Eva María García Velázquez i can relate to that. I tell my cousin I want to date, she says how are you going to find someone to date if you don’t leave the house? I go quite and try to change the subject.
2:25 “Old Testament God, is my favorite God, ‘cause he played no games. I told y’all to stop doin’ dumb stih. You know what flood the Earth, try me again!”
LMAO, i have noise cancelling headphones. I put one side on and the other behind my ear. I could only hear the audience laughing. At first I thought she was pretending to talk and just making faces... until it lasted the entire 6 minutes. I read comments and people were quoting what she was saying. I thought y'all were lip reading. Till I discovered that audio is split. Audience in my right ear and her in the left. Team, who told y'all this was alright?
never seen Ms. Sloan before, and I really enjoyed! Off to research.. thank you! Edit - guess I need to start watching Daily Show again, my ignorance is showing!
Way back in time, there had to have been someone who invented the idea of circumcision. Like there was a time when it wasn't a thing at all. And someone came up with the idea of chopping of skin around dicks. What sort of weirdo came up with that?
@@CeartGoLeor86 my guess is it was first done for someone who's skin was too tight, or who got a nasty infection. And then they discovered it's pretty neat for conditions where maintaining good hygiene is hard, to prevent infection. Not needed when you have good access to water and all, but that's also why I think it originated where it did, in arid lands.
@@DorotaGabal That's a good theory. Thanks for that. I've hear of phimosis where the foreskin is too tight and in olden times especially, that would be the easiest treatment alright. I know that ritual circumcision is a thing in Judaism. Even though the climate is arid in Israel, ritual washing was also a big thing in Judaism. So in ancient times, they would have had far better personal hygiene than Europeans for example.
CeartGoLeor86 for sure. Same in Islam. However, in the desert, you had to wash with sand. Which is okay for other parts, but if I were a dude, I wouldn’t want fine sand under my foreskin either.
First I was only listening with my right headphone, without checking the comments I thought she just acted she was muted and the audience was laughing at that😂 good that I checked the comments, otherwise I would have waited the whole video her to end the joke and speak
Her delivery is so poised and effortless, she's incredible.
shes hilarious
So so funny
On point I am a new fan.
"Hey, I wanna meet a man."
"You gotta leave your house."
"Oh, no..."
Don't call me out like this!
It killed me🤣🤣
Eva María García Velázquez i can relate to that. I tell my cousin I want to date, she says how are you going to find someone to date if you don’t leave the house? I go quite and try to change the subject.
@@Eurisko229 same sister, same
oh my god it killed me too... i mean i say that a lot but it really did.
I FEEL SO ATTACKED RN!
"Sir, I might be a big bitch, but I don't orbit the Earth." 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😭😭
Who ever edited this, why're you only catering to my left ear? DULCÉ NEEDS TO BE HEARD W BOTH MY EARS.
I was just going to leave the same comment. So weird. The audience is in stereo but her voice is only in the left channel.
I thought I was going crazy
I thought it was just my shitty headphones lol
I thought my headphones were broken
Ugh my left bud is broken. I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t hear her 😂
2:25 “Old Testament God, is my favorite God, ‘cause he played no games. I told y’all to stop doin’ dumb stih. You know what flood the Earth, try me again!”
😂😂😂
"You gotta leave your house,"... ... That hit really hard.
“Did you know you can’t meet the love of your life at home watching murder mysteries?” 🤣🤣🤣
I would have met the LOML fifty thousand times by now 🤣
What you mean I can't??
😂😂😂
CALL 🗣 YOUR🗣WIFE🗣
He didn’t need that.
“I look at men how men look at women. I’M A PROBLEM.”
Deaded.
"Deaded". Cringe.
Such a natural, and lord knows this is NOT easy, but making it look and sound easy is GIFT 🙏🏻
True. She is so smooth.
My Italian boyfriend was next to me the whole time... his face was gold xD
"I wanna see the beautiful head of hair that will exfoliate me as I give birth.".....had me laughing way too hard. 😆
Flood the earth, try me again , try me again !
“Call your wife” ; A phrase side dishes need to learn😂😂
Or maybe a phrase that efing, dirty, cheating males have to keep in mind
Dulce should have hosted the BET awards. Also who did the audio?
I said, "CALL YOUR WIFE!!!!" LMAO
“I should have asked for their last names, that’s on me.” She is becoming one of my favorite comics.
Oh my God... the part about leaving your house and giving up true crimes documentaries, I felt that on so many levels... it's why I'm single!!!
I love Dulce;.
she looks gorgeous! Who designed her dress...perfect!
She owns the stage! What a professional ❤️
I rewatch every Dulcé Sloan stand-up whenever i feel down. This woman is a miracle
Dulcé is always refreshing af
That's the cleanest you can get talking about this subject 😂
She's so great lol
Like GYM SOCKS
I cannot breathe lol
I love her
I love this woman so very much!
Sir, why do your parents hate me? I'm dead!
I love Dulce! Love her podcast too. "That Blackass Show" . If you were an 80s or 90s teen, you'll love it.
She’s incredibly funny. She had me at “at Afro +jewfro” 😂
when the special Netflix coming??? Please😭😭
Sitting in the house watching murder mysteries is literally my life
LMAO, i have noise cancelling headphones. I put one side on and the other behind my ear. I could only hear the audience laughing. At first I thought she was pretending to talk and just making faces... until it lasted the entire 6 minutes. I read comments and people were quoting what she was saying. I thought y'all were lip reading. Till I discovered that audio is split. Audience in my right ear and her in the left.
