@@realnubboi21 he is commenting on the fact that DF didnt notice, and questioned whether or not he got the boost He is not saying that this is the first time it happened
Also, the jet pack sucks at giving lift, using it pointing mostly forward and slightly up while you're still climbing adds way more speed to your ascent, which is a much better use of it. He also used the nukes weird (they're just like the other bomb or the bullets, use while decending), and he still isn't rapid clicking/tapping for the aliens
Here are some secrets! You can press the money in the shop and it will give you 1 dollar per press! But it's limited... HOWEVER YOU CAN JUST EXIT AND RE ENTER TO RESET IT! You can also press the sign that says 'blast co' and waste a couple of dollars for fireworks! Using this multiple times gives you the 'celebration' acheivement!
Also here's a tip for when you get the space ship! JUST SPAMMING IT UNTIL YOU CANT SPAM NO MORE AND THEN IT WILL GIVE A METRIC HECK TON OF SPEED! ALSO! If you get to space (obviously VERY high up) then gravity will be extremely low! But your speed will stay the same!
Hey DF if you wait to shoot the turtle when it goes around 10-30 m down then you get a massive boost up try to shoot him as low as you can for him to get the max boost
@@dakotataylor993 that doesn't mean those numbers don't exist, that's like saying if you speed up a video of the numbers 1-1000 and the video is 20 seconds long, numbers 200-900 dont exist because you virtually cant see them, it's about anticipation, and when you think you are going to hit 30
DF i want you to know that i love your content like every time im having a bad day you post burrito bison or toss the turtle and make me feel better and back in the days of undermine and neon abyss i would really look forward to the posts everyday so thank you for putting in so much work and posting everyday sometimes twice a day
@@tomokia9936 you know what as much as i loved those series im greatly enjoying the flash games arc were going through right now and i found that all the games DF plays are entertaining its the commentary that does it. Adventure capitalist, all the .io games, raft, i watched this man put shapes together on conveyor belts with joy. Its really all in the quality of content and i really think DF cares because a lot of other youtubers post like once or twice a week and talk about the crazy workload but DF just throws out commentated slightly cut videos and cranks them out dang near every day. Really gotta appreciate the whole creator
Basically the dark night, if you buy it, there is a small chance for you to encounter it in the middle of your launch and then you can launch the turtle again
Use your bomb early, remember the bomb does the same wherever you are, whereas the bullets give more depending of how high you are, so use the bomb to gain extra hight so your bullets count for more. Otherwise amazing video!
Oh, I _LOVE_ this game! straight up there with "Billy Makin' Kid" as ome of my favorite less-popular flash games. _Mr. Vengeance_ is great too, if you can find it.
@@zerostars9056 No, I forgot what the game was sadly, I was trying to remember too so I could re-download it. But if I had to guess, I think its like a basic game like turtle launch or something. But what I do remember is Markiplier has a video on the game with the name of it in the video. But Im to lazy and tired to go find it rn, hahaha
I dunno if you'll read this but when you get the alien item and it takes your character you're meant to tap the screen to keep your character in the alien for as long as you can for a longer launch
for the aliens, you click/tap them as fast as possible and it will carry you longer distances the longer you keep the bar full (i played this game before and thats what it did for me)
Hey df in the original game I hit the end of the map once. it happened when i maxed out the distance meter it took all the best upgrades and an ungodly number of nukes.
Pressing ahead of the flying object makes it go further...and shoot at the last possible second before it hits the ground that way you get more altitude.
If you hold the body move control directly to the right it will send u 1000s of meters more than not. Use 2 hands for the “shoot as close to the ground as you can” strategy so you dont miss
Nukes are used just like the other bombs. Jetpacks are much better for thrust (forward and slightly up) than lift (up and slightly forward) and use them on the way up, not as you start to descend. Aliens just require you to click (tap, its a mobile game, but I assume he's using an emulator) rapidly to stay airborne. Not clicking just wastes them. Fun stuff tho
you need to mash the alien to stay inside. character changes the background as well. the bomb / mine triggers automatically when you hit the ground (failsafe in case you miss a bullet) airplanes can be pass through if you are in fire (sun or boost) dont wait to be at the top of the curve to use the jetpack, support your momentum at his highest instead Yellow guy shoot you up and then down which adds to your total height Blue guy will grab you to the ground unless you can shoot your way out the cape will augment your horizontal speed so using it early is better nuke works the same way as bullets, they keep you in the air
Please use the nukes first and *then* use the bullets to keep up the speed. You have found the vertical readout, use that to time your shots till the boom clears.
I know nukes are fun but it's expensive and not worth for now at your level. You spend 80k$ on a single shot upgrade while you don't get anything out of it. Focus first on launchers, bombs and weapons. You'll need prestige to get all of the things anyway.
