Wow the morality of Willow episode 7 was shocking in every department. Kitt improves after getting dunked in evil, the prince is good then suddenly not and everybody gets with everbody including the fish! But what did you think of the episode? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :) Willow finale next week!
The best one so far since Kit isn’t a bitch and the humor is toned down. And get this: A proper training session with Willow and Elora that actually works and isn’t like TLJ at all.
Prince dude : i have responsibilities as a brother, son and eventually husband. I want to actually do right by those Crazy evil princess : well, yes, but have you heard about the cult of Slaanesh? Disney : that guy is such a loser, isn't he? Everyone with a brain : **deeply disturbed side-eye**
I thought at first that this movie is too modern for it setting, now it's showing us it's not even realistic... A girl as been locked inside a prison for god knows how long with no one to talk to... A literal prince came to save and is offering her company... The prince won't be the one trying to get to know her, it'd be the other way around otherwise something supernatural is going on... Not because she likes the prince or anything but because she hasn't spoken to anyone in a while... Even a day without contact in prison would reduce you to a blabbering mess... Brandon Sanderson got it right with shallan and kaladin being stuck inside the canyon... Caladin was only silent because he's used to it as a former slave... That's normal... Shallan who saw it as her past once again couldn't stop talking... Because that's how humans behave... Even caladin eventually opened up because if you're stuck together in a remote place with no one in sight, I don't care if you're the most introverted person, you'll open up... That's the perfect setting for heart to heart conversation not whatever is going on here... This is basically the writer wanting to write their feminist gripe against the Disney damsel in distress trope and they broke their setting and threw away a good opportunity for mighty fine character development conversations just because they're bitter about old tropes... My god, these people aren't professionals... They're hacks...
If you feel the ground shaking, do not be alarmed. It is not an earthquake, just all good writers in history of humanity turning simultaneously in their graves.
I've been keeping track of good and bad writing for pointers on what to do, and things to avoid. Keeping notes for my own world building for a future game i plan to make (once i have more experience)
This is the highest compliment I think someone can give for these reviews, and is the hope I always have for them. To get to a place where people watch for the videos, not for the topic. As otherwise I'd start from scratch with every new series and if I'm relying on people being interested in every show individual....that'd be slim pickings lmao.
So true. I literally watch this series and wait for Disparu's reviews which so eloquently and humorously point out all of the ridiculousness in this series. Disney should be promoting his reviews alongside this series and paying him royalties.
The prince: "here take this umbrella it's raining" Evil damsel: "don't bat your eyes at me! You men are all pathetic! Why don't you go sleep with more harlots." The prince: "what the actual shit...?"
**remembers story of man who performed CPR on a girl who drowned and on waking up she threatened to Sue him for touching her without permission** It only takes one rotten eggs
Wait, so they don't even explain that? i mean what it *looks* like is some spiritual bs where Elora has "come into her own," and "is her true self," because the moment she uttered the spell to pull Kit out of the water, her hair turned red. I figured that couldn't have been a coincidence....there's not even a hamstrung fan ficcy explanation like that?
I think you missed an important point. Kit falling into the “liquid evil” actually made it more evil. The Crone’s moronic tactics are more effective once Airk drinks the “liquid evil with essence of Kit”. Kit actually went from the most insufferable character in the show…to literally INFECTING her naive, captive twin brother. I feel like the Crone was lurking in the Immemorial City, she tried tempting Airk with a mysterious femanine voice to enter the obvious room of evil. That didn’t work, so she tried being rude to him. That didn’t work either so she tried to start an avalanche while Kit stood on the surface of the Lake of Evil. The Crone is thinking “the only thing more evil than me that I’ve encountered is his twin sister, so lets dunk her in it and get him to drink it then see what happens”…WORKED PERFECTLY. Airk: “I’ll do whatever you want”. He has no strength to resist the combined evil of the Crone and Kit
It’s a miracle he didn’t just fall over dead, that should be lethal once it touches the lips. No wonder Airk looked like he was ready to die. The Crone must’ve felt bad for him after that. That’s why she gave him a haircut and a new outfit? She kidnaps people, has them drink dirty bathwater, then gives them makeovers
"Oh you just saved me and are answering the questions I ASKED? I don't care and now I'm going to be weirdly rude and horrible to you." What an appalling beginning to this episode. Maybe she and Kit will fight and kill each other off. There can only be one!
Dude - I would like to paint a heroic picture of you. You have spared us so much pain by watching all the garbage and then making wildly entertaining and in-depth reviews so we still know exactly what's going on in pop culture. My hat is off to you, sir.
It's weird. The womanizing prince the show so desperately wants us to look down on is, I think, the single person in this show with anything resembling a level head.
And even the most basic sense of morality. That is no coincidence. These are all things Disney despises: Womanizers, critical thinking and morality. One of these are not like the others, but the people at Disney see them through the same lens.
He’s In a monogamous relationship disregarding her social status that also wants to protect his sister despite her being a b to him and the show wants to make us dislike him for it
Hollywood writers do not reflect LA women. Hollywood writers use fake feminism because they got the job based on nepotism, they are terrible writers and they have no ideas of value, only empty pandering that insults our intelligence.
Deadass died of cringe of this spoiled brat's constant smug lecturing about "muh women rights" and "I love to act on impulses", all of it is quite disgusting. Checked out the actress too just out of curiosity, and my god, the actress is just playing herself in the show.
"I was jealous of you, but not because you were blonder, hotter, more powerful, and nicer but because because you are naturally blonder, hotter, more powerful and nicer."
