She Tried to Rizz the Police
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That pigeon just immediately turning around to head back inside got me. Like, "Uh, no. Imma just stay with you guys if that's chill."
Pigeons aren't wild animals, they're feral domesticated animals
@@oaf-77 I'm well aware, they're also highly invasive in most parts of the world. The city pigeons we know are a domesticated form of rock dove
@@PhantomPhoenix105 They are one of those animals pretty chill wihh adapting to human civilization
The current human world is literally heaven for them.
That pigeon liked being coddled.
Mountain Lion: “No one can know about us.”
Deer: “Relax. No one will ever know.”
I was expecting this commentary
What de deer doin
It’s like real-life fox and the hound
They're gonne know *the music*
When no one was watching the mountain lion killed and ate the fkn deer
That forklift driver literally took stopping thieves to another level.
One could even say..that escalated quickly
It wasnt even that high sure he could have got outs easy if he dangled off the edge a bit
@@1Peasant but he didn't, and he got karma
It seems odd that a stolen car would have 2 wheels missing though... something about that seems awfully off
My Real Life Reaction: *Psh psh psh pft *😂YES 🙌 *
The way the pigeon didn't fly in but stopped and walked in is pure gold.
Going from fluorescent dogs to solar-powered cats, this episode really has everything.
@@CoolVideos-sc3kzView bait
He deleted his reply bruh
*DD just shouted me out on my channel im proud*
That dog is from Chernobyl
@@BeanKing-tm9bh no.
That is either the world's chillest mountain lion or the world's most violent deer.
why not both
@@Enirombecause its edited together
Nah, it was an escort mission the mountain lion had to complete to get 100% 😂
Or they are both the most stupid ones of their kinds.
I was thinking, they know their love is wrong !!
It's so nice to see the wild animals being friendly to one another. 😂
Edit: Wait a second, the deer fades out towards the end. Maybe it was two different moments where they both passed alone and someone overlapped it to make them look like buddies? That's disappointing... 😩
Or ghost deer
Yes that’s an edit of two different shots
The mountain lion also faded in at the start...
Good catch @luckysparkles
Both the dear and the lion fade in at the start, and the deer fades out at the end. There are three explanations I see:
1. They are both ghosts, (Unlikely since they fade in just as they are entering and fade out when they are leaving, when most ghosts do the opposite when cameras are around.)
2. It's some kind of massive compression algorithm, (I suppose the camera might store the unmoving background as just a couple images, and then when all the space is used up it starts chipping away at the beginning and end of scenes with moving creatures to make more space. However, I've never heard of anything like it. Furthermore, if the camera actually did run out of space and tried to make more, I would expect the resolution to go down, as is the case with any image that you might try to compress, and not just at the ends of the video. Granted if somebody were to pay me to write a video compression algorithm JUST for forest cameras set up for years on end, this is what it would look like.)
3. It's fake man. (But then why put both the mountain lion and deer into the video? Why not just use the video where the mountain lion was found and put the deer into it?)
I rewatched the cockatoo grabbing the tooth three times. They’re such amazing creatures haha
0:41 This guy is truely a forklift certified, he deserves our respect
Bruh should have known better tryna pull moves near a forklift. He forgot, where there's smoke there's fire.
I saw this on the news and my first thought was "OK, how long before it gets on Daily Dose?"
@@redstar1230View bait
He may not be following OSHA standards, but he sure has a good story to tell to the family.
What if it had gone very differently? The owner shows up to drive home, only for a police officer to tell them, "So, while you were at work, a guy tried to steal your car, and a guy driving a forklift tried to stop the theft by hoisting up your car.. Unfortunately, though, it was poorly balanced and toppled off. If it's any comfort, the thief is having a far worse day than you."
Using a forklift to prevent a car theft - that has got to be the best citizen arrest I've ever seen. Thanks for another great video!!
Definitely going far with no wheels.
honestly that looks fake. Cars has no front wheel & the guy could of very easily jumped that.
@@MrTomtomtest i think it's real. saw a short report on the incident. guy tried to act all innocent XD was in ohio, 2-3 weeks ago.
