never talk over someone. either you'll learn you were mistaken or they'll dig themselves deeper. plus, talking over someone like that makes you look like the asshole and them the victim which is bad when they are the one in the wrong.
Story 4: First impressions are everything. It applies just not to the interviewee, but the interviewer too. The fact that the manager straight up went into a hyper-aggressive rant over a *PARKING SPOT* while OP didn't do anything wrong is foul. He basically told OP "I have anger issues and will make you miserable while assuming" without telling them that. G-Tier first impression, Manager.
well it is selfish and unfair if you've been a doormat and been doing all of your boss's work on top of your own and your boss has no guarantee that your replacement will do the same. after all, how dare you be so selfish as to make your superiors do their own work, don't you know how unfair that is?!
Story 3: Recovery, according to some research, can go from a few days to several months depending on multiple factors, including what the surgery was. So yeah, the fact that Karla accused Joey of faking his continued recovery after about a month is just awful. And…well…she asked for ANY proof, so she can only blame herself for getting proof that basically triggered emetephobia
Yeah, when I broke my kneecap about 6 years ago, It took me three months until I got back to where I was functional, and even then... Heck, I still to this day prefer to avoid running just in case.
Very true, for instance, I got a cochlear surgery (for those who don't know, it essentially helps restore a fully deaf ear via an implant that connects magnetically to a device that rests on my ear) last year, and I'm still recovering, because for surgeries like that, it doesn't stop at the surgery wound... I have to heal, roughly 8 or 9 years of my ear being deaf and useless, thankfully, tho, it's Bluetooth and I can do sound therapy at my own pace ^^
Story 1: Sorry, I know the business was small, but Mary should have had a disciplinarian meeting after the first time she revoked OPs access, and Fired for the second.
@@spencersmith6071Not really. If it's 7am when it's posted to you, that means Fusion probably lives in Hawaii which is sweet. That would be about right with timezones.
@@NyttAura i live in new zealand and i'm pretty sure he posts around 2 or 3 am my time. But i watch them at like 7 when I wake up. Kinda a routine for me at this point, even if i'm up late at that time i'll still wait till morning to watch the video
story 1: If I was the owner I would be in control mode because Mary is opening the company to a retaliation lawsuit, you would think the CEO would be getting a strong hand on Mary over that day 1, yet alone what goes on after.
Not gonna lie, if I owned a company and I learned one of my employees was being treated like that by one of my managers while doing pretty much all their work I'd immediately fire the manager and promote the employee in their place with a commensurate pay increase to their "new" responsabilities as well as a nice bonus for their trouble.
First story: Why she didn't got another person to "relegate her work" instead of showing she does hard drugs because not even a crazy person does that.
No, OP, the owner does not need somebody like Mary, you did him a favor. Trust me, as a former manager, a toxic employee is worse than being understaffed. I'd rather pull a double shift to cover and help my people than have that contagion on the floor.
In all these years of watching R slash daily, this is the first time an upload has been this far off schedule. I wonder if this was this vid due in 9 hours or not
@@rapheAltoid77 Seems you're just trying to be an asshole over pedantics that don't matter so to be specific, I never said it hadn't happened before. Just that this was the first time it was this far off. If I'm not mistaken, last time was only an hour or two early
"Apologize like your job depends on it..." I can feel the death stare, the glaring daggers, the fire in the eyes from this far in time and space. The eyes on whoever said that sentence would have made Hercules pee on his pants, I bet!
About that last story- I'm a below-knee amputee. One day, I pulled into a handicapped spot in a parking lot, put up my placard and got out of my vehicle. A typical Karen comes up to me and demands that I move because "you don't need that spot. I bet that you stole that placard!" I explained that I'm disabled and own the placard. She demands to see my paperwork; I refused. She yelled, "Prove it, you lazy, fake bastard!" Then she proceeds to shove me down and try to get in my vehicle. By this time, people were looking and asking her WTF. She screamed at them to mind their own business. I proceeded to push the button on my socket through my jeans while trying to stand up. My leg popped out of my jeans and hit her in the leg while I screamed blue murder, as if I was in pain. She looked down, saw my prosthetic and screamed herself. She ran off while some people chased her and others helped me reattach my leg and helped me stand up. I thanked them and went to run my errand. I understand that she was arrested for assault on a disabled person. Rather than deal with the whole mess, I snuck away and drove home. Achievement Unlocked: Malicious Compliance!
Complaining to a manager that you had to pay for half the fine instead of none of it is like complaining to a police officer that the house you broke into was to hard to steal from.