That whole monologue just sounds like a female writer projecting her gripes with men who hurt her onto the character. A normal person (or a character with well written dialogue) would never talk like this to another person.
A normal person who'd been a prisoner for long enough would respond with gratitude for her release, and be more concerned about getting home. If anything, she should be mildly impressed with Airk's observational skills. He notes that the light never changes, and all roads return to the city. His "joke" about a nightmare is very much on point, because this place is not behaving normally. But the people writing this movie they MUST respond with stereotypical vitriol to the thing they most despise. For these writers, it's men--not unlike how PUA cultists react to women, or fedora lords react to any religion of which they are not the object.
@@ChallengeIdeas Fedora Lords.....that sounds like some kind of evil Order from a Star Wars Parody. "Always two there are. One who wears the Hat and one who craves it."
"walk across an ocean" "swim home from numenoria." ok. now I'm confused. California is an Ocean state. these people should not be confused on what Oceans are. How is this happening? also, seriously astounding writing on that new girl. Listing off modern feminist writing trope interpretations, from a character who lives in a medieval world. That character would have no experiance with any of these stories, or tales.
I can give them the benefit of the doubt on the ocean line; you can walk across an ocean. What makes something an ocean isn't depth but rather size and content as long as it's a basin filled with salt water that is larger than what could reasonably be considered a lake, you're not wrong to call it an ocean only real criteria is that its continuos because if it's fully enclosed then it's just a giant lake and if it's mostly enclosed it's a sea.
30:00 What a healthy and magnificent relationship.. "I know that you are injured, maybe worried it could be poisoned...but I need everything to be about me. So, there was this one time where I had it worse than you, and got like 30 quills from a porcupine stuck in me."
26:18 wait, what? So the boat is dragged by the sea creature which swims under the sea surface so the sea is at least couple of meters deep, yet horse is following them galloping. WHAT?!
Found your channel from Nerdrotic and even though I've never seen the original willow or this one I still come here for your reviews. You get funnier and wittier everytime and I enjoy watching you. Keep it up bro 👍
She caught the ginger back from Freckles the lesbian? Or maybe Elora the kitchen maid is just a bottle blonde and her gravy is just off the shelf BISTO? 😱😉
The plot reasons they mentioned at the start were that her hair was died blonde to disguise her identity. And instead of her roots showing it seemed to happen instantly
@@thefourthcolor They did mention earlier in the show that her hair was dyed blonde since she was a kid. That wouldn’t explain it turning back to red all at once though. Maybe it’s a type of dye that could be easily rinsed off? Lol
Been STARVING for these reviews!!! Idk what happened to The Witcher Blood Origin reviews BUT at this point I'll take whatever I can get, it's been so long I thought you went on vacation Disparu 😅 but thankfully here we are & I'M HERE FOR ALL IT 👍 😂 🔥 🙌 💯
Haha I'm in this club too, kept refreshing TH-cam repeatedly hoping a new disparu video would appear.. Its been a looooong week but it was finally worth it 👍
There’s no way they made someone worse than Kit. Kit is everything I hate about woke college girls. Edit: I take it back. Disparu, you were right. Evil Damsel in Distress is worse than Kit. 🤮🤮🤮
Hmm. I would still say Kitt is worse than Guyladriel, only because Guyladriel is not the only storyline in that mess of a show, so you get breaks from her.
lol, last week people were joking that as Kit was extremely evil maybe she'd improve by getting dunked in regular evil...and she did! Also- does anyone else keep forgetting about Jade the stablehand? If she's not actually onscreen, I often completely forget she's in the show! Re the evil new girl, she was talking a lot like princess turned empress Merwyn in Witcher BO- the one who killed a bunch of innocent people but the show thinks it's a good thing since now she's "free".
UGH. HEY! You remember when Sam and Frodo were walking through Maggot's field, and Sam fell behind a few paces? DIDN'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN HE SHOUTED "HEY FRODO! WHERE YOU AT?"
3:41 That sequence before this point sounds the writer talking and not the character. I don't have any other context, but the directed tone and the words just give off that vibe.
You see, Kit didn't tell the others about the portal through the liquid evil because she knew someone would surely become more evil than her (probably Elora) and she couldn't have that.
"Hey, new girl. *Where you at?"* Where you at? Where you at?! In a fantasy series? I hate this timeline so much I wish we could have bad writing tribunals. Off with their heads if they refuse to use them.
@@nickdirienzo2849 I like feijoada too... But i don't know how to prepare... 😄... Maybe i can give you my churrasco recipe or pierogi... South Brazil is all colonizated by German and Ukrainian people...
I just discovered your channel a couple days ago and have already blown through like 90% of your content. Your content is a great podcast, it doesn't demand my eyes and you make the most mundane things sound interesting. Well done.
In the previous episode, she did some magic and it gave her a red streak for... reasons. So now in this episode, she did more magic and the reasons decided it was time to make her all ginger.
So... she was a blond, but somehow became a redhead. Perhaps after the first 6 episodes someone mentioned to the writers that her head was supposed to be red.
I guarantee she was under contract to keep it blonde for another project, and they didnt have a Cavill Mustache Budget, so they just changed it... later.
ngl, at the end when he walked out the door with the sword and the leather armor I was like "Hell yeah! He actually looks cool." I'm sad though, cause I know they are going to totally emasculate him in the "fight" that will happen in the finale.