@@MrTomtomtest he wasn't stealing the car but stuff in it dose is just stupid
@@lackofeffort2478 Ah that makes more sense xD
"I guess we own a pigeon now"
Love how the cat gradually moved, then wised up and decided to beat the game by getting ahead. Work smarter not harder
@@CoolVideos-sc3kz liar
@@CoolVideos-sc3kz DONT CARE I MAKE BETTER VIDEOS
@@CoolVideos-sc3kz KID
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Why are there so many bots
The forklift driver is truly our hero, he deserves our respect. Hats off to him!
I would but hard hats are required when operating heavy machinery
Although, the car is missing front wheels.
He used the immense power of Forklift Certification for good. Not many others follow such a virtuous path.
@@CoolVideos-sc3kzno he didn’t. I don’t even have to check
Why didn't the dude jump down though wtf
2:21 “alright, who named my car dinnerbone?”
MINECRAFT
Pigeon: "I live with you now."
Man: "No, we're letting you-"
Pigeon: "I live with you now."
Seeing a daily dose video with “rizz” in the title is like a jumpscare
Yeah
Ikr
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@@redstar1230😮😮no way
@@redstar1230stop
The deer and the cougar being best buddies is the best thing I've ever seen
Fake though. Watch it again closely until the end. The deer fades out. So two reels copied over each other.
Mountain Dew (doe) both either tamed and raised by a rancher.. or two images merged as one segment. No way Mountain Lion would act like that even if he is full, they prefer space not tailgated that close!
They both fade in and fade out when they come into the picture and go out.
Food following him home fr
It's rare, but occasionally certain kinds of wild cats will lose their cubs, end up in printing on another baby animal. Sometimes even what would usually be pray. It's pretty rare though
For those who were wondering, the cat did not do that because the ice cream was cold, the cat simply forgot his morning yawn and just remembered to do it.
The pigeon realized long ago being a pet is the BEST life and went ‘HELL NAH! Imma stay a pet”
She didn’t try to rizz him up, she DID it.
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exactly 😂😂
@@TheProOfProGamersits bot, and the bot liked his own comment
“Would you punch me in the face for a billion dollars?”
The cat:
*”Yes.”*
Made me laugh.
The cat will do it for free.
"Would you punch me in the face..."
The cat: "YES".
FTFY
@@frishter Beat me to it by literally 57 seconds lmao
1:55
Now there is so much hurt and pain in the world it's good to come here for a great wholesome break. Keep on keeping on DDOI.
That black car boutta hit the world record for the most car crashes in the world
The pigeon was like “are you out of your mind? It’s crazy out there. I am keeping my ass right here”.
The fox being so smart about stopping and looking both ways but ended up tripping over the ledge 🦊😂🤭
Looked like a coyote
Honestly kind of relatable.
@@zerotodona1495I also think is a Coyote, the tail markings and his fur colour say it, a fox can't be that dark
This person on TH-cam being so clever and witty in writing a comment but failing to realize that the animal is a coyote.
@@zerotodona1495 yes it is! Didn’t realize when I first wrote!
As a cat owner, I can confirm they love to lie in the only place in the entire house/room that has sun
Same. My cats will sun themselves outdoors, as well. But if it's too hot, they seek the shade.
I have a fluffy blanket folded on my windowsill and they love just snoozing there when it's sunny. f getting plants, I love watching my cats photosynthesize.
My dog does that as well lol
Solar- it's the other white meat.
True. They are also strong face punchers.
One of your best compilations!
Your voice makes me calm. Not many things do. Thanks for that. Always interesting videos.
A cat with brain freeze, a wild homing pigeon, the glow in the dark dog, kung fu kitty, lifting the jacker, a Fox taking an unplanned trip, and a solar powered nap; this episode had it all 😂 Loved it ty!
A dentist parrot 😂
This is a wild timeline
How dare you forget to mention the mt lion and deer going for a walk in midnight
@@twiggy4817i was gonna say that... :)
How come none of you mention the deflated hedgehog?