Imagine the conversation if OP called Mary after she got fired. Mary: "HELLO?!" OP: "So, I heard you got fired, what happened?" Mary: **ANGRY SCREECHING NOISES** OP: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! Good luck finding a new job though!" Mary probably: **ANGRY SCREECHING INTENSIFIES**
Laptop charger guy gave me flashbacks to working at Duncan Donuts. We would sometimes get people *****ing us out for our coffee being too hot. Not because they spilled on themselves or anything, they would just be fishing for compensation like free coupons, gift cards or at least a free coffee. I would, in customer service talk tell them that unless they were given a faulty lid and were injured that we weren't liable for anything because the cups all had a very clear "Caution:Hot Beverage" label, ESPECIALLY in cases where the customer removed the lid themselves. Most would grumpily leave it at that and file a complaint but some would actually try to threaten lawsuit and try to claim it was illegal to serve coffee this hot. To which I would have to explain (on deaf ears) the food safety regulation for coffee temperature. It's just kind of funny when people think willful ignorance is a good excuse to avoid personal responsibility.
13:50 Whoever came up with the idea to muffle the “apologise like your job depends on it” line is a genius and elevated the whole video (I’m assuming there’s the possibility of an editor)
He does fun things like that sometimes, like you can hear him stand at the end of the room to do the voice of a person shouting from another room in some videos, or makes some really fun sound effects you can tell he did on the spot.
The fine story: I finished my degree and decided not to attend convocation. The university did not send me my diploma because I had $2.70 in unpaid library fines. I ignored them because I had a transcript of my marks, which was sufficient for every job I applied for (I disputed the fine on the grounds I had dropped the books off at the reception desk on the due date). _Thirty years later_ , I decided to take some evening courses at another university, but they required a copy of my diploma, so I had to contact my original university. They decided to waive the fine and sent me my diploma, but I had to wonder about them keeping a record of an $2.70 fine for 30 years.
13:54 can you imagine getting a call from someone apologizing, and the caller is being held at gun point and you subtly hear "apologize like your life depends on it" I'd be both laughing and scared sh*tless
With that parking story if the hiring manager saw the car pull up into the handicap spot that a placard should’ve been seen, plus they should’ve seen OP exit the car and not whoever the actual owner of it was. Granted not sure what the angle was that they saw the car park from so making out either may have been a bit trickier than just seeing the car pull up. Still a bad move to either assume that Op didn’t have a disability or was using the spot without a placard. As for the two weeks story, that lady went from 0-100 really fast, especially when making all those threats to OP. Also sabotaging them for no reason other that to be vindictive means she was just shooting herself in the foot even more. That lady was completely blinded by pure rage at the loss of her worker drone.
Honestly? I’m not surprised he fired Mary. Every time she tried to sabotage Op she also sabotaged the owner’s other staff, if not outright sabotaged his company.
Boss: at noon today a very special person will be called out for a. Promotion! *noon* Boss: can Mary come to my office please? Boss: op to you want to give her the good news? Op: uhhh. Ok. Mary, it is my… honour to promote you to unemployed. Smug Mary: what? Boss: you heard him! You’ve been promoted to unemployed! Goodbye!
I definitely report that hiring manager to the company's HR with a lawsuit for discrimination against not only the fact that she he was outright rude to a woman. But also the fact to disabled people because of the fact he took offense to a person being in a handicap spot.
So for the handicapped story, I’m guessing that the cat didn’t have a handicapped license plate nor the thing you hang on a mirror. That’s how handicapped people identify their vehicles. So not being too hard on the manager on that but getting THAT upset without knowing the full story is another thing.
1st story: OP replaced the person who stole 80 thousand dollars from the company. OP was doing 80% of Mary's work. The person who OP replace was likely also doing 80% of Mary's work which is most likely why they were able to steal 80 thousand dollars from the company.
Its 1am and I was gonna sleep. But not now 😂 I'm blaming you if I'm too tired tomorrow 9:49 fair if you don't wanna see someone puke but like why'd you ask for proof of someone being sick then get mad when you received said proof? You literally asked for it Carla. Being scared of vomit sounds like a skill issue. I don't wanna be anywhere near someone puking but I'll still get them water or a bucket because that's what the sick person needs and my feelings aren't important in that moment.
