Skyrim: Help Wanted
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2017
- The Dovahkiin is hiring a new follower!
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THANKS TO OUR PATREON SUPPORTERS!
Kenneth Livingston
Lonely Ninja
Gregory Lindeman
John Ayers
Brian Valentine
Alexander McFall
Brad Boettcher
Ethan Gullery
Austin Mowat
Gummi Kr.
Lord Fury
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Eric Korbage
Calvin Joseph Buckley
Peter Dubrowski
Hayden Thompson - ตลก
"Say, if a giant was chasing us, do you think you could outrun me?"
"Ummm no, I don't think so."
"Excellent."
That part made me chuckle too.
Bulk up in as much plate as you can possibly still get to a jog in and you will still turn to see your athletic light leather clad friend struggling to keep up.
I had never thought about that idea before.
I need to find slower followers now
Oh I get it now
Hahahahah
Skyrim: The game where you start out not knowing why your character is a convicted felon, and then _learning_
Ross James he was at the wrong place at the wrong time, we dont know why he/she was there or what the goals where but still... wrong place wrong time
killed a chicken, obviously.
I think you confusing skyrim with oblivion.
how?
+TheSteve285
No, he isn't, that's the beginning of every Elder Scrolls game, you're a prisoner but you don't know why.
2:48 "What do we do first?"
"There is this lovely place
called Shrine of Boethiah."
"Now hiring: short term positions available as sheath for daedric artifact known as Ebony Blade."
"So if I hand you something to hold, are you going to be super snarky about it?"
"I doubt it. I'm a pretty nice guy to be around."
**hands him a sword**
"I am *sworn* to carry your burdens."
😂😂😂😂 he so did not get the job
Genuinely the reason I got rid of Lydia
"PSHHH! I don't read things!"
Too real lmao
Pretty much how I play Skyrim, I skip through quest text and just go where the quest marker points me and kill everything there. Very few quest are not solvable this way.
Not to mention the books. Only a few short notes and journals are actually worth to read, other times I just get the skill point or spell and just close it instantly.
*****
Lusty Argonian Maid doesn't count
***** Yes Karl very bad, you should be ashamed of yourself and sit in a corner :D
(quickly hides copy of "Lusty argonian maid") "Lusty argonian maid" ? Who would read such a thing (nervous laugh)
You forgot the most important part...
THEY CANNOT JUMP! AARGGHH!
They can teleport though.
_ VernerL _ ah, the joys of going through doors and knowing that your trusty partner is going to be there.
Or not. In that case, they're dead. Or angry that you left them waiting for more than 3 days. Or just waiting.
Lemon Ice Cream But I've seen them jump.....
yannick martens really? How?
Lemon Ice Cream Ledges. Going up ledges. Maybe it's a glitch or just the version I used, but I've seen it. Not very often, though.
I have the ability to sense when my friends are crouching and instantly mimic them, however, I cannot sense any environmental dangers including but not limited to, holes, traps, cliffs, and Giants. I also cannot sense when I am being an obstacle or inconveniencing those around me
You appear to be sitting in a firetrap, are you sure you don't wanna move?
@@insaincaldo no it's fine, its warm here.
@@admiralyifan9326 Okay, well I appreciate the restoration skill exp, but I'm not going to waste a magicka potion. Just thought you would like to move before you take a knee.
@@insaincaldo oh well dont worry I'm SURE I'll be fine, not like some tanks will come around and kill me
@@admiralyifan9326 But but, you are not essential.
The only two questions I would ask:
"will you blindly run off into the wilderness and disappear for a solid in-game day?"
and
"are you plot critical?"
@@shalkonon013 I actually made a companion mod for Morrowind where this could happen. If your mercenary's disposition dropped too low, he might disappear while you sleep, along with everything he was carrying. There was also a chance that you would wake up _too early_ and catch him in the act of running away, or trying to murder you in your sleep.
(merely disappearing meant he _successfully_ bailed without waking you up)
@@leyrua do you think you could make a mod like that for Skyrim?
@@leyrua that's pretty nice, i mean it would be cool to see him/her in a far site from where he/she left you like 15 irl hours later but that's nice
@@ranfonaforanafo1601 you arrive in a bar and hes just awkwardly shuffling around in the corner
@@australiananarchist480 *_a disturbance in the force_*
"We won't do a Skyrim video cuz of no snow in Texas." *Temperature in Texas drops to 32 degrees* "Let's do a Skyrim video!"
they are americans. They count in specific way only they use. It's farheineit degrees. Not normal-universal-Celsius degrees.
as reference 32 degrees Fahrenheit is equal to zero degrees Celsius
32 degrees in Fahrenheit is 0 in Celsius
Actually it got below 20. No snow but plenty of ice
Ultilist ow the edge
"comically fancy giant crabs" nice, that is the best mod
I dunno, the one that adds the Wilhelm Scream to the list of possible death cries is pretty great too.
wooooah, wait you can go wilhelm?
brb
Mr_Girr
Some links for you, since you seem interested.
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/17136/; steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179242172.
crabs? We should ban them!
Lemon Ice Cream
Just as soon as you give us whales. We demand whales! We demand whales!