02:27 Chernobyl dog
That pigeon was clearly still recuperating, let him gooooo
The deer walked past the camera like "Yeah tf you gon do I got a lion with me"
That parrot does an extraction quicker than my dentist! 😂
Probably cheaper too.
*DD just shouted me out on my channel im proud*
@@DarkRide666That would be the only reason why I'd let a bird stick its head in my mouth. Ick.
That's because a dentist does it carefully. That parrot just ripped that shit out.
@@Spartan-Four-Twenty that tooth was practically hanging on a thread
*metaphorically hanging of course*
"The Animal Planet recording is finally over, let's go home" 1:00
Yea
Ballin but animals
Imagine you steal a car, but get caught by a *forklift* and just held up in the air till police arrives lmao
2:37 love that it looks both ways before crossing
“Yeah, you’d get over it, too!” Just so funny and true!
And i love that there was no hesitation with his answer.
I think he'd say yes to a thousand dollars, maybe even a hundred.
@@drslyonehey. if i got atleast 50% of that id allow myself to be punched too.
I wouldnt even be mad. Honestly I would be mad if my partner didnt take that deal. For a billion dollars, go ahead, break my nose!
It wasn’t stated how hard he’d have to punch, could be a soft tap with his fist in that case, still counts as a punch
2:10 “No, I’m baby.”
The upside down car driver was faking life itself.
I feel like something we all take for granted and don't show enough appreciation for is the fact that this channel always has the thumbnail image as the 1st video 😊❤ so, on behalf of all of us (loyal fans with clickbait ptsd) THANK YOU SO MUCH Mr Daily Dose for always being a real one 😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤
1:24 "Vehicle Locked"
2:19 car got dinnerboned
Dinnerboned 😂
Australia
Lmao
😂
The dog was like “yo what you guys up to- YO WAS THAT A PIGEON”
That forklift driver literally took stopping thieves to another level.. One of your best compilations!.
The five Star treatment that they were giving that pigeon when they were putting it through rehabilitation I don't blame the little guy not wanting to leave.😂
At this point they can probably release him 50 miles away and he'll come home. It's what pigeons are known for.
Yes you are absolutely right. Here my grandmother also told me this . And she said even if you take your pegion some distance away keeping it in a closed box than also it will come back.
That's the whole reason animal wildlife rehab centers exist, that bird will probably not be able to live on it's own in the wild after they cared for it for so long. If you keep and rehab a wild animal yourself, rereleasing it into the wild is almost certain death for the animal.
Pigeons are domesticated animals anyway. People forget that. It's like if you picked up a feral dog and pampered it for a few months and then "tried to release it back into the wild"
@@scrubjay93000
The fact that the deer and the mountain lion walking together is the most disney animal moment I've ever seen. It's so hilarious! 😂😂😂
Sadly it’s fake
How is it fake?
Come on man, how did you not see the deer turning transparent at the end?
@@PhantomGardener the deer fade in and out at the end unlike the lion does.
The deer doesnt move the leaves on the ground, lion does
2:19 They named their truck "Dinnerbone."
The way that cat got annoyed at having to get up and move a little every time the sun moved, and then figured out would be better to get more ahead of where it was. Clever cat.
The cat literally spent the whole day sitting in the sun and felt no regrets for it. Cats truly understand life
The slap was personal 1:59
The deer and the mountian lion walking home from a long day of acting for national geographic.
This was by far my favorite compilation!
I love how the fox tried to play it off after tripping like “I didn’t do that. Just getting into a nice run.” Because I know everyone has done that at some point in their lives.
I'm more impressed that the cyote took the time to look left and right to see if a car is coming
When I was still going to school and once hopped of the bus I ran into some sort of construction fence. Bruh this was so embarrassing and I just kept walking
@@Monkeytownboss Worse for me, I was in a heavy train of thought for a novel project... Straight up rammed my head into one of the traffic signal poles on the sidewalk (no idea why they placed it slap bang on where people would walk.)
The wrinkled hedgehog is both terrifying and adorable
Bro started anointing
It looks like a deflated stuffed animal 😭
Poor thing is missing his innards. 😂
Exactly! I'm worried about the poor ouchy pincushion, he needs his stuffing ( ＴДＴ)
@@alpine8732 That kind of alarmed me. Never seen a living being do that.
