I love it because he has to live with the worry of saying something he shouldn’t know and always second guessing himself if his audience is onto him or not. He has to feign conviction of not knowing something he does or faking to learn something he was already taught. He has to act like he came up with the bouncy ball joke on the fly. There’s a reason he looks like a melted cheese grater candle wax lump, a presidential after portrait. It’s stress. There’s a reason he’s over explaining. Why he sounds like he has no conviction in the words he’s using. And the best part is he thinks people need 100% solid evidence to know he’s lying, when it couldn’t be further from reality. No one else can have a perception and he’s the mc xD 🧀
Broo im dead he really saw the Placidusax head thing on twitter beforehand and pretended to notice it himself to have a fake reaction. Actually insane 😭😭
That's exactly right. He tries to explain so much to make it look like he's surprised or is just finding out. I can't believe there are people that give him money. The way he talks about other players and Street Fighter and the way he talks about Developers. I can't believe anybody has any respect for this guy and he just continues to make a living begging on the internet. But on the other hand he has been doing this for almost 20 years and he barely has a audience to speak of and has to beg. He doesn't even have friends to play with. Two decades of building his so-called business and this is what he was able to build LOL
His disgusting smugness after Rellana. "was she supposed to be hard or something?" Yet when he can't win in a few tries he is extremely salty and rages against the devs. This is why he's so insufferable. He has to rub his victory in everyone's face and refuse any responsibility for his failures.
Agreed. If he loses it's the game's fault because it has 'imput lag, bs hitboxes, camera issues'. But when he wins it's his pure skill and not because he's using an OP build.
He makes it so obvious when he's looked up a guide to cheese a fight. He's not tilted at all, or getting salty, or angry, he's making stupid jokes and doing silly voices, because he knows it just 'when' not 'if' on him eventually winning.
The only thing worse than a sore loser is a smug winner. Don’t know who this dude is or why this is in my recommended list but this guy seems awful. Not a great impression.
Confession: I totally cheese bosses when I can, and will even use glitches in my favor. Difference is I recognize that I’m an average-at-best player and I don’t make videos talking about how skilled I am. Phil legitimately believes he’s some video game savant, and that anytime he can’t beat something is MUST be the game or the devs and not him, so as maintain his delusion.
"When your playing a Video game on your own time it really doesn't matter how you choose to play it. It's your private time. How you chose to have fun. Go for it. However if your doing a PLAYTHROUGH that has different standards and demands to keep the game interesting." -The Origin Story of Almighty Tevin becoming a Detractor after DSP's infamous 'How Dare you Grind' Dark Souls 2 Rant where he nearly cried
Why do you care? Its hilarious how many people spend any amount of time actually caring what the cancer trash Souls community members think. Its kinda sad and hilarious how many cancer trash people in the Souls community try to tell other people how they should be playing a video game
'guIsE WaS THAt SuPpOseD tO Be haRD???? *snort'* that was super easy with this super busted move and my super OP hammer right???' he has the intellect of a 12yo.
It’s so pointless for him to play RPGS… he always looks up guides and build and powerful weapons/armor/potions. I don’t even know why ppl show up to his streams? It’s def a good reason for ppl not to and why he doesn’t get no new viewers…
It'd be one thing if he just went "Oh that was easy. Dunno what all the fuss is about." or something, despite cheesing it. But no. He had to go overboard and gloat about it for like 5 minutes. That one moment where he feels powerful, he rides til he can't anymore.
You can immediately tell when he's cheated and looked up a guide to cheese because the salt levels drop to nil and he's all cracking jokes and cheerful. He knows he's going to win because he's looked up the answer, so it's just a matter of time. Not 'if' but 'when'. He's not tilted like he would be if he hadn't looked up a guide.
He can play however he wants but the fact that he started trash talking the community for finding her difficult is embarrassing. Especially considering he’s using the most OP build in the game
I do agree with this, but I'm noticing people who complain the dlc is too hard, yet they refuse to use any of the tools of the game to adapt. That also marks a shitty player.
@@Joetaku666What tools? If you mean summons, they're not shitty players, they're just stubborn and want to beat things solo. And the bosses in this DLC are absolutely insane and not fun at all for the most part imo. I've beaten a bunch of the bosses in the DLC and only enjoyed a few of them...
@IHMyself my point I was trying to make is being stubborn and refusing to using stuff like ash summons does not mean the dlc is unfair if you choose to make it harder for yourself
He really is very easy to dislike. It's just a game but the amount of smugness he displays from using a cheap tactic to win at it is quite impressive. And he wonders why he has so many trolls.
He just doesn't have to act that way. He always rants almost daily about how "No matter what I do, its not right. Everything I do I get shit on but other streamers do the same thing and don't get any trolling" Yeah cause they just do it, with DSP if he does it you're gonna get gloating and smugness and rubbing it in and also putting down others who didn't do it.
How can other streamers do the same.rhing when he makes a point of doing the opposite of other streamers, ad we all.know piggy is different and not like other streamers.
IMO the biggest problems for this guy are his attitude, laziness, greed, toxicity, hypocrisy, immaturity and dishonesty. He has no shame at all and he lacks of any sort of awareness. He also has no guilt at all for doing something wrong. You can find literately every negative things about human on this guy. The good part is that he is a coward and he has no power in real life.
