"you're right, I was with shepherd... from the very beginning." - Garrus Vacarian Bro 4 lyfe the loyalty is too much, its beautifully and broly exploding.
"Just warming up, seeing what you had, now." "I once tried to calibrate a thanix cannon for 99 hours straight, they told me I was crazy, that it couldn't be done." "I calibrated it for 999 hours."
@@yol_n Unfortunately the game was rushed, so I'd say we got a good product considering that fact. Could it have been better? Absolutely, but I'm personally satisfied enough, and besides, it's hard to end a very, very well loved series anyway. Satisfying everybody was gonna be impossible.
Yeah, I came into 3 expecting not to like him, because he was the "new guy." He was still the new guy, but he had actual character and was interesting. Never really used him in combat - too rootie-tootie-point-and-shootie - but I never hated seeing him around my ship. More personality than Jacob, though that's not a high bar. More personality than everyone on the Tempest, too, but, again, low bar.
Sheppard: I saved the council and when the collectors killed me and broke my ship and crew, I came back from the dead, got a better ship and gathered a bigger, better crew of badasses and killed them, blew up their base and killed a reaper. On foot. Jimmy and Garrus: ...Showoff
Remember that time when legion told Garrus that his calibrations were wrong. Legion rechecked & it(he) was wrong himself. Garrus beat an AI at calibrations
Honestly, tho, how can you not like Mass Effect. The characters are so well written, the dialogues is hilarious when it needs to be. Man, I wish more games could learn from it (looks angrily at Halo Infinite)
Garrus: That's all very impressive, Vega, but I can clean out an entire scum-infested city. Do you know why? James: Because... Garrus: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!... I mean Archangel... close enough.
@ericmarshall19 IMO, James was the best of the three sterotypical "marine" characters from the three games (Kaiden, Jacob and James). Has more of a personality and differences.
FUNNNNNNNYYYY, James: "Pleeaaassee!, I fought off a DOZEN angry batarians on omega single handedly. Used one of them as a landing pad from a 3 story jump". Garrus: I tracked down this guy seran, stopped him from raising a GETH army and unleashing the reapers 3 years ago!. James: Doesn't count you did that with shepard Garrus: you're right...I was with shepard...From the VERY begininng ; ). James: That just means your old!. Garrus: Still think you can win this. James: I can do this all day scars!
But James, how could have cured the genophage or stopped Cerberus on the Citadel? After the first mission on Mars you NEVER left the ship with me, I'm afraid it was all Garrus my friend...
Garrus has never seen a chicken? Lmao that's it, I'm updating my domestic life Shepard/Vakarian post-game headcanon: besides the 3 krogan kids, they'll also have a pet chicken
Hold on. Vega jumped out of a window and goomba stomped a batarian to cushion his fall, and people think he's boring? Even if he made that up, gotta give him points for the creativity.
probably! you realize you just condemned me to create another playthrough of all three of these right? there are a few oversights, so he probably did say it
A year later but whatever. Take him when you're liberating Rannoch, the mission where you have to disable the computers. Everyone else hacks into them but if you send James to do it he admits he has no idea what he's doing and just stomps on them until they break
I think i've figured it out, Bioware spent so much time putting in hundreds of mad conversations and easter eggs like this they forgot all about the 16 different endings they promised us -_-
he meant the human-reaper. and the one on rannoch was killed by quarian gunships, so that doesn't count, as well that the one on tuchanka was killed by the mother of all thresher maws. but he killed 2 reaper destroyers on earth, one with the cain and one with big ass rockets...
"Doesn't count, you did that with Shepard" - pretty much sums up the whole game
Garrus : There was this one time on Illium, we were looking for information to give a justicar, we made it to the end and came across a Biotic God
I wanted to know how you were doing now that it’s been a decade
He met the biotic god @@ZappoNinja
"you're right, I was with shepherd... from the very beginning." - Garrus Vacarian
Bro 4 lyfe the loyalty is too much, its beautifully and broly exploding.
King Aragorn Garrus literally won the argument with that I was with Shepard from the beginning
Bros 4ever
@@Kratos8462 He meant he was there since ME1 while Vega joined in ME3.
It’s even more bad ass when you’re together with Garrus. Kind of gives the vibe of like. “YEAH MY GIRLFRIENDS SHEPARD! GET ON HER LEVEL!”
"Always has been"
"Just warming up, seeing what you had, now."
"I once tried to calibrate a thanix cannon for 99 hours straight, they told me I was crazy, that it couldn't be done."
"I calibrated it for 999 hours."
"I then used it to blow up the Collector's ship at point blank range"
I don't know why this reminded me or rainbow six's Jager lol
He once out Calibrated Legion, a Geth, to the point where he did almost 1.5x better calibration than Lwgion thought possible
This was one of if not the best thing about ME3 was finally seeing the crew interacting with eachother.
At least this game got something right
@@yol_n imo it got a lot of things right. Just got one thing that terribly, TERRIBLY wrong
@@asweknowit123 its the minimum possible mass effect 3 had to be. Think we deserved better.
