What the HELL is North Korean Pocahontas? (A Bizarre Disney Ripoff)

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  • North Korea is back at it again with another Disney rip-off! This time, it's about Pocahontas and her many adventures! Such as laser fights, talking with gods, and beating white guys at lacrosse...seriously, this show is straight up insane
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    Back at it again with the North Korean cartoons! I honestly thought that this one would be a bit more chilled out but I was VERY wrong lol
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  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    When I was an exchange student in America and we learned about the colonies, my teacher told us that while there never was a romantic relationship between John Smith and Pocahontas, they did meet. She then proceeded to write on the whiteboard "John Smith really did pocahontas". Unfortunately accidentally leaving out the word "meet". Fatal mistake in front of a class of teenagers.

    • @slavedemon6941
      @slavedemon6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Maybe she did it on purpose......just sayin

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      So, did she ever live that down or are her classes still telling her how amazing it is that John Smith really did Pocahontas to this day?

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Especially considering that Pocahontas was like 11 or 12 at the time.

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      300th like

    • @lizlazmccringe2043
      @lizlazmccringe2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      _He really did dat doe_

  • @thatblockyplayer3819
    @thatblockyplayer3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4347

    You didn't know Pocahontas had the power to call ghost animals to shoot lasers to defend herself?

  • @johnhatzis3113
    @johnhatzis3113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    It wouldn't be a North Korean cartoon without
    *LASER BEAMS*

    • @smart.but.stupid
      @smart.but.stupid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Demiclea shows like Pocahontas, Simba the king lion or whatever were not created right now and then. They all are from the 90.

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or gundams...wait that's japan

    • @JavierFernandez01
      @JavierFernandez01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      French cartoon. Korean animation. Kim is better advertising. :/

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      999 likes!

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lasers are timeless

  • @ditto5631
    @ditto5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    Me: Supreme leader, can we get Pocahontas?
    Kim: No we have Pocahontas at home.
    Pocahontas at home:

  • @chris-if6ym
    @chris-if6ym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6098

    1995: Pocahontas saves her tribe
    2019: Pocahontas shoots lasers out of her hands
    2099: Pocahontas becomes a God of Destruction

    • @heyitzbabygurl4025
      @heyitzbabygurl4025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      3000: Pocahontas becomes Thanos

    • @goldexp1882
      @goldexp1882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      1989: Pocahontas defeats DIO

    • @keeganfirecloak4695
      @keeganfirecloak4695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      3019: Pocahontas defeats Shaggy at 100% power

    • @Laughingcoyote1213
      @Laughingcoyote1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      XD

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      2132: Eggman discovers Pocahontas and feeds her Chaos Emeralds.

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    I think there were also white people in this

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      You mean pale faces? Maybe, I can’t remember

    • @turnipii4246
      @turnipii4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You're the guy from Jacksfilms vid

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Are you sure?

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I see you everywhere

    • @RYFT0R
      @RYFT0R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no u

  • @hunchbackofidv341
    @hunchbackofidv341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    One thing I learned.
    *North Koreans like lasers.*

    • @Kotifilosofi
      @Kotifilosofi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And especially: the North-Korean animators like lasers. Probably because of that allows them to make action scenes while using lazy still-images of the characters lmao.

    • @RebeccaKartzmark
      @RebeccaKartzmark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They really do!

    • @Marston9413
      @Marston9413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So does Dr evil

    • @noname72429
      @noname72429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And explosions.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like em too

  • @rsuriyop
    @rsuriyop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Interesting. Yet you failed to address the most important question: why was this even dubbed in English?

    • @powerLien
      @powerLien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      since apparently foreign companies make up the studio's clientele, I imagine the studio did the animation and then a not-NK company did the dubbing

    • @alienmashup9513
      @alienmashup9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I know the comment's a month old, but let me tell you one thing.
      It was running even in Russia in early 2010-s. Along with Simba King lion, we had one hell of a childhood

    • @matt0044
      @matt0044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mondo TV properties tend to reach out to various studio for more Non-Union Voice Actors to dub their properties.

    • @Ted4321
      @Ted4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@alienmashup9513 yikes, sounds bad, tho in my country we watched even weirder stuff so yea

    • @diegocastillo1103
      @diegocastillo1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rsuriyop is

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    Should've called this Pocahontas's Bizarre Adventures .

    • @SleepyMook
      @SleepyMook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Nathaniel Foga what a beautiful rip off

    • @fernoshader1363
      @fernoshader1363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@SleepyMook *chew*

    • @zenkill24
      @zenkill24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      yare yare daze

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA!!!!!!

    • @toothpasteboy2019
      @toothpasteboy2019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Pocahontas Bizzare adventure:Propaganda is unbreakable

  • @godlessgallivant7274
    @godlessgallivant7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    imagine being Pocahontas and coming back to life to see THIS

    • @storytimewiththecrimsondm1318
      @storytimewiththecrimsondm1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      according to what Saberspark said, she might just be pissed off they didn't have christ in there or something lol

    • @storytimewiththecrimsondm1318
      @storytimewiththecrimsondm1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sourpetals1823 my dude, after I learned about the horrible things that have happened in Asian Culture, I firmly believe Pocahontas got off real easy.
      She could have been on the wrong side of Nan King for example

    • @toils8722
      @toils8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She would whant to go back to her grave and
      Dig her self deeper

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @J purple ramen As did I.

    • @Skawooga
      @Skawooga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd die again

  • @SUMMONER917
    @SUMMONER917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    How do I make “Its over, you’re going to hell!” my ringtone?

  • @granttherailfan6344
    @granttherailfan6344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Fun fact: My 8th grade social studies teacher hated the historical inaccuracies in Pocahontas so much, that one week she got bored, rented the movie, and had us pick out all the errors.