DSP's top tips to not be a scrub: Level 160. Equip best armour in the game. Use only colossal weapons. 15 Healing Flasks. Jump + R2. Facetank everything. Don't learn the boss moveset.
Remember, the bosses aren't even hard except for the things that make them hard! And that DSP would be able to beat them if it wasn't for the thing that makes them difficult to beat!
buddy, with everyone rage quitting and review bombing the dlc. having dsp as a shaming tool to get gud is what the industry needs. builds are literally your choice. people wanted to steam roll the dlc while forgetting that everyone was speed running getting the Op weapons to progress through the game when the game was new. and are we going to pretend most players don't have a maxed out moonveil and RoB in their inventory?
7:40 - 8:03 Phil gets hit with fire. Refuses to roll due to has crippling addiction to facetanking and gets hit again knocking him back. Proceeds to roll back into the fire to get hit and knocked down. Heals twice then swings at nothing due to the delay in his brain as the boss is flying away. Swings again as the boss flies right into him, hitting him of coarse. PHil starts mad spamming R2 and misses. While PHil is still spamming R2 boss flies up, Phil swings at air and the boss finishes him off with a flame breath. PHil then spams excuses as always. These 23 seconds is DSP in a nutshell. Stupid!
So here he admits to permanently double tapping because of SF. So every extra attack that ever came out and got him killed was his fault and he knew it. Yet still blamed the games/devs... what a clown.
Holy hell dude makes no attempt to learn the boss, just swing swing swing. Can’t wait for Phail to come tells us just how easy the fight was and how other streamers struggled Like a boy telling mom how his day at school was
Yep. And sleeping with your stepdaughter too. Not to mention. Will Smith was banned from the Oscars and his reputation plummet, he did suffer quite a bit, specially with how pretentious he and Jayda actually are.
@@YerpDerp17 frankly that's how he got the hate. there's plenty ragers out there, but dsp will be super smug and arrogant while taking shots at everyone with a shit eating grin
He does it with every "hard" boss in souls-style games (read: hard as in people doing it at the generally expected level) while being 2 to 3 times more powerful and using some op or cheese build. It's always the same "peepul are saying this is a tough/difficult boss? I don't think so" comment while ending it with some smug laugh. I'd actually love to see him attempt to do a challenge run like some streamers are currently doing (no leveling or upping the scadutree level for example), since he's apparently so good at the game.
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to compare the loss of their gaming save files to the death of a beloved basketball player like Kobe Bryant
Fun fact, people show how pathetic they are by thinking people only care about someone's demise because of their profession and not because they have empathy.
@lordgrim6335 lmao no. DSP is convinced being good at Elden Ring is some kind of achievement as well. I think both sides come out of this one looking goofy
Giving off the same energy as a kid who saw the exam questions and answers before hand and pretends to be surprised during a discussion with classmates.
"i made a build that is incredibly good" Did you phil? Or did a dent in chat tell you about the build and the hammer too? Because i was on RawPhils stream when it happenes. He told you the EXACT amounts of stats you need and you even double checked the dex requirements and all. So no you did not MAKE a build.
This would be like Alexander cutting the Gordian knot and being like, "Was it supposed to be hard to untie this thing? This was the easiest knot I've ever unraveled. I guess that's why they call me Alexander the GREAT."
He would miss the knot then complain that Zeus made the knot too strong. *snort* how the HELL am I gonna conquer Asia if I keep getting this bULLSHIt. I mean I could easily do it if it wasn't hard for no reason. DSPerseus : I'm STONE now? How the FUCK was I supposed to know THAT???? No one ever told me that Medusa can turn you into stone!! All these enchanted items were SHIT they didn't help me at ALL. Fuck Zeus, fuck Athena, Fuck Hermes, Fuck Hades.
this man annoys the piss out of me. he spends the whole time complaining about that death knight guy and that lion, he kept dying to them but when he does beat them he acts all high and mighty as if he is a god at these games. case in point when he just beat rellana and gets all egotistical just because he beat a boss.
Remember he hasnt beaten one fromsoftware game without either overleveling, using some cheap build/armor set like havels or have stream chat walk him through the game
He genuinely doesn't have to shit talk others, but somehow he can't help himself and he has to put others down how they play. I think thats why everyone gets on his case about how he plays and puts him to a higher standard as he creates it by acting like he's better than these other streamers he loathes so much but I dont get why he loathes them, they're just doing their thing and it's not harmful.
@@Clamfaced In Phil's mind, all of the people who are fans of other streamers, should be his fans. Therefore, giving HIM their money and no one else. That's all it comes down to.
He found an OP weapon and R2 jump attacked everything, if any other streamer did this you know he would call them. Remember when he said i am not like other streamers that use one weapon the whole game.
People are saying that the armor helps but I can promise you it makes almost no difference. I've been alternating fashion and big boy armors and it only really matters against the smaller mobs. Big bosses are going to kill you with a few meaty hits.
