Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!
@@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)
@@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!
@KindHrt77i fucking love yt replies imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying: OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱 WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱
That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us. Look it up, it's really interesting.
Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area. The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.
@@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D
In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON. Seriously, they get paid a lot
Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date
Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!
Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?
The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.
Can someone please explain to me how that works? I dont mean to be a dumb ass, but I thought Jupiter was a gas giant? So my question is how the hell did the comet explode? Wouldn't it just fly into the gas, and just break apart from the pressure? I don't understand how there was an explosion if its just a ball of gas with no land to explode on
3rd Reich Ball just like the comet in russia, it was boiled away in the atmosphere and the heat and speed of the comet evaporating made it explode and jupiter is a gas giant imagine how fast it would evaporate in that atmosphere yeah
@@3rdreichball525 Things heat up when they enter the atmosphere, gases trapped within the comet expand from this heat, but surrounded by material holding it together, eventually something has to give and kaboom... kind of like any explosion, and why you sometimes see meteors in our atmosphere explode in the sky. That said Jupiter most likely has some solid parts, probably a core about as large as Earth that's rocky/solid, I mean all the asteroids that have collided with it over 4.5 billion years just didn't dissolve.
@@fantasticparrot602 um I don't think there is a field in surgery called "spine surgery", I think he might be a neurosurgeon or an orthopaedic surgeon if he operates on spines
@CreamnCoffee2 did not know that, thank you for the information. But trust me living in Abu Dhabi isn’t like seeing millionaires on the daily, at least not for me.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record TH-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and
Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Random fact: Some fruit flies are genetically resistant to getting drunk - but only if they have an inactive version of a gene scientists have named "happyhour". -SciFacts
I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).
They said “birthday” four times. There’s also four candles on the cake. Let’s just say they had a little visit from the demon they just summoned shortly after
_"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_
*Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc
soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now
soldiermaanSZN did you do it
I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward
1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings
Chromartie highschool english dub
multa tuli what
@Pnz 1
Or if it was a cultist's birthday.
ikr i was cringing 0_o
"Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...."
Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.
First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.
Same tho lol
Maybe the Joker could say that
I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.
I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.
Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!
@@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!
@@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)
Hurr durr earth flat space fake
Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.
@@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!
Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god
birthday god! hail on us!!
Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned
B I R T H D A Y
H
Hearted
"What do you do for a living?"
"I ask other people what they do for a living."
Lmfao
Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.
Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_
Mortementis or just say TH-cam ? Lol
Lol
The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday
His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*
_BIRTHDAY_
*BIRTHDAY*
*birthday*
woohoo
1:41
*B I R T H D A Y*
*B I R T H D A Y*
*B I R T H D A Y*
*B I R T H D A Y*
*B I R T H D A Y*
*W O O H O O !!*
Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.
Is unreal how lucky we are.
Zeus holds up the Aegis.
Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_
That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.
Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)
That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.
Interesting
Shit
2.1K
*yeah the floor here tastes like floor*
Best use of a church ever, including it being used to kiss the ass of an imaginary friend.
Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.
@KindHrt77i fucking
love yt replies
imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying:
OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱
WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱
KindHrt77 this post made me giggle
HAHAH
Lol
The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out
The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind
❤
Lmao it would
Yea
Talking about me
Yeah no body didint like that one
Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.
his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!
“What do you do to get this car.”
“Lock picking.”
interesting .
@@alorrrviaa4368 y
"Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)
@Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where...
You're not nosaj, are you?
I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.
I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.
He the biggest planet after all
That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us.
Look it up, it's really interesting.
Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.
It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate
I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁
“What do you do for a living?”
“Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”
He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄
Congratulations, you have been chosen
Congrats for the heart
Underrated, more likes for u
YOUR*
Say it like you mean it.
i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow
Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.
@@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!
It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast
Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area.
The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.
@@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D
Jupiter when the comet hit:
" That almost tickles "
I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.
XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ
@I Hate People and I Hate God ???
