literally, like the good girl stuff would be fine if you've been in the relationship and know that's what they like n'stuff but to someone you barely know is extremely ???
It sounds like someone that's never been in a relationship that included kink regurgitating their conception of how a dom would talk, without ever bothering to do basic shit like compare interests or set boundaries. Giant red flag, that
It's so wild to me that, even though he opened really bad, she gave him multiple chances to turn it around and offered to meet for drinks, yet he still decided to be an absolute creep
I one time had a full Ass normal vanilla conversation with a guy on a dating app, literally like just talking about shared interests like dirt biking and reading, talked about our families how many siblings we have etc, it was a really nice convo and then when we were about to say goodnight for the evening, he tells me “btw I hope it’s ok that I’ve been j*cking off this whole time” and I literally threw my phone across the room ☹️ it was a NORMAL ASS CONVO
NGL the woman's opening text is pretty smart. It gauges right away how the guy feels about her having kids, how willing he is to joke, and if he'd expect her to cancel important childcare stuff for his own interests.
underrated comment! she knew what was going on the whole time, honestly these men are hilarious to laugh at so im happy she made it a humorous situation.
Yeah, and there's some guys acting like she made a fool of herself or got the guy she wanted or she was being awkward. They must have not left their houses in years or something because I'm autistic and I could smell the sarcasm wafting its way out of my screen. Are basic social skills really this hard to come by these days? I feel like a lot of sexism would be solved by just giving more people base critical thinking skills.
I can tell that she spent an hour ruminating over that text before hitting send. My suggestion is that she clear her conscience before trying to date. She doesn't feel comfortable as a single mother.
The funniest part about this to me is how he's got this creepy "dom" thing going on where he says "good girl" but he uses it exclusively to reinforce her giving him basic attention. Like when he says "good girl" to her replying "okay" or saying her having a kid is ok cause she's currently talking to him. He's so pathetic and desperate for attention, but he acts like this he's this "alpha male daddy" it's just so funny
The way he acts kinda makes me wonder if he's trying to implement the "wisdom" he got from watching alpha sigma whatever videos about how to talk to women... and succeeding in a sense that said "wisdom" was doomed to fail from the beginning.
It felt like she already knew and was setting up a punchline with that honestly. Like ''no I was just telling you I was free for drinks, but I'm choosing to go with someone else.'' That's the sort of vibe I get from her
Can we take a moment to highlight how smart and deliberate her 1st message was? 1. Checking how fast the guy wants to get things going 2. Mentioning she has kids (if not in profile) 3. Establishing her daughter is her prio nr 1 4. Buying time (no date tomorrow) to get to know each other first
If she was actually getting her hair done, i bet that her and the hair stylist were dying laughing the whole time 🤣 I'm sure they were both coming up with responses
@rjdgaming651 Sardonicism refers to a mocking or cynical expression, tone, or attitude. It often involves using humor, irony, or scorn to convey contempt or derision.
Im loving this new era of charlie going over the cringiest texts ever known to man, thank god for his service because I could not read this stuff on my own without dying of cringe
You're probably not as bad you think you are at conversation. Women makes excuses for any and everything, so you're probably doing fine at initiating normal conversations. The problem is that they want you to talk to them like the guy in this video, which means no sophisticated vocabulary, timely innuendos, and subtly aggressive behavior (ironically enough, feminists claim to detest this type of behavior because of what it often leads to). In other words, just say what's on your mind. Don't worry about tact or propriety. We're way beyond those times. Nowadays, you get women by being expressive and disrespectful because they'll think those qualities correspond to confidence and dominance.
@@RobbieStacks90 Very projective to assume most women want that when it's clear from all the videos and posts online about exchanges like this that it makes them uncomfortable 😬
Yeah, I was the typical naive undateable nerd chick who went to an all girls school and never liked bars and clubs and was always a shy dork but I'm counting my blessings rn lol
wtf...he had an absolutely insanely rare win by the fact she even continued to speak to him after his obvious massive loser energy, then the planes of the multiverse all aligned in sync, blessing him with impossible fortune; she was up for meeting for a drink....his response? POST WORKOUT NAKED STRETCHING. Cannot be real.
@@RobbieStacks90I don't think either of them made their genders look bad, I just think the guys an Omegle weirdo and she wanted to keep the convo going in case he wasn't, because she doesn't get matches, Makes sense to me
@@kmojo8396 So she had a reason, albeit desperation and yet still kept things cool. He went full weirdo and you're telling me he doesn't make us look bad???
Its s skit, charlie and everyone is fooled easily. like only fans 100k weirdo dude with the face tat, you all got scammed. Charlie is losing his radar calibration
"you all got scammed" we read it, chuckled, then forgot about it immediately after. We didn't lose anything from it and no one profited from it, not a scam lmao
not really, she was a huge part of the problem. she should have cut the conversation as soon as he said the first deranged shit. why is she catering to his conversation even after he said he was stroking his shit to it? this is why guys get led on and confused, it just doesn't make sense.
@@gz5405There are a huge amount of women that like that kind of talk, especially on Tinder. So ya, her responses could absolutely be read as playful banter. Aside from that, you know most of these stories that Charlie reads are totally fabricated right? I’m not saying they cannot happen; but that we are currently living in an age of lies thanks to clout, the most addictive drug known to mankind.
@@KibatsuMusic It's not the responsibility of girls to tell every unstable creep that their behaviour is insanely inappropriate. Calling a stranger a "good girl" is beyond being a little out of line.
I have continued convos like this just for pure entertainment, she knows he’s a creep. She is 100 percent sending these to her bestie laughing about it 😂
@shanicorn Nah its not that type of convo. If it were she would play along occasionally giving him a compliment. This just sounds like she got it from the start with what she is dealing and just wants him to stop annoying her further.
@@p_3_n_n_ystop making parties seem like a good thing fuck parties and people who go to them get better as a person rather than get drunk with a whole bunch of loud drunk incompetent brats
I don't think she meant to be playful during that first response. I think she meant it to be like a sublte "my daughter is my top priority" while also mentioning she is in fact busy.
Genuinely one of the most head scratching convos I’ve ever read, dudes being really weird yet she continues to engage in conversation yet showing no interest or real engagement in the conversation, like what were they both even going for anymore
@@rotarydude9737 I wouldn't lmao. My gay best friend has 40 year old dudes asking to plow him on a daily. One even asked him to wear a diaper. Some dudes are just fukcing weird as fuck.
As someone who has had many cringe conversations on dating apps, I'm telling yall she knows about the red flags. It's just entertaining to see what other crap they up saying so you send it to the group chat.
@BasicallyBasic990 I'd say it's a couple of things: 1. No matter how many you help, there are many women who get barraged with messages like this constantly, regardless of what they say. Eventually it's too much to just try to keep offering pointers and help, especially because 2. Usually they aren't interested in listening to what you have to say anyway. Sometimes the advice can be helpful and appreciated, but it is far, far more common for the type of person sending this sort of message to just not give a fuck about making the woman uncomfortable or being awkward, or that's the entire goal. and finally 3. It's asking a lot of the people just looking for matches, dates, etc., to personally invest more time in trying to help these men, especially with the points above. There's also a point where you don't owe random people anything, so why invest all of the time and energy to help, again keeping in mind the points above?
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had a conversation with a guy that has gone almost exactly like this, I think I’d be a millionaire LMAO 😭 For real though, the amount of men on social media & dating apps who are fully comfortable with sexually harassing women and being absolute creeps never fails to astound me.
I mean, even back in the day I was an unlucky nerd girl. You know the stereotype. Never dated online even back in the day and I only recently started because a friend of mine, whos a bit boy crazy suggested I do it. I've been on maybe five dates within the past year or so and luckily they're nice ppl irl, just no spark. I don't consider myself to be particularly straight anymore but this shizz makes me so glad I'm a boring nerd. The only time I've got weirded out is the time I was stood up twice by the same guy, the guy who messaged me immediately and left me voice messages saying I was really, really hot when I look like a potato, and one other dude who said I gave off "dom vibes" not 5 mins after asking me if I preferred Park or restaurant for a first date.
Before I met my now wife, I was on dating sites, like plenty of fish, eharmony, and others. I can tell you that some of the women on there were just as creepy as the men.
I find Charly a bit naive here, calling this conversation top tier. Ever since chatrooms existed some 30 years ago, people took to their keyboard to write the most offensive stuff that they would never dare say face to face to anyone. Sending sexual messages to a girl in the crudest way possible has always been very common, to be honest the guys who didn't do that were few and far apart. Chris here isn't expecting a date or anything, he just wants to talk about his dong. While I'm sure there are actual perverts who do this, I don't think it's necessarily the case. It seems to me like a lot of people can indulge in this kind of behavior given the anonymity (real or perceived).