"Placidusaxs head is on his back!!!!" I love it when Phil lies and tries to act because hes even worse at it than he is at life, video games, and managing money. It reminds me of the time when a viewer asked him "who are the placeholders?" And he pretended he had no idea 🤣🤣🤣
@@akilomari4973 there is no skill involved, he's literally brute forcing his way through the game. No dodging, no learning enemy patterns, just jump and spam heavy attack (which do insane damage and outset the slowness of his weapon) over and over until boss RNG (as in, which moves it does) is favourable.
It's how he always plays any game though. This is what he always wants to do, just facetank and brute force his way through without actually learning anything. The dude hates video games, so he wants to go where the fence it at it's lowest and see the win screen then gloat as if he did something.
He’s taking no damage barely. He definitely started a new game for the dlc. On NG+6 2hits from Rellana has me teetering on the brink, and I usually die because the third hit comes so fast. This dude is a total sucka.
Other than being an incredible character, Egon's summon doesn't actually increase the bosses stats. If he summons for Radahn, and I know because I've tried due to Ansbach and Thollier needing to be summoned for their questline, those do increase the bosses stats. Seeing as Ansbach does no damage and Thollier doesn't even enter the boss room half the time, I really hope he at least tries it and gets pummelled as punishment for trying. Then again, that assumes he actually does Ansbach and Thollier's questlines instead of rushing through as always.
@@deltaphazon4688 Igon makes the bossfight a joke. I beat the boss alone first, struggled for a bit, and then went back on my save and summoned for the questline and got it first try. He's nigh immortal, completely busted summon, kind of like Bernahrl.
this guy struggled came back the next day after some internet searching to find a way to beat the dlc, then of course he will gloat about how it wasn't really all that hard and he could of beaten it first time if he just knew the moveset.
Here’s the thing about Phil, when he’s offline he constantly looking at guides and cheeses so he doesn’t look like a scrub. I garuntee that not only did he look up the perfect build for this fight but he probably watched guides and memorized all of the bosses moves beforehand.
btw...this isnt the boss thats harder than malenia. Its the last boss of the DLC. Which will be nerfed by the time phil gets his stalling ass there. Then he'll talk shit about how amazing he is when he beats the weaker version.
That would be kinda poetic, didn't the exact same thing happenened with Scarscourge Radhan in the base game ? (As in, he stalled so long the boss got nerfed hy the time he fought him ?) 😅
So only at this point in the entire play through including the original has he just figured out if you press attack two times you get the second attack??
17:35 "Im accidentally getting a second swing when I do the slam. Notice he's doing a follow up swing. I'm not doing that. Its reading it as a double input for some reason." Holds his controller up and starts pressing the inputs on said slam. "Ooooooooooh! You can only press it once." I swear he is brain dead. Most ignorant person to ever pick up a controller.
Couldn't beat any boss with his old cheese build, complained how hard the game has gotten, looked up a new cheese build, and now saying how easy the bosses are while gloating is pathetic.
I've been looking forward to this as well LOL. The wild boss movement plus the small arena is gonna make his brain bleed. Definitely gonna be a "stoopid cameruh" kinda fight.
The shear amount of guide following and cheesing here is super pathetic. There’s nothing wrong with consulting help if you need it in a game, but for someone claiming to be a professional gamer while gloating about how “easy” it is just awful. Most of the information he keeps spitting out about placidusax heads is obviously gather off of somewhere like twitter beforehand, as there is no way in hell he could remember something like that while forgetting almost entire games less than a year after finishing them. For someone who always gets mad with things like people spamming and playing dumb in Street Fighter, it’s really pathetic to try and morally grand stand while doing the same crap on something like Elden Ring.
The whole Placidusax affair was so outrageous. I'm pretty into the lore of From's games, this one included, and I'm familiar with the connection between Bayle and Placidusax, and this video is the first time I've noticed the heads. Phil couldn't care less about these games or their stories, seeing as how he forgets everything about them approximately 5 minutes after facetanking the final boss, yet somehow on his first encounter with this new boss (one of the hardest I've encountered so far imo), he instantly notices the heads and somehow recalls Placidusax's weird ass name and the fact that he is missing heads. There's just no way in hell that he didn't just see that online somewhere while looking through his various guides that he pretends not to read.
How could anyone actually watch this guys stream. He literally complains and makes excuses every single time an action is made in the fight. This guy is insufferable
Im sure he recognized Placidusax by his gamer memory and not because he watched a guide
He forgets everything about every game he plays as soon as he drops a playthrough because it no longer benefits him financially dood
I’m sure you typed placidusax correctly from your memory instead of copy and pasting it with the double spaces😉
@@Hermanos22 Im surprised i even typed it right the first time especially with how weird their names are lol. Also would you rather i misspell it ?
@@IMan_93_ He could do a new playthrough of dark souls 1 and still ask people where to go
I love it because he has to live with the worry of saying something he shouldn’t know and always second guessing himself if his audience is onto him or not. He has to feign conviction of not knowing something he does or faking to learn something he was already taught. He has to act like he came up with the bouncy ball joke on the fly.
There’s a reason he looks like a melted cheese grater candle wax lump, a presidential after portrait. It’s stress.
There’s a reason he’s over explaining. Why he sounds like he has no conviction in the words he’s using.