A few numbers on the wall and you have yourself a cat sundial
2:43 My cat did the exact same thing until I got her a pressure activated heating pad for Christmas. The heating pad is now favorite thing in the whole world.
the deer and the mountain lion walking together is the most disney animal moment ive ever seen 🤣
(yes i understand now that it is fake) v
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It’s a trick I learned as a kid riding bikes around unchained dogs: They can’t chase you if you follow them.
@@CoolVideos-sc3kzView bait
Is fake. The deer fades in and out of frame, while the lion does not
*DD just shouted me out on my channel im proud*
The cat that punched the dude had some serious business to take care of. That was personal.
Bro the deer and the lion were tired after a long day acting for NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 😂
That dear and mountain lion was a hostage situation 😂
2:31 they on the moon
Seems like he had taken care of the dove really well that it doesn't want to go back in the wilds anymore and just wants to stay. How wholesome☺️
It's kind of wholesome while at the same time not. Usually speaking if this happens it means its domesticated, which means that something went wrong with the care.
@@kostasrakevicius2441well, city pigeons (which it looked like this individual was) are usually the descendants of domestic pigeons that were abandoned, lost or otherwise ended up without owners. Like feral cats. the fancy pigeons people have as pets are the same species as the pigeon you would find on the street.
@@cyan1607 I actually did not know that. I retract the previous statement. Thanks for the fact!
Not a surprise... doves (aka pigeons) can be domesticated that is also why they were used as couriers in old times. I also have a few neighbors who keep a flock of them as pets like chickens. Not sure if they're farming their eggs too or sth.
they should just accept that they have a pet dove now.
POV: The lion and the deer were heading back home after a day of acting for National Geographic
1:42 *Avian Influenza entered the chat*
2:05 Pigions are actually domesticated like cats and dogs. They are basically strays.
the history of pigeons is cool asf
@@river_riv._ any specific video to learn more about them that's nicely done?
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@@I_am_FRANCOcan he tell me about pigeons
The trust she has in that parrot is amazing.❤
i found that part of the video disturbing and gross
@@TherealElsa-fc7gv You seem to be that kind of person who still thinks that fancy rats are gross, am I right?
@@ZestaraAren't they 🤔
@@Zestarayou seem to be that kind of person who doesn’t realize the diseases rodents, birds, and reptiles carry all the time.
@@noahshad09 Not if taken care properly as a pet, something you probably might not be able to
1:00 Predator and Prey walking home after a long day acting with the National Geographic.
Best DDOI since long time. Much love.
That was some next level flirting 😂 She made that cop feel proud after driving without lights. He was nice to take it so well
and he was FOINEE
@@reg4927 Absolutely!
@@reg4927damn sure he is
@@reg4927he really is like wow
You people have no moral standards whatsoever.
Trying to release a pigeon after it has been looked after doesn't always work. Even if they fly away they'll always come back to your house. Also, since they're technically not wild birds, better to keep it as a pet lol.
We had a pet pigeon. My mom found it injured at her work site and brought it home. We would just chill in his spot and we would let him out in the backyard with the dogs cause the dogs were like scared of him so they rather walk away. But he never was able to fly. I don’t know from injury he received made him disable but he never flew. But anyways he would never leave and he would wait at the door to come in cause he liked being inside more. Well 1 day my mom left him alone outside for maybe 10mins and well a hawk slit his throat and killed him. Not sure how the hawk saw him cause he was on the patio where it’s covered. Only thing is that he walked in the yard where he got spotted. But yeah cut his throat and you could see his last meal. Pretty sad.
Pigeons are wild animals. They're just smart birds that are able to adapt well to urban environments.
They're also highly trainable.
@@D.H.1082They're not wild , they're feral
@@D.H.1082 pigeons are domesticated feral birds, they're not entirely wild.
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The cat at 1:53 probably had a pawful day.