@Jearbearjenkins it's not just dating apps tho. Like Ive gotten dms, or irl encounters where number are echanged and dudes text exactly like this after like 2 seconds of normal convos. Hell, even a couple straight up irl situations where I get scared and have to leave (but alcohol is usually involed in those). That being said, I think I have bad luck and it definitely is worse online where theres at least some anonymity added to the equation
The fact that this woman tried to meet up with him terrifies me. Also I've talked to guys EXACTLY like this before. If they say they're "stroking it" while talking to you. Run
Whether fake or not, birb, messages like this from guys is more common than you think. I've personally experienced them and so many women in the Internet.
Honestly just stroking it is one thing. It’s strange but I don’t think it immediately means this guy is a fuckin creep. Telling you about it though shows all kinds of red flags. Like damn that guy has zero idea what is going on just in general.
@@N7thegreatspy Uhm. I think stroking it to a literal stranger at a random convo shows a lack of standards and respect to self and others. It definitely equals creepy and a need for therapy. I can't tell you how many times I've had guys say they get off to just my FACE. Then people wonder why I don't have Snap or Insta.
I think this is the type of guy who really NEEDS the AI girlfriend thing. He just disregards everything this woman is saying to him and projects the 'sexy conversation' that HE wants onto her.
@@canadianrage5224 Hard to say really, she was willing to meet up for a drink with him which suggests she wanted to go on a date and give him a chance. Whether the guy was being serious or not is up to interpretation though, and i'm going to go with that he was being for real.
@@canadianrage5224why would being so weirdly sexual with someone you don’t know be a go to way to have light conversation like I don’t know if it’s just a joke he’s got a weird sense of humor lol
Ikr?? It just shows me how wonderful Charlie is as a man and I'm so happy that his relationship has been going strong (edit: turns out they broke up 😞)
is this really how other guys are? I don't even know what to say, but it explains why women I've talked to have been so skeptical and guarded initially. jesus christ
shes a sarcastic jerk with no humiity or energy to anything she says lol, very much the "Strong independent" lonelya sf cat woman type, she obviously got no skill in choosing men seeing as shes lumped with some exes spawn hahahaha@@watchmehope6560
i had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad she immediately called him out. Most people don’t act like that until in the relationship, and It feels so uncomfortable once you experience it. And whoever is in a similar situation, please leave them, it isn’t going to get better. Someone will love you, and you shouldn’t have to settle for someone like that. i know how scary it is, even the confrontation, but if they still beg you back or continue on doing those, they don’t truly care for you. (keep this in mind especially if you have low self esteem/confidence. Im in the same boat)
These are the guys you're matching with on dating sites and apps. Next time, try reading his profile first before liking it so that you know to expect these kinds of messages. Your father would not approve of your dating a vapid philanderer. There's no need to spite him; all he wants is for you to date a worthy gentleman with prospects.
Yea but you'll prob still do a one nighter with a guy like this. Hes prob catching girls bc of his looks and hammer. I was like this in college, I would try to pull by using the worst most obnoxious game I could come up with. What I found out is girls like to get laid too, they were jsut as shallow as i was.
@@RobbieStacks90You sound so out of touch brother. You think every girl just slides on dating sites with no care in the world? I imagine a few do but girls are literally taught to be precautious with the men they like. Also the guy in the video literally has no social awareness and lacks basic understanding and communication skills. Nowhere near a worthy gentleman as you put it. Seek help man.
seeing her call people who are 5'7" to 5'10" short killed me. I only breached 5 foot last year, and am currently 5'1/2". I think to her I'd just be a goblin creature that skitters across the floor and eats m&ms
eat your meat and pray my friend. i knew a girl who was 5foot til like 16 or 17 then shot up 7 inches over a few months and made it to 5 foot 8 before she was 20. I've no clue of your age but for a small number of people there is hope haha
I actually saw a video on this a few years ago and it's because both genders have taken on stalking behavior which used to be seen as creepy but is now normal because everything is online. A clear example from this is 20 years ago if a guy was saying these things to a girl he could look at her and see her horrified reaction and most guys would pivot or cut the conversation and learn to never do it again. This guy isn't reading how disinterested this girl is because she keeps replying to him so he thinks he's doing well. An example for women is when they film themselves complaining about men. If they were ranting and raving in a group they would look at their friends and see their shocked faces at how psychotic they sound and then readjust or tone it down. Now if there's no one in the room that behavior is reinforced in the comment section by equally terrible women.
@@watsonwrote It's because when people go around live asking women if they cheat on men they almost always say yes. Makes trusting a woman impossible. And getting married requires intimate knowledge that they are a specific way and won't be unfaithful. If you get married and she sleeps around once, that isn't marriage. it's a partnership which doesn't involve God or any moral standard.
I had a guy once ask if he could drink my period blood, Chris is small beans compared to what most women deal with. I'm honestly pleasantly surprised that he stayed weird and didn't get aggressively offensive.
This exists, sort of. Once upon a time a great poet, Genghis Swan, wrote love sonnets to best Shakespeare. It may come as a surprise to you, but Genghis Swan was actually our Cr1TiKaL. Many of these writings can still be found, some in a couple videos he posted. Man that goes back to like 2014 I think. I've been here since 2012 when he was making Day Z Fun Tactics videos...lol he figured out how to swim through the ground in a zombie survival game. It was fun, but you could still be shot or attacked and not fight back.
@@Aylii1 Are you good? Yeah it's a minority, tf did you think? If you think it's most people then you are wildly incorrect and straight up not intelligent at all.
to anyone else who's gonna solve it, you can't because they're both equal. reading both formulas back they're the same thing (and yes i'm replying to a bot)
Almost makes me wish I would've saved all the thirsty cringey messages from when I was on the dating apps. Charlie, these guys are unbelievably common. I don't know if some guys deal with it as often but, I remember it being bad. It's one reason why I almost always asked to have a call right away instead of texts because for some reason like 90% of them were absolutely terrified of a real conversation. Thankfully my current bf proved not ALL men are like this and we had pleasant conversations consistently. Talks that didn't turn into anything but laughs and good memories.
it seems to be a male thing. im in a poly relationship and date all genders and can say its mostly a guy thing. I think there's a lot of men out there that grew up deeply insecure and not knowing how to communicate with people properly and that comes out in a lot of different ways later in life
@@JordanZ0710 I think we’d see things change if we saw a real shift in society to make it such that it’s not always men expected to make the first move. I think the initiating party has a disproportionate amount of pressure on them that definitely contributes to some of the weird behaviour we see.
nah, men just have to stop being disgusting creeps and thinking everyone is as horny as they are. I am literally ashamed to share a gender with those guys. Same people who start insulting women when they dont want to have sex immediately
@matsab7930 i mean i dont think that would change things but id still like to see that shift regardless. Every time a girl i know says they're waiting for a dude to ask them out, i encourage them to make the first move. As a woman myself, the only thing that has stopped me from making the first move is finding out the person i was attracted to was not single.
@@InstagramUser420 You need to write the right side better my guy, I'm assuming the equation is (x-2)(y-2) = (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2) (x-2)(y-2) == xy - 2x - 2y + 4 (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2) == xy - 2y - 2x + 4 xy - 2x - 2y + 4 == xy - 2x - 2y + 4 how is it wrong am i dumb both sides are the same thing
It's amazing how being a reasonable adult with empathy and understanding for a situation like attending a child's school function seems like a science to these weirdos. "I have a parent teacher conference for my daughter" "Oh, sorry. Wouldn't want to put this date above your duties as a parent. Let me know if there is a better time" Simple.
I wonder if these guys, outside of these unbelievably hard to stomach interactions, function normally. Hard to believe they're functioning memebers of society, or have friends, or aren't just massive creeps irl
Not like there is any glory in being a functioning member of society comprising of moronic creatures who are stupid beyond words can describe called humans
"These guys" represent a large number of men in society. For a man to be a respectful person who is great at picking up on social cues and responding correctly to them is exceedingly rare.
@@here2watch08 this feels like a classic example of survivorship bias, the dudes who aren't creepy have to date less to get a partner so there are less of them dating and the guys who are creeps have to date more to get a partner.
Was it not shocking to you when even after all he said, she (unless she was just trying to deceive him) asked to go get drinks. And I’m leaning towards the invitation being genuine, especially because correct me if this was prior but she gave the area she was in? Idk didn’t see anyone touching on this.
