No one: Marks first poem: My name is Boop Being sticky is my fear, Its agonizing I like a good parfait I write my own destiny as I flee out in my nightgown I covet to be incongruently spinning as I nibble on a sandwich I hop so much i feel like im going to explode Its kinda frightening and in a way will fester an uncanny kawaii feeling aswell I like to avoid tenacious and vivacious people Edit: i said when i got 1k likes I would make the second poem and its up right now in marks second ddlc video!
>> "starting around high school she would oversleep more and more frequently" Sometimes the signs of severe depression really are that subtle. Good job game.
Mark to Monika: "Oh you're gonna die first. I can tell this." NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES LATER: Mark: "There's something evil about her. It's almost like she sold her soul for all these wonderful things."
Nobody: Marks poem: Morp see roses, Roses red, Morp like roses, Morp thinks they taste like morps finger, Morp think it taste like morps favorite vegetable, Bright orange apples. Morp like you. Date morp now, Morp will make you happy, Morp will kidnap you If say no, No one will find body when morp done, Morp will hide corps and will be tossed in the bottom of trench. Morp likes cupcakes. [Morp Edit] 4 months pass, Morp hasn’t written, Morp is back, But so is Dan. Dan found the Doki’s, Locked up tight with rope and chains, Inside Morp’s basement was the place. Now morp is back, and Morp is mad. He will go through Doki Doki plus, And plot his revenge.
"A Poem That Totally Makes Sense" by Markiplier boop sticky fear agonizing parfait destiny flee nightgown covet incongruent spinning nibble hop explode frightening fester uncanny kawaii tenacious vivacious *this is true art*
@@Yassin5643dude, not everyone self diagnoses themselves, and a lot of ppl who do self diagnose know that it's blatantly obvious they have it and sometimes can't get an official diagnosis
Here ya go mark, a poem with all of your chosen words in order. Ba-Boop Ba-Boop Ba-Boop The sound of my heart, Distorted, By my feelings, Or this sickly sticky void, I know not, I fear, As I float here, That the world outside, Is fading, Changing, While here, I lay agonizing, Am I pretty enough, Skinny enough, Funny enough, Smart enough, Am I good enough? If I am, Why do I feel so heavy, Like a parfait drowning in too much cream, Do I have a destiny, A future, Or am I doomed, To swim, To struggle, To suffocate, In this heavy world, With no chance to flee I wear a nightgown of chains and brambles, The chains a “gift” from my mind, The brambles from strangers, I covet the silk gowns worn by those, Without sadness, Without hate, Without the incongruent flow of thoughts and emotions, That fight to control me, Each and every day But alas, It is not meant to be, And so I will keep spinning, Around and around, I nibble my lip, In an attempt to entice, Even one soul who will want me I twist, And I hop, And I dance, Until the darkness in my mind, Threatens to cause my weakened heart, To explode It’s frightening really, To have a mind, That festers like a wound, With an uncanny habit, To know just when to break you back down While all around you, The girls smile, And giggle, With their teeny dogs, And kawaii charms, So perfect, So elegant, So not me I try to be tenacious, To grip tight to everything they do, To follow their lead, But I just look silly, Look desperate, But they, They look oh so, Vivacious There was my go at a poem with Mark’s 20 words. Hope you guys like it.
Pirate Toast - Wow, I just, wow. I have no words for this, but I will ask if I could publish this to a new Wattpad story I will be making? (I will give you credit and a link to your channel/account if you have one.) It's okay if you don't want me to do anything with it and just let it be known in these comments, I just wanted to ask permission before doing anything.
Playoff of Shaun the sheep’s song (possibly bad ending, tried to corrupt): When you got bees Though they’re petite *soft They’ll sting your knees. Not saying please *soft And whenever you eat they will sting your feet. Because they’re bees. They target peeps *soft They can’t repeat. You’d be relieved *soft Cause when they sting they lose their life just to YEET. They are bees They’ll sting your knees *soft And could kill me Because they’re bees *soft And now you know to stay away from swarms of bees Why not kill me? Because I’m free *soft WhY NoT KILl mE?!? YoU cAN’t SeE mE! *very loud sO wHY nOt KiLl mE wHIle I’m StaNDINg riGHt HerE?!?
“Monika was beautiful, smart, and athletic. *Its almost like she sold her soul to the devil to get all these wonderful things* “ well, you’re not *wrong*
@Sara Nance It's not even close to an accurate joke, to the point where it doesn't actually make sense besides the fact that Monika is kinda evil. And yes, I know I'm overanalysing a joke.
"you have purple hair. you're probably evil." "you have pink hair. you're probably even more evil." "you're gonna die first." Because that's how these games work!
All main moments from Doki Doki Literature Club PART 1: 01:20 - beginning 06:20 - joining the literature club 21:30 - day two 26:00 - yuri and mc read together 32:40 - yuri and mc sit together
@@HeliosGacha morp/morpself pronouns kinda slap, but would you say "morps gonna be here soon"or "morp is gonna be here soon" or "morp gonna be here soon"
23:57 "Someone write down my poem in comments below" Oki Markiplier! "Boop sticky fear agonizing parfait destiny flee nightgown covet incogruent spinning nibble hop explode frightening fester uncanny kawaii tenacious vivacious" Please tell me if i type something wrong! Thank you! Edit : Wow thanks for the likes-
Morp: the legendary student that managed to pass highschool while tricking everyone including the literature club into believing that he knew how to write and read (he didn't).
this was M O R P 's poem: boop sticky fear agonizing parfait destiny flee nightgown covet incongruent spinning nibble hop explode frightening fester uncanny kawaii tenacious vivacious
I know some people who does the opposite (the way I pronounce their names the first time playing: Monika as Japanese, Yuri as European, Natsuki as American, Sayori as my own mother tounge/Japanese).