And the best part is he thinks people need 100% solid evidence to know he’s lying, when it couldn’t be further from reality. No one else can have a perception and he’s the mc xD 🧀
He was getting DESTROYED by the Dancing Lion and blamed the developers. He cheeses Rellana and gloats about how good he is. Absolute clown hahaha
Jumping attacks ain't cheesing 😅 you lot just hate the guy and try too hard to find something wrong with he's gameplay
@@darksoulsralis5186 Thats nice, goodbye derich
😂😂😂 i guess someone still can't beat her even with jumping attacks..sad cu** @aliekexie8467
@@darksoulsralis5186 You must be running a cheese build similar to DSP.
@@darksoulsralis5186 Lmao exactly, he's not doing anything unintended by the devs he's just tanking and jump attacking.
Broo im dead he really saw the Placidusax head thing on twitter beforehand and pretended to notice it himself to have a fake reaction. Actually insane 😭😭
😂😂😂😂
his reactions are always so fake, he not a good actor either
But he banned someone for spoiling the game
You can always tell when he knows something beforehand when he over explains shit.
That's exactly right. He tries to explain so much to make it look like he's surprised or is just finding out. I can't believe there are people that give him money. The way he talks about other players and Street Fighter and the way he talks about Developers. I can't believe anybody has any respect for this guy and he just continues to make a living begging on the internet. But on the other hand he has been doing this for almost 20 years and he barely has a audience to speak of and has to beg. He doesn't even have friends to play with. Two decades of building his so-called business and this is what he was able to build LOL
His disgusting smugness after Rellana. "was she supposed to be hard or something?" Yet when he can't win in a few tries he is extremely salty and rages against the devs. This is why he's so insufferable. He has to rub his victory in everyone's face and refuse any responsibility for his failures.
Agreed. If he loses it's the game's fault because it has 'imput lag, bs hitboxes, camera issues'. But when he wins it's his pure skill and not because he's using an OP build.
clearly not that insufferable.
Humble in victory, gracious in defeat
He makes it so obvious when he's looked up a guide to cheese a fight. He's not tilted at all, or getting salty, or angry, he's making stupid jokes and doing silly voices, because he knows it just 'when' not 'if' on him eventually winning.
The only thing worse than a sore loser is a smug winner. Don’t know who this dude is or why this is in my recommended list but this guy seems awful. Not a great impression.
Confession: I totally cheese bosses when I can, and will even use glitches in my favor. Difference is I recognize that I’m an average-at-best player and I don’t make videos talking about how skilled I am. Phil legitimately believes he’s some video game savant, and that anytime he can’t beat something is MUST be the game or the devs and not him, so as maintain his delusion.
cheesing is fine, bragging about it is lame and cringe XD
"When your playing a Video game on your own time it really doesn't matter how you choose to play it. It's your private time. How you chose to have fun. Go for it. However if your doing a PLAYTHROUGH that has different standards and demands to keep the game interesting."
-The Origin Story of Almighty Tevin becoming a Detractor after DSP's infamous 'How Dare you Grind' Dark Souls 2 Rant where he nearly cried
All he has to do is not lie about it. But he NEEDS to lie. He's a sick sick sick man
You don't ask money for cheesing bosses, much respect brother
Why do you care? Its hilarious how many people spend any amount of time actually caring what the cancer trash Souls community members think. Its kinda sad and hilarious how many cancer trash people in the Souls community try to tell other people how they should be playing a video game
Today DSP learned that if you push the attack button twice, your character attacks twice.
Genius gamer at work here.
Him faking the reaction of bayle is ISNANE, and then he’s still total dog ass at it lmao
My favorite boss actually and it doesn’t surprise me that dsp is a moron with the fight bro could claim to not know what to do and walk into aoes MORE
'guIsE WaS THAt SuPpOseD tO Be haRD???? *snort'* that was super easy with this super busted move and my super OP hammer right???'
he has the intellect of a 12yo.
It's crazy that he's in his 40s and acts like this still.
It’s so pointless for him to play RPGS… he always looks up guides and build and powerful weapons/armor/potions. I don’t even know why ppl show up to his streams? It’s def a good reason for ppl not to and why he doesn’t get no new viewers…
sick andrew bird pfp
@@elguapo4268I've heard a 20 years old interview where a guy said DSP has the brain of a 12 years old. He never grew up......
lmao he is using the exact same equipment as the meme of the person saying the DLC was easy.
Share a link with the meme please 😂😂
I too wish to see this
Bruh he legit is that guy who uses youtube builds its sad asf.. no creativity
The smugness after he cheeses the boss lol. How can anyone find that entertaining
you watched more than 5 minutes i think you found it pretty entertaining whether you were fond of it or not
It'd be one thing if he just went "Oh that was easy. Dunno what all the fuss is about." or something, despite cheesing it. But no. He had to go overboard and gloat about it for like 5 minutes. That one moment where he feels powerful, he rides til he can't anymore.
@@letsgobrandon1906 Dave defender alert wee woo wee woo
You can immediately tell when he's cheated and looked up a guide to cheese because the salt levels drop to nil and he's all cracking jokes and cheerful. He knows he's going to win because he's looked up the answer, so it's just a matter of time. Not 'if' but 'when'. He's not tilted like he would be if he hadn't looked up a guide.