@@ChallengeIdeas you’re not wrong but I was going to pop in and say it’s Marxist critical theory. Both are correct/the same. This is all planned. They are trying to subvert western morality to make us easier to oppress because we’ll be too disorganized, confused, or degenerate to push back
This show, if you can even call it that, has constantly been fighting to create the most insufferable female characters of all time. I never thought there could be a female character worse then the queen and Kit, but again and again, Disney keeps subverting my expectations.
A giant evil apocalyptic worm in the center of the earth waiting to wake up.... so they read the Rhapsody fantasy series and just decided "this isn't popular enough, no ones gonna recognize this, we can 100% steal this awesome idea and it's all good!" Jesus. Did they ever consider that fans of Willow might be a bunch of fantasy nerds???
@@HannahKayW I meant no in that they probably did get the idea from Rhspsody and thought no one would realize it because they have no clue who Willow from the 80's audience is.
@@nicoleackerman205 I meant "giving them too much credit" as in I realized exactly what you meant and thought it would be giving them too much credit to realize who Willow from the 80's audience is.
A lot of the shots in training segment gave me some serious Final Fantasy X vibes. It's like a magical teenage girl in a tropical sunset walking on water, whilst wearing a white sleeveless top and vibrant blue skirt... Just, straight up Yuna, minus Yuna's likability. If this were a good show I'd call it an homage. Instead I'll just say it's a rip-off.
Even in this awful show, Evil Girl stands out as being exceptionally painful to watch. Will she be the Strong Female Character that breaks the camel's back?
Can we talk about the ASTONISHING lack of representation in Willow?!? Not a single natural blonde in the entire main cast 🙄. Cancel Disney for this horrendous lack of representation 😡😡
Kashmir is a real region, not just a type of goat. It's weird having a place in a fantasy show named after a real place. It's like if Tolkien called Mordor London or something: it doesn't work. Although London does have a few things in common with Mordor now that I think about it.
A beautiful in depth account of some of the worst fan fiction ever made for a modern audience, filled with humour and disbelief, I so look forward to your every review in our decadent society :)
The script for every strong female character : I want, I feel, I think, I need, me, me, me, me, me, my feelings, my opinions, my dreams, my desires, my emotions, my rights, I'm strong, I'm independent, I'm powerful, I'm amazing, I don't need a man, I can do everything better, everyone thinks I'm incredible! Footnote: character must be as rude and obnoxious as possible! Copy and paste!
Thank you for doing these videos. I almost never watch modern movies, so it is surprising and refreshing to see that so many contemporary people are fed up with the unreal ideologies being promoted through the entertainment media and prefer to take the side of common sense instead.
I swear the levels of mask off on this show is scary levels of bad because this is every single modern feminine stereotype that exists to try and make women feel like they're deserving to be better than anyone else - including all other women.
@@kaizokujimbei143 I agree with you first off but when I say modern feminine stereotype it's literally that ,the feminist insane woman who thinks she deserving of everything and equally the most oppressed being in existence. the media feeds into that narcissism to get regular women to miss the insult of it and appeal to the 'gurl powwa' idea that lies to them.
So the water's deep enough to have a giant sea creature hauling a sled, but at the same time shallow enough not to even cover their boot soles. ....... Cali unaware of how Water Waters, is it?
It's called an integer overflow error, it's the bug that gave Civilizations Nuclear Ghandi and can be abused in many games to create wealth from nothing. But I don't think that anyone ever thought it was so powerful it could make Kit less Evil!
I seriously stopped watching this show because it was so bad,m. Now I I keep😢refreshing to see when you’re review drops because they are positively brilliant, maybe you could write a show and save me all this clicking about.
Is it just me, or does the Prince look like he is drunk, high, or both? The sad thing is, he is probably trying to act as if he is in despair, but he comes across as just being burnt… I keep waiting for him to ask, “Do you got any Fritos?”
This one…wow. This one had me bursting out laughing. Tears running down my face I was laughing AT THEM SO HARD. They have completely forget the entire “lore” they created the first few episodes. Willow can’t do magic because his power is draining. Now he’s just wasting it with his Pew Pew training with the band of monsters. (The cast, is who I mean obviously🥴) Since the writers are intent on making them all evil. 🤦🏼♂️🤷♂️. This show is a hilarious slow motion train wreck.
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Wow the morality of Willow episode 7 was shocking in every department. Kitt improves after getting dunked in evil, the prince is good then suddenly not and everybody gets with everbody including the fish! But what did you think of the episode? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :) Willow finale next week!
The best one so far since Kit isn’t a bitch and the humor is toned down. And get this: A proper training session with Willow and Elora that actually works and isn’t like TLJ at all.
I don't want it to end - these reviews are gold! I imagine you might feel differently though!
Prince dude : i have responsibilities as a brother, son and eventually husband. I want to actually do right by those
Crazy evil princess : well, yes, but have you heard about the cult of Slaanesh?
Disney : that guy is such a loser, isn't he?
Everyone with a brain : **deeply disturbed side-eye**
Bububay! xD
I thought at first that this movie is too modern for it setting, now it's showing us it's not even realistic... A girl as been locked inside a prison for god knows how long with no one to talk to... A literal prince came to save and is offering her company... The prince won't be the one trying to get to know her, it'd be the other way around otherwise something supernatural is going on... Not because she likes the prince or anything but because she hasn't spoken to anyone in a while... Even a day without contact in prison would reduce you to a blabbering mess... Brandon Sanderson got it right with shallan and kaladin being stuck inside the canyon... Caladin was only silent because he's used to it as a former slave... That's normal... Shallan who saw it as her past once again couldn't stop talking... Because that's how humans behave... Even caladin eventually opened up because if you're stuck together in a remote place with no one in sight, I don't care if you're the most introverted person, you'll open up... That's the perfect setting for heart to heart conversation not whatever is going on here...
