Meeting Zhongli's Pet Dragon (Genshin Impact)

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  • @bwaap
    @bwaap  3 ปีที่แล้ว +20645

    if zhongli can't say anything due to his loyalty to contracts, i wonder if venti would stay silent too...

    • @blackviking0004
      @blackviking0004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3355

      just bribe him with wine ehe

    • @suckmeloser9971
      @suckmeloser9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      E

    • @Sanguiris
      @Sanguiris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

      Just give him a couple of bottles of wine

    • @aspen7335
      @aspen7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Probably...not

    • @therizzled
      @therizzled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Mcgenshin

  • @darmansbar7900
    @darmansbar7900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5522

    Aether:"So about 500 years ago...."
    Zhongli: "Nice weather today rigth?"

    • @prof3377
      @prof3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      I was literally “Stop trolling me, Geo daddy!”

    • @Jr-shiungHu
      @Jr-shiungHu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Boi, Geo daddy sign a NDA

    • @kykloneuma
      @kykloneuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Geo daddy use weather deck

    • @LooneyClipse
      @LooneyClipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      this is seriously 2nd time he has avoided the topic with *"contracts"*

    • @Justin-ui5ti
      @Justin-ui5ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Actually for the end of the quest about Khaenri'ah. I have a theory regarding what truly happened. I already wrote this on a couple other threads. It's a long one so bear with it.
      THEORY:
      The twins came to Teyvat while traveling between worlds. One twin woke up first and the other was still asleep.
      Later that twin witnessed the war between Khaenri’ah and Celestia. The war occurred long after the Archon war ended.
      It’s possible that the twin was assisting Khaenri’ah and fighting against the gods of Teyvat. But the twin failed and woke the other twin up and told that they had to leave Teyvat.
      I think that the Unknown God or the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles was from Celestia and was sent to capture that specific twin for their role in assisting Khaenri’ah.
      The Unknown God said “The arrogation of man ends here.” Khaenri’ah was seen as the pride of human kind.
      The reason why Khaenri’ah was destroyed was not because of mere jealousy from the gods. It was because of a Khaenri’an by the name of Gold. He was an alchemist who pushed the limits and created horrifying abominations and it began to corrupt other creatures. One of these creatures was Durin which was the dragon that Venti and Dvalin fought against.
      The Knights of Favonius responded by sending an expedition to Khaenri'ah to slay the monsters.
      These monsters spewed across the 7 nations and began to cause horrifying damage and even the death of the Dendro Archon which weakened the power of Dendro and which prompted Celestia to annihilate Khaenri’ah.
      Dainslief warned the Traveler not to antagonize the gods and not to usurp their power. He also stated that he wouldn’t make the same mistakes as his fore-bearers.
      The survivors of Khaenri’ah became the creatures of the Abyss and they declared the captured twin their ruler while the other twin was once again put to sleep for 500 years.
      But there is another possible reason for why Khaenri’ah warred against Celestia which is much more disturbing. Remember how the Harbinger Scaramouche from the Meteor event said that the sky is fake or he mentioned the “false sky”?
      Maybe Khaenri’ah found out what that actually meant and they decided to wage war against Celestia. Celestia not only destroyed them for their attempt of usurping their power but to perhaps bury the secret of the “false sky”.
      Another thing is what happened in Dragonspine. There were ruins of an ancient civilization. These ruins came long before the destruction of Khaenri'ah. But there was a thing that Khanri'ah and this civilization had in common: They were both very advanced and both civilizations were destroyed...by Celestia. That nail that is on the top of Dragonspine was from Celestia. They dropped it on them for some reason. There is a mural room in Dragonspine that depicts this.
      Then something even more disturbing are the codes from the ruin gaurds in Dragonspine. When decoded it says : *FOR THE NATION WE CANT FORGO THIS SKYBORNE POWER BUT WE FAILED*
      The ruin guards are speaking of the destruction of Khaenri'ah but their placement in Dragonspine alludes that the Dragonspine civilization also met a similiar fate to Khaenri'ah.
      I think that Celestia is fearful of something.
      The power that the Khaenri’an alchemist, Gold, discovered is described as an “otherworldly power”. This power attracts the Abyssal power which is the opposite to Celestial energy. It is corruptive, destructive and dangerous.
      But one thing is clear: There is a *very* strong connection to Honkai Impact.
      If my theory is correct about this connection....then Celestia has every right to be terrified. Because it is better for an entire nation to be destroyed than to potentially release _THEM_ . The real *MONSTERS* and the *TRUE ENEMY OF GODS AND HUMANITY*
      The Abyssal power is just another name for them in Teyvat….they go by another name………
      *THE HONKAI*

  • @pastelpuppiez
    @pastelpuppiez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5113

    ''When has Paimon ever come up with a bad idea?''
    Me: *remembers when she wanted to shoot us up to the jade chamber in a ballista*

    • @adellianm2096
      @adellianm2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      that sounds painfully correct >.

    • @shadowkhan422
      @shadowkhan422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      She actually improving though . She remembered she can fly (only took her 6 month xD)

    • @NeIIy
      @NeIIy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Glad I wasn't the only one that instantly thought of that

    • @aeghohloechu5022
      @aeghohloechu5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      she just learned that technique from doom slayer

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally my exact thoughts

  • @maliafrl1359
    @maliafrl1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8675

    Traveler: Get yo frickin dog bro.
    Zhongli: It don't bite
    Traveler: BRO IT DONT BITE IT CHOMPS.

  • @uttie4795
    @uttie4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3273

    What if when we always see Zhongli listening to stories about himself is actually to prevent him to forget about past events that happened millenia ago so that his memories wasn't eroded completely? Damn I'm heading to my room and cry, bye all.

    • @shiverwind
      @shiverwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      :'(

    • @izzaireredacted3018
      @izzaireredacted3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      OH NO-

    • @nadunlochana2956
      @nadunlochana2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      As an immortal god (he’s still the god of contracts, warrior god and God of Geo, he’s just not the Geo archon anymore) he has perfect memory. He says this in the quest and as a part of his readable story you unlock by leveling him up. By Erosion he means things like having to seal away his close friend and never forgetting any bad memories. If I were to guess why he listens to stories about his past I think it’s because he misses his friends.. everyone he knew has died, been sealed by him or even killed by him due to contracts

    • @TurtlesTM
      @TurtlesTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      CRIES IMMENSELY

    • @uttie4795
      @uttie4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@nadunlochana2956 dudee 😭 It makes the act (him listening to past stories) even sadder than what I thought. Nice one bro 👍

  • @th3stainedrose
    @th3stainedrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6120

    Bwaap: What if he's a dragon?
    Kun Jun: *intense sweating*

  • @Moshi_Mochi
    @Moshi_Mochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4295

    Zhongli: A dragon betrayed me.
    Venti: First time?
    Traveler: Great another dragon to spend my resin on, instead of artifacts.

    • @chocolatteforest3474
      @chocolatteforest3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      true

    • @coffeecoffee2096
      @coffeecoffee2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LOL

    • @blipster0074
      @blipster0074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      At least you get artifact fodder

    • @altnfo4408
      @altnfo4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I am trying to get gladiator set tho so no prob for me

    • @senritheoriginal7305
      @senritheoriginal7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me with random artifacts and haven't change it since it reaches lvl 20

  • @TarrDan
    @TarrDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3125

    Traveler: Does it bite?
    Zhongli: no it doesn't
    It:

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      does

    • @ganggi1349
      @ganggi1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      certainly not bite, it literally would shatter your skull and blow up ur eardrum while saying how much he hate Rex.

    • @ratio2624
      @ratio2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It: Bites off tree

    • @renze8893
      @renze8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It stomps

    • @vierre3691
      @vierre3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      it angry

  • @bambangbudiprayetno2701
    @bambangbudiprayetno2701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    Zhongli: "You're leaving?"
    Me, realized that Azdaha probably was a long friend to remember "the Osmanthus wine" with Zhongli long time ago: **Sad noises

    • @Litfam904
      @Litfam904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      And venti gave him the wine lol

    • @mollypaws
      @mollypaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Ah yes, feeding your pet dragon wine. Zhongli the responsible pet owner.

    • @tecno5695
      @tecno5695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He dronk da wine with da huge mouth

    • @Tu-Li-Oh
      @Tu-Li-Oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tecno5695 bullfrong wine chug mukbang

    • @annjessjose5571
      @annjessjose5571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Four types of people ^^^^

  • @calipupcorn3886
    @calipupcorn3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    If you notice both forms of Azhdaha wear glasses. Jiu and Kun Jun. Symbolizing how Azhdaha was blind then granted sight.

    • @randomwebcrawler1812
      @randomwebcrawler1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      That's... Actually such a big brain moment. Nice catch!