Who decided to let a hiring manager who’s so dumb he doesn’t know that cars can be the same colour and make as each other do interviews for their company? I wonder if they’ve had any success at all with him and wondering why no-one is taking the job offers? 😂
As someone who's worked in a small office with barely a dozen employees, you _definitely_ don't need the toxic one, literally everyone is willing to cover for them until a replacement is found. Had similar coworkers we'd all covered for just to get rid of and replace and any GOOD boss would cover them himself.
With how early/late this was posted I have to assume you either posted at the wrong time or have to take today off either way we all hope our one and only true god rslash is healthy and happy
wait-so in the last story. ceo wanted op to apply. supervisor said no. supervisor was forced to apologies. op didn't get the job? why didnt the ceo followup on it if they wanted op that bad?
I'm sick so when i saw the time of upload I had to check the clock/comments to make sure i wasn't somehow waking up to get medicine at 10 AM...while it's dark out...and everyone is asleep. Yeah, this doesn't make sense in any dimension.
Mary's threats in the first story are massively stupid on her part. First, why OP would get a referral from her to begin with? Also the whole threat of getting OP fired from his new job and blacklisted from working on his position anywhere in the town was massively hollow; First, she had no power to get him fired, and even if she did then what? She would give OP a slam-dunk case for a lawsuit against her for retaliation, and get herself blacklisted, not OP (because I doubt any minimally decent company would hire someone who lost a lawsuit for retaliation against a former employee/subordinate)
Well this is a nice surprise. Kinda sad to think this might get removed soon. Would be nice if it is actually and intentionally a bonus midnight episode
Mary learning that she shot herself in the foot....and still being surprised that it hurt.....yep I'm calling it, RSlash, you are lucky but how does this lot of people act like having water lead poisoning?
Who died and made Mary the boss of the company. Mary is very toxic person, who does not need to be put in charge of anyone. So Mary played around and found out her ignorant toxic actions have consequences. Have fun Mary finding a new job.
This posting when it did has given me a thought if you end up feeling like setting up a second channel again. Rslash late night! More constructive and wholesome stories for the normal Rslash content as per usual with more raunchy and intense stories for the late night channel. That way you can keep the best monetization on the primary channel and any videos that DON'T get demonetized on the second channel being a bonus.
Can someone explain to me how handicapped parking spaces work in the US? I mean, what exactly qualifies someone to use them? Basically, the reason for those spots is to give people with severe movment issues more space to maneuver around the car (getting wheelchairs out, for instance) as they are wider than regular spots and reduce the distance as they are closer to the entrance. But if everyone, with every disability, can use these spots, their purpose is greatly reduced. That's why in the entire European Union, for instance, you only get a handicapped parking plackard for a severe disability. The plackard is personalised and not tranferrable and can only be used if the handicapped person actually uses it - also, there are no indications or stickers on the number plates, the only thing that allows for handicapped parking is the plackard which is not tied to a specific vehicle. You can get a _Parking card for people with disabilities in the European Union_ at local road traffic licensing departments or regulatory agency. The exact definitions may vary in detail from country to country, but to get approved for it in Germany, you must attest to a _severe mobility impairment_ (indicated by _aG_ for _außergewöhnlicher Grad_ in the _severely handicapped pass)._ There are some additional rules, but that's the general idea. This _severe grade of disability_ indicator is related to mobility issues. There is a grade system to determine the _grade of disability_ up to 100%, and the indicator _aG_ is generally applied at 80% grade *and* a severe mobility issue that can roughly defined as _being permanently unable or severely limited to move by themselves without assistance or great effort outside of their vehicle_ or by other health issues (that are not defined as a disability) that _permanently restrict mobility in a way that equals that of a disability_ (a bit strange, but this passage is meant to include people with issues that are not for themselves disabilities as defined by German law). [Basically that means the following: Handicapped parking is a way to _equalise the impairement caused by a disability_ and should therefore *only* be used by those who _need_ them for this excact purpose in order to participate in society as independently as possible. My dad, for instance, had a stroke a few years back that left him with a walking disporder (most notably ataxia, which impaired his sense of balance). He has a disability pass, his _grade of disability_ is somewhere above 60% but his _indicator_ is *B,* for _Begleitperson_ (assistant), which allows him _and a second person_ to use public short-distance transit (so, no long distance trains or planes or something similar) for free, as _B_ indicates he _meets the requirement for indicator _*_G_* (which indicates an impairment of at least 50%) *and* _requires assistance_ when using public transportation. He _does not qualify_ for a handicapped plackard, because even though his _grade of disability_ gives him the status of a _severe_ disability, but not the _severe mobility impairment_ necessary: He is able to move, without his car and without much effort, he just walks slowly using either a cane or a walker and might suddelny lose balance. So even though it _might_ be nice for him to not have to walk a few hundred meters from the car to a shop, he is perfectly able to - the handicapped parking spots remain reserved for those who explicitly _can't_ move.] Please, tell me how this works in the US (though it'S probably a mess with different regulations from state to state or even municipality to municipality - it's hard to believe that the US can't manage to introduce many reasonable laws on a federal basis - being one country - when in the EU, 27 independant countries manage to at least provide binding guidelines - but that's another story).