@@letsgobrandon1906 No, what are you talking about?
Can't help himself being insufferable. Poor winner and a terrible loser all in one...
Usually those go together. 😅
Yup always so gracious in defeat and so humble in victory.
He can play however he wants but the fact that he started trash talking the community for finding her difficult is embarrassing. Especially considering he’s using the most OP build in the game
Exactly. Cheese if you want but recognize that people who aren't cheesing are having a hard time because they aren't cheesing.
I do agree with this, but I'm noticing people who complain the dlc is too hard, yet they refuse to use any of the tools of the game to adapt. That also marks a shitty player.
@@Joetaku666Yes, and Phil was exactly like that, until he suddenly respecced and made a perfect OP build for the DLC with TOTALLY no outside help
@@Joetaku666What tools? If you mean summons, they're not shitty players, they're just stubborn and want to beat things solo. And the bosses in this DLC are absolutely insane and not fun at all for the most part imo. I've beaten a bunch of the bosses in the DLC and only enjoyed a few of them...
@IHMyself my point I was trying to make is being stubborn and refusing to using stuff like ash summons does not mean the dlc is unfair if you choose to make it harder for yourself
He really is very easy to dislike. It's just a game but the amount of smugness he displays from using a cheap tactic to win at it is quite impressive. And he wonders why he has so many trolls.
He just doesn't have to act that way. He always rants almost daily about how "No matter what I do, its not right. Everything I do I get shit on but other streamers do the same thing and don't get any trolling" Yeah cause they just do it, with DSP if he does it you're gonna get gloating and smugness and rubbing it in and also putting down others who didn't do it.
How can other streamers do the same.rhing when he makes a point of doing the opposite of other streamers, ad we all.know piggy is different and not like other streamers.
IMO the biggest problems for this guy are his attitude, laziness, greed, toxicity, hypocrisy, immaturity and dishonesty. He has no shame at all and he lacks of any sort of awareness. He also has no guilt at all for doing something wrong. You can find literately every negative things about human on this guy. The good part is that he is a coward and he has no power in real life.
It’s not even that he used a cheap tactic. Souls games are hard if you’ve found a decent tactic to cheese a fight, do it. It’s Phil’s smugness.
its also very easy to like him when you find out everyone hates him.
The Dents Revolting over *ACTUAL BAD SOULS GAMEPLAY* is probably a Sign of the Apocalypse
Pretty sure the larpers are to thanks for that gold 😂
I love his trash talk because he cheesed the boss, and obviously is looking at guides. Dude, your not let me solo her. Your garbage
Phil's handle is LetMeReadAGuide
@@WhenPigsAttack1 downfromtheGameFAQs?
You’re*
He should open a sandwich shop and call it "Philly Chesse's"
'Hi can I get a Philly cheesesteak'
'STOP DERAILING THE BUSINESS WITH THE STEAK SPAM! WE DON'T SELL THOSE MORAHN, OKAY? RIGHT? ACKHACKAHCKHAGCK'
Serving signature DEVOUR meals, Gin, and Jasper Kitty Kids Meals
Don’t forget the tips jar with a 50 dollar goal
@@cloudshines812 don't forget cherry juice, trader Joe's tacos and whoopers soaked in mayo😂
darksyde philly cheese steak is what i call him
Rolls 4 times into his foot…
DSP: “ I can’t move” 🤦♂️
DSP's top tips to not be a scrub:
Level 160. Equip best armour in the game. Use only colossal weapons. 15 Healing Flasks. Jump + R2. Facetank everything. Don't learn the boss moveset.
couldn't be described in a better way
boo hoo you bad at game
Remember, the bosses aren't even hard except for the things that make them hard! And that DSP would be able to beat them if it wasn't for the thing that makes them difficult to beat!
buddy, with everyone rage quitting and review bombing the dlc.
having dsp as a shaming tool to get gud is what the industry needs.
builds are literally your choice.
people wanted to steam roll the dlc while forgetting that everyone was speed running getting the Op weapons to progress through the game when the game was new.
and are we going to pretend most players don't have a maxed out moonveil and RoB in their inventory?
Grug smash
DSP aged like 15 years ever since he started playing the dlc, no joke.
7:40 - 8:03 Phil gets hit with fire. Refuses to roll due to has crippling addiction to facetanking and gets hit again knocking him back. Proceeds to roll back into the fire to get hit and knocked down. Heals twice then swings at nothing due to the delay in his brain as the boss is flying away. Swings again as the boss flies right into him, hitting him of coarse. PHil starts mad spamming R2 and misses. While PHil is still spamming R2 boss flies up, Phil swings at air and the boss finishes him off with a flame breath. PHil then spams excuses as always. These 23 seconds is DSP in a nutshell. Stupid!
Legendary play-by-play lol
This is amazing haha
Nothing worse than a liar and a fraud… sad at 72 years old he hasn’t learned this.
It’s crazy to me that he’s 85 years of age and still has no self-awareness.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"How am i supposed to win the game if i dont cheese it?!?!??"
This guy is the absolute worst
“i cant move i cant move” bruh why did you stand under the big ass dragon😭
"I-don't-do-summons" Burnell....