    • @bethinacirrus3200
      @bethinacirrus3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      that's awesome

    • @icheeva1
      @icheeva1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I don't know why people do this, it was never trying to be accurate

    • @amoixtlapaltic4690
      @amoixtlapaltic4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Besto teacher ever

    • @dirckthedork-knight1201
      @dirckthedork-knight1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn thats some dedication

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@icheeva1 pretty fucked up to make a movie about a person who tragically dies as well as her people and act like everything turns out fine. Can you imagine if someone did that with anne frank?

  • @bassultdoom7151
    @bassultdoom7151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    NK: can I copy your homework.
    Disney: ok but change it a little.
    NK: ok......added laser.

    • @Giuan
      @Giuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rodney Duardo The director and writers are Koreans

  • @naraferalina2308
    @naraferalina2308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "I don't want to be your guadrian angel any longer. It's over, you're going to hell!"
    That is one of the best lines I've ever heard in a cartoon.

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I want it to become a meme :)

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhh... Uhhhh!

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me when I watch weird porn at 3 am

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When your favorite celebrity needs cancelling.

    • @pyribbtmasterdubiel7040
      @pyribbtmasterdubiel7040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meme it

  • @nightowl9661
    @nightowl9661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3430

    No one:
    Pocahontas:
    👁️ 👁️
    👄

  • @bitwize
    @bitwize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I gotta say, as a cat person, the crying cougar hit me right in the feels.
    And then I saw that same cougar shoot lasers out his eyes.

    • @LehySnek
      @LehySnek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow, you're a cat man?!?!

    • @bitwize
      @bitwize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@LehySnek No, not like an anthropomorphic cat. 😄 But someone who likes cats.

    • @Goobyster
      @Goobyster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bitwize i thought you were a furry

    • @thatamericangamer7230
      @thatamericangamer7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Goobyster Dude
      Furry means being attracted to well
      Furry animals alot

    • @Goobyster
      @Goobyster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a joke you dummy

  • @cass6082
    @cass6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I hate to tell you this but there is a sequel to this where she is just straight up dead and they follow her son around as he explores this crazy version of America. It showed on Kidsco, a weird channel that aired foreign children’s films and shows like a story boarded Beauty and the Beast, Prince Sun and Princess Moon (where I kid you not, they buried a girl alive and she died and every other main character died at the end) and Sonic Underground

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Prince sun and princess moon sounds interesting

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      JoGeJo kind of? It was a collaboration but most of the animators were French, it was dubbed in French and released in France by a French company that had a large role in it development.
      So not really but I still count it as foreign

    • @zealot246
      @zealot246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think you need a dramatic pause before you say Sonic Underground

    • @colorisialys
      @colorisialys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love how you talked about every weird show on that channel and then BOOM Sonic Underground

    • @PScoopYT
      @PScoopYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KidsCo... The channel​ that introduced​ me to some of DiC's cartoons. (Yes, Sonic Underground is one of them) Though​ if it's​ wasn't​ for that channel I would​n't​ have a chance to watch Inspector Gadget as kid so there's​ that.

  • @richardk.2959
    @richardk.2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    guess some people haven't been painting with the colors of the wind recently

    • @aavviiaann1692
      @aavviiaann1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Richard K. Lmao!

    • @solepula
      @solepula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They paint with lasers

    • @yamigekusu
      @yamigekusu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They've been painting with the color of blood

    • @ayior
      @ayior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg I can HEAR your icon.

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, they were painting, all right--with zero ventilation.

  • @justfresh179
    @justfresh179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Looks like someone’s been sniffing the colors of the winds

    • @metal_gear_rayquaza8914
      @metal_gear_rayquaza8914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just fresh hope you didn’t throw your back out reaching for that low-hanging fruit

    • @justfresh179
      @justfresh179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Metal_Gear_Rayquaza oooohhh im so hurt lol whatever bro if it makes u happy go ahead

    • @anoukcilliers6094
      @anoukcilliers6094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justfresh179 jeez dude calm down 😂 no need to get defensive

    • @Lea-ep1bi
      @Lea-ep1bi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They didn't just sniff it....

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Lea-ep1bi They condensed it into a liquid. They also chugged it all.

  • @weekendmom
    @weekendmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The witch shooting lasers out of her hands could be Spearfinger, a character from Cherokee folklore. Of course without the hands shooting the lasers.

    • @thedorku9500
      @thedorku9500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I watched it. Apparently, that's supposed to be Spider Woman from Southwestern mythology

    • @henriquebitencourt4280
      @henriquebitencourt4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She looks more like a western witch/hag

  • @satsumasalanewt4007
    @satsumasalanewt4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    North Korea makes amazing masterpieces don’t they

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Truly pioneers in their field.

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hate to say it but, atleast it's "original"?

    • @yamigekusu
      @yamigekusu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ever seen Pulgasari?

  • @zolengeb.7629
    @zolengeb.7629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    The real-life Pocahontas never really saved John Smith, actually. She was twelve years old, he was middle-aged, and her father, the chieftain, was holding a ceremony to welcome Smith to America and convert him to a member of their tribe. In this ritual, Smith was supposedly "killed" and then "reborn" as a member of the Pamunkey. They acted out this whole ceremony in their native language, and Pocahontas simply acted the role of bringing Smith back to life as a Native American. Of course, Smith had no idea what was going on and thought he was about to be actually killed (instead of pretend killed) and thought that Pocahontas actually saved him instead of just playing her part, which is what he went on to tell all the other settlers.

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Pocahontas was also kidnapped and sent off to England where she was, raped and became pregnant before being forced into marriage by her captor, she also had to change her name and religion where she lived under her new Christian name “Rebecca”. Years later Rebecca (Pocahontas) had fallen ill and died without ever seeing her father and tribe again.