Hey DF when you hit an alien you need to tap relly fast to keep on the ship and travel horizontally for a long time
He's really bad at paying attention to things like that it literally has an animation of a finger tapping the screen lol
He never listens lol
@@shipness to anything. At all
@Kay Mobile F*** I was going to say that
@@malakai960 ohh i thought that was him tapping
0:07 Achievements: *Shishkebab* Get three objects in one arrow
DF: "Oh! Did I stab three in a row; did that count?"
He did it a bit in the last vid too you k ow you did it cuz it says "BOOST" when you git the third
@@realnubboi21 he is commenting on the fact that DF didnt notice, and questioned whether or not he got the boost
He is not saying that this is the first time it happened
Tip: the way you hold the screen when jetpacking also helps with forward momentum when not jetpacking.
Yes it aims you in that direction. I was waiting for someone to comment
Also, the jet pack sucks at giving lift, using it pointing mostly forward and slightly up while you're still climbing adds way more speed to your ascent, which is a much better use of it. He also used the nukes weird (they're just like the other bomb or the bullets, use while decending), and he still isn't rapid clicking/tapping for the aliens
Here are some secrets!
You can press the money in the shop and it will give you 1 dollar per press! But it's limited... HOWEVER YOU CAN JUST EXIT AND RE ENTER TO RESET IT!
You can also press the sign that says 'blast co' and waste a couple of dollars for fireworks! Using this multiple times gives you the 'celebration' acheivement!
Also here's a tip for when you get the space ship!
JUST SPAMMING IT UNTIL YOU CANT SPAM NO MORE
AND THEN IT WILL GIVE A METRIC HECK TON OF SPEED!
ALSO! If you get to space (obviously VERY high up) then gravity will be extremely low!
But your speed will stay the same!
Nukes are like extra bullets , you have to time them , just like bullets its best to use them when your falling and very close to ground
I disagree use them when you are about 60% of your previous height for highest results
They are literally explosives
Same with a bomb.
@@gbyt034 That doesn't matter, the value you gain from an explosive is better when you're falling. That's how the game logic works
If you have a lot of them then it doesn't matter when you set them off.
Hey DF if you wait to shoot the turtle when it goes around 10-30 m down then you get a massive boost up try to shoot him as low as you can for him to get the max boost
Bruh when he’s at 1000+ foot drops it goes 300-280-240-200-100-0 I hadn’t even seen the numbers 10-30 lol
@@dakotataylor993 u should it when u think its gonna go like 100
@@dakotataylor993 that doesn't mean those numbers don't exist, that's like saying if you speed up a video of the numbers 1-1000 and the video is 20 seconds long, numbers 200-900 dont exist because you virtually cant see them, it's about anticipation, and when you think you are going to hit 30
@@MozIleto okay but that also could lead to him hitting the ground losing more than the risk is worth. The human reaction is only so fast.
@@MozIleto nor did I ever say they didn’t exist so idk why you even wasted time replying when you can’t even read.
DF i want you to know that i love your content like every time im having a bad day you post burrito bison or toss the turtle and make me feel better and back in the days of undermine and neon abyss i would really look forward to the posts everyday so thank you for putting in so much work and posting everyday sometimes twice a day
For me the undermine, dungreed and neon abyss series were the absolute best. Those videos made my day all the time
Yeah I loved the neon abyss videos the old video games were all awesome every time
@@tomokia9936 you know what as much as i loved those series im greatly enjoying the flash games arc were going through right now and i found that all the games DF plays are entertaining its the commentary that does it. Adventure capitalist, all the .io games, raft, i watched this man put shapes together on conveyor belts with joy. Its really all in the quality of content and i really think DF cares because a lot of other youtubers post like once or twice a week and talk about the crazy workload but DF just throws out commentated slightly cut videos and cranks them out dang near every day. Really gotta appreciate the whole creator
Oh my god attack he stated a opinion
@@timberpotato71 it wasnt an attack really just emphasizing the appreciation for DF but if that somehow offended you i mean… ok
Uncle Ben: With great power comes great responsibility
Goku with Moustache: TURTLE!!! (12:14)
What Moustache?
Of all the games, I never thought Toss The Turtle was the game he'd find, let alone the mobile version, and it's great
Hope whoever reads this has a nice day
I hope whoever reads this endorses the rubonzdese tribe
Thx u too
You to
Thanks. It matters a lot. 👍
Man you have no idea how much good this did me lol
5:34 am and yet again I'm watching DF instead of finally going to sleep
School moment :(
Pain
DF: Gets achievement for stabbing 3 things
Also DF: I'm not sure that counted
Basically the dark night, if you buy it, there is a small chance for you to encounter it in the middle of your launch and then you can launch the turtle again
"We are coming down quick, that was strange," damn gravity (6:35).