    • @eyekandi
      @eyekandi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      wrinkley brain

    • @aspillust
      @aspillust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      pruney brain

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      nice *eyes* you got there

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      whoa... that's some 20/20 vision right there

  • @chrysanthemum24
    @chrysanthemum24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6477

    Alright let's not lie
    *We all thought uncle dai was talking about zhongli at first until they just decided to completely nae nae us*

  • @hazmatt6751
    @hazmatt6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    Traveller: Hey Zhongli, did you destroy an entire human civilisation 500 years ago?
    Zhongli: “I can neither confirm nor deny that information”

    • @stxrk70
      @stxrk70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      Watch Venti swerve us too when we ask him lol like what he did with Vennessa.

    • @deathworld5253
      @deathworld5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@stxrk70 well, she behaved completely like that when we asked him about Celestia. He said that something like "Vanessa got a place in Celestia" but nothing more. So, Celestia, ehem, imposes certain restrictions on Archons (and not only them), it seems. (Perhaps, Celestia also seals the "fate" of all the Vision-bearers)

    • @potatobean6064
      @potatobean6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Based on how Zhongli reacted though, I think there's more to it than that. Khaenri'ah developed whole weapons of war and the ability to cast magic on it's own, and those weapons had their sights set on Celestia. Not to mention Dainsleif seems to know all too well what happens to those who wage war against the gods. My guess? Khaenri'ah tried and likely succeeded in killing several gods, and they responded in kind by eradicating the threat to their existence. I can't blame them for that.

    • @stxrk70
      @stxrk70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@potatobean6064 You got a point there. To begin with, Dainsleif didn't refer to the cataclysm as an 'attack', or a 'massacre' or anything that would imply that it was one-sided in favor of the gods. He called it a war. He said not to trust gods too much, yet don't try to overthrow them either, lest the 'failings of his forebears' be repeated. It implies they did try?
      And as for having killed gods. We got one, at least. The original Dendro archon, the God of Woods was confirmed to have been killed during the cataclysm 500 years ago, hence the new, current Dendro archon, the God of Wisdom is the youngest at 500 years old.
      TLDR In my opinion, as to what happened 500 years ago, the gods aren't completely innocent. But neither is Khaenriah.

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@potatobean6064 big brain time

  • @bbyong3
    @bbyong3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    that tiny samachurl dude just dancing and living his life in the background at 23:43 is how I strive to be

    • @Oscarus4250
      @Oscarus4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Geovishap in the next scene also seemed to be chillin'

    • @SoggyMuffin007
      @SoggyMuffin007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Samachurls are my favorite ngl

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Samachurls are oddly cute sometimes

    • @shinazugawasarehot
      @shinazugawasarehot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT OMG-

    • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
      @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me when I have to kill hilichurls and samachurls: 😭
      Me when I have to kill abyss mages: 😂

  • @hyakujeong
    @hyakujeong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5369

    Traveler: Hey zhongli did you murder an entire civilization 500 years ago?
    Zhongli: PERHAPS

    • @thehamoodiandoctor5792
      @thehamoodiandoctor5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I mean, if they turned into abyss mages, technically, they're not dead.

    • @hyakujeong
      @hyakujeong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      @@thehamoodiandoctor5792 theyre dead inside

    • @saddany3254
      @saddany3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      i'm sure it's not going to be black & white.

    • @thehamoodiandoctor5792
      @thehamoodiandoctor5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hyakujeong 🥲

    • @wrang1erc0la
      @wrang1erc0la 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Zhongli: I SUPPOSE..... murder is a strong word

  • @lemon3863
    @lemon3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    "Liyue's walls have ears." Now we find out that they can also have memories and personalities, so they're technically alive. Scary.

    • @aaeve5676
      @aaeve5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He said ores and I don't think Liyue's walls are made out of cor lapis but yeah, scary thought.

    • @IceeFish
      @IceeFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      The jade palace was a giant CCTV as well as a microphone soaring above Liyue if you think about it

    • @sakura-wz9te
      @sakura-wz9te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is a Chinese four-character idiom“隔墙有耳(ge qiang you er)”

    • @WafuuSen
      @WafuuSen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      /aot flashbacks/

    • @traveler5516
      @traveler5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hmm but I don't think theirs someone with the same power as Kun Jun. I hope someone teach us that technique. Like it can be a good addition with the elemental sight. I hope it became a feature. Like we can use ores if we're finding treasure hoarders or a chase is happening.

  • @skiesareblue3401
    @skiesareblue3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4377

    Breaking news, Zhongli’s dead dog resurrected by some edgy kid standing in front of tree

    • @manuelsantos6289
      @manuelsantos6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      Breakin the Breaking new: The edgy kid is the dead dog

    • @lihitTheDragon
      @lihitTheDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Breaking the breaking breaking news: the dog was never dead.

    • @worlds_end_girl
      @worlds_end_girl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      POV: you’re in the nurses office because you were fighting someone’s pet dragon in jail during history class

    • @joshbrosh6626
      @joshbrosh6626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Breaking news the breaking news of the dead dog of breaking news that's it wasn't dead to begin with

    • @saintpriestly
      @saintpriestly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Breaking news : the dog is actually a toad - a fat one too and it never died

  • @M0ri_06
    @M0ri_06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    Both story Quest ended on such a depressing note and with us leaving zhongli sad and alone

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      He is kind of a tragic character.

    • @HousekiMitai
      @HousekiMitai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Yeah, Venti too. Archons sure have a tragic backstory

    • @j.e5998
      @j.e5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I think will see that all the archon stories will be tragedy and sad

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@HousekiMitai Just wait, we're gonna go from lowkey hating baal to seeing her in a tragic light too, especially since her entire nation seems to be made of suffering.

    • @lelouchvibritannia1662
      @lelouchvibritannia1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@UBvtuber welp now that baal teaser is out... Yeah she's also tragic

  • @beileisoup
    @beileisoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    bwaap: **sees pretty scenes**
    *w a l l p a p e r s*

    • @solitude9875
      @solitude9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Me after the first story quest for Zhongli: *S C R E E N S H O T*

    • @kogatenebralux1128
      @kogatenebralux1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@solitude9875 *S A M E*

    • @nikolaiBBL
      @nikolaiBBL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@solitude9875 *Y* *U* *P*

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@solitude9875 *D O N T W E A L L*

    • @Lovekaylapls11
      @Lovekaylapls11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAMEEEEI SCREENSHOT EVERYTHING

  • @high-levelsimp2379
    @high-levelsimp2379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    The way Zhongli is speaking makes me feel like Celestia merely used them as chess pieces, along with how reluctant Venti is when it comes to talking about it in the manga.

    • @missing2414
      @missing2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Is this entire game just Celestia playing chess then?

    • @cummrinyt3853
      @cummrinyt3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666 likes

    • @wongoscar9075
      @wongoscar9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If Celestia is one of the players, then who is another player?

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Queena Yang This is under the presumption that the Unknown God isn't the one running Celestia. If anything I think it's Celestia vs Abyss vs the Traveler.

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wongoscar9075 teth from no game no life perhaps?

  • @sugawaramisaki
    @sugawaramisaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    azdaha: *growls aggressively and stomps the ground*
    me: (spams zhongli shield and stares at it) awh

    • @maisiespizza8436
      @maisiespizza8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      LMAO THATS WHAT I DID

    • @rojiii69420
      @rojiii69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Me who got my ult spam build. Every 10 seconds a meatball drops from the sky and of course the shield makes you basically immortal

    • @PickledJar28
      @PickledJar28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      YOU GUYS HAVE ZHONGLI?!

    • @rojiii69420
      @rojiii69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@PickledJar28 c1 babyyyy

    • @senritheoriginal7305
      @senritheoriginal7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't have Zhongli yet

  • @bubblygamer3522
    @bubblygamer3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4330

    Not gonna lie when finished this quest I literally stood there for like 30mins with Zhongli because I didn’t want to leave him alone 😭😭😭

  • @glaucus2505
    @glaucus2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9316

    Plot twist-He didn't sign the contract with lumine or celestia he signed it with mihoyo to not leak future story content.