    • @theboxoftea9112
      @theboxoftea9112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Because I can't stand repeated historical falsehoods, I'm going to way in. There is NO historical evidence that Pocahontas was either raped or kidnapped. Most of the circumstances around her life are uncertain, but the earliest thing that mentions her being raped is in a 2007 book that supposedly came from an oral tradition. Any mistreatment of Pocahontas, who kind of became an unofficial diplomat, would have gone against the interests of the English in their negotiations with Powhatan. Her conversion to Anglicanism and marriage to the Englishman John Rolfe (who, from a transcript of a surviving letter asking permission to marry her, actually really loved her) helped end the First Anglo-Powhatan War. Her travelling to England was just as political - as a sort of success story of the Virginia colony.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Zolenge B. Pocahontas most certainly did save John Smith. Chief Powhatan was about to execute John Smith with a club by bashing his head in with it, but Pocahontas, whom had saved him and the Colonists from starvation and was a regularly visiting friend of their children as well, placed her head upon his. This was not a welcoming ritual. She did this, because she claimed to have had a dream vision of her saving John Smith.
      It is because she was so trusting of John Smith that the Powhatans began peacefully communicating with the Colonists. They made treaties and began trade, but Chief Powhatan proved to be too aggressive in the long run. It’s truly a shame that he did not value Pocahontas more than “old swords, pieces, or axes”. Had she been Chiefest or if Powhatan would have listened to his daughter, things would have remained peaceful.

    • @KrypandeNej1
      @KrypandeNej1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just another happy chapter in colonial history

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theboxoftea9112 well all of this happened in Pocahuntas 2 remember?

  • @undeadgentalmen
    @undeadgentalmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    As a person from the Tribal Nations, we can not shoot spirit lasers... *under breath* They must never know.

  • @thisisntatiktokaccount9136
    @thisisntatiktokaccount9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    As a Native American, I can say that there are indeed talking trees

    • @blancamendez1927
      @blancamendez1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :0 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @germanshepherd6638
      @germanshepherd6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like smoking trees…if you know what I mean 🌲 🔥 💨

    • @Redemptive_Neerdowell
      @Redemptive_Neerdowell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a fellow Native American, I can say this is false.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Redemptive_Neerdowell bruh. It was a joke

    • @Redemptive_Neerdowell
      @Redemptive_Neerdowell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cgt3704 I was just adding to the joke.
      You know.
      "The following statement is false. This sentence is true."

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    There's nothing wrong with it, labor camp for you

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      **shots Civil Right Laser through Kim's helicopter while "Fireworks" played at the distance**
      You got that right!!!

    • @j-sant-animations8105
      @j-sant-animations8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mr. Kim Jong-un, I apologize for these insults to your country.

    • @mwrshall
      @mwrshall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YeEt get the truckq

    • @sementarycumman
      @sementarycumman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Absolutely agree!
      This show is just so accurate

    • @magnolia7212
      @magnolia7212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *TO THE RANCH*

  • @coffeeelk6364
    @coffeeelk6364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Ripped off? I think you mean
    E N H A N C E D

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Enhanced? More like *the true story*

    • @JackToeRip
      @JackToeRip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@naranara1690 You're damn right, in the oral traditions passed down the generations (and somehow spread across all tribes) we all know that she fucking summoned animals to blast the shit out a whale. The truth has been exposed!!

    • @bassafratz
      @bassafratz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      INSTANTLY ENLIGHTENED. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JackToeRip Nah, that's only the abridged history. There were also mass trans-special orgies and peyote-induced infanticides.

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JackToeRip That was her stand. It summons animals with lasers.

  • @asnekboi7232
    @asnekboi7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    What is it with North Korea and lasers in their films

    • @Rainec777
      @Rainec777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Michael Robb/British nationalist They tried missiles before. It didn’t go so hot.

    • @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
      @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      clearly.... they must be into the whole "I'ma firein ma laser" gag routine.
      that must relate to them as the meme of "in soviet Russia(insert whatever thing here)You!" relates to Russia. . . . .
      what? too convoluted? so No then?(lol)

    • @michaellewis7920
      @michaellewis7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Listen, you hear that. (In the distance) “ I’m a firing ma lazar!!”

    • @ShadowClaw92
      @ShadowClaw92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the owner of the studio must write Cyclops rule 34 fanfic.

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “Pocahontas: Princess of the American Indians” ALL OF THEM, HUH???

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nicolaus Volentius No she wasn’t. There are so many tribes, and her father was the chief of one of them. That’s like saying that Prince William is the Prince of Europe.

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nicolaus Volentius I think you’re misunderstanding me. The video calls Pocahontas the “Princess of American Indians”, calling her the princess of all the different tribes. I’m saying that that isn’t true. She was the chieftain’s daughter of ONE tribe.

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nicolaus Volentius That’s not the point you were making before, but regardless, I don’t think it’s absurd at all. I made a simple statement: That she was the “princess”(chieftain’s daughter) of one tribe, not all of them. Alliances and Federations have not thing to do with what I’m saying. I’m starting to get the impression that you simply want to argue, and that isn’t something I want to put any more energy into. Goodbye.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Piccolo: ALL OF THEM?!

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would also include the Aztec and Inca empires that probably would’ve never heard of or gave a crap about her.

  • @TVGB
    @TVGB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    "If Pocahontas was on LSD" would perfectly caption the intro

    • @lucaszhu1028
      @lucaszhu1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TVGB1234, what about "Pocahontas' broken physics"?

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🎵 (Sniffs) Have you ever seen a wolf high...?🎵

    • @lucaszhu1028
      @lucaszhu1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane Cash, or bears that are high in coke!