"Apologize like your job depends on it" is such a fabulous line. Also, not letting the other person have a word in edgewise is usually unwise.
never talk over someone. either you'll learn you were mistaken or they'll dig themselves deeper. plus, talking over someone like that makes you look like the asshole and them the victim which is bad when they are the one in the wrong.
@@abiean222mii im mm
It's like when your parent says "aplogize like you mean it."
That muffled “apologize like your job depends on it” was fantastic. Lol.
I love little elements like this that bring the story to life.
Op is probably like a son/daughter to the CEO so that guy F'd up big time 🤣
I had to control my laughter at that bit because it's almost 2:30 am and people are sleeping
reminds me of one entitledparents story he read where he emulated yelling across the room so you hear this distant 'excuuuuuuuuuse me'
lmao that was the best part of this entire video
@@Altoryuoh crap do you have the link?
Story 4: First impressions are everything. It applies just not to the interviewee, but the interviewer too.
The fact that the manager straight up went into a hyper-aggressive rant over a *PARKING SPOT* while OP didn't do anything wrong is foul. He basically told OP "I have anger issues and will make you miserable while assuming" without telling them that. G-Tier first impression, Manager.
Mary in the first story made me so mad. Employers can fire you without notice but somehow when you give notice your selfish and unfair?
well it is selfish and unfair if you've been a doormat and been doing all of your boss's work on top of your own and your boss has no guarantee that your replacement will do the same. after all, how dare you be so selfish as to make your superiors do their own work, don't you know how unfair that is?!
Lady Cassandra, is that you? You're looking a little... _dry._
OP did roughly 80% of Mary's work. If she left, then she'd have to actually do her job.
Story 3: Recovery, according to some research, can go from a few days to several months depending on multiple factors, including what the surgery was.
So yeah, the fact that Karla accused Joey of faking his continued recovery after about a month is just awful.
And…well…she asked for ANY proof, so she can only blame herself for getting proof that basically triggered emetephobia
Yeah, when I broke my kneecap about 6 years ago, It took me three months until I got back to where I was functional, and even then... Heck, I still to this day prefer to avoid running just in case.
@@akl2k7 I’m getting surgery on my elbow soon and now I’m even more nervous 😅
@@kranberry3318 Be glad you won't need crutches. :)
Very true, for instance, I got a cochlear surgery (for those who don't know, it essentially helps restore a fully deaf ear via an implant that connects magnetically to a device that rests on my ear) last year, and I'm still recovering, because for surgeries like that, it doesn't stop at the surgery wound... I have to heal, roughly 8 or 9 years of my ear being deaf and useless, thankfully, tho, it's Bluetooth and I can do sound therapy at my own pace ^^
I gotta say, having to wake up early, only to be surprised by a new r/slash video is a nice way to start this morning.
hope you are in Europe or something because if you have to wake up at 9pm that sucks
@@tkbrosplay5418 ah, no worries, I live in Europe. If I had to get up at 9pm I'd probably quit.
@@noir0Iyeah, I get the R/Slash vids around 7-7:30am myself, so seeing an R/Slash in the evening is a pleasant surprise since I just got off work
@@IDaireYou That sounds like a nice end to a shift ngl.
@@noir0II usually wake up to his videos I’m glad I’m not the only one who was like “wtf he usually posts when I wake up” (I live in Las Vegas, Nevada)
Finally caught up on all the malicious compliance stories, now to listen to all the insane parents ones! I can't sleep without noise 😅
Same. I love sleeping listening to Rslash
Apparently it's a trauma response
Same. rSlash is great to listen to when I need the perfect thing to focus on so my brain can wind down for sleep
Omg same! Now his voice low key makes me sleepy 😅😂
The girl who walked out the job interview with the dbag manager definitely dodged a bullet.
Story 1: Sorry, I know the business was small, but Mary should have had a disciplinarian meeting after the first time she revoked OPs access, and Fired for the second.
