My DEA auction smuggler stealth truck was hiding some nightmares!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2024
- The original story of this truck: • I found a smuggler ste...
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#DrugSmuggling #DEAauction #StealthTruck
"I had to replace the entire dashboard" says literally every owner of a second gen Ram ever.
Truest thing I’ve ever heard.
Boss's kid is going through this right now and he's going on week 3 of having to drive his mom's little Toyota truck he ain't happy about it
@@K1ng1995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@K1ng1995 🤣🤣🤣
@@clovenhalo0798 Made the joke to him and said "Should've bought a jeep like your dad" I swear he gave me the James May Twitch eye
"You got some Pooh on your shit"
"oh that's just my bear chest"
that's actually legitimately funny
Omitting the "r" out of shirt too. Especially if you have Pooh on it.....
Bare
@@AllahDoesNotExist he meant it as bear Bc Pooh is a bear
@@crazydog5301 she said bare chest. Aka topless.
@@AllahDoesNotExist its a double entendre, neither bear nor bare are more correct than the other.
"she was hoggin 8 of them 12 teeth all to herself" I'm still laughin
Was my fav line also.....hahah
I fell out about the teeth part 🤣🤣🤣
The teeth bit was fricking funny! 🤣
I laughed so fucking hard
He took a page out of todd sniders book
“They cut all the wires and twisted them together for some reason…”. Sounds like you found the self destruct button. As always love Chris’ stories.
yep. it prolly had something hooked up to the wirebundle to set the truck on fire instantly when a fuse was popped in. i can think of many reasons a smuggler could/would want something like that
I was thinking that, was definitely on purpose
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This guy needs his own channel. With all his stories, not just cars
Definitely! He's a well spoken good storyteller for sure
He has his own channel actually. Just doesn’t have any videos.
Agreed! I would totally watch it!
Kinda like Rabbit, a guy who's so awesome that we need a separate channel in addition to his visits to this one!
Yes please! Great storyteller!
Chris is one of the coolest guys on vinWIKI. Such a captivating storyteller.
Best by far, and just seems like the nicest most genuine guy so far!
I wish he did more of them or had his own channel
Chris is the best. Looked up the definition of laid back: the only retort was his picture!
I agree he is hands down the best on here.
I agree but I love rob Pitt
Chris could have a 7 hour movie with him just sitting in a chair, telling stories and i would watch it from start to finish In a single go.
"she was smiling at me and I could tell she was hogging eight of those twelve teeth all to herself"
"There's a guy up the road, but pretty sure he's in prison right now."
Sounds oddly familiar, even though I'm from Wisconsin; not the South.
Rural parts of the midwest are often just like the deep south, but with more snow.
So there's a garage with tools I can use in the middle of the night, and nobody guarding them? Sweet
Wisconsin is just the florida of the midwest.
@@deathguitarist12 How dare you, I would never put us in the same category. Although we do drink alot, and have lots of toys.
Country is country. Don't matter side o Mason-Dixon yer on.
Bonus points for the editor to include the reminder of what Large Marge looks like! 👍
I like to imagine that somewhere someone is watching this like, "Oh, man, if he knew about the one time I *Insert story here* in that truck if he still would've bought it."
Yeh he totally would have still lmao 😂
We need more stories on this unit. Sounds like a badass truck honestly
Got to meet Christopher at Caffine and Octane this month and see the truck at the show. Really nice guy and an absolutely amazing truck!
dude what i didn't see his truck there lol
I saw his truck but not him, I would like to meet him
It's called Lower Alabama!!!
Thank you for the kind words Trenton! It was great to meet you!
@@christophermichaels damn it! I wanted to come to this one. Park our rigs side by side & chuckle. Just making too many movies right now. Soon brother.
I'm pretty sure Chistopher and John Ficarra telling a story together would cure cancer...
It would certainly check quite a few boxes…although would it be better than a Christopher and Rabbit story?