The injured pigeon story: the same thing happened to me when I was a teen. I found him in our yard with a broken wing. Put him in a box in the basement, and nursed him back to health. When it was time to set him free, we did, and he just flew on top of one of our awnings, and he stayed with us for about a year. He would come if you called his name, too. Of course, his name was Walter. (We did have to wash our awning off once a week, tho)
I thought you were going to "Uno Reverse" us with "the same thing happened to me when I was a teen. My parents healed my broken bones and I refused to leave the house."
@@grondhero
I keep trying to leave and they keep pulling me back in!
@@grondhero I was thinking he was adopted!
Why are yall so random in this comment section lmao
I saw a lady bring a crow on the bus once. When I asked her about it she said she treated his injured wing and once it healed he just never cared to leave, so now she had a crow.
Never though i’d see daily dose of internet utter the word “rizz”
Same
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@@redstar1230View bait
I had to look it up, for those who don't know either, its to charm or woo another person with your charisma.
@@redstar1230couldn’t care less brotha
That pumpkin to the head guy may get a lawsuit
0:40
“Muahaha! You’re too late Sonic! I’m already forklift certified!”
1:43 - This is how the next pandemic starts.
Yea
Covid 23
@@michaelsoyt I was thinking it would be a novel Bird Flu (Influenza A H5N1) that jumps to humans but that works. ;)
@@emmettturner9452NOOO 😡
I raised pigeons for 10 years, over 400 of them, they definitely want to be where the food is, but just straight up going back inside like that is new to me 😂
I've wanted to see this since i first saw black 2.0 like 6 years ago 😂 Huge props❤
One of the coolest compilations in a long while.
1:07 anybody notice the deer went to fade out mode in the end?
Ya and what's weird that the mountain lion didn't
It’s fake
@@norwegian_squirrel_666Some phones that have multiple cameras do the same effect when an object is put in front of only one camera, that's just how some cameras work. If it's fake, why would someone make the deer fade away? What's the point?
the mountain lion’s hallucinating that he has a deer friend
it might’ve been from a long video where they fade the clip to the next clip?
For those who don't know, what the hedgehog at 0:22 is doing is called self-anointing. It is when a hedgehog (or other self-anointing animal) smells or eats something with a strong odor, and then makes a paste out of it using their spit and spreads it on their quills. The reason for this is not entirely known. I've seen many different theories, but reaserchers are unable to fully confirm why. In conclusion, hedgehogs are cool and I get excited when I see them. I don't really know why the little guy in the video turned his body like that though, maybe it was just trying to reach behind itself and couldn't.
Thank you, I had to know. Although in hindsight, it's clear I could have simply googled "hedgehog spitting on self".
Oh is that what it was doing. I thought it ate something really cold like the cat and was having a brain freeze kind of reaction. I thought it was using it's tongue to try to get the ice cream out of it's mouth the way a cat or any animal would do it.
Thats cool but its not what i wanna know. Lil bro deflated.
@@gbazo762seriously I thought he was gonna turn himself inside out
@@celinavivian1162it looked unreal and unhealthy.
I never knew that hedgehogs could deflate 😂😂
1:57 this man was trespassing on the cats property.. 😂
1:15. Is that even a question?
Yeah, and it's pretty good at finding toxic people in relationships
Because if they get mad when you say yes to punching them they're toxic.
@@LimeLoafI mean I get your sentiment, 1 billion will do so much that a punch will be forgiven way in the long run. I'd be dumb NOT to take that offer 😭. Even if i got arrested for assault id take it any day
That work lift driver acted extremely fast, you have to think quick in a situation like that. Amazing.
I can see it happening this way:
_Forklift pulls up:_ "Yo, stop or else."
_Thief doesn't consider the consequences:_ "What are you gonna do, ruin your friend's ride?"
_Forklift lifts the whole car as easily as an empty pallet_
@@D.H.1082 i love you
1:00 🐆🦌
1. Past meal haunts cat.
2. Deer’s infected with bovine strain of cordyceps militaris.
3. Prank that wasn’t adequately thought through.
4. Puma owes deer money.
What being forklift certified can do for your community
“You’d get over it too” caught me so off guard lol 😂
He wasn't lying, either. I could get over a lot of things for that much money.