Use your bomb early, remember the bomb does the same wherever you are, whereas the bullets give more depending of how high you are, so use the bomb to gain extra hight so your bullets count for more. Otherwise amazing video!
Chest Bombs help protect you from spikes, even though your spike jokes are great~ Also, catching fire protects from spikes.
I love the background music. It gives me nostalgia from the Igp subnautica days
It was driving me insane that I couldn't remember what that was... Thank you
@@TheSwirlie0 i can basically see igp playing subnautica the moment it starts
@@quantumqd1528 now that I know what it is I can
Oh, I _LOVE_ this game! straight up there with "Billy Makin' Kid" as ome of my favorite less-popular flash games. _Mr. Vengeance_ is great too, if you can find it.
What’s it called
@@ghijb3845 Toss the Turtle
I played this game in the past and it kills me how inefficient he is using his upgrades.
Agreed. Im like wanting to re-download the game, just so I can use them properly. Hahaha
Yo do you know the name of the game
@@zerostars9056 No, I forgot what the game was sadly, I was trying to remember too so I could re-download it. But if I had to guess, I think its like a basic game like turtle launch or something. But what I do remember is Markiplier has a video on the game with the name of it in the video. But Im to lazy and tired to go find it rn, hahaha
@@MrKeaty super toss the turtle is what he is playing there is also regular toss the turtle
@@Masonguy94 Oh... well guess I'm just blind, hahaha. Thank you. Might wanna let the other guy know too btw
You’re voice helps me fall asleep it’s so smooth
I dunno if you'll read this but when you get the alien item and it takes your character you're meant to tap the screen to keep your character in the alien for as long as you can for a longer launch
Oh my heart and soul every time he used that nuke while he was in the air instead of using it while he was falling down.
Dude same! I'm just watching the number thing for going up, and seeing it barely rise was almost painful to watch. Hahaha
@@MrKeaty I hope he learns soon because I don't know how much more I can take lol my heart barely survived this time.
@@cxrunner1178 I'm with you there. I hope he reads at least some of the comments and sees ours. Hopefully he will learn how to use them with our help
"I've never even seen an airplane."
-DF, 2021
10:33 *"Not sure if nukes are worth using in space"*
Umm, you might get put on a list for that one my guy.
With his sense of humor, I wouldn't be surprised if he's already on one.
@@Suzduko667 Good point
"seagulls in space"....well consider what we know about those crazy birbs....
....that sounds like a horror movie if ive ever heard lol XD xxx
for the aliens, you click/tap them as fast as possible and it will carry you longer distances the longer you keep the bar full (i played this game before and thats what it did for me)
You can continuously hold down on the right side of the screen to make him go quicker
Rapid tap for the ufo. Sends you far if you do it right.
Shoot the blue alien when it catches you. Launches you high up.
Df with the ufo you are supposed to rapidly tap to say in the air longer
This game is like Flappy Bird but more violent and with a turtle
What’s the game called?
Much better audio quality then usual!
You can tell this game is good when there is new music the editor puts in
Haha, I have 200+ tracks to choose from and I like to mix it up a bit
@@ScarecrowEdits are you his editor
Edit: apparently you are, woah
@@ScarecrowEdits thanks for your work, man.
@@Haydunk Thanks for the kind words :)
Who needs Kerbal Space Program when you got DF?
*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.
how long you gonna keep asking? I see you on every video asking lmao
@@jacobellinger8027 Don't know, until he notice i guess?
@@mewtwo5889 I don't think I've ever seen him reply to a comment.
@@jacobellinger8027 welp, never give up.
@@jacobellinger8027 I mean just because a TH-cam doesn’t reply doesn’t mean they don’t see the comment.
Nukes are like super bullets, use them as you're falling
Hey df in the original game I hit the end of the map once. it happened when i maxed out the distance meter it took all the best upgrades and an ungodly number of nukes.
What does it look like?
Hey DF i recommend you getting the dimensional portal its a huge boost and can make you go all the way past to the millions
Btw i also prestige after the last vidoe you made and it help me alot i got all of the boosters and Rockets
I think constantly holding the up and to the right angle helps while flying
Pressing ahead of the flying object makes it go further...and shoot at the last possible second before it hits the ground that way you get more altitude.
I like DF and will be sad if he quits
If you hold the body move control directly to the right it will send u 1000s of meters more than not. Use 2 hands for the “shoot as close to the ground as you can” strategy so you dont miss
Hold right the whole run*
its in meters, numbers mesure as meters. DF: ah yes M means Feet
Tips:
Nuke on the way down.