A Poem by Morp: I want to boop the sticky fear That was caused by an agonizing parfait. Is it my destiny to flee into the night? In a nightgown I wish to covet? Suddenly, I’m spinning! I nibble and then hop?! I feel I may explode. It’s frightening... The fear begins to... fester. Yet, for some reason that’s uncanny, I feel... Kawaii. Tenacious. Vivacious. The Parfait of Destiny It messed With My Head.
I made a poem out of your words. I call it, "Poem of Destiny (Morp)". Morp, Blorp, Dorp, Zorb, Boop, Shoop, de Woop, Icky, Sticky, Finger-Licky, Too late, Parfait. Fear, Energizing, Manifest, Agonizing, Poem of Destiny. Covet the Covenent, Our love Incongruent, Cool the Kawaii. Nightgown Flee, But Not for Thee. Nibble, Hop, Don't Stop, Spinning Top. Explode, Reload, Frightening Desire, Light My Fire. Uncanny Dreams, Festering Thoughts. Tenacious. Vivacious. Morp.
*Strangers - A Morp Poem* Her soft hands gave me a 'boop'! Her hands seemed awfully sticky. It seemed her eyes were full of embarrassment and fear, And the other girl found it agonizing. The other gave me a nice parfait, For she thought us meeting was destiny. The first girl seemed sad and ran away, she'd flee! I run after her as i watch the other, chasing me in her nightgown. She wanted to love me! my love she covets, But it was too incongruent. It made my head start spinning, As i gave the frosty treat a nibble. The other went away, she hopped! It seemed as if she woyld explode. Overall, this was very frightening. It started to seem to fester. She acted so uncanny. Though her outside was so kawaii, Her insides were outright tenacious. But, she was always so vivacious. I have no idea how i did this, it kinda just all fit together. All the the last words in each line was a word he chose for his poem. Im sorry it sounds so weird. Mark said to write the poem he made in the comments, so i tried to do so! Please please PLEASE like this comment so Mark can see it. It was hard to make ;v;
Yes. Me. I thought Yuri was plotting world domination, Natsuki was gonna kill somebody, Monika was ... well... im... no... Sayori was gonna fall into a pit of lava And Morp was gonna watch from a safe distance just to die slowly later on.
Mark’s poem, idk k, I’m bored: I awoke that morning, feeling the sun boop my eyes gently, nudging me to wake up, as it hit behind my pearled blinds. My eyes fluttered open still sticky from the Sandman‘s midnight dust, but fear quickly grew over me like vines on the wall in a rush to panic I bolted like a storm to mirror my normal routine, stabbing my smallest of toes on my bedside. The pain was agonizing suddenly I wish I return to my parfait like dreams, sweet and comforting, but it didn’t matter I’m already awake and in suffering ,for this is my misfortune, this is my personal hell, this is my fated destiny, and to no use will I ever flee, there is no point. So I get up and dust off my nightgown, it fabric covet to my body, it’s already too small for me, too incongruent from my needs. I stood too quickly which left my decorative blue laboratory spinning in my fogged mind, I shook away my confusion and picked up my toothbrush and begin the cleansing of my teeth as the curves and ribbed edges nipple in the edges. With a hop in a skip I ran out the bedroom door when I was greeted with my roommates red face, I was still in my evening attire, a slam of the door in front of me and just like that I sank to the ground with embarrassment exploded. Nothing was ever asked frightening as that very moment as the redness on my cheeks continue to fester I hear the uncanny song of sobs echoing in my Kawaii pink room, but tenacious grip of my mouth was kept in attempt to drown the sound. What a vivacious morning, it made me lose my appetite. - random girl 2k18 w/ markipliers words
It feels like yesterday since I seen gameplay of ddlc, but yet it’s been 5 years since this game came out. Can’t believe it 5 whole years, but yet it’s still arguably one of the best horror game to some people. Rewatching this series I forgot how good this game was, and to this day this game still does a great job for making me feel bad for this psycho girl. Thanks Dan for making this masterpiece of a game.
"You got purple hair, you're probably evil" "Yuri, you're scaring me" "Monica is giving me evil vibes" "You probably sold your soul for all these good things!" He had no idea how right he was....
I boop your forehead I see your eyes are red The girl who's so full of liveliness Today is full of fear and sadness Later, I am realizing Her sobbing is agonizing Even when we munch on a parfait It's clear there's nothing more to say She's gone, as far as I can see. I wonder what is my destiny? To stay with her, or to flee? To hesitate, or to be free? When I go to bed, something haunts me When I awake, I know I made a mistake Her nightgown in her room next door Is soaked with blood on the floor I wanted, I wanted more time. To find out if I could fix this puzzle of life Memories spin around me As I lay my head on my knee In bed again, I leap. To see my friend who weeped. Oh, if only our friendship hadn't disintegrated! My reaction was sadly belated! This one small wound has festered Into a monster that I cannot best. You were a bit odd, it's true. But you were so cute, it was impossible Not to Love you. @Markiplier (LOL I stink at poems
“Yuri is evil, natsuki is eviler and monika is gonna die”
he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.
But little did he know sayori ropes herself
She goes bungee jumping by the neck.
Good Mandalorian morning and not with a bungee cord
:|
I mean he’s right but it’s the opposite
“Boop, sticky, fear, agonizing, parfait, destiny, flee, nightgown, covet, incongruent, spinning, nibble, hop, explode, frightening, fester, uncanny, Kawaii, tenacious, vivacious.”The most beautiful piece of literature by the magnificent Morp.
You forgot the umbumbums in between
Glad to see I'm not the only one rewatching the series
Yes beautiful
@@HaRdStuckC0Pp3rsame
Morp
"you got pink hair, your more evil than her." Mark, you had pink hair...