Now this is an absolute treat. I legit wake up with Rslash every day and now I am going to bed with a fresh one damn!!!
exactly! I listen to him everyday so this was a surprise!
same, i watch him every morning when i wake up cause he posts like 2am my time
@@fusionsid270 Damn that sucks that its at 2am for you, Im lucky enough that its posted 7am my time
@@spencersmith6071Not really. If it's 7am when it's posted to you, that means Fusion probably lives in Hawaii which is sweet. That would be about right with timezones.
@@NyttAura i live in new zealand and i'm pretty sure he posts around 2 or 3 am my time. But i watch them at like 7 when I wake up. Kinda a routine for me at this point, even if i'm up late at that time i'll still wait till morning to watch the video
If this is intentional, that’s great! If not, I hope you don’t feel pressured to make another one tomorrow!
He never does 💀
@@bluebutterfingers2525 Never feels pressured? That’s good!
He better! (Jkjk)
Couldn't agree more. I mean, it's past midnight on the east coast. Far as I figure, that's a new episode on a new day.
He records these days or even weeks in advance.
story 1: If I was the owner I would be in control mode because Mary is opening the company to a retaliation lawsuit, you would think the CEO would be getting a strong hand on Mary over that day 1, yet alone what goes on after.
Not gonna lie, if I owned a company and I learned one of my employees was being treated like that by one of my managers while doing pretty much all their work I'd immediately fire the manager and promote the employee in their place with a commensurate pay increase to their "new" responsabilities as well as a nice bonus for their trouble.
Someone got mixed up with the time change
"Apologize like your job depends on it!"
I approve that particular power play.
“Apologize like your job depends on it.” I LOVE THAT LINE!
First story: Why she didn't got another person to "relegate her work" instead of showing she does hard drugs because not even a crazy person does that.
Probably because the other employees had a spine and told her "no?"
Thanks R/slash. I know you've done this unintentionally sometimes. But, it's a good gift to your loyal subscribers.😊
This is a awesome 2 episodes in 1 day. 😂😂🎉
Prob non later in the day
Late night rslash
Loving this! I always enjoy listening to rslash, and two episodes in one day is awesome!
This is prob the video for later in the day. Accidently uploaded
No, OP, the owner does not need somebody like Mary, you did him a favor. Trust me, as a former manager, a toxic employee is worse than being understaffed. I'd rather pull a double shift to cover and help my people than have that contagion on the floor.
Really glad that the owner in Story 1 was on OP’s side against Mary.
Mary was probably on the owner's firing block for a while, and this mistreatment of OP was the metaphorical straw that finally broke the camel's back.
good guy owner
In all these years of watching R slash daily, this is the first time an upload has been this far off schedule. I wonder if this was this vid due in 9 hours or not
It's definitely happened before, but okay. He accidentally publishes instead of scheduling.
@@rapheAltoid77 Seems you're just trying to be an asshole over pedantics that don't matter so to be specific, I never said it hadn't happened before. Just that this was the first time it was this far off. If I'm not mistaken, last time was only an hour or two early
@@DuncanGDA he is right, it was like a 8 or 9 hours early upload, so it was unnecessary to call him an AH
@@leoquevedo7166 Unnecessary, sure. Adjudicating, just as much. He replied to a part of my comment that didn't exist, so I don't care
@@DuncanGDAit has been this far off before.
You are the one adding in words that they didn't say because you don't want to admit that you are wrong.
"Apologize like your job depends on it..." I can feel the death stare, the glaring daggers, the fire in the eyes from this far in time and space. The eyes on whoever said that sentence would have made Hercules pee on his pants, I bet!
I dont know why this released at 1am but im not complaining
His video uploads are probably set to upload at the same idea each day but the timer for this one was set at the wrong time
In New Zealand it’s always uploaded between 1-3am (depending on daylight savings in New Zealand/America)
Two videos in one day?! Awesome! 👍🏻
Whether an accident or on purpose Thanks Dabney❤ if you feel like taking a day off posting tomorrow I wouldn't say anyone would blame you or mind
About that last story- I'm a below-knee amputee. One day, I pulled into a handicapped spot in a parking lot, put up my placard and got out of my vehicle. A typical Karen comes up to me and demands that I move because "you don't need that spot. I bet that you stole that placard!" I explained that I'm disabled and own the placard. She demands to see my paperwork; I refused. She yelled, "Prove it, you lazy, fake bastard!" Then she proceeds to shove me down and try to get in my vehicle. By this time, people were looking and asking her WTF. She screamed at them to mind their own business. I proceeded to push the button on my socket through my jeans while trying to stand up. My leg popped out of my jeans and hit her in the leg while I screamed blue murder, as if I was in pain. She looked down, saw my prosthetic and screamed herself. She ran off while some people chased her and others helped me reattach my leg and helped me stand up. I thanked them and went to run my errand. I understand that she was arrested for assault on a disabled person. Rather than deal with the whole mess, I snuck away and drove home. Achievement Unlocked: Malicious Compliance!