I’ve had this conversation so many times where even when you go down the “turn it all into a joke he doesn’t get” and it STILL does nothing to deter them. I know this is like cringe af and a surprise or a new look into tinder for Charlie…but this is so common it’s ridiculous.
It’s because sarcasm is extremely difficult to determine over text and not that easy even in real life. As good as humans are noticing patterns/differences/outliers from an evolutionary standpoint, when it comes to language, it’s more complicated than you realize. Men regularly banter like this with each other. There are in fact many women they enjoy bantering like this as well, ESPECIALLY on tinder… cmon… Women getting into playful verbal abuse banter that has been commonplace in men circles is much more common in the last 15 years though. When you consider that important detail, and realize that there’s so many variables on top of it (some people just suck at reading others emotions) it’s very easy to see why men might not see that their way of speaking isn’t working out sometimes. I mean, it’s really not that hard to understand that just saying how you feel is best for everyone. She also could have just cut the conversation immediately but she didn’t because she wanted clout/laughs with strangers on the internet. Like someone else said; “Why don’t people help each other to be better?” The dude is an asshat for sure; she’s NO BETTER.
@@CDBIII why did you reply to my comment? Seriously. I don’t know if you just looked for this comment so you could write all that out or what…that is to say I disagree with almost all of it besides the last part where people should help people be better. Other than that tho, go off. Just as you say, things are not that simple. You just boiled it down to “boys will be boys” and “language and texting is hard”. I’m done here.
@@purpleeggplantemoji8659 Wtf are you on about. Your comment was wrong, I corrected you. Simple as that. Move along now I guess since you don’t understand normal communication. Jesus how pathetic.
@@CDBIIIyou have to be joking. I don’t banter with my homies by telling them I’m stroking my shit. Tho that actually does sound funny to text to the gc men don’t talk to girls the same way they do their friends, if they do they have serious issues.
I'm a guy who knows nothing about dating, has had zero experience, but I can imagine women sadly have had to go through worse texts than this due to weirdos out there. They of course have my sympathies. People sure are strange.
I've been pretty lucky so far. The majority of ppl I've met, which is not a lot, have been nice, but no spark. The only weird ones I've gotten is a guy that stood me up twice and was probably a scam, a guy who was way too desperate in getting me to his place to "watch a movie" and "cuddle" not to mention calling me "really, really hot" when I'm a pudgey dork, and one guy who said I gave off "dom vibes" because he asked me if I preferred a park date or a restaurant for a first date? Other than that, I'm chill with being a boring undateable nerd 😂
I love watching Charlie dive into the madness that is these lunatic guys trying to 'flirt' online. Me and literally every other woman I've been friends with have swapped stories like this. I have a few too. One time I had a guy ask me what i do for fun, I told him I read and write, he called me boring, and then not 20 seconds later asked if I wanted to go with him to a parking lot to 'do it' in the back of his car. (His exact words) Like????????????????? No???????? Is that your angle?? The ol' "insult and insert" technique??? Talk shit and then hit??? I just deleted him from my phone. I was so done lmao.
LOL wtf. Honestly, the part where he called you BORING for liking to read and write is almost as much of a red flag 😂 Like wtf bro, we're the one organism in all of existence (that we know of) that even has the capacity to read and write, and you think it's *_boring?!_* It's one of the least boring things of all time!
I feel like I am reading an AI powered conversation if one of them has their lewdness set to 100 on the stat meter. This is a fever dream of a conversation.
I think ive cracked the case of Chris' horniness: he loves being shamed and judged and can feel her judgement from her messages and he purposely kept digging holes and embarrassing himself because THATS what gets him going. It all makes sense now
@@Firebolt7317its wierd but some dudes have a whole obsession with just being embarrassed in the worst ways possible. Theres even this "paypig" rabbit hole on youtube (some of the saddest shit i've ever seen)
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, but born just in time to see Charlie become obsessed with cringy text romance.
I come to this video from time to time. this is like a GTA V Strangers and Freaks mission, where you find someone wild and crazy but you decide to go along with it
I am loving Charlie’s brave descent into the incel, self proclaimed “nice guys,” community by unapologetically bashing their Tinder fumbles, peak content
He's clearly not an incel. Just some jock with the IQ of a peanut An "incel" or "nice guy" would have texted her, "Ah, yes. I understand, m'lady. Let me know if you and your daughter need any advice before the parent-teacher conference. If it would help alleviate your fears, I wouldn't mind role playing as the teacher in front of you and your daughter so that the real experience isn't all that intimidating."
@@RobbieStacks90They love to throw around that word to everyone except the actual incels because Charlie is great pals with and probably frequents the streams of those Twitch thot booby streamers with the army of incel paypigs (the literal actual incels) which is probably why he defends them so often and refuses to condemn their cringe fanbases. He'll never call out those incels because Twitch is a big cult of personality and he would basically be criticizing the bottom line of one of his commanders which is a big no no, but some guy who said a bunch of stupid shit in leaked text messages? Yes that's the incel!
if only charlie knew that chris was a result of a cutting edge experiment that allows dogs to speak the human language and even text through their mind... it's still in the very early stages
Why do some guys do that? They’ll throw out some weird sexual stuff just to see what they can get away with and what the women will respond and most of the time as soon as they ask for cuddling or say anything about being naked or horny or anything the girl IMMEDIATELY wants the convo to stop. It just creeps you out so bad.
“Not gonna get me soft” “Nice try” So he fully acknowledges that she’s actively trying to make him stop saying sexual shit to her but still doesn’t let up. That makes this whole thing so much worse.
I got creeps a lot like this on friend meeting apps. its so awkward and bleh when they constantly flirt and say how they in the mood of sussys despite me saying im not interested. i got flashed so many times of d pics and it just sorta ruined my day :/ glad the girlo didn't meet him in the story
If theyre on a friend meeting app then the chances are that they dont have many friends irl, and having both male and female friends is important to not getting overly attached to somebody. I personally would drop the app since mostly creeps use then i assume
We can raise the kids to be devout Catholics and send them to Exeter when the time comes while we cuddle by the fireplace in our cozy cape cod. Think about it, Samia.
i think we should call this series: Charlie Sees A Normal Interaction Between A Man And A Woman That That Man Doesnt View As A Person. i probably cant count on both my hands how many time a man im just casually talking to online will ramp up to be as horny as possible and then just admit they are touching themselves while texting me. its sexual harassment but every female friend i have who is on any social media/ dating app ends up having this happen to them. a lot of men are literally getting off to the fact that the woman theyre talking to dont like what they are doing. its disgusting but its not like this is something outlandish that only the creepiest creeps do. this is normal creep level
as a guy it's disgusting to me too. I've been shown some of those convos and at least a good proportion aren't doing it as a joke, they really are that thirsty, and view the woman as a receptacle rather than a human being with feelings and whatnot. I don't want to call it misogyny, but, well, it probably is
Should probably be titled like "Dating advice" because every time Charlie releases a video of this nature 90% of the comments are either "I am not a social person but even I am not this down bad when talking to woman" or Woman saying "I ran into people like this before but nowhere near this disconnected from reality".
Well, there are LOTS of women who do this too. It's generally seen as less weird for women to do it because of this dumb society. And the men who do this are in the minority. It's not a huge chunk of the male population. Can we normalize it being sexual harassment when women do this?
@@N0M4DYno matter how dumb you are to be, someone will always be dumber or weirder. My main flaw is that im a very sarcastic/satirical/trolly person but like.... as unfunny as I may be, my chances of getting bitches are still infinitely better than this guy's lmao.
It's so hard to make it through the video but at the same time I have a calming feeling knowing that every embarrasing thing I have ever done does not compare to this. 😂
You can always tell someone's creepy when they immediately started talking to someone like they were in a 3 year BDSM relationship
literally, like the good girl stuff would be fine if you've been in the relationship and know that's what they like n'stuff but to someone you barely know is extremely ???
It sounds like someone that's never been in a relationship that included kink regurgitating their conception of how a dom would talk, without ever bothering to do basic shit like compare interests or set boundaries. Giant red flag, that
@@Zoroasterisk right, lol? Even in such a relationship that's a pretty cringe way to do it.
@@_Lumiere_ I mean to each their own but having the BDSM talk as your first ever exchange of words is creepy and weird as shit. Lmao
Why did she keep interacting? She seems to have a purpose in life elsewhere than that specific cringy chatroom
It's so wild to me that, even though he opened really bad, she gave him multiple chances to turn it around and offered to meet for drinks, yet he still decided to be an absolute creep
well…. she’s a single mother for a reason 😅
He’s probably really hot
Rite? An absolute disaster, just brutal craziness and cringe. Makes me (24M) feel unsafe
@@p.c1892 ???