Alien: click as fast as possible
Combine tools, use jet pack shortly after cannon. Wait until you go down a bit before using gun. You want speed up a bit before using the gun.
if you shoot your character while falling at a certain speed, it will give you a perfect shot which will play a *boing* sound
The intesions: 0:20
The voice: 0:10
Nukes are used just like the other bombs. Jetpacks are much better for thrust (forward and slightly up) than lift (up and slightly forward) and use them on the way up, not as you start to descend. Aliens just require you to click (tap, its a mobile game, but I assume he's using an emulator) rapidly to stay airborne. Not clicking just wastes them. Fun stuff tho
When its 1 am but ya are still awake to see df killing more stuff
you need to mash the alien to stay inside.
character changes the background as well.
the bomb / mine triggers automatically when you hit the ground (failsafe in case you miss a bullet)
airplanes can be pass through if you are in fire (sun or boost)
dont wait to be at the top of the curve to use the jetpack, support your momentum at his highest instead
Yellow guy shoot you up and then down which adds to your total height
Blue guy will grab you to the ground unless you can shoot your way out
the cape will augment your horizontal speed so using it early is better
nuke works the same way as bullets, they keep you in the air
Love your videos ❤ keep up the great work
Man, your videos are amazing you play stupid funny games and don’t yell at all
(13:00) he was kicked by GOKU so random but love it.
The only limit there is is *the fabric of the universe* itself
When you get an alien you have too spam click, peace and love.
Thanks for making my day a little better
You have to tap the alien ship to keep him held for more distance
It's boshy time!
[Fucking explodes]
Please use the nukes first and *then* use the bullets to keep up the speed. You have found the vertical readout, use that to time your shots till the boom clears.
Time to take his words out of context.
"I had never seen a banana before so it caught me off guard."
DangerouslyFunny uploads > all of youtube
You should actually try to steer the turtle with your other finger it actually gives a speed boost to the direction the arrow is being pointed at
Just saying, when they say hold to go faster they mean hold the WHOLE. RUN 😹 It's annoying but it really works
This is why we launch things into the air
Use jetpack on the way up. It increases vertical speed.
Also use explosives when you normally would shoot; on the way down, near the ground.
DF: we should put the turtle back
Me: look at me I am disappointed now
Airline planes do actually hit turtles but only on landing and takeoff.
DF: im using my other hand today
me: what is he possibly doing with his hand?
If you're afraid of the ground just watch the height meter
China: has more then one city
America: 16:21
17:30 Split seconds between you and your record was a tank that squashed you at light speed. im so sorry for your loss.
Slowed playback to .25 just to see it
@@bt7594 tis the way i found out friend
Still love your content DF.👍
Hey DF. Love your content! Glad I found your channel :)
If you use the cape and the jet pack at the same time you will fly higher and faster
Oh the faster you hit the banana man the better he is. Dude can single handedly max you out on height
12:14 he got curb stomped by goku lol
That turtle would rather take itself out by spikes then let DF torture it anymore.
PS: you tap the alien spaceship as much as you can
12:14 that's Goku :o
I know nukes are fun but it's expensive and not worth for now at your level. You spend 80k$ on a single shot upgrade while you don't get anything out of it. Focus first on launchers, bombs and weapons. You'll need prestige to get all of the things anyway.
look at the nuke as an other really strong bullet, use it when you are as close to the floor as possible
My favorite game as a child and still is
The body bomb explodes when you either hit a spike or stop (for additional distance)
that one moment when your middle name is quite literally danger and your watching dangerously funny: does this mean I am considered funny now-
yes, welcome to the funny
Use the nukes the same as you would use the chest bomb and guns but with the nukes the height gets maximized more
Love the vids been here since day 1 keep it up
Now THIS is the first man to space, elon musk PPPFPTTT NEVER HEARD OF HIM
Actually, the first man is
You know what? Nevermind
@@math_hw no, i will mind
@@math_hw bro I don’t listen in history thats what the nerds do
Oh hey! Tobuscus’ animator made this game
I'm pretty sure Gonzo isn't his editor.
The disappointment in his voice just "ohhhhhh"
Thank the lord u posted your content is always good
12:13 Was that Broly?
Somebody! What's the background music at 14:18? Hear it everywhere but I can't figure out what it is. Thank you! :)
DF if you tap on the money stack in the shop you will get free money and if you tap the sign fireworks go off(but it spends like a dollar everytime)
You tap the wad of bills. But it's only so much. Hitting the bell gives the credits.
Dangerously funny?? More like dangerously underrated
It's best to use the nukes like you use the bullets use it right before you hit the ground
I can't wait for him to realize that nukes aren't that good
They are if you're maxed out and have over 100. Use one everytime you get close to the ground and you'll make it ungodly high and far
For once notifications don’t fail me
Why does the guy in the beginning remind me of Sesame Street
It was a tank rolling over him as he hit the ground at the very end lol
this is such an old classic game
Nuke seems to only give you a flat +10,000 distance.
your vids = me happy max profit = lots money