Ikr, MARKS EVIL
*conspiracy*
He was very evil
To be fair
Sprit Crenbry OH SNAP *
Thanos: ok. *half the u inverse has died*
Well that explains darkiplier
Jack: Putting his (not real) name, giving each character different voices
Mark: *I mean, Morp like do nothing else.*
edit: love the "real" chain
real
real
real
real
real
No one:
Marks first poem:
My name is Boop
Being sticky is my fear,
Its agonizing
I like a good parfait
I write my own destiny as I flee out in my nightgown
I covet to be incongruently spinning as I nibble on a sandwich
I hop so much i feel like im going to explode
Its kinda frightening and in a way will fester an uncanny kawaii feeling aswell
I like to avoid tenacious and vivacious people
Edit: i said when i got 1k likes I would make the second poem and its up right now in marks second ddlc video!
You really made a masterpiece
@@dreemstun7491 thanks
That's actually really good, given what you had to work with
@@ace_w_peck thx lmao
Jeez u actually made a poem I’m impressed
Mark: You've got purple hair. You're probably evil.
Yuri: **quickly hides knife**
@@ibukimioda7657 this game literally came out forever ago. and you came to the comments, where there is normally spoilers. so uh.
@@ibukimioda7657 I’m pretty sure the person would read the comment before the replys
@@ibukimioda7657 what about watching the video before reading the comments
I bet you didn’t think of that
@@ibukimioda7657 well he’s not gonna put a spoiler warning cause it’s dumb and unnecessary
"this game is not for the easily disturbed"
Mark: ITS ya BOI MORP HAHAHA
Comedy gold ladies and gentlemen
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Lol
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>> "starting around high school she would oversleep more and more frequently"
Sometimes the signs of severe depression really are that subtle. Good job game.
IDK why but every subtle hint in the game was so obvious to me, it was agony watching the main character be stupid.
@@memento_mori11 the majority of of people are not as observant/empathetic as you may be.
@@ididnothingatall That must make it really hard for other people who really need help. :(
@@memento_mori11 exactly
@@memento_mori11 he wasnt stupid for not noticing. people with depression are really good at hiding that theyre not okay.
I'm just imagining Morp as a neanderthal in an anime school girl outfit. He's fucking Heehoo with basic language skills.
the comeback of heehoo
Yandereplier just without all the killing abd stuff y'know? And maybe a mix of Heehoo with language skills but mostly yandere
Thats the exact same way i imagined morp lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh what’s the fuck
Jack: making voices for them and being chill
Mark: just talks and says i's as Morp and yells.
_cough cough_ pewdiepie _cough cough_
black hole.
Black hole, this is a selfish request, but can you get this jar of cyanide open?
Honestly Dan and Arin had the best voices for them
@@aidandillon5537 wait, who? Is that a single youtube channel or one co-op channel?
" I'm into BDSM."
- Mark " I'm not a masochist" fischbach
same
totally agree with mark on that one
17:37
mark: “i’m not a masochist”
also mark at the ‘scare pewdiepie’ while getting electrocuted: “i’m starting to like this”
I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought he was indirectly talking to the audience!
Mark to Monika: "Oh you're gonna die first. I can tell this."
NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES LATER:
Mark: "There's something evil about her. It's almost like she sold her soul for all these wonderful things."
Jack:* chooses reasonably and gives every character a different voice *
Mark: *haha morp go brr*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
True
FUHUHUHUHUHU
My teacher: whats the answer to-
Me:hehe morp go brrrrrr
That’s true same with pewds
Mark: You’ve got pink hair.You’re probably more eviler than her
Mark in 2015: *had pink hair*
*had pink mustache* me:Hmmmmmm
HES EVIL
He’s self aware at least
*hes le evil*
Darkiplier has entered the chat
“I’ve decided YOU’RE the evil one”
Monika: : •-•
-Am I joke to you?
Monika:👁👄👁
monika: BOY IF YOU DONT-
•-•
Maksimus Go Guess so
Monika: B-but..
Yuri: I'm sorry, I thought..
Natsuki: Hmph.
Sayori: *Morp...*
Mark: *laughing hysterically*
yessir
Mmmmmmorrp.
@@LoonaTheHellhound69 yessir
I like how mark says at the beginning that this game is not suitable for people who have anxiety and depression... Me:
I HAVE BOTH HAHAAHAH
@@keondiaz250 yessir
“I’m gonna stop with the Morp thing”
Not even 2 minutes later: “MORP LIKE ANIME”
100th like
IKR
Morp like commiting pumped up kicks
450tg like 👍
Memento mori
*A Poem by Morp*
Boop sticky fear agonizing parfait
Destiny flee nightgown covet
Incongruent spinning nibble hop
Explode frightening fester
Uncanny kawaii tenacious vivacious
*snaps*
Echo Neko *cries*
Echo Neko beautiful
**Claps and whistles** WONDEROUS!
*throws bouquet of roses at you* BRAVO!
Incongruent spinning nipple hop sounds like a strange special move
When I heard Mark say: “Oh, she’s gonna die first”
When seeing Monika
I SNORTED SO BADLY
Lucy Caliri me to
I wanted to tell Mark that he's close, just the other way around.
@@AL_12014 so close yet so far
@@chilly4295 Yes.
Lucy Caliri spoilers
Game: This is not suitable for people with anxiety and depression.
People with one or both: *That sign can't stop me, because I can't read!*
The cupcakes made me hungry... which is not very good timing since it's 10 PM
@@reekill_playlists sameeeee
you don’t have to call me out like that
Watched Limenade’s play through before one of those got worse, now watching Morp now after. Not too bad tbh, relatively
me:
Mark’s Poem:
Boop,
Sticky fear,
Agonizing parfait,
Destiny flee,
Nightgown covet.
Incongruent, spinning.
Nibble, hop,
Explode,frightening.
Fester.
Uncanny kawaii,
Tenacious, vivacious,
I love Mark’s poetry.