This is basically the writer wanting to write their feminist gripe against the Disney damsel in distress trope and they broke their setting and threw away a good opportunity for mighty fine character development conversations just because they're bitter about old tropes... My god, these people aren't professionals... They're hacks...
If you feel the ground shaking, do not be alarmed. It is not an earthquake, just all good writers in history of humanity turning simultaneously in their graves.
Even mediocre writers are repulsed by this crap
I've been keeping track of good and bad writing for pointers on what to do, and things to avoid. Keeping notes for my own world building for a future game i plan to make (once i have more experience)
Tolkiens grave is pretty much a black hole by now from all the spinning
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Good one!
@@Lord_Thunderballs much luck to you. Free us from this hell!!!
I don't care at all about this show, BUT I never miss a review just to hear Disparu absolutely roast every scene! One of the highlights of my week.
This is the highest compliment I think someone can give for these reviews, and is the hope I always have for them. To get to a place where people watch for the videos, not for the topic. As otherwise I'd start from scratch with every new series and if I'm relying on people being interested in every show individual....that'd be slim pickings lmao.
Same. Disparu could roast an Encyclopedia, and I'd watch.
So true. I literally watch this series and wait for Disparu's reviews which so eloquently and humorously point out all of the ridiculousness in this series. Disney should be promoting his reviews alongside this series and paying him royalties.
Same here^^ I didn't even knew this franchise existed^^
@@darrenkaufman490 I don't even watch the series! I figure Disparu's doing it so I don't have to 🤣
"He's got depth, empathy, a good listener (and a wealthy prince who saved you too) so he's a horrible person." - Disney morality in 2023.
The prince: "here take this umbrella it's raining"
Evil damsel: "don't bat your eyes at me! You men are all pathetic! Why don't you go sleep with more harlots."
The prince: "what the actual shit...?"
Maybe she’s listened to Bus Stop by The Hollies and decided she really doesn’t want to marry you?
Heh 😏
You could almost see his junk shriveling up into his body where it was safe as she talked...
I would have told her to stfu every time she tried to speak after she said "sicko fantasy."
Evil Damsel then thinks to herself: why hasn't he fallen in love with me yet?
- could you free me from this prison?
- I have a girlfriend.
"Hey, new girl...where U at"?
I knew Willow was LOTR-inspired, but Shakespeare as well? This show has it all!
Of course fam. Man I still remember old Shakey spittin' those lines.
'hey, new girl, where you at?' such dignified speech for a prince in a fantasy series
Moral lesson from Willow Episode 7: Never help a woman in trouble.
Noted 🗒
Based
Facts
**remembers story of man who performed CPR on a girl who drowned and on waking up she threatened to Sue him for touching her without permission**
It only takes one rotten eggs
Word
Love how Eloras hair is red now, almost like Disney forgot and got called out on it.
store ran out of dye 132
Wait, so they don't even explain that? i mean what it *looks* like is some spiritual bs where Elora has "come into her own," and "is her true self," because the moment she uttered the spell to pull Kit out of the water, her hair turned red. I figured that couldn't have been a coincidence....there's not even a hamstrung fan ficcy explanation like that?
@@beckyweiss6072 yeah, it looks like a scene cut off on editing stage.
@@beckyweiss6072 It does do that but it's pretty obvious they screwed up and had to fix it somehow.
Yeah I was confused when I saw it I was like who’s the red head
They tried so hard to make us hate the prince, but he is the true Giga Chad of this show.
Best comment! Wasn't sure how to put my thoughts into words, but you handled it.
At least he knew when to walk away!
Faxs 😂
I think you missed an important point. Kit falling into the “liquid evil” actually made it more evil. The Crone’s moronic tactics are more effective once Airk drinks the “liquid evil with essence of Kit”. Kit actually went from the most insufferable character in the show…to literally INFECTING her naive, captive twin brother.
I feel like the Crone was lurking in the Immemorial City, she tried tempting Airk with a mysterious femanine voice to enter the obvious room of evil. That didn’t work, so she tried being rude to him. That didn’t work either so she tried to start an avalanche while Kit stood on the surface of the Lake of Evil. The Crone is thinking “the only thing more evil than me that I’ve encountered is his twin sister, so lets dunk her in it and get him to drink it then see what happens”…WORKED PERFECTLY.
Airk: “I’ll do whatever you want”.
He has no strength to resist the combined evil of the Crone and Kit
The Crone got Arik to drink his sister Kit's bathwater.
@@haroldb1856 😂
It’s a miracle he didn’t just fall over dead, that should be lethal once it touches the lips. No wonder Airk looked like he was ready to die. The Crone must’ve felt bad for him after that. That’s why she gave him a haircut and a new outfit? She kidnaps people, has them drink dirty bathwater, then gives them makeovers
@@haroldb1856 If the Kingdom ever gets into financial troubles, I am sure Kit could just sell it.
Hire this person for Season 2, Disney. You may actually have a good show if you do so.
"Oh you just saved me and are answering the questions I ASKED? I don't care and now I'm going to be weirdly rude and horrible to you." What an appalling beginning to this episode. Maybe she and Kit will fight and kill each other off. There can only be one!