“ Tis but a scratch “
Jupiter: that fat kid
Asteroid: feather
The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.
lol
Lol..
Lol
lol?
Lol?
“What do you do to get this car”
“By being MrBeast’s friend”
@@itachi-wb6ki 19 seconds ago
Edited. I always tap the wrong letter when on mobile
WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THIS CAT
CAR
Stfu
Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team
"what did u do for a living?"
"spine surgery"
(actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)
More like the guy with the Tesla
@I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer
lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes
I Hate People and I Hate God
No?
Bruh
birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."
birthday
Birthday
birthday
Birthday
birthday
Has expensive car.
“What do you do for a living”?
I’m a garbage man......
Bus drivers drive expensive cars
In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON.
Seriously, they get paid a lot
@@befer I heard that it stinks though
@@gosucab944 baadum tshh
Being a son to a billionaire.
I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding
I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!
You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that
he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!
Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦
Underrated comment!
@@TheOmniforreal *recently posted funny comment exists*
Replies: _underrated_
100th like
Too much underrated
How did you make it italic???
Larg comet: hits Jupiter
Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*
_"That Tickled..."_
“i think theres a mosquito on me.”
Read my name
Damn I saw 52 but not 118
All that for a drop of blood
Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult
Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know
Lol
Lol
_it is one._
Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date
The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.
Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping
@@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.
Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable
Me: what, no it doesn't
Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this
"this is great, but I like this"
Read my name
This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way
Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.
𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀
"How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.
And it sucks too.
tsopmocful literally
But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?
But the pee/poo would still float in the air..
@@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case
Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!
The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible
Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*
@@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth
Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.
Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ?
He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it?
Oh, God I'm getting old.
"this car yours?"
"yea"
"what do you do for a living?"
*"steal"*
I’m g
"What do you do for a living?"
"Got a good scratch off once or twice."
"Oh, ok."
i don’t understand
@@szlendak1368 he wins lottery
Lemonpledge10 goodness this isn’t a college writing class
@Lemonpledge10 if people don’t wanna believe in god thy don’t have to, please keep your beliefs to youself
@@daeyangshi Lemonpledge is a bible bot
The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual
This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name )
Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)
Lol
At least demonic rituals are catchy...
Dude: ''What do you do for a living?''
Car driver: ''I steal cars''
Bot
Nah, he's just your average Apex clickbait arrow guy
@@thatnentendogamer3611 Thats not nice Mario
@@gunsparce why? Love you mate
@@anythinganeverythingclips congrats on almost 2k!
Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice...
"What do you do for a living?"
"Im a spine surgeon"
Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.
Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?
The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.
The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.
I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible
"real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"
i relocate people's spines so yes, it is close
3 bed spine for sale
He takes their spines, makes them into houses, then sells them
So who is the winner ,is it rapper?
"this house has good bones... thanks to me :^)"
"This is my cat Garfield. He likes lasagna and he can also see into your soul."
Randomcommentgod
what’s so amazing is that I know a couple with a cat named, garfield 😅
@I Hate People and I Hate God wtf
Thanks I hate you cat.
have your'e ever head of r/imsorryjon
I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up:
birthdayyyyy
BIRTHDAYYY
B I R T H D A Y
It's sounds so ominous😳
Join the birthday cult
It was so dead
*B I R T H DAY!*
Birthday
2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own
The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety
congrats on 40 likes
u got a bot copying your comment
U are Virgin 😅
OBJ wants to know her location
@@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.
"What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."
I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao
@I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living
These comments did NOT age well.
Aged well
"about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter"
2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*
IT IS
HEY HEY HEY... Don't GIVE 2020 ANY MORE IDEAS...
@@umarmust6049 hahaha
I thought everybody knew about Shoemaker-Levy 9
Oh please just end it already,
Send that comet to earth too 😂
that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever
See someone with their expensive car : "I'm about to ask this man whole career"
Reported
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b biggest fucking cap
Lmao
soldiermaanSZN *LoL betಠ_ಠ*
READ MY NAME
If a comet hit me
Me: ded
If a comet hit Jupiter
Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*
More like a spider
Nah it was just Lizzo
Sacrilegious Boi lmao
Underrated comment
gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?