    • @Rain-hd8ev
      @Rain-hd8ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

      Imagine if the final boss is mihoyo’s incarnation

    • @paulagodebrito
      @paulagodebrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      zhongli is NOT a leaker haahhahahaha

    • @ilke1018
      @ilke1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      LMAO

    • @yourworstentertainment983
      @yourworstentertainment983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@Rain-hd8ev unusual hilichurl is final boss confirmed

    • @prometheus1815
      @prometheus1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The actual true god of the universe

  • @seiezo
    @seiezo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4741

    "What is there not to feel bad about in this game?"
    stealing childe's money

    • @vividlyvivi_
      @vividlyvivi_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Reckless Pallad

    • @venus_5937
      @venus_5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Royce

    • @Kat-zz7gf
      @Kat-zz7gf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Albert

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      The dude who called Ganyu ‘useless’

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@avocado3-in-182 xin cheng

  • @rodrigues7347
    @rodrigues7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    Everyone : does it bite ?
    Zhongli : no silly
    Azdaha : *I crave violence*

    • @ofmaliceandmizery
      @ofmaliceandmizery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      father I crave violence

    • @chunchunma4ru
      @chunchunma4ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      2x Father i crave violence

    • @ahvanyarao
      @ahvanyarao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      3x father I crave violence

    • @rainierrr07
      @rainierrr07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      4x father i crave violence

    • @aether7074
      @aether7074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cHaIN brEaK

  • @poffydaisy5134
    @poffydaisy5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3367

    MC: ZHONGLI DID YOU DESTROY A WHOLE HUMAN CIVILIZATION 500 YEARS AGO WITH OTHER GODS!??
    Zhongli: Uhm this covid stuff is pretty serious haha

    • @Lovekaylapls11
      @Lovekaylapls11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      AHSHSHSH

    • @PapaNierForReplicant
      @PapaNierForReplicant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Wait, isn't Liyue based on Chi-
      EDIT: Oh god, what have I do-

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@PapaNierForReplicant shi-

    • @yonddriv3213
      @yonddriv3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@PapaNierForReplicant wh-

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@PapaNierForReplicant Oh ma-

  • @sk-gi1kl
    @sk-gi1kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    I wonder how azdaha feels when the traveler who's literally smaller than his feet beats him

    • @p4rfait_g1rl
      @p4rfait_g1rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Honestly, I would feel like bird sh*t

    • @_zaymoon
      @_zaymoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      i would literally retire

    • @thoooma7129
      @thoooma7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      same with childe lmao

    • @Alan-hj8ch
      @Alan-hj8ch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @•sunrise•- Childe too lol he got clapped

    • @sk-gi1kl
      @sk-gi1kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @•sunrise• LMAO

  • @Brieftaube.
    @Brieftaube. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    Seeing Zhongli again was so nice

    • @sk-gi1kl
      @sk-gi1kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      As a zhongli main I agree even though I see him everyday

    • @annaluna3848
      @annaluna3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      IKR

    • @tjat69
      @tjat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      absolutely hated it when he avoided the question at the end though, but the cutscene neutralized all grudges so it’s all good

    • @Brieftaube.
      @Brieftaube. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @tjat yeah same, I was like yeah, finally some answers but no, of course not

    • @h313n1
      @h313n1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sk-gi1kl me too 😂

  • @Athrunwong
    @Athrunwong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Now I understand why Venti drinks his night away. Immortality is a curse and blessing.
    Sealing your friends away and taking sides are difficult choices to make...

    • @weirdshit211
      @weirdshit211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Dude lost his friend as a wisp and is currently using that friends human body
      Thats reason enough already. Mans depressed for who knows how long

    • @ynrikotowers4374
      @ynrikotowers4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      With immortality comes the sadness of watching other grow weak, old then die.
      But hey when the story ends something may start. Thats why I like immortality. So someone can prove that you existed, even if it is only in their memories

    • @nathan8750
      @nathan8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      especially when you need to do it over...and over...and over again. really makes one appreciate how he's so cheerful all the time. I hope he gives us more information about what happened than what Zhongli gave, but my guess is he'll just say that he was just a wisp at the time and not the anemo archon yet...

  • @wtvluc
    @wtvluc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3227

    The fact that paimon loves zhongli but not venti😂

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      EHE TE NANDAYO
      she gave venti tone deaf bard nickname, she only gives nicknames to people she doenst like
      she calls zhongli zhongli, she even simps him at the start of this quest
      yep 100% correct

    • @frontline324
      @frontline324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Paimon like a fan of zhongli ,and admire him so much

    • @_tsuki_
      @_tsuki_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      She doesn't love zhongli, she just loves the mora

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@_tsuki_ she still likes him despite the fact he's now a broke parasite to society witohut his gnosis, so your point being?

    • @xLeenix
      @xLeenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      to be fair...who ever said he like venti? zhongli doesnt like him. ei doesnt like him. diluc doesnt like him. paimon doesnt like him. signora hates him. tsaritsa seem to hate him too. well yea....xD

  • @marianadonatelli6033
    @marianadonatelli6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4598

    I like how everyone just accepted that azdaha is zhongli pet

    • @jasminerose1383
      @jasminerose1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      I kinda want a small azdaha now like endora

    • @ayayayay4859
      @ayayayay4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      @@jasminerose1383 So they'll walk beside us? Pls that's too cute-

    • @croissant-kun4025
      @croissant-kun4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's not Zhongli's pet dragon?

    • @trafalgard.waterlaw7490
      @trafalgard.waterlaw7490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@croissant-kun4025 he is

    • @apei281
      @apei281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I hate when people say he is Zhongli's pet because he is clearly Zhongli's respected and trusted friend and ally.

  • @aidan8465
    @aidan8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6618

    Everybody gansta until Zhongli and Venti starts a pokemon battle.

  • @spuids
    @spuids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    Kun Jun's voice actor did such a phenomenal job I'm blown away. It's like he's literal some lost dude who doesn't really understand what he's supposed to do or who he's supposed to be. So rare to see in a fantasy game! (Not saying other Genshin voice actors aren't good though!)

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      His voice was so soothing, it really made me see him as an alright fellow even when we were sussing him out after he gave us the gemstone. I even liked his other voice of the dragon, it wasn't too intense like the tantrum child

    • @spuids
      @spuids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@sundalosketch4769 literally. absolutely phenomenal work from the voice actor

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was two separate voice actors who voiced him, the one post-posession (who kinda sounds like Batman) also voiced the demon version of Azhdaha. The one per-possession is voiced by Adin Rudd.

    • @spuids
      @spuids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@UBvtuber I just meant the voice actor that played Kun Jun dude

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spuids And like I said, there was literally two voice actors who played him in this quest. Yes, I understand you mean the non-possessed version, but that can easily cause confusion.

  • @tomatoegg1147
    @tomatoegg1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3027

    34:41 Why does Zhongli look graceful even while being sucked into the cave. Meanwhile, Aether clumsily struggles to cling to the ground lol

    • @f4llenleaves
      @f4llenleaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      Well he IS (or was) the Geo Archon. Naturally he should be as immovable as a rock

    • @jkflrts
      @jkflrts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      NAH FR HE DOESNT HAVE 1 IMPERFECTION

    • @Wolf-bb1ex
      @Wolf-bb1ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@jkflrts Damn you right

    • @Wolf-bb1ex
      @Wolf-bb1ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@f4llenleaves He's no longer an archon but he's still the Lord of Geo,God of Contracts and even called the Prime Adeptus so he's still the God of Geo since that's what he was before he became a Geo Archon

    • @leslie5764
      @leslie5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      he is a man ot style 😌💅

  • @kurlkweeenie
    @kurlkweeenie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Zhongli saying "you're leaving?"...God he sounded so broken up about it

    • @NamiRaikura
      @NamiRaikura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      YES. I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LOL! I just wanted to give Zhongli a hug man! I literally paused it at that moment because I felt bad for him!

    • @Mercuryflan
      @Mercuryflan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait which part was this mentioned? O.O
      Edit: oh I found it✨

    • @crafteariee
      @crafteariee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      In the Chinese dub, right after Azhdaha says "Old friend, god of contracts, I hereby honor our agreement", Zhongli sounds like he holds himself back from crying (he shakily inhales and sighs) 😭

    • @Zakidao000
      @Zakidao000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AGREED

    • @花花公子-y5i
      @花花公子-y5i 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @51:55

  • @greenmatius
    @greenmatius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    "Empathy is mankind's proudest achievement" - for some reason, that strikes a note with me

    • @freeeeeeeez
      @freeeeeeeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      same. probs cuz its one of the things i value the most in peeps lol.

    • @kyunanimating
      @kyunanimating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same lmao. for me it is hard to achieve

    • @Prio024
      @Prio024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ay Lmao XD what u doin er?

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which means no empathy before humanity was invented
      *Looks at 500 year old genocide*

    • @gracez398
      @gracez398 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      where's that sentence? it seems like i missed it

  • @danecraze903
    @danecraze903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "You're leaving?"
    I somehow felt sadness in Zhongli's voice :(

  • @iluvitwhntheyrun4314
    @iluvitwhntheyrun4314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Venti: I have a dragon.
    Zhongli: I have one big rocky boi.

    • @shreksgorgeousnuts
      @shreksgorgeousnuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I’m starting to think all the archons have at least one giant pet with them I bet the electro archon’s gonna have a big owl or smt

    • @rednave4489
      @rednave4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Zhongli: Im a Dragon too and had a pet dragon so you lose! You drunk bard!