Woooop
Sticky fear
It could actually be a poem
*beautiful*
O>O
Nobody:
Marks poem:
Morp see roses,
Roses red,
Morp like roses,
Morp thinks they taste like morps finger,
Morp think it taste like morps favorite vegetable,
Bright orange apples.
Morp like you.
Date morp now,
Morp will make you happy,
Morp will kidnap you If say no,
No one will find body when morp done,
Morp will hide corps and will be tossed in the bottom of trench.
Morp likes cupcakes.
[Morp Edit]
4 months pass,
Morp hasn’t written,
Morp is back,
But so is Dan.
Dan found the Doki’s,
Locked up tight with rope and chains,
Inside Morp’s basement was the place.
Now morp is back, and Morp is mad.
He will go through Doki Doki plus,
And plot his revenge.
I cried because of this poem
I N S P I R A T I O N A L
"Bright orange apples" mmm, my favorite snack!
@@niikoashl3yyy467 i saw that and thought it was completely normal now i am reading it i am extremely happy with these results
Da fu-
Lmao
"A Poem That Totally Makes Sense"
by Markiplier
boop
sticky
fear
agonizing
parfait
destiny
flee
nightgown
covet
incongruent
spinning
nibble
hop
explode
frightening
fester
uncanny
kawaii
tenacious
vivacious
*this is true art*
Shakespeare has nothing on Morp.
I wonder what would happen if you tried to make your poem make sense
Ps it's anshame this is so low down
Jay15951 more ppl comments and likes help
mark low key made a poem about spending a night with a trap lol
Heather Savin haha
idk y it's taken me six years to actually start this series. but the morp saying his name in the 3rd person is the funniest bit mark has done
Mark: Replaces "I" with "Morp"
Me: *_physically shaking_*
MORP GENTLY OPENS THE DOOR
MORP LIKE LIVING PLEASE DON'T KILL MORP
Gonta just want to be gentleman.
Damn this is 3 weeks ago 2020 covid gang :D :( haha haha (HELP!)
@@userdata9511 dam this was 9 hours ago INSANITY GANG
Mark: "MORP MAKES NO PROMISES"
Sayori: "you gotta promise you'll at least try"
Mark: "I MEAN I GUESS"
777 likes, this is perfect. Nobody ruin it.(Unless you manage to get it to 888)
@@grimreaper_czno it doesn’t?
Mark: "PURPLE HAIR! she's probably evil"
Yuri: 0_0
The Game Theorist: °0°
dolciti kid haha your talking about fnaf’s William Acton right?.🤣🤣🤣
@@lugmagyatt where's William?
But hey that's just a theory a game theory thanks for watching
Yuri:
*_oh my god he knows about Linda_*
@@lugmagyatt ah yes you are a humon of culture aswell
I love how the beginning is “those with anxiety and depression should not watch”
Me(with both): oh yeah this is gonna be good
Self diagnosed ?
@@Yassin5643 nunya buisness
@@Yassin5643dude, not everyone self diagnoses themselves, and a lot of ppl who do self diagnose know that it's blatantly obvious they have it and sometimes can't get an official diagnosis
realest comment ever
@@Ace_NightsAs someone who self-diagnosed myself with anxiety, I agree with this statement
Here ya go mark, a poem with all of your chosen words in order.
Ba-Boop Ba-Boop Ba-Boop
The sound of my heart,
Distorted,
By my feelings,
Or this sickly sticky void,
I know not,
I fear,
As I float here,
That the world outside,
Is fading,
Changing,
While here,
I lay agonizing,
Am I pretty enough,
Skinny enough,
Funny enough,
Smart enough,
Am I good enough?
If I am,
Why do I feel so heavy,
Like a parfait drowning in too much cream,
Do I have a destiny,
A future,
Or am I doomed,
To swim,
To struggle,
To suffocate,
In this heavy world,
With no chance to flee
I wear a nightgown of chains and brambles,
The chains a “gift” from my mind,
The brambles from strangers,
I covet the silk gowns worn by those,
Without sadness,
Without hate,
Without the incongruent flow of thoughts and emotions,
That fight to control me,
Each and every day
But alas,
It is not meant to be,
And so I will keep spinning,
Around and around,
I nibble my lip,
In an attempt to entice,
Even one soul who will want me
I twist,
And I hop,
And I dance,
Until the darkness in my mind,
Threatens to cause my weakened heart,
To explode
It’s frightening really,
To have a mind,
That festers like a wound,
With an uncanny habit,
To know just when to break you back down
While all around you,
The girls smile,
And giggle,
With their teeny dogs,
And kawaii charms,
So perfect,
So elegant,
So not me
I try to be tenacious,
To grip tight to everything they do,
To follow their lead,
But I just look silly,
Look desperate,
But they,
They look oh so,
Vivacious
There was my go at a poem with Mark’s 20 words. Hope you guys like it.
Pirate Toast This is really good!
WOW, that was really good! You might have a talent for this kind of thing
This is awesome
This is amazing
Pirate Toast - Wow, I just, wow. I have no words for this, but I will ask if I could publish this to a new Wattpad story I will be making? (I will give you credit and a link to your channel/account if you have one.) It's okay if you don't want me to do anything with it and just let it be known in these comments, I just wanted to ask permission before doing anything.
Yuri: "Evil."
Natsuki: "More Evil!"
Monika: "Gonna die."
Monika: no u *uno reverse card.*
its one or the other
LMAO
LMAO
She does that to the universe of the game actually
haha yes
So _this_ is Morp, the guy everyone is talking about.
Yup!
Haha is that u? Its me, Vera
If not then well this sure is awkward
MORP
Radio rebel?
i miss mr. mesolonley
I just love how Morp adds to the original script
Roses are red
This game is warped
From now on let’s call markiplier
*m o r p*
*morp* iplier
112th like
Morpilpier!!!