I like how we all here aware of the upload schedule and concerned yet happy for the content lol we are the best fans really lol
That last comment story was gold with that "apologize like your job depends on it"
An r/ video that actually aligns with my morning? What a treat
7 more days till rslash’s birthday 🎉
An R slash video at midnight now that is rare
It's usually midnight or thereabouts when we get Rslash uploads here in Australia 😊
Complaining to a manager that you had to pay for half the fine instead of none of it is like complaining to a police officer that the house you broke into was to hard to steal from.
So, hiring managers have enough free time to police the parking lots? 😂😂😂
Imagine the conversation if OP called Mary after she got fired.
Mary: "HELLO?!"
OP: "So, I heard you got fired, what happened?"
Mary: **ANGRY SCREECHING NOISES**
OP: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! Good luck finding a new job though!"
Mary probably: **ANGRY SCREECHING INTENSIFIES**
Yo what? Late/early Rslash ep?! I’m here for it, more’s always better!
Laptop charger guy gave me flashbacks to working at Duncan Donuts. We would sometimes get people *****ing us out for our coffee being too hot. Not because they spilled on themselves or anything, they would just be fishing for compensation like free coupons, gift cards or at least a free coffee. I would, in customer service talk tell them that unless they were given a faulty lid and were injured that we weren't liable for anything because the cups all had a very clear "Caution:Hot Beverage" label, ESPECIALLY in cases where the customer removed the lid themselves. Most would grumpily leave it at that and file a complaint but some would actually try to threaten lawsuit and try to claim it was illegal to serve coffee this hot. To which I would have to explain (on deaf ears) the food safety regulation for coffee temperature.
It's just kind of funny when people think willful ignorance is a good excuse to avoid personal responsibility.
13:50 Whoever came up with the idea to muffle the “apologise like your job depends on it” line is a genius and elevated the whole video (I’m assuming there’s the possibility of an editor)
He does fun things like that sometimes, like you can hear him stand at the end of the room to do the voice of a person shouting from another room in some videos, or makes some really fun sound effects you can tell he did on the spot.
Dabney, in the sickness story, PT in this instance likely refers to Physical Therapy and not Physical Training.
The fine story: I finished my degree and decided not to attend convocation. The university did not send me my diploma because I had $2.70 in unpaid library fines. I ignored them because I had a transcript of my marks, which was sufficient for every job I applied for (I disputed the fine on the grounds I had dropped the books off at the reception desk on the due date). _Thirty years later_ , I decided to take some evening courses at another university, but they required a copy of my diploma, so I had to contact my original university. They decided to waive the fine and sent me my diploma, but I had to wonder about them keeping a record of an $2.70 fine for 30 years.
pls do more funny subreddits again 😭😭
13:54 can you imagine getting a call from someone apologizing, and the caller is being held at gun point and you subtly hear "apologize like your life depends on it" I'd be both laughing and scared sh*tless
2 uploads in one day! Unbelievable
Thought my phone was tripping lol
Either someone slipped up, or is celebrating the holiday today instead of Saturday
Late night Rslash Video?
I enjoy how 80% of the comments are just shock that the episode released early lol. We’re apparently very trained to your schedule Dabney😂
"Apologize like your job depends on It" that is so badass
13:52 This had me laughing so loud! I love when rSlash throws in sound effects and other things to really make the story pop. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
With that parking story if the hiring manager saw the car pull up into the handicap spot that a placard should’ve been seen, plus they should’ve seen OP exit the car and not whoever the actual owner of it was.
Granted not sure what the angle was that they saw the car park from so making out either may have been a bit trickier than just seeing the car pull up. Still a bad move to either assume that Op didn’t have a disability or was using the spot without a placard.
As for the two weeks story, that lady went from 0-100 really fast, especially when making all those threats to OP. Also sabotaging them for no reason other that to be vindictive means she was just shooting herself in the foot even more. That lady was completely blinded by pure rage at the loss of her worker drone.
Trying to get some early rest Rslash. Respect you deserve it.