    • @ahsokatanosony
      @ahsokatanosony 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck off

    • @ssuperssonic4569
      @ssuperssonic4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cocainhontas

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    At least they acknowledge different tribes. Most just lump them together as one.

    • @AlottaBoulchit
      @AlottaBoulchit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I found that part very exciting to think about. It made me wonder if the tribes in my blood were mentioned in the show!

    • @lucaszhu1028
      @lucaszhu1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lump em, and get offended by Indigenous Americans being offended.

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wonder how they got the Apaches to join.

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AlottaBoulchit it looks like they mentioned Native Americans from Mexico and Peru, so I imagine they might have.

    • @lucaszhu1028
      @lucaszhu1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No border respect?

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    _When I found out that Pocahontas is actually a 11 year old and John Smith is 21._
    *FBI:* Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

    • @thatsmyOPINION
      @thatsmyOPINION 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Still she got touched on. It's too late

    • @jp100780
      @jp100780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      FUN FACT: John smith actually died from burning to death in a fire he had fallen into after getting too drunk

    • @thatsmyOPINION
      @thatsmyOPINION 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jp100780 What a way to go

    • @MetalSonicReject
      @MetalSonicReject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Learned that from Adam Ruins Everything.

    • @almightytallest9812
      @almightytallest9812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @finland4ever55
    @finland4ever55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    questions:
    THREE QUESTIONS
    1. Why is North Korea making Pocahontas if they hate the USA?
    2. How do they even have money for animation studios in a dictatorship?
    3. Does North Korea like Italy if they're working for Mondo TV?

    • @matchalatte5415
      @matchalatte5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Your answer is at 2:56

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      1. Because USA is white people who killed the natives, who lived a communal lifestyle. So, North Korean logic goes : natives opposed US imperialism. We oppose US imperialism. Therefore we should be friends with the Native Americans. This warped sense of logic also had some in the nazi party idolize the native Americans despite their notorious racism, and think they'd find common cause, only for the Sioux to beat the USA to the punch when it came to declaring war on Nazi Germany.
      2. Because we in the west are very good at outsourcing menial tasks to impoverished 2nd world nations where labour is cheap. It worked for China. And it's not like North Korea has any scrupples. Who's going to tell the Party they're wrong to do so?
      3. Because Italy doesn't have the same mutually sustained hate-boner North Korea and the United States have for eachother.

    • @Killjoy45
      @Killjoy45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@cdcdrr
      "Because Italy doesn't have the same mutually sustained hate-boner North Korea and the United States have for eachother."
      Well, it's not as much talked into media, but Italy was one of those who sent troops to fight North Korea during Korean war. Italy and North Korea opened diplomatic relations in 2000, however in 2017 Italy expelled North Korean ambassador and their ties are pretty much non-existent at the moment.
      I actually find it rather strange that North Korea seems only to hate USA and only USA, when there were alot of countries that fought against North Koreans during the war. Maybe North Korean propaganda simply pictured all UN soldiers as yanks, because they just made the perfect opposite for them.

    • @clarencethecrazy
      @clarencethecrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whelp
      1. Because they have no original ideas
      2. They do, but also if you look closely the graphics are horrible
      3. Still, no.

    • @Esplodiamoinallegria
      @Esplodiamoinallegria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1. They mostly hate white USA and see natives and blacks as oppressed fighters and possible allies (not so theoretically weird if you ask me)
      2. Why not? Both Third Reich and USSR had animation departments and studios, USSR ones being the most developed and artistically accomplished
      3. Yes. While the majority of Italian Communists didn't particularly appreciate DPRK/NK's deranged brand of communism, some Communist factions and splinter groups did so they established ties with Kim Il-Sung and NK cultural departments, even inviting party cadres or traditional ballet dancers to Italian Communist festivals

  • @taystudioartist
    @taystudioartist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    That whale from Pinocchio is back!!
    *hides for life*

    • @mishussy
      @mishussy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh damn i felt that 😂

    • @penny1545
      @penny1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait! Do you suggest tha, that whale was even scarrier than the donkey transformation scene?

    • @ewilliams4410
      @ewilliams4410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@penny1545 100%

    • @penny1545
      @penny1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ewilliams4410 Thanks! :)

  • @iamme3045
    @iamme3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Her face is like this through 90% of the series ( °

  • @sheriffharps9866
    @sheriffharps9866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    What's next? Lion king?!
    Oh, Wait

  • @xaviertyack5640
    @xaviertyack5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Hugs
    1 second: awww
    2 seconds: thats nice
    3 seconds: ok you can let go now
    4 seconds: this is really pushing it
    5 seconds: never get this long unless it's something really dramatic and your talking.
    6 seconds: jesus christ, get a room.

  • @Ali-ii8il
    @Ali-ii8il 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Pocahontas meets the animals with the powers of SHAZAM!

    • @Ali-ii8il
      @Ali-ii8il 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tucsoncoyote 501 oh boy I can tell that you're one of dose fan fiction guys I hate so much.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I'm not too surprised on how bizare this rip-off is , this is just sort of the norm for North Korea

  • @johnathangonzalez1143
    @johnathangonzalez1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Saber: it's so gross I looked away
    Me: I bet it's gross
    Pocahontas: 11:50
    Me: she find the sun dance kinky does she

  • @mcgewglertims9577
    @mcgewglertims9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Head CEO of SEK studios: “Ok, we’re starting on the new Pocahontas project today, everyone take your mandatory company provided LSD”

  • @emilyhanson96
    @emilyhanson96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    9:00 when your foundation is way darker than your actual skin tone.