JJ Michelle
*_morpiplier_*
Morpiklier
Poem:
Bees.
Lots of bees.
They sting my knees.
Bees.
Better beelieve it.
*Y A L I K E J A Z Z ?*
It hurts to pee
Playoff of Shaun the sheep’s song (possibly bad ending, tried to corrupt):
When you got bees
Though they’re petite *soft
They’ll sting your knees.
Not saying please *soft
And whenever you eat they will sting your feet.
Because they’re bees.
They target peeps *soft
They can’t repeat.
You’d be relieved *soft
Cause when they sting they lose their life just to YEET.
They are bees
They’ll sting your knees *soft
And could kill me
Because they’re bees *soft
And now you know to stay away from swarms of bees
Why not kill me?
Because I’m free *soft
WhY NoT KILl mE?!?
YoU cAN’t SeE mE! *very loud
sO wHY nOt KiLl mE wHIle I’m StaNDINg riGHt HerE?!?
Sounds like Natsuki 😐
“Monika was beautiful, smart, and athletic. *Its almost like she sold her soul to the devil to get all these wonderful things* “
well, you’re not *wrong*
He is. How is he not wrong?
@Sara Nance It's not even close to an accurate joke, to the point where it doesn't actually make sense besides the fact that Monika is kinda evil. And yes, I know I'm overanalysing a joke.
@@fahrenheit2101 😐 let’s just leave it there and forget about this argument k? K.
@@benny_the_bat9410 Uhhh, I left it there 5 days ago... and did forget about this argument.
@@fahrenheit2101 you deserve the "humorless award", because thats what youve shown you are!
Monika:What made you choose to join the Literature Club
Mark:I didn’t, Morp was forced here by Sayuki.
Is that a Natsuki and Sayori ship name?
"you have purple hair. you're probably evil."
"you have pink hair. you're probably even more evil."
"you're gonna die first."
Because that's how these games work!
Lol Monika is very evil and everyone else is going to die--- I mean pft whaaaaaaat?
He said Monika would be the first death, very very wrong
Technically speaking, Yuri is probably going to be the antagonist for the next game Team Salvato makes
Mark would soon discover that he was very, very wrong.
The funny thing is that mark himself had both pink and purple hair
*MORP DIDNT DECIDE*
*MORP WAS FORCED HERE BY SAYOOKI*
Lol
Sayoki?
@@anonymousellama9239 Sayori
@@wildharpy6435 no, Sayooki
@@NinjaSox7
*Just Sayooki*
Mark: *talks to monika*
Also mark: *figures out the entire plot twist before it happens* "IVE DECIDED YOURE THE EVIL ONE!"
I was looking for a comment about this XD
@@ashdub1012 same XD
*Monika*
@@Ejejsjsejeksjek my bad 😂
Not to be rude but it's Monika
Game: sensitive for those with depression, anxiety
Mark: *morp*
How am I supposed to be terrified when you've named your main character Morp
Blizzic morp is backward for prom Edit: 120 is a big number
BOBS YEAH you're right that's way more terrifying and I've been out of school for 10 years
Blizzic omg 😂
I can't take mark seriously with him acting like this or the game.
Exactly XD!
Mark's 'poem':
boop, sticky ,fear
agonizing, parfait, destiny
flee, nightgown, covet
incongruent, spinning, nibble
hop, explode, frightening
fester, uncanny, kawaii
tenacious, vivacious
10/10 Mark
Tess Niro read right, that's a pretty good scat jazz poem
Tess Niro thanks
already typed it in
YA COPIER
That last part rhymes!
Mark: Yuri is evil, Natsuki is more evil, Monika will die first
Me: Amazing, every word of what you just said was wrong
👏👏
Lmao
Bell Yuri is somewhat evil.
@@thetrashpandagod What makes her evil?
Bell well she’s a yandere.
Mark: Evil, eviler, gonna die first
Me 5years after already watching this series: oh god, I’m so sorry mark
Monika: *strikes pose a second time*
Mark: I've decided your the evil one
He is the demented anime nugget from kindergarten in this play though.
Change my mind.
*you're.
@@PWJ4321 er'uoy* from the guy above me
@@PWJ4321 Sincerely,
Nerd
@@PWJ4321 yro'ue*
The plot-twist I want: a game with this same age disclaimer, but it’s actually just a real innocent novel from beginning to end.
Lol same
That would be EVIL.
I love it. I'm in.
Im... actually in
Bruh
Mods are your answer.
Mark: "Evil, eviler, gonna die"
Me, who's played the game before: *chuckles menacingly*
same
He's just chuckling there, MENACINGLY
the hunterator WEE WOO WEE WOO
I was searching through the comments for this exact comment just to like it and comment on it
It’s should be
Yuri: dead
Natsuki: deleted
Monika: EVIL!!!!!
Sayori: just hanging around
“Yuri… this might be a silly thought, but, Do YoU wAnNa GeT mArRiEd?!?” Had me DYINGGGGGG
Natsuki: reveals plate
Sayori: *WOAH HOLY SHIT*
“This is a plate…”
“Dear god!”
“There is more”
“No…”
XD
@@joelharber2100 No..........
Natsuki:"shows plate"
Sayori:OH...MY...GOD ITS A PLATE!
Natsuki:"shows cupcakes"
Sayori:meh
Bread
Monika: *makes a pose*
Mark: "you're evil"
Little does he know she is evil
Meganoob 1200 true
lol
@@goose9317
Oh crap😕
Dang he found out that fast
7:12 Mark: “Evil, eviler, gonna die”
Could not be… LITERALLY could not be more wrong…
I mean... Monka does die tho...
He is the demented anime nugget from kindergarten in this play though.
Change my mind.