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shreksgorgeousnuts Nah, I think she will have a pet wolf with electro power call Raijin.

    • @no-pv3dn
      @no-pv3dn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the hydro god has the oceonid

    • @lapisx8565
      @lapisx8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@no-pv3dn oceanid left Fontaine(hydro archon territory) but perhaps there’s another one over there

  • @megha3498
    @megha3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2808

    So did anyone else wanted to give Zhongli a hug after his quest? Cause I sure did! He basically raised Azdaha whereas Zhongli was the first thing that Azdaha had seen with his newly gifted sight! Watching him say goodbye to Zhongli made me feel so sorry for him
    (Ah apologise I may have mistaken a certain point there thank you for correcting me!)

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      I can’t BELIEVE there wasn’t an option to give him a hug

    • @hxenjwel
      @hxenjwel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Yeah! I feel sad for him. Wants to give him a hug

    • @lepanbuns6302
      @lepanbuns6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      i stayed for an hour with him when he just staring at the stone after the quest :’(

    • @xiaolv1836
      @xiaolv1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      He doesn't create Azdaha, Azdaha is a nature born. Zhongli only give sight to him and promise him to make Azdaha get to surface

    • @udavol5
      @udavol5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not until he have a contract to not tell aether about khaenriah

  • @pressftopayfrog1050
    @pressftopayfrog1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    y'all are laughing abt how venti will deny us information now. but watch as mihoyo makes him completely traumatized from celestia and its actions and makes us all cry for making fun of him

    • @herelieslyss
      @herelieslyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What

    • @sofianagy5299
      @sofianagy5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      STOP NOO PLEASE

    • @grassybirb4152
      @grassybirb4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i will ugly cry at you

    • @kogatenebralux1128
      @kogatenebralux1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the official site's Web novel ? With Venessa ?

    • @disjunction66
      @disjunction66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It would be the perfect reason why he drinks so much

  • @user-jk9ku6nc5n
    @user-jk9ku6nc5n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    51:57 his expression and tone of voice actually break my heart i legit cried

  • @ArtanBlacknight
    @ArtanBlacknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7617

    Zhongli: Wait I can explain.
    Jean: How come you have 2 story quests I only have 1!
    Keqing: A story quest? I only appear in the main quest!
    Beidou: You guys met the traveler?

    • @kulijawa9239
      @kulijawa9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      @Nikithaa Subburaj lol yeah. i never meet an NPC talk about her either.

    • @zoaldyeck6650
      @zoaldyeck6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LoL

    • @luid9512
      @luid9512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@kulijawa9239 kun, a millelith NPC by the harbour mentions Xinyan. He's a big fan of hers

    • @weirdoddfaces
      @weirdoddfaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@luid9512 who

    • @weirdoddfaces
      @weirdoddfaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Nikithaa Subburaj who

  • @chartreuseversus
    @chartreuseversus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    traveller: MAN GET YO DOG
    zhongli: oh he dont bite
    azhdaha: *phase 2 battle music*
    traveller, screaming and running: YEAH HE FKN DO

    • @yannam5339
      @yannam5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated comment

    • @no-ih1gc
      @no-ih1gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yannam5339 not really, i have seen similar comment like this from gauncyxf with 5k likes.. nice try though alt account

    • @yannam5339
      @yannam5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@no-ih1gc ok

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's always funny

    • @kellyjohana516
      @kellyjohana516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Replace music in phase 2 with "THE ENRAGED EARTH WILL NOT ABSOLVE YOU" and we're in the same terms.

  • @presentloaf1218
    @presentloaf1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    “Tell us about the khaenr’iah war”
    “Lol no”
    *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

    • @mocha2976
      @mocha2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OH HEY

    • @mocha2976
      @mocha2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      FROGGY VENTI SUPREMACY

    • @pancakenc9553
      @pancakenc9553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frog venti? .....hmmm what kind of frog edible? I could use soy sauce

  • @hoecheng3633
    @hoecheng3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "You're leaving?"
    HE JUST WANT TO SPEND A LIL MOAR TIME WITH HIS OLD FRIEND WHY YOU DONT LET HIM MIHOYO 😭😭

  • @Psychotart0
    @Psychotart0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    Never ask a woman her age
    Never ask a man his salary
    And,
    Never ask Zhongli about Khaenri'ah

    • @apersonthatyoumightnotreme187
      @apersonthatyoumightnotreme187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very funni 😐

    • @talentlessfox
      @talentlessfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@apersonthatyoumightnotreme187 it actually is, made me smile

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good one

    • @yuneashera6291
      @yuneashera6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Never ask scaramouche about when he will do the fandago

    • @galaxier3543
      @galaxier3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ba da ba ba ba LMAOO

  • @sight3435
    @sight3435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Zhongli is like a history teacher
    *”MR ZHONGLI DID YOU GRADE MY PAPER YET?!”*

    • @Moda-pf8wt
      @Moda-pf8wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I had to ask my history teacher about getting a certain document for TWO WEEKS before he printed it. Relatable as hell.

    • @sight3435
      @sight3435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Moda-pf8wt everyone gangsta till the history teacher just drank osmanthus wine instead of grading the papers. that’s probably what happened with u lol

    • @MelaninSweetie
      @MelaninSweetie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr. Zhongli You need me for after school to talk about getting my grades up?
      *inserts heavy breathing*

    • @cool_things_collection
      @cool_things_collection 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are actually some real history talks given by zhongli: th-cam.com/video/2QsOU-MV7nw/w-d-xo.html

  • @sellawinadi3878
    @sellawinadi3878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7613

    when you realise that he talks so much and listens to stories about himself to slow down his “erosion” instead of for leisure TT

    • @jwashere3667
      @jwashere3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      i am now mega sad

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

      NOOOOO Why would you open my eyes to this fact? Now i'm even more depressed i wanna hug him

    • @hilfe4442
      @hilfe4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Time to cry🤠🔪

    • @Niaobietters97
      @Niaobietters97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      WHY DID I GO TO THE COMMENT SECTION OMG

    • @willowisp415
      @willowisp415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      so essentially zhongli has dementia

  • @Stef_mouz
    @Stef_mouz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Idk how zhongli remembers everything that has happened over thousands of years ago... amd I forget what I did 2 minutes ago 🤡

    • @thu10ha10
      @thu10ha10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Noob i forgot what i did 2 seconds ago

    • @iamaperson7545
      @iamaperson7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I forgot what im doing while doing it

    • @Stef_mouz
      @Stef_mouz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @ZenFlowers yeah all the time and then when you go back to your room you remember what it was but then you are too lazy to go back and do what you needed

    • @matcha6375
      @matcha6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      according to the lore he has an impressive memory

    • @nikhilprince2904
      @nikhilprince2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

  • @taniaroman5857
    @taniaroman5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "Your men were following a child"
    *Let that sit for a minute*

  • @Mari-vo7qs
    @Mari-vo7qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Man when uncle dai said “who would kidnap minors” I choked on my food 14:53

    • @calipupcorn3886
      @calipupcorn3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      A minor kidnaps a bunch of miners. Well dang.

    • @miyuki2206
      @miyuki2206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      someone who wants a cupcake

    • @aaeve5676
      @aaeve5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@calipupcorn3886 Oh how the turntables

    • @tejisalas
      @tejisalas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@miyuki2206 oh u mean EnterDatPrison445?

    • @quickredf0x143
      @quickredf0x143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm glad someone else noticed the word play in at least this out of the recent quests.

  • @prof3377
    @prof3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Zhongli was fascinating from the beginning, but he got a lot of depth over his last story missions.
    An aeons old being with perfect memory of everything he has ever seen or done.
    He lives in the awareness, that everything in the present, everyone he knows, shortly will be gone and only remain as part of his ocean of memories.
    That makes him an unfathomable lonely person.

    • @jwashere3667
      @jwashere3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      all the more reason why i want to give him a cuddle :')

    • @NevaRthelesser
      @NevaRthelesser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All the more reason for you to pull for him so he doesn't get lonely.

    • @prof3377
      @prof3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NevaRthelesser Got him to C2 on his re-run banner. And I'm very happy about it ^^

    • @barrybabygirlbenson
      @barrybabygirlbenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      don‘t make me sad :,((( /hj
      but in all seriousness, that kinda makes him my favourite character

    • @Wolf-bb1ex
      @Wolf-bb1ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barrybabygirlbenson Literally why he became my favorite character, I feel bad about the suffering he endures and is bigger than any archon has witnessed because he's the oldest among them :")

  • @xydis.06.03
    @xydis.06.03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    Honestly, after learning so much about Zhongli, I'm now wondering what Hu Tao's reaction would be if she ever found out that one of her subordinates is the God of Liyue.