    • @stasia6103
      @stasia6103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *H I S I S T E R S*

    • @sisovarao2535
      @sisovarao2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stasia6103 *HALLO, WE CAN ALL AGREE WITH THIS. PLUS WHEN YOU HAVE HALF A BOTTLE OF FOUNDATION LEFT BUT THE SQUIRTY THING DOESN'T WORK SO YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE BOTTLE.*

    • @MyCookielittleCat
      @MyCookielittleCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Craked me up tbh

    • @jamesthepikachulover9558
      @jamesthepikachulover9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a girl but yah

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    *Disney:* "We made a terrible Pocahontas movie!"
    *Dingo Pictures:* "Hold my beer."
    *North Korea:* "Both of you, hold my keg."

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I can't believe Pocahontas became an anime

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Moon Hai. Like the new name

    • @brokenbone9518
      @brokenbone9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eyecat15 Please keep your opinion to yourself

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyecat15 lol

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Eyecat15 It's a shame because I do enjoy his non Jojo Reference comments

    • @prussiangermansoldier2987
      @prussiangermansoldier2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11:54
      Based on that noise and face it seems more like a hentai

  • @akatuski420davis6
    @akatuski420davis6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm a choctaw and absentee shawnee (Native American) and grew up in Oklahoma and i can tell you this... This ain't the worst representation of our culture.

  • @azazellon
    @azazellon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    So it's the North Korean version of James Cameron's Avatar.

    • @GdotWdot
      @GdotWdot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except it's actually interesting lol

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Italian* version rather, Saber is being clickbaity again.

    • @lynndavinci4753
      @lynndavinci4753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Avatar was literally just a cgi remake of Dancing with Wolves

    • @anigamer379
      @anigamer379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Azuel Zorro don’t you be dissing avatar

    • @undeadgentalmen
      @undeadgentalmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only no giant smurfs or Kevin Costner.

  • @leonardomcfan7117
    @leonardomcfan7117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    No one:
    Bill Wurtz: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
    North Koreans: No, *_POCAHONTAS_** IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Did... did I just see a bear being sexually assaulted?

    • @cyber23colour71
      @cyber23colour71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, And I Am now Traumatized

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what my mom thought..

    • @raccoon7955
      @raccoon7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please tell me you're joking

  • @brianjohnson1601
    @brianjohnson1601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    You always talk about how they speak over each other but i feel like thats the ONLY accurate thing about this studios content. Thats how people really talk. It actually sounds natural to me....I cant understand it but realisticly, in a heated conversation, nobody waits for the other person to finish their "line" before talking lol

  • @yurikimjongil
    @yurikimjongil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    *Made for my son Kim Jong-un*
    He like disney, thats why

    • @kazzykun5235
      @kazzykun5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh.

    • @Eddbrain
      @Eddbrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Now that explains everything.

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ...huh, really?
      I thought he created that,
      Along with hamburgers, basketball, fun and oxygen....

    • @DogMcMeow
      @DogMcMeow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kn1ght-788 reverse card

    • @jakarnilson
      @jakarnilson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But what about Kim Jong-nam?

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I'm pretty sure the Pocahontas movie is literally just the episodes of the show cut together into one 90 minute movie. At least that's the case with Mondo's Jungle Book "movie".

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like what Disney did with animated “sequels” like Bells magical world, Cinderella 2, and Atlantis 2 were all originally going to be tv shows but didn’t fall through, so they re-edited them to be movies.
      Also Fun fact on the Atlantis one, there was for really to be a crossover with the Gargoyles show with them in the same universe.

  • @danii8168
    @danii8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Nobody:
    Pocahontas in this "cartoon": *intense moaning and laser sounds*

  • @Dumbledoresarmy13
    @Dumbledoresarmy13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Well, historically speaking, Native American tribes were no more buddy-buddy with each other than European nations were with each other. They had different languages and belief systems, fought wars between tribes, and all that good stuff - long before 'the pale face' came along. You can put a river or you can put an ocean between em, but humans will still be humans.

    • @Kirbychu1
      @Kirbychu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hence Pocahontas needing to unite them in the story.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Kirbychu1 Except she said the tribes all ready lived in peace...which isn't true and would nullify the reason for her trip to begin with.

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Let’s see
      - Inca, Aztec, and Toltecs do conduct imperialism and militarism.
      - Native Americans in North though. They tend to be 50-50, where “peace” usually means less raids and skirmishes than usual.
      - also the lack of common language, which the Pocahontas understand let along initiate talks.

    • @anthonyfox585
      @anthonyfox585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hipstershy it pisses me off that people are twisting history to fit their narrative of identity politics

    • @alexandraspring687
      @alexandraspring687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm 100% antiwar and so are most of my friends + a growing number of people. I didn't know we were Plejaren and not Earth human XD

  • @charismalacarne7842
    @charismalacarne7842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Sounds like they mixed pocahontas and sacagawea
    Going to England and fighting the Americans = pocahontas
    Traveling across America = sacagawea

    • @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103
      @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Going to England and fighting the Americans"
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ...u wot m8?

    • @bigbobey1680
      @bigbobey1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or it’s just a shitty, quick money grabbing kids show that isn’t supposed to be historically accurate

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I too Rome to fight the Brits

    • @conradkai9705
      @conradkai9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      laser battles = native americans

    • @tiggytheimpaler5483
      @tiggytheimpaler5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pohcahauntas never fought anyone, she was a child during the actuall hostilities between her tribe and the settlers.

  • @jbleichman
    @jbleichman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    *Opens video*
    *Sees furry woodland creatures with heat vision on a boat fighting a giant whale*
    Welp, better strap in, this one looks like a doozy.

  • @kimbofthejungle4443
    @kimbofthejungle4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imagine being at the studio.
    "The italians ordered something again. This time they want the lion king.... but with eye lasers... chop chop pali pali get to work.

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    6:45 so, Avatar...
    Worshipping dogs = dogs doing worship.... not what I was expecting...wow.