@@8bitalex after forcing everyone to kill themselves and trapping Mark in a weird room with literally now way to refuse her
@@reekill_playlists yeah but then you delete her
Evilest evil, eviler
All main moments from Doki Doki Literature Club
PART 1:
01:20 - beginning
06:20 - joining the literature club
21:30 - day two
26:00 - yuri and mc read together
32:40 - yuri and mc sit together
u mean morp
Name: Morp
Gender: Morp
pronouns: Morp/Morpself
Sexuality: Morp
Personality: Morp
Morphobic? 🤔
Thanks for the idea for my new neo pronouns:)
@@HeliosGacha So use them like "Morp's name is Travis. That person over there goes by the pronouns Morp/Morpd" from a 3rd person view?? 🤠🤠🤔🤔🤔
@@HeliosGacha morp/morpself pronouns kinda slap, but would you say "morps gonna be here soon"or "morp is gonna be here soon" or "morp gonna be here soon"
@@deirdreleamy4678 morps gonna be here soon :)
“When does the M U R D E R start, I was told there would be M U R D E R.”
- Markiplier
I just imagine Joel’s voice when he does that just a Swedish man loosing his meatballs
I literally came across this comment as it happened in the vid 😂
Self murder
Well u have
to wait and see bro
@@slinkyexpert6905 okay, why did you think of Roomie? I'm really confused
“You got purple hair, your probably evil”
That’s how anime works.
Shal we play "Spot the Main Character"?
I have half pink hair does it mean I'm evil?
Wait...I’m probably evil?? 😱
i mean, mirai nikki 9 was actually not the evil one in the end and she had purple hair
What about...actually I have no idea
I guess MAYBE 9th from Mirai Nikki
matpat: *does whole ass videos abt how yuri is the villain, going into so much detail*
mark: “u got purple hair, your probably evil” 6:52
23:57
"Someone write down my poem in comments below"
Oki Markiplier!
"Boop sticky fear agonizing parfait destiny flee nightgown covet incogruent spinning nibble hop explode frightening fester uncanny kawaii tenacious vivacious"
Please tell me if i type something wrong! Thank you!
Edit : Wow thanks for the likes-
Underrated comment
@Astronyaut EXPLOSION
Nibble hop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very abstract. I like it.
ah yes, poetry at it's finest
"Our shoulders are almost touching."
*"Ugh, scandalous!"*
XDDDD "scaaaaandolouuuusss!"
*Law and Order: Special Victims Unit*
@Nicholas Lackey loI
At least their not *gag*.....holding *gag* hands
@@kitties_love_cupcakes ew
6:52 “You got purple hair, you are probably evil!
*intense game theory flashback*
Aaaaaaaasa ProjectLibatina
HHHHH THE THIRD EYEEEE
Haha, I get what you mean. Who else is a game thirty fan
But HEY, that just a theory
@@cloaker8362 a game theroy
Morp: the legendary student that managed to pass highschool while tricking everyone including the literature club into believing that he knew how to write and read (he didn't).
*Marks poem*
Boop, sticky, fear
agonizing, parfait, destiny
flee, nightgown, covert
incongruent, spinning, nibble
hop, explode, frightening
fester, uncanny, KAWAII
tenacious, vivacious
*done! Happy to help* 🤣
Mmumumumulum
Pure poetry.
Kimmy Undercover it's beautiful
BEST POEM EVER
ya like the pals? So do I.
marks voices: normal
ethan’s voices: normal
sean’s voices: interesting but normal
felix’s voices: RAHGAHAAHHAHAEHEHHE
Arin's & Dan's voices: Silly but normal
bro pewd's voice for sayori though 😂😂
When I was reading this ( plz don't laugh at me) but I just started to laugh like an idiot. I have a weird imagination 😂
JJCrazyBlondGirl GachaVids giggles*
I DID NOT LAUGH!!!!!
Thats craazy bro but..
I dont remember anyone asking..
"Individuals suffering from anxiety or depression may not have a safe experience playing this game"
Me, with anxiety: Yeah I'm gonna watch it
me with both anxiety and depression be like: i'm surrrree it's finneeeee
Me who is disturbed easily: Might as well watch it.
me with both but also someone fascinated with gore: **confusion on what to pick**
@@Yonisify same-
Mood
13:29, he called it off vibes, man he's good. you could say its a "mark" of a good gamer
"May not be suitable for individuals with depression or anxiety"
Me with both:
*hell yeah lets watch this*
LeT's dO It!!!
Yeahs!
Who?
hope you’re doin aight homie
@@whenthemoon holdin on and doing decent
this was M O R P 's poem: boop sticky fear agonizing parfait destiny flee nightgown covet incongruent spinning nibble hop explode frightening fester uncanny kawaii tenacious vivacious
me: I don't know what half those words meen
(0 ) - ( 0) yes
@@no.9565 same
@@no.9565 *_I_* do
@@no.9565 what is fear, ikr
The Agonizing Parfait of Destiny
(Super lol)
"I'M NOT CUTE I'M INTO HARDCORE DEATH METAL."
- Me throughout my life
same lol
Chemical Smile Same here
Yes
@salty braydor Sailor Moon is a classic masterpiece, featuring girls kicking ass and evil space people.
If that's not metal, idk what is
HAHAHA
Bruh the funniest thing about this was Mark deciding his name and then just going "Mooooorp."
Mark is going to have one hell of a trip!
StickMaster500 I swear I keep seeing you in the comments. XD
you know it my dude
Is that really you?
Hell yea dude
StickMaster500 Indeed 😉
21:40
Love how he says all their names in like a stereotypical Japanese way then says Monika in the most American way possible
And then there's Morp
MORP HAPPY
I know some people who does the opposite (the way I pronounce their names the first time playing: Monika as Japanese, Yuri as European, Natsuki as American, Sayori as my own mother tounge/Japanese).
MORP WANT CUBCAKE
I mean... Monika is not japanese from what I know
I tried leaning like monika and my knees dislocated.