That crouching joke got me.
i expected him to be sacrificed or killed for the ebony blade so he could power it up ^^
My money was on a offering to boethia :D
Donutseed GameVids I
Why even interview him then? Just hide behind a tree and the moment he shows up to apply for the job, he's got a katana in his back.
NO! You pwer up the ebony balde by finding the golden claw, giving it to the guy, killing him and his sister, and then ressurecting and killing them until you can't gain any more power. You are now OP.
@@thejester-foolofhearts5852 That's not betrayal, just murder.
Still fun, but not near as profitable.
“Great, you are hired.” “Let’s stop by Boethiah statue to pay respect.”
"Comically fancy giant crabs *if the mood strikes me* "
I laughed so hard at the simple reference of mods and I wasnt expecting to
That positive message and then immediate death. That's what life is all about.
So that's what he's looking for.
Followers gain essential status, so the new guy is just a bit bruised.
Canine Lupus no they don’t
@@Softpaw1996 right, thanks. I didn't know the proper terminology. The new guy is still only in the critical state. He'll get better.
@@caninelupus8369 wow what happened? never been thanked on youtube before... usually if you "help" someone you get an insult right back.
dude you rock. have some internet points! +++
This channel will never cease to amaze me with its comedic timing and effect
Darkchapy2 it's such genius writing and Comedy
"Pshh I don't read things"
Everyone who has played skyrim will get the joke
jottXD I actually read all the notes and letters. Few of the books too.
jottXD elders scrolls fanboys like me catalogue, collect and read ever piece of literature in game. its pretty good; would recommend.
DaJalster28 There are only two books in skyrim you ever need to read. One involves how to polish your spear and the other is how to properly get bread to rise
Am I the only one who meticulously picks up every book and reads it?
i do that too... pretty sure 600 of my hours is that alone....
I do that with most books. There are some books that are really long, so I save em for another time in my book shelves and such, like especially if I'm in a really intense thieves guild quest or something.
Fakjbf im collecting all the books of skyrim... so that i could read then all, in preferance, in their repesctive order, so i understand what they are saying
Fakjbf I pick up every book I find to read them at a later time, then forget I have them and start a new game
Did you create a library in your house and develop your own version of the dewey decimal system to organize all the books you collected? I might know someone who did that.
He should have opened the resume, then it displays "inquiry increased to 29", then he would have thrown it away immediately.
Thoze were some really good interview questions
saw Door Monster...Saw Skyrim...I knew it was going to be good.
Lydia's looking good
Accurate depiction, if I say so myself.
Serana too
Ethan makes for a perfect dragonborn.
I just realized there's a guy flying through the air at the start, and then that guy at the end. Great continuity.
What, no questions about whether or not he knows how to use a door properly? The Dragonborn is going to regret not asking about that.
Me: what are your qualifications?
Her: I’m attractive, offer unique dialogue, and the mods you have highlight both those qualities.
Me: amazing.
How can you hire him without checking if he blocks doorways or not?
That's what the personal space question was for, always being too damn close is why they block the doorways!
That's why he asked him if he was ok when been pushed several hundred yards by an unseen invisible force.
Are those helmet used as shoulder pads? If so, nice work on the prop!
I love how he's just a military recruiter
Sure there are Dangers, Zombies, Dragons... COMICALLY FANCY GIANT CRABS if the mood strikes me.
Most accurate description of Skyrim ever!!
There are few joys in this world greater than bringing the Havok physics engine to its knees.
Yes I have spent many a hours breaking the world and making it my metaphorical slave
It is ironic that the one who preached about the glory of the doors in the FTL skit plays the one who denies you access through them.
"Pffft, no I don't read things."
So accurate.
Man I love skyrim I am maxed out in pick pocketing, I have stolen over 900 iron arrows and two thousand gold, I also joined the companions and have wuuthard, which I think does 54ish damage
Ah, scrub. Ive collected all artifacts in the game, and finished all the questlines. Im maxed out in most perk trees, and ive got loads of septims. I can make potions worth 2000 gold, and most of all:
I really need a life.
+Iacrarius 77 *Claps Slowly*
I have weapons with enchanrmants and armor with enchantments (the best armor and weapons by the way) that killing dragons is pretty easy and I'm maxed out in all skills except one handed and light armor
I finished the game 100%, 3 times.
Everyone put the tape measures down and let's get back to our non-existent lives, okay? Scrubs can stop showing their noobish-ness and the completionists can go back to 100%-ing, whatever game they happen to be overdosing on at the moment.
It's unfortunate the Empire has to tolerate this guy, but anyone that can walk into Windhelm and murder Ulfric Stormcloak and not bat an eye is allowed to do some sadistic things to his minions.
Do you mean windhelm?
Do /you/ mean Windhelm?
that momment when your correcting someone wrong
Zachary Morris *you're
Anyone who regularly plays patty-cake w dragons can do pretty much whatever they want...
"How much can you carry? Never mind, i'll just throw it on the floor and ask you to pick it up, how does that sound?"
Lost it at the fancy mudcrab reference.
*points at Deadra bow of instant death* "That is great...."