  • @jen_le_girl
    @jen_le_girl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Me and many people from Italy are ashamed for the existence of Mondo media (or how we call it in Italy, Mondo TV) but we use their programs for memes

    • @knightwithoutasword7887
      @knightwithoutasword7887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Onestamente, in quasi vent'anni di vita non ho MAI visto un cartone di Mondo TV, hahah

    • @jen_le_girl
      @jen_le_girl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Knight without a sword manco io

    • @sandokan0758
      @sandokan0758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In childhood i loved all those mondo tv programs... In india simba the king lion, Cinderella,zorro,great book of nature, christopher colombus and sandokan were very famous

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Article 13: OH REALLY

    • @jen_le_girl
      @jen_le_girl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noel Well no, because it will take years and the countries of Europe of adapting and change the law for their country

  • @Kwiyagat
    @Kwiyagat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    As a Native American
    *YO WHAT THE FLUFF*

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Memes maybe? Also, what nation are you?

    • @Khalid.ab41
      @Khalid.ab41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As a North Korean
      This is really great

    • @youtubeuseri57
      @youtubeuseri57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I think they did a better job than Americans with clothing and character drawings. And it was pretty cool to see kachinas shoot laser beams. I’m actually happy they didn’t just stick with the tired route of Native people being merely earth loving nature people. I’d like to see more cartoons like this, from our own native animators

    • @Wurfenkopf
      @Wurfenkopf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As a viking,
      cartoons were better before USA existed

    • @youtubeuseri57
      @youtubeuseri57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wurfenkopf you’re not a Viking 😭

  • @DarkTider
    @DarkTider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:22 - OH god, why on earth isn't that a meme? that delivery brought me to tears with laughter!
    o...right...north korea....

  • @robina.c.6380
    @robina.c.6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    **Italian company is mentioned. uncomfortably sexual(?) scenes follow** me, a sad Italian: nnnnnooo...

    • @BANJO500
      @BANJO500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Non per rivangare il triste presente, ma questi stanno pure dietro alla produzione di Adrian a quanto ho capito. Quando metti insieme Italia e Nord Corea, non può uscire nulla di buono 😅

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robin the Skeleton Moses has entered the chat

    • @inconickuous547
      @inconickuous547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cries in italian*

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it's not the Mondo World Young Warriors episode of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Dear God...what they did with that goat... I really want Phelous and Saberspark to review that episode. They'd both snap so hard. 🤯

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nisarojas2869 No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    0:03 *_Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! Prepare for my civil rights beam!_*

    • @brokenbone9518
      @brokenbone9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eyecat15 "Fatass"

    • @GeorgTheGr8
      @GeorgTheGr8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Eyecat15 What? He just said "I can't believe Pocahontas became an anime" that has nothing to do with this comment lmao

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yespacito HALO

    • @brokenbone9518
      @brokenbone9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Eyecat15 I like them big and chunky

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Civil Rights Beam?! Time to call Elon Musk.

  • @kevinbaker4241
    @kevinbaker4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    SEK Studio was founded on September 7, 1957.
    Hanna-Barbera was founded on September 7, 1957.
    Coincidence? Hmm... probably not...

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sad thing is SEK survived longer.

    • @huekaluvr
      @huekaluvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn north koreans

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only difference between the two is legacy

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remixchild yeah, SEK's is better

    • @montajedelespectador
      @montajedelespectador 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can be subdivision of HB to made inbetweens?

  • @jazzminmaspero4176
    @jazzminmaspero4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Its actually super interesting to see their creative inspirations in these cartoons, considering they're so closed off from the world.

  • @Waya525
    @Waya525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    From a Native American viewpoint: It was Tecumseh who tried to unite the tribes to fight the Colonials. There also 6 Nations of the Iroquois (there would be 7 but the Cherokee moved south); Mohawk, Oneida, Seneca, Onondonga, Cayuga and Tuscarora. If we Cherokees had stayed, we would have been Oyatageronon, the people who lived in caves. And why oh why did he hire the same guy who played the dad from the Titanic animated movie. I give it points for realism, but it is not for kids.

    • @youtubeuseri57
      @youtubeuseri57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Waya525 they did a better job with clothing and names then a lot of American cartoons that’s for sure. Those shows seem to do zero research so yes they do get a few points in my book for that. Also, seeing the kachinas shoot laser beams was awesome. But could’ve definitely been better lol

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      " I give it points for realism, but it is not for kids" They have repeat firing muskets and laser beams lol.

    • @QuizmasterLaw
      @QuizmasterLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and i'm always gonna wonder about a guy named william TECUSMEH sherman
      what was up with that?

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whut

    • @mailboxxy
      @mailboxxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love my cave do not disturb lol

  • @ironsharkz
    @ironsharkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Will Smith: *Looks through telescope*
    *Animals shoot lasers out of their eyes at a whale*
    WS:Ah, that's ho-
    *Looks Again*
    WS:Nah, that's not.

  • @nella2480
    @nella2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The textbooks lied to us....

  • @zachdugan7320
    @zachdugan7320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "These are the same people who made those terrible titanic movies"
    Me, an avid jontron fan: "You're gonna hafta be more specific m8".

    • @heckoffmate1392
      @heckoffmate1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally thought the exact same thing.
      "But the bad Titanic movie with talking animals was Italian?"

  • @themanwiththeplan676
    @themanwiththeplan676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Pocahontas' face gives me a battle angel alita vibe sometimes.

    • @awesomedude5558
      @awesomedude5558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tesla-Effect no. The faces look silly. I've seen how anime should look and it looks actually good.

  • @fig9127
    @fig9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    *Racism taken to a whole new level.*
    Also, “Pocahontas,” looks like Dora in this “rip-off”.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She found her true calling.

