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Once my GPS literally told me to do an illegal u-turn, so I did so. Cop: do you know that you just made an illegal u-turn? Me: yes because my GPS told me to and I was following it. Cop: time for you to get a new GPS
I told off more than one MP while in the Army, for trying to prevent me from doing my assigned duty. I did mission critical work. When I pissed them off enough to call their HQ, one mention of my duty section would get them chewed out. If my work wasn't done on time a flight school and an Infantry school had to be closed.
I was a home care nurse in scrubs coming home from setting up an infusion. They had a dragnet on Ronald Reagan parkway to check for dui. Policeman asked “your eyes look glazed have you been drinking?” I replied, “No, your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?” He grimaced and sent me on my way.
My dad got pulled over because his beat up old car was pulling out his then girlfriend long before I was ever born. He got asked why he was pulling out the neighbourhood. He replied, “My girlfriend lives there.” Cop just goes ok… And my dad drives off.
Way back in the 70s 2 of my friends and I were driving back from Firestone CA (where we scored @ quarter pound of weed.) going to Long Beach CA (where we lived) while driving through Compton CA we got pulled over by the cops there was 1 black cop and 1 white cop, the black cop never got out of there car the white cop pulled all 3 of us out of our car search us and the car. Found the weed and a bunch of paraphernalia had it on the hood of the car. Finally asked us if we knew how many white people there was in Compton CA we told him we don't know, he said 4 you 3 and me. Wanted to know what we were doing there? We explained we were going home and this was the fastest way, he shook his head gave us a warning,left everything on are hood, told us to get out of there we packed up and left.
Aah - my pet hate. New drivers who have only just got their license so the rules should be fresh in their mind and they go and break the rules. First story- - should have haf taken their licence off them straight away.
I got pulled over in New Mexico and got a ticket for doind 60 in a 55 zone. Got a mile down the road stopped and was looking at the ticket and found that they had got my age wrong and marked me as being a male. I told my mom that if we hadn't been so far down the road I would have goneback and lifted my shirt and asked him if I looked like a man.
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Once my GPS literally told me to do an illegal u-turn, so I did so. Cop: do you know that you just made an illegal u-turn? Me: yes because my GPS told me to and I was following it. Cop: time for you to get a new GPS
I told off more than one MP while in the Army, for trying to prevent me from doing my assigned duty. I did mission critical work. When I pissed them off enough to call their HQ, one mention of my duty section would get them chewed out. If my work wasn't done on time a flight school and an Infantry school had to be closed.
What I've learned from this is you can bribe cops with donuts.
10:20 I really hope he wasn't driving, but very much in character lol
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I was a home care nurse in scrubs coming home from setting up an infusion. They had a dragnet on Ronald Reagan parkway to check for dui. Policeman asked “your eyes look glazed have you been drinking?” I replied, “No, your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?” He grimaced and sent me on my way.
If I learned anything from Fluffy Inglesias, it would be that if you can make a cop laugh, they'll work with you.
Being innocent and dumb stirs most cops’ sympathy.
It's dazai!
The way I did a double take when I saw him 😭
Either I have amnesia or stupid but I almost forgot it was dazai💀💀💀
Cranberry isn't for periods, it's for UTI, which is absolutely something a man can get. Had you said THAT you may not have needed to dump it.
Does it count if the cop is my dad and the "mouthing off" was trash talking during a game of cards? He always loses 😂
My dad got pulled over because his beat up old car was pulling out his then girlfriend long before I was ever born.
He got asked why he was pulling out the neighbourhood.
He replied, “My girlfriend lives there.”
Cop just goes ok…
And my dad drives off.
Note: always drive with donuts in my car.
Way back in the 70s 2 of my friends and I were driving back from Firestone CA (where we scored @ quarter pound of weed.) going to Long Beach CA (where we lived) while driving through Compton CA we got pulled over by the cops there was 1 black cop and 1 white cop, the black cop never got out of there car the white cop pulled all 3 of us out of our car search us and the car. Found the weed and a bunch of paraphernalia had it on the hood of the car. Finally asked us if we knew how many white people there was in Compton CA we told him we don't know, he said 4 you 3 and me. Wanted to know what we were doing there? We explained we were going home and this was the fastest way, he shook his head gave us a warning,left everything on are hood, told us to get out of there we packed up and left.
Double it and give it to the next guy?
Aah - my pet hate. New drivers who have only just got their license so the rules should be fresh in their mind and they go and break the rules. First story- - should have haf taken their licence off them straight away.
lol this is funny
I got pulled over in New Mexico and got a ticket for doind 60 in a 55 zone. Got a mile down the road stopped and was looking at the ticket and found that they had got my age wrong and marked me as being a male. I told my mom that if we hadn't been so far down the road I would have goneback and lifted my shirt and asked him if I looked like a man.