"Real estate"
"Close, spine surgeon"
In what world...
USA baby USA!
The spine is free realestate.
Maybe he’s saying he’s always on someone’s nerves :)
It's free real estate
I'm confused someone explain
I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊
Imagine one time the guy asks someone: “what do you do for a living?”
And the other dude just goes: “I steal”
Thanks you to whoever removed that other comment
"Car thief" *drives away quickly.*
way worse if they went "I kill"
If I saw him irl I would say 'oh uuhhhh I make TH-cam videos'
Mom "why don't you go to ur neighbor's birthday party"
*the birthday party *
Most awkward birthday I've ever seen
Underrated
👁👄👁
Underrated af
that chicken strip squirting gave me discomfort levels I didn’t know existed.
It made me so uncomfortable my face scrunched up as if I had sucked on a billion lemons.
It was me peeing.
Lol. I've eaten those things and they are delicious. It's garlic butter inside
Otherwise known as a Chicken Kiev - delicious
Byleh Myneh IT DID-
1:47
That smile of him is so forced
Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!
Me at 5am:
“I should get some sleep”
My recommendations an hour later:
1:37
o-o
For me it's 3:30am dude
they sound like some army of zombies
@@sk1llum why?...
Cause u need sleep boi
"Birthday....BIIRthday...BIIIRTHDAY....YAAAYY!!!"
Satan:
*I just have to say that I'm a huge fan*
He just wants to join along
i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_
IKR that was gross
I hope flying poop doesn't come out
@God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name
@God is an asshole bruh OK and
@God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you
2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!
Oh that’s pretty cool
"I am gonna go to the bathroom"
"Well That sucks"
@@TheSlizz s h u t
Ha ha
@@TheSlizz *p l e a s e*
Shut 🐤👌
@@TheSlizz buy one ur self
People at your party: birthday..... birthday..... birthday...... birthday
Birthday boy: *anxiety levels through the roof* god please help 😅
I feel absolutely bad for this birthday boy, he had to deal through this level of cringe too, lmao
Mr Multiverse he probably liked it
@God is an asshole no.
@God is an asshole lmao what
rxmikka 28 people is racist into god
*_A large comet slam into Jupiter_*
2020: Write that down!
Can someone please explain to me how that works? I dont mean to be a dumb ass, but I thought Jupiter was a gas giant? So my question is how the hell did the comet explode? Wouldn't it just fly into the gas, and just break apart from the pressure? I don't understand how there was an explosion if its just a ball of gas with no land to explode on
@@3rdreichball525 I believe the atmosphere is just made of gas.
@@3rdreichball525 it's probably because it's dense
3rd Reich Ball just like the comet in russia, it was boiled away in the atmosphere and the heat and speed of the comet evaporating made it explode
and jupiter is a gas giant
imagine how fast it would evaporate in that atmosphere
yeah
@@3rdreichball525 Things heat up when they enter the atmosphere, gases trapped within the comet expand from this heat, but surrounded by material holding it together, eventually something has to give and kaboom... kind of like any explosion, and why you sometimes see meteors in our atmosphere explode in the sky. That said Jupiter most likely has some solid parts, probably a core about as large as Earth that's rocky/solid, I mean all the asteroids that have collided with it over 4.5 billion years just didn't dissolve.
That cat looks like it has seen everything
Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands
Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch
Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-
Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁
@@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design
And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES
Comet hits jupiter 26 years ago
2020: *Write that down write that down*
There is supposed to be a meteorite passing between the moon and the earth in November. I heard it's about the size of a SUV.
Lol
The entire world:”it’s the size of an suv? Nah let’s make that 28358 times bigger and frame it and then say we’re okay”
Shut up shut up shut up😥
plz no
"What do you do for a living?"