Those two were a perfect match tbh
This is like if you told two AIs to communicate. Just two total separate conversations happening 💀
"Post workout naked stretch"
@@maomaomaimaimao you know, as you do. After that, was gonna deep fry the entire discography of Harry Belafonte, still completely nude, of course
even AI could have a better conversation than this shit
Just another casual spiral of madness
Except one of those ai's is considerably better at English
I one time had a full Ass normal vanilla conversation with a guy on a dating app, literally like just talking about shared interests like dirt biking and reading, talked about our families how many siblings we have etc, it was a really nice convo and then when we were about to say goodnight for the evening, he tells me “btw I hope it’s ok that I’ve been j*cking off this whole time” and I literally threw my phone across the room ☹️ it was a NORMAL ASS CONVO
MF HUH 😨
Oh god...
He’s the most sane r34 commenter.
oh god
Some creeps should not have the time of day😱
NGL the woman's opening text is pretty smart. It gauges right away how the guy feels about her having kids, how willing he is to joke, and if he'd expect her to cancel important childcare stuff for his own interests.
underrated comment! she knew what was going on the whole time, honestly these men are hilarious to laugh at so im happy she made it a humorous situation.
Next time I catch you in my comment sections it’s gonna be over for you lil bro. Those cheeks are not surviving my malicious backshots
Yeah, and there's some guys acting like she made a fool of herself or got the guy she wanted or she was being awkward. They must have not left their houses in years or something because I'm autistic and I could smell the sarcasm wafting its way out of my screen. Are basic social skills really this hard to come by these days? I feel like a lot of sexism would be solved by just giving more people base critical thinking skills.
I can tell that she spent an hour ruminating over that text before hitting send. My suggestion is that she clear her conscience before trying to date. She doesn't feel comfortable as a single mother.
@@alexz4752 im autistic too! and we're supposed to be the ones that don't understand social cues lol
The funniest part about this to me is how he's got this creepy "dom" thing going on where he says "good girl" but he uses it exclusively to reinforce her giving him basic attention. Like when he says "good girl" to her replying "okay" or saying her having a kid is ok cause she's currently talking to him. He's so pathetic and desperate for attention, but he acts like this he's this "alpha male daddy" it's just so funny
If anyone would say 'good girl' to me, probably I would be crying. Of laughter. There is no way human beings think this is some hit s_it.
"you're doing well giving me attention right now"
The way he acts kinda makes me wonder if he's trying to implement the "wisdom" he got from watching alpha sigma whatever videos about how to talk to women... and succeeding in a sense that said "wisdom" was doomed to fail from the beginning.
@@vivienm2037 lots of women do find that attractive, just like lots of men find "good boy" attractive.
Major delusions of grandeur going on
The fact that if he just stopped with these creepy texts a little earlier he would’ve got drinks with her is actually insane
fortunately that's not how most creeps work. they wave their flags around pretty early
It felt like she already knew and was setting up a punchline with that honestly. Like ''no I was just telling you I was free for drinks, but I'm choosing to go with someone else.'' That's the sort of vibe I get from her
Thank God he kept talking. That girl was one drink away from being chained to a radiator.
Fells bad right, I’ve never even gotten a match
@@bobbooker1948???
Can we take a moment to highlight how smart and deliberate her 1st message was?
1. Checking how fast the guy wants to get things going
2. Mentioning she has kids (if not in profile)
3. Establishing her daughter is her prio nr 1
4. Buying time (no date tomorrow) to get to know each other first
It was truly a masterclass at weeding out the time-wasters lol
"highlight"
If she was actually getting her hair done, i bet that her and the hair stylist were dying laughing the whole time 🤣 I'm sure they were both coming up with responses
Oh, absolutely. She would have been in stitches nonetheless cuz that man’s horniness could power a third world country for 35 years minimum. My god.
@@PippinFisherreedthat man is a rookie, the sigma energy he displayed is nowhere matched to my rizz👽🗿
@@Myra-b9v What the actual fuck?
@@Myra-b9vyour worse than him 😂
@@Myra-b9vthere’s no way💀
Charlie is getting deeper into the cringe texts than these guys are getting into insanity and delusion
Prove that this formula is wrong:
(x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2
I’m better than Charlie
@@InstagramUser420 no. I don't think I will.
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALwhat does this even mean
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL how
I can feel her sarcasm and sardonicism through each text. Impressive
Sardonisism is so perfect for her.
@rjdgaming651 she is mimicing him. Basically knowing he's a loser, and going with it. I haven't seen one like this in forever. Its refreshing.
@rjdgaming651 Sardonicism refers to a mocking or cynical expression, tone, or attitude. It often involves using humor, irony, or scorn to convey contempt or derision.
REAL
@@Neko_jitawtf is derision
"I'll be the dog"
Dude wants to be Denji from Chainsaw man so bad
A man was nearly his dad till the dog barked
dont do denji like that
Charles is like Mario but instead of collecting stars, he collects diabolically hard to read texts
Prove that this formula wrong:
(x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4
I’m better than Charlie
LOL
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL you disrespected of what you did
Charles martinet = Charlie confirmed?
Im loving this new era of charlie going over the cringiest texts ever known to man, thank god for his service because I could not read this stuff on my own without dying of cringe
I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀
Prove that this formula is wrong:
(x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2
Hi dyaln
Agree. It's a good arc
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALno
I'm socially awkward myself, bad with conversation and stuff, but this is just next level batshit crazy 😂
This is completely different than being socially awkward. This guy is just a freak.
You're probably not as bad you think you are at conversation. Women makes excuses for any and everything, so you're probably doing fine at initiating normal conversations. The problem is that they want you to talk to them like the guy in this video, which means no sophisticated vocabulary, timely innuendos, and subtly aggressive behavior (ironically enough, feminists claim to detest this type of behavior because of what it often leads to). In other words, just say what's on your mind. Don't worry about tact or propriety. We're way beyond those times. Nowadays, you get women by being expressive and disrespectful because they'll think those qualities correspond to confidence and dominance.
@@RobbieStacks90 Very projective to assume most women want that when it's clear from all the videos and posts online about exchanges like this that it makes them uncomfortable 😬
@@RobbieStacks90Andrew Tate follower
I think he is saying being socially awkward and having to use a dating app.
Sometimes I feel like I'm socially inept, then I see these guys and I feel a bit better about myself.
Yeah, I was the typical naive undateable nerd chick who went to an all girls school and never liked bars and clubs and was always a shy dork but I'm counting my blessings rn lol
Inept is one thing, this is downright disturbing
@@Llama_charmerAnd creepy….
Seeing this conversation unfold made me feel like I was on the verge of hearing Oblivion music play in the background
One of the best comments ive ever read🤣🤣
yup
Have you heard the the High Elves?
Lmfao this comment is good
Best comment here
wtf...he had an absolutely insanely rare win by the fact she even continued to speak to him after his obvious massive loser energy, then the planes of the multiverse all aligned in sync, blessing him with impossible fortune; she was up for meeting for a drink....his response? POST WORKOUT NAKED STRETCHING. Cannot be real.
She did a great job of making her entire gender look bad. I must have lost a few brain cells reading that exchange. 🤦
Like how are these dudes getting dates? These mfs got absolutely zero game
@@RobbieStacks90I don't think either of them made their genders look bad, I just think the guys an Omegle weirdo and she wanted to keep the convo going in case he wasn't, because she doesn't get matches,
Makes sense to me
@@RobbieStacks90 did u ever had a life? Like real life with people, job and stuff yk
@@kmojo8396 So she had a reason, albeit desperation and yet still kept things cool. He went full weirdo and you're telling me he doesn't make us look bad???
The way this dude makes people who have a basic level of respect look like people pleasers is certainly a talent
Its s skit, charlie and everyone is fooled easily. like only fans 100k weirdo dude with the face tat, you all got scammed. Charlie is losing his radar calibration
"you all got scammed" we read it, chuckled, then forgot about it immediately after. We didn't lose anything from it and no one profited from it, not a scam lmao
It's a bot, Chris is a bot, seen it on a Bumble
@@hoopslaa5235you know he gets these from Reddit right?😂
I deleted every dating app because creeps and messages like this are frequent. This woman kept this communication going way too long lol
She did it as a service to us, the viewers. And for that, we thank her.
ngl she was probably bored so she just continued the conversation.
she did it for our entertainment
Imagine thinking that women have it worse than men on dating apps.