17:58 that looked so pathetic i dont think i will ever be able to hold a controller without the fear of looking even 10% as stupid as that
No fugging way he just remembers that name and recognizes the heads. 😂😂
Elden vet with over 800hrs in the game. I did not recognise Placidusax during the boss fight.
bro cant get malenia's name right, but knew it was placidusax's head on Bayle's neck, press X to Doubt
So here he admits to permanently double tapping because of SF. So every extra attack that ever came out and got him killed was his fault and he knew it. Yet still blamed the games/devs... what a clown.
What is SF?
@@the_seer_0421Street Fighter
What's fun is that he only "double-taps" in Street Fighter because he button mashes there, too.
no wonder he miss inputs in SF6 all the time
he double taps his buttons LMAO
Thats nothing new, people found his replay inputs and hes a masher, and now theres proof
So obvious watching guides really sad. She’s weak to jump and he got the best jump attack weapon. Boring asf.
Happens every souls playthrough. Has there ever been a single one where he hasn't blatantly used a guide?
His character's scream is perfect for Phil
Mf screaming in lowercase
Holy hell dude makes no attempt to learn the boss, just swing swing swing. Can’t wait for Phail to come tells us just how easy the fight was and how other streamers struggled
Like a boy telling mom how his day at school was
He is a sore loser and an insufferable winner
Did he just compare slapping someone to talking sexually with a minor?
Yeah he’s stupid like that
There’s no proof he talked sexually with a minor. If there was there would be a criminal case.
Yep. And sleeping with your stepdaughter too. Not to mention. Will Smith was banned from the Oscars and his reputation plummet, he did suffer quite a bit, specially with how pretentious he and Jayda actually are.
@joebk44 There was enough to get him banned and put out from his own company. Where do you get your copium supply and how do I get some?
It's actually slightly worse. He said that slapping someone in public is as morally wrong if not more so than to mollest a minor.
The way he gloats about easily beating a boss is probably the most egotistical moment ever.
He is somehow a worst winner than he is loser. It's wild.
@@YerpDerp17 frankly that's how he got the hate. there's plenty ragers out there, but dsp will be super smug and arrogant while taking shots at everyone with a shit eating grin
He does it with every "hard" boss in souls-style games (read: hard as in people doing it at the generally expected level) while being 2 to 3 times more powerful and using some op or cheese build.
It's always the same "peepul are saying this is a tough/difficult boss? I don't think so" comment while ending it with some smug laugh.
I'd actually love to see him attempt to do a challenge run like some streamers are currently doing (no leveling or upping the scadutree level for example), since he's apparently so good at the game.
Everyone did all the dlc already while he had to wait for a guide to even get a single W
Damn let him live😂😂 it not that serious
god, if he actually went viral for this "gameplay style" again it'd be so fucking funny 😂😂😂
Last time this happened was with Zelda totk, the salt was glorious 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to compare the loss of their gaming save files to the death of a beloved basketball player like Kobe Bryant
Fun Fact: the only way to be more pathetic than this guy is to care about someone just because they play basketball
@@Tyrgermanicfor sure, only thing he’s good at now is being goo
Fun fact, people show how pathetic they are by thinking people only care about someone's demise because of their profession and not because they have empathy.
@@Tyrgermanicdamn, really salty about basketball players, it is rough being nobody sometimes.
I do now!
i really don't think i have seen him do any kinda souls game where he didn't just end up face tanking every boss then bragging it was easy.
If it's possible to facetank the boss then it's obviously not that hard
@@StinkyBuster Have you ever heard of overleveling?
@@kappapride720 mmhmm, it's something you can do in an easy game
We found a loose dent here
@lordgrim6335 lmao no. DSP is convinced being good at Elden Ring is some kind of achievement as well. I think both sides come out of this one looking goofy
There are no steaks but there is cheese
Giving off the same energy as a kid who saw the exam questions and answers before hand and pretends to be surprised during a discussion with classmates.
9:45 A rare Lean-In Manual -> Nailbite target combo usage!
The only khambo Phil doesn't drop. Ack ack ack
Must have been a stationary that he banned from his chat doood!
Press the trigger twice gets two hits. Dsp: i only want the one hit
"i made a build that is incredibly good" Did you phil? Or did a dent in chat tell you about the build and the hammer too? Because i was on RawPhils stream when it happenes. He told you the EXACT amounts of stats you need and you even double checked the dex requirements and all. So no you did not MAKE a build.
This would be like Alexander cutting the Gordian knot and being like, "Was it supposed to be hard to untie this thing? This was the easiest knot I've ever unraveled. I guess that's why they call me Alexander the GREAT."
He would miss the knot then complain that Zeus made the knot too strong. *snort* how the HELL am I gonna conquer Asia if I keep getting this bULLSHIt. I mean I could easily do it if it wasn't hard for no reason.
DSPerseus : I'm STONE now? How the FUCK was I supposed to know THAT???? No one ever told me that Medusa can turn you into stone!! All these enchanted items were SHIT they didn't help me at ALL. Fuck Zeus, fuck Athena, Fuck Hermes, Fuck Hades.
this man annoys the piss out of me. he spends the whole time complaining about that death knight guy and that lion, he kept dying to them but when he does beat them he acts all high and mighty as if he is a god at these games. case in point when he just beat rellana and gets all egotistical just because he beat a boss.