    • @ahsokatanosony
      @ahsokatanosony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racism was and is a actual thing there don't make it seem like it wasn't.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ahsokatanosony ???

    • @ahsokatanosony
      @ahsokatanosony 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BJGvideos if you have to ask that you have never holden a history-book

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ahsokatanosony So because you wrote an incoherent sentence it means I don't know history? "Actual think their"?

  • @astra3310
    @astra3310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “I don’t wanna be your guardian Angel anymore! It’s over you’re going to Hell” my guardian angel at any point ever

  • @candicecandice8202
    @candicecandice8202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I need a meme made of the "I dont want to be your guardian angel anymore, thats it, your going to hell."
    Please

  • @landonharris7480
    @landonharris7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The North Koreans..... They try... They fail... They try again.. they still fail.... North Koreans: "Screw it, we'll do it again"

    • @markosimunic4770
      @markosimunic4770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They will do it again.......WITH LAZERS!

    • @happyskitty
      @happyskitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      North koreans and americans think alike (if anyone remembers that comedy spy movie with the same quote)

    • @SuperLeetroy
      @SuperLeetroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "We failed once, we failed twice, we must... Fail again."

  • @gwendolynstata3775
    @gwendolynstata3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    North Korean cartoons are lit AF. It's a shame about the whole "nightmare hell fascist dictatorship regime" thing.

    • @alexandermayro7145
      @alexandermayro7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's actually a communist/juche dictatorship, but yeah, nightmare hell totalitarian dictatorship regime in any case

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      how the hell do you mix up fascism and communism?

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ginogatash4030 Because, despite being on opposite ends of the political spectrum, the result of both is very similar in many ways: totalitarian dictatorship with widespread suffering. Really, the main difference is probably that the communists have more famines and the fascists have more ethnic purges.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maximsavage fascism doesn't necessarely include anti semitism, in fact before facist italy allied with nazi germany in WW2 there were many jews in the army.
      they were racist sure, but because it was the 20's and it was popular back then, it wasn't necessarely part of the ideology, "fascism" it self was just a specific dictatorship, it had nothing different from any other non communist regime.

    • @storytimewiththecrimsondm1318
      @storytimewiththecrimsondm1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree, but then I recall hearing rumors they kidnap animators from japan and force them to make cartoons. Then we have the whole 'korean boats filled with dead japanese people' thing and I start drawing some scary lines.

  • @ChelseaH1
    @ChelseaH1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “The sharks have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads!”

  • @innocentlyfe4720
    @innocentlyfe4720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "And they become gods"
    Me: No....NOOOOOOO!!

    • @jakerelind5577
      @jakerelind5577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Become as Gods plays in the background*

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Innocent Lyfe *Moses has left the chat*

  • @0o0Zero0o0
    @0o0Zero0o0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    16:36
    *CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND INTENSIFIES*

  • @HelamanGile
    @HelamanGile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Sound effects from Porn Hub lol 😂

  • @starstuff7027
    @starstuff7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    10:53 it’s lacrosse or, as it was called back then, the medicine sport. In the culture of the Native Americans it was used as a game to play instead of full on war between two or more tribes. I just thought that you would like to know that. I am a lacrosse player and a history nerd, so that is how I know that. (Sorry if all the information is not exactly correct.)

    • @PLocke4
      @PLocke4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They also used to play the game with peoples heads and 2 sticks instead of one

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hardly doubt that’s true seeing they were scattered across The continent and each tribe had there own language

    • @starstuff7027
      @starstuff7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Steven9567 In the northern western tribes, that is what is was called. It was call something very similar in other regions. It was originally created by the Cherokee and most peoples used that name in the north western regions. Most of the native Americans in the northwestern regions were actually quite close as well. In the west is were they were more spread out.

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starstuff7027 and again i doubt they were peaceful

    • @starstuff7027
      @starstuff7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Steven9567 The games were. Their feuds not so much. That was until they made peace treaties. And I never said it was peaceful, I just said it was their substitute for a full on war.

  • @SuperMonkey94
    @SuperMonkey94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    oh dang, this was really weird being native myself. I was surprised at 10:56 and 11:05, that was a Trickster Kachina (Pueblo Clown, Jester Kachina, you get the idea) which is seen within my tribes, Pueblo Laguna and Hopi. I was honest to god surprised by the amount of research they put into the designs of the tribes.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s fascinating. Considering how they portray other races and cultures I was expecting a completely stereotypical and ugly representation, but this is... not as awful as it could have been.

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a pity they couldn't maintain consistency and apparently had the Europeans wearing late 18th century uniforms. I'm pretty sure the Americas were not conquered by Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdcdrr NaPoleOn diD ConQueRed AMeRicA.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I ask which First Nation are you from?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 Still wrong century of clothes.

  • @Shiro-Foxy
    @Shiro-Foxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Bad Voice acting?
    "We come from the mayor...."

  • @robertnewman4854
    @robertnewman4854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I don't care what anyone says, this show is the single greatest adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune ever made. Sure, the decision to recast Paul Atreides as a young Pamunkey Indian was odd, but don't tell me that this wasn't the most faithful and earnest adaptation ever. I had no clue that the North Korean's loved Dune as much as the West.

  • @ricochet0928
    @ricochet0928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    No, there was definitely a talking tree in the real life story of Pocahontas. That's one of the only things disney actually got right

    • @kravenraven3986
      @kravenraven3986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, it was actually the tree George Washington chopped down; the more you know!

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kravenraven3986 wow

    • @qake2015
      @qake2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah it's speaking vietnam for some reason

  • @feeno1188
    @feeno1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    It's the MCU
    The Mondo Cinematic Universe 👌😂

    • @impartialgamer444
      @impartialgamer444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god i've heard that joke somewhere

    • @feeno1188
      @feeno1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@impartialgamer444 hell yeah JDG

    • @powerfulstache0583
      @powerfulstache0583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Give that french patriot a medal

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HECK YEAH JDG REFS!