The delusion.
You wouldn't survive one day as a guy buttercup.
I don’t blame you 😂
This woman actually seems nice and fun. She handled that like a champion, just made of fun without flat out stating how much of an ass he js.
not really, she was a huge part of the problem. she should have cut the conversation as soon as he said the first deranged shit. why is she catering to his conversation even after he said he was stroking his shit to it?
this is why guys get led on and confused, it just doesn't make sense.
@@KibatsuMusicgosh won’t someone think of the poor guy 😢
@@gz5405There are a huge amount of women that like that kind of talk, especially on Tinder. So ya, her responses could absolutely be read as playful banter.
Aside from that, you know most of these stories that Charlie reads are totally fabricated right? I’m not saying they cannot happen; but that we are currently living in an age of lies thanks to clout, the most addictive drug known to mankind.
She kept going to laugh at him for how miserable he shows himself as. How could that be wrong?
@@KibatsuMusic It's not the responsibility of girls to tell every unstable creep that their behaviour is insanely inappropriate. Calling a stranger a "good girl" is beyond being a little out of line.
I have continued convos like this just for pure entertainment, she knows he’s a creep. She is 100 percent sending these to her bestie laughing about it 😂
And you were "100 percent" wrong lmfao entire thing was fake it was kinda obvious.
@shanicorn Nah its not that type of convo. If it were she would play along occasionally giving him a compliment. This just sounds like she got it from the start with what she is dealing and just wants him to stop annoying her further.
@@not_duckklet people have fun man
@@not_duckk Bet you're fun at parties 😭
@@p_3_n_n_ystop making parties seem like a good thing fuck parties and people who go to them get better as a person rather than get drunk with a whole bunch of loud drunk incompetent brats
Today's Fact: The highest point in North America is Denali (formerly known as Mount McKinley) in Alaska, which stands at 20,310 feet tall.
I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀
Today’s Fact: Crewmate Complex is going to get coal for Christmas he is in the naughty list!
i love there
I used a pie to pleasure myself this evening
live
I don't think she meant to be playful during that first response. I think she meant it to be like a sublte "my daughter is my top priority" while also mentioning she is in fact busy.
Yes I know what you mean flower
@@wezzbeet2923what is flower
Genuinely one of the most head scratching convos I’ve ever read, dudes being really weird yet she continues to engage in conversation yet showing no interest or real engagement in the conversation, like what were they both even going for anymore
She was trolling him for entertainment.
@sirminimuffin4196 read back her texts in a sarcastic way and you'll get why she's doing that, it's funny af
@@sydious_s_snakeit’s hilarious
@@lelduck6388 I guess but idk how she wasn't just creeped out and left
@@sirminimuffin4196She’s probably just that kind of person or she’s just that desensitized because of how often it happens.
It’s kinda of sweet that Charlie thinks this is the worst of the worst of messages women get on tinder.
This was hilarious.
Even like 20 years ago, I remember my mom and her friends putting Lavalife on speakerphone so they could laugh at the Personals.
Youd be surprised, not just women but gay guys as well.
@@rotarydude9737 oh I believe that lol
@@rotarydude9737 I wouldn't lmao. My gay best friend has 40 year old dudes asking to plow him on a daily. One even asked him to wear a diaper. Some dudes are just fukcing weird as fuck.
As someone who has had many cringe conversations on dating apps, I'm telling yall she knows about the red flags. It's just entertaining to see what other crap they up saying so you send it to the group chat.
he wasnt even aware shes fucking with him, no women gonna talk long with such a guy if not for collecting screenshots for laughs
i realazed she was screwing with him after like the 3rd chat
Dont use dating apps
@BasicallyBasic990Not when it comes to women, just how it is.
@BasicallyBasic990
I'd say it's a couple of things:
1. No matter how many you help, there are many women who get barraged with messages like this constantly, regardless of what they say. Eventually it's too much to just try to keep offering pointers and help, especially because
2. Usually they aren't interested in listening to what you have to say anyway. Sometimes the advice can be helpful and appreciated, but it is far, far more common for the type of person sending this sort of message to just not give a fuck about making the woman uncomfortable or being awkward, or that's the entire goal.
and finally
3. It's asking a lot of the people just looking for matches, dates, etc., to personally invest more time in trying to help these men, especially with the points above. There's also a point where you don't owe random people anything, so why invest all of the time and energy to help, again keeping in mind the points above?
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had a conversation with a guy that has gone almost exactly like this, I think I’d be a millionaire LMAO 😭 For real though, the amount of men on social media & dating apps who are fully comfortable with sexually harassing women and being absolute creeps never fails to astound me.
I mean, even back in the day I was an unlucky nerd girl. You know the stereotype. Never dated online even back in the day and I only recently started because a friend of mine, whos a bit boy crazy suggested I do it. I've been on maybe five dates within the past year or so and luckily they're nice ppl irl, just no spark. I don't consider myself to be particularly straight anymore but this shizz makes me so glad I'm a boring nerd. The only time I've got weirded out is the time I was stood up twice by the same guy, the guy who messaged me immediately and left me voice messages saying I was really, really hot when I look like a potato, and one other dude who said I gave off "dom vibes" not 5 mins after asking me if I preferred Park or restaurant for a first date.
Before I met my now wife, I was on dating sites, like plenty of fish, eharmony, and others. I can tell you that some of the women on there were just as creepy as the men.
@@Bluelinechevy82 Okay?… I never said that women can’t be creepy? 🤨
I find Charly a bit naive here, calling this conversation top tier. Ever since chatrooms existed some 30 years ago, people took to their keyboard to write the most offensive stuff that they would never dare say face to face to anyone. Sending sexual messages to a girl in the crudest way possible has always been very common, to be honest the guys who didn't do that were few and far apart. Chris here isn't expecting a date or anything, he just wants to talk about his dong. While I'm sure there are actual perverts who do this, I don't think it's necessarily the case. It seems to me like a lot of people can indulge in this kind of behavior given the anonymity (real or perceived).
@Jearbearjenkins it's not just dating apps tho. Like Ive gotten dms, or irl encounters where number are echanged and dudes text exactly like this after like 2 seconds of normal convos. Hell, even a couple straight up irl situations where I get scared and have to leave (but alcohol is usually involed in those). That being said, I think I have bad luck and it definitely is worse online where theres at least some anonymity added to the equation
The fact that this woman tried to meet up with him terrifies me. Also I've talked to guys EXACTLY like this before. If they say they're "stroking it" while talking to you. Run
I mean when you fake something for a very obvious publicity stunt usually theres nothing to be terrified about.
Whether fake or not, birb, messages like this from guys is more common than you think. I've personally experienced them and so many women in the Internet.
Honestly just stroking it is one thing. It’s strange but I don’t think it immediately means this guy is a fuckin creep. Telling you about it though shows all kinds of red flags. Like damn that guy has zero idea what is going on just in general.
@@N7thegreatspy Uhm. I think stroking it to a literal stranger at a random convo shows a lack of standards and respect to self and others. It definitely equals creepy and a need for therapy. I can't tell you how many times I've had guys say they get off to just my FACE. Then people wonder why I don't have Snap or Insta.
@@Adelaide_Cuthbertyea idk how people share that info with you thinking it’s a compliment.
I think this is the type of guy who really NEEDS the AI girlfriend thing. He just disregards everything this woman is saying to him and projects the 'sexy conversation' that HE wants onto her.
Over analyzing this way too much. This guy probably wasn’t even taking this conversation seriously. Neither of them were
@@canadianrage5224 Hard to say really, she was willing to meet up for a drink with him which suggests she wanted to go on a date and give him a chance. Whether the guy was being serious or not is up to interpretation though, and i'm going to go with that he was being for real.
@@canadianrage5224why would being so weirdly sexual with someone you don’t know be a go to way to have light conversation like I don’t know if it’s just a joke he’s got a weird sense of humor lol
Suggesting someone talk to an ai girlfriend may be one of the biggest insults I’ve ever seen
Better than real women
Its almost cute to see him so aghast and baffled by basically 70% of the DM conversations i had back in my dating days.
Ikr?? It just shows me how wonderful Charlie is as a man and I'm so happy that his relationship has been going strong (edit: turns out they broke up 😞)
Right?!? Lmao. It's like "Weve been telling you this the whole time!"
@@judesliggooI hate to break it to you but charlie and his girlfriend broke up a few months ago LMAO
is this really how other guys are? I don't even know what to say, but it explains why women I've talked to have been so skeptical and guarded initially. jesus christ
@@moonasha yep all of them except for you; you're the good one.