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      not only that, but she’s friends with xiao... wonder how she would feel about the lord of geo, morax himself, who had infinite amounts of patience with xiao, can barely deal with her on a daily basis 💀

    • @childhood9643
      @childhood9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@sylvie_on Judging from her voiceline about Zhongli I listened in the wiki, she seems somewhat aware about him, but doesn't seem to care who he actually is.

    • @xeacarons
      @xeacarons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@childhood9643 she trusts zhongli alot

    • @speedstriker
      @speedstriker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      What's she wouldn't do is to give him a raise.

    • @raisin8328
      @raisin8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@speedstriker poor morax has no mora

  • @mitsu9579
    @mitsu9579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    If you let a person’s HP in your team drop to 1 during the fight with Azhdaha, Kun Jun will heal your whole team and there will be a small dialogue between him and Zhongli, pretty cool

    • @unrelated69420
      @unrelated69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      gosh I want to see that

    • @teresia2846
      @teresia2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Weird, I didn't die and still got that dialogue

    • @cuimonica7910
      @cuimonica7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yes but only when you have zhongli in your team

    • @teresia2846
      @teresia2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cuimonica7910 Isn't he the trial character there?

    • @cuimonica7910
      @cuimonica7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@teresia2846 ahhhh I just realized that, sorry my mistake

  • @manuelhuang4490
    @manuelhuang4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    the fact that uncle dai is voiced by ProZD is even funnier

    • @2amers518
      @2amers518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I JUST REALISED THAT

    • @bricksstudsandmore8394
      @bricksstudsandmore8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Not to mention his role as Krosl in the teapot quest. Really setting his mark on this game 😂

    • @sofielalice8317
      @sofielalice8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @JinuakiMS
      @JinuakiMS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Don't forget Bravo, he also voices him in that story, lol

    • @Xaneix-K
      @Xaneix-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Same voice as Tomoko-chan?
      What a legend

  • @scubadivingsquirrel556
    @scubadivingsquirrel556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Mihoyo: Noooo you can't just call our new and powerful boss cute like that!
    Everyone: Haha chonky toad go *BRRR*

    • @Cele5te
      @Cele5te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chonky toad?that's a weird name for a boss

    • @scubadivingsquirrel556
      @scubadivingsquirrel556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Cele5te it does look like one tho

    • @cocoroach_ok
      @cocoroach_ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Chonky bipolar dirty toad

    • @blipster0074
      @blipster0074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Big chonky dementia chungus

    • @galixalilac6472
      @galixalilac6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wtf are these names tho XD

  • @miradaewhitespell2790
    @miradaewhitespell2790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    This story quest mentions 'time' a lot; how it erodes, and is ever-flowing. I wonder if this relates to the missing God of Time. In Monstadt, the wind spreads the seeds while Time makes them grow.
    Just a thought.

    • @eryn.hi.
      @eryn.hi. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats a nice theory. ive never played genshin, so i cant correct u

    • @speedstriker
      @speedstriker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah, I caught that too. It gave me the feeling that Zhongli's feelings toward Venti might be more ambivalent than he let on. They really do have the opposite, opposing natures despite their mutual respect for each other as comrades and old friends.

    • @Minminisanidiot
      @Minminisanidiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      honestly i get you on this. i also saw and agreed with another comment that said that the reason zhongli literally wanders around the entirety of teyvat and listens to his stories and takes that much interest in people talking and discussing rex lapis is because he wants to "slow down", his demise is inevitable, he knows he's done his job and served his people, but he doesn't want to separate, like he cant bring himself to let go of his existence you know? my theory is that he's so attached to the idea of existence that he doesn't want to let go of anything. that's what he came back as a literal mortal, took part in the smallest of side quests, all so he could stay a little longer. he also talks about time as currency, not in mora sense, so maybe a weird theory is also that whenever he says he's short on mora- maybe he's meaning he's short in time? like he's about to go inevitably?

    • @hu3405
      @hu3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Theory that paimon is god of time

    • @idktbh1006
      @idktbh1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reminds me that the first character in Zhongli's name ("钟") means "clock" or "time" (based on my friend who translate it as an example)

  • @rans0mware
    @rans0mware 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Is it just me, or do missions for Zhongli always have some deep, sad ending. Last time, it was about time and how all thing will once disappear. This time, it's about forgetting oneself and the ones we love, losing them, and losing the race with time.

    • @paulagodebrito
      @paulagodebrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      venti too, the archons just have sad pasts (tm) T-T

    • @rans0mware
      @rans0mware 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paulagodebrito I know! Venti's ending was so sad! :(

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I feel all Archons are just examples of why us as humans shouldn't go looking for "eternal life" as Baizhu is trying to with Qiqi. Nothing worth while comes from living forever. Even if we do live forever, everything else around us will still change according to time's demands and we'd all end up becoming nothing more than just witnesses from the sidelines. Forcing us to learn to part with our possessive ways of wanting to preserve everything.
      It's saddening but bittersweet in a way. Hate that this game is making me think such thoughts but i did enjoy the experience still.

    • @rans0mware
      @rans0mware 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sundalosketch4769 I know, that's why I don't understand people that say I wanna be immortal. Like, they don't seem to understand that sure they won't die, btu they won't die. They will see people they will care about disappear again, and again, and again, things they loved being destroyed over and over. Being just a bystanders as they watch time take veery single thing from them until they are left with nothing. Archons really are a prime example, like Venti, losing his friend and taking his form to keep his memory around, or Zhongli watching his friend forget who he was.

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rans0mware And soon, a trillion years later Zhongli himself will start feeling the effects and become like his friend if he isn't careful. And we'll have another more obvious story regarding this still with Baal, the god of Eternity i believe? She's going to get a life lesson that'll teach her she can't have everything forever.

  • @judesliggoo
    @judesliggoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Zhongli really said *"Sorry bro no spoilers"*

    • @isee9940
      @isee9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But geo daddy spoil bout inazuma last time, jesus daddy

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@isee9940
      That's different. Because if he spill the beans that NDA will go cease and desist for Liyue and even if he is the poster boy of Mihoyo he will die.

    • @isee9940
      @isee9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dadian803 yea i got it ma frend, i just like to make fun with bwaap viewers. And you look like already got geo daddy, please tell him to come my home :)

  • @polypalettes
    @polypalettes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    “What is there not to feel bad about in this game”
    Reckless Pallad

    • @weirdoddfaces
      @weirdoddfaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Seems abt right

    • @xiaoti9897
      @xiaoti9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And Royce

    • @Boadiuw
      @Boadiuw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And Albert

    • @SoulDuckling126
      @SoulDuckling126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That fucking NPC from Ganyu quest

    • @atlaslynx
      @atlaslynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Timmie's birds

  • @chiefsam5749
    @chiefsam5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    the only thing not to feel bad about in this game is killing Timmie's birds

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Venti's story quest: hey wanna see peoples imaginary friends? this one is timmie's BE AFRAID

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One day he'll get a vision and hunt your ass down for the thousands of birds you massacred.

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@portalmanHUN well it most certainly isnt zhongli or venti giving him a vision for sure, they're also bullying him that narrows it down to 4 visions because elector arcohn aint giving anymore either one of which is dendro and i can see that as a support element only (debuffing enemies, even a certain shield hero would be better off with his shield) and that leaves hydro pyro and cryo
      we still have no idea what kind of gods they are, aside form cryo only presumptions based on leading the fatui

    • @donniesquid4935
      @donniesquid4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if
      we accidentally messed with a another archon
      it’s a stupid thought but WHAT IF

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donniesquid4935 Maybe not one of the seven archons but a god from celestia

  • @simmery7515
    @simmery7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    The Traveler when confronting Zhongli: 🎤
    Zhongli : Y'all hear smthing? 👂 🚫

  • @bytezen6834
    @bytezen6834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Wait so if zhongli was the one who carved the "design" of azhdaha's physical form he's technically the reason why azhdaha looks like a big jumpy toad

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      there’s a reason why venti calls him a bumbling buffoon after all

    • @imeldamadriaga7008
      @imeldamadriaga7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Zhongli failed his art class XD

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Maybe frogs are his favorite animal

    • @youseemyhopewasallbygone7455
      @youseemyhopewasallbygone7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Oh not really, azhdaha already chonky form it just zhongli the one who give the eyes

    • @imeldamadriaga7008
      @imeldamadriaga7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@youseemyhopewasallbygone7455 Zhongli just imagined how azhdaha looks like he is the one created azhdaha body (azhdaha is just a small ball from bedrock wanting ti have eyes and see sun)

  • @lauragramont3065
    @lauragramont3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    "She REALLY wants to prove to everyone that Zhongli is the best" I mean, don't we all ? 👀

    • @Kat-zz7gf
      @Kat-zz7gf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      well no but actualy yes.