Who would win a Death Battle?
It doesn’t matter tbh. As long as they reduce their numbers
_"Maybe she and Kit will fight and kill each other off."_
Dare to dream!
Battle of the Narcissists!
Or they come out gay for each other and kick the fake red head to the ditch.
I'd prefer a mutual kill
Dude - I would like to paint a heroic picture of you. You have spared us so much pain by watching all the garbage and then making wildly entertaining and in-depth reviews so we still know exactly what's going on in pop culture. My hat is off to you, sir.
Do eet, do eet naaauw!
Heh
It's weird. The womanizing prince the show so desperately wants us to look down on is, I think, the single person in this show with anything resembling a level head.
Lol 😝
And even the most basic sense of morality. That is no coincidence. These are all things Disney despises: Womanizers, critical thinking and morality. One of these are not like the others, but the people at Disney see them through the same lens.
Until he suddenly doesn't, because he was thirsty for evil juice.
@@BlodhelmBecause they can’t have a competent male who fans like in their show.
He’s In a monogamous relationship disregarding her social status that also wants to protect his sister despite her being a b to him and the show wants to make us dislike him for it
They really put the "LOW" in Willow.
...and "ill"
and "ow" from watching it
"Your Will is low. Do you have Potions to recharge it?"
I don’t have the “Will” to live after watching this show
'Tisshhh'. Nice high hat.
“Hey new girl where you at?” Love the classical prose they employ in modern fantasy
It almost rivals Blood Origins, "Fuck Fuck fuckity, Fuck Fuck!"
I have another question, teacher!
If the "pure evil" that Kitt fell into instantly solidifies itself, why wasn't it solid all the way down?
Because they needed it to be liquid for the plot to move on
The water encountered pure concentrated Kit and immediately got soft.
… can’t say I blame it.
@@authorofgriz What plot?
Oxidative process. But only when convenient for plot.
@@davfree9732 _"The water encountered pure concentrated Kit and immediately got soft.
… can’t say I blame it."_
POW! Right in the kisser.
Good one.
Willow! where every village girl is an emancipated Karen.
I call them "Loras". The type of girl who screams at a Starbucks if it's spelled "Laura". 😉 The unevolved form of a Karen.
"NOT THAT YOU CRAZY BINT!"
I actually burst out laughing at that. And still laughing minutes later. God. Disparu, you are a legend we didn't deserve.
She-Hulk: “Empowerment!”
Willow: “turn your brain off, it’ll be fine” XD
I just keep enjoying these reviews a lot XD
4 minutes in and she is sickening. This is fantasy? suuuure.
Gotta throw in that LA single woman critique of men.
Hollywood writers do not reflect LA women. Hollywood writers use fake feminism because they got the job based on nepotism, they are terrible writers and they have no ideas of value, only empty pandering that insults our intelligence.
"I was going to ask why you were locked into an abandoned prison, but now I want to know how it was done."
I turned it off. I couldn't get past this bit.
I also was compelled to pause the video to make a comment at this point. And we're not alone.
Deadass died of cringe of this spoiled brat's constant smug lecturing about "muh women rights" and "I love to act on impulses", all of it is quite disgusting. Checked out the actress too just out of curiosity, and my god, the actress is just playing herself in the show.
"Thank you for freeing me from certain death, you prissy little rich playboy whose kindness and friendly banter makes me want to vomit."
Yeah she REALLY went the long way round to seduce him lol. Men love uppity twotts, lemme tell ya.
Disparu: They managed to make a character more insufferable than Kit.
Literally everyone: I’m sorry I’m going to have to see it to believe it.
I am having way too much fun with these reviews Disparu! 😄 Thank you for making something this bad actually enjoyable and fun!
Indeed!
When Kit fell in the pool of evil, it was probably thinking "Shit man, what am I supposed to do with this?"
"I was jealous of you, but not because you were blonder, hotter, more powerful, and nicer but because because you are naturally blonder, hotter, more powerful and nicer."
Well she’s a bottle blonde and she’s slowly becoming more insufferable so there’s that.
when Kit falls in pure evil water she doesn’t get wet, the evil water just gets way more evil
That whole monologue just sounds like a female writer projecting her gripes with men who hurt her onto the character. A normal person (or a character with well written dialogue) would never talk like this to another person.
In a nutshell
A normal person who'd been a prisoner for long enough would respond with gratitude for her release, and be more concerned about getting home. If anything, she should be mildly impressed with Airk's observational skills. He notes that the light never changes, and all roads return to the city. His "joke" about a nightmare is very much on point, because this place is not behaving normally.
But the people writing this movie they MUST respond with stereotypical vitriol to the thing they most despise. For these writers, it's men--not unlike how PUA cultists react to women, or fedora lords react to any religion of which they are not the object.
@@ChallengeIdeas Fedora Lords.....that sounds like some kind of evil Order from a Star Wars Parody.
"Always two there are. One who wears the Hat and one who craves it."
Are you sure AI isn't responsible for all these scripts?
@@emhu2594 No, this is definitely manmade. The amount of evil it requires can only be achieved by human hands.
The prince flip flopping on his values is the epitome of the disney morals, claim to be good and then turn right around and be evil.
"walk across an ocean" "swim home from numenoria." ok. now I'm confused. California is an Ocean state. these people should not be confused on what Oceans are. How is this happening?
also, seriously astounding writing on that new girl. Listing off modern feminist writing trope interpretations, from a character who lives in a medieval world. That character would have no experiance with any of these stories, or tales.
