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@@Letsplaymoron blue pearls before egg slime, emojis are subjective, that's why no one gets it when I send the aubergine they all think it's a pick up line.
They are definitely becoming a thing in LA. An LA band I saw a couple months ago had everyone on the tour wearing them. A friend who moved to LA just posted on Insta wearing one. For some reason, they're a thing in LA.
It makes me feel sad and ignored and not cared for when people don’t tell me stuff like that and i hust sit confused begging people to explain and everyone ignores me
That was an OBLITERATING bolo punch that Lily hit the CEO with. Punch sent him back in time to when he was poor, lived that way for a year, then pulled him back to that moment.
@@NaiveGambler I don't think it was much of an observation? I just wanted to point out that your not a bad person for laughing at the punch line. Does that make me a prick?
They forgot the part where they end up begrudgingly showing you it, and it’s not even funny😑been on the end up of this bit with mean girls too many times to count
I feel personally attacked. Every single time it's exactly like this. My friends from school don't want to show me something but are laughing their asses of and when I finally see what's so funny it's not even that funny.
This...is literally happening to me rn bc I know that I'm not in a gc and they can't go a day w/o texting, and the ringleader is mad at me, so I have no friends to text over the summer. That felt good to let out.
You have no idea how many times I've felt this way about my peers when they make jokes behind my back. Like, literally, whenever I show up, their smiles fade immediately, and they almost seem like they're avoiding eye-contact with me. Grant: Because they hate you. Yeah, that's probably it.
these two kids in my english class would text each other and the whole class would be silent besides them laughing hysterically and looking at each other
@@MissedBandwagon yeah but I don't agree with the last part. The "introduction" sketch was written by on of them right? I loved it. And the one that was released few days ago with Teo was also written by him. I have high hopes.
Hey, that was actually a little better than the other new sketches. Still pretty rough around the edges, but it had some really nice slapstick with the ceo and the twist at the end kinda made the whole thing feel worthwhile. Keep this up, new writers, whomever you may be
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The only way you'll ever know what everyone is laughing about is if you sign up for DROPOUT: bit.ly/2VF7eLn
(hint: we found your 'other' hard drive)
Download the INTERNATIONAL app here: bit.ly/2OiNNoP
CollegeHumor you showed it tho
will there ever be different payment options? paypal for instance? i love your content but i don't have a credit card.
@@ThomasM91 Same!! Would instantly get Dropout if PayPal was an option!!!
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"This is very funny and we are better friends because of it." - memes.
True.
CollegeHumor how you feel when you get a reply by a multimillion subscriber channel
@@dropout CollegeHumor how do feel when you get a reply from a 37 subscriber channel reply’s to you
Grant's super straight and serious face at the end is what made the sketch
The only thing straight about him
@@Sceusell I mean you're not wrong
The dude"s staright as a boomerang that doesn't work.
I don't get it. Maybe because I'm not included in the group chat
It's this kind of attitude that gets you excluded from the group chat, tbh
'Sign up for dropout' you'll get there
Well because they hate you 😂
A self deprecating skit. Is Lily the new Katie? Does she do drugs??? Are the boys hitting on her????
All the time.
Lily didn't write this skit, it was Ryan Creamer.
@@doubleasworkshop1692 nice troll dodge technique.
I think the boys are still hitting on Ally, but they're working their way to Lily.
@@Ninjabot1994 I'm kind of hitting on Lily...
Who else thought the woman in orange was Rehka at first???
Shes not?
It's the luxurious hair
Me
@@IjeomaThePlantMama yeah, it was mainly the floofy short hair.
@@ZoeKom-off HA! smoked em
*What's going on?*
⚪️ It's annoying or not interesting
🔘 I'm in this video and I don't like it
⚪️ I think it shouldn't be on TH-cam
⚪️ It's spam
So that's what the blue-egg-yolk egg emoji is for
It's grey
@@TheRebbeccaBlack It most certainly is blue, though.
How did you put that into a youtube comment?
@@Letsplaymoron blue pearls before egg slime, emojis are subjective, that's why no one gets it when I send the aubergine they all think it's a pick up line.
"why didn't you sent it to me?"
"because we hate you"
- best part
Namenloses no this guys a gambler
Gotta line those punches somehow..
_Well that was a twist_
@@shaheerthekhan hahah excellent
That was the only good part
I love seeing these anxiety videos. Unfortunately I get anxiety watching them
adeadfreelancer Same
Like the old POV videos. They're hilarious but they also make me incredibly uncomfortable
its funny to watch until you realize your in the video.
Ikr
Okay, CollegeHumor, did you make this video just to mock me because I don't have a DropOut account?