I love this girl’s dry sense of humor. She’s like the Debbie Downer of dating apps and I’m here for it 😂
Put a shirt on dude you seem like you stroke it while having normal conversation
I got my period on the Auschwitz tour and all I had in my purse was a used KFC napkin.
@@somethingelse4424😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment iv ever seen 😂😂😂
@@somethingelse4424this stresses me out
i respect her humor, as well as her ability to not become a skin lamp.
She's an NPC too but yeah at least she isn't a skin lamp.
@@watchmehope6560 how. Please explain it to me. I genuinely don't understand the argument.
shes a sarcastic jerk with no humiity or energy to anything she says lol, very much the "Strong independent" lonelya sf cat woman type, she obviously got no skill in choosing men seeing as shes lumped with some exes spawn hahahaha@@watchmehope6560
@@SylverScourge I don't know if she's an NPC, but she swiped on him, so maybe this is karma lol glad she didn't meet him though!
@@r.s.4085 ...how are you supposed to know someone is a creepazoid by simply looking at a picture of them?
You can't.
The "save chris from himself" had me laughting to the tears!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
For me it was, "Chris... Are you okay?"
i had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad she immediately called him out. Most people don’t act like that until in the relationship, and It feels so uncomfortable once you experience it. And whoever is in a similar situation, please leave them, it isn’t going to get better. Someone will love you, and you shouldn’t have to settle for someone like that. i know how scary it is, even the confrontation, but if they still beg you back or continue on doing those, they don’t truly care for you. (keep this in mind especially if you have low self esteem/confidence. Im in the same boat)
Were you refering to yourself in third person there?
@@Anthony-sin-mas "I had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad [the girl in the video] immediately called [the guy in the video] out."
@@perlundgren7797 oooh
Yeah same, I dated a fuckboy like this when I was younger and insecure. It was because I thought I couldn't find anyone else. What a load of bs.
it's absolutely diabolical how you can tell that chrissy is chronically online and his match who is no longer his match actually had a life
As a woman who has had many unwelcomed similar situations, you'd be surprised just how common this type of behavior is.
Not surprised, Ive been on grindr.
These are the guys you're matching with on dating sites and apps. Next time, try reading his profile first before liking it so that you know to expect these kinds of messages. Your father would not approve of your dating a vapid philanderer. There's no need to spite him; all he wants is for you to date a worthy gentleman with prospects.
Yea but you'll prob still do a one nighter with a guy like this. Hes prob catching girls bc of his looks and hammer. I was like this in college, I would try to pull by using the worst most obnoxious game I could come up with. What I found out is girls like to get laid too, they were jsut as shallow as i was.
@@bmwmd110 just*, but thank you for your contribution. You proved something that I've been saying for years, but the feminists refuse to hear it.
@@RobbieStacks90You sound so out of touch brother. You think every girl just slides on dating sites with no care in the world? I imagine a few do but girls are literally taught to be precautious with the men they like. Also the guy in the video literally has no social awareness and lacks basic understanding and communication skills. Nowhere near a worthy gentleman as you put it. Seek help man.
7:51
"Five foot six is fine! Five foot six is a beautiful perfect height, damn it!"
I really needed to hear this today, thank you.
Lmao real
Me too :)
seeing her call people who are 5'7" to 5'10" short killed me. I only breached 5 foot last year, and am currently 5'1/2". I think to her I'd just be a goblin creature that skitters across the floor and eats m&ms
eat your meat and pray my friend. i knew a girl who was 5foot til like 16 or 17 then shot up 7 inches over a few months and made it to 5 foot 8 before she was 20. I've no clue of your age but for a small number of people there is hope haha
I feel like that on a regular and I'm 5' 4"
it's okay im 5'0 too and 18. Our amount of testosterone and will power is enough.
Prove that this formula not wrong:
(x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2
Average height in the US is 5’4 for females and 5’9 for males
So 5’10 is definitely not short
That opener “I better be your top priority” would have immediately made me unmatch
Charlie’s habitual use of the word “cattywampus” will never fail to get a chuckle out of me
Prove that this formula is wrong:
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@@InstagramUser420 nuh uh
@@InstagramUser42017
I’m better than Charlie
@@InstagramUser420shut up bot and that isn't even factored properly
This text conversation actually convinced me that all is possible from cringe and horniness.
If we can plumb the depths of despair with cringe and horniness, can we use these powers for good?
You're just realizing this?
@@RAGEAlanBun There are some things that are too corrupt for that... alas this is one of them...
Reminds me of bdsm
I ate pie and left no crumbs
Hows my bot preformance? I wanna be a bot in the future
as the conversation get's progressively worse, Charlie gets closer and closer to defenestrating himself
Defenestration?? Bro is more eloquent than Charlie
@@tweenytwinkiesI'm sad I know that that means jumping out of a window
@@DapperDan-zx9fuanother goofy word added to my collection, thank you very much.
@@DapperDan-zx9fuWhy are you sad about it?
love this word
remarkable commitment. nobody wanted it more than him. you can tell he puts in the work.
This was the biggest mindfuck of a conversation that i've ever seen😂😂.
A complete fever dream what the heck is going on🤣😭
Well at least he managed to f something... Just not a woman 😂
I love you channel!! 🍓🐇
ddlc
I read your comment then watched the video… what da fuck sums it up 🤣
What I don't understand is why the hell is she even still talking to him. Makes no sense.
charlie not understanding how depraved and weird dating is for people in their 20s is so innocent
I actually saw a video on this a few years ago and it's because both genders have taken on stalking behavior which used to be seen as creepy but is now normal because everything is online.
A clear example from this is 20 years ago if a guy was saying these things to a girl he could look at her and see her horrified reaction and most guys would pivot or cut the conversation and learn to never do it again. This guy isn't reading how disinterested this girl is because she keeps replying to him so he thinks he's doing well.
An example for women is when they film themselves complaining about men. If they were ranting and raving in a group they would look at their friends and see their shocked faces at how psychotic they sound and then readjust or tone it down. Now if there's no one in the room that behavior is reinforced in the comment section by equally terrible women.
Is this why almost nobody I know is married lol
@@Aaron-kj8dvSexual Harassment and Over the top feminism didnt start with the internet lol, just made it amplified
Some men dont have the stomach to send even one risky text, i applaud this very horny man. But yea, this was rough lol
@@watsonwrote It's because when people go around live asking women if they cheat on men they almost always say yes.
Makes trusting a woman impossible. And getting married requires intimate knowledge that they are a specific way and won't be unfaithful. If you get married and she sleeps around once, that isn't marriage. it's a partnership which doesn't involve God or any moral standard.
I had a guy once ask if he could drink my period blood, Chris is small beans compared to what most women deal with. I'm honestly pleasantly surprised that he stayed weird and didn't get aggressively offensive.
WTF
What the actual fuck???!!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Yeah, that's serial killer vibes.
Human beings are weird AF some times
There are so many things I've been through that I would say if it hadn't been so traumatic. Honestly, men can be such creeps.
mr. peng, your channel/livestream is like an IRL socratic seminar on current events. i love it.
“Choking the chicken” and “squeezing my hog” are going into my dictionary for sure. Thank you for imparting your wisdom as always, Charlie
You’ve never heard of “choking my chicken” until today?
The audience is full of kids @@MrNinja543
@@MrNinja543my thoughts exactly. We are old my friend .
Well then... May wanna throw 'Whackin' the Kraken' in there, too.
Flogging the dolphin
petition to have charlie do a 'how to talk to girls 101' live stream but he's only allowed to use the best of the worst cringe texts he's ever seen
This exists, sort of. Once upon a time a great poet, Genghis Swan, wrote love sonnets to best Shakespeare. It may come as a surprise to you, but Genghis Swan was actually our Cr1TiKaL. Many of these writings can still be found, some in a couple videos he posted. Man that goes back to like 2014 I think. I've been here since 2012 when he was making Day Z Fun Tactics videos...lol he figured out how to swim through the ground in a zombie survival game. It was fun, but you could still be shot or attacked and not fight back.
i agree with this
Yes
He should just do a serious version of that, unironically. It seems like people these days need it.
Its painful reading through this conversation. It hurts and makes me think what this world has come to.
It's just a minority. It happens but it's not a huge chunk of the human population.
@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthereMinority 💀
But it is very common for dating apps at least
@@Aylii1 Are you good? Yeah it's a minority, tf did you think? If you think it's most people then you are wildly incorrect and straight up not intelligent at all.