Edit: im gonna do it again
Edit 2: my back hurts now help
Lmfaoooo wait what?! 😂
oh my gosh *GaSp*
Good for you
BRUH LMAO 😂
Yes
My poem:
I really love you mark,
For you i would bark
Roses are black.
Violets are black.
Trees are black.
I burnt my garden.
LOL
EpicBlondeBoy 777
XD
That’s the best poem ever
EpicBlondeBoy 777 *SLOW CLAPPING*
EpicBlondeBoy 777 Oh, hello Sayori.
A Poem by Morp:
I want to boop the sticky fear
That was caused by an agonizing parfait.
Is it my destiny to flee into the night?
In a nightgown I wish to covet?
Suddenly, I’m spinning!
I nibble and then hop?!
I feel I may explode.
It’s frightening...
The fear begins to...
fester.
Yet, for some reason that’s uncanny,
I feel...
Kawaii.
Tenacious.
Vivacious.
The Parfait of Destiny
It messed
With
My
Head.
Lmao
Actually a good effort not like “WOW THATS THE BEST POEM E333eEEEEEEEEEEVR” but it’s yeah pretty good keep it up
*I feel kawaii*
This deserves more likes
Holy- whoa. That's really cool
“monica is definitely gonna die first”
oh you were so wrong
not if I delete her chr file ;)
@@spooncollection How could you do such a thing??? You monster!
Just Monika... Forever.
@@ashtentheplatypus CTRL + SHIFT + FU + DELETE
There I solved the problem I deleted monika
It’s MONOKA
Mark: I like to wheeze very loudly when I'm interested in a book
**Me just imagining a dude wheezing very loudly sitting next to me**
I made a poem out of your words. I call it, "Poem of Destiny (Morp)".
Morp, Blorp, Dorp, Zorb,
Boop, Shoop, de Woop,
Icky, Sticky, Finger-Licky,
Too late, Parfait.
Fear, Energizing,
Manifest, Agonizing,
Poem of Destiny.
Covet the Covenent,
Our love Incongruent,
Cool the Kawaii.
Nightgown Flee, But Not for Thee.
Nibble, Hop, Don't Stop,
Spinning Top.
Explode, Reload,
Frightening Desire,
Light My Fire.
Uncanny Dreams,
Festering Thoughts.
Tenacious. Vivacious.
Morp.
*claps* Good job.. good job =) I really liked it
Avant Garde
*Finger Snaps*
This is a masterpiece *finger snaps*
Finger snaps this is really good
Morp and Yuri sitting in the tree / R-E-A-D-I-N-G / First comes crushes / Then comes blushes / Then comes an INTIMATE EXCHANGE
RowlWool OF CHOCOLATE?
Well that ecalated quickly...
I'd argue it escalated a little less quickly than the original
aer yuo suer?
RowlWool An intimate exchange... Of knives!
Morp: Evil, eviler, gonna die first.
He couldn't be more wrong about anything.
Ahhhh yes anytime mark makes a statement about any character I take into opposite and every fuckin time it's Right
I think he remove his pink hair cuz he saw those two girls with pink hair
Very, very incorrect on Morps part
I mean he could be
He could think sayori was gay
“Morp think anime would be future of entertainment.” - Markiplier 2018
*Strangers - A Morp Poem*
Her soft hands gave me a 'boop'!
Her hands seemed awfully sticky.
It seemed her eyes were full of embarrassment and fear,
And the other girl found it agonizing.
The other gave me a nice parfait,
For she thought us meeting was destiny.
The first girl seemed sad and ran away, she'd flee!
I run after her as i watch the other, chasing me in her nightgown.
She wanted to love me! my love she covets,
But it was too incongruent.
It made my head start spinning,
As i gave the frosty treat a nibble.
The other went away, she hopped!
It seemed as if she woyld explode.
Overall, this was very frightening.
It started to seem to fester.
She acted so uncanny.
Though her outside was so kawaii,
Her insides were outright tenacious.
But, she was always so vivacious.
I have no idea how i did this, it kinda just all fit together.
All the the last words in each line was a word he chose for his poem.
Im sorry it sounds so weird.
Mark said to write the poem he made in the comments, so i tried to do so! Please please PLEASE like this comment so Mark can see it. It was hard to make ;v;
This is yes 👌
this is incredible
Thanks i guess..
Holy shit thats long
HeartKatt ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
"You got purple hair...you're probably evil..."
*Flashbacks of purple guy*
Yuri is purple guy confirmed
The yandere behind the slaughter
YES
That's the joke I think
Lol
Markiplier: Yuri- evil, Natsuki- evil-er, Monika- gonna die
The game: *He's so close, yet so far...*
Yes
Soo far 😂
what's the correct order?
@@ElizabethObaob-y2u sayori -gonna die yuri - gonna die nastuki - gonna die monika - evil and gonna die
“I like to wheeze when I’m really into a story.”
- Morp, 2017
*mark* I’m going to stop the Morp thing
*does morp thing entire episode*
I read this before he just said it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He meant he would stop replacing I, me, ETC... with morp, not stop saying morp completely
"You're gonna die first."
Has anyone ever been more wrong? 😏
Yes. Me. I thought Yuri was plotting world domination,
Natsuki was gonna kill somebody,
Monika was ... well... im... no...
Sayori was gonna fall into a pit of lava
And Morp was gonna watch from a safe distance just to die slowly later on.
@@stormshadow2942 holding the biggest x to convey the biggest doubt
Kaelyn Blodgett
Hold that thought!
Ok drop it along with Sayori
wait, why the emoji? it doesnt make sense in this..
Too wrong
mark: “you’ve got purple hair, your probably evil”
me with purple hair: “maybe i am evil”
Me with Monica's hair style : "Well shit."
me with sayori's hair length: guess ill die
Yuri the girl with purple hair literally fell in love with him
Me with no hair: bald is superior.