_pause_ "Tax and finance."
*Sure. That's what we're calling it.*
Well he's a bad liar, but doing alright in white collar crime, for 33 years.
I dont get it....
Yes please explain ,seems serious
.
^
Tactical dot incase of answer
@@JeffStreams
Money laundering
Fraud
Embezzlement
Smuggling
Illegal trading
Black market
Drug lord
Need I go on?
0:59
Guy: what do you do for living?
Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*
"I'm a rapper"
=
Dad's money confirmed
Rich ass background
@I Hate People and I Hate God what?
@I Hate People and I Hate God r/eyeblech
@Mac Cheezy oh boy
@I Hate People and I Hate God you stupid
Everyone else: “What do you do for a living?”
me: WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!
Not a "seat" if you cant sit on it
Nine Seven but you know probably some little pieces of shit have touch that thing 😑🤢
@@ucidpmpm600 the some little piece touched you too, it was inside you longer
@@ucidpmpm600 well true
It was probably a model one and not really usable.
"real estate?"
"close. spine surgeon"
*im a bit worried for his patients*
he may have meant close in the amount of money though
@CreamnCoffee2 but do spine surgeons make a lot more than that?
@@fantasticparrot602 um I don't think there is a field in surgery called "spine surgery", I think he might be a neurosurgeon or an orthopaedic surgeon if he operates on spines
@CreamnCoffee2 did not know that, thank you for the information. But trust me living in Abu Dhabi isn’t like seeing millionaires on the daily, at least not for me.
@I Hate People and I Hate God no
SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.
The church in The Borderlands would disagree.
No personal space haha
@@macklinillustration that is fair
Church probably has more demons than anywhere else
That birthday song is very emotional, I'm crying right now.
A sound to be reckoned with
crying and shaking
The best of choirs
So sad (┳Д┳)
*Smiles Uncomfortably*
“What do you do for a living?”
“So I’m not supposed to be saying this, but remember that bank robbery a few weeks back?”
Henry, is that you!?
𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀
oh uh😳
@@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 ok.
@@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 That used to be funny and clever before, but now it's just boring cause it's been done hundreds of times already
*"hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet"* literally anything could happen after that line.
This comment deserves more likes 👍
The thumbnail happens
𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀
2:05 alot of people watching this video are overlooking how insane that explosion was.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm dead inside"
"⊙﹏⊙"
Lemonpledge10 i cant tell if your a bot but this is taking religion too far
༺Supernovส༻ lol
CIA, NOW COME WITH ME
@Lemonpledge10 "REPENT AND OBEY" no thanks chief
Lemonpledge10 okay now go away and never comment again
Me complaining about the school toilet
Astronauts: That’s cute
n
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record TH-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and
Lol
@@InternetWeb no
AxxL wtf
The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant
Yeah wth
I was fine with it 🤷🏼♂️
eSpresso yoooo it’s actually you?
Ikr
@@rice2481 7 seconds ago 😳
You just became a commercial for that phone stabilizer. I'm literally going to Amazon right now to look it up
Daily dose a month ago : this cat has really small eyes
Daily dose now : cat with big eyes
That's some ugly cat😳
@@magnumpi8097 tf? I dunno why its funny when people put that emoji
Next month daily dose: hey guys look a cat with no eyes
@@benmoreno5882 that is creepy
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 It wasn't meant to be funny.
How Astronauts Use The Bathroom: *Has giant tube in thumbnail*
Me: *Visible distress*
The classic "Thank God I wasn't the only one"
*vacuume noises*
i know, i was like “wait a minute, hold on”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was like ‘hold up’
*“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*
That was fucking creepy 😂😂
*"WHOOOOOO!!"*
@@PrinceaIIy I call this led big ball
oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D
It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol
3:07 "That's how astronauts pee in space"
*”About 26 years ago a comet slammed into Jupiter”*
Earth: **Sweats profusely**
Don’t worry. Earth is a much smaller target
Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2020 be like write that down write that down
Claim here before this comment gets 1000 likes
Not earth, the people living in it.
