Brilliant....my ex girlfriend is down as a "Festival Manager" at Salisbury arts festival , Which is strange because I remember her making tea in the office and complaining about being a "dogs body" 😂🤣😂
'Your skills are your skills alone. Only you can you do like you do you.' absolutely kills me every time. I've sat through actual business 'meetings' and heard similar dross almost word for word.
“Make Life Beautiful.” “Live with Purpose, Love with Passion.” “Life: A Journey Worth Traveling.” “Create Your Own Sunshine.” “Life is What You Make It.” “Chase Dreams, Not Illusions.” “Happiness is a Choice.” “Live, Laugh, Love.”
@@peterclarke7240 So true!, like the song I wrote. Come my lady Come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady Come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high So to keep you by my side, there's nothing that I won't try Butterflies in her eyes and the looks to kill Time is passing, I'm asking could this be real? 'Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal I can feel, too much is never enough You're always there to lift me up When these times get rough, I was lost, now I'm found Ever since you've been around You're the women that I want So yo, I'm putting it down Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy I don't deserve you, unless it's some kind of hidden message To show me life is precious Then I guess it's true But to tell truth, I really never knew 'Til I met you, see, I was lost and confused Twisted and used up Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it My lifestyle's wild, I was living like a wild child Trapped on a short leash, paroled in police files So yo, what's happening now? I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds And a vision of you standing out in a crowd, so Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Hey sugar mama, come and dance with me The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me Whatever tickles your fancy Girl, it's me and you like Sid and Nancy So sexy, almost evil, talkin' 'bout butterflies in my head I used to think that happy endings were only in the books I read but You made me feel alive when I was almost dead You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase And as far as I can see, it don't get better than this So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss And a thank you miss Come and dance with me Come and dance with me Come and dance with me So come and dance with me Uh-huh, uh-huh Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come my lady, come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come and dance with me (yeah) Come and dance with me Come and dance with me (yeah) Come and dance with me Uh-huh, uh-huh Come and dance with me (yeah) Come and dance with me Come and dance with me (yeah) Come and dance with me Come and dance with me Come and dance with me Come and dance with me
@@peterclarke7240 Lol, I urge all to read Little Book of Management Bollocks, by Alistar Beaton. It's fab. I got it as a present from a beleaguered colleague when I escaped.
Ah the inflated tenuous job titles with a list of very nebulous link to anything where you could remotely claim as your personal success. It’s also hilarious when you leave a company & loads of people don’t know you’re gone. They find out when they’re scrabbling around trying to find the one person who has a clue. All those look ups from your ex- employers! That’s why I left LinkedIn
Not just an interview strategy for the conservative party high fliers but note taken for the labour party too....and the SNP....oh and the firm standing liberals....fk it....Donald Trump too. Hashtagvomit.
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Now we know how Boris got his job
Lol
Brilliant....my ex girlfriend is down as a "Festival Manager" at Salisbury arts festival , Which is strange because I remember her making tea in the office and complaining about being a "dogs body" 😂🤣😂
Never had a job interview. Self employed all my working life. It looks bloody tricky trying to remember all those clever answers. 😮
On my last psychometric test, I think I came across as a little serial killer~ish... well at least that makes me a people-person 🙂
Your gurning skills are second to none. That should definitely be high up on your Linkedin CV...
This hits on so many levels 😂
These are all the reasons why I closed my LinkedIn 5 years ago
Lovely stuff
In the good old days it was enough just to be a Freemason
Yup 😉
Paul's crazy eyes are amazing. Just excellent ocular work going on there.
Imagine having to act across from that? There are outtakes!
@@larryandpaul You can't say that and not post them. We demand outtakes!
Also I love you guys, please keep up the good work :)
Thanking you! Yes, the outtakes are posted for monthly supporters on Ko-Fi/TH-cam - then we'll put them out in the future more broadly!
@@larryandpaul Aha! Then to Ko-Fi I go :)
'Your skills are your skills alone. Only you can you do like you do you.' absolutely kills me every time.
I've sat through actual business 'meetings' and heard similar dross almost word for word.
Thanks! Please do share! L&P x
A lovely story there...
Very funny. Was he pretending to be a Tory MP after the election?
“Make Life Beautiful.”