Many people in Los Angeles (not necessarily the whole state) have no idea of common sense or basic science. They can't write either.
I can give them the benefit of the doubt on the ocean line; you can walk across an ocean. What makes something an ocean isn't depth but rather size and content as long as it's a basin filled with salt water that is larger than what could reasonably be considered a lake, you're not wrong to call it an ocean only real criteria is that its continuos because if it's fully enclosed then it's just a giant lake and if it's mostly enclosed it's a sea.
I think it’s mentioned in a song by “Toad the Wet Sprocket “
When you help someone and immediately regret it
In a nutshell
"You are fre.....no, you know what? Back into the Cell you go. Let me quickly repair the Lock. I don't like this judgy look that you're giving me."
30:00
What a healthy and magnificent relationship..
"I know that you are injured, maybe worried it could be poisoned...but I need everything to be about me. So, there was this one time where I had it worse than you, and got like 30 quills from a porcupine stuck in me."
Man Shad is really going to enjoy reviewing this one.
Shad: "ANOTHER F-CKING WAGON!!!!!!"
38:31 - "and then she kills willow" 🤣🤣 dude I died when you said that 😂
26:18 wait, what? So the boat is dragged by the sea creature which swims under the sea surface so the sea is at least couple of meters deep, yet horse is following them galloping. WHAT?!
they also walk on it the rest of the ep
I live near a coast like this, they'd be up to their knees in thick unpenetrable mud before they got a hundred meters out into the sea.
@@juliak9122 convenient.
Found your channel from Nerdrotic and even though I've never seen the original willow or this one I still come here for your reviews.
You get funnier and wittier everytime and I enjoy watching you. Keep it up bro 👍
I love how they use magic like nobody's business. I keep thinking of those who died in earlier eps cause we needed to save the magic
Wait..... Did the writers just remember that Ellora was supposed to be a redhead 7 episodes in and then give her red hair?
She caught the ginger back from Freckles the lesbian?
Or maybe Elora the kitchen maid is just a bottle blonde and her gravy is just off the shelf BISTO?
😱😉
The actress for Elora is actually ginger, so I have no idea why the showrunners would make her blonde for no reason
The plot reasons they mentioned at the start were that her hair was died blonde to disguise her identity. And instead of her roots showing it seemed to happen instantly
This. THIS!! How is this just being glossed over?!?
@@thefourthcolor They did mention earlier in the show that her hair was dyed blonde since she was a kid. That wouldn’t explain it turning back to red all at once though. Maybe it’s a type of dye that could be easily rinsed off? Lol
Been STARVING for these reviews!!! Idk what happened to The Witcher Blood Origin reviews BUT at this point I'll take whatever I can get, it's been so long I thought you went on vacation Disparu 😅 but thankfully here we are & I'M HERE FOR ALL IT 👍 😂 🔥 🙌 💯
Haha I'm in this club too, kept refreshing TH-cam repeatedly hoping a new disparu video would appear.. Its been a looooong week but it was finally worth it 👍
@@laurenmadican1019 Exactly, Hopefully he brings back the Blood Origin reviews to pad out time until the Willow season finale airs 🙏 🔥 💯
There’s no way they made someone worse than Kit. Kit is everything I hate about woke college girls.
Edit: I take it back. Disparu, you were right. Evil Damsel in Distress is worse than Kit. 🤮🤮🤮
There are worse like “Strong Woman” from Rings of Power.
Hmm. I would still say Kitt is worse than Guyladriel, only because Guyladriel is not the only storyline in that mess of a show, so you get breaks from her.
They found another gear past "floppy head E. Paige clone?"
Kit is the personification of tumblr.
She is a vacuous malodorous pervert
lol, last week people were joking that as Kit was extremely evil maybe she'd improve by getting dunked in regular evil...and she did! Also- does anyone else keep forgetting about Jade the stablehand? If she's not actually onscreen, I often completely forget she's in the show! Re the evil new girl, she was talking a lot like princess turned empress Merwyn in Witcher BO- the one who killed a bunch of innocent people but the show thinks it's a good thing since now she's "free".
Lol 😝
UGH. HEY! You remember when Sam and Frodo were walking through Maggot's field, and Sam fell behind a few paces? DIDN'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN HE SHOUTED "HEY FRODO! WHERE YOU AT?"
3:41 That sequence before this point sounds the writer talking and not the character. I don't have any other context, but the directed tone and the words just give off that vibe.
Literally everyone to Disney & Lucasfilm: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old men?
if you think that old men are making the decisions then I got news for you.
Literally everyone at Disney/Lucasfilm to you: We didn't care before and we don't care now. Shut up and buy product.
@@MelbourneArchviz I'm not directly referring to the creators, this is a meme dialogue from SpongeBob Squarepants
@@RSG_TheMonster noice
No longer an old man lol.
(yes im aware of the spongeboob meme)
You see, Kit didn't tell the others about the portal through the liquid evil because she knew someone would surely become more evil than her (probably Elora) and she couldn't have that.
Loved the Willow film. Never watched or intend of watching this Willow show... but always here for the teardown review! Thank you @Disparu !!
Im always so upset when people say "I stopped on this episode" WHY DID YOU START-- AT ALL!?!
Warwick Davis acting this episode was painfully bad. You can tell he just wants to get his check and get outta there!
Oddly enough, I think he's getting better..
"Hey, new girl. *Where you at?"*
Where you at? Where you at?! In a fantasy series?