Astronauts: there is a fan that acts as grav-
Me: suction cup, Poo Poo tube
*fleshlight for astronauts
I was expecting her to make a demonstration
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b link?
soldiermaanSZN evidence please that she said that.
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no
"What did you do at work today honey?"
"I slapped the ground with a bag of chips attached to a stick."
bag of air*
@@pepsiman4071 I guess you're not wrong lol
soldiermaanSZN dude what bot do you use I see you everywhere
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b hae a life mate. Dinna gaun greetin fir things whet naebdie'll eer gie ye. Be cannie an dinnie be sich a gye glakit gowk.
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b congrats. U got me
3:04
Human:Let me squish you
Food:*Farts*
Also food:Oops
Random fact:
Some fruit flies are genetically resistant to getting drunk - but only if they have an inactive version of a gene scientists have named "happyhour".
-SciFacts
read my name
@@SpeedyBoss we don't care
@@SpeedyBoss no
1000 SUBSCRIBERS IN 1 WEEK CHALLENGE! Be quiet beggar
But fruit don’t have brains, how do they get drunk?
Edit: I can’t read.
Nobody:
Me, Attempting to join the Birthday Cult: *_"BirTHdaY........ biRThDAy........ BirthDAy..... BIRTHDAY!1!!"_*
Lol
Sounds so depressing
How is this even funny?
@I Hate People and I Hate God ???
I Hate People and I Hate God as an Asian...it’s not. I mean America ignores Asians but BLM is not the problem lol
Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?
Corona isn't in space yet
@@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is
@@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs
Because they were probably cleaned??
@@e.e.y.1803 yes
The birthday one sounds like a ritual
I want a birthday song like that.
*Just my family chanting "Birthday" while making it sound like they're trying to sacrifice me.*
Sacrifice to the birthday god
Me too
@@anythinganeverythingclips are you a bot?
They took the song “Take Me to Church” to a whole other level
'-'
What do u mean?
Lol
@@BlackStar-jo2pu what
Cubed27 i think they mean 2:20
DDOI: doesn’t end with a cute animal clip
Me: *wait that’s illegal*
Yes
I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).
They said “birthday” four times. There’s also four candles on the cake. Let’s just say they had a little visit from the demon they just summoned shortly after
Mista really do be hating that 4
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b spamming is gay
His name was Greg
Too bad it wasn’t seven. Remember, seven is the number.
MIIIIIIIISSSSTAAAAAA
Everyone: That birthday was like a cult.
Me: *Imagining how embarassed that guy was*
I enjoyed it
Now imagine them saying 'Happy'
@@eSpresso72 Birthday
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b lol
soldiermaanSZN I hope you lose all your subscribers and never get a PC
What do you do for a living? "Watching TH-cam videos"
Ok then
Thanks you just described my whole life
You are Everywhere...
Help me !
you are everywhere
I became a failure for a living
"What do you do for a living?"
"I body slam bags of chips."
“About 26 years ago, a comet slammed into Jupiter”
the year’s not over yet, bois
Imao
It happened in 1990 something
Me who's seen jojo part 2:(softly) don't
Dont
Absolute mad lad WAIT I JUST REALIZED
Imagine how many people in Sunday’s knock on the churches door wanting to come to worship but it’s just a family chillin inside
And how is this funny ?
Good one lol
Blayden Appollis it’s funny for those with a sense of humor level over 0
@@reymysterio7322 You just made my sense of humor sad :c
@@blaydenappollis9406 , He never said it was funny.
Corona exists:
People on earth: Coughing intensifies
People living in space: Laughs in astronaut
Also people in space realizing all the food is on earth: *Oh shi-*
so funny. I am laughing. 10/10 joke. Extreme funny. haha. funny I laugh. Am Laughing haha. Haha..
@@jorge9199 i agree hahahahaha funmy hahahaha lol
@@jorge9199 LMAO IKR??!