He's trying soooo hard to sound cool with a cheezy unga bunga build, had it been any other build he would have rage quit the dlc on this fight alone.
So he's admitting to button mashing?
how did people think this boss was tough dood just get the most OP items just and spam jump R2 with 15 flasks... right right
No way he recognized placidusax.... even said "Got it in their fight"..... hmmmmm
Dave ain't like us... snort!
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Certified gamerboy Certified pe**phile
We def need a DSP "Not Like Us" parody song. lol
Of all the things on my dave bingocard, him defending two jewish pdfs was not expected.
It's pretty on brand.
You have to remember this was the first guy to defend that "cuties" movie
@kodiacstephens8104 Yeah, it's not that it's out of character, it just came out of fucking nowhere.
Rellana is a whole lot easier when she doesn't kill you in two hits.
The level going into Rellana also is 4 for scadutree frags I thought too
The Funny thing is the Dents KEEP Handing him Money
70 year old man gets mocked by his chat
80*
I wish jigsaw was real and dsp became a contestant.
"you have to beat the DLC as...a pure dexterity build...WITHOUT bleed. You have 12 hours. "
@maxwellschmid588 💀😂
jigsaw would let him go after an hour of hearing him whining. or just immediately end him lol
Remember when he said he wouldn’t summon?
He’s pathetic.
Used the “omg!! Wtf!!! Woahhh!!” Clip 😂😂😂😂
Remember he hasnt beaten one fromsoftware game without either overleveling, using some cheap build/armor set like havels or have stream chat walk him through the game
He watched a guide called Early dark knight OP build 😂 it’s on TH-cam 😂
It's always as if he is the only one playing the correct way
He genuinely doesn't have to shit talk others, but somehow he can't help himself and he has to put others down how they play. I think thats why everyone gets on his case about how he plays and puts him to a higher standard as he creates it by acting like he's better than these other streamers he loathes so much but I dont get why he loathes them, they're just doing their thing and it's not harmful.
@@Clamfaced In Phil's mind, all of the people who are fans of other streamers, should be his fans. Therefore, giving HIM their money and no one else. That's all it comes down to.
He found an OP weapon and R2 jump attacked everything, if any other streamer did this you know he would call them. Remember when he said i am not like other streamers that use one weapon the whole game.
How tf did he facetank Bayle like that? Pigroach is undeservably lucky.
he looked up a guide
That's what I said that grab kills me every time it's pretty easy to dodge, but holy hell...
@phriscalmer8740 I FINALLY managed to beat Bayle today, the dragon greatsword comes in clutch! My scurdtree blessing is at 14, that helped too.
Hes lvl 160 btw💀
People are saying that the armor helps but I can promise you it makes almost no difference. I've been alternating fashion and big boy armors and it only really matters against the smaller mobs. Big bosses are going to kill you with a few meaty hits.
"Placidusaxs head is on his back!!!!"
I love it when Phil lies and tries to act because hes even worse at it than he is at life, video games, and managing money. It reminds me of the time when a viewer asked him "who are the placeholders?" And he pretended he had no idea 🤣🤣🤣
The gun show. What. Do. You mean ...Uhh the pyramidal tracts is a uhh housing development outside of Cairo guyz.
Who would of guessed that he would of played the most boring build. Too bad the devs didnt nerf that stupid cheese playstyle.
Facetanking everything, looks boring asf to be honest
I don't play elden ring, whys the build boring
@@akilomari4973 there is no skill involved, he's literally brute forcing his way through the game. No dodging, no learning enemy patterns, just jump and spam heavy attack (which do insane damage and outset the slowness of his weapon) over and over until boss RNG (as in, which moves it does) is favourable.
It's how he always plays any game though. This is what he always wants to do, just facetank and brute force his way through without actually learning anything. The dude hates video games, so he wants to go where the fence it at it's lowest and see the win screen then gloat as if he did something.
They can't, then scrubs like DSP won't be able to play the game and a big selling point of ER is that it is playable even if you are dented af.
His medium size shirts are amusing to me
He needs an excuse for every time he gets hit
I'll be honest; I'm not here for the cheese. I'm here for the whine.
When your own dents roast you🐷🙀
He’s taking no damage barely. He definitely started a new game for the dlc. On NG+6 2hits from Rellana has me teetering on the brink, and I usually die because the third hit comes so fast. This dude is a total sucka.
That outfit is a public crime. Not a child’s entertainer folks.
Did one of the dents pay for him to wear the hat?
They’re far more loathsome than Phil imo
Phil continues his quest to become Elden Pigroach.
Crazy how he tries to talk shit like he's not widely known as the worst gamer on the planet.
What happen to not using summons had to summon to kill Bayle. Watch him summon on Radahn
Other than being an incredible character, Egon's summon doesn't actually increase the bosses stats. If he summons for Radahn, and I know because I've tried due to Ansbach and Thollier needing to be summoned for their questline, those do increase the bosses stats. Seeing as Ansbach does no damage and Thollier doesn't even enter the boss room half the time, I really hope he at least tries it and gets pummelled as punishment for trying. Then again, that assumes he actually does Ansbach and Thollier's questlines instead of rushing through as always.