@@yol_n Unfortunately the game was rushed, so I'd say we got a good product considering that fact.
Could it have been better? Absolutely, but I'm personally satisfied enough, and besides, it's hard to end a very, very well loved series anyway. Satisfying everybody was gonna be impossible.
Garrus: I've calibrated the Normandy's weapons systems throughout this whole damn trilogy!
*Vega's eyes bulge*
One of the more underrated characters in ME3. His appearance makes people assume "meathead" right off the bat. He actually has some depth.
The fact that he is a military jarhead is fine by itself, makes the setting more realistic. It IS a military ship after all...
Alltough better then jacob
@@МихаилКурбатов-п9ш Duh. That's a really low bar.
Even when I still thought he was a meathead I liked him. He was funny
Yeah, I came into 3 expecting not to like him, because he was the "new guy." He was still the new guy, but he had actual character and was interesting. Never really used him in combat - too rootie-tootie-point-and-shootie - but I never hated seeing him around my ship.
More personality than Jacob, though that's not a high bar. More personality than everyone on the Tempest, too, but, again, low bar.
I don't even know what that is. . . but I heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it.
hahaha that's just brilliant
That's definitely something we'd say if we tried alien food hahah
James: What's the matter Vakarian? Chicken?
Garrus: I don't even know what that is, though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it.
We need to get Garrus some fried dextro-chicken. He deserves it.
Garrus : Not every story has a happy ending
Me : Right Garrus ! Callibrate the Ending ! MAKE US PROUD !
would be funny if Javik would stand nearby and after the banter he turns to Garrus:"James jokes are weak. Throw him through the airlock". XD
Not funny!
This is why turians are awesome.
Female turians are even more awesome.
praystation I believe they to fall under the name turians
@@praystation just dont.
@@praystationplease stop
Sheppard: I saved the council and when the collectors killed me and broke my ship and crew, I came back from the dead, got a better ship and gathered a bigger, better crew of badasses and killed them, blew up their base and killed a reaper. On foot.
Jimmy and Garrus: ...Showoff
Romanced Garrus: That's my girl!
"You were with Shepard. It doesn't count."
Man.. I LOVE! these little chats the teammates have x) they're so funny...especially joker.
James: Nah, it was just us. But mostly me.
Shepard: *turns to James* ಠ_ಠ
I swear, if they make a Poker Night at the Inventory 3, Garrus NEEDS to be in it.
GroxGlitch My dream roster for another Poker Night is Garrus, Deadpool, Wheatley, and Qrow.
@@anone.mousse674 I don't even know what this game is, but with a roster like that, I'd buy it
@@lukedeakin7124Poker Night is one of the strangest crossovers ever.
Mass Effect is the only game that made me feel an urge to check on everybody after every mission :D
its awesome to take garrus and james on missions, they are acting like brothers in arms, and james is a god damn commedian..
i forgot to say something,
I once fought a rocket, the rocket lost.
Which one is saying this? Vega, Garrus, or Shepard
@@alexrecrem9094 Garrus
@@alexrecrem9094
Yes
Its scenes like this that make mass effect 3 the best of the three
No.
@@williamkerfoot8039 10 years later and been mortality burned. 😭🤣
Remember that time when legion told Garrus that his calibrations were wrong.
Legion rechecked & it(he) was wrong himself.
Garrus beat an AI at calibrations
Honestly, tho, how can you not like Mass Effect. The characters are so well written, the dialogues is hilarious when it needs to be. Man, I wish more games could learn from it (looks angrily at Halo Infinite)
Garrus: "You know, Vega, we should go to my favorite spot on the Citadel and see who's tge better shot."
look at the bright side, the Reapers are gone ;)
Garrus took it upon himself to be Batman for kicks for a while on Omega. James... you're out of your league son.
Now I picture Vega curing the genophage by kicking random computer terminals on Tuchanka xd
It's moments like these that make me love the ME universe!
Garrus: Ever hear the name Archangel?
James: I might've
Garrus: You know you have. I'm Archa-
Christian Bale: I'M BATMAN!
,,I knew this wise-ass marine named Jimmy Vega-sounds like a pole-dancer on Omega!" Good rhymes,Garrus!
Garrus: That's all very impressive, Vega, but I can clean out an entire scum-infested city. Do you know why?
James: Because...
Garrus: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!... I mean Archangel... close enough.
Would've been perfect if Shepard chimed in and said "Could you two get a room?"
It sounded like Garrus was making "I'm Archangel!" sound like, "I'm Batman!".
@Aschsaver The first encounter is after ME2, when Vega have to watch him while he is in custody. There is an online comic where you can see this.
@ericmarshall19 IMO, James was the best of the three sterotypical "marine" characters from the three games (Kaiden, Jacob and James). Has more of a personality and differences.
That chicken reference is just brilliant
Pure gold.
1:51 Seriously, that's my favorite part of the whole game. "pftt, it's a gift."
I am starting to think I was the only person that moderatly liked James.
I like how Shepard turns to look at James near the end when he said "But mostly me."