    • @no-ih1gc
      @no-ih1gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      huh so the dragon is actually a female? i see

    • @napstaperd8824
      @napstaperd8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no

    • @Wolf-bb1ex
      @Wolf-bb1ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@no-ih1gc The OP was talking about paimon not Azdaha lmao and Azdaha is a dude doesn't the voice and the way he talks with Zhongli gives it away lmao

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no need to. he IS the best lool

  • @harlow8979
    @harlow8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Guys, zhongli was about to do his epic character demo montage and we interuppted him because we needed him to fight over a _ROCK_
    *I feel so rude im sorry king*

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      now I kinda wanna see an edit of the character demo but Traveler interrupts to ask for his help with Paimon

  • @NotR1ki
    @NotR1ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    The way Zhongli just sighed when traveller said the word 'khaenri'ah' 💀💀

    • @Allthingsasian
      @Allthingsasian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Yep he’s definitely involved but something tells me that Celestia kind of forced his hand. The dendro archon was replaced 500 years ago which was the same time when Khaenri’ah was destroyed, maybe they disagreed with Celestia and was replaced? 🤔
      Also most Archons aren’t fond of Celestia including Venti but they dare not challenge her.

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@Allthingsasian
      Even the hydro archon. Like in the story teaser, she judges gods etc but dare not make enemy of the divine so I still trust the Archons.
      (If you ask me, I support the destruction of Khaenri'ah. On a player's perspective getting slapped by Ruin Guards? Yeah! I would order the destruction of that nation.)

    • @ozzboom9907
      @ozzboom9907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@dadian803 we don’t even know the entire story of Khaenri’ah, dainslief seems very biased towards it and we can’t just trust ones word.. so we don’t know if it was a justified destruction, but I support it too

    • @Justin-ui5ti
      @Justin-ui5ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Actually for the end of the quest about Khaenri'ah. I have a theory regarding what truly happened. It's a long one so bear with it.
      THEORY:
      The twins came to Teyvat while traveling between worlds. One twin woke up first and the other was still asleep.
      Later that twin witnessed the war between Khaenri’ah and Celestia. The war occurred long after the Archon war ended.
      It’s possible that the twin was assisting Khaenri’ah and fighting against the gods of Teyvat. But the twin failed and woke the other twin up and told that they had to leave Teyvat.
      I think that the Unknown God or the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles was from Celestia and was sent to capture that specific twin for their role in assisting Khaenri’ah.
      The Unknown God said “The arrogation of man ends here.” Khaenri’ah was seen as the pride of human kind. It’s possible that Celestia had a justified reason for destroying Khaenri’ah.
      Perhaps Khaenri’ah was trying to defy the gods of Teyvat and tried to usurp them so that they could rule over Teyvat.
      The Ruin Guards/Field Tillers and the story of why they are called Field Tillers indicates that Khaenri’ah may have been a nation of war.
      Dainslief warned the Traveler not to antagonize the gods and not to usurp their power. He also stated that he wouldn’t make the same mistakes as his fore-bearers. Maybe that’s what Khaenri’ah did and they were destroyed for it.
      The survivors of Khaenri’ah became the creatures of the Abyss and they declared the captured twin their ruler while the other twin was once again put to sleep for 500 years.
      But there is another possible reason for why Khaenri’ah warred against Celestia which is much more disturbing. Remember how the Harbinger Scaramouche from the Meteor event said that the sky is fake or he mentioned the “false sky”?
      Maybe Khaenri’ah found out what that actually meant and they decided to wage war against Celestia. Celestia not only destroyed them for their attempt of usurping their power but to perhaps bury the secret of the “false sky”.
      Another thing is what happened in Dragonspine. There were ruins of an ancient civilization. These ruins came long before the destruction of Khaenri'ah. But there was a thing that Khanri'ah and this civilization had in common: They were both very advanced and both civilizations were destroyed...by Celestia. That nail that is on the top of Dragonspine was from Celestia. They dropped it on them for some reason. There is a mural room in Dragonspine that depicts this.
      Then something even more disturbing are the codes from the ruin gaurds in Dragonspine. When decoded it says : *FOR THE NATION WE CANT FORGO THIS SKYBORNE POWER BUT WE FAILED*
      The ruin guards are speaking of the destruction of Khaenri'ah but their placement in Dragonspine alludes that the Dragonspine civilization also met a similiar fate to Khaenri'ah.
      I think that Celestia is fearful of something.

      But one thing is clear: There is a *very* strong connection to Honkai Impact.
      If my theory is correct about this connection....then Celestia has every right to be terrified. Because it is better for an entire nation to be destroyed than to potentially release _THEM_ . The real *MONSTERS* and the *TRUE ENEMY OF GODS AND HUMANITY*
      *THE HONKAI*

    • @mapmakerlich
      @mapmakerlich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Justin-ui5ti I can easily tell the reason for attack on Khaenriah.
      He's called Durin.

  • @scronk_2
    @scronk_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Traveler: Did we forget something?
    Zhongli: If you forgot, it’s not that important
    Traveler: Yeah your right
    Katheryne: when will the traveler come here

    • @kellyjohana516
      @kellyjohana516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This is the second time we don't report. But I believe Mr. Dai does it for us.

    • @Grandpa_Willy
      @Grandpa_Willy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm rlly sorry but it's you're ;-;

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well this one is a commission that doesn't seem to dangerous so she probably just thought it got done

  • @dadian803
    @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    For me, Zhongli did all he can to provide us information. Just goes to show the control of Celestia on the Archons.

    • @dragonmasterxyz3544
      @dragonmasterxyz3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Basically, I feel that he kinda utilized a loophole in the contract to give us subtle clues. What I like and I wish more people would realize is that Zhongli not only subtly gave us info, but is blatantly rooting for us to figure out the truth he unfortunately can not reveal.

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dragonmasterxyz3544
      He really did use a loophole, just like that time with "archeologist" and the sword during his first chapter.
      58:59 He learned and changed a lot thanks to Guizhong and this part says a lot.
      The missing twin was disillusioned or something and Dainsleif sees the revenge as a waste of time (a lost cause) and the actions would just cause more casualties.
      That's why he says, he does not want to do the mistakes of his forebears.
      Whatever the Archons did, I wish they are seeking a redemption story.

    • @dragonmasterxyz3544
      @dragonmasterxyz3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dadian803 And this is also assuming their involvement in Khaenriah's destruction is as direct as we think it is. For all we know, they could have been unwilling spectators unable to stop it, or forced to participate in the massacre. There is also the question of what Khaenriah's "sin" as Kaeya puts it was.

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dragonmasterxyz3544
      Pretty sure it's close to that Tower of Babel stuff.
      (In a player's perspective. For me, that is I would destroy it as well for being slapped by Ruin Guards especially when it's three of them).

    • @stxrk70
      @stxrk70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I won't be surprised if Celestia turns out to be using Liyue as leverage to keep Zhongli quiet oof

  • @sundalosketch4769
    @sundalosketch4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I love how long this story quest was compared to the other story quests. Kun Jun made me realize how starved i was for memorable npcs that weren't Vision holders. It makes me appreciate the more mundane looking characters we see throughout Teyvat even more than i do now.
    Also the thought of characters having abilities that aren't Visions is such an interesting idea, i wonder if they'll do that again in the near future.

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Teppei :(

    • @hiii4636
      @hiii4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stanley?

    • @bobatea7608
      @bobatea7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@psychott6 now there’s kazari,teppei and ruu to join the mix

    • @fdommy
      @fdommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dainsleif

    • @epsyblue7714
      @epsyblue7714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rana . . . Although I hear she gets a vision afterwards.

  • @Tectone
    @Tectone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7669

    That feel when you're 12 get possessed by a dragon and get Thanos snapped out of existence

    • @mipha9390
      @mipha9390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      LOL

    • @noahlorenztabuac961
      @noahlorenztabuac961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      Wait teccy what the f are you doing here lmao

    • @lapisx8565
      @lapisx8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Damn that’s tough

    • @udavol5
      @udavol5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      be careful cuz there seems a hater here

    • @liseegeskov8769
      @liseegeskov8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What does this mean.

  • @heihei5873
    @heihei5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Paimon: Ooh, looking for people? Awesome, we're good at that
    Traveler who hasn't found his sister ever since the We Will Be Reunited Quest: *sweating intensifies*

    • @aeghohloechu5022
      @aeghohloechu5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he will find his sister though, according to the chapter name

    • @GodlyLightness
      @GodlyLightness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aeghohloechu5022 not yet tho

    • @Shashank7170
      @Shashank7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But we already found our sibling

    • @-itz_maddie-737
      @-itz_maddie-737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Shashank7170 but now we need to find her again. XD

    • @aspillust
      @aspillust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well i mean we found her, we just need to go get her

  • @astrodragons
    @astrodragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    That line when he says, “you are leaving?”. It is just so sad. My heart is hurting. Please let me give him a hug.