Am I tho only surprised when Lily got up wearing a jumpsuit? Haven't seen one in years my guy
Found some in stores last week. They same to be returning to the fashion scene.
They are definitely becoming a thing in LA. An LA band I saw a couple months ago had everyone on the tour wearing them. A friend who moved to LA just posted on Insta wearing one.
For some reason, they're a thing in LA.
She is a slipknot member👌
They're a trend since last year I guess
Definitely got some April from Ninja Turtles vibes.
But because we hate you is what friends say to each other.
*It's what's on my birthday card every year.*
No Refunds that sounds kind of sad.....
I mean at least you get a birthday card, I see that as an absolute win
When someone hates you so much they remember your birthday just to have a day every year to remind you
Look at Mr "I get a birthday card every year" over here.
Thinks he's too good for the rest of us.
That’s the same thing my mom writes!
it's like a mile-long setup for a 2-inch punchline and i love it
"Why didn't you send it to me?"
"Because we hate you."
XD XD XD XD XD
BRUTAL
So relatable
And Lily came back with a Glock.
Sketch wasn’t hitting home for me until the “because we hate you” LOVED that
It makes me feel sad and ignored and not cared for when people don’t tell me stuff like that and i hust sit confused begging people to explain and everyone ignores me
That was an OBLITERATING bolo punch that Lily hit the CEO with. Punch sent him back in time to when he was poor, lived that way for a year, then pulled him back to that moment.
Im still waiting.
After violently and physically assaulting her CEO, Lily should probably get use to wearing a jumpsuit that is more orangey in color.
Stop. Filming. My. Anxieties!
I swear, I'm gonna start my own thread and leave all of you out of it, then you'll... won't... see...
I feel like this video explains so much of my life
You're hated that much?
@@10RexTheWolf01 i'm more like a lily jr.
Lilly: Why didn't you guys send it to me ?
Grant: Because we hate you.
Me: and I *oop-*
Wow how dare Collegehumor expose me like this
Unrelated, but: Cool to see a Jodie Landon pfp.
lily is my mom when me and my friends are laughing at some surreal 5-hit-combo loss.jpg nickelback meme
What do you get when you put a penny in each of the members of smashmouths ass's?
A nickel-back
i don't know what this word salad means but it is delicious
@@dropout mood
Okay I was def not caring for this video
But grant with the stinger got me
Got me good
we call grant 'the closer' for this very reason
@@dropout I thought he was "the clotheser"
Because he makes everyone's clothes fall off. ;)
Ok I didn’t laugh until “because we hate you.” I’m just a horrible person.
Most people would laugh at that, it was the punchline
@@name-zv3vv Nice observation, Sir I's-a-prick Newton.
@@乇丨-q4y Damn that's a neat burn
@@NaiveGambler I have mastered the art of the clever comeback. It's my calling card. My burns are chemical in nature.
@@NaiveGambler I don't think it was much of an observation? I just wanted to point out that your not a bad person for laughing at the punch line. Does that make me a prick?
This has got to be the sequel to the Costco membership and last on Facebook.
They forgot the part where they end up begrudgingly showing you it, and it’s not even funny😑been on the end up of this bit with mean girls too many times to count
Just dont hang out with them then-probly knew u wouldnt find it funny
that was the end of the video
You know the feeling of relating to a collegehumor title before you even watch the videk
Laughing is contagious but clearly not to her.
this is actually very sad if youre the hated person on work
Nobody:
Grant: because we hate you.
I relate to Lily so much :(
Love the slow escalation, and the final line.
"why didn't you sent it to me?"
"because your not signed up to Dropout"
Tough but fair
The Sixth Sense-odyne
_I see dental problems._
you did not
@@ameteuraspirant He did. No Refunds is a spirit joker. He can walk in both the realm of the hilariousness and the dad/bad/sad joke.
See what un did there
That CEO smackdown and ending was hilarious. XD
I feel personally attacked. Every single time it's exactly like this. My friends from school don't want to show me something but are laughing their asses of and when I finally see what's so funny it's not even that funny.
This...is literally happening to me rn bc I know that I'm not in a gc and they can't go a day w/o texting, and the ringleader is mad at me, so I have no friends to text over the summer.
That felt good to let out.
@@im.meghan I assume group chat
“This is very funny and we are better friends because of it.”
Grant just directly and obviously adds to the story and I love it
how did you gain access to my inner monologue because that's clearly who gave you this sketch idea
a tale as old as time
‘That’s ok, I’m still rich’
Lmao
Oh no. Just the title alone gives me so many emotions.
Me: (laughing)
Friend: "What's so funny?"
Me: "It said that the sketch was written by Ryan CREAMER."
"Aww, I wanna hug!
..
Ah! My goodness! !"