"nigga say whuuut??"
xD
There should be a scene where Garrus, Vega, Zaeed, Tali and Kasumi all sat around playing poker while trading stories.
The last part when they talked about how they kicked reaper ass...I wished it was after the ending(an imaginable and happy one :( )
@Legion7991 definitely agree, james was the best of those, a great addition to the mass effect team and nice light-hearted banter
I love Vega's nicknames for people. Lola to FemShep, Sparks to Tali and Scars to Garrus. :D
Loco for maleShep :D
@@miranolastname2366 hahaha didn't know that. Gotta look for some clips :D
James got his own anime. Nothing can top that.
"With a little help from some friends" - Queue the beatles!
Totally. i would have loved it in ME2 if Thane and Samara had interacted.
got to love the last one
My two favorite soldiers talking.
Having a swordfight in the middle of an invasion. I love this series
James: and finally kicked the reapers from this galaxy to the next
Ryder: ehh They're kidding right?
Garrus: Not every story has a happy ending.
Me: Ha..haaaaaa you have no idea.
@ElnAlter Biowares response - Apparently he represents a person new to the series.
Ok Vega, but the fans prefer Garrus so no matter your story you’ll always be the last.
Facts.
This is like the himbo equivalent of rap battles
at this time, jimmy vega is the only person to dislike this memory...
also, james watches too much How to Train Your Dragon and Rescue Riders...
I love that line "Doesn't count you did that with Shepherd" makes me feel like a total Badass
Damn right. After 100% all three games, the player deserves praise from the actual characters
“Nah, it was just us. But mostly me.”
james:what valkarian you chicken
garrus:i dont know what that is but i hear everything in the galaxy tastes like it
Garrus wins because he`s Garrus
Everything in the galaxy does taste like chicken! We we're all right!
I dont know whats funnier, their contest, or the fact they are death-staring each other from across the room :P
This bit in the game was awesome :3
@pissoffwalkthroughs Ironically, he is the party's tank.
Shepard at the last part: AM I INVISIBLE?!
my daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands
Garrus wins the conversation.
I have to say Garrus is the best character in Mass Effect i luv the turinas and the krogans they woop ass
FUNNNNNNNYYYY, James: "Pleeaaassee!, I fought off a DOZEN angry batarians on omega single handedly. Used one of them as a landing pad from a 3 story jump". Garrus: I tracked down this guy seran, stopped him from raising a GETH army and unleashing the reapers 3 years ago!. James: Doesn't count you did that with shepard Garrus: you're right...I was with shepard...From the VERY begininng ; ). James: That just means your old!. Garrus: Still think you can win this. James: I can do this all day scars!
I got with a Quarian and she's still alive.
Beat that, Vega.
Garrus thinking he can out do a member of Mystery Inc, yeah right!
But James, how could have cured the genophage or stopped Cerberus on the Citadel? After the first mission on Mars you NEVER left the ship with me, I'm afraid it was all Garrus my friend...
Garrus has never seen a chicken?
Lmao that's it, I'm updating my domestic life Shepard/Vakarian post-game headcanon: besides the 3 krogan kids, they'll also have a pet chicken
JUST KISS ALREADY YOU TWO.
+ Jaavik with his never-ending trolling.
Hold on. Vega jumped out of a window and goomba stomped a batarian to cushion his fall, and people think he's boring? Even if he made that up, gotta give him points for the creativity.
Shepard: peasants
probably! you realize you just condemned me to create another playthrough of all three of these right?
there are a few oversights, so he probably did say it
TWO Reapers on foot. Don't forget Rannoch.
Him and his calibrations *Rolls eyes*
Beatles still big in the future
Boys XD.
actually I didn't take James to any mission except the first missions
. Liara and Garrus is my favorite for the whole game.
A year later but whatever. Take him when you're liberating Rannoch, the mission where you have to disable the computers. Everyone else hacks into them but if you send James to do it he admits he has no idea what he's doing and just stomps on them until they break
I wonder if this scene is different if you didn't recuit Garrus in ME1
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey James would want to join you and Garrus and pay for the drinks.
I think i've figured it out, Bioware spent so much time putting in hundreds of mad conversations and easter eggs like this they forgot all about the 16 different endings they promised us -_-
Huh. I also figured those two were a good match, romantically or not: reserved, soft-spoken, spiritual badasses.
James! Garrus MY war buddy, back off!!!
james just stole all the fun at the last part
@TheExodusProphecy to be honest...i think he did just that. He's Batman!
Bro Banter
he meant the human-reaper. and the one on rannoch was killed by quarian gunships, so that doesn't count, as well that the one on tuchanka was killed by the mother of all thresher maws. but he killed 2 reaper destroyers on earth, one with the cain and one with big ass rockets...
Ron Paul vs. The Illusive Man
Haha oh man i would pay to see that.
bromance... now kiss!
Shikkita 25
Wtf. Gay much... Go back to Tyrone bishhh...
And with them went logic!
I lol'd.
Garrus Wins.
Yeah Vega a pole dancer from Omega
James reminds me of me... He's not half bad.
I was expecting Shephard to say ''I was a Spectre.''
*Silence
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