“Live with Purpose, Love with Passion.”
“Life: A Journey Worth Traveling.”
“Create Your Own Sunshine.”
“Life is What You Make It.”
“Chase Dreams, Not Illusions.”
“Happiness is a Choice.”
“Live, Laugh, Love.”
Also, cascade positive thoughts & chase the day. 🤮
🤢🤮
😂
"Close Cover Before Striking."
"If in Doubt, Have a Wank."
"Life is Like a Box of Chocolates: disappointingly lacking in toffee."
@@peterclarke7240 So true!, like the song I wrote.
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring
And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side, there's nothing that I won't try
Butterflies in her eyes and the looks to kill
Time is passing, I'm asking could this be real?
'Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal
I can feel, too much is never enough
You're always there to lift me up
When these times get rough, I was lost, now I'm found
Ever since you've been around
You're the women that I want
So yo, I'm putting it down
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
I don't deserve you, unless it's some kind of hidden message
To show me life is precious
Then I guess it's true
But to tell truth, I really never knew
'Til I met you, see, I was lost and confused
Twisted and used up
Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it
My lifestyle's wild, I was living like a wild child
Trapped on a short leash, paroled in police files
So yo, what's happening now?
I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds
And a vision of you standing out in a crowd, so
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Hey sugar mama, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl, it's me and you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy, almost evil, talkin' 'bout butterflies in my head
I used to think that happy endings were only in the books I read but
You made me feel alive when I was almost dead
You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
And as far as I can see, it don't get better than this
So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
And a thank you miss
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
So come and dance with me
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come my lady, come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady, you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come and dance with me (yeah)
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me (yeah)
Come and dance with me
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Come and dance with me (yeah)
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me (yeah)
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
@@peterclarke7240 Lol, I urge all to read Little Book of Management Bollocks, by Alistar Beaton. It's fab. I got it as a present from a beleaguered colleague when I escaped.
Companies should only interview people who have been endorsed by Therese Coffey on LinkedIn (not true but it is a fact)
He was out of work... JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!
I'm not a heavy user of LikedIn. How accurate is this gag?
linked in is the worst.. all you get is grifters
So accurate I could laugh!
Bloody hell, I've interviewed this guy. Although his marketing ideas were 💩 and resulted in the Marketing Manager getting the bullet. 🤦
Brilliant 😂
Responding for engagement
The nonsense of LinkedIn
Ah the inflated tenuous job titles with a list of very nebulous link to anything where you could remotely claim as your personal success. It’s also hilarious when you leave a company & loads of people don’t know you’re gone. They find out when they’re scrabbling around trying to find the one person who has a clue. All those look ups from your ex- employers! That’s why I left LinkedIn
We still have ex-employers looking us up. Weird isn't it?
@@larryandpaul Maybe it’s a case of Losers Regret
Marketing? I was getting really strong IT Project Manager vibes! 😂
100% nailed it
Not just an interview strategy for the conservative party high fliers but note taken for the labour party too....and the SNP....oh and the firm standing liberals....fk it....Donald Trump too. Hashtagvomit.
Linkedin people dont like me.
They're a funny bunch.
That's a badge of honour.👍
F.antastic L.inked-in A.pplication P.rocess S.kit
Matt Hancock and Kwasi Kwarteng take note.
Well, pretty much most of the current tory cabinet. Bunch of moronic chancers that they are
😂😂 love this
LinkedIn is cringe af.
Ah yes, the “give me 3” idea theft move!
it's a classic!
So much of this is actually true, once you are rich everything you say is why 😂
I endorse your super proudness.
We're super proud of that.
People who put Tough Mudder™ on their CV
Was the interview with Brew Dog?
Well done for spotting the reference!
Learned a lot here. Thank you official Linkedin business coaches!
We are £5999 a month.
Clever stuff, lads!
I now see where I'm going wrong.....no swearing at interviews...🤭
A very talented duo. Tremendous and fresh - keep going guys.
Thanking you!
I feel slighted
Nice work gents.
Thank you! 😊
Nailed it, lovely. 😂
Thanks! Please share!
@@larryandpaul Will do.👍
Paul thinks he's the sh*t, but he ain't even a fart!
Linked In is Facebook for boring bastards
Harsh!