“Good girl” is a crazy statement. She’s not a dog bro
started watching every upload exactly a year ago. how far the content hasn’t come. charlie is iconic and these videos are such a comfort
Prove that this formula is wrong:
(x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2
I’m better than Charlie
has come*
to anyone else who's gonna solve it, you can't because they're both equal.
reading both formulas back they're the same thing
(and yes i'm replying to a bot)
@@clttratleast the bot made it fun
Almost makes me wish I would've saved all the thirsty cringey messages from when I was on the dating apps. Charlie, these guys are unbelievably common. I don't know if some guys deal with it as often but, I remember it being bad. It's one reason why I almost always asked to have a call right away instead of texts because for some reason like 90% of them were absolutely terrified of a real conversation. Thankfully my current bf proved not ALL men are like this and we had pleasant conversations consistently. Talks that didn't turn into anything but laughs and good memories.
You’d be surprised how insane it can be in gay situations.😅 Every dude I’ve met on Tinder was super creepy to me!! 😭 I just stopped going on it.
it seems to be a male thing. im in a poly relationship and date all genders and can say its mostly a guy thing. I think there's a lot of men out there that grew up deeply insecure and not knowing how to communicate with people properly and that comes out in a lot of different ways later in life
@@JordanZ0710 I think we’d see things change if we saw a real shift in society to make it such that it’s not always men expected to make the first move. I think the initiating party has a disproportionate amount of pressure on them that definitely contributes to some of the weird behaviour we see.
nah, men just have to stop being disgusting creeps and thinking everyone is as horny as they are. I am literally ashamed to share a gender with those guys. Same people who start insulting women when they dont want to have sex immediately
@matsab7930 i mean i dont think that would change things but id still like to see that shift regardless. Every time a girl i know says they're waiting for a dude to ask them out, i encourage them to make the first move.
As a woman myself, the only thing that has stopped me from making the first move is finding out the person i was attracted to was not single.
Everyday I may feel like I’m shitty at flirting but at least I’m not one of these guys
I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀
Prove that this formula is wrong:
(x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2
@@InstagramUser420no
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALno
@@InstagramUser420 You need to write the right side better my guy, I'm assuming the equation is (x-2)(y-2) = (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2)
(x-2)(y-2) == xy - 2x - 2y + 4
(xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2) == xy - 2y - 2x + 4
xy - 2x - 2y + 4 == xy - 2x - 2y + 4
how is it wrong am i dumb both sides are the same thing
It's amazing how being a reasonable adult with empathy and understanding for a situation like attending a child's school function seems like a science to these weirdos.
"I have a parent teacher conference for my daughter"
"Oh, sorry. Wouldn't want to put this date above your duties as a parent. Let me know if there is a better time"
Simple.
I wonder if these guys, outside of these unbelievably hard to stomach interactions, function normally. Hard to believe they're functioning memebers of society, or have friends, or aren't just massive creeps irl
the scariest part is this could just be another average joe. he could be anyone
Not like there is any glory in being a functioning member of society comprising of moronic creatures who are stupid beyond words can describe called humans
Well if they are on dating apps it means they dont have the balls to be creepy irl, let alone creepy flirting irl
"These guys" represent a large number of men in society. For a man to be a respectful person who is great at picking up on social cues and responding correctly to them is exceedingly rare.
@@here2watch08 this feels like a classic example of survivorship bias, the dudes who aren't creepy have to date less to get a partner so there are less of them dating and the guys who are creeps have to date more to get a partner.
I like these videos, they make every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done in my life seem like nothing
Was it not shocking to you when even after all he said, she (unless she was just trying to deceive him) asked to go get drinks. And I’m leaning towards the invitation being genuine, especially because correct me if this was prior but she gave the area she was in? Idk didn’t see anyone touching on this.
Really puts you into perspective😂
I’ve had this conversation so many times where even when you go down the “turn it all into a joke he doesn’t get” and it STILL does nothing to deter them. I know this is like cringe af and a surprise or a new look into tinder for Charlie…but this is so common it’s ridiculous.
It’s because sarcasm is extremely difficult to determine over text and not that easy even in real life. As good as humans are noticing patterns/differences/outliers from an evolutionary standpoint, when it comes to language, it’s more complicated than you realize.
Men regularly banter like this with each other. There are in fact many women they enjoy bantering like this as well, ESPECIALLY on tinder… cmon… Women getting into playful verbal abuse banter that has been commonplace in men circles is much more common in the last 15 years though.
When you consider that important detail, and realize that there’s so many variables on top of it (some people just suck at reading others emotions) it’s very easy to see why men might not see that their way of speaking isn’t working out sometimes.
I mean, it’s really not that hard to understand that just saying how you feel is best for everyone. She also could have just cut the conversation immediately but she didn’t because she wanted clout/laughs with strangers on the internet.
Like someone else said; “Why don’t people help each other to be better?” The dude is an asshat for sure; she’s NO BETTER.
@@CDBIII why did you reply to my comment? Seriously. I don’t know if you just looked for this comment so you could write all that out or what…that is to say I disagree with almost all of it besides the last part where people should help people be better. Other than that tho, go off. Just as you say, things are not that simple. You just boiled it down to “boys will be boys” and “language and texting is hard”. I’m done here.
@@purpleeggplantemoji8659 Wtf are you on about. Your comment was wrong, I corrected you. Simple as that. Move along now I guess since you don’t understand normal communication. Jesus how pathetic.
@@CDBIIIyou have to be joking. I don’t banter with my homies by telling them I’m stroking my shit. Tho that actually does sound funny to text to the gc men don’t talk to girls the same way they do their friends, if they do they have serious issues.
@@CDBIIIAre you normally this stupid or is today special?
I'm a guy who knows nothing about dating, has had zero experience, but I can imagine women sadly have had to go through worse texts than this due to weirdos out there. They of course have my sympathies. People sure are strange.
I agree, but don't worry, you'll get to experience the awfulness of humans as well, it's just different flavors of awful.
Human beings can be truly truly mental and fucked up
I've been pretty lucky so far. The majority of ppl I've met, which is not a lot, have been nice, but no spark. The only weird ones I've gotten is a guy that stood me up twice and was probably a scam, a guy who was way too desperate in getting me to his place to "watch a movie" and "cuddle" not to mention calling me "really, really hot" when I'm a pudgey dork, and one guy who said I gave off "dom vibes" because he asked me if I preferred a park date or a restaurant for a first date? Other than that, I'm chill with being a boring undateable nerd 😂
That's why aliens won't invade. We're like reality TV for them.
@@Phoebe5448 But you do like games, anime, tea and chocolate. That's a nice mix (I like my tea iced though).
I'm also undateable 😓
I love watching Charlie dive into the madness that is these lunatic guys trying to 'flirt' online. Me and literally every other woman I've been friends with have swapped stories like this. I have a few too.
One time I had a guy ask me what i do for fun, I told him I read and write, he called me boring, and then not 20 seconds later asked if I wanted to go with him to a parking lot to 'do it' in the back of his car. (His exact words) Like????????????????? No???????? Is that your angle?? The ol' "insult and insert" technique??? Talk shit and then hit??? I just deleted him from my phone. I was so done lmao.
LOL wtf. Honestly, the part where he called you BORING for liking to read and write is almost as much of a red flag 😂
Like wtf bro, we're the one organism in all of existence (that we know of) that even has the capacity to read and write, and you think it's *_boring?!_* It's one of the least boring things of all time!
I’m stealing “insult and insert” that’s a banger lmao
Ok but insult and insert works if ur not a weirdo who doesn’t rush things
As a guy, now I'm starting to see why so many women hate men.
(PS: I still don't think it's right to hate men)
I feel like I am reading an AI powered conversation if one of them has their lewdness set to 100 on the stat meter. This is a fever dream of a conversation.
i’ve honestly had more comprehensive and fulfilling conversations with my furby compared to whatever tf this is 😭
Idk how I have not come across this channel before.. the hilarious way you tear this dude apart is everything 😂😂
These never get old. I hope they don't ever stop.
I think ive cracked the case of Chris' horniness: he loves being shamed and judged and can feel her judgement from her messages and he purposely kept digging holes and embarrassing himself because THATS what gets him going. It all makes sense now
I feel like that's genuinely the only thing it could of been 😂 Any other explanation just doesn't work. Dude just likes getting freaky 😬
Chris must be a huge masochist ong
That... actually makes a lot of sense
@@manuelsputnikI genuinely don't understand how anyone could get any enjoyment out if that.