@@uranus7765 This dude be Thanos. All hail Adrian!
I’m kind of a new Mark fan, I had no idea he played this and I’m thrilled to find it. I loved watching the Grumps play it ♥️
The Grumps' playthrough is amazing lmao
@@waffleauflauf4213 Yeah, I've watched it so many times. They've got one of the only good Side Story ones too.
Mark’s poem, idk k, I’m bored:
I awoke that morning, feeling the sun boop my eyes gently, nudging me to wake up, as it hit behind my pearled blinds.
My eyes fluttered open still sticky from the Sandman‘s midnight dust, but fear quickly grew over me like vines on the wall in a rush to panic I bolted like a storm to mirror my normal routine, stabbing my smallest of toes on my bedside.
The pain was agonizing suddenly I wish I return to my parfait like dreams, sweet and comforting, but it didn’t matter I’m already awake and in suffering ,for this is my misfortune, this is my personal hell, this is my fated destiny, and to no use will I ever flee, there is no point.
So I get up and dust off my nightgown, it fabric covet to my body, it’s already too small for me, too incongruent from my needs.
I stood too quickly which left my decorative blue laboratory spinning in my fogged mind, I shook away my confusion and picked up my toothbrush and begin the cleansing of my teeth as the curves and ribbed edges nipple in the edges.
With a hop in a skip I ran out the bedroom door when I was greeted with my roommates red face, I was still in my evening attire, a slam of the door in front of me and just like that I sank to the ground with embarrassment exploded.
Nothing was ever asked frightening as that very moment as the redness on my cheeks continue to fester I hear the uncanny song of sobs echoing in my Kawaii pink room, but tenacious grip of my mouth was kept in attempt to drown the sound.
What a vivacious morning, it made me lose my appetite.
- random girl 2k18 w/ markipliers words
Ok
wow
Woah
Oh my god this was so funny! You just made my night! Thank you so much!
The Phihn i don’t see the humor
"Hey you want to join my club?"
"No"
*THE END*
katz omg
katz true
I bet you can speedrun Saw, too.
katz hey don't leave Sayori hanging like that ;-;
True moral ending.
Monika: "What's your name sweetcheecks?"
Player: "Morp."
Monika: *Deletes herself*
XDD
Sorry, completely unrelated, but nice profile pic
Josh Burgoon did you kill that deer in your profile?
Yes I did!
It’s actually a red stag, which is like a European elk. I shot on a hunting ranch in Pennsylvania
@@joshburgoon1626
That deer will haunt you..
It feels like yesterday since I seen gameplay of ddlc, but yet it’s been 5 years since this game came out. Can’t believe it 5 whole years, but yet it’s still arguably one of the best horror game to some people. Rewatching this series I forgot how good this game was, and to this day this game still does a great job for making me feel bad for this psycho girl. Thanks Dan for making this masterpiece of a game.
Yuri: “So what type of books do you read?”
Morp: **whispers** “just hentai magazines”
Yuri: “oh…”
Bob Is Mad
Yuri: oh I didn’t know you were so cultured
Yuri:~ara ara
Lol
omg that made me laugh so hard
@@Thetravelingmonke yuri: BAKA UWU
MORP: Morp's First Poem:
Boop,
Sticky,
Fear,
Agonizing,
Parfait,
Destiny,
Flee,
Nightgown,
Covet,
I am Incongruent,
Spinning,
Nibble,
Hop,
Explode,
Frightening,
Fester,
Uncanny,
Kawaii,
Tenacious,
Vivacious.
BSFAPDFNCISNHEFFUKTV for short.
It brings tears to my eyes
Beattiful
Firos Ryuu 👏👏👏👏
Firos Ryuu ii
According to Morp:
Yuri: Evil
Natsuki: Eviler
Monika: dies first… Nevermind, Evilest
Sayori: ...
I think #$@1)# is died first
#=s
$=a
1=o
)=r
7:09
Monika: *comes on screen*
Mark: Ur gonna die first!
…Well this didn’t age well
"You got purple hair, you're probably evil"
"Yuri, you're scaring me"
"Monica is giving me evil vibes"
"You probably sold your soul for all these good things!"
He had no idea how right he was....
But yuri isnt evil
@@NonoNono-kr5wb she is!! Have you watched Game Theory
@@JMZReview its called theory for a reason...its not true.
@@NonoNono-kr5wb
UMMMMMMM
Theory = Guess
Guess = could be True, and if you watch it, he's probably right.
@@JMZReview i watched it, none of it came true.
I boop your forehead
I see your eyes are red
The girl who's so full of liveliness
Today is full of fear and sadness
Later, I am realizing
Her sobbing is agonizing
Even when we munch on a parfait
It's clear there's nothing more to say
She's gone, as far as I can see.
I wonder what is my destiny?
To stay with her, or to flee?
To hesitate, or to be free?
When I go to bed, something haunts me
When I awake, I know I made a mistake
Her nightgown in her room next door
Is soaked with blood on the floor
I wanted, I wanted more time.
To find out if I could fix this puzzle of life
Memories spin around me
As I lay my head on my knee
In bed again, I leap.
To see my friend who weeped.
Oh, if only our friendship hadn't disintegrated!
My reaction was sadly belated!
This one small wound has festered
Into a monster that I cannot best.
You were a bit odd, it's true.
But you were so cute, it was impossible
Not to Love you.
@Markiplier
(LOL I stink at poems
Dawn Storm it's really good
😀👍
That's good!
...wow... That was really good, you have some real talent. :)
Awesome job!
A poem by markiplier:
“I love senpai,
Yes I do.
He’s for me.
Not for you ;)”
Lc Lewis XD I remember that!
OreoYT :3 Then we’ll be together forever, that doesn’t rhyme, but I don’t care!
Beautiful
gj
I remember that....
That was funny
12 minutes in and all of Mark’s reading and reactions are just too perfect.