Lmfao omg. He fell over like Winnie the Pooh lol
"But because we hate you is what friends say to each other."
*_Jokes on you, I don't have any_*
My social insecurities at their best:
I sometimes think of something funny in my head and laugh out loud
In the middle of a test
Same. But at funerals, wakes and AA meetings.
Lily looks like a mother.
Lily: why didn’t you guys send it to me
Grant: Cause we hate you
I hate when people are like “oh nevermind” when they are clearly acting like something’s going on
Love your stuff, Lily, and glad you were added.
But don't let yourself become a Katie replacement.
Grant laughs like the guy in Mortal Kombat.
I know the feeling Lily.... Too real
You have no idea how many times I've felt this way about my peers when they make jokes behind my back.
Like, literally, whenever I show up, their smiles fade immediately, and they almost seem like they're avoiding eye-contact with me.
Grant: Because they hate you.
Yeah, that's probably it.
Glad I’m not the only one who feels this 😂
The new Black Mirror episode looks great.
Yay more skits with Lily please! She’s so good!
Glad you guys are doing more skits again! And they are actual office skits. Glad to see CH going back to their roots
I’ve never related to a skit so hard
Argh, the social anxiety is real! 😰 Another great skit, guys.
The punch was So Satisfied
I love these skits because the premise starts off very simple and it slowly descends into madness
Legit me every day, I’m always super paranoid whenever people laugh around me or when people across from me show each other their phones.
“This is very funny, and we’re better friends because of it”
*EVIL LAUGH*
Sometimes Grant just gets the best lines, why?
Because we hate you.
Loved it. Especially the end. CollegeHumor always has the best snappiest little punches at the end of the skit.
“Cuz we hate you”
-People say to me on a daily...
"because we all hate you" dear god my biggest fear summed up in a ending line.
I don't understand how something not that funny and goes on for way to long gets past funny quality control..but thank you for the effort.
Jennifer Murray It’s because they hate you.
lmaooooo I really was not expecting her to punch that guy
I still want to see Lily fake cry on command.
This sketch has the weirdest pacing.
who
Puts
Discord
Light
On
haha!
that's discord light? and here i am, thinking it was slack the whole skit
Oof, social isolation do feel like that sometimes.....
Heyyy CollegeHumore, quick question, where's Cynthia lately?
Regular You most likely, she quit
Midnight aww no please don't let this be true bc I really love the sketches she's in
Regular You i think you can see the full current cast of CH in the description
“This is very funny, and we are better friends because of it.”
-Grant.
June 2k19.
Man im never this early to a video
It's so cool that college humor cares about their fans and actually reads the comments hearting the ones they like most
Used to look forward to each video college humour put out, now so many formulaic videos without any desire to watch a single one.
these two kids in my english class would text each other and the whole class would be silent besides them laughing hysterically and looking at each other
0:03 me when i watch CollegeHumour
Katie has a new friend in the office.
Did Zach and Cynthia leave CH? I don't see them in recent videos. Is that the reason they brought Lily and Teo(?)..?
@@MissedBandwagon yeah but I don't agree with the last part. The "introduction" sketch was written by on of them right? I loved it. And the one that was released few days ago with Teo was also written by him. I have high hopes.
I think they left a fes years ago, but Zach returns in Dimension 20
Zac voices the big guy in the animated series
I hate when people laugh over a shared story and then refuse to tell you the story like "You would've had to be there"
Ah, I think I like the new girl now. Every new writer needs a good sketch where they show their talents and I think this was Lily's
when the CEO said "I want a hug" and got punched in the face, I got genuinely sad for him.
I wasn't with this sketch until the meme and "we hate you"
Hey, that was actually a little better than the other new sketches. Still pretty rough around the edges, but it had some really nice slapstick with the ceo and the twist at the end kinda made the whole thing feel worthwhile. Keep this up, new writers, whomever you may be
I haven't watched CH in one month, where are my cast members?
Saying “this is about me” while everyone is laughing at something unrelated is the most accurate thing ever
Is that Discord in light mode that I see
It's probably Slack. You wouldn't know it, it's for adults.
0:32, grant sipping coffee is a mood
I have social anxiety and that was too real.
I loved it kkk
This is like a reverse of the “Just Make Fun of Me” sketch
I'm....so early. I need coffee to engage with this content. So early.
beresheethtrack so the video doesn’t exist yet. Wow.
@@WingedEternitys it doesn't... i time-traveled through the power of coffee just to see this video
2:05
laugh is fun
"Why didn´t you guys send it to me?"
"Because we hate you"
Me: OOHHH Sit down grill
William Schou Nilsson learn how to spell
I was literally getting so mad at them all haha
OMG so relatable 😂
No Asana has never been this fun to anyone