1:16 if Mary’s their boss, isn’t this retaliation or something? I’m positive op could sue her
Man, that one hour change really screwed Rslash up. Lol
Honestly? I’m not surprised he fired Mary. Every time she tried to sabotage Op she also sabotaged the owner’s other staff, if not outright sabotaged his company.
13:51 The way you recorded this made me burst out laughing! Great touch, Dabney.
Boss: at noon today a very special person will be called out for a. Promotion!
*noon*
Boss: can Mary come to my office please?
Boss: op to you want to give her the good news?
Op: uhhh. Ok. Mary, it is my… honour to promote you to unemployed.
Smug Mary: what?
Boss: you heard him! You’ve been promoted to unemployed! Goodbye!
I definitely report that hiring manager to the company's HR with a lawsuit for discrimination against not only the fact that she he was outright rude to a woman. But also the fact to disabled people because of the fact he took offense to a person being in a handicap spot.
So for the handicapped story, I’m guessing that the cat didn’t have a handicapped license plate nor the thing you hang on a mirror. That’s how handicapped people identify their vehicles. So not being too hard on the manager on that but getting THAT upset without knowing the full story is another thing.
Can listen before and after school 🔥🔥🔥
Woah late night release!
1st story: OP replaced the person who stole 80 thousand dollars from the company. OP was doing 80% of Mary's work. The person who OP replace was likely also doing 80% of Mary's work which is most likely why they were able to steal 80 thousand dollars from the company.
_wait a second, it's not 9AM EST_
Its 1am and I was gonna sleep. But not now 😂 I'm blaming you if I'm too tired tomorrow
9:49 fair if you don't wanna see someone puke but like why'd you ask for proof of someone being sick then get mad when you received said proof? You literally asked for it Carla. Being scared of vomit sounds like a skill issue. I don't wanna be anywhere near someone puking but I'll still get them water or a bucket because that's what the sick person needs and my feelings aren't important in that moment.
Who decided to let a hiring manager who’s so dumb he doesn’t know that cars can be the same colour and make as each other do interviews for their company? I wonder if they’ve had any success at all with him and wondering why no-one is taking the job offers? 😂
R/Slash, Dabney, everything ok?
As someone who's worked in a small office with barely a dozen employees, you _definitely_ don't need the toxic one, literally everyone is willing to cover for them until a replacement is found.
Had similar coworkers we'd all covered for just to get rid of and replace and any GOOD boss would cover them himself.
Well this one was released very early
7:46 RSlash accidentally calls the dude Henry and then just decides to roll with it for the rest of the story 😆
I was confused why this didn’t sound familiar and also why a video wasn’t posted at 8:00
This’ll work
Thanks for the late night surprise
Day 113 (Week 16 Day 2) of asking rslash to do some feel-good content because he deserves it
Midnight upload?
13:52 the muffled voice is AMAZING
Yay night episode
With how early/late this was posted I have to assume you either posted at the wrong time or have to take today off either way we all hope our one and only true god rslash is healthy and happy
Again ?
Thanks Nathan the editor ^^,
guessing there won't be a 15:00 CET upload then ;)
Ayo?
Someone made an oopsie
I liked that: "Apologize Like Your Job Depends On It" You KNOW that was the CEO in the background!!!!😆
What is this bonus blessing on my life??? Two r/slash in one day??🥳
wait-so in the last story. ceo wanted op to apply. supervisor said no. supervisor was forced to apologies. op didn't get the job?
why didnt the ceo followup on it if they wanted op that bad?
Op chose not to take the job. Probably because of the first impression
I'm sick so when i saw the time of upload I had to check the clock/comments to make sure i wasn't somehow waking up to get medicine at 10 AM...while it's dark out...and everyone is asleep. Yeah, this doesn't make sense in any dimension.
Kinda sad I won’t get a video for breakfast lol but fine I’ll stay up to watch it even though it’s 2am here 😂
I'm 90% sure this was a mistake. So hello to everyone here before it gets locked!
Mary's threats in the first story are massively stupid on her part. First, why OP would get a referral from her to begin with? Also the whole threat of getting OP fired from his new job and blacklisted from working on his position anywhere in the town was massively hollow;
First, she had no power to get him fired, and even if she did then what? She would give OP a slam-dunk case for a lawsuit against her for retaliation, and get herself blacklisted, not OP (because I doubt any minimally decent company would hire someone who lost a lawsuit for retaliation against a former employee/subordinate)
I don't think he meant to post this lol, but either way it's epic that there's 2 videos in 1 day 💪
The muted "apologize like your job depends on it" and every time rSlash yells from across the room...👌
I wouldn't be too surprised if OP comes back with Mary applied for a job at my new company I work for and cause of me she does not get hired.