@@anix712yep, at least 2 jeep grand cherokees
Hes so straight and hot and has glasses and a beard and is so blunt
That is a brave child!! I would never let anyone near my loose teeth! My dad would always asked to just look at them, then out of nowhere he would pull it out. After a few times of that happening, he totally lost my trust. 😂
more like an ill informed child. human saliva is deadly toxic to birds
she is so cute
Same, also even if I have a loose teeth and my mum asked me to go to the dentist, she told me “It won’t hurt, don’t worry!” But I’d rather wait until it falls out lol, I’m scared
That forklift said “No! You’re in timeout.”
The mountain lion just wasnt used to being stalked. Thats one sneaky buck
That parrot pulling out a tooth just made my day😂
*Mountain Lion:* _"Right this way, Buck; I spotted a few single does out this way."_
*Male Deer:* _"You're kind to help me; I can't see a damn thing."_
*Mountain Lion:* _"Well, if you do your job and this all works out, I'll see a steady protein supply next spring."_
ummmm what is this portraying
@@deepfriedlettuce.
Predatory mutualism, _in jest_ (I don't actually know why a mountain lion is leading a buck through the dark). In this attempt at a joke, I suggested that the Mountain Lion (a nocturnal predator) was leading the deer (a diurnal herbivore that's generally prey to predators like the mountain lion) through the dark to find some does (female deers) which the buck could mount and breed, thereby producing fawns (child-equivalent deer with greater quantities of energy rich fat, like piglets and calves which people eat) by the next spring.
Fawns are smaller and weaker and thus, prime prey for wild cats like Mountain Lions which can separate them from their parents, hunt them down, and consume them with fewer issues than'd be had taking on nimble does or horn-crowned bucks.
The joke is, the buck thinks the mountain lion is being nice for leading it to females when, in reality, the mountain lion is thinking ahead and helping the buck reproduce as a feline form of unspoken animal husbandry. It'd be like if you were lost in the forest at night and a werewolf--which you might fear'd normally rip you shreds and dine on your viscera and muscles--happens upon you and proceeds to lead you to a bunch of horny cheerleaders dancing around a fire with spirits in hand and mischief on the mind. You'd be thinking, _"AWESOME! Not only will I live but, I get to bang all these bodacious babes!"_ The werewolf then proceeds, years later, to feast on all the children born to your sordid fun, thinking in the moment, _"This idiot thinks I'm being kind but, I just can't wait to devour the next generation of stupid humans."_
It was my attempt at black humor, centered on morbid misunderstanding but, now that I've laid its meaning bare, it's no longer funny. You have your explanation but, it came at grave cost...
The clip is fake.
@@j100j
Doesn't matter, I'm making a joke about it. You can laugh or leave but, neither I nor my comments are going anywhere. Go cry about it, va-jj.
@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. you are fake. I will some way to remove your comment. Devote my entire time and energy to remove this blight off the internet
Mountain lion and deer are the coolest thing I've seen here in a while!
The deer and lion fade in and out, they’ve spliced 2 moments together
I know exactly the feeling with the pigeon. We have one living 24/7 in our house. He sleeps at night in the study, flies around the house during the day, mostly my room, has his own wicker basket nest that he flies out to collect twigs for and goes out for a 20 minute jog flight every morning. No cages or anything.
He's a right bitey asshole too.
the last sentence... 😂
Does he shit on the floor?
Yeah I was gonna ask, does he have pigeon diapers or what ?
@@guitar2935 This is the question. I used to have one hanging out on a light on my balcony that I briefly thought of feeding/becoming pals with. Until 2 weeks later I looked at my wall and Pidgy had to pack his bags....
To the questions about the poop, we clean up after him constantly. Strategically placed towls are under every place he likes to frequent and toilet paper rolls are everywhere to help with cleanup along with alcohol sanitizer.
1:35 and this how you get into a car accident at night
1:06 the deer really looked at us and said don’t be a snitch💀
0:59 Smart cat, that's called dinner on the go... the mountain lion just isn't hungry right now.