@@deltaphazon4688 Igon makes the bossfight a joke. I beat the boss alone first, struggled for a bit, and then went back on my save and summoned for the questline and got it first try. He's nigh immortal, completely busted summon, kind of like Bernahrl.
yeah, I'm sure this mouthbreather who can't even find his own nose noticed placidusax's head stuck on bayle in the middle of the fight naturally
Its almsot like he intentionally stalled like hell the first couple streams so cheese strats could come out. . .like every other game.
this guy struggled came back the next day after some internet searching to find a way to beat the dlc, then of course he will gloat about how it wasn't really all that hard and he could of beaten it first time if he just knew the moveset.
Hes fighting a boss in a way that removes challenge cheaply and then gloats about how it wasn't challenging...
has an excuse prepared for every single hit he takes, no exceptions. Total scrub behavior
Here’s the thing about Phil, when he’s offline he constantly looking at guides and cheeses so he doesn’t look like a scrub. I garuntee that not only did he look up the perfect build for this fight but he probably watched guides and memorized all of the bosses moves beforehand.
Mwmorizing boss patterns would imply that Phil’s a tryhard, when in fact he doesn’t put in any effort beyond WWEC. Even his cheesing is sloppy.
22:30 how Phil deals with his mobile game addiction. Just pays to quell the desire and then when it comes back puts more money in it
Bro is legit bragging about killing the boss even though he died what, 4 or 5 times to her? With an OP build? Cheesing?
Yeah, Messmer won’t let him face tank so it’ll be great to watch him him rage
Scrub,I think is being generous.
Remember when he said he's not like other streamers who just use one strategy over and over?
btw...this isnt the boss thats harder than malenia. Its the last boss of the DLC.
Which will be nerfed by the time phil gets his stalling ass there. Then he'll talk shit about how amazing he is when he beats the weaker version.
Last boss is very easy to cheese with specific builds. Like every boss in this DLC.
@@BattleBro77 yes, but we'll know if phil knows that.
That would be kinda poetic, didn't the exact same thing happenened with Scarscourge Radhan in the base game ? (As in, he stalled so long the boss got nerfed hy the time he fought him ?) 😅
18:00 Actually insane that he only now figured out that there is an input queue. That has been a thing since DS1
he acts so smug when beats a boss when going full oonba boonga mashing, wow look at me im sooooo good!!
So only at this point in the entire play through including the original has he just figured out if you press attack two times you get the second attack??
17:35 "Im accidentally getting a second swing when I do the slam. Notice he's doing a follow up swing. I'm not doing that. Its reading it as a double input for some reason." Holds his controller up and starts pressing the inputs on said slam. "Ooooooooooh! You can only press it once."
I swear he is brain dead. Most ignorant person to ever pick up a controller.
Not even his chat likes him lmao
Couldn't beat any boss with his old cheese build, complained how hard the game has gotten, looked up a new cheese build, and now saying how easy the bosses are while gloating is pathetic.
Just wait till he tries to fight the golden hippo
I've been looking forward to this as well LOL. The wild boss movement plus the small arena is gonna make his brain bleed. Definitely gonna be a "stoopid cameruh" kinda fight.
@@WhenPigsAttack1 Hope we get another "STOP THIS!"
Hippo was one of the easiest boss. His jump stagger tank build will carry him
@@Blittsplitt5 Phil is absolute garbage tho I feel like any quill attack from the second phase and the grab should body him
You can just face tank and trade with that boss sadly
18:13 DSP literally proves to the world that he just mashes and provides video evidence for it. 🎉
The whole "look guys, it's Plasidusax" bit was so fake lmao
Dsp does what he claims others do in Fighting games. He uses scrub tactics to beat bosses and thinks he's good at the game
And he says he's not a pattern player...
The shear amount of guide following and cheesing here is super pathetic. There’s nothing wrong with consulting help if you need it in a game, but for someone claiming to be a professional gamer while gloating about how “easy” it is just awful. Most of the information he keeps spitting out about placidusax heads is obviously gather off of somewhere like twitter beforehand, as there is no way in hell he could remember something like that while forgetting almost entire games less than a year after finishing them. For someone who always gets mad with things like people spamming and playing dumb in Street Fighter, it’s really pathetic to try and morally grand stand while doing the same crap on something like Elden Ring.
The whole Placidusax affair was so outrageous. I'm pretty into the lore of From's games, this one included, and I'm familiar with the connection between Bayle and Placidusax, and this video is the first time I've noticed the heads. Phil couldn't care less about these games or their stories, seeing as how he forgets everything about them approximately 5 minutes after facetanking the final boss, yet somehow on his first encounter with this new boss (one of the hardest I've encountered so far imo), he instantly notices the heads and somehow recalls Placidusax's weird ass name and the fact that he is missing heads. There's just no way in hell that he didn't just see that online somewhere while looking through his various guides that he pretends not to read.
How could anyone actually watch this guys stream. He literally complains and makes excuses every single time an action is made in the fight. This guy is insufferable