Well this is a nice surprise. Kinda sad to think this might get removed soon. Would be nice if it is actually and intentionally a bonus midnight episode
Story1 It's sounding like op might have been unknowingly doing Mary's job for her and her leaving would be jamming Mary up pretty badly.
*lol figured
Mary learning that she shot herself in the foot....and still being surprised that it hurt.....yep I'm calling it, RSlash, you are lucky but how does this lot of people act like having water lead poisoning?
Who died and made Mary the boss of the company. Mary is very toxic person, who does not need to be put in charge of anyone. So Mary played around and found out her ignorant toxic actions have consequences. Have fun Mary finding a new job.
Rslash posting at unexpected hours? A little late night treat? Just for me?
Whoa, a two-for-one sale at Rslash? I dig it.
This posting when it did has given me a thought if you end up feeling like setting up a second channel again. Rslash late night! More constructive and wholesome stories for the normal Rslash content as per usual with more raunchy and intense stories for the late night channel. That way you can keep the best monetization on the primary channel and any videos that DON'T get demonetized on the second channel being a bonus.
hold up, is this scheduled by accident? I'm not complaining about a really early/late rSlash
This one was released early 👀
If there's two uploads, it's either rslash is getting ready for a few days off to spend time with family or it was an accidental upload
Can someone explain to me how handicapped parking spaces work in the US? I mean, what exactly qualifies someone to use them? Basically, the reason for those spots is to give people with severe movment issues more space to maneuver around the car (getting wheelchairs out, for instance) as they are wider than regular spots and reduce the distance as they are closer to the entrance. But if everyone, with every disability, can use these spots, their purpose is greatly reduced.
That's why in the entire European Union, for instance, you only get a handicapped parking plackard for a severe disability. The plackard is personalised and not tranferrable and can only be used if the handicapped person actually uses it - also, there are no indications or stickers on the number plates, the only thing that allows for handicapped parking is the plackard which is not tied to a specific vehicle. You can get a _Parking card for people with disabilities in the European Union_ at local road traffic licensing departments or regulatory agency. The exact definitions may vary in detail from country to country, but to get approved for it in Germany, you must attest to a _severe mobility impairment_ (indicated by _aG_ for _außergewöhnlicher Grad_ in the _severely handicapped pass)._ There are some additional rules, but that's the general idea. This _severe grade of disability_ indicator is related to mobility issues. There is a grade system to determine the _grade of disability_ up to 100%, and the indicator _aG_ is generally applied at 80% grade *and* a severe mobility issue that can roughly defined as _being permanently unable or severely limited to move by themselves without assistance or great effort outside of their vehicle_ or by other health issues (that are not defined as a disability) that _permanently restrict mobility in a way that equals that of a disability_ (a bit strange, but this passage is meant to include people with issues that are not for themselves disabilities as defined by German law).
[Basically that means the following: Handicapped parking is a way to _equalise the impairement caused by a disability_ and should therefore *only* be used by those who _need_ them for this excact purpose in order to participate in society as independently as possible. My dad, for instance, had a stroke a few years back that left him with a walking disporder (most notably ataxia, which impaired his sense of balance). He has a disability pass, his _grade of disability_ is somewhere above 60% but his _indicator_ is *B,* for _Begleitperson_ (assistant), which allows him _and a second person_ to use public short-distance transit (so, no long distance trains or planes or something similar) for free, as _B_ indicates he _meets the requirement for indicator _*_G_* (which indicates an impairment of at least 50%) *and* _requires assistance_ when using public transportation. He _does not qualify_ for a handicapped plackard, because even though his _grade of disability_ gives him the status of a _severe_ disability, but not the _severe mobility impairment_ necessary: He is able to move, without his car and without much effort, he just walks slowly using either a cane or a walker and might suddelny lose balance. So even though it _might_ be nice for him to not have to walk a few hundred meters from the car to a shop, he is perfectly able to - the handicapped parking spots remain reserved for those who explicitly _can't_ move.]
Please, tell me how this works in the US (though it'S probably a mess with different regulations from state to state or even municipality to municipality - it's hard to believe that the US can't manage to introduce many reasonable laws on a federal basis - being one country - when in the EU, 27 independant countries manage to at least provide binding guidelines - but that's another story).
This will be so great! I work early and rslash is never up! I'll be saving this one for my morning commute!