I hate this timeline so much I wish we could have bad writing tribunals. Off with their heads if they refuse to use them.
My response too!
Greetings from Brazil Disparu, love your content bro!!!
I need a good feijoada recipe, I'm looking for the best!
@@nickdirienzo2849 I like feijoada too... But i don't know how to prepare... 😄... Maybe i can give you my churrasco recipe or pierogi... South Brazil is all colonizated by German and Ukrainian people...
@@TheAlley-Son I'll take both recipes please and thanks!😁
The only pain Kit knew in her entire entitled life was menstrual pain, that's why she was holding her stomach, I know I live with two women.
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Maybe for the final episode, it will be revealed that this was all just a dream, and Willow is actually a professional basketball player.
That would explain the lesbians.
It all Britney's dream on the planet ride back from Russ1ain prison.😎
I would never, ever, watch this terrible show without the hilarious filter of your recaps. I'm glad I discovered your channel!
I just discovered your channel a couple days ago and have already blown through like 90% of your content. Your content is a great podcast, it doesn't demand my eyes and you make the most mundane things sound interesting. Well done.
I think I missed something... how did Elora's hair turn red? Did she run to Target and get some Clairol hair color while we weren't watching?
The more she did magic the more her hair changed.
In the previous episode, she did some magic and it gave her a red streak for... reasons. So now in this episode, she did more magic and the reasons decided it was time to make her all ginger.
“When they said they invented a train I didn’t know this is what they meant!” 🤣 humor is on point! Keep reviewing the cringe dude, I’m loving this!
‘You are figments of my imagination.’
None of us are that lucky.
😂
This show completely lost me in one of the earlier episodes when Boorman referred to Graydon as "Greyoncé"
So... she was a blond, but somehow became a redhead. Perhaps after the first 6 episodes someone mentioned to the writers that her head was supposed to be red.
I guarantee she was under contract to keep it blonde for another project, and they didnt have a Cavill Mustache Budget, so they just changed it... later.
ngl, at the end when he walked out the door with the sword and the leather armor I was like "Hell yeah! He actually looks cool." I'm sad though, cause I know they are going to totally emasculate him in the "fight" that will happen in the finale.
It just occurred to me, the water is shallow most of the time and only deep when needed to make the plot tricks work, just like all of the characters.
There are literally horses chasing them.
Holy crap. They made the other woman the "Is this your Job" woman. This is how I imagine every day goes if I had to talk to that lady.
Is there a rule somewhere in the Hellscape that is Disney stating female characters have to be portrayed as arrogant, obnoxious bints???
I believe it's one of the fine-print riders of ESG.
(j/k but I wouldn't be surprised at this point)
@@ChallengeIdeas you’re not wrong but I was going to pop in and say it’s Marxist critical theory. Both are correct/the same. This is all planned. They are trying to subvert western morality to make us easier to oppress because we’ll be too disorganized, confused, or degenerate to push back
Yes.
Ummm...yep.
I call them "Loras". The type of girl who screams at a Starbucks if it's spelled "Laura". 😉 The unevolved form of a Karen.
This show, if you can even call it that, has constantly been fighting to create the most insufferable female characters of all time. I never thought there could be a female character worse then the queen and Kit, but again and again, Disney keeps subverting my expectations.
Great job as always! Keep up the good work!
Ps: wow that damsel in distress either is a cow or a bad attempt at metahumor/deconstruction
A giant evil apocalyptic worm in the center of the earth waiting to wake up.... so they read the Rhapsody fantasy series and just decided "this isn't popular enough, no ones gonna recognize this, we can 100% steal this awesome idea and it's all good!" Jesus. Did they ever consider that fans of Willow might be a bunch of fantasy nerds???
The answer is no.
@@nicoleackerman205 I suppose that's giving them too much credit
@@HannahKayW I meant no in that they probably did get the idea from Rhspsody and thought no one would realize it because they have no clue who Willow from the 80's audience is.
@@nicoleackerman205 I meant "giving them too much credit" as in I realized exactly what you meant and thought it would be giving them too much credit to realize who Willow from the 80's audience is.
"Waste of evil water" is definitely something I'm using soon as I get the chance
Wow, this is a far cry from the dialog between Sorsa and Mad. Now that was romantic banter.
"One more move, jack***, and you really will be a woman." Ahh, I still get a giggle out of that one. They were just perfect.
Sorsha
A lot of the shots in training segment gave me some serious Final Fantasy X vibes.
It's like a magical teenage girl in a tropical sunset walking on water, whilst wearing a white sleeveless top and vibrant blue skirt...
Just, straight up Yuna, minus Yuna's likability.
If this were a good show I'd call it an homage. Instead I'll just say it's a rip-off.
Willow is by far the best worst show I never watched.
But you watched it. DIsney wins.
@@SupremeCommanderBaiser - So Disney somehow wins by me watching someone else watch it on TH-cam?
That makes zero sense.
@@yourenotmarywelcome8693 Bad talk is still talk, I guess.
they should literally show Willow to prisoners now I'll get them to stop doing crime
Maybe that can be my thesis for my criminal justice MS since I want to focus on rehabilitation and recidivism
I think that may cause more violent crimes. 😂
@@BergerTime2587 From them killing each other just to get away from watching it 🤣
@@BergerTime2587 Agree I think it will make people commit crimes.
There are laws against torture.
"Have your cake and munch it too!" 😆😆
Luv u Disparu! ❤
Even in this awful show, Evil Girl stands out as being exceptionally painful to watch. Will she be the Strong Female Character that breaks the camel's back?