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was searching for that one tbh

  • @usoppfangirl8153
    @usoppfangirl8153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Hey at least it's more historically accurate than Pocahontas
    Besides the talking animals, animal gods, and lasers

    • @thespookyvaginosisnut5984
      @thespookyvaginosisnut5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tru

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      UsoppFanGirl I don’t know why I find this funny I’m sorry 😅

    • @lucasmcinnis5045
      @lucasmcinnis5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except that one train in 1613 😂

    • @nikosr265
      @nikosr265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol not at ALL actually

    • @animelovbee101
      @animelovbee101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all, the both the first and second movie were more accurate then this O. O

  • @BrysonRobinson
    @BrysonRobinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    *POCAHANTAS OVER 9,000*
    Survives Shaggy at 2% power
    Pocahontas : Chuckles, I'm in danger

  • @afredfrensky5668
    @afredfrensky5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "And white people"
    This movie is more related to real life that the original pocahontas

    • @AGZhark
      @AGZhark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m dissatisfied to find out that that’s true

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    0/10 not enough nukes.

    • @thotpolice7828
      @thotpolice7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You again...

    • @mishussy
      @mishussy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How to properly clean your metal computer I see you everywhere

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Laser natives was a short lived 80s punk band that never got the credit it deserved

  • @Thurston86
    @Thurston86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    8:05 Why doesn’t it surprise me that North Koreans can’t pronounce Iroquois?
    BTW, I can confirm my ancestors were proficient in the use of lasers. 100% accurate.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice.

    • @alienchola
      @alienchola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But the voice actor @8:05 isnt North Korean....

    • @Optimalillusion
      @Optimalillusion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm four tribes, and two of them were highly proficient with light sabers.

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aspiring Marauder you're right, conspiracy confirmed

    • @aerogrape6376
      @aerogrape6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      as a native american i can in fact shoot lasers from my eyes

  • @dfox6222
    @dfox6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Regular Pocahontas: Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us.
    North Korean Pocahontas: 5:35

  • @swishswish3611
    @swishswish3611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    3:59
    Saber: "But let's go ahead and address the elephant in the room. Yes,..."
    Me:
    *EXPECTS AN ACTUAL ELEPHANT*

    • @UXB1000
      @UXB1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *An elephant that shoots lasers.*

  • @tareg234
    @tareg234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    disney stole the lion king from osamu tezuka kimba the white lion .

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the actual plot comes from Hamlet.

    • @tareg234
      @tareg234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, but in the original story they were not animals and Kimba ,Simba this is real stole

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tareg234 So other than it having animals, and a main character named similarly, how is it actually a rip-off?
      Troll 2 had a main character named Harry Potter, does that mean J.K. Rowling stole the idea since Troll 2 came first?

    • @TheDoomBlueShell
      @TheDoomBlueShell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@whichcache2517 Well many scenes are rip-off from Kimba, like the father being a cloud to talk to him, and many characters are identical advisor that is a bird, mandrill that is a sage and the list goes on, have a video showing all the "similarities" between the two, still I love Lion King over Kimba but it is a rip-off

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, for all the talk of people ripping Disney off, Disney themselves have done their own fair share of borderline plagiary down through the years...which is why I have little sympathy for them whenever they complain.

  • @whyamialive5842
    @whyamialive5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pocahontas: Can I Copy Your Homework?
    Pocahontas: Ok Sure. But Make It Look Different So The Teacher Doesn’t Notice.
    Pocahontas’ Homework:

  • @ianholmes4723
    @ianholmes4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    ITS OVER.... YOUR GOING TO HELL! 2:27

  • @cookiekitty194
    @cookiekitty194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    North Korea loves their lasers don't they?

  • @NostalgicWoodwind
    @NostalgicWoodwind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Who would win in a fight?
    Pocahontas: Princess of the American Indians, Squirrel and Hedgehog, or Simba King Lion?

  • @SlapstickGenius23
    @SlapstickGenius23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Actually it’s a tv series instead of a film, but it does have a film predecessor (also produced by Corradi), which is more faithful to the actual story.

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    *_North Koreans are clearly superior at making movies than the rest of the world._*
    (Please don't execute me Kim.)

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True Korea makes the best cartoons.

    • @amirabudubai2279
      @amirabudubai2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You dare call the Supreme Commander by his first name! Ready the AA cannons.

    • @oraclescrolls
      @oraclescrolls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JUST MONIKA

    • @sofiaparedes5597
      @sofiaparedes5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      예!!!! _~help I'm being held hostage by the north Korean government~_ 진짜!!!!

    • @sofiaparedes5597
      @sofiaparedes5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amirabudubai2279 actually that's his surname...

  • @UnevenCat
    @UnevenCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Still does a better job of representing native american diversity than most American media has.

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Funny cus Native Americans actually helped with Pocahontas. The one voice actor was native and he said it’s the best Native American representation he’s seen at the time

    • @UnevenCat
      @UnevenCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      rebel yea but that's one tribe, which isnt really diverse

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@UnevenCat good point. Oh well show sucked over all tho

    • @jay-mp1rb
      @jay-mp1rb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pearl the rebel in 1995.... that rlly wasnt much to live up too. pocahontus (disney) was gross and aged a 12yr old girl who was raped and kidnapped up to be some hippie sexy 20-something who fell in love with and saved a white man. in 1995, anything that wasnt “evil indian v. white savior cowboy” would be good representation.

    • @killerkraut9179
      @killerkraut9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in my Knowlege there was many movies about Red Indians in the Communist Regimes many so Called Red westerns