*draws wooden bow* "but I prefer this"
Jack Black and Topher Grace are great in this.
I first watched this video before I’d ever played Skyrim and found it funny.
...now I’m rewatching it since playing the game and I’m getting all the references.
We feel as though you would have an issue with us. While we have a near infinite carrying capacity, we also require more energy than the apparent time period would allow.
It's not that hard to go into another, I've theorized many of the great empires we see today started because someone in the current period went back in time.
Well, the Dragonborn is only allowed to have one companion, unless you as a whole count as one.
"I'm also immortal unless YOU attack me"
"excuse me are you Jack Black?"
"why yes, are you Michael Cera?"
Ooh! Cyclical narrative and helmet shoulder pads! I'm sold!
Question 1: are you essential?
Npc: am I... What?
so much build up XD I was expecting him to just give him his entire inventory XD
love the pace of this vid
I love this channel and all your work. Keep up the good work guys (and gals!)
Amazing
SILENCE VERIFIED
I've seen this loads of times and this was the first time I noticed the shout at the very start. Well played.
I kinda expected him to pull out Boetiah's Prowing and say that they'll begin with doing a quest for some weird shady dude.
“I don’t read things”
Literally 12 seconds later:
*Looks at clipboard*
Really impressed with you guys!!!! I recently found you and I've liked basically everything I've seen so far! Thumbs up!
Thanks so much! We're glad you found us :D
A year and a half later... HELMET PAULDRONS!!!!
I love the alternate version of Living Forever! Props to JP for making that
You should do a vid about RimWorld. A game where one of you characters can go on a killing spree caused by a psychotic break caused by the death of a love one, cause by a medic not attending the organ transplant surgery because he was obsessing about TWO dirt piles messing the whole place up... who can blame him? Two dirt piles are an awful thing to have laying on the floor. Blood, who cares? but dirt, DIRT?
dirt has killed thousands of colonists, wipe your feet, for the good of humanity!
Hey, that dirt could have been the last straw on a mental breakdown, it's happened before.
you forgot the most important part about being a companion, following the dragonborn into some catacombs or the middle of nowhere and then getting your soul put into a cool sword
Good idea making sure he can run fast, but not faster than you. You always need bait if something is chasing you.
You'd think that the mountain of corpses would become a bit too high to become unnoticeable.
Nice helmet pauldrons. Great video as always, I'm glad to see the channel growing.
"I will attack anything that touches me, no matter how dangerous or insignificant" god this channel never stops being amazing
I love that a hoodie is a part of Skyrim follower gear. But really, awesome video as usual
I have been waoting for this video and it did not disappoint.
This helped me practice for my interview today. Very informational.
"How good are you at standing in doorframes that are my only escape from immediate death?"
Really great acting !!
"I don't read things"
Yep. This is Door Monster. This is the Door Monster I remember and appreciate.
Apparently there was one more sketch I hadn't seen. Now I've seen em all.
The endcard song is soooooo beautiful
Those sideburns are godlike, honestly you should be extremely proud of them if for some reason you aren't already.
that outro music is absolutely beautiful and i love it. any full length versions?
...and buying real estate" that's so true for skyrim lol
I like when he said "I abbitily to sense when his friends are crouching and can copy them" it made me chuckle
Great video. The facial expressions by Kyle were fantastic. I get the impression that's just Ethan and no acting is required.
Riverwood looks amazing :0
Sound was also well done :)
What would be great is one about the "torch" guy. Whomever is lighting all those torches in crypts and what have you.
Man, this kinda makes me wanna play Skyrim again! Great video as always, guys! :D
Thanks!
"I don't read things" Epic.
I hope they make a series out of this
Then he takes him to " *_THE POLE_* ".
First video of yours that I have ever seen...
Subscribed!
Thanks, and welcome! Hope you enjoy the others!
Skyrim looking less snowy then I remember
"What if...a loud invisible force threw you against some rocks...", hahaha! You could have added: "What if we where standing on top of a cliff..." instead and it would have been perfect. Great video guys, you're amazing! Big Thanks from Germany!
Great vid as usual!
Elder Scrolls: You start as a prisoner.
Players: Welp, I'm a convicted felon. No use worrying about breaking the law. *draws sword* Nice day for pillaging.
I love Skyrim. I like how you can be whatever and whoever you want and that you aren’t forced to do the main quest. I became an Archmage before I had gotten a shout. The game just has so much stuff to fit into whoever is playing the game whether you’re a mage, archer, or a fighter. I also accidentally joined the guild of thieves and I don’t regret it because I get free lockpicks.
U my friend deserve a lot more subs,keep up with great work .
Love it! Love everything you do!
Thanks!
Love the fancy mudcrab mod reference.
I so did not expect that last part lmao
This was hilarious 10/10
A “loud invisible force” :)
give big speach about the unkown
10 seconds later
FOOS ROW DA!!
just bought skyrim and im already hooked.
I love this channel.
it must have been the wind...
Proof that the dragon born is actually just Sheogorath in disguise.
Great stuff
lol, you capture Skyrim perfectly!!
First time i see a side burnout!
Dude is so confident and has such a nice voice
So much to see, so much to do.