It depends. Do they have camels in Kashmir?
@@ChallengeIdeas Of course.
What do you think their famous Sweaters are made of? 😄
Can we talk about the ASTONISHING lack of representation in Willow?!? Not a single natural blonde in the entire main cast 🙄. Cancel Disney for this horrendous lack of representation 😡😡
Were the trolls natural blondes? Or is that the crone's magic?
@@carlkenner4581 difficult to say. Could be either way!
@@carlkenner4581 trolls were guilty of cultural misappropriation here. Something needs to be done!!
To be fair, Hollywood doesn't have many. Especially not these days...
@@muay-thai-monk I know!!! Terrible...
Imagine if any of the Disney princesses responded to being rescued by the chivalrous, heroic, knightly prince with “congradulations”.
The closest was Megan from the Hercules movie, but she was a charming character. This is... a character.
@@hope-cat4894 No. Not a character. She’s a bit- (TH-cam regulations activate)
Kashmir is a real region, not just a type of goat. It's weird having a place in a fantasy show named after a real place. It's like if Tolkien called Mordor London or something: it doesn't work. Although London does have a few things in common with Mordor now that I think about it.
I thought it was Tashmir?
A beautiful in depth account of some of the worst fan fiction ever made for a modern audience, filled with humour and disbelief, I so look forward to your every review in our decadent society :)
43:22 I love how he always cuts of just at the right time 🤣
The script for every strong female character : I want, I feel, I think, I need, me, me, me, me, me, my feelings, my opinions, my dreams, my desires, my emotions, my rights, I'm strong, I'm independent, I'm powerful, I'm amazing, I don't need a man, I can do everything better, everyone thinks I'm incredible!
Footnote: character must be as rude and obnoxious as possible!
Copy and paste!
Thank you for doing these videos. I almost never watch modern movies, so it is surprising and refreshing to see that so many contemporary people are fed up with the unreal ideologies being promoted through the entertainment media and prefer to take the side of common sense instead.
The writers have the memory capacity of Dory. Then again, I doubt they'd even remember Wallaby Way...
I would swear that goldfish wrote the script if it had a stronger emphasis on fish flakes.
I swear the levels of mask off on this show is scary levels of bad because this is every single modern feminine stereotype that exists to try and make women feel like they're deserving to be better than anyone else - including all other women.
Indeed
Not feminine. Feminazi. Feminine is good. Feminazi is not.
@@kaizokujimbei143 I agree with you first off but when I say modern feminine stereotype it's literally that ,the feminist insane woman who thinks she deserving of everything and equally the most oppressed being in existence.
the media feeds into that narcissism to get regular women to miss the insult of it and appeal to the 'gurl powwa' idea that lies to them.
Toxic feminism 101
No one is trying to make chicks believe it
It's chicks trying to make guys believe it. Chichs are not victims here.
"The Most Tedious Nightmare of All Time" should be on the cover of the Blu-Ray release.
Not only do they dare, the DO. Welcome to 2023. Same as the old boss.
It thoroughly upsets me that this channel isn’t more popular. It deserves it.
So the water's deep enough to have a giant sea creature hauling a sled, but at the same time shallow enough not to even cover their boot soles. ....... Cali unaware of how Water Waters, is it?
It's good to see that the writers for CW Supergirl are still employed.
is it?
Kit got good after falling in „liquid evil“ , like a car gets less miles driven, when it goes past 999.999 miles - she got her evilmeter reset😂
It's called an integer overflow error, it's the bug that gave Civilizations Nuclear Ghandi and can be abused in many games to create wealth from nothing. But I don't think that anyone ever thought it was so powerful it could make Kit less Evil!
It’s like an old Atari game…you get such a high score in evil that you roll over the points counter back to zero.
I seriously stopped watching this show because it was so bad,m. Now I I keep😢refreshing to see when you’re review drops because they are positively brilliant, maybe you could write a show and save me all this clicking about.
Is it bad if I’m rooting for the bad guys to actually win rather than the “heroes”?
It's what they want, so you'll start to do that in RL (they hope)
In this case, go ahead...
I'm not rooting for the bad guys, just Cage Face.
I think you just contradicted yourself.
Don't worry, bad guys win no matter the outcome.
I can’t believe I now hate a character more than Kit, in the FIRST FIVE minutes of the episode!
God, the slag from the beginning is an exact embodiment of the current dating scene
Or the modern workplace.
Your timing is impeccable. I literally just finished hate watching the episode.
Is it just me, or does the Prince look like he is drunk, high, or both? The sad thing is, he is probably trying to act as if he is in despair, but he comes across as just being burnt…
I keep waiting for him to ask, “Do you got any Fritos?”
This one…wow. This one had me bursting out laughing. Tears running down my face I was laughing AT THEM SO HARD. They have completely forget the entire “lore” they created the first few episodes. Willow can’t do magic because his power is draining. Now he’s just wasting it with his Pew Pew training with the band of monsters. (The cast, is who I mean obviously🥴) Since the writers are intent on making them all evil. 🤦🏼♂️🤷♂️. This show is a hilarious slow motion train wreck.
Kit is the evil bullion cube that is in the evil soup 🍲
Just when you think Kit couldn't be more of horrible person than she already is, we find out she's also a sadist!
When having a bad day just watch Disparu review a show, it surely will cheer you up!
The water is pure evil but kit is 10,000 x concentrated evil