    • @vividlyvivi_
      @vividlyvivi_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Now I want Zhongli : (

    • @astrodragons
      @astrodragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I hope you can get him. He is a great support and also a good dps. Plus that’s voice 😭

    • @4baus
      @4baus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i got him a day after reading this comment. i did indeed give him a hug

    • @astrodragons
      @astrodragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@4baus woohoo! Congrats. He is so fun to play with.

    • @Lovekaylapls11
      @Lovekaylapls11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      :((

  • @frootie_tootie
    @frootie_tootie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I love how bwaap said “AMBER NO AMBER NO” he loves amber 😔

    • @houyregisvine9205
      @houyregisvine9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His girlfriend

    • @thehero8229
      @thehero8229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ganyu in the corner:

    • @herrscheroftheend1963
      @herrscheroftheend1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thehero8229 Ganyu: “you fucking cheater”

    • @phantomseeker2456
      @phantomseeker2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@herrscheroftheend1963 Ganyu: you betrayed me

    • @sam_miii
      @sam_miii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@phantomseeker2456 ganyu : and I know that you’ll never feel sorry

  • @McNugge.
    @McNugge. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Ain't nobody talkin bout how depressing this story got at the end? Like damn....

    • @Sim_Pole
      @Sim_Pole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ha ha yes, a warm reminder of my past friendships lost by erosion does not hurt at all

    • @WifeMeUp
      @WifeMeUp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you play Honkai, it get depressing up to 11

    • @Kyuikchan
      @Kyuikchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah... I've got frozen near the end of the quest when things got heavy as hell and Zhongli became all depressed but traveler was like "Hold on!". I was like: "Seriously, now we gotta ask him about Khaenri'ah? Let this poor men rest for a while first, won't ya? ;-;"

    • @blastgladium1691
      @blastgladium1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the story will gradually become darker like Honkai

    • @spaghetti185
      @spaghetti185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Similar to the first zhongli story quest....

  • @idk-eg1vy
    @idk-eg1vy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "What's a child doing in a mine!?" Paimon, it's because they're a 'minor'

  • @shadowstorm1111
    @shadowstorm1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    Venti: Pet Dragon
    Zhongli: Pet Rock lizard
    What's next, Pet Whale?

    • @cooldeer4811
      @cooldeer4811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Mihoyo: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @joachimnokia9220
      @joachimnokia9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Hmmm Childe...

    • @TENZOI
      @TENZOI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      possibly, for the Fontaine archon lmao

    • @seiraaina2067
      @seiraaina2067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      wdym? should be
      Venti: green lizard
      Zhongli: chonky frog

    • @tealisnotmyname
      @tealisnotmyname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ig for Childe hehehe

  • @Dreamavere
    @Dreamavere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Was I the only one who didn't want to leave Zhongli alone after doing this story quest? I was stood with him for ages afterwards... wish we had the option to give characters cuddles

    • @enjunction
      @enjunction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EXACTLY!! I was so sad when he left haha

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One thing I've learned from the fandoms I've been in over the years
      Everyone needs therapy.

    • @madylinriddle5399
      @madylinriddle5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNOWWWWW. I'D LOVE TO AT LEAST HUG HIM😭

  • @nicia1460
    @nicia1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    i knew jiu and kun jun were sus but i wasn’t expecting them to be fucking azhdaha-

    • @weirdoddfaces
      @weirdoddfaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same---

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I already knew Jiu has a connection with Azhdaha but never knew Kun Jun is the same as well. And even more plot twist, they are the same creature living in a different body.

    • @nicia1460
      @nicia1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Tianshu Chu it’s open to any interpretation /j

    • @somethingsomeone9078
      @somethingsomeone9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tianshu Chu It can be anything you want baby~

    • @food_goddess_queen7299
      @food_goddess_queen7299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really like your profile pic

  • @mudamuda482
    @mudamuda482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Azhdaha:Bro
    Zhongli:Yeah Bro?
    Azhdaha:Close your eyes
    Zhongli: All is I see darkness
    Azhdaha: that's my world without you
    Zhongli *BLUSHES* Bro....

    • @venus_5937
      @venus_5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      BYE WHAT- 😳👋

    • @Sarcosuchus_imperator
      @Sarcosuchus_imperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ah, yes. r/Genshin_Memepact copy-paste comment.

    • @AJ-jy6jq
      @AJ-jy6jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It's so true, since it was zhongli who gave him sight

    • @yun_he-h1o
      @yun_he-h1o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro....🤺🤺🤺

    • @JunkoEnoshima.
      @JunkoEnoshima. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Zhongli: Well Because I gave you your eyes to begin with

  • @mudamuda482
    @mudamuda482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    Traveler: Pls. Info for my sister?
    Zhongli: Haha. Sorry no spoilers

    • @GOLDHAJIKVONGOLA
      @GOLDHAJIKVONGOLA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      more like
      zhongli: sorry but i signed
      a confidentiality contract that will cost me and absurd amount of mora

    • @Surja15
      @Surja15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      More like: If i tell you. Celestia will come and turn Liyue into dragonspine 2

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@GOLDHAJIKVONGOLA
      Add
      Sorry, I can't I might get killed or my nation gets destroyed. Even if I'm the poster boy of Mihoyo I don't want to get killed.

    • @S0oup1
      @S0oup1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Surja15 more like kanreah 2&3

    • @allenbermejo3424
      @allenbermejo3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dadian803 the contract he talks about is probably his contract with the tsaritsa . i feel like tsaritsa wants to end the tyranny of the gods of celestia that's why theyre collecting gnosis around the world. Her purpose is actually good that's why morax agreed to that contract. but forbids him to tell about that stuff coz their plan of overthrowing celestia might fails if the info leaks especially to the traveller since he/she is a game changer lol

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The way that they switch turns in talking about the story at the end...it sent chills and so much emotion. Zhongli talks about how he met and created Azda. And Azda talks about how brilliant and amazing zhongli is. It brings so much warmth to my heart

  • @ausarthevile2970
    @ausarthevile2970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Welp, looks like Mihoyo’s going to have to do Venti story quest part 2 where we likely find him drunk in the bar, then we do whatever quest, ask him about Khaenri’ah only to end with him giving us some dumb reason with a mischievous smile telling us he can’t.

    • @Kako_San
      @Kako_San 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      just bribe him with some top quality wine and he'll spit out every information we ask for.

    • @cedleonard123
      @cedleonard123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Venti isn't known to bind himself with contracts unlike Zhongli. He'll be more willing to speak, I bet.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@cedleonard123 Doesn't Celestia keep _all_ of their archons on very tightly leashes?Event if Venti wanted to say it,he probably can't or he'll risk Mondstadt becoming Khaenri'ah 2.0.

    • @cedleonard123
      @cedleonard123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@ Apparently, not enough.
      They would want Zhongli as the Geo Archon, God of Contracts, because they had an agreement to cover up Khaenriah. What if the new Geo Archon doesn't have that contract and finds out? Worse situation for them than Zhongli still in charge. So, Rex Lapis stepping down is not exactly obedient toward Celestia. Liyue becomes a city of humans. Where have I heard that one before?
      Tsaritsa is collecting all gnoses, and apparently we've yet to see Celestia make a move about it. Is that a tight leash?
      Baal collects the visions, apparently to keep sovereignty over her kingdom instead of celestia having too much power over it. There's a theory that visions are spying devices for Celestia to watch noteworthy humans.
      Anyway, Zhongli and Venti are literally opposites, in a way. You trade away some of your freedom in a contract. That's what it means to have a contract. So again, it's not exactly the god of freedom's nature to have big contracts. I say their differences extend to more than just their general theme! But we've not yet seen enough of the archons in action, so I wouldn't say "Venti cannot do anything about this".

    • @MrsSetsuna101
      @MrsSetsuna101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cedleonard123 that reminds me of my own theory: Venti doesn't like the staus quo and wants it to change, but he doesn't necessarily want to be a part of the chaos that comes with bringing about change. Hence why, weakest archon or no, he let signora overpower him so easily.
      If I'm correct, then he just might be forthcoming with info about Khaenriah.

  • @dehydratedkid
    @dehydratedkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The storyteller have more screentime than beidou and xinyan in story quests

    • @hellothere3071
      @hellothere3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      hell yeah dude and maybe it’s because he tells the coolest stories

    • @Lovekaylapls11
      @Lovekaylapls11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PLEASEE

    • @moonstar.3067
      @moonstar.3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I‘m reall happy beidou is gonna get more screen time in the next archon quest!

    • @monavity
      @monavity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Beidou finally did get some screentime, but storyteller still has more screentime compared to her lol

  • @lynnnekosan145
    @lynnnekosan145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Playing Genshin: everything's sad
    Bwaap: "What is there not to feel bad about?"
    Honkai Players: "First time?"

