Promised Consort Radahn phase 1 consistent cheese strategy - zero skill required!

Use this to get more practice on phase 2!
Build details:
60 vig
60 strength
+25 Giant Crusher with Heavy attuned Lion's Claw
Talismans:
Shard of Alexander
Dragoncrest Greatshield Talisman
Ritual Shield Talisman
Golden Braid
Strategy:
Push L2. UNGA BUNGA!