPoetryToRap
      @FromPoetryToRap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattallen2392 i was actually taking a difficult shit when I started reading this and man, it helped. Haha, nice though, jolly fellow is about as British as it gets.

    • @mattallen2392
      @mattallen2392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FromPoetryToRap Glad I could help! Haha