    • @Ari536
      @Ari536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ...and that's miHoYo to ya

    • @jayrobinaspiras5756
      @jayrobinaspiras5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ngl honkai is way more depression than genshin..xD

    • @jacob_vt
      @jacob_vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jayrobinaspiras5756 I'm betting on my Mora that Genshin will be as depressing when the time comes

    • @zurieldred4101
      @zurieldred4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jayrobinaspiras5756 they letting us get attached to the characters first and then start killing them off...

    • @jacob_vt
      @jacob_vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zurieldred4101 Oh, Himeko....

  • @bloodybahamut3742
    @bloodybahamut3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    In the cutscenes it shows Azhada having a glowing tree-like tail, so is the tree he's sealed under his real full sized tail sticking out of the ground?

    • @thefoolsfavorite
      @thefoolsfavorite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I-

    • @drinkthestorm275
      @drinkthestorm275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think that he was sealed under that tree, and since he is merging with it to break out, the tree and Azhdaha are taking on eachother's characteristics, becoming more alike

    • @andyandanadraws
      @andyandanadraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's actually his tail........

    • @drinkthestorm275
      @drinkthestorm275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@andyandanadraws yeh i think it's been officialy confirmed now, heck if i know _where_ tho

    • @JapethSierra
      @JapethSierra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So the cave under his tail we enter when we fight him is his...uhh

  • @laurachristina541
    @laurachristina541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    I feel so bad for Zhongli, he has seen all of his friends and companions die/leave him :(

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      venti: ehe what about me? UwU
      paimon: UwU te nandayo

    • @vietanhtran2305
      @vietanhtran2305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Venti and Cloud Retainer: Am I a joke to you?

    • @jadenimation8189
      @jadenimation8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Venti did leave him tho. he stop meeting Zhongli and have a drink and he also disappear and "sleep" for a hundred years

    • @chesta5826
      @chesta5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jadenimation8189 but venti visited him during lantern rite fest and drank wine with him

    • @jadenimation8189
      @jadenimation8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chesta5826 well yeah but he has already gone and didn't meet Zhongli's for a hundreds years and that's why Zhongli asking where are those who share the memory because the other 5 original archon are ded and Venti disappeared for a hundreds years

  • @boopsauce2516
    @boopsauce2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    It was hilarious when Azhdaha in the child was speaking so seriously, I couldn't help but laugh

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i cant take english dub serious, i know they all did their best and i commend thme for it,
      but azhada talking serious with a forced lower voice was kinda cringe, its actually epic in jp dub :o

    • @MrSunDragon
      @MrSunDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      should see Mana from Drakengard possessed by the watchers

  • @randombaseddude4339
    @randombaseddude4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Zhongli: No i swear it won't bite.
    Traveler: *BITCH PLEASE, IT WOULD STOMP OVER ME LIKE A COCKROACH.*

    • @pebberito
      @pebberito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean.. it’s not biting

    • @charlesbesin7707
      @charlesbesin7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Technically he's not biting...

  • @wompuuu
    @wompuuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “imagine he’s a dragon”
    *…who’s gonna tell him*

  • @joe5997
    @joe5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    What would happen if zhongli's pet learns that he is adopted 🤔🤔🤔

    • @shubaan
      @shubaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      But he created him by himself
      Edit: hol up zhongli???

    • @cakefrosting6451
      @cakefrosting6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I mean, Zhongli as Morax literally shaped himself a friend from a mere rock the size of a melon

    • @udavol5
      @udavol5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shubaan wha

    • @aniniinya
      @aniniinya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shubaan yeah

    • @yudilai6704
      @yudilai6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cakefrosting6451 zhongli only gave him a pair of eyes, but the story teller exaggerated the story. If you pay attention to zhongli’s and. azdaha’s voice line, they only talk about eyes and sights.The story about history is often extorted to make it more epic, people do that in irl as well. For example there were not exactly 300 Spartan man. The version of story teller is more of a spin off since he probably didn’t witness the whole thing.

  • @Choco_Bear-f1c
    @Choco_Bear-f1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Funny story, while playing this story and hearing about loosing a good friend made me feel sad because I was lossing one as well. After finishing this story quest i received letter from Diluc and suddenly bawled at, "I have seen how you handle things - quite simply, it's remarkable..." and ,"You have many admirable qualities. In particular, your ability to unite people is awe-inspiring. These days, I often find myself drawing lessons from you..." to receive such letter filled with kindness made me burst into tears. No i don't simp for fictional characters but it was so thoughtful at the fact someone could send you a kind message at the right time.

    • @penguin2878
      @penguin2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aaaww I hope you okay

    • @aescarat7604
      @aescarat7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i hope u are getting better

    • @moonstar.3067
      @moonstar.3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey hey!! I hope you‘re doing fine. If you ever need someone to listen, I‘m here! And if you don‘t, I hope you‘ll see the bright side of life again. You‘re amazing and don‘t forget that. Take care!

  • @crilledgheese4584
    @crilledgheese4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Zhongli reunites with his angry pregnant frog

    • @venus_5937
      @venus_5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Angry pregnant frog I-

    • @lumin0sity._
      @lumin0sity._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HAHAHAHA-

    • @sl3epysle3py
      @sl3epysle3py 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pregnant frog?? 💀

    • @ga1axii
      @ga1axii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Did Xiao retire from being a yaksha to work at McDonald’s?

    • @randomf2p694
      @randomf2p694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BRUH I-

  • @evelynea7962
    @evelynea7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Ohh looking for people? We're good at that!" Paimon if that statement were true, we would've found my sibling by now.

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Technically, we did find them. They just ran away again.

    • @evelynea7962
      @evelynea7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anastasiao4036 True, can't really blame Paimon with that.

  • @ember4882
    @ember4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    imagine being a bigass monster and getting defeated by a creature no smaller than an ant lmao

    • @章小蛋
      @章小蛋 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, to be fair the true form of zhongli is also huge

    • @prodbykuri6814
      @prodbykuri6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its like how ruin guards think they can take down a terrorist child (not a klee main btw)

    • @ember4882
      @ember4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@prodbykuri6814 fr lol them ruin guards be coming at us

    • @peterk.m58
      @peterk.m58 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that’s what Covid did to some people. NVM Covid. Just viruses in general.

  • @almondtofu5359
    @almondtofu5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Just give Venti a truck of wine and we be gucci. He'll tell us EVERYTHING.

    • @jyll
      @jyll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's why hopefully his story quest act 2 comes at the Ludi Harpastum event, so we'll know at least a bit more

    • @randomwebcrawler1812
      @randomwebcrawler1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He'll be quick to give even that up if it means Mondstadt won't became Dragonspine 2.0

    • @kharkovluzhin8333
      @kharkovluzhin8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And then turn out my man was just sleeping through the whole thing

    • @weirdoddfaces
      @weirdoddfaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomwebcrawler1812 agreed-

  • @blueberrycrepes
    @blueberrycrepes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I love how everyone decided that Azhdaha is Zhongli’s pet or Zhongli’s ex

    • @lapisx8565
      @lapisx8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Me thinking he was more of a child or relative since he did create Azhdaha

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Pet or Child then friend as all pet eventually becomes. For Ex? I would go for Guizhong.

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m sorry, EX?? It’s a dragon-

    • @mcwangsheng5364
      @mcwangsheng5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Corviidei Whoever make that guess is absolutely insane

    • @Lordhavemercy2354
      @Lordhavemercy2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@lapisx8565 he didnt create Azhdaha. He gave him the eyes. Dont trust the story teller, trust Zhongli story telling

  • @anhtheton
    @anhtheton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “hey zhongli! can you tell us about khaenri’ah?”
    *“no...i don’t think i will”*

  • @nezuko4014
    @nezuko4014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    30:56
    Everyone: *admiring the ancient tree*
    Bwaap: 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝗱

  • @KAI-np2si
    @KAI-np2si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    zhongli really went "sorry but i aint snitching lmao"

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      if it wasnt for a contract he totally would, but he is so damn rock hard determined to never break a single contract, ever

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GoldenBeans You know what they say: those who break their contract suffer the wrath of the rock....

  • @jrandrewortega2861
    @jrandrewortega2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The fact that bwaap still uses the OG team battling Zhongli’s pet is beyond. Amazing indeed!

    • @solitude9875
      @solitude9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just use the Zhongli I rolled to kill him lol. 1v1

    • @APPanes
      @APPanes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr, I also use the OG team for that.

    • @weirdoddfaces
      @weirdoddfaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @m__8514
    @m__8514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Bwaap: "Hello, yes, mister ruin guard. Can i inquire you about any miners that have passed through this-"
    Ruin Guard: *boom*