@@Firebolt7317its wierd but some dudes have a whole obsession with just being embarrassed in the worst ways possible. Theres even this "paypig" rabbit hole on youtube (some of the saddest shit i've ever seen)
10:37 his excitement level must’ve gone up 1000% when she asked that
7:34 "i like short guys" "how short" "5'7-5'10" my sister in christ that is LITERALLY the average height range
5'7 is pretty damn short
@imÏÏÅŢØX̌ nah it's at the shorter end of the average range but i still consider it average
I'm 5'11 but I'm pretty short compared to my coworkers 😂😭 Guess it depends where you live
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, but born just in time to see Charlie become obsessed with cringy text romance.
I mean I fuck with what y'all saying, but I get mad knowing we won't get to explore space.
If I could do it over, I would have been born a Roman in Jesus's time. The Romans got any baddie they wanted in those days.
@@lolwhat9297 ohhhhh don't worry. No one will. The Earth will drown in pollution first
we are in the perfect time to explore the world, u can literally pay to travel halfway across the world in half a day, impossible in the past
bro cant lie ur comments make me think ur an incel@@RobbieStacks90
You know it’s gonna be a good one when Charlie kicks it off with a philosophical question.
What hurts me the most is that Charlie thinks THIS is a nightmarish amount of horny, and he hasn't even seen Grindr 😭
Lol this guy would be a real fucking smooth talker compared to anyone from grindr 💀
How do both of you know 💀💀
Bro would be horrified
@@austingautier2730cause we are gay ???
*dick pic*
*location tag*
"U coming???????"
"?????"
*blocks you*
I come to this video from time to time. this is like a GTA V Strangers and Freaks mission, where you find someone wild and crazy but you decide to go along with it
Damn I'm socially awkward myself but this makes me feel like a social genius
Charlies ability to bear cringe to this extent is something to truly marvel at. I find it so hard to sit through these lol
Prove that this formula wrong:
(x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4
I’m better than Charlie
Charlie inspires me, my parents said if I get 30k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording,, begging u guys.. literally begging
Yeah Charlie has a cringe inhibitor like all his clones
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL please stop saying the same thing you disgrace of a human
I am loving Charlie’s brave descent into the incel, self proclaimed “nice guys,” community by unapologetically bashing their Tinder fumbles, peak content
Prove that this formula not wrong:
(x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2
He's clearly not an incel. Just some jock with the IQ of a peanut
An "incel" or "nice guy" would have texted her, "Ah, yes. I understand, m'lady. Let me know if you and your daughter need any advice before the parent-teacher conference. If it would help alleviate your fears, I wouldn't mind role playing as the teacher in front of you and your daughter so that the real experience isn't all that intimidating."
@@RobbieStacks90They love to throw around that word to everyone except the actual incels because Charlie is great pals with and probably frequents the streams of those Twitch thot booby streamers with the army of incel paypigs (the literal actual incels) which is probably why he defends them so often and refuses to condemn their cringe fanbases. He'll never call out those incels because Twitch is a big cult of personality and he would basically be criticizing the bottom line of one of his commanders which is a big no no, but some guy who said a bunch of stupid shit in leaked text messages? Yes that's the incel!
@@xin215 can you name any specific streamers?
She was the one that matched with him and after him acting weird wanted to go out for drinks. That is on her
No one's going to EVER match his freak. 😔
shut up cornball
@@oldnig08are u chris
10:09 made me spit my drink--💀
@7:45 Had me laughing so hard man.
Its good how well Critical takes it on the chin, Small in stature but enourmous in character
if only charlie knew that chris was a result of a cutting edge experiment that allows dogs to speak the human language and even text through their mind... it's still in the very early stages
Don't do dogs like that
@@bonnerin0 Dogs are depraved asf
Ducks are horny rapists why couldnt u use them in ur joke dogs r nice
9:53 Hehe, that rhymed XD
Why do some guys do that? They’ll throw out some weird sexual stuff just to see what they can get away with and what the women will respond and most of the time as soon as they ask for cuddling or say anything about being naked or horny or anything the girl IMMEDIATELY wants the convo to stop. It just creeps you out so bad.
I lost it when charlie said “WHAT IS HAPPENING?! SOMEONE SAVE CHRIS FROM HIMSELF!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It came up the minute I read your comment lmfaooo 9:27
“Not gonna get me soft”
“Nice try”
So he fully acknowledges that she’s actively trying to make him stop saying sexual shit to her but still doesn’t let up. That makes this whole thing so much worse.
I got creeps a lot like this on friend meeting apps. its so awkward and bleh when they constantly flirt and say how they in the mood of sussys despite me saying im not interested. i got flashed so many times of d pics and it just sorta ruined my day :/ glad the girlo didn't meet him in the story
You in a sussy mood ?🤪🤪
not atm
@@Minty_cats_from_frostlands oh ok
If theyre on a friend meeting app then the chances are that they dont have many friends irl, and having both male and female friends is important to not getting overly attached to somebody. I personally would drop the app since mostly creeps use then i assume
probably sadly, im slowly just getting to the point where im giving up looking for friends unless in person
usually most of these chats feel fake to me but this one is so random and insane no one could make this up
Yeah post workout naked stretching is somethin that is to outlandish for most ppl to think of 😂
Why are you alone in your pic? Where's your man?
We can raise the kids to be devout Catholics and send them to Exeter when the time comes while we cuddle by the fireplace in our cozy cape cod. Think about it, Samia.
@@RobbieStacks90 It's a shame Charlie doesn't read the comments, because we have classic cringe happening right here.
@@RobbieStacks90 you're a freak
That gal is a fantastic troll, she did great considering what she was up against lol
i think we should call this series: Charlie Sees A Normal Interaction Between A Man And A Woman That That Man Doesnt View As A Person. i probably cant count on both my hands how many time a man im just casually talking to online will ramp up to be as horny as possible and then just admit they are touching themselves while texting me. its sexual harassment but every female friend i have who is on any social media/ dating app ends up having this happen to them. a lot of men are literally getting off to the fact that the woman theyre talking to dont like what they are doing. its disgusting but its not like this is something outlandish that only the creepiest creeps do. this is normal creep level
as a guy it's disgusting to me too. I've been shown some of those convos and at least a good proportion aren't doing it as a joke, they really are that thirsty, and view the woman as a receptacle rather than a human being with feelings and whatnot. I don't want to call it misogyny, but, well, it probably is
I genuinely can't imagine being that desperate, Jesus Christ. Those are the same guys that say women don't have enough self-respect nowadays
Should probably be titled like "Dating advice" because every time Charlie releases a video of this nature 90% of the comments are either "I am not a social person but even I am not this down bad when talking to woman" or Woman saying "I ran into people like this before but nowhere near this disconnected from reality".
Well, there are LOTS of women who do this too. It's generally seen as less weird for women to do it because of this dumb society. And the men who do this are in the minority. It's not a huge chunk of the male population. Can we normalize it being sexual harassment when women do this?
@@moonashawhite knight alert
I shouldn't be watching this stoned, this entire conversation is so hard to follow right now lmao
Having the first sentence you ever say to another person be "I better be your top priority" is wild
Like who would actually say that?!
people like this guy makes me feel better about myself knowing there's people like this
Prove that this formula wrong:
(x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4
Charlie inspires me, my parents said if I get 30k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording,, begging u guys.. literally begging
I used to think I was a loser but holy shit seeing this made have a bit more confidence in myself
Yeah dude we ain’t so bad 😂
@@N0M4DYno matter how dumb you are to be, someone will always be dumber or weirder. My main flaw is that im a very sarcastic/satirical/trolly person but like.... as unfunny as I may be, my chances of getting bitches are still infinitely better than this guy's lmao.
Seeing people speak like this really makes me feel better about myself, definitely not missing out by not being on these dumpster fire apps.
As a woman it’s actually so terrifying that these men are just running loose in the streets😂
4:10 Charlie was way too familiar with that post workout stretch routine for him to have never done it before.
This is a conversation out of Oblivion.
This text exchange is super common and probably happens 100s of times per day to be honest
This is the funniest video of Charlie's I've seen 😭😭😭 THE NAKED STRETCHING PART
It's so hard to make it through the video but at the same time I have a calming feeling knowing that every embarrasing thing I have ever done does not compare to this. 😂
homie's rizz was so bad she had to pull out the 'I like short guys' 🤣🤣🤣
no seriously its genuinely impressive how he got that line out of her cause girls will usually NEVER say that
It wasn’t even short 😭😭
Charlie’s videos always have the vibe of that one friend who’s always up to shit telling you a funny thing that happened to him recently
I would be afraid dating in America with all this armed unhinged guys.