Team, who told y'all this was alright?
Idk if it was the recording or the upload, but someone messed up and only left speakers are working with this audio.
I thought my headphones had a shortage... 🤣
@K R AY N E mono signal innit
If I rotate it, the audio is horrible on her voice. If I watch it vertically it's fine. I can't hear it with headphones.
I dont have a left speaker
"I'm a problem!"~Dolce
'Old Testament God is a black parent'
#Word😃
New Testament God just messing us up with multiple personalities.
We lucky we got New Testament God. We wouldn't survive Old Testament God.
"Who sent you?" Gah she is hilarious!
never seen Ms. Sloan before, and I really enjoyed! Off to research.. thank you! Edit - guess I need to start watching Daily Show again, my ignorance is showing!
Baby girl better find herself some Cohen's, Levy's, Goldberg's, and Horowitz's.
When she said oh no I felt that 😭😭😭😭
She’s hysterical 😂💚
Looking forward to catching her live! She's Amazing!
my left ear really loved her jokes :')
Where it says unintelligible in the subtitles at 1:17, she says "is he knock kneed? is he pigeon toed? Birth defect!"
She's so underrated
She's one of my top fav comics. Plus, her name means candy. What's not to love? More DULCÉ, please?!?
I have only ever known her for the daily show but I just say, her stand up is far funnier! I can’t wait to hear more from her
It’s like she’s having a conversation! 😂😂
I lost it at that, "oh *no*" 😭😭😭
*me talking with God*
Me: I want a man.
God: Well, you gotta leave your house.
The need to post the entire stand up shes great
So talented. Thank you.
This was so funny but I had to take off my head phones lol
LMAOOOOO shes always screaming but that's what sends me Everytime
I’ve heard her on Wait Wait Don’t Tell me and finally got smart and looked her up on TH-cam. She’s hilarious!
oh my god I love this woman she's brilliant
I loveeee me some Dulcé Sloan. Hilarious!
She’s phenomenal!
"Pigeon toed, birth defect, get outta here" lol
I got to start off with the last names. That's on me..🤣🤣
my left ear is loving this
Had never heard of her, what a wonderful talent!
Rip the right ear
Lmao, my mom will ask directions and it’s like mom no one in the car knows more than Google! Just GPS it!
She’s hilarious! 😂 😂
😂 Aint nothing wrong with manhood in it's natural form, tho. LOL
Way back in time, there had to have been someone who invented the idea of circumcision.
Like there was a time when it wasn't a thing at all. And someone came up with the idea of chopping of skin around dicks. What sort of weirdo came up with that?
@@CeartGoLeor86 my guess is it was first done for someone who's skin was too tight, or who got a nasty infection. And then they discovered it's pretty neat for conditions where maintaining good hygiene is hard, to prevent infection. Not needed when you have good access to water and all, but that's also why I think it originated where it did, in arid lands.
@@DorotaGabal That's a good theory. Thanks for that. I've hear of phimosis where the foreskin is too tight and in olden times especially, that would be the easiest treatment alright.
I know that ritual circumcision is a thing in Judaism. Even though the climate is arid in Israel, ritual washing was also a big thing in Judaism. So in ancient times, they would have had far better personal hygiene than Europeans for example.
CeartGoLeor86 for sure. Same in Islam. However, in the desert, you had to wash with sand. Which is okay for other parts, but if I were a dude, I wouldn’t want fine sand under my foreskin either.
Everything wrong with it. Why are you not walking around with your umbilical cord attached?
DULCÉ DESERVES A GRAND SPECIAL AND A BUG TOUR.
My first time seeing her and she was funny 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I can only hear the audience
The audience comes up in my right ear, her voice in the left. It's weird.
@@renatosilva9142 same. Also we need new earbuds 😳
Well done, Dulcé 👏
I'm mad that I can only upvote this once
And the same goes for married women 🤙🏼
my left ear enjoyed this
my right ear doesn’t get the jokes
i thought it was my headphones
Gym socks 😂 😂
As an Italian woman, I can confirm.
what..?
“Now I look at man like man look at woman I’m a PROBLEM”
we’ve decided to stan
Why is the audio fully panned
Dulcé, you rock.
My right ear enjoying this
Love this hilarious goddess ♥️😂😂😂
0:24 “call your wife!!!”
Wheres her special?
SHE IS SO FUNNY I CANT
I'm uncertain if my earphones are off or if the video is off...😜
She is hilarious
She's amazing.
10 seconds in already crying
where can i watch the full video?
BRAVO 👏. ENCORE‼️
The audio had me like... wait! Am i watching this in surround?
I am addicted to her, lol
I only had my right earbud in and I thought they were broken at first lol
There is something wrong with the audio here!
SHE IS SO AMAZING, I'm dead
For a sec I thought my earphones were broken
Future bright ass star right here. Damn shes a natural!
I definitely be scanning men 😂
First I was only listening with my right headphone, without checking the comments I thought she just acted she was muted and the audience was laughing at that😂 good that I checked the comments, otherwise I would have waited the whole video her to end the joke and speak
🤣🤣🤣
She's so beautiful and so funny ❤️
Me and Dulce are on the same, exact wave...LOVE IT!!!!! 🥰
She’s much funnier in her standup than on Daily Show
lmfao, only the right ear works on my earphones and I can only hear laughter and none of her jokes