@@samsonian In my humble opinion Rabbit has become kind of a creepy dirty old guy, and Christopher comes across as the kind of guy one would like as a neighbor, I don't think they are compatible at all...
Not sure about curing cancer, I mean, come on let's be realistic here! .... But maybe oil would start to flow from the hills in Georgia and the ghosts of pre-ww2 era European racers would descend on the Tail of the Dragon after the sun goes down.
Thank you Sohara! John is a friend and one of my personal favorite storytellers anywhere and it means a lot to be thought of along with him.
@@christophermichaels it would be great to see you with John in a CarTrek series with something like Freddy, Tyler and Ed getting put on a wilderness camping challenge and they can't buy anything like a 4x4 and have to use a car. You both judge the cars and what they're taking for the trip before and after and you get to judge their "get yourself out of the sh#t in the middle of nowhere " skills 😂
"And now I'm just standing there with an empty sweet tea" 🤣🤣
“Hogging 8 of those 12 teeth all to herself”. Gold
Dude is the best story teller on this channel. Sorry rabbit
Speaking as an American, you are entitled to your wrong opinion.
Speaking as another American, Rabbit’s stories are crap.
@@DJTinyTim13 🤣😂😂😂
@@DJTinyTim13 Unnecessarily mean dude.
@@LEGIOXIIIG yeah, probably. Sorry Rabbit
“Ma’am you got some Pooh on your shirt”
I’m dead 💀😂🤣
Her response made it all the better lol. Came right back at him.
I’ve been using that line for years and she’s the first and only time anyone’s ever came back on me :)
"She laughed then I laughed"
I said this to a woman one night while drunk in a bar, she was not amused, I mean come on it's midnight, you're wearing a pooh shirt, and I have been drinking since happy hour.
Never clicked so fast in my life seeing “DEA smuggler truck” and Chris’ face posted today 😀
Gotta love a truck so simple you can "fix it with a rock." Need to trademark that one!
Christopher tells story = I click with a smile on my face.
I could listen to this dude for hours
I love Christopher's stories. Pretty much the only guy that can compete with Ed when it comes to storytelling.
I don't think Ed can compete with Chris, TBH.
This guy is an AMAZING storyteller. He could make a lot of money with the right agent. Call me, man!
“Do you remember Large Marge…?!” This dude…that truck…this story!!! We need more stories about this ANBU truck! How was the process of getting her put together the right way?! I need MORE!
Large Marge, not Large Large.
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A CHRISTOPHER STORY!
Him: "Not to be mean towards South Alabama..."
Me: "I like where this is going."
Whenever I hear this guy tell a story I don’t really believe him, but I will always listen to him
Exactly. full of shit but entertaining. that fuse would pop not burn...
@@billyb7561 with all technicality if you put a larger fuse than what was called for it could burn instead of pop
@@loganbeadle7942 Whatever's on that circuit could easily turn to smoke if it didn't draw more current than that fuse could handle.
Nothing says stealth more than a massive police style front bumper
*STELF*
On a country road at night without lights, you'd be surprised what you can't see.
These guys were driving through some brush I imagine... actually using the bumper to push down small bushes and desert shit ya know. But who cares about your front bumper when u got no lights, no heat signature, 3 mufflers, and an infrared system so you can see everything bright as day.
@@maximumfunk5484 i'd definitely strip those mufflers off immediately LOL, instant performance boost
We need an AMA from this guy, love his stories
Never thought I'd hear a LARGE MARGE reference on VINWlKI. LOL
Love it!
I was waiting for the, "Fuel gauge said empty but it only took 10gl. 60gl tank full of drugs."
😂😂😂😂
Those dudes were definitely running night vision goggles with that truck. The dash lights make driving with nods a pain.
I've been waiting for Christopher to come back for such a long time. The day just got a whole lot better :)!
You have some “Pooh” on your shirt....
That’s just my “Bear Chest” 😆😄
Thought for sure when he said “the small one…” he was gonna follow it up with “she weighed a good 375” 😂 😂
"Slowing down just so I could speed up again." I'm gonna have to try that.
It is the way.
*finds blood in truck
"This is cool, not a crime scene!."
Chris is that guy who tells a story so well it puts you there.
Best guest on this show, my favourite storyteller.
Missed his stories. Glad he’s back and doing fine.
Man so glad this guy is back!! He's the best!!
As an artist.....I smiled proudly when he said "looked like Salvador Dali painted them."
Gotta love a guy who can put out an electrical fire with a hatchet and sweet tea and then make a Salvatore Dali reference in the same sentence
Thank you for noticing!
There's nothing worse than having your truck break down after you just filled it up with gas.
Christopher=GCSTOAT aka GREATEST CAR STORY TELLER OF ALL TIME!!!
the wiring fire....... I bet there was a switch hooked up to that missing fuse spot at some point if it was used to smuggle stuff. if you get in trouble with police catching you flick the switch, and the car burns no evidence if it's charcoal do you think maybe.... that's why they cut wires and rejoined them
Obviously It didn’t work if the car got sold
Fuse box was under the hood, you couldn't get to it while being pulled over.
Top VinWiki storytellers:
Ed Bolian
Christopher Michaels
John Ficarra
Rob Pitts
Steve Lehto
It’s always a good day when these guys share their stories.
Guerilla Glue $180, Case of Beer $24.99, listening to Chris sitting on the porch on a hot summer day, (Priceless)
Hey Chris, two words in your story really caught my attention. "Pork Rinds". I could eat pork rinds for every meal!
The large marge jump scare scared the shit out of me when I first saw it
Chris and Rabbit in Las Vegas could equal Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas part 2?!?
Back when I was 21 I bought a 1995 BMW M3 in the year 2002. Since I was a kid, I gutted the car to turn it into a "racecar". Buried under the carpet in the back of it was 2 pounds of completely saturated cocaine and 13 rusty 9mm bullets. Very happy I found this first before getting pulled over and having police find it. A true case of "it's not mine officer".
Yup imagine the officer finding that calling a joke like.. hey mitch there's 13 bullets... how UNLUCKY hawr hawr hawr
Ok ED. let's face it chris is one of the best and need more of him hands down.
All good fun until the last owner wants his Truck back 😆
If he lost his Truck, he is probably dead or in jail.
You missed the part with the kicked in radio, torn down sun visor, broken seat, dried blood, and drug runner.
That Pooh Bear shirt anecdote has got to be the funniest bit I have ever heard
"They're easy, you can fix em with a rock" 🤣
I just want to meet up with a group of these guys at a bar in vegas and exchange stories we could never tell on youtube.
Something tells me we haven't heard the last of this truck.
Most people don’t realize the difference in fires. Him cutting the battery was smart!
"They had about 12 teeth between the two of them.
"She was hogging 8 of the 12 teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great to see Christopher back in the chair of a thousand stories 👍
Best dude at stories
For realllllll
Him and rabbit need a podcast
@@danthaman7777 for sure
@@danthaman7777 100 percent agree would be awesome
Having lived in a very rural area most of my life, it really made me feel like I was right there with him at the store lmao
That 1 hell of an insurance ad
Man I love to hear Chris tell his stories, I love the VIN WiKi channel no doubt but every day I get on here I'm hoping Chris has stopped by to grace us with another great story!!
Saw that truck and knew it was Christopher!
This dude is an awesome story teller!!
Zero exaggeration that 9 minutes felt like 2 minutes lmfao… that was one good story
It’s the about 12teeth between the two of them FOR ME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That has to be one of the most badass trucks I’ve ever seen. Hats off. 👌
That was the most epic story i've heard about buying a vehicle!
12 teeth among the 2 ladies.. I spit my coffee out laughing.
When you see Chris you can predict an epic story on the way
His ability to fix cars and tell stories is unbelievable 🔥
It's a bullshit story. 30 amp fuses pop. they don't start fires dumdum....
Why does this dude so called "normal" day can make a good story line for a TV series
You got a little wild when you rewired your truck, you got a few pieces stuck in your lips and eyebrows. Your cell phone should get better reception now! 😂🤣
They’re also convenient places to hang my keys.
I am no truck scientist but shouldnt the fuse you popped back in , you know, do its fuse job and burnout, saving you from this exact scenario? Also why did you not pop the fuse back out manually instead of slashing the battery terminals?
Hi Duke. That's a good question and the explanation of which was just too long and boring to put in the story. The longer version is that I put a 20 amp fuse in the dash light circuit which I later found had been cut and twisted together with a number of other wires. That caused a low voltage short which didn't pop the fuse but melted the insulation off that wire and adjacent wires including the 12V constant power outlet in the dash, creating a separate short with a direct, non-fused path from the battery to the chassis that caught the plastic climate control box, various insulation and other wires in the main harness on fire. Pulling the fuse didn't stop it so I hacked the cables to cut the source of the electricity, but since the plastics and rubber were already burning I had to douse them with the sweet tea. I restored power to the PCM, TIPM, injector pump, transmission range sensor, etc to make the truck run and was lucky that the ignition circuit and the chip reader in the key switch were still good enough to clear the security system and get me home.
@@christophermichaels Omg its actually Chris. Thank you for an interesting story and a long answer! Wish you luck on ur road adventures.!
Every city needs a Christopher of their own
“These two girls had 12 teeth between the two of them.” 🤣🤣🤣
Chris is a modern-day Steve McQueen. Coolest guy around.
I thought the giant fuel tank was cool
Good to hear Large Marge is still alive and well after the big top adventure...
I just want this guy to tell stories…not subscribing to vinWiki until this dude is the main story teller
I believe those girls have what's called summer teeth....some are here, some are there....
"My drug dealing nearly died felony chasing armed ghost town bounty hunter strippers with a duffle bag full of stolen weed..." Yep, that one's gonna be Chris.
i really love this guy and i hope to see more of him
The buyer of this truck is basically the equivalent of a person having received stolen goods
I can listen to this guy tell stories forever. Such detail and vocal color.
Chris tells the most interesting stories.
Boy he can talk. Shoulda just use GPS on his phone for a speedometer.
That’s a good idea but this was over a decade ago before I had apps like that. The lights weren’t working and since the fuse was missing it seemed like an easy fix.
A friend of mine bought one from a dealership. Same story. It was a manual ram 2500 diesel. It had been stolen and was being used to run drugs from Florida to Kentucky. It had about 3k miles when he bought it. They gave him some story about taking it to a few rodeos and showing it off. Catastrophic failure on the truck. It was a nightmare. Back and forth to dealership for a year. The dealership was criminal. Ended up having to go to the news and filing a lawsuit against the dealer.
I'm cracking up about the to lady's you encounter your description is
On point🤣
When I saw it was Chris I practically wringed my hands like a classic villain in anticipation of a great story. As usual, he never disappoints!
I’ve been waiting on this one for quite awhile…. We want more vids of this truck!!
“Fuel for a month” I wish my fuel tank lasted that long lmao
@Duner250R I feel that big time lol. I fill up every 2 weeks. 26 gals in my ram and get 12gal. A mile. Kinda sucks but it’s not terrible
I've dogged broken trucks and trailers of every kind. Broken axel shafts. Broken suspensions. Electrical takes a dump. Sometimes you do what you have to to get home. Good job.
hes back!
Yes,
I see his face and it will be a very good storry.
He sounded so hurt he used that sweet tea. " I was gutted : ! "
"She was hoggin' 8 of them 12 teeth all to her self". Classic!!
Guess I should have read the other comments first.
I’d